Flute Hygiene Misapprehension: Beware This Terrible Mental Illness

[Flame of Anor]

I am taking an online Music Appreciation class, and one of my classmates posted this statement, giving support to the proposal that she has the dreaded Flute Hygiene Misapprehension. I present for you, in its horrifying uncensored entirety, the quote:


For me, a James Galway flute solo can be as good as a bubble bath and a good night’s sleep!

I mean, yeah, it's James Galway, but still.

Discuss.

[Kneenibble]

I'll flute your galway.

...for a price.

[Trog]

Ze bubbles tickle my....

Tchaikovsky!

[/obscure reference]

[Flame of Anor]

I'll flute your galway.

...for a price.

Huh? It sounds vaguely shocking, but only vaguely...

[DraPrime]

I'll flute your galway.

...for a price.

Ahhhhh, but can you Galway my flute?

[VeisuItaTyhjyys]

Almost as awkward as Hygiene Flute Misapprenhension, where one comes on stage and takes a bath instead of playing flute.

[Dave Rapp]

I'm going to come right out and say that I only understood about six words in that first post.

[Kneenibble]

Ahhhhh, but can you Galway my flute?
That's extra.

[Ms.Malbolge]

:explodes in the fires of innuendo:

[Illiterate Scribe]

I'd the OP's, if you know what I mean.

[DraPrime]

That's extra.

I'm impressed. Not many can Galway a flute, especially one as large as mine :smallamused:

I feel so unclean :smalleek:

[Raging Gene Ray]

Not many can Galway a flute, especially one as large as mine :smallamused:

They'd just have to disassemble it real quick...I just got a great idea for a Steampunk Picture!

[Coidzor]

guys, I accidentally an entire flute solo...

Is this bad?

[Trog]

*is just waiting around for the band camp reference to make this thread complete*

[Terry576]

*Dies from the epic innuendo*

[Player_Zero]

I'd the OP's, if you know what I mean.


guys, I accidentally an entire flute solo...

Is this bad?

There is no hope for the future.

[Exeson]

guys, I accidentally an entire flute solo...

Is this bad?

Not at all, solos are fun but one-man-bands are the best.

:smallamused:

[llamamushroom]

Lord, what fools we mortals be. I mean, really, why must every wind instrument be the centre of so much innuendo? Just because some of the players are tromboners, and they all involve blowing into or across a pipe! Sheesh. Next you'll be seeing something nasty in this picture (http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll80/llamamushroom/Sunday13AprilSchool040.jpg).

[/sarcastic or ironic rant]