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Cobra_Ikari
03-13-2007, 06:32 PM
Monty Python yeah? I take exception to that sketch, I am a Yorkshireman. Of course if it isn't Monty Python I have once again made a fool of myself.

EDIT:

I'd say disturbing, this board would make normal people's brains jump out through the ear.

I meant you. Are you getting more disturbing? :P

You may not know me... But I know you!

Dun Dun DUN!

Oh. Ok. I get that all the time. ;)

EDIT: Wow...given those incidents of memory loss I had...*worries*...what if I really don't know some people anymore?

Evil_Pacifist
03-13-2007, 06:36 PM
Monty Python yeah? I take exception to that sketch, I am a Yorkshireman. Of course if it isn't Monty Python I have once again made a fool of myself.

Yes, it is Monty Python... Also, what does "taking exception" to something mean?

Eldpollard
03-13-2007, 06:37 PM
I meant you. Are you getting more disturbing? :P
Ah right. I meant disturbing, children fear me. Which doesn't help when you work in a library which many children enter.

EDIT:Yes, it is Monty Python... Also, what does "taking exception" to something mean?

Kind of taking offence, but I mean in a joking way. It's something I got off futurama, I have never heard a person actually use it.

Cobra_Ikari
03-13-2007, 06:38 PM
Yes, it is Monty Python... Also, what does "taking exception" to something mean?

Obviously, it means he's not following some rule. Don't know what rule that is, though...

Voleta
03-13-2007, 06:38 PM
I have a voice file up now.

Howdy! (http://www.voleta.com/misc/teehee.swf)


duckroll

B-Man
03-13-2007, 06:42 PM
B-Man: Monkey toes! Our feet match! Monkey toes! Can you pick up pens with them?
I can do better! I can write with my toes! I can pick up nearly everything with my toes!

Doihaveaname?
03-13-2007, 06:42 PM
I have a voice file up now.

Howdy! (http://www.voleta.com/misc/teehee.swf)


duckroll


Love your voice! :smallwink:

heretic
03-13-2007, 06:44 PM
I do not have mammary glands. Therefore, I do not have boobs. We have words for the mammary glans and surrounding tissue unique to human(oid) females. One of those words is "boobs". Understood? I do not have these.

I think you technically do have boobs. Visually, your boobs are bigger than mine.

Voleta
03-13-2007, 06:45 PM
Bah, he doesn't really have 'boobs', but does have mammary tissue, so technically, he has breasts. I consider 'boobs' to mean anything A-cup and over.

But that was totally the wrong thing to say, Heretic, unless you have a concave chest =P

Why thank you, DoIhaveaname! Do you think the mohawk is a bit much though?

heretic
03-13-2007, 06:49 PM
I call any kind of breast a boob. I refer to other guys chests as boobs jokingly. Note to others: Yes, I'm a guy.

Brickwall
03-13-2007, 07:19 PM
I have a voice file up now.

Howdy! (http://www.voleta.com/misc/teehee.swf)

The voice I'm hearing is a man's voice. Are you one of the background voices?

Khantalas
03-13-2007, 07:26 PM
She said "a" voice file. Not "my" voice file.

Brickwall
03-13-2007, 07:28 PM
True, but I don't really care.

Amotis
03-13-2007, 07:31 PM
True, but I don't really care.

Congratulations Brickwall! You, good sir, have discovered Amotis' mantra in many many things.

Arrogant Indifference ftw. :smallwink:

Khantalas
03-13-2007, 07:32 PM
I've founded an empire on technicalities. That's how I can notice such silly details.

Also on Zenix: I ruin songs and lives. (http://www.zenixstudios.com/download.php?f=i_feel_craptastic164.wav)

Voleta
03-13-2007, 07:43 PM
Oh Brickwall, you adorable minx!

The file I linked to is intended to be a joke: I tell you its one thing, when its not. This is what we call a duckroll, hence the ninjatext indicating a duckroll. Its the same file (though hosted elsewhere, to further indicate it really is something different) that is linked to in my sig.

Brickwall
03-13-2007, 08:05 PM
Oh Brickwall, you adorable minx!

The file I linked to is intended to be a joke: I tell you its one thing, when its not. This is what we call a duckroll, hence the ninjatext indicating a duckroll. Its the same file (though hosted elsewhere, to further indicate it really is something different) that is linked to in my sig.

So you took a look at my topless pics after all? :smallwink:

Would you believe that I suspected that and checked as soon as I saw both links?

Voleta
03-13-2007, 08:17 PM
I never said I didn't look..I was just trying to come up with a non-offensive way of calling you an idiot for not realizing it was a duckroll, kinda like saying 'Little Buddy' :smallbiggrin:

Brickwall
03-13-2007, 08:35 PM
Then I'll find a polite way of saying that your word for "trick" reminds me of chinese food, not bad movie stunts.

Mmm...duckrolls...I bet those would taste AWESOME.

Voleta
03-13-2007, 09:33 PM
Fair enough. Some people call them eggwheels though, due to wordfilters.

Brickwall
03-13-2007, 09:36 PM
*has no idea how duckroll gets filtered*

So...no chance of you coming up with a term for them that doesn't sound like food? No? Then stop doing them, or I'll get hungry and eat you.

Cobra_Ikari
03-13-2007, 09:38 PM
How does hypnotoad taste? I'd guess somewhat like frog, with an aftereffect not unlike that of LSD. :P

Trog
03-13-2007, 10:02 PM
No liking the hypnotoad! Bad Cobra!

J_Muller
03-13-2007, 10:04 PM
How does hypnotoad taste? I'd guess somewhat like frog, with an aftereffect not unlike that of LSD. :P

I think there may actually be toads in some areas of the US that secret a hallucinogenic substance on their back. Meaning you can trip out by licking them.

Brickwall
03-13-2007, 10:05 PM
Yes, they exist. Lesson: don't lick toads. Ever. Seriously. It's sickening.

Cobra_Ikari
03-13-2007, 10:09 PM
I wasn't licking. I was swallowing whole. Watch the Discovery Channel... :P

And yes, I know about toad licking. Drugs are bad, k? Don't do 'em.

The Vorpal Tribble
03-13-2007, 10:28 PM
I am...


freaking...
http://my.photosleeve.com/TheVorpalTribble-albums/album03/agi.jpg

...BORED!
http://my.photosleeve.com/TheVorpalTribble-albums/album03/agj.jpg

Brickwall
03-13-2007, 10:30 PM
Pheh. I could do that. Except the hair. I wish my hair were that straight. Damn curls.

Evil_Pacifist
03-13-2007, 10:32 PM
I am...


freaking...
http://my.photosleeve.com/TheVorpalTribble-albums/album03/agi.jpg

...BORED!
http://my.photosleeve.com/TheVorpalTribble-albums/album03/agj.jpg

What does your T-shirt say? I can't read it...

Amotis
03-13-2007, 10:33 PM
Someone...distantly...out there...far away...

a tribble is turned on and doesn't know why.

Cobra_Ikari
03-13-2007, 10:36 PM
What does your T-shirt say? I can't read it...

"Sometimes I are myself"?

EDIT: "Sometimes I amaze myself". I like my first guess better, though... :)

Brickwall
03-13-2007, 10:37 PM
"Sometimes I amaze myself"

Or it might be "Sometimes I amaze even myself"

Trog
03-13-2007, 10:38 PM
I'm of the opinion you need to doctor up a photo showing you chopping off someone's head, VT. For the Vorporal-ness of it all. :smallbiggrin:

And after seeing those photos I think I figured out who actually has been licking toads. :smalltongue:

Vonriel
03-13-2007, 10:41 PM
I'm amazed that a human being can have a tribble symbiotically attached to his head..

Scorpina
03-13-2007, 10:52 PM
Yes, they exist. Lesson: don't lick toads. Ever. Seriously. It's sickening.

In fairness, it's probably best not to lick the vast majority of animals...

Amotis
03-13-2007, 10:54 PM
Humans are okay.

Scorpina
03-13-2007, 10:55 PM
...I think that varies from human to human. I wouldn't like a few people I've encountered if you payed me (because I'm not a whore, among other things...)

Cobra_Ikari
03-13-2007, 11:01 PM
...I think that varies from human to human. I wouldn't like a few people I've encountered if you payed me (because I'm not a whore, among other things...)

We know you're not a whore. :)

Yes, some people are quite unlickable. ...and this is starting to sound dirty.

Shadow
03-13-2007, 11:37 PM
Me.
I'm definately not lickable.
You certainly don't want to lick me!

The Vorpal Tribble
03-13-2007, 11:48 PM
Pheh. I could do that. Except the hair. I wish my hair were that straight. Damn curls.
My hair is actually pretty curly... but it gives way to gravity.


And yeah, its the 'Sometimes I amaze myself' one. Got it for my birthday. They thought it was appropriate for some reason...

Cobra_Ikari
03-13-2007, 11:51 PM
...damn. I'd wear a "Sometimes I are myself" shirt.

J_Muller
03-13-2007, 11:52 PM
Me.
I'm definately not lickable.
You certainly don't want to lick me!

Same here.

I'm not handsome enough to lick.

phoenixineohp
03-14-2007, 01:19 AM
I think there may actually be toads in some areas of the US that secret a hallucinogenic substance on their back. Meaning you can trip out by licking them.

Yes, they exist. Lesson: don't lick toads. Ever. Seriously. It's sickening.

Yes, toads (some more than others) do secrete a substance that people have licked or dried then smoked. Yes, it is a hallucinogenic and yes, while you are tripping out it stops your heart.

In fairness, it's probably best not to lick the vast majority of animals...

Scorpina, I love it. And it's very good advice.

Shadow
03-14-2007, 01:23 AM
Same here.

I'm not handsome enough to lick.
I'd say that I'm handsome.
At least my mommy says so.
But I'd taste like cigarettes because I smoke like a chimney.

Although no one's ever complained before....

phoenixineohp
03-14-2007, 01:25 AM
BLECK! for ashtrays. I, on the other hand, taste like candy! Mostly because it's the main food I consume. That and tea.

University is fun. Fueling your body for it, less so.
...
Actually, I'd like to retract my earlier statement. University is not fun. It's a lot of things, but not fun.

Trog
03-14-2007, 01:52 AM
*pokes head into the extraordinarily long running thread for no reason*

69 duuuude!

*bows. leaves*

Archonic Energy
03-14-2007, 05:53 AM
*pokes head into the extraordinarily long running thread for no reason*

69 duuuude!

*bows. leaves*

*play's Air Gutar*

Woah...

"Be most excelent to each other"

Charity
03-14-2007, 06:16 AM
It's shocking the wafer thin premis's that folk will use just to get to post on the 69th page of a thread.

Nyuk nyuk ... guilty as charged y'honour, in my defence can I just add the mitigating circumstances, It's 69 dude.

Ms_Elaneous
03-14-2007, 08:09 AM
I am wondering how long until we push it to 70. That's a ripe old age for a thread. *imagines a thread walking into the boards with a walker and some prune juice*

Shadow of the Sun
03-14-2007, 08:12 AM
I dunno if we will push it to 70. But eh, I wantsh me prune juishe!

Voleta
03-14-2007, 08:22 AM
Eh? What is all this 69 business? I see it as page 52, because I like my posts-per-page numerous.

I go to bed, and come back and people are talking about eating me and licking my avatar and being dirty and blasphemous and and.. you can all go to the abyss or hell like place suitable to your campaign setting!

(Also, I just licked my arm. I wouldn't say I'm delicious, but not bad. If I was ever stuck on a mountaintop after our plane crashed, It'd be cool with me if you killed me and ate me to survive. Except CobraIkari, because I'm pretty sure he would be giggling the entire time)

Archonic Energy
03-14-2007, 08:29 AM
Eh? What is all this 69 business? I see it as page 52, because I like my posts-per-page numerous.

I go to bed, and come back and people are talking about eating me and licking my avatar and being dirty and blasphemous and and.. you can all go to the abyss or hell like place suitable to your campaign setting!

(Also, I just licked my arm. I wouldn't say I'm delicious, but not bad. If I was ever stuck on a mountaintop after our plane crashed, It'd be cool with me if you killed me and ate me to survive. Except CobraIkari, because I'm pretty sure he would be giggling the entire time)
GET YOUR FRESH HYPNOTOAD HERE...Fried, roast and BBQed... Enjot the mouth watering taste of HYPNOTOAD today

Warning consuming HYPNOTOAD may lead to bouts of nausia, headaches, hallusionations, and bad spelling

Shadow of the Sun
03-14-2007, 08:39 AM
I'll take three! *snarfles* Waht'z tahy u sya? Bda Sleplign?

Trog
03-14-2007, 08:41 AM
GET YOUR FRESH HYPNOTOAD HERE...Fried, roast and BBQed... Enjot the mouth watering taste of HYPNOTOAD today

Warning consuming HYPNOTOAD may lead to bouts of nausia, headaches, hallusionations, and bad spelling
There's something suspicious about a guy stuck on a mounaintop who just HAPPENED to bring his own BBQ sauce if you ask me. :smallconfused:

That said, white meat please. :smallbiggrin:

phoenixineohp
03-14-2007, 08:43 AM
She warms and then stops your heart! Try it now!

Thanks guys. Voleta, that was just the laugh I needed today. :)

Death, your friend the Reaper
03-14-2007, 08:44 AM
...Remind me never to fly Gitp airlines.

I'll take the boat.

Dispozition
03-14-2007, 08:45 AM
Hmmmm...Hypnotoad 'ey...I think I might pass...I'm far more partial to badgers, mushrooms and snakes ((badger, badger, badger...))

Anyway...I need to get a proper picture of me on here some time...

Voleta
03-14-2007, 08:57 AM
I'm not really a hypnotoad, but I'm pretty sure injesting me would result in your teeth rotting, cause I'm so adorably sweet *eye batting* (and if you disagree, just remember that when that plane crashes, if no one dies.. I'll remember you. Just sayin.)

Archonic Energy
03-14-2007, 09:01 AM
I'm not really a hypnotoad, but I'm pretty sure injesting me would result in your teeth rotting, cause I'm so adorably sweet *eye batting* (and if you disagree, just remember that when that plane crashes, if no one dies.. I'll remember you. Just sayin.)
Pre-sweetened HYPNOTOAD now for sale... enjoy that extra crispy HYPNOTOAD in a bun

Shadow of the Sun
03-14-2007, 09:03 AM
Eh. If you try to kill me via that, I will at least get some good last words...and there is always the chance I would kill you first- I am a dangerous guy with more ingenuity than MacGuyver.

Voleta
03-14-2007, 09:04 AM
I teached him all the tricks he knewd!

Shadow of the Sun
03-14-2007, 09:06 AM
Heh. I know far more than he ever has, and I presume I know more than you. There is also the ever present anger and psychopathicness. Be warned, sour girl, that if we fight, only one of us will walk away... and it will not be you.

Voleta
03-14-2007, 09:06 AM
Cue fantastic rock battle music

Shadow of the Sun
03-14-2007, 09:08 AM
Here, my themesong for our fight! *Starts playing Burn the Witch by Queens of the Stone Age*

Trog
03-14-2007, 09:08 AM
Well between the two of you geniuses maye you can fix the plane.

Or is your sort of genius the kind reserved for just making 1,001 out of a coconut? Like the Professor. And we'll be stuck here forever.

3 hour tour my ass.

Voleta
03-14-2007, 09:16 AM
No thank you Trog, the one-second glance is plenty enough of a tour for me.

My themesong for the fight? Here's a llama,There's a llama, and another little llama. Fuzzy Llama, Funny Llama, Llama Llama duck. Llama llama, cheesecake llama, tablet, brick, potato, llama. llama llama mushroom llama llama llama duck. I was once a tree house, I lived in a cake, but i never saw the way the orange slayed the rake, I was only three years dead, but it told a tale, and now listen little child to the safety rail. Did you ever see a llama, kiss a llama on the llama, llama's llama, tastes of llama, llama llama duck. Half a llama, Twice a llama, not a llama, farmer llama, llama in a car, alarm a llama, llama duck. Is it how its told now, is it oh so old, is it made of lemon juice, doorknob, ankle, cold. Now my song is getting thin, I've run out of luck, Time for me to retire now, and become a duck

Shadow of the Sun
03-14-2007, 09:20 AM
*can of hairspray combined with a bit of burning wreckage* "Ask yourself, will I burn in hell, then write it down, and cast it in a well" *sprays* One witch burning.

Trog
03-14-2007, 09:22 AM
*holds hands. Skips like a stone*

Shadow of the Sun
03-14-2007, 09:29 AM
*goes to see what he has done*

Voleta
03-14-2007, 09:34 AM
I have no idea what's going on

Shadow of the Sun
03-14-2007, 09:43 AM
You need to know the song.

Eldpollard
03-14-2007, 09:46 AM
You need to know the song.

Just because you know the song doesnt mean it makes any sense.

Shadow of the Sun
03-14-2007, 09:50 AM
The references Trog and I made were rather obvious- if you know the lyrics well (and I am not saying you have too), you should manage to understand them

Cobra_Ikari
03-14-2007, 10:16 AM
BLECK! for ashtrays. I, on the other hand, taste like candy! Mostly because it's the main food I consume. That and tea.

University is fun. Fueling your body for it, less so.
...
Actually, I'd like to retract my earlier statement. University is not fun. It's a lot of things, but not fun.

...you taste lick candy? You're just asking for a licking, aren't you... :P

Eh? What is all this 69 business? I see it as page 52, because I like my posts-per-page numerous.

I go to bed, and come back and people are talking about eating me and licking my avatar and being dirty and blasphemous and and.. you can all go to the abyss or hell like place suitable to your campaign setting!

(Also, I just licked my arm. I wouldn't say I'm delicious, but not bad. If I was ever stuck on a mountaintop after our plane crashed, It'd be cool with me if you killed me and ate me to survive. Except CobraIkari, because I'm pretty sure he would be giggling the entire time)

I would not be giggling! Nor would I be eating. When I die, you can have me, although I'm not sure how I would taste. The outside of my skin tastes like soap.

Eldpollard
03-14-2007, 10:18 AM
I would not be giggling! Nor would I be eating. When I die, you can have me, although I'm not sure how I would taste. The outside of my skin tastes like soap.

And what about the inside of your skin?

Cobra_Ikari
03-14-2007, 10:25 AM
And what about the inside of your skin?

I'll find some way to taste it later, k?

Khantalas
03-14-2007, 10:56 AM
http://static.tagged.com/images/user/12/06/88/12068819-40842477.jpg

Blame my parents.

Cobra_Ikari
03-14-2007, 10:57 AM
http://static.tagged.com/images/user/12/06/88/12068819-40842477.jpg

Blame my parents.

...AWW!!!

...heehee... :)

Eldpollard
03-14-2007, 11:03 AM
http://static.tagged.com/images/user/12/06/88/12068819-40842477.jpg

Blame my parents.

For you or the photo? Like the hair though.

Khantalas
03-14-2007, 11:04 AM
For you or the photo? Like the hair though.

I am so tempted to perform a tsuki right now.

Cobra_Ikari
03-14-2007, 11:06 AM
I am so tempted to perform a tsuki right now.

Give in to the dark side!

Khantalas
03-14-2007, 11:08 AM
*performs a tsuki on Cobra_Ikari*

There. That felt better.

Anyway, when I'm off to conquer the world, which one of these two should I use for billboards and flyers?

http://static.tagged.com/images/user/12/06/88/12068819-40844746.jpg

http://static.tagged.com/images/user/12/06/88/12068819-40845053.jpg

Eldpollard
03-14-2007, 11:14 AM
I am so tempted to perform a tsuki right now.

So it's death threats now is it? I'm hurt. I'm going to go into a corner and eat ice cream now.

Zeb The Troll
03-14-2007, 11:14 AM
If we're doing voice now, I might as well re-post this (http://www.mediafire.com/?5amg0dymjzd), for those who haven't heard it and want to tell me my songwriting sucks. (It's the song I did for Valentine's Day, if you need to know)

Or, as a nice change of pace, you could tell me my voice sucks. :smallyuk:Holy smokes! Go on a weekend getaway and come back to 12 more pages!

Anywho, I thought this was very reminiscent of Peter, Paul, and Mary. Awesome, man.

Khantalas
03-14-2007, 11:15 AM
A tsuki won't kill you. It will blow out your spleen, tops.

Cobra_Ikari
03-14-2007, 11:24 AM
Khantalas, how are you planning on conquering? Are you revealing your iron fist before or after you take control?

Eldpollard
03-14-2007, 11:35 AM
A tsuki won't kill you. It will blow out your spleen, tops.

My mistake then. Blowing out my spleen is perfectly fine.

Vael
03-14-2007, 02:15 PM
Just got back from a Florida trip, so...
Stephen is here (aka, fear the pasty white boy). (http://photos-777.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v63/119/67/4924640/n4924640_35591777_4850.jpg)
Yes its a fort. And my crazy brother. (http://photos-771.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v63/119/67/4924640/n4924640_35591771_3075.jpg)
Dude... winterfresh. (http://photos-778.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v63/119/67/4924640/n4924640_35591778_5144.jpg)
Thats not pointed at me... right? (http://photos-765.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v63/119/67/4924640/n4924640_35591765_1306.jpg)
Bug off... sleeping. (http://photos-776.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v63/119/67/4924640/n4924640_35591776_4568.jpg)

Logic
03-14-2007, 02:44 PM
Well between the two of you geniuses maye you can fix the plane.
Good thing I am an aircraft mechanic. But if the engines are busted, I might need help... :smalleek:

Eldpollard
03-14-2007, 03:33 PM
Good thing I am an aircraft mechanic. But if the engines are busted, I might need help... :smalleek:

especially if the plane is flying at the time.

Voleta
03-14-2007, 03:34 PM
Vael: In a few years, you can have my phone number
Khantalas: Your hair is absolutely adorable. You proably look like a tiefling when awake though, the ones that are cute when sleeping allllways do.

Cobra_Ikari
03-14-2007, 03:39 PM
Alright, here's another pic of me.

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s38/Cobra_Ikari/sleeps.jpg

Vael
03-14-2007, 03:41 PM
Vael: In a few years, you can have my phone number

Hey, I have awesome pasty white boy power. *resists temptation to link to "I'm too sexy"* :smallbiggrin:

Though you honestly make me wonder how old you think I am...

Vonriel
03-14-2007, 03:43 PM
I wonder if I can find a picture of myself somewhere in the internet.. There's only one I know of, but in the caption it more or less gives away everything about me short of my SSN :smalltongue:

Edit: I'm too poor and the rest of my family is too technologically challenged to have a digital camera.

Voleta
03-14-2007, 03:50 PM
Vael: Late teens right?

Ikari: <tone that one uses when speaking to dogs and babies>Who's a widdle sleepy boy yes you are, huh you sleeping? you sleepin?</tone> WATCH OUT FOR THE GRENADE (Also, I just thumbed through a couple pages because you mentioned 'another' picture, and you have adorable cats and your self esteem should completely not be low in any way shape or form. I would not object at all to a hug :smallredface:)

Vael
03-14-2007, 03:57 PM
That'd be 18. So yeah, thats pretty late. :smallwink: One last one to go, in... almost exactly four months.
College is good.

Eldpollard
03-14-2007, 04:18 PM
I'll be 18 in a couple of months.

Castaras
03-14-2007, 04:22 PM
All these older people, I dunno. :smallwink:

Eldpollard
03-14-2007, 04:27 PM
All these older people, I dunno. :smallwink:

Does that include me?

Castaras
03-14-2007, 04:28 PM
Does that include me?

Yep, it does.

B-Man
03-14-2007, 04:31 PM
I'm going to say this once:

Limited time offer. I will record my voice with this shiny new mic, provided that someone gives me a script of what to say. Offer expires in the next 10 minutes.

Mauril Everleaf
03-14-2007, 04:32 PM
So 20 must seem ancient to you, Castaras. Or, egads!, 25!

Mauril Everleaf
03-14-2007, 04:33 PM
@B-Man:
"I, <insert name>, pledge my undying fealty and service to Mauril Everleaf until such time that he release me or death takes me."

It's pronounced MAR-ull E-ver-leef in case you need help.

Cobra_Ikari
03-14-2007, 04:34 PM
I'm going to say this once:

Limited time offer. I will record my voice with this shiny new mic, provided that someone gives me a script of what to say. Offer expires in the next 10 minutes.

Hi, I'm B-Man, this is my voice.

Purple shoe bus quack up silver nine went bear cued rex arson.

I like pandas and unicorns and roller coasters.

There's your script. ;)

Khantalas
03-14-2007, 04:35 PM
I'm going to say this once:

Limited time offer. I will record my voice with this shiny new mic, provided that someone gives me a script of what to say. Offer expires in the next 10 minutes.

"Hello, this is B-Man, from Giant in the Playground forums. You know me, the guy who absolutely loves coffee and even has his avatar drink it, even though there would be no coffee in a pseudo-medieval Europe world. OK, that was too much useless trivia. I am just recording this so you can bask in the awesomeness of me reading the script Khan wrote for me. So, yeah. That's all."

Vonriel
03-14-2007, 04:39 PM
B-Man:
"I, <insert name>, hereby bequeath unto Vonriel all items of value, including but not limited to; coins, checking account access, credit cards, cars, houses, dollar bills, guns, silver, gold, jewelry, precious stones, computers, computer parts, and other such paraphernalia; upon such time as my mortal life is expended. I hereby release Vonriel from all liability and blame should such time as I shuffle off this mortal coil be brought about prematurely, and should he be found guilty of this, I hereby drop all charges that may be brought against him."

And that's <vahn-ree-ehl> or <vahn-ree-uhl> depending on how you want to pronounce it.

Disclaimer: I am not actively seeking nor wish a premature death on B-Man.

Brickwall
03-14-2007, 04:42 PM
"Hi, I'm B-man, and here is me saying some random words. Foible, bouffant, mucklucks, ploy, dinette, clamp, nunce, zany, Humperdink, cabaret."

Castaras
03-14-2007, 04:42 PM
So 20 must seem ancient to you, Castaras. Or, egads!, 25!

Not really, I find few people ancient, more of "a bit older".

B-Man
03-14-2007, 04:43 PM
Quick question (seeing as I have not read through a lot of this thread):

How do I upload my .WAV file?

Logic
03-14-2007, 04:43 PM
I'm going to say this once:

Limited time offer. I will record my voice with this shiny new mic, provided that someone gives me a script of what to say. Offer expires in the next 10 minutes.
"This is B-Man, and this is my voice for all that are curious. End transmission"

Cobra_Ikari
03-14-2007, 04:44 PM
Quick question (seeing as I have not read through a lot of this thread):

How do I upload my .WAV file?

Use zenix. Got to the zenixstudios website, it'll walk you through.

Brickwall
03-14-2007, 04:46 PM
Quick question (seeing as I have not read through a lot of this thread):

How do I upload my .WAV file?

http://zenixstudios.com/

Voleta
03-14-2007, 04:48 PM
20 is old, I'll be happy to make it to 30 =P

Vael: I thought you were younger cause, don't be offended, the acne. I'm not making fun of you or anything, its just something that generally the 'young' have so! But er, Howdy Sailor!

B-Man
03-14-2007, 04:48 PM
Use zenix. Got to the zenixstudios website, it'll walk you through.

Thank y'all. If you can wait approx 8 minutes, my ghastly voice shall haunt the boards.

Eldpollard
03-14-2007, 04:49 PM
Yep, it does.

I'm used to being the youngest in my group of friends. I also look younger than I am.

EDIT: I did another video of my lovely voice, however it hasn't been processed by youtube yet, I'll link when it does.

Shadow
03-14-2007, 04:51 PM
20 is old, I'll be happy to make it to 30 =P
Man....
I am getting old, then.

Castaras
03-14-2007, 04:52 PM
Thank y'all. If you can wait approx 8 minutes, my ghastly voice shall haunt the boards.

Can't be that bad. :smallsmile:

Voleta
03-14-2007, 04:52 PM
I should rephrase: 20 is old.. for me. 20 is young for those of you who will live to be 70 =P

Shadow
03-14-2007, 04:53 PM
I should rephrase: 20 is old.. for me. 20 is young for those of you who will live to be 70 =P

Thanks. I feel a whole lot better.

Vael
03-14-2007, 04:54 PM
Vael: I thought you were younger cause, don't be offended, the acne. I'm not making fun of you or anything, its just something that generally the 'young' have so! But er, Howdy Sailor!

Hehe, my thought is that if I look younger than I am, then I certainly won't be complaining later if it stays that way. :smallwink:
I don't mind, I just like to inform people of my correct age.

B-Man
03-14-2007, 04:57 PM
Can't be that bad. :smallsmile:

I guess it can't (http://zenixstudios.com/f/boredom606.wav).

Castaras
03-14-2007, 05:03 PM
I guess it can't (http://zenixstudios.com/f/boredom606.wav).

That cracked me up. And as I said, your voice is ok.

Cobra_Ikari
03-14-2007, 05:03 PM
I guess it can't (http://zenixstudios.com/f/boredom606.wav).

You sound like you're struggling to speak. Like every word takes a ton of effort. Are you ok? Or am I just hearing things wrong?

Mauril Everleaf
03-14-2007, 05:07 PM
I agree with Ikari. Sounds like you were straining to get the words out. And why didn't you use my script? I put it up first, so I won. ::pout::

Voleta
03-14-2007, 05:07 PM
Thanks. I feel a whole lot better.

I don't know how to phrase it better than that it depends upon your possible lifespan. Young = 1/3, Middle aged =1/3-2/3, and old = 2/3 to end.
I'm proably halfway through here, so 20 is pushing it =P


Vael: If your faces stays that way (meaning skin condition) until you are 40 or so, I would complain. Acne is one of those things that sucks for anyone, but can be tolerated by its wearer to a point.

B-Man: Are you stoned,drunk, or just have that.. deep, slightly lost tone to your voice? It's not a bad thing at all though.. ahem. What else would you buy a microphone for? :smallamused:

Bookman
03-14-2007, 05:08 PM
Good lord man you sound OLD :tongue:

Cool though :cool:

Cobra_Ikari
03-14-2007, 05:10 PM
I don't know how to phrase it better than that it depends upon your possible lifespan. Young = 1/3, Middle aged =1/3-2/3, and old = 2/3 to end.
I'm proably halfway through here, so 20 is pushing it =P


Vael: If your faces stays that way (meaning skin condition) until you are 40 or so, I would complain. Acne is one of those things that sucks for anyone, but can be tolerated by its wearer to a point.

B-Man: Are you stoned,drunk, or just have that.. deep, slightly lost tone to your voice? It's not a bad thing at all though.. ahem. What else would you buy a microphone for? :smallamused:

Why is 20 old? You've hinted a few times at terminal illness...is that what you mean?

Vael
03-14-2007, 05:13 PM
Vael: If your faces stays that way (meaning skin condition) until you are 40 or so, I would complain. Acne is one of those things that sucks for anyone, but can be tolerated by its wearer to a point.

Yeah, I just cross my fingers and hope it goes away sometime. :smallyuk:
In the meantime, meh, I'm still alive.

Voleta
03-14-2007, 05:13 PM
Aye, Lupus sucks. I've surpassed my expectancy by 8 years =) Most of the time I'm fine (though I really have to be wary of sunlight), but days like today remind me of just how bad it can be. There are certainly those with worse, but having a problem and no one knowing it unless you tell them.. really sucks. I got invited on a cruise, and if it weren't for my allergy to the sun, I could be in Jamacia right now. Though, it was hilarious when someone got me a gift card to a tanning salon..

B-Man
03-14-2007, 05:18 PM
That cracked me up. And as I said, your voice is ok.Oh? Cracked you up? Cool! :smalltongue:

You sound like you're struggling to speak. Like every word takes a ton of effort. Are you ok? Or am I just hearing things wrong?

I agree with Ikari. Sounds like you were straining to get the words out. And why didn't you use my script? I put it up first, so I won. ::pout::I have a hard time talking, no matter how familiar I am with people. B-Man has very low interpersonal skills.

Are you stoned,drunk, or just have that.. deep, slightly lost tone to your voice? It's not a bad thing at all though.. ahem. What else would you buy a microphone for? :smallamused:I have a deep voice. And I have no clue what else I'd buy a microphone for.

Good lord man you sound OLD :tongue:

Cool though :cool:

'Tis my birthday tomorrow, guess I'm not going to have any difficulty mixing in with the adult crowd.

Vael
03-14-2007, 05:25 PM
Aye, Lupus sucks. I've surpassed my expectancy by 8 years =) Most of the time I'm fine (though I really have to be wary of sunlight), but days like today remind me of just how bad it can be. There are certainly those with worse, but having a problem and no one knowing it unless you tell them.. really sucks. I got invited on a cruise, and if it weren't for my allergy to the sun, I could be in Jamacia right now. Though, it was hilarious when someone got me a gift card to a tanning salon..
By eight years? Eeks. That sounds quite serious.
It isn't normally that bad of a condition, is it? I mean, it is pretty bad normally, but a 12 year life expectancy?

Castaras
03-14-2007, 05:26 PM
I guess I'd better post my voice then. :smallsigh:

Although I have absolutely no idea what to say.

B-Man
03-14-2007, 05:28 PM
Castaras, do what I did:
1) Waste everyone's time by having them produce scripts.
2) Do not use any of these scripts.
3) Continue to speak to the computer until you think that the WAV file is worth posting.

Castaras
03-14-2007, 05:30 PM
Castaras, do what I did:
1) Waste everyone's time by having them produce scripts.
2) Do not use any of these scripts.
3) Continue to speak to the computer until you think that the WAV file is worth posting.

:smalltongue:

Following your amazingly useful advice:

1. Someone produce me a script.

...strangely enough I don't think anyone will create a script for me, odd isn't it?

Voleta
03-14-2007, 05:31 PM
By eight years? Eeks. That sounds quite serious.
It isn't normally that bad of a condition, is it? I mean, it is pretty bad normally, but a 12 year life expectancy?

I've had symptoms since I was born, though i wasn't diagnosed until I was two. I was told I had ten years (which is actually the average, last I heard. Of course, there are 80 year olds who have had no problems with their lupus since their 30s), if I was careful. I've been really really careful. I am an extremely quick healer, or it'd be a LOT worse.

There is a saying that you don't die from lupus, you die from the things it causes, such as organ failure, infections, and just being prone to a host of other diseases. Someone here who I wont mention but you can proably guess compared it to Diabetes in that regard.

For me, it usually is blisters on my skin from the sun (and if I don't treat them right away I get scars) and arthritis. Lately though, my eyesight has been faulty, locked joints, and I run a constant fever. I was almost put on a liver transplant list a year or so ago, but my mutant healing kicked in enough that it is working well enough that I just "need to keep an eye on it".

Way to depress the thread, Voleta.

@ Castaras: Here is your script: Obey the hypnotoad. Obey. Obey! OBEY! And also when come back bring pie. Eggroll!

Cobra_Ikari
03-14-2007, 05:33 PM
:smalltongue:

Following your amazingly useful advice:

1. Someone produce me a script.

...strangely enough I don't think anyone will create a script for me, odd isn't it?

Hi! I'm Castaras, and today, I'm going to sing you a song!

Castaras, Castaras, la la la la la
Hm mm mm mm mm mm mm, da da da da da!

I love you guys at GiantITP! See you soon!

B-Man
03-14-2007, 05:33 PM
:smalltongue:

Following your amazingly useful advice:

1. Someone produce me a script.

...strangely enough I don't think anyone will create a script for me, odd isn't it?
Okay.

Hi, I'm Castaras. I like making pie for [EVIL/AMEN] ((I can't remember which)). Recently, I have ran out of pies, so now I'm giving out popcorn.

Vael
03-14-2007, 05:35 PM
Way to depress the thread, Voleta.

@ Castaras: Here is your script: Obey the hypnotoad. Obey. Obey! OBEY! And also when come back bring pie. Eggroll!
Its not your fault I am too curious for my own good.

And I agree with that script. It sounds perfect for making a fool of yourself, which is the goal of this, right? :smallwink:

Castaras
03-14-2007, 05:37 PM
@ Castaras: Here is your script: Obey the hypnotoad. Obey. Obey! OBEY! And also when come back bring pie. Eggroll!

Be quite funny, but no.

Hi! I'm Castaras, and today, I'm going to sing you a song!

Castaras, Castaras, la la la la la
Hm mm mm mm mm mm mm, da da da da da!

I love you guys at GiantITP! See you soon!

No. Just, no. :smalltongue:

Okay.

Hi, I'm Castaras. I like making pie for [EVIL/AMEN] ((I can't remember which)). Recently, I have ran out of pies, so now I'm giving out popcorn.

Maybe.

And I agree with that script. It sounds perfect for making a fool of yourself, which is the goal of this, right? :smallwink:

Probably is. Meh I'll begin recording.

And here it is. (http://www.zenixstudios.com/download.php?f=my_voiced95.wav)

Khantalas
03-14-2007, 05:49 PM
Hey, why doesn't anyone write me a script?

Either write one or suffer through my Dark Prince imitations.

Castaras
03-14-2007, 05:51 PM
Hey, why doesn't anyone write me a script?

Either write one or suffer through my Dark Prince imitations.

"Hello I am Khantalas. You should all know me as the true person all the newbies should watch out for. Rex is an amateur, I am the one you should watch out for! ME! Thank you for listening. Carry on."

Amotis
03-14-2007, 05:57 PM
And here it is. (http://www.zenixstudios.com/download.php?f=my_voiced95.wav)

"And now for something completely different."

Why, in the name of all awesome sounding british accents, did you not say that?!?!!

@Voleta - :smallfrown: ...*poke* ...no be sickies please...

edito - also, whenever someone posts a recording you must say "when you come back bring back pie." It is written, it is law.

Khantalas
03-14-2007, 05:59 PM
You haven't commented on my singing voice yet, Amotis! Do it!

Also, write me a script!

Castaras
03-14-2007, 05:59 PM
"And now for something completely different."

Why, in the name of all awesome sounding british accents, did you not say that?!?!!

Only a little bit different. :smalltongue: Therefore can't be completely different. Simple logic.

Amotis
03-14-2007, 06:00 PM
Oh, right. Lemme go find it.

When I come back bring back pie.

(wait, that doesn't work...oh well...)

edito - oh come on! It's a must! A law! Like Muphies Law of Cupcakes! You cannot not do it!

edito 2 okay...I can't find it. I thought I knew what page it was on. Now I'm just lost.

B-Man
03-14-2007, 06:02 PM
And here it is. (http://www.zenixstudios.com/download.php?f=my_voiced95.wav)

Yay! Castaras' voice! I love British accents!

I'm in the process of recording again. Can't let $15 go down the tube.

Voleta
03-14-2007, 06:03 PM
If I ever record my voice, I promise to whisper "when come back bring pie" all evil-messege-in-rock-record like =)

Castaras- I want to have your babies

Amotis
03-14-2007, 06:04 PM
15 dollars? Bah, I paid 200 for one of my mics ; ) And that's a low end one!

Khantalas
03-14-2007, 06:05 PM
Check page 57.

Brickwall
03-14-2007, 06:05 PM
And here it is. (http://www.zenixstudios.com/download.php?f=my_voiced95.wav)

...wow. I think my jaw was quivering. Your voice is better than Monty Python. Well, except for a couple MP things, but I mean the skits whose names aren't known throughout the geek community. Uhh...I'm not so good with compliments. I deal in insults.

Castaras
03-14-2007, 06:07 PM
...wow. I think my jaw was quivering. Your voice is better than Monty Python. Well, except for a couple MP things, but I mean the skits whose names aren't known throughout the geek community. Uhh...I'm not so good with compliments. I deal in insults.

:smallredface: Hehe, thanks.

Amotis
03-14-2007, 06:08 PM
Castaras- I want to have your babies

There you go again...trying to procreate with the same sex. What have I told you? It doesn't work that well. Stop that, that's silly.

Voleta
03-14-2007, 06:11 PM
But Ammmooottiiiiiiis

Castaras
03-14-2007, 06:11 PM
Castaras- I want to have your babies

:smalleek:

Now I'm scared. I mean, really freaked out.

Vael
03-14-2007, 06:13 PM
And that, Castaras, is what happens to people's sense of humor when they go to college.

Or go into band. We band nerds are pretty freaky.

Lucky
03-14-2007, 06:13 PM
And here it is. (http://www.zenixstudios.com/download.php?f=my_voiced95.wav)That's hot.

Khantalas
03-14-2007, 06:14 PM
No other scripts for me?

I'd like to do Castaras' but it hurts my recording software.

Brickwall
03-14-2007, 06:15 PM
Castaras- I want to have your babies

How would that work? I would like a visual example of this. Multiple, if possible.

Since this would work by artificial insemniation, which involves needles, I do not want to see this. I was just being silly. I can find my own perveted pictures.

Amotis
03-14-2007, 06:17 PM
About Khan's singing - Well, um depends on what you're going for. A lot of us sing unprofessionally with out training or lessons or whatever and just need to sound decent. I personally learned wind instruments before my attempts at singing so I know the basics of breathing, diaphragm control, and air support. Things that vocal lessons would teach. I mean, if you wanna get better there's always that. There's no real way to become a great singer without someone in front of you teaching you. You can practice scales and buzzing and breath control but that only helps so much. But that's also what I only really do so its okay for us people who don't really care about singing too much to sound professional. Things that you can fix instantly: support until the end of the note, especially (!!!) on the high notes. High notes need more air so you can't be afraid of them and back away, it just comes out weak and undersupported and out of tune, like it happened after every phrase on the recording. You need to push to the end of the phrase, not just give up halfway and trail off. Same goes with the end of words/notes, you had a tendency of doing that. A metronome and tuner would help too. Always standards.

Khantalas
03-14-2007, 06:18 PM
A simple rocks / sucks would suffice.

Castaras
03-14-2007, 06:22 PM
And that, Castaras, is what happens to people's sense of humor when they go to college.

Or go into band. We band nerds are pretty freaky.

Isn't much different from normal then. :smallamused:

That's hot.

Thanks. :smallsmile:

Lucky
03-14-2007, 06:23 PM
@^ You heard nothing. A simple rocks / sucks would suffice.Then don't ask Amotis. Ask me.

Amotis
03-14-2007, 06:23 PM
How 'bout this: if you wanna be a good singer, get lessons. Until then you can only be so good. Only very few people have a "natural singing voice" and even then they should get training as a "natural voice" is usually just a nice timbre and not really knowing how to support that color.

Voleta
03-14-2007, 06:23 PM
How would that work? I would like a visual example of this. Multiple, if possible.

Since this would work by artificial insemniation, which involves needles, I do not want to see this. I was just being silly. I can find my own perveted pictures.

I was thinking more along the lines of

http://www.voleta.com/misc/baby.bmp
(It's monochrome to make it more dramatic, like in Sin City! Also, the characters do not have any sorty of mental disorder, they just uh.. its creative lisence! YOU DONT UNDERSTAND MY ART!)

Lucky
03-14-2007, 06:24 PM
Oh! With an illustration too! I'm just glad to know I'm not the worst drawer on the boards.

Brickwall
03-14-2007, 06:25 PM
...cop-out.

Amotis
03-14-2007, 06:26 PM
These forums need more MS Paint. I think I'll start a thread for it when I get back from class...

Voleta
03-14-2007, 06:27 PM
Oh! With an illustration too! I'm just glad to know I'm not the worst drawer on the boards.

Psh, mspaint is hard when you're laughing and trying to do it fast.

Khantalas
03-14-2007, 06:34 PM
Me, pretty much summing it all up. (http://www.zenixstudios.com/download.php?f=rant_about_scripts89a.wav)

Voleta
03-14-2007, 06:50 PM
Khantalas, you sound much like my friend Cliff. That is a huge compliment, as his voice is.. lets just say, I love it when he calls

I like how you so sweetly say you will destroy us. Then you're all 'i love you all', then want to destroy us and and I'm sooo confused! See this is why I don't date teenage boys!

Read that in an english accent!

Eldpollard
03-14-2007, 06:52 PM
http://www.zenixstudios.com/download.php?f=oots_sound520.wma
My lovely voice, it's English. As am I.

Vael
03-14-2007, 06:52 PM
*wonders if he has a voice recording device he could stick onto his computer*
Hmmm... 'tis tempting to go check that one computer microphone I think I have...

B-Man
03-14-2007, 06:59 PM
Me, pretty much summing it all up. (http://www.zenixstudios.com/download.php?f=rant_about_scripts89a.wav)

Wow. The anger. I'm frightened. :smallannoyed:
I have- no clue about what- I'm gonna say.
My God, I- 'm typing like- William Shatner.

Edit no jitsu: The bored one speaks (http://zenixstudios.com/f/boredness850.wav).

Bookman
03-14-2007, 10:15 PM
Wow. The anger. I'm frightened. :smallannoyed:
I have- no clue about what- I'm gonna say.
My God, I- 'm typing like- William Shatner.

Edit no jitsu: The bored one speaks (http://zenixstudios.com/f/boredness850.wav).
YAY AN INACCURATE RECORDING.

Clearly he flipped it since it's Zee not Zed :wink:

Rawhide
03-14-2007, 10:56 PM
There you go again...trying to procreate with the same sex. What have I told you? It doesn't work that well. Stop that, that's silly.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/3643847.stm

Vael
03-14-2007, 10:59 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/3643847.stm
Well thats certainly a new thought.
Erm, Amotis?
Apparently you're wrong..

J_Muller
03-14-2007, 11:02 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/3643847.stm

Yeah, I heard about that a while ago.

...interesting news, to say the least. I can't really get into it more without touching sensitive topics, though.

Vonriel
03-14-2007, 11:03 PM
"This is a very complicated thing. So no, It is impossible to do this experiment in a human. And I don't want to do it"

Unless she happens to be a mouse who has the capability of reading, writing, speaking the human tongue, and.. uhh, yeah, I doubt it.

Voleta
03-14-2007, 11:08 PM
On the subject of single-gender reproduction: I'm fairly certain I mentioned this before, and its kinda naughty but.."We may not be able to reproduce, but we can sure as hell have fun trying"

phoenixineohp
03-14-2007, 11:09 PM
Oh yeah, that can happen a few different ways in the animal kingdom. Fun stuff!

B-man, your recordings are... well the first one was rather depressing. The second one you mentioned Tim Hortons and that distracted me enough dreaming about my tea tomorrow. Mmmm tea.....

Lovely British accents everyone. "Luv-ly"

And I pout at the toad. Then I pass her a care bear. Then I pout and hold my own.

Amotis
03-14-2007, 11:10 PM
On the subject of single-gender reproduction: I'm fairly certain I mentioned this before, and its kinda naughty but.."We may not be able to reproduce, but we can sure as hell have fun trying"

I must live my life with these wise words. :smalltongue:

Cobra_Ikari
03-14-2007, 11:14 PM
I feel mean for it, but I hope it's hard for them to move on to humans. As a male...that would make me feel obsolete. :(

Voleta
03-14-2007, 11:19 PM
You know that statement I just made regarding having fun trying? I don't think women would find men useless just because they don't need them to breed.

Someone has to mow the lawn.

phoenixineohp
03-14-2007, 11:25 PM
There is always the pool boy. He can take over for the gardener too...

Cobra_Ikari
03-14-2007, 11:26 PM
There is always the pool boy. He can take over for the gardener too...

I cab be a pool boy, but you don't want me gardening. *cower*

It's nice to know I'm a fun thing, though... ;)

Voleta
03-14-2007, 11:26 PM
Well clearly the poolboy is male. But thats true, we will only need one per household. Though, the problem with female-only relationships is this: How do you know who is supposed to cook dinner?

(Note: that was a horribly sexist joke, I know)

B-Man
03-14-2007, 11:27 PM
B-man, your recordings are... well the first one was rather depressing. The second one you mentioned Tim Hortons and that distracted me enough dreaming about my tea tomorrow. Mmmm tea.....

I remember the first one. I was anxious and was having a hard time speaking.

phoenixineohp
03-14-2007, 11:34 PM
Well clearly the poolboy is male. But thats true, we will only need one per household. Though, the problem with female-only relationships is this: How do you know who is supposed to cook dinner?

(Note: that was a horribly sexist joke, I know)

The cook.... Who else would do it? No way I'm going to eat anything I've tried to make.... :smalleek:

Cobra_Ikari
03-14-2007, 11:39 PM
Woo! I have a purpose again! *is an amateur cook*

phoenixineohp
03-14-2007, 11:43 PM
I am more of an arsonist than a cook. The microwave is fairly safe, but beyond that I am doomed. I'm just not domesticated. And honestly, I don't really mind. :)

Midnight Son
03-15-2007, 12:00 AM
I feel mean for it, but I hope it's hard for them to move on to humans. As a male...that would make me feel obsolete. :(
What do you mean obsolete? The day women stop needing us, we'll all be free. As long as they need us we get tied down with having to do all these silly things, like watching Sandra Bullock movies and pretending to care that their co-worker's uncle's pet gerbil was eaten by a hawk on Sunday at noon. yes, we'll be free to go back to monosyllabic grunts for communication and watching sports all day without having to go to her parents.

J_Muller
03-15-2007, 12:01 AM
I'm just not domesticated.

Well, I hope you're house-trained...:smalltongue:

phoenixineohp
03-15-2007, 12:19 AM
*Stops pawing at the curtains long enough to hiss at you. Then goes back to clawing up the couch. And there seems to be a... shoe?... on the carpet. Or at least the scattered pieces of what was once your favorite shoe...*

Voleta
03-15-2007, 12:21 AM
BAD BAD NO

DO NOT PEE ON MY CANVA-

Cat pee can make a very interesting stain on a canvas, and can inspire people to paint things they wouldn't normially. Like a cat peeing on a canvas.

Amotis
03-15-2007, 12:22 AM
A masterpiece that must be posted.

Voleta
03-15-2007, 12:24 AM
I think it's in my attic somewhere, I'll have a looksee in a bit.

SDF
03-15-2007, 12:29 AM
For a minute I thought I was in a RB...

I'm gonna try to get some film developed and scanned this weekend. I could take it to a walmart or something and have it put on a CD, but they butcher the beauty that is medium format film.

phoenixineohp
03-15-2007, 12:30 AM
Andy Warhol used urine on/in? some of his works. Little piece of trivia for you. :P

Amotis
03-15-2007, 12:31 AM
You could buy one of these (http://www.usa.canon.com/consumer/controller?act=ModelDetailAct&fcategoryid=120&modelid=13977) and let me have it.

SDF
03-15-2007, 12:35 AM
$180? Bawls to that, I'll just find something on campus that can do the same job for free :P I need a new digi camera anyhow, then I can upload fine and use my film camera to be artsy ;P

Eldpollard
03-15-2007, 06:53 PM
So what does everyone think of my voice?

Khantalas
03-15-2007, 06:55 PM
Dude, you have, like, a British accent. You're, like, pure win.

Eldpollard
03-15-2007, 07:35 PM
Such a shame that it isn't unique in England. No additional points with the ladies for having an English accent over here *sigh*.

Trog
03-15-2007, 07:49 PM
Yeah. Okay. Is there anywhere in the world that having an American accent is sexy or a bonus? I have never heard of it. Like if an American comes to Australia or England is there accent considered an endearing thing? Anyone?

Amotis
03-15-2007, 07:54 PM
...no not really. Maybe if you have like a macho cowbow cliched image. Or that could go horribly wrong. Iono....not sure of any place where being american is sexy.

Eldpollard
03-15-2007, 08:09 PM
I'd say it would be sexy over here actually. Depending on where in America you're from though I guess. It's probably the novelty factor.

Voleta
03-15-2007, 08:10 PM
Well, it depends on where you are from. IIRC the only "attractive" american accent is a "southern belle", which only applies to women from Louisiana, Georgia, Alabama, and Mississippi. The rest of America just sounds like an idiot to everyone else. I really really hate the accents from Wisconsin and New York.

I have been told I have a slight Scarlet O'hara sound, btw. Wink wink.

J_Muller
03-15-2007, 08:13 PM
Southern women don't necessarily have a monopoly on nice accents... though I knew a girl from Florida whose accent was rather...appealing.
There was a girl in my English class last year with a Brooklyn accent that I thought sounded really nice.

Eldpollard
03-15-2007, 08:16 PM
I'm generally not a fan of English accents. Welsh I like, and Scottish I love.

Voleta
03-15-2007, 08:18 PM
Well then, you are sick and should get your hearing checked :smallbiggrin: We might have different definitions of a NYC accent though. Fran Dresher (sp? The Nanny) and the dudes from Sopranos have the accent that makes me want to vomit. No offense to anyone here that sounds like that, but if you do then.. I'd rather not hear you talk, thanks!

I agree that women from all of the USA can sound nice, but the only general accent I have ever heard multiple people approve of is the Southern Lady one. Granted, there is a certain extent to which it is pleasing, and I have heard a lot of people with it that just sound.. blargh. Britney Spears has the crappy form of the accent (But that is because she's Cajun, and retarded. I met her once, when my uncle was doing work on her family's computer, before she 'got famous'. She was disturbingly unbright even then.)

Khantalas
03-15-2007, 08:19 PM
Fran Drescher doesn't have a bad accent. She has a bad nasal voice.

Voleta
03-15-2007, 08:21 PM
If she didn't have the accent (think the extending of some vowels), she wouldn't sound so disturbing. For shows like The Nanny, she emphasised the accent much more. If you have heard her talk in an interview or somesuch, you'd know what I mean. Trying to find an example now.

Khantalas
03-15-2007, 08:22 PM
Still, not bad for an accept.

You should hear some of my friends talking English to know what I mean. It's like they have no talent at imitation.

B-Man
03-15-2007, 08:36 PM
B-Man's got some b-day pics to share with the class!

I just had to animate me opening my friend's present. He was a jerk... so... many... boxes...!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i36/bman777/Pictures/IMG_7789-1.gif

The one on the left is me. We, myself and the girl on the right, are making sure that the picture taker (the girl in the middle being smothered) cannot take pictures. Unfortunately, I forgot about my other friend, so this picture got taken. *shrugs*
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i36/bman777/Pictures/IMG_7812.jpg

*no comment*
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i36/bman777/Pictures/IMG_7823.jpg

This is a lovely picture of the mini waterfall in the Short Hills.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i36/bman777/Pictures/IMG_7829.jpg

This is us taking a break under the cliff near the waterfall.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i36/bman777/Pictures/IMG_7833.jpg

I've never had so much fun hiking before!

phoenixineohp
03-15-2007, 09:11 PM
Awesome pics B-man! And happy birthday!

Cobra_Ikari
03-15-2007, 09:24 PM
Happy birthday, B-Man!

My sister did that box thing once on Christmas, except the final box was a jewlery box. Inside was a piece of paper resting on some cottonballs. She was a bit wrap-happy... :P

J_Muller
03-15-2007, 09:33 PM
My sister got something like that once. It was a box substantially bigger than her head to start with, then there were more and more until it was finally revealed that her gift was earrings. In an earring box. And all of these boxes fit nice and snugly inside each other.

Trog
03-15-2007, 09:38 PM
For women, French accents are awesome. I also like Australian and (for some reason I cannot explain) Indian (dot Indian, not feather Indian). All kind of sexy in my experience.

Now for men I find some British accents cool, as well as some heavy african accents. (silly I know... it's a whole continent. But I could never really narrow down where the cool accents are from. I just know it when I hear it).

Accents I kind of dislike: Twangy southern U.S. can grate on me depending on the speaker. And the really really heavy Boston-ish accent.

EDIT: @V Paaaaaaaiiiint!

Cobra_Ikari
03-15-2007, 09:40 PM
I like pretty much any accent. I don't like nasal voices, though...

I feel my voice is...accentless. It's a weird feeling...



EDIT: Trog, have you seen Russell Peters's acts? That's the first thing I think of when I think of Indian accents...

Ms_Elaneous
03-15-2007, 09:43 PM
As for the American accent thing, I'm American and a couple people told me my voice sounded sexy... so, it's not always generally hated, right?

Scorpina
03-15-2007, 09:44 PM
I think, over here, people find accents that are (to them) noticably American bad, but because of the American pop culture dominance, a lot of the time they don't notice...

Amotis
03-15-2007, 09:44 PM
From Ms. E's voice I say...West Coast. With a hint of European upbringings.

I am completely wrong.

Cobra_Ikari
03-15-2007, 09:45 PM
I think it's the person behind the voice that's important, although I can't deny I love listening to some people talk. :)

Brickwall
03-15-2007, 09:49 PM
I can cook if I try. I can even bake. I just need a recipe and instructions. I am actually a fairly good chore-person, except for the fact that I am LAZY. So very lazy and irresponsible. Otherwise, I'd be too perfect.

Also, I have an interview with Tormsskull tomorrow, if you want to hear an extended voice clip. It's in the Interviews thread here on FB.

El Jaspero, the Pirate King
03-15-2007, 10:03 PM
Look who came to visit!

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m4/epiplectic/4morenerds.jpg


From left: "Team Acy": Jesthik/Tantolian, Ceika, Madame_Zelia, and meself. Sadly they were here a mere handful of hours; long enough for them to kick our tails in a quick game of Ticket to Ride and get some sleep, but not much more.

Bookman
03-15-2007, 10:07 PM
Ceika doens't have REALLY bright red hair.

MY WORLD IS A LIE :frown:

:wink: Actually that's pretty cool :tongue:

Lucky older travelling peoples.........

Cobra_Ikari
03-15-2007, 10:09 PM
Aww!

What is Team Acy? I wish I knew you guys better, but I've only heard of El J and Ceika through the strengths of their reputations...swing by FB a little, we don't bite! ...much...

Amotis
03-15-2007, 10:10 PM
Heh, I've never seen El J's table so clean.

J_Muller
03-15-2007, 10:12 PM
Wait...:smallconfused:

*is confused*

Ceika's a chick?:smallconfused:

Cobra_Ikari
03-15-2007, 10:13 PM
Wait...:smallconfused:

*is confused*

Ceika's a chick?:smallconfused:

...has she pretended not to be? :smallconfused:

phoenixineohp
03-15-2007, 10:18 PM
:O
No. She is not "a chick". She is the master of avatars though.

J_Muller
03-15-2007, 10:22 PM
...I've been working on the assumption it was a he... I thought I read people referring to Ceika as a he.

Malmagor Andrigal
03-15-2007, 10:31 PM
...I've been working on the assumption it was a he... I thought I read people referring to Ceika as a he.

you're just delusional, then...

Brickwall
03-15-2007, 10:32 PM
Ceika's been a girl as long as I've been on the forums, and probably longer. Sorry, J.

Trog
03-15-2007, 10:42 PM
Look who came to visit!

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m4/epiplectic/4morenerds.jpg


From left: "Team Acy": Jesthik/Tantolian, Ceika, Madame_Zelia, and meself. Sadly they were here a mere handful of hours; long enough for them to kick our tails in a quick game of Ticket to Ride and get some sleep, but not much more.
Huzzah! Faces to go with Avatars! Strangely Tantolian looked pretty much like I pictured him to be. :smalleek: Cekia I had also thought might have red hair due to her avatar. Still, very kewl photo. :smallbiggrin: El J and Madame_Z need to open up an inn I think (Reserves a room for two). :smallwink: And yes despite the fact that that may be the only non-card strewn shot of their table they do keep a very neat pirate ship house and have excellent decorating taste.

EDIT: @V Uh no. usually when I (or another poster) puts @^ or @V they are referring to the poster above them or below them respectively.

Voleta
03-15-2007, 11:06 PM
EDIT: @V Paaaaaaaiiiint!

Uh? That at me? Cause if so, I'm more confused now than Butters.


B-Man: My brother is in the navy, and everything he buys he ships to us (because apparently shipping it here costs half what it costs to ship to him on the kittyhawk). Anyway, he bought a bunch of tea, some special kind you can only get in the southern US, and he was going to keep some and give others to his co-workers for christmas. So my grandma and I spent four hours wrapping up little satchels of tea (12 per box, iirc), putting them back in the box, then wrapping the box and putting it back in the carton (24 boxes total, i think it was). We also wrapped up batteries before putting them into his radio, then wrapped the radio and put it in the box, wrapped up his laptop manual and all.

We also taped down all the edges.

Alarra
03-15-2007, 11:19 PM
Yay pictures....Pity we can't get "Team Acy" up there next week. That'd be fun. And yeah....tantolain looks pretty much like I pictured him too. And wow...ceika...you look exactly like my friend Kady. Weird. I should call her. *wanders off*

Voleta
03-15-2007, 11:40 PM
So I was taking pictures of a painting (see random banter thread), and had my Grandma take a picture of me too. So here is me, and Snailkitten, who is currently trying to make babies with everything that will pay attention. Anyone want kittens?

http://www.voleta.com/misc/kndcat.jpg

Also: I painted that border-mural thing when I was six, its titled 'Savannah at Noon' (and on the left wall is morning, right is night, etc). Yes it sucks, I know.

Archonic Energy
03-16-2007, 03:08 AM
Lovely British accents everyone. "Luv-ly"

any particular words you want to hear pronounced correctly?

*refrains from obvious jokes Regarding the last picture*

Voleta
03-16-2007, 03:15 AM
What obvious joke? Bout the cat?

And also.. Hello. (http://www.voleta.com/misc/vvoice.wav)

Archonic Energy
03-16-2007, 03:21 AM
yes Vol a play on words involving the cat...

more specifically something along the lines of "nice cat" where "cat" can be replaced for another word meaning a member of the feline species

Voleta
03-16-2007, 03:22 AM
...Predator?

Cobra_Ikari
03-16-2007, 03:23 AM
I think he's referencing the fact that you've got a cat 'twixt your legs. In more than one sense.

Archonic Energy
03-16-2007, 03:25 AM
I think he's referencing the fact that you've got a cat 'twixt your legs. In more than one sense.

i think she understood just fine Cobra.... i also think you just failed a sarcasm spot check.


Preadator...
*Shakes head*

Voleta
03-16-2007, 03:28 AM
Whatever could you possibly mean, you freaking perverts! =P

Cobra_Ikari
03-16-2007, 03:29 AM
i think she understood just fine Cobra.... i also think you just failed a sarcasm spot check.


Preadator...
*Shakes head*

Oh, I figured as much...but I was only too pleased to point out her poor planning in puss placement while posing for the picture. ;)

Voleta
03-16-2007, 03:30 AM
Oh, I figured as much...but I was only too pleased to point out her poor planning in puss placement while posing for the picture. ;)


WELL aren't you quite the cunning linguist! But yea, I didn't think about that. The damn cat jumped on me so I was all "Eh she wants attention, I'll hold her"

Cobra_Ikari
03-16-2007, 03:33 AM
...ah, but in retrospect, "it pleased this poster" would've been better wording.

*sigh* :)

Narmoth
03-16-2007, 07:15 AM
Me on stage in 2005
http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r79/Narmoth/Narmothonstage.jpg

Ceika
03-16-2007, 08:13 AM
Ceika doens't have REALLY bright red hair.

MY WORLD IS A LIE :frown:
Yeah,. sorry about that, Bookman. It seems my deception is exposed. I do not have red hair. Wish I did, though.

Aww!

What is Team Acy? I wish I knew you guys better, but I've only heard of El J and Ceika through the strengths of their reputations...swing by FB a little, we don't bite! ...much...

"Team Acy" is Myself and Tantolian. You may leave it at that. :-P Tantolian is primarily active on the Tears of Blood threads, and I lurk in many areas.


Wait...:smallconfused:

*is confused*

Ceika's a chick?:smallconfused:

Oh my GAWD!! I am???!???!?

:O
No. She is not "a chick". She is the master of avatars though.

Why thank you! *blushes*

Ceika's been a girl as long as I've been on the forums, and probably longer. Sorry, J.

Yup, most of my 24 years. I say most because there are a few years in there that memory fails to serve. :smalltongue:

Huzzah! Faces to go with Avatars! Strangely Tantolian looked pretty much like I pictured him to be. :smalleek: Cekia I had also thought might have red hair due to her avatar. Still, very kewl photo. :smallbiggrin:

Sadly, no, my avatar is not very me-ish, save in attitude at times. But I suppose that's ok.

Yay pictures....Pity we can't get "Team Acy" up there next week. That'd be fun. And yeah....tantolain looks pretty much like I pictured him too. And wow...ceika...you look exactly like my friend Kady. Weird. I should call her. *wanders off*

No kidding! We'd love to come back, but I'm afraid that El J's place is a bit outside Tantolian's weekend military traveling privledges, and it's a bit far from Dallas. We'll do what we can, though. I have a look-alike? Awesome! Oh, and Alarra, it looks as though I will be relocating (for certain, as all of my stuff is now out your way) in the summer. Maybe you could come and visit, or vice versa? Would love to meet you!