A Tale of Two Fangs: An OOTS-Style ABR Backstory comic.

[Falgorn]

You will live, Comic!

You will breathe!

This, I swear!

[The Blackbird]

Nah, I never get tired of ABR backstory comics, it fills the time while I wait for new OOTS:smallcool:.

[CrimsonAngel]

Hey, cool. I used the same promise in one of my banners.

Can't wait to see what the tiefling army was all about.

[The Blackbird]

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e381/CrimsonAngelChris/g262.png

http://i573.photobucket.com/albums/ss177/quiglar12/NinjaAvatar3-1.png

:smallbiggrin: I love fan comics:smallcool:

[CrimsonAngel]

[snip]

[snip]
:smallbiggrin: I love fan comics:smallcool:

No! let it die. T.T

[-skimmer-]

But where is the first comic?:smallconfused: I see only crying little hobgoblin....

(Hurry, I'am curious about what happens there)

[CrimsonAngel]

But where is the first comic?:smallconfused: I see only crying little hobgoblin....

(Hurry, I'am curious about what happens there)

He came out of his mommies tummy. :smallsmile:

[The Blackbird]

No! let it die. T.T
:smallconfused:

[-skimmer-]

He came out of his mommies tummy. :smallsmile:

But...but I always thought they just jump off the ground:smallconfused:

....

Or it was dwarves?
edit: maybe kobolds...

[CrimsonAngel]

*wondering what will happen.*

[Nameless]

He came out of his mommies tummy. :smallsmile:

When a mummy and a daddy love each other very much, they have a special hug.
When this happens a birdie comes and drops a baby down your chimney.

Dumbo was my sex education teacher 'till I was like, 9.

[CrimsonAngel]

When a mummy and a daddy love each other very much, they have a special hug.
When this happens a birdie comes and drops a baby down your chimney.

Dumbo was my sex education teacher 'till I was like, 9.

That explaines everything!

[CrimsonAngel]

I'm working on it, as of right now, I'm developing my plot. Sorry to let you all down...except for you, Crimson Angel.

*cries* you hate me! *rolls on the floor and grabs your shirt* Why don't you look at me when we make love! :smalleek: *washes mouth out* I took that to far.

[Falgorn]

I'm sorry, Crimson. It seemed like you wanted it to die.

[CrimsonAngel]

I'm sorry, Crimson. It seemed like you wanted it to die.

I was talking about WAR GAMES!.

[Falgorn]

Makes sense, Crimson. I thought that evil/good opposite week was getting to your head...but I was wrong, luckily. I'm surprised people actually like the banner!

[CrimsonAngel]

Makes sense, Crimson. I thought that evil/good opposite week was getting to your head...but I was wrong, luckily. I'm surprised people actually like the banner!

Hurry and make a comic. :smallfrown: I wanna know what thoes teiflings were all about in your intro comic.

[Falgorn]

Crimson, don't expect so much so soon. Just warning you, the Tieflings won't be explained until later.

[Nameless]

yay random banter.

[Falgorn]

The REAL first comic, done. "Summon Plot Exposition."http://i573.photobucket.com/albums/ss177/quiglar12/NinjaAvatar3-5.png

Dun dun DUN!

EDIT: Crap, sorry! It's fixed!

[CrimsonAngel]

The REAL first comic, done. "Summon Plot Exposition."C:\Documents and Settings\Beth\My Documents\NinjaAvatar3.png

Dun dun DUN!

Yay...? :smallconfused:

[Falgorn]

I fixed it! :smallbiggrin:

[CrimsonAngel]

I fixed it! :smallbiggrin:

The text is tiny and that hobgoblin (http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e381/CrimsonAngelChris/hobgoblin.jpg) slept with an elf. (http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e381/CrimsonAngelChris/elf.jpg)

[Keris]

Wait, Beth?
Is there something you're not telling us Falgorn?


The text is tiny and that hobgoblin (http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e381/CrimsonAngelChris/hobgoblin.jpg) slept with an elf. (http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e381/CrimsonAngelChris/elf.jpg)

CA, try to keep an open mind. :smalltongue:
And imagination. That always helps.

[CrimsonAngel]

dragon balls and kobold cubes? teehee.

[Lyinginbedmon]

I think Falgorn secretly knows the basic premise of Dragonball.

[Falgorn]

I have no idea what you're talking about, CA. Dragon Ball is trademarked, and so are it's characters; I'm not even sure I can say Dragon Ball twice in a sentence without being ba---*BANHAMMER*

[The Blackbird]

I was talking about WAR GAMES!.

So... That would be your like 2nd fan comic you started but did'nt finish.

I remember the the Crimson thingy, and WAR GAMES. I think.
EDIT: Seems like you have made another comic so I'll ask about it there

I like the Tale of Two Fangs beginning it seems intersting, though I don't get where people are getting the Dragon Ball reference from:smallconfused: Then again I don't think I ever watched the show anyways.

[VampireRot]

Pretty good comic. But Hobgoblin + Elf paring? :smalleek: Uggg... I try not to think of it...

I wonder if I should make an ABR backstory too... All the cool kids are doing it... *Wanders off*

And if this has made a DragonBall reference, shouldn't both of them get a wish?

Though I do think I know what Silena wished for...
A gender change and/or breast implants. The kid looks like a boy, but has a girl name and is "not accepted" by his culture...
:smalleek:

[Falgorn]

Shenron Nornehs only grants one wish.

[VampireRot]

Really? Cause It looks like she/he was genderbent... A permanant Girdle of Feminity/Masculinity?

[Falgorn]

You don't give little girls. You know...

[Assassin89]

Strange, I thought elves reached adulthood at 110 years. This means that Silena is underage.

[The Blackbird]

Strange, I thought elves reached adulthood at 110 years. This means that Silena is underage.

Maybe in this world all races mature at the same rate. Otherwise Silena would act like a 4 year old.

[CrimsonAngel]

Strange, I thought elves reached adulthood at 110 years. This means that Silena is underage.

She's either a child prostitute, or Falgorn is a sex offender.

[Falgorn]

Strange, I thought elves reached adulthood at 110 years. This means that Silena is underage.

Elves mature at the same rate as humans, do they not? If not, then I have miscalculated.

[CrimsonAngel]

Elves mature at the same rate as humans, do they not? If not, then I have miscalculated.

You miscalculated bigtime.

[Falgorn]

She's either a child prostitute, or Falgorn is a sex offender.

I read that elves mature at the same rate as humans, correct me if I'm wrong.

[CrimsonAngel]

I read that elves mature at the same rate as humans, correct me if I'm wrong.

*corects* Says so in OoPC's.

[Falgorn]

Fine. :smallfrown: I'm fixing the comic. Did I say Elf? I meant...Half-Elf!http://i573.photobucket.com/albums/ss177/quiglar12/NinjaAvatar3-8.png

[Falgorn]

Looking for a banner: You heard right! I need a better banner than the one I currently use, so, post em' if you want to.:smallcool:

[Bayar]

Elves reach adulthood at 110 years. Half-elves reach it at 20. Humans at 15.

[Falgorn]

Perfection. Then luckily, I replaced Silena the Elf, with Silena the Half Elf!

[Keris]

Elves reach adulthood at 110 years. Half-elves reach it at 20. Humans at 15.

Maybe not in this setting.

It's perfectly plausible that wherever Falgorn comes from, there is a sub-species of elf the has the lifespan of a human.

[Falgorn]

Maybe not in this setting.

It's perfectly plausible that wherever Falgorn comes from, there is a sub-species of elf the has the lifespan of a human.

To settle all of this, I have but one thing to say: D&D Rules mean NOTHING to me! I'll break what I want, seeing as this is my comic. The Elf was just an example.

Thanks for trying to defend me, Keris.

[The Blackbird]

It does not matter what the mature rate of elves are it's YOUR story.
It can be anything you want.:smallbiggrin:

[Falgorn]

My comic. My rules. The maturity rate of all races is the same as humans. If not, I will decide it. Cameos are also accepted! Apply now, and your character may involve the plot!

[Bayar]

My comic. My rules. The maturity rate of all races is the same as humans. If not, I will decide it. Cameos are also accepted! Apply now, and your character may involve the plot!

Your comic lacks background. And is missing out on some other things as well...

[Lyinginbedmon]

It's also an ABR backstory, which means some things need to be accepted as writ to be plausible within the setting.

[CrimsonAngel]

I realized all I posted was a pic so I came to give him a name, and class.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e381/CrimsonAngelChris/g267.png
Name: Arwin
Class: Ranger (Ranger companion:Dog, Sophie)
Race: Elf
Weapons: Two swords.

[The Neoclassic]

Fine. :smallfrown: I'm fixing the comic. Did I say Elf? I meant...Half-Elf![spoiler

OK, I dunno what ABR's rules are, but do you have to use standard elves and standard rules? If not, I'd just say that in this setting, elves mature much closer to the rate of humans. That's how it goes in my homebrew world. :smallbiggrin:

(I kept reading after this post and I see other people agree with me. Indeed, go with your own rules as long as they make sense and are consistent. :smallsmile:)


It's also an ABR backstory, which means some things need to be accepted as writ to be plausible within the setting.

What exactly are the rules on that within ABR? Only standard 3.5 (or 4.0? whatever you guys use) races, subraces, and according cultures?

[Lyinginbedmon]

We're pretty lax on game rules, but I'm pretty sure we've got it fairly set that races mature at different rates.

[Falgorn]

How critical... but then, Silena is a half-elf. And what if, bear with me here, he's not from the planet. It is possible. Chances are slim, true, but it is possible. And this comic wasn't made for the setting, I'll try to keep it in boundaries, though. Heck, I didn't even make it for the fans, if there are any.:smallsmile:

[CrimsonAngel]

So far you've gone from your child hood, to like, 40 years in the future. What the hell?

[Falgorn]

I've gone from childhood to TEN years in the future. Pay attention, please. Ignorance is annoyance (For me at least.) And the childhood part was just to introduce the two. Sort of a flashback.

[Keris]

So... any schedule for comic #2?

But for now, I'll just ponder on the double entendre at the end of #1. :smalltongue:

[Falgorn]

I haven't really developed an updating schedule. I'll do it like Burlow does it, without crashing the forums.

[CrimsonAngel]

So... any schedule for comic #2?

But for now, I'll just ponder on the double entendre at the end of #1. :smalltongue:

You disgust me. Just not right now. HAHAHAHA!

[Falgorn]

No one's forcing you to read, guys, just remember that. I like constructive criticism.

[Mad Mask]

We're pretty lax on game rules, but I'm pretty sure we've got it fairly set that races mature at different rates.

In Avbaroy, High Elves mature at the same rate as those of D&D (thanks to magical intervention), but Wood, Wild and Grey Elves mature at the same rate as humans.


What exactly are the rules on that within ABR? Only standard 3.5 (or 4.0? whatever you guys use) races, subraces, and according cultures?

ABR standard world (Avbaroy) doesn't use any role-playing rules, and we have our own setting. See the wiki (http://abr.wetpaint.com/).


How critical... but then, Silena is a half-elf. And what if, bear with me here, he's not from the planet. It is possible. Chances are slim, true, but it is possible. And this comic wasn't made for the setting, I'll try to keep it in boundaries, though. Heck, I didn't even make it for the fans, if there are any.:smallsmile:

So the same species independently arose in another planet. :smallconfused: That's impossible.

[Szilard]

So the same species independently arose in another planet. :smallconfused: That's impossible.

No, just highly improbable. If there were the same exact conditions as that of Avbaroy, and evolution took the exact same course...

And the gods might also have something to do with that.

[Mad Mask]

No, just highly improbable. If there were the same exact conditions as that of Avbaroy, and evolution took the exact same course...

And the gods might also have something to do with that.

It's impossible in practice, because they are just too many variables to take in account.

And gods aren't omnipotent.

[Szilard]

It's impossible in practice, because they are just too many variables to take in account.

And gods aren't omnipotent.

The universe may be big enough in which the number of variables do not matter. What does matter is how this alien who is exactly the same as a species on Avbaroy happened to get to Avbaroy.

So? If they can create, they can create again.

[Falgorn]

I give up on the "Different Planet" idea. It's clear that don't enjoy the creative thought process I was submitting. Just kidding:smallbiggrin:. But the different planet idea is now a dead one. Thanks for trying, friends, thanks for trying.

On another note, I'm at my cousins' house for the weekend. My comic won't update 'till next week.

[CrimsonAngel]

I was re-reading comic one, they seem about 1-6 in the first comic, then six years later they get married? So there 12, Silena has huge boobs, and they slept with eachother? What the ****?

[The Blackbird]

You could get away with saying that they were like 10 in the first panel and 16 in the 2nd. Back in those times people could get married at that age without question

[Mina Kobold]

You could get away with saying that they were like 10 in the first panel and 16 in the 2nd. Back in those times people could get married at that age without question

In medieval time (standard for such settings) Arabians often got married at age 10 (arranged marriage, and the other part could easily be 20 or something) and the rules in Europe were a bit blurry since laws were made by whoever was the new king.

But all that aside, people get kids at My age nowadays (I'm 14, and they say some 13 year olds is getting a kid. Creepy ain't it)

[Keris]

I was re-reading comic one, they seem about 1-6 in the first comic, then six years later they get married? So there 12, Silena has huge boobs, and they slept with eachother? What the ****?

They are both 11 years old in the first panel, then after finding the Kobold Cubes they were 17, and Falgorn proposed when they were 21. Next time you re-read something, try to read all of it.

[CrimsonAngel]

They are both 11 years old in the first panel, then after finding the Kobold Cubes they were 17, and Falgorn proposed when they were 21. Next time you re-read something, try to read all of it.

Were does it say they were eleven in panel one, and were does it say 4 years passed before he proposed?

[Keris]

After questing for 6 years[...] they went on more dates, for four more years[...] Then, when both of them were 21[...]

21 when Falgorn proposed, so they started dating at 17, and set out at 11.

[The Blackbird]

*Checks to see if true* Ya he's right.