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newbDM
2009-03-26, 09:03 AM
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/d/d5/Pedobear.png


So I want to add another item to my backup characters folder, and this has come to my mind.

How would you stat him up?

Darth Stabber
2009-03-26, 09:40 AM
likely classes:
Barbarian (if you take the Bear warrior PrC, you will be my hero FOR EVAR)
Druid
Ranger
Totemist
Wilder (awakened animals + Wilder lvls = Pokemon)
spirit shaman
Scout

mikej
2009-03-26, 10:25 AM
Ranger 100% sure, tracking abilities and favored enemy...you know what

but why ?...don't know if I should be laughing or disburbed :smallconfused:

Tengu_temp
2009-03-26, 10:41 AM
I suggest some grapple-oriented class.

Archpaladin Zousha
2009-03-26, 10:44 AM
...I don't get it. :smallconfused:

...Despicable..
2009-03-26, 11:23 AM
and favored enemy...you know what


Halflings?

Tengu_temp
2009-03-26, 11:41 AM
...I don't get it. :smallconfused:

That's Pedo Bear. It is... exactly what it sounds like.

Fixer
2009-03-26, 11:42 AM
Halfling Rider

...

Wait, what do you mean OUTrider? That makes no sense.

Zaq
2009-03-26, 01:03 PM
It's a pity that there's no Ruathar/Stoneblessed class for Halflings. Maybe you could homebrew one? (Look at me! I'm a halfling! Really!)

Also, if you want to keep the Pedobear feel, I recommend Diviner, or perhaps Seer (Clairsentience Psion). The reasons should be obvious.

Archpaladin Zousha
2009-03-26, 03:39 PM
That's Pedo Bear. It is... exactly what it sounds like.

...Still not getting it. What movie is he from? :smallconfused:

GoC
2009-03-26, 03:39 PM
This image has been removed for violating our terms of use?:smallconfused:

Dixieboy
2009-03-26, 03:42 PM
...Still not getting it. What movie is he from? :smallconfused:
Please say you just rolled low on your craft (joke) check and you actually do know.

If not, google is your friend... or foe, since you might find some stuff you will want to unsee :smallamused:

Archpaladin Zousha
2009-03-26, 03:46 PM
I don't exactly keep up to date on internet memes, if that's what you're implying.

Dixieboy
2009-03-26, 03:48 PM
That is okay, neither do i, however that is no excuse for not understanding what pedobear is

Pedo
Bear

Pedophile
Bear

A bear that ra3ps young girls :smallredface: (Some claim boys too, but that is just icky :smallannoyed:)

Archpaladin Zousha
2009-03-26, 04:05 PM
Okay, I figured it had something to do with that, but where is it from? It looks like someone's idea of a joke, but I don't see anything funny about it.

lsfreak
2009-03-26, 04:15 PM
Since when are memes funny?

Archpaladin Zousha
2009-03-26, 04:18 PM
Why else would they be popular? I was under the impression that a meme spread the way it did was because people on the internet found it funny.

Dixieboy
2009-03-26, 04:28 PM
From the chans i assume, it's origins are as far as i know unknown. (If that makes sense)

And have internet memes ever been funny? Really?

lsfreak
2009-03-26, 04:31 PM
Why else would they be popular? I was under the impression that a meme spread the way it did was because people on the internet found it funny.
Half (at best) of what the internet finds funny is funny, the other half is either juvenile or offensive.

Tengu_temp
2009-03-27, 08:34 PM
A bear that ra3ps young girls :smallredface: (Some claim boys too, but that is just icky :smallannoyed:)

I don't see how it's less icky with girls.

By the way, everyone who uses the word "meme" instead of "internet meme" here would be advised to take a look at this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meme) - this word probably doesn't mean what you think it means.

BobVosh
2009-03-27, 10:12 PM
A bear that ra3ps young girls :smallredface: (Some claim boys too, but that is just icky :smallannoyed:)

That is shota cat that likes boys.


Pedobear or also Pædobear (not to be confused with Medved) is one of the more famous and long running 4chan memes. He actually originated from Japan, where he was called Kuma, literally "Bear". Being Japanese and since all things the Japs create are assumed to be giant pedophiles, the prefix "Pedo-" would be considered redundant in Japan. While Kuma was generally lecherous, Pedobear became the mascot for 4chan's legion of slavering pedophiles, specifically targeting prepubescent girls, or "loli". Like King Leonidas and Happy Negro, Pedobear is the subject of many bad photoshoppings, usually pasted into whatever piece of child pornography b-tards got their filthy hands on.

Dixieboy
2009-03-28, 08:26 AM
I don't see how it's less icky with girls.

You failed your sense motive check dewd

newbDM
2009-03-30, 05:38 AM
Thank you for the help guys.

I liked the ranger idea, because I felt it could be used to reflect P-Bear's stealthy and sneaky traits. Thinking about this for a bit, and then remebering the following image I decided to focus on these traits by taking rogue.


http://aozora-hitori.com/PedobearStrikesBack.jpg

With the use of two feats, and a Cloak of Elvenkind I have managed to get his hide to 21 at ECL/level 6!

And as I mentioned in my OP's title, I plan to run the joke halfling oriented. The final humorous part will be that if I ever "catch" a halfling (preferably if it is a party member!), when the sack is lifted the halfling will find itself sitting on a small colorful table with cookies and tea, discovering that all the strange bear wanted all along was to have a tea party. Since I will roleplay the character as mute, he was just never able to explain his intentions.

However, I need to talk the DM into letting purchase a tea party set when the other characters are not there, and find a way to shove a table into his bag of holding...


In case anyone wants to run this character yourself I have add a link to download the PDF character sheet I made for him. You will need Adobe Professional to alter the sheet. This will also allow you to see all the entries which add up to his total modifiers. Plus, it is auto adjusting/self calculating, so if you make changes it will self adjust.

I based him of the Black Bear (http://www.d20srd.org/srd/monsters/bearBlack.htm) stats, and added the +3d6 Int, +1d3 Cha, and +2HD as for the awaken spell. I modified the BaB, saves, and skill points to account for the +2 Animal HD as described under the Animal Type (http://www.d20srd.org/srd/typesSubtypes.htm#animalType). However, I chose a different skill selection than suggested in the Black Bear entry (http://www.d20srd.org/srd/monsters/bearBlack.htm).


Character sheet in PNG format:

http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/1531/pbearpage1.png
http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/7831/pbearpage2.png
http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/4246/pbearpage3.png
http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/5541/pbearpage4.png
http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/1415/pbearpage5.png
http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/6625/pbearpage6.png
http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/9300/pbearpage7.png



PDF download:
http://www.mediafire.com/?wjh24qmzyiq


Edit: Oops. Forgot to buy a sack or two for his inventory. :P

Tengu_temp
2009-03-30, 07:59 AM
You failed your sense motive check dewd

So you're claiming that homosexual pedophilia is bad, but heterosexual pedophilia is a-okay?

Sstoopidtallkid
2009-03-30, 08:04 AM
So you're claiming that homosexual pedophilia is bad, but heterosexual pedophilia is a-okay?Here's the original post, properly formatted:
That is okay, neither do i, however that is no excuse for not understanding what pedobear is

Pedo
Bear

Pedophile
Bear

A bear that ra3ps young girls :smallredface:(Some claim boys too, but that is just icky :smallannoyed:)That make it better?

Tengu_temp
2009-03-30, 08:07 AM
To quote a wise man, sarcasm is hard to express in a text-only environment.

And to answer your question - yes, yes it does.