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Tadakimacun
2006-06-21, 01:39 AM
Background: Uwe Boll is the witless stooge behind Alone in the Dark and Bloodrayne. His movies have made him the Ought's Ed Wood. End background.

According to Gamespot, he's challenging his five biggest critics to BOX him. Yeah, you read that right. He will put them up in a hotel in Vancouver and box them in 10-bout matches. These matches will be filmed for the next Postal movie.

Linky:http://www.gamespot.com/news/show_blog_entry.php?topic_id=24707327&sid=6152650

I'm not really sure what to make of this...

Also, this is my first new topic. If it counts as politics, please lock it, O Mighty Moderators.

Belamros
2006-06-21, 01:43 AM
He wasn't officially loco before?

Tadakimacun
2006-06-21, 01:49 AM
Heh. I think he was just...eccentric before this. And, well, stupid. Boxing the people who criticize one is where I draw the line between sanity and insanity.

Another thing: Check out the rules- he's not letting the girls box him! Where's the fun in that? I'd like to get a couple of punches on him, myself!

Belamros
2006-06-21, 01:53 AM
Not letting girls box him? Sounds a bit sexist. I say*you punch him, anyway. I know I would.

Krade
2006-06-21, 02:33 AM
*Warning: The following link contains adult language not intended for people who actually care about crap like that!*

http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php

Eloco
2006-06-21, 03:56 AM
This post is an insult to my good name!

Belamros
2006-06-21, 09:55 AM
*Warning: The following link contains adult language not intended for people who actually care about crap like that!*

http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php
Ah. Good old CTRL+ALT+DEL.

Murky_Pool
2006-06-21, 11:05 AM
So is he also known as a skilled boxer or something? If I were going to do Trial by Combat then I'd pick a combat form I was good at (full contact channel hopping for example). If he's just going to get the stuffing beaten out of him then, well ........

Jibar
2006-06-21, 11:08 AM
Acording to Woody from GU he is actually a pretty good boxer...
I bet after his lastest movie is a success, he'll claim nobody gets to criticise it, cos he beat them all.

Sophistemon
2006-06-21, 01:51 PM
How do you pronounce his name? Yoo? Like, Yoo Bowl?

LooseCannon
2006-06-21, 04:20 PM
Eeewy, actually.

Lowtax from Something Awful is going to trounce Boll.

Kelmon
2006-06-30, 03:14 PM
Since it's a german name I might be able to help there...

It should be close to "Oowe Ball" (Oo as in Ooze, w as worms, in e as in belch ;) )

Wereling
2006-06-30, 03:34 PM
Are you kidding? I'd jump at this chance. I don't even box. I'd just fight dirty the whole time, even if I got disqualified.

Hungerdog
2006-06-30, 03:54 PM
Herr Boll's behavior is just another example of the amount of patience you can have with fools, if you just stop and consider the source...


(THEN beat the hell out of him).

;)

madhatter66
2006-06-30, 10:38 PM
Honestly, I can't really care how to pronounce his name. I simply pronounce it "complete waste of good carbon."

I recently went on a rant about him in my blog. I won't bore you with it, but you can imagine the content. He's going to be doing "Hunter: The Reckoning" soon. That one's going to be terrifying--but for all the wrong reasons.

Flak_Razorwill
2006-06-30, 11:18 PM
This is going to be in the next Postal Movie? Oh, God, they're just making new material for his crap.

Like I said, it's gonna fail because Boll sucks, and you really CAN'T make Postal into a movie because of the way the game works. It'd have to be like a series of violent vingettes, like getting the milk whilst killing dozens of white people just to prove you're NOT racist.

Vaynor
2006-07-01, 01:57 AM
*Warning: The following link contains adult language not intended for people who actually care about crap like that!*

http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php
This (http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20060621) is the link you want.

Krade
2006-07-01, 01:07 PM
Yeah, well... when I posted it it connected to the right one, I realized that shortly after, but didn't think it was important enough to bother to change.

happyjenn97
2006-08-21, 01:17 AM
Did any of you see the Pac-Man movie trailer on YouTube that he did? So weird...