I Can't Find Celerity!

[CyberRebirth]

I've looked all over, even in the spell compendium like people say it's in, and no where can I find the spell "Celerity"

Help Me! :smallfrown:

[Douglas]

It's in the PHB2. Oh, and whoever scanned one of the pirated pdfs of it floating around the net decided to omit the page it's on, apparently (I'm speculating here) as a form of protest against a commonly considered overpowered spell.

[CyberRebirth]

Eh, that might explain it. Thanks man, I'll take a look now

Edit: Nope... not in PHB2 either...

[Douglas]

PHB2 page 105. If you're looking in a scanned pdf, check the page numbers to see if it skips from page 104 to 106. As I noted, whoever scanned that pdf skipped that page.

Note: I won't explain how to find said pdf or endorse pirating it. I have a legal hardcopy myself, but I have seen the pdf in question and seen the confusion arising from this particular omitted page before.

[CyberRebirth]

Wow, I'm a moron xD

Apparently that PDF isn't formatted to allow you to highlight, and in turn, search.

._.

Thank you for giving me the page number.

[Os1ris09]

LOL found your spell finaly EXCEPT it wasn't just called celerity dumb head. :smallwink:

[CyberRebirth]

Well, it is called Celerity, the only problem is the search function didn't work.

Eh. Oh well. I found it now, so it won't be a problem anymore.

[Collin152]

LOL found your spell finaly EXCEPT it wasn't just called celerity dumb head. :smallwink:

...?
Ummm... you win the non-sequitor of the day award?

[theMycon]

...?
Ummm... you win the non-sequitor of the day award?
This post has been graped by the grapist?

Not anymore.

[Collin152]

Not anymore.

My words shapeshifted into purple somehow...

[Os1ris09]

...?
Ummm... you win the non-sequitor of the day award?

The actual saying is non-sequitur its latin for it does not follow :smalltongue:. Yes I know it doesn't follow but my collegue and I (aka Cyber_Rebirth) were debating about wether or not that spell actually existed :smallbiggrin:. LOL looks like I was wrong told you guys I suck at spell casters. My specialty is melee.

[CyberRebirth]

The actual saying is non-sequitur its latin for it does not follow :smalltongue:. Yes I know it doesn't follow but my collegue and I (aka Cyber_Rebirth) were debating about wether or not that spell actually existed :smallbiggrin:. LOL looks like I was wrong told you guys I suck at spell casters. My specialty is melee.

Indeed, and now that I have Greater Celerity... NOTHING CAN STOP ME, BUAHAHAH-ack!

*ahem*

I suppose I won't be using it for a while though, 8th level spell... I'll stick with 4th level Celerity for now.

[Os1ris09]

Ugh Drew I hate to inform you but ugh........ I have an ACE up my sleeve that you will not like..... lol just look for a new forum....... also lets just say that I will be a dragon forever...... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



*taking a breathe*


HA!!

[CyberRebirth]

Ugh Drew I hate to inform you but ugh........ I have an ACE up my sleeve that you will not like..... lol just look for a new forum....... also lets just say that I will be a dragon forever...... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



*taking a breathe*


HA!!

Eh, I can deal with that.

[Os1ris09]

Eh, I can deal with that.

:smallfrown: your not scared? Well just look in the Good Druid Races forum. I found that feat. LOL now I get my dragon stuff since I can shape change as a move action.

[LordZarth]

Ugh Drew I hate to inform you but ugh........ I have an ACE up my sleeve that you will not like..... lol just look for a new forum....... also lets just say that I will be a dragon forever...... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



*taking a breathe*


HA!!

I... I... my brain?

[monty]

I'm confused now.

[Pie Guy]

I'm confused now.

And not before?

[monty]

And not before?

Ok, more so than before.

[Zenos]

They're casting Confusion on all the playgrounders, to knock out the playground and take it over for their own nefarious kitten-hugging purposes.

*Raves about an ancient conspiracy involving Jebus and kangaroos*