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Berserk Monk
2009-06-30, 02:43 AM
Ozymandias v. the Comedian

Rorschach v. Dr. Manhattan

Iron Man v. Magneto

Revlid
2009-06-30, 03:28 AM
Ozymandias v. the Comedian

Considering that they're one-for-one by the Comedian's death, I don't think this counts.

That said:

Hydro-Man v. Aquaman

Sandman (Marko Flint) v. Gaara

Killer Angel
2009-06-30, 03:48 AM
Batman Vs Superman (written by Frank Miller)

Avilan the Grey
2009-06-30, 04:02 AM
Batman Vs Superman (written by Frank Miller)

One sided for whom?
Faking your own deafeat (by faking your own death) does not count.

Ravens_cry
2009-06-30, 04:11 AM
100 pounds of matter verses 10 pounds of antimatter.
The matter may have been decimated, but the antimatter was annihilated.

Killer Angel
2009-06-30, 04:22 AM
One sided for whom?
Faking your own deafeat (by faking your own death) does not count.

I could debate that, in Dark Knight returns, Batman simply outsmarted Superman, but i wasn't thinking of that.
In DK2 (AKA Dark Knight strikes again), Batman literally wipes the floor of the bat-cave with Superman.
And then he umiliates him in front of Supe's daughter.

TengYt
2009-06-30, 06:47 AM
O-Chul v. Reality

Jack Squat
2009-06-30, 06:51 AM
The Terminator vs. the brave Sir Robin

Killer Angel
2009-06-30, 07:02 AM
Chuck Norris Vs Anyone-other-than-Bruce Lee

Finn Solomon
2009-06-30, 08:25 AM
Cthulu vs Milhouse van Houten

Mr. Scaly
2009-06-30, 08:33 AM
The way Dominic Deegan is going, Luna Travoria vs. The World.

ImmortalAer
2009-06-30, 08:40 AM
You vs ICBM

This Thread Vs Mods

Me Vs Angry Viking Warrior

Herby Vs Optimus Prime

Megatron Vs Dinobot

Ganon Vs Link

Log Vs Fire

Prophet of Regret Vs MC

Combine Vs Gordon Freeman

Terrorists/Russians Vs James Bond

... And so on.

Aotrs Commander
2009-06-30, 08:47 AM
Sandman (Marko Flint) v. Gaara

That's a hilarious image.



Unicron vrs (a) unicorn

Lich-lord Nagash vrs the Ghost Whisperer, Melinda Gorden (cruel but true)

Optimus Prime vrs the Ameoba Brothers

Sasuke vrs The Log

Beast (Henry Macoy) vrs the Beast (Disney version)

Thanatos and Darkseid double-teaming Gordon the Gopher and Edd the Duck

Nanoha Takamachi and Raising Heart vrs Scott Tracker and T-Bob (I bloody wish...)

Goku vrs a piecer

Sauron vrs Snarf

Wolverine vrs a can of beer



Yes, that's a suitably wide range of nonsense, isn't it?

Kris Strife
2009-06-30, 09:07 AM
Godzilla vs. Bambi

Mr. Scaly
2009-06-30, 09:41 AM
Hey, I think there's a youtube video of that one.

KnightDisciple
2009-06-30, 09:43 AM
Iron Man v. Magneto

I know, right? Magneto barely stands a chance!:smallamused:

Kris Strife
2009-06-30, 09:44 AM
Heheh. It was actually a little opening bit on the cassette version of Godzilla 1985... That movie used to give me nightmares... Always the same nightmares too...

alegollama
2009-06-30, 10:18 AM
Superman vs. Grim Reaper (eventually, at first it might seem like one side is winning)

Captain America vs. Grim Reaper (same)

Pretty much any superhero vs. Grim reaper... :smalltongue:

Icewalker
2009-06-30, 10:36 AM
...pretty much anyone vs. the Grim Reaper...

Flickerdart
2009-06-30, 10:38 AM
...pretty much anyone vs. the Grim Reaper...
No, the point is that Superman and the like always get better after a death, Jean Grey being an excellent example.

Rutskarn
2009-06-30, 10:47 AM
A drow priestess vs. a Smurf, minus plot armor.

Nerd-o-rama
2009-06-30, 10:51 AM
I know, right? Magneto barely stands a chance!:smallamused:In a straight-up fight, Magneto wins. However, Stark's (usually) smart enough not to have it come to that.

Or, he's just got a plastic/ceramic Iron Man suit.

Probably the latter, actually.

Kris Strife
2009-06-30, 10:52 AM
Bob the Builder Vs. Bill Door.

Drakyn
2009-06-30, 11:02 AM
French fries vs north american.

Querzis
2009-06-30, 11:11 AM
Sandman (Marko Flint) v. Gaara


That's a hilarious image.

Indeed. Now I can only imagine Sandman screaming as Gaara make him do some looping in the air.

And now I just imagined Gaara doing desert funeral on Spiderman using the Sandman...thats pretty creepy.

Anyway: The Joker vs any telepath : «I'll read your mind and then...GAH!!! WHAT KIND OF MIND IS THIS». Seriously, anyone who try to read the Joker mind become insane.

Black robe Vaarsuvius vs Black robe Raistlin Majere. Yeah Sure V had familicide but he didnt destroy the entire planet accidently while fighting and killing two gods.

Xykon vs Xyklon.

KnightDisciple
2009-06-30, 11:13 AM
In a straight-up fight, Magneto wins. However, Stark's (usually) smart enough not to have it come to that.

Or, he's just got a plastic/ceramic Iron Man suit.

Probably the latter, actually.

Or some funky forcefield that stops Magneto's powers. I'm sure he's faced magnetic powered villains before.

Roland St. Jude
2009-06-30, 11:53 AM
Sheriff of Moddingham:This is like a Vs. thread with infinite topics. Generally, we're against versus threads except in the limited circumstances noted in the sticky thread above in this sub-forum.