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noobofsonicboom
2009-05-14, 08:31 PM

I already figured out I could just use a sizing weapon, but can you think of anything better?

Berserk Monk
2009-05-14, 08:36 PM
Um, I got a weapon that weighs that much. It's call the earth. It deals 3x10^14d6 points of every type of damage. Now all you need is a 5x10^12 strength score to lift it. I being a super mucnhkin have already figure out a way to get that strength score at level 4 without any level adjustments, but I won't tell you because I'm a jerk.

Kroy
2009-05-14, 08:38 PM
Um, I go a weapon that weighs that much. It's call the earth. It deals 3x10^14d6 points of every type of damage. Now all you need is a 5x10^12 strength score to lift it. I being a super mucnhkin have already figure out a way to get that strength score at level 4 without any level adjustments, but I won't tell you because I'm a jerk.

I can do it at level 1. It's called Pun-Pun.

Who_Da_Halfling
2009-05-14, 08:39 PM
For what purpose could you possibly need a weapon that heavy for? I suspect trolling.

-JM

Xuincherguixe
2009-05-14, 08:39 PM
Why not one quintillion one hundred fifty-two quadrillion nine hundred twenty-one trillion five hundred four billion six hundred six million eight hundred forty-six thousand nine hundred seventy-five?

Flickerdart
2009-05-14, 08:43 PM
Hulking Hurler megacheese can throw the Earth at someone. You don't really need much more than that.

RS14
2009-05-14, 08:45 PM
Lets put that figure in perspective. The USS Enterprise weighs ~180,000,000lbs. So you want something equal in mass to approximately 1011 clones of the USS Enterprise, or approximately 10-5 times the mass of the earth, unless I have made some mistake in my figures...

But yeah, the Big E is the best I can suggest if you want a semi-serious answer. That or Schwerer Gustav (a mere 106lbs). But neither is very serious. With D&D rules, the best you're likely to get is to scale up a siege crossbow to colossal++...+++ and use siege rules for it.

Myrmex
2009-05-14, 09:08 PM
Can't you just use a chunk of a neutron star or something?