Avatar Battle Royale Discussion Thread XXVI: It's gonna be the Future Imperfect soon!

[Mina Kobold]

Would it be a bad time to mention now that I have trouble telling when people are being serious vs. silly in real life? Now imagine the troubles I have on the internet. So I'm not sure if KP is serious about gremlin or not...

I don't think he's serious.

I have problems with telling on the internet but not in real life.

[Squark]

I don't think he's serious.

I have problems with telling on the internet but not in real life.

Part of it is that I'm excessively apologetic, so apologizing is almost a reflex for me. Much to the chagrin of some of my less serious teachers.

[Fawkes]

Hmm. I haven't found that hiding place yet. Still looking, though. You are making a picture of my UNA characters if it's the last thing I do! :smallfurious:

[CrimsonAngel]

Alpacas suck. Llamas are so much better!
We have to kill them all!!! :smallfurious:
*Stabs random oddly-placed pumpkin*
...okay. I need to go to sleep. G'night, ya'll! Don't let the bed alpacas bite!

Actualy the real money is in alpacas, not llamas.

[Squark]

I don't want to know were you learned that.

[Mina Kobold]

Actualy the real money is in alpacas, not llamas.

But llama sounds funnier :3 :smalltongue:

But (I think) neither you or Gremlin live in Peru so why care?

[CrimsonAngel]

ARGHRAGHURGLERAWR!!!! :smallfurious:

[Mina Kobold]

ARGHRAGHURGLERAWR!!!! :smallfurious:

Normal vision: ARGHRAWHATNOW?!!!
My vision: ARGHRAPUPPY!!! :3

Now seriously why are you mad?

[SinisterPenguin]

ARGHRAGHURGLERAWR!!!! :smallfurious:

...Uh, what?

[CrimsonAngel]

You know, because I can.

[The Gremlin]

I think we need to lock up Gremlin for his own good. He's a danger to himself and others.

...

And pumpkins.

But mostly to alpacas!
And to CA! :smallfurious:

[Mina Kobold]

But mostly to alpacas!
And to CA! :smallfurious:

Oh-kaay.

Now just calm down while we call those in white :smalleek:

[SinisterPenguin]

I think we need to lock up Gremlin for his own good. He's a danger to himself and others.

...

And pumpkins.

But mostly to alpacas!
And to CA! :smallfurious:

[Mina Kobold]

But mostly to alpacas!
And to CA! :smallfurious:

Now it's getting annoying.


No harm meant :3

[Squark]

Now it's getting annoying.


No harm meant :3

[Mina Kobold]

Now it's getting annoying.


No harm meant :3

gniyonna gnitteg s'ti WON

3: tnaem si mrah

:smallannoyed: ti pots dna

[The Gremlin]

But mostly to alpacas!
And to CA! :smallfurious:

[Mina Kobold]

But mostly to alpacas!
And to CA! :smallfurious:

:smallfrown::smallannoyed: ti potS

[The Gremlin]

:smallfrown::smallannoyed: ti potS

[SinisterPenguin]

:smallfrown::smallannoyed: ti po--

Nah, screw this. I think this joke has gone on long enough. :smalltongue:

[Khaeta]

Yeah, I think the silence in the thread was preferable :smallyuk:

[The Gremlin]

Nah, not until KP says sorry for making fun of me repeating stuff. :smallfrown::smalltongue:/\Blasphemy!
Nah, screw this. I think this joke has gone on long enough. :smalltongue:

[Mina Kobold]

I'm wondering if you guys where sane enough to actually figure out what I was saying (it's pretty easy)

[The Gremlin]

I'm wondering if you guys where sane enough to actually figure out what I was saying (it's pretty easy)

Yeah, you were talking backwards. :smallconfused:

[kpenguin]

Talking backwards? That's a sign of the devil! Burn Keveak! Burn the witch!

[The Gremlin]

Talking backwards? That's a sign of the devil! Burn Keveak! Burn the witch!

We have found a witch, sire, may we burn him?

[kpenguin]

How do you know she's a witch?

[The Gremlin]

He looks like one!

[CrimsonAngel]

He turned me into a newt!

[Mina Kobold]

Talking backwards? That's a sign of the devil! Burn Keveak! Burn the witch!

Not again. It was annoying enough when they had a reason.

@Gremlin: You must be the witch, it's always the one that appear to help you [/detective cliché] :smallannoyed::smalltongue:

[The Gremlin]

He turned me into a newt!

IDIOT! You ruined the quote!!! :smallfurious:
*Ties up CA*
We have found a new witch, may we burn her?

[kpenguin]

He looks like one!

Bring him forward.

[The Gremlin]

Bring him forward.

*Pushes witch forward*

[Mina Kobold]

Bring him forward.

Okay, *put pointy hat on Gremlin and bring him to Kpenguin*


@Crimson: I did not!...

Salamander

[The Gremlin]

Okay, *put pointy hat on Gremlin and bring him to Kpenguin*


@Crimson: I did not!...

Salamander

I'm not a witch! I'm not a witch!
Look! He has cried salamander! That means I am instantly pardoned! Good DAY!
*Takes off hat and leaves*

[Mina Kobold]

I'm not a witch! I'm not a witch!
Look! He has cried salamander! That means I am instantly pardoned! Good DAY!
*Takes off hat and leaves*

Grimdamn you're smarter than the last one *transform Gremlin into a purple snail* But not smart enough.
Look he used his devilish powers to try an escape.

[kpenguin]

I'm not a witch! I'm not a witch!

But you are dressed as one.

[Wreckingrocc]

Burn the witch!

Aye, but look a' tha'! Tha other witch e'en 'as fire coming out of 'is 'ands! 'They must be immune!

I 'ave a be'er idea. Why don't we throw him 'into the lake, all tied up? If 'e lives, we 'it a stake 'through 'is 'eart. If not, we kill Gremlin!

'Os with me?

[Mina Kobold]

Burn the witch!

Aye, but look a' tha'! Tha other witch e'en 'as fire coming out of 'is 'ands! 'They must be immune!

I 'ave a be'er idea. Why don't we throw him 'into the lake, all tied up? If 'e lives, we 'it a stake 'through 'is 'eart. If not, we kill Gremlin!

'Os with me?

Sure
>_>
<_<
"Note to self, make sure to push Gremlin in the river while death ain't looking and then escape when when going back for him"

[CrimsonAngel]

I'm not a witch! *flies away*

[Mina Kobold]

I'm not a witch! *flies away*

He's right, he's technically a druid... Burn the druid! :smalltongue:

*jumps on flyting pitchfork to pursue CrimsonAngel*

[Wreckingrocc]

I'm not a witch! *flies away*Well, knowing witches to be deceptive types, I'd take this as a confession. However, him flying away could also be deceiving us into thinking he is a witch, when he is, indeed, not. This, however, would make the act honest, which would lead to the conclusion that he is a witch. This string of deception and paradox can only lead to the one fact: He is a witch.

[Squark]

Ok. We've officially lost it.

[Mina Kobold]

Well, knowing witches to be deceptive types, I'd take this as a confession. However, him flying away could also be deceiving us into thinking he is a witch, when he is, indeed, not. This, however, would make the act honest, which would lead to the conclusion that he is a witch. This string of deception and paradox can only lead to the one fact: He is a witch.

Of course he's the witch, but to be sure lets poke him with pointy objects...
or carrots, it's hard to remember the traditions.

[Lyinginbedmon]

I've been gone how long and you all resort to witch burnings? :smallconfused:

[Wreckingrocc]

I've been gone how long and you all resort to witch burnings? :smallconfused:He's a newcomer and mysterious stranger! Must be a witch!

Burn! :smallfurious:

[Khaeta]

Ok. We've officially lost it.

Just now? :smallconfused:

[kpenguin]

I've been gone how long and you all resort to witch burnings? :smallconfused:

Witch burning is a completely respectable activity.

[CrimsonAngel]

Burn the witch! :smallfurious:

[Khaeta]

Burn the witch! :smallfurious:

Wait, according to your sig, don't you have to make people avatars before you can burn them? :smallconfused:

That's a lot of avatars...I'd hold off on the witch burning for now.

[SinisterPenguin]

My reaction to pretty much the entirety of this page:

What.

EDIT: OK, last page. :smalltongue:

[CrimsonAngel]

Wait, according to your sig, don't you have to make people avatars before you can burn them? :smallconfused:

That's a lot of avatars...I'd hold off on the witch burning for now.

No, I made you an avatar a while ago. *burns*

[Squark]

Enough burning (prepares to get burned)


Also, click the link in my sig. It's funnier than it sounds.

[CrimsonAngel]

Enough burning (prepares to get burned)


Also, click the link in my sig. It's funnier than it sounds.

*fireball*

Also, I didn't laugh. At all.

[The Gremlin]

No, I made you an avatar a while ago. *burns*

*Runs back, cheerful that they did not get Exotic Ropes from Complete Overpacked, which are required to bind any non-humanoid (sorta like exotic saddles)*
He's burning! He must be a witch! Burn Drown him! Burn Drown him!

[Khaeta]

NOOOOOOOOO!!!
*protection from energy*
*dragonshape*

Adult Red Dragon: Hurm, you seem rather prejudiced against witches. How'd you like to be burned?


Oh wait, drowning. This may require slightly different tactics...

*sorts through old avatars*
Oh yeah, you did make me one...I remember. It was nice, but then I found Trazoi's guide and made my own...

[The Gremlin]

NOOOOOOOOO!!!
*protection from energy*
*dragonshape*

Adult Red Dragon: Hurm, you seem rather prejudiced against witches. How'd you like to be burned?


Oh wait, drowning. This may require slightly different tactics...

*sorts through old avatars*
Oh yeah, you did make me one...I remember. It was nice, but then I found Trazoi's guide and made my own...

I's on'y burnin' tha witch, sire. H'wev'r, ya jus' admitt'd g'lt! Burn 'em!
/Lame Commoner accent

[SinisterPenguin]

I's on'y burnin' tha witch, sire. H'wev'r, ya jus' admitt'd g'lt! Burn 'em!
/Lame Commoner accent

Hey, you have a lame commoner accent! Clearly you're the witch! Burn him!

[The Gremlin]

Hey, you have a lame commoner accent! Clearly you're the witch! Burn him!

Ah, but witches always lie, and I am not lying! However, I have cold, hard proof that you have lied before! BURN THE WITCH!!!
*Gets out rope and ties up penguin*

[SinisterPenguin]

Ah, but witches always lie, and I am not lying! However, I have cold, hard proof that you have lied before! BURN THE WITCH!!!
*Gets out rope and starts tying up penguin*

Ah, but you no longer have a lame commoner accent! So clearly you were faking it, which is an obvious sign that you're a witch! BURN THE WITCH!

*Gets out rope and starts tying up kitty*

[The Gremlin]

Ah, but you no longer have a lame commoner accent! So clearly you were faking it, which is an obvious sign that you're a witch! BURN THE WITCH!

*Gets out rope and starts tying up kitty*

Ah, but you have claimed that you got out rope, which is impossible since you are tied up! Therefore, you are a witch, which means that your claim that I myself am a witch must be a lie!
*Ties up witch some more*

[SinisterPenguin]

Ah, but you have claimed that you got out rope, which is impossible since you are tied up! Therefore, you are a witch, which means that your claim that I myself am a witch must be a lie!
*Ties up witch some more*

Hah! That's because you were just faking tying me up, because...that's what witches do! So you're the liar!

*Ties up witch some more*

[The Gremlin]

Hah! That's because you were just faking tying me up, because...that's what witches do! So you're the liar!

*Ties up witch some more*

Ah, but now you are lying again! Burn the witch*
*Sets on fire*

[SinisterPenguin]

Ah, but now you are lying again! Burn the witch*
*Sets on fire*

Oh, please. I'm immune to fire, because I'm not a witch!

*Sets on fire*

[The Gremlin]

Oh, please. I'm immune to fire, because I'm not a witch!

*Sets on fire*

Ah, but that's the sort of thing a witch would say! Only witches say that sort of stuff!
*Sets on fire again*

[Khaeta]

*wail of the banshee*

...Problem solved yet?

[SinisterPenguin]

Ah, but that's the sort of thing a witch would say! Only witches say that sort of stuff!
*Sets on fire again*

Oh yeah? Only witches say that only witches say that sort of stuff!

*Sets on fire again*

[The Gremlin]

Oh yeah? Only witches say that only witches say that sort of stuff!

*Sets on fire again*

Oh yeah? Well only witches say that only witches say that only witches say that sort of stuff!
*Sets on fire again again*

[SinisterPenguin]

Oh yeah? Well only witches say that only witches say that only witches say that sort of stuff!
*Sets on fire again again*

Oh yeah? Well only witches say that only witches say that only witches say that only witches say that sort of stuff!

*Douses with gasoline and sets on fire again*

[T-O-E]

What the hell?

[The Gremlin]

Oh yeah? Well only witches say that only witches say that only witches say that only witches say that sort of stuff!

*Douses with gasoline and sets on fire again*

Hey, um...this isn't hurting you, is it? Because I'm starting to think that we're both using ineffective modes of attack. After all, we can just godmode the whole thing. What say you we resort to flaming, instead of...uh...'firing'?
*Insults witch's ancestry*

[Khaeta]

SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAAAAAAAM!!!

(in the glorious tradition of monty python :smallbiggrin:)

[Squark]

I have one thing to say to all this.


BOOM! HEADSHOT!

[Calamity]

This thread has gone so far off the rails it's ended up in the ocean.

How often in a thread do we actually talk about ABR?

[The Gremlin]

This thread has gone so far off the rails it's ended up in the ocean.

How often in a thread do we actually talk about ABR?

Oh yeah? Well...your mother was a hamster! :smallamused:

[SinisterPenguin]

Hey, um...this isn't hurting you, is it? Because I'm starting to think that we're both using ineffective modes of attack. After all, we can just godmode the whole thing. What say you we resort to flaming, instead of...uh...'firing'?
*Insults witch's ancestry*

Hm. Interesting tactic.

*Insults witch's...witchiness*

[CrimsonAngel]

How would I join AMEN?

[Wreckingrocc]

Oh yeah? Well...your mother was a hamster! :smallamused:And your father smelt of elderberries!

[The Gremlin]

And your father smelt of elderberries!

Now go away or I shall taunt flame you a second time! :smallamused:

[Nehh]

Err...
Don't mention flames in front of a person whose ABR character is an epic-level mage who only knows three spells, and the only useful one is Burning Hands. And one of the others happens to be Summon Magnesium Elemental.

*Goes about blinding people with science skills*

[Nameless]

How would I join AMEN?

I think AMEN is dead.

[Mina Kobold]

*Emerges from witch fire annd yawns* You know we seriously got off-railed here.

We should totally stop this as there's no witches or monsters here, right :smallbiggrin:

>_>
<_<
*Look suspicious while still burning from the fire*

[Khaeta]

*bull's strength*
*pushes train back on rails*

So, where's MM got to? Is he working on the banners, of FI, or just having issues with his...whaddya call it...life?:smallwink:

[kpenguin]

Give MM a break. He's got a lot on his plate:


Finishing off FFF
The Banners
Secret Project
The First FI Comic


In addition to you lot distracting him with your jibber-jabber.

[-skimmer-]

Give MM a break. He's got a lot on his plate:


Finishing off FFF
The Banners
Secret Project
The First FI Comic


In addition to you lot distracting him with your jibber-jabber.

Not much left for us to do, eh?

I'm not complaining right now. Honestly I have just enough time to atleast keep track of this discussion thread and nothing more as I have my own projects to finish as well....

[Khaeta]

Give MM a break. He's got a lot on his plate:


Finishing off FFF
The Banners
Secret Project
The First FI Comic


In addition to you lot distracting him with your jibber-jabber.

I didn't mean to attack him, I was just wondering where he went, usually he breaks up the random off-topic battles by at least the second page :smalltongue:

[Tiffanie Lirle]

Sheesh, just spent the better part of an hour writing mini tutorial via pm because someone needed help with an avy. Then I come to this thread in hopes that something interesting had happened during the last few days.

I then discovered that the last few pages are the equivalent of a sfw /b/.

The playground is no fun today. :smalltongue:

[Falgorn]

I'm here, Tiffanie. I'll make it all better. :smallwink:

[Nameless]

Give MM a break. He's got a lot on his plate:


Finishing off FFF
The Banners
Secret Project
The First FI Comic


In addition to you lot distracting him with your jibber-jabber.

No one asked him to do those, anyone can make the banners. And I'm pretty sure Threeshades, Lying, Salmon or you were supposed to make the last FFF comic. And the secret project doesn't exist.
... And he doesn't actually have to make the first FI either. :smalltongue:

[SinisterPenguin]

No one asked him to do those, anyone can make the banners. And I'm pretty sure Threeshades, Lying, Salmon or you were supposed to make the last FFF comic. And the secret project doesn't exist.
... And he doesn't actually have to make the first FI either. :smalltongue:

I kind of agree.

I mean, if he wants do do all that, it's fine, but I don't think it would hurt to let someone else do, say, the final FFF comic.

[Tiffanie Lirle]

I'm here, Tiffanie. I'll make it all better. :smallwink:

The only thing you can do is make things worse. :smalltongue:

As for the topic at hand, I can't say I care who does what. As long as we can get FFF finished sometime before next year.

[kpenguin]

No one asked him to do those, anyone can make the banners. And I'm pretty sure Threeshades, Lying, Salmon or you were supposed to make the last FFF comic. And the secret project doesn't exist.
... And he doesn't actually have to make the first FI either. :smalltongue:

Well, Grem threatened MM into including him in a banner, so I'm sure he has to make them in order to gurantee his personal safety and that of his family.

As for the final FFF comics... I sort of passed the buck to him for that, since my skills at making action packed scenes with a lot of detailed objects (tanks, ships, etc.) is limited.

The Secret Project doesn't exist... because its not made yet.:smalltongue:

No, but it would be nice if he did.

[Mina Kobold]

No one asked him to do those, anyone can make the banners. And I'm pretty sure Threeshades, Lying, Salmon or you were supposed to make the last FFF comic. And the secret project doesn't exist.
... And he doesn't actually have to make the first FI either. :smalltongue:

But he can make them all epic!

Let Mad do it, he is the best, and he can control everything.
All hail Mad Mask :smalltongue:

[The Gremlin]

Well, Grem threatened MM into including him in a banner, so I'm sure he has to make them in order to gurantee his personal safety and that of his family.

As for the final FFF comics... I sort of passed the buck to him for that, since my skills at making action packed scenes with a lot of detailed objects (tanks, ships, etc.) is limited.

The Secret Project doesn't exist... because its not made yet.:smalltongue:

No, but it would be nice if he did.

Hey, I did not threaten him. I jokingly said that he'd better put my characters into the banner. He actually asked if he'd missed any characters.

[V'icternus]

Sheesh, just spent the better part of an hour writing mini tutorial via pm because someone needed help with an avy. Then I come to this thread in hopes that something interesting had happened during the last few days.

I then discovered that the last few pages are the equivalent of a sfw /b/.

The playground is no fun today. :smalltongue:

I said I was sorry. (But thanks, you're more helpful than, uh... Batman. Yeah. You're better than Batman.

You hear that world? Tiffanie Lirle is better than Batman!!)

Also, wow... this ABR things runs pretty deep... I'd better get a few weeks off living so I can look at the whole thing...

[The Gremlin]

I said I was sorry. (But thanks, you're more helpful than, uh... Batman. Yeah. You're better than Batman.

You hear that world? Tiffanie Lirle is better than Batman!!)

Also, wow... this ABR things runs pretty deep... I'd better get a few weeks off living so I can look at the whole thing...

Pff. Batman's a wimp.

[Khaeta]

Pff. Batman's a wimp.

Batman runs around without superpowers and fights off guys who do. He is many things, wimp is not one of them.

[Mina Kobold]

Batman runs around without superpowers and fights off guys who do. He is many things, wimp is not one of them.

I second this.

Batman is awesome, not my DC favorite but still awesome.

[The Gremlin]

Batman runs around without superpowers and fights off guys who do. He is many things, wimp is not one of them.

His costume is lame, his name is worse. At least Superman, while bland, has an accurate name. Batman? He doesn't really do many bat things.

[Fawkes]

His costume is lame, his name is worse. At least Superman, while bland, has an accurate name. Batman? He doesn't really do many bat things.

That's not really the point.

[The Gremlin]

That's not really the point.

YES IT IS!!! BATMAN SUCKS! :smallfurious:
:smalltongue:

[Bayar]

Hey guys ! What are you doi...



YES IT IS!!! BATMAN SUCKS! :smallfurious:
:smalltongue:

NO U !!! :furious:


:tongue:

[V'icternus]

Holy Thread-Derail, Batman, look what I did with one post! One post!

You guys are worse than the Random Banter crew...

[BRC]

Holy Thread-Derail, Batman, look what I did with one post! One post!

You guys are worse than the Random Banter crew...
No we're not, we can keep one topic going for... Waffles are more delicious than pancakes.

[V'icternus]

No they're not!

I mean...
Uh...

I know, something on topic!

Can someone please give me a rundown of what exactly ABR is. I have a pretty good idea, but a link to some actual guidlines would be good...

[Bayar]

No they're not!

I mean...
Uh...

I know, something on topic!

Can someone please give me a rundown of what exactly ABR is. I have a pretty good idea, but a link to some actual guidlines would be good...

ABR is preety much an Eye of Terror combined with the plane of Xoriat.

[V'icternus]

...I... see...

Anyone else? :smalltongue:

From what I can see some are within a structured story or plotline, whereas others are just random events, but the one thing all have in common is the presence of the Avatars of people involved. Am I close?

[BRC]

ABR is like Fight Club, only with more tea cozies.
ABR is an event that the government claims was a weather balloon.
ABR was the shooter on the grassy knoll.
In 1937, ABR, along with notorious bank robber Eddie "Trigger" Mcgee went on a tri-state crime spree that ended in the shooting deaths of five police officers and the theft of over two hundred thousand dollars.
ABR is everywhere
ABR is nowhere.
ABR is currently wanted for questioning by the dept of homeland security.
ABR does not exist.
ABR is well known throughout the Chicago area for it's award winning pies and cookies.

[V'icternus]

Well, I can see you've put a lot of thought into this, at any rate...

[BRC]

Well, I can see you've put a lot of thought into this, at any rate...
ABR once led a nationwide campaign to protect the red squirrel
ABR was a renaissance artist, engineer and architect best known for designing the massive dome over the Florentine Cathedral.
ABR writes award winning science fiction novels under the pen name William DeMerit.
ABR knows eight types of martial arts, and has won several tournaments.
ABR can often be seen, unwashed and wearing ragged clothing, standing by the side of the highway yelling at cars.
ABR is folk legend told in various forms by several Native American tribes in the great plains area.
ABR graduated with top honors from M.I.T, and is currently working with Nasa on a helium based fusion reactor.
After conquering the Persian empire, ABR moved on to India, only to be turned back by low morale. It died a few years later having founded what became known as Hellenistic society.

[V'icternus]

It died? You sure?

It doesn't look quite dead to me...

[Threeshades]

No one asked him to do those, anyone can make the banners. And I'm pretty sure Threeshades, Lying, Salmon or you were supposed to make the last FFF comic. And the secret project doesn't exist.
... And he doesn't actually have to make the first FI either. :smalltongue:

How would I make the last comic if I dont even know how it ends? I hardly even understand why the pikachus and the penguins are so mad at each other.

[Mina Kobold]

His costume is lame, his name is worse. At least Superman, while bland, has an accurate name. Batman? He doesn't really do many bat things.

The point of his costume is that to fight evil and strike fear into it's ranks he must become his own fear (bats). Sort of like to defeat it he must become it.

@V'ic: ABR has random kills which was the original purpose of it, you drawn your avatar killing someone else's avatar and so on. In time this evolved into plots with actual stories and rules, we are currently ending our most long running one named Fat Fish Fury to make a darker and edgier (and with less omni-potent mages) sequel named Future Imperfect, so we suggest you wait for the new one to join in on that. There are other interesting plots whose archives can (along with the FFF one) be found on the first page of one of the threads, they include The Journey Home, a plot about a dimension travelling team trying to get their leader Xartyve2 home to his dimension, and The Sea Scoundrels, a pirate plot with a minimum of magic. :smallsmile:

[V'icternus]

Thank you. Now that's helpful.

And random kills I could do... (Though tend to hurt-kill my own characters more than anyone elses...)

[EleventhHour]

What, like this one?


http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/5497/liantriuspirateeleventh.png


You should quit getting shot. And drawing yourself getting shot. :smalltongue:

[Mina Kobold]

What, like this one?


http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/5497/liantriuspirateeleventh.png


You should quit getting shot. And drawing yourself getting shot. :smalltongue:

We got an art thread for comics, visit it and put it there please :smallsmile:

We only post anners and pictures of the characters here.

no harm meant :smallsmile:

[V'icternus]

She was just providing an example, seeing as that was actually done by me, and is relevant to the conversation at hand. I doubt it was intended as the showing of art, it was just a way of putting her point across.

And yes, Eleventh, exactly like that.

[Mina Kobold]

She was just providing an example, seeing as that was actually done by me, and is relevant to the conversation at hand. I doubt it was intended as the showing of art, it was just a way of putting her point across.

And yes, Eleventh, exactly like that.

I see.

Sorry then

[V'icternus]

Don't worry about it, it was an honest mistake. :smalltongue:

Now all I need to do is think of someone to have kill me, and in what manner, and possibly why, though that's not neccesary...
Any volunteers? (With easy Avatars? That *#&^in' Pirate Avatar nearly killed me, and I was just tracing it...)

[Mina Kobold]

Don't worry about it, it was an honest mistake. :smalltongue:

Now all I need to do is think of someone to have kill me, and in what manner, and possibly why, though that's not neccesary...
Any volunteers? (With easy Avatars? That *#&^in' Pirate Avatar nearly killed me, and I was just tracing it...)

Uh, most of the time people draw their own avatar kill others not the other way around... But your choice I guess :3

[V'icternus]

But there's no-one here I'd want to kill!

...Presently...

But finding funny situations in which I die? Hilarious and easy. In the previously depicted image, I'm both making a bad pun and trying to come on to a pirate woman with a gun. Needless to say, hilarity ensued. Well, death, actually... but you get the picture.

[Bayar]

Don't worry about it, it was an honest mistake. :smalltongue:

Now all I need to do is think of someone to have kill me, and in what manner, and possibly why, though that's not neccesary...
Any volunteers? (With easy Avatars? That *#&^in' Pirate Avatar nearly killed me, and I was just tracing it...)

You getting killed by Nightwing ? Would be a bit weird, but it might work.

[V'icternus]

Hmm, we'll see... we'll see...

I might have to wait until it's not 3:30AM, though...

[Mina Kobold]

Hmm, we'll see... we'll see...

I might have to wait until it's not 3:30AM, though...

It ain't over here, so make a comic! :smalltongue:

[V'icternus]

It might not be done before I go to sleep, but to make any progress at all, I'd need to know more about Nightwing... likes & dislikes, attitude, anything like that. Silent killer, or pun-slinging assassin? Up-close and personal or traps and ranged weaponry?

[-skimmer-]

It might not be done before I go to sleep, but to make any progress at all, I'd need to know more about Nightwing... likes & dislikes, attitude, anything like that. Silent killer, or pun-slinging assassin? Up-close and personal or traps and ranged weaponry?

Enjoy....... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nightwing)

[Keris]

I'd need to know more about Nightwing... likes & dislikes, attitude, anything like that.
He's ABR's designated "punching bag" character. It was tradition for a while that new members would make him their initial kill.

[V'icternus]

Cool. So have my first submission be a reverse of that would be pretty funny...

Thanks for that.

[Nameless]

How would I make the last comic if I dont even know how it ends? I hardly even understand why the pikachus and the penguins are so mad at each other.

Pfft, I dunno. It all seems kinda silly to me. You're the main character, you should know these things. :smalltongue:

[Lyinginbedmon]

How would I make the last comic if I dont even know how it ends? I hardly even understand why the pikachus and the penguins are so mad at each other.

For the pikachu's it's imperialism, for the penguins it's the Cuban missile crisis.

[V'icternus]

...This plot line has already enthralled me, and all I know is that there's arguing between two bizzare groups over crazy reasons... I'll have to read it all.

*Erases "life" from things to do this month*

[Tiffanie Lirle]

<giant block of text>
http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/368/nightwingvsliantrius.png

<more text>

Huzzah, the art in this is waaaaaaaay better compared to what you were drawing.

My work here is done.

[Elder Tsofu]

(With easy Avatars? That *#&^in' Pirate Avatar nearly killed me, and I was just tracing it...)

He, good work btw.
I was unsure for a while there if you just modified mine or actually remade it yourself. (although most signs were pointing toward recreation)

[V'icternus]

Huzzah, the art in this is waaaaaaaay better compared to what you were drawing.

My work here is done.

Thanks. Means a lot coming from someone of your experience in being critical of others work. :smalltongue:


He, good work btw.
I was unsure for a while there if you just modified mine or actually remade it yourself. (although most signs were pointing toward recreation)

Heh, yeah, traced it. You'll notice some bits missing (dangling parts from bits of clothe, etc.) Also, the gun-smoke was black, whereas yours was grey...

And there was so... much... detail... You're very, very good. It took ages to trace the thing... the actual comic part was a breeze compared to that.

Just glad to combine the teachings of Tiffane with the traced artwork of Tsofu.

[Elder Tsofu]

Meh, anyone can cram a 120x120 full with details. The hard thing is to make an good-looking avatar without too much detail (or any at all). If you manage that, then you will probably go a long way. :smallsmile:
I personally struggle with the details-part, but my relatively thick outline helps me as it prevents much in that area.
And by all means copy/steal, or rather, let yourself be inspired by the concept when you see something nice on an avatar.
And you shouldn't have too much trouble finding easy-drawn targets in ABR, they tend (for some reason) to use avatars which you can modify with ease.
But time to head out, gl with the battles.

[Falgorn]

The only thing you can do is make things worse. :smalltongue:

...Ouch.:smallfrown:
Meeps and heads off to a corner, to sulk.

[The Gremlin]

Huzzah, the art in this is waaaaaaaay better compared to what you were drawing.

My work here is done.

Yeah, it looks pretty awesome.

[DoomITP]

Can someone send me a PM when FI starts. :smalltongue:

[SinisterPenguin]

Man, ABR has been moving slooowly recently...no one seems be making many comics, and not even the discussion thread is very active (well, aside from all that spam a few days ago). :smallfrown:

[CrimsonAngel]

Making a kill, time to ruff up the new guy.

But first...
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e381/CrimsonAngelChris/g45.png

crap need to fix it!

[Lyinginbedmon]

I'm presently out of the country so I haven't been by as often to chat and whatnot, I'll see about getting a kill or something out when I get back as I should have some free time left before Uni kicks off.

[Khaeta]

I'll see what I can do about killing people, it might spark some discussion (if I can find time :smallyuk: stupid schoolwork).

*walks off mumbling something about meteor swarm and high explosives*

[kpenguin]

You know, I sometimes feel we should set up an IRC channel for ABR, if only to divert the off-topic discussion away from the discussion threads.

[Darklord Bright]

You know, I sometimes feel we should set up an IRC channel for ABR, if only to divert the off-topic discussion away from the discussion threads.

T'would be a neat idea. Also easy to link to in first posts.

[V'icternus]

Making a kill, time to ruff up the new guy.

But first...
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e381/CrimsonAngelChris/g45.png

crap need to fix it!

...Did someone cut off his finger aready? :smalltongue:

Oh, and fee free to update his death count. It's fun.

[Mina Kobold]

You know, I sometimes feel we should set up an IRC channel for ABR, if only to divert the off-topic discussion away from the discussion threads.

IRC? What's that :smallconfused:

[X2]

My hand is better now, so expect a comic! And more of me around ABR...

What's new?

[Threeshades]

IRC? What's that :smallconfused:

IIRC, IRC is a Chat-program. Much like most Messengers, except that you can set up a channel for people to log into and talk to everyone in there at once instead of logging into the whole messenger community but only talking to one at a time.

[V'icternus]

My hand is better now, so expect a comic! And more of me around ABR...

What's new?

Uhh... me? :smalltongue:

But asside from that, I don't know, as I'm new.

[Keris]

IIRC, IRC is a Chat-program.

It's a protocol, not a program. You can use one of a multitude of IRC (Internet Relay Chat) clients to connect to IRC channels.

[CrimsonAngel]

Uhh... me? :smalltongue:

But asside from that, I don't know, as I'm new.

What's the red and silver thing on your chest?

[The Gremlin]

It's a protocol, not a program. You can use one of a multitude of IRC (Internet Relay Chat) clients to connect to IRC channels.

Wow, sorry, but that looked really pompous. :smalleek::smalltongue:

[SinisterPenguin]

Wow, sorry, but that looked really pompous. :smalleek::smalltongue:

Do you mean pedantic, by any chance? Nothing seemed terribly self-important about that post to me... :smallconfused:

Fake edit: Wow, now I realized that I'm being pedantic. :smalltongue:

[Fawkes]

Well, Keris is our resident pedant.

[The Gremlin]

Do you mean pedantic, by any chance? Nothing seemed terribly self-important about that post to me... :smallconfused:

Fake edit: Wow, now I realized that I'm being pedantic. :smalltongue:

Ah yes, sorry, Keris. You are not pompous. I didn't mean to be rude. :smallfrown::smalltongue:

[Fawkes]

To be fair, he is a little pompous.

[The Gremlin]

To be fair, he is a little pompous.

Yeah, maybe a mite bit. However he's mostly pedantic.

[Fawkes]

Yeah, maybe a mite bit. However he's mostly pedantic.

Well, that goes without saying.

[V'icternus]

What's the red and silver thing on your chest?

Gold amulet with red gem that happens to be hard to make out with skin as a background?

[X2]

Injured my hand again, this time in a fight (I didn't start it!)...:smallannoyed:

It's not too bad so I should be back soon.

[Darklord Bright]

Injured my hand again, this time in a fight (I didn't start it!)...:smallannoyed:

It's not too bad so I should be back soon.

I'm starting to feel very sorry for that hand. Can I give it a get well soon card?

[X2]

I'm starting to feel very sorry for that hand. Can I give it a get well soon card?

It says thanks

[CrimsonAngel]

Injured my hand again, this time in a fight (I didn't start it!)...:smallannoyed:

It's not too bad so I should be back soon.

..... *pokes your hand*

[V'icternus]

Bad Crimson! Don't make me kill you like I killed Nightw-

Actually, never mind. I wont do that.

[CrimsonAngel]

It's boring not being at school. Atleast I get to see my freinds at the aerodome tonight... Oh crap my random kill!

[Mina Kobold]

Injured my hand again, this time in a fight (I didn't start it!)...:smallannoyed:

It's not too bad so I should be back soon.

I'm starting to feel sorry for it too :smallfrown: and worried :smalleek:

Maybe what it need ain't a get well card but some adamantium bonding *puts on protection glasses* Now if just I knew what I was doing :smalltongue: :smallconfused:

[Fay Graydon]

*walks in and strides to the corner*
Reveal....
*Chair appears*
*Blows off dust and sits down*

well... the rest of the Internet hates me...
You guys take me back now? *puppydog eyes*

[Keris]

well... the rest of the Internet hates me...
Aww..http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z257/kerisrain/other/ce09656c.png

You guys take me back now? *puppydog eyes*
We never said we wouldn't take you, or anyone else, back. I think it's only your inactivity on Giant that has prevented people from pestering you to return.

[Fay Graydon]

Nah... they never really cared about me...
hmmmm i think I'm a little rusty...
*Blows dust off and inkscape, trys booting it up only to have dead engine noises*
Rrrrrrh... Rrrrrrrh...
heh... yeah... just a bit XD

[SinisterPenguin]

So...I'd be interested in an ABR IRC channel as well. Anyone want to set it up? I don't really know much about IRC.

In other news...I'm bored. Entertain me, ABR slaves! :smallfurious: :smalltongue:

[Fay Graydon]

*taps Sinister*
Hi... im back BTW....
Oblitterate...
*BOOM*
Still got it :smallcool:

[SinisterPenguin]

*taps Sinister*
Hi... im back BTW....

Yeah, I noticed your two posts directly above mine. :smalltongue:


Oblitterate...
*BOOM*
Still got it :smallcool:

Curse you! :smallfurious:

[Fay Graydon]

:smallbiggrin:
that is all

[-skimmer-]

Oh, it's you. Now it's like 3rd time you came back again, isn't it?

[Grim ranger]

ask and ye shall receive. Random kill due to tomorrow :smalltongue:

@V: ANTI-LIFE JUSTIFIES MY HATE! ANTI-LIFE JUSTIFIES MY HAAAAAATE!!! :smallfurious:

:smalltongue:

[Keris]

ask and ye shall receive. Random kill due to tomorrow :smalltongue:

Pshaw. I pledge that I shall provide an actual, canon, plot moving comic tomorrow*!

*Obviously, definitions of "tomorrow" may vary depending on time zones.

[Khaeta]

Pshaw. I pledge that I shall provide an actual, canon, plot moving comic tomorrow*!

*Obviously, definitions of "tomorrow" may vary depending on time zones.

Wh-wh-what? :smalleek:
P-p-plot? This is ABR! You can't DO that!

[SinisterPenguin]

Wh-wh-what? :smalleek:
P-p-plot? This is ABR! You can't DO that!

Plot? What plot? :smallconfused:

[Mina Kobold]

Plot? What plot? :smallconfused:

As it was Keris who said it I bet it's Plot 3 if he still has hope for it.

[chriky]

Is MM still around or has he just left us? :smallconfused::smalleek:

EDIT - Isn't it talk like a pirate day?

[V'icternus]

Aye, it be Talk Like a Pirate Day!

I woulda thought it'd have been obvious with 'alf the Playground actin' all Piratey and whatnot.

[CrimsonAngel]

Arghhh, I'll ring tha' firt'n ta' disobey me. Argghhhh.

[Khaeta]

Momeeee, there's people in the comic thread and they're being weird and I can't understand them and they're posting random things that don't make sense! WAAAAAAAAAAH!

Seriously, does anyone else have any idea what he was trying to say? :smallconfused:

[-skimmer-]

Momeeee, there's people in the comic thread and they're being weird and I can't understand them and they're posting random things that don't make sense! WAAAAAAAAAAH!

Seriously, does anyone else have any idea what he was trying to say? :smallconfused:

I think it was attempt to resuscitate our art thread.......Arr!

[T-O-E]

I think he was trying to bump the thread from inactivity. But I'm not sure.

[Khaeta]

I think it was attempt to resuscitate our art thread.......Arr!

Oh...tha'd make sense. Ya think somebody oughta tell 'im art threads are immortal, an' canna die?

[SinisterPenguin]

Oh...tha'd make sense. Ya think somebody oughta tell 'im art threads are immortal, an' canna die?

Or we could tell him that you're not allowed to post non-art in the art thread...

Anyway, I refuse to talk like a pirate, because it's painful to me to both read and write pirate-speak. :smallsigh:

[V'icternus]

TLAPD is over here now... *Sigh* Oh well...

[kpenguin]

Ye scurvy Australians! 'tis only a quarter past 9 AM here!

[Moskstraumen]

Hi, hope I'm not interrupting something. I'd just like to say, I love ABR, and may be joining, if it's okay with all of you.

[Nameless]

*pokes plot* Nope, nothing. e_e

[SinisterPenguin]

Hi, hope I'm not interrupting something. I'd just like to say, I love ABR, and may be joining, if it's okay with all of you.

Welcome and stuff. :smallsmile:


*pokes plot* Nope, nothing. e_e

*sigh* :smallfrown:

[Khaeta]

Hi, hope I'm not interrupting something. I'd just like to say, I love ABR, and may be joining, if it's okay with all of you.

Sure, welcome! I hope you're not expecting a plot, though >.>
It kinda died. A while ago. And now the thread is boring, 'cause MM hasn't been around and there's no more real conversation. Witch burnings don't count. So...yeah, if you wanna start random killing people and start that up, that's about all that has any potential of going on around here...
[/whine]
[/nonsensical, rambling post]

[Lyinginbedmon]

Well I'm back now, so short of catching up with my buffer again and sorting out Uni...

[V'icternus]

Pfft, neither of those things are more important than the Playground!

...To me.

But then, I am here at 3:30AM... so maybe I'm a little too pro-Playground...

[SinisterPenguin]

Ooh, I know how we can start a conversation!

So, serious question, you guys: Sinister Penguin: great character or greatest character? :smalltongue:


Sure, welcome! I hope you're not expecting a plot, though >.>

Plot? What plot? :smallconfused:

[V'icternus]

Great character.

To kill.

[Moskstraumen]

Ooh, I know how we can start a conversation!

So, serious question, you guys: Sinister Penguin: great character or greatest character? :smalltongue:



Plot? What plot? :smallconfused:

I've been reading, Sinister. I like that Skimmer character.
Your's is pretty great, too. :smallbiggrin:

[SinisterPenguin]

Great character.

To kill.

If that were the case, people would actually kill me... :smallfrown:


I've been reading, Sinister. I like that Skimmer character.
Your's is pretty great, too. :smallbiggrin:

Why thank you. :smallsmile:

[-skimmer-]

[/whine]
[/nonsensical, rambling post]

Finished?
Good.
Report for your termination citizen. Happiness is mandatory!


I've been reading, Sinister. I like that Skimmer character.
Your's is pretty great, too. :smallbiggrin:

You're welcome:smallsmile:

[V'icternus]

If that were the case, people would actually kill me... :smallfrown:

Aww, I'll kill you, don't worry.

Got a default Avatar, or do I just use that one? I don't want to go Avatar hunting right now...

[Lemming]

Report for your termination citizen. Happiness is mandatory!
That's a depressing thought. :smallfrown:
Wait a second... :smalleek:
No! Where are you taking me?? I'm happy I tell you!
Happyyy...

[V'icternus]

"I don't want to go on the cart..."

"Oh, don't be such a baby!"

"I feel happy, I feel happy!"

*Clonk*

[SinisterPenguin]

Aww, I'll kill you, don't worry.

Got a default Avatar, or do I just use that one? I don't want to go Avatar hunting right now...

http://i659.photobucket.com/albums/uu320/SinisterPenguin/sinisterpenguin.png

Alternatively, you can use the pre-FI version:

http://i659.photobucket.com/albums/uu320/SinisterPenguin/sinisterpenguinfff.png

[V'icternus]

Cool, you'll soon be dead. Happy now? :smallbiggrin:

[SinisterPenguin]

Cool, you'll soon be dead. Happy now? :smallbiggrin:

Indeed I am. :smallbiggrin:

[-skimmer-]

Dead people = happy people?

Dead = happy

....

hmm

[Moskstraumen]

...
Don't kill me? Please?

[Nameless]

...
Don't kill me? Please?

You heard him. Kill him!

[Moskstraumen]

You heard him. Kill him!

...*whimpers*
*Throws a stick at Nameless*

[Nameless]

...*whimpers*
*Throws a stick at Nameless*

owch.

._.

[Khaeta]

Yeah, we definitely need some random kills :smallbiggrin:
Maybe after I finish this essay :smallyuk:

[Mina Kobold]

Dead people = happy people?

Dead = happy

....

hmm

:smalleek: I-it's an emotion or sensation m-master, and w-we can't feel either unless alive.

*Sneaks into room I'm sure ain't surveyed* "We need to stop it, it has started to think itself, and it ain't good thoughts. We must hur...! Whats t-that red l-light?:smalleek: Oh dear good how did they f-" [/connection lost]

[-skimmer-]

:smalleek: I-it's an emotion or sensation m-master, and w-we can't feel either unless alive.

*Sneaks into room I'm sure ain't surveyed* "We need to stop it, it has started to think itself, and it ain't good thoughts. We must hur...! Whats t-that red l-light?:smalleek: Oh dear good how did they f-" [/connection lost]

Hello citizen, here's your friend computer. Seems like you're a mutant traitor, do you need a help?

-Terminate me now.
-Terminate me now.
-Terminate me now.
-All of above.

Remember:
Trust the computer.
Computer is your friend.

[Mina Kobold]

Hello citizen, here's your friend computer. Seems like you're a mutant traitor, do you need a help?

-Terminate me now.
-Terminate me now.
-Terminate me now.
-All of above.

Remember:
Trust the computer.
Computer is your friend.

(mutant? This computer is from X-men? Cool) Er, mutant? Traitor? I-I don't k-know what you're talking a-about. A-and Er *pulls gun and shoot camera... When surveillance is back up there's nobody there*

*hides in the old presidential safe chamber* "I-it's no use, it's everywhere pull out now! Can you hear me! Answer me!... Guys? :smalleek:-" [/end transmission]

[SinisterPenguin]

(mutant? This computer is from X-men? Cool) Er, mutant? Traitor? I-I don't k-know what you're talking a-about. A-and Er *pulls gun and shoot camera... When surveillance is back up there's nobody there*

*hides in the old presidential safe chamber* "I-it's no use, it's everywhere pull out now! Can you hear me! Answer me!... Guys? :smalleek:-" [/end transmission]

The term "mutant" isn't exclusive to X-Men. :smallconfused:

I believe this computer is from the RPG Paranoia, although I'm not completely sure.

[Mina Kobold]

The term "mutant" isn't exclusive to X-Men. :smallconfused:

I believe this computer is from the RPG Paranoia, although I'm not completely sure.

No but they are the ones most associated with stuff like mutant being a reason for destroying people... And I watched the entire Evolution series last week (and then began on TAS which I haven't finished yet).

I was just asking you know (see the little "?")

[-skimmer-]

I believe this computer is from the RPG Paranoia, although I'm not completely sure.

That information is above your security clearance citizen, now report for your termination. Ha! I didn't say "Computer says...". You lose. Report for your termination.

....

Whew, that was close....


Yeah, I found bunch of manuals worth of 400MB (approx. few thousand pages) about this game 3 days ago. Currently studying that jewel.

[BRC]

Skimmer, I approve of your avatar, very much so...Of course, to do otherwise would be TREASON!

[V'icternus]

There you go, Sinister. One VS comic all about you.

And before you ask, I was on choclate.

[SinisterPenguin]

Nicely done...

Perhaps I'll make a retaliation kill.

[Mina Kobold]

That information is above your security clearance citizen, now report for your termination. Ha! I didn't say "Computer says...". You lose. Report for your termination.

....

Whew, that was close....


Yeah, I found bunch of manuals worth of 400MB (approx. few thousand pages) about this game 3 days ago. Currently studying that jewel.

Sounds fun, wish I knew anything about it :invisiblefrown:

Ha, it will never find me here! The president sure did a good job with this place, the president... Whom was terminated even though he had it :smalleek:

[V'icternus]

Go ahead, Sinister.

Do you approve of the random fish-slap? Well, SHLAP!, actually, but you know, whatever.

[Bayar]

...*whimpers*
*Throws a stick at Nameless*

OMG ! He is Nightwing ! KILL HIM !!!

[V'icternus]

Do you or do you not remember my last encounter with Nightwing? If it is him, I'm not trying to kill him!

[-skimmer-]

Skimmer, I approve of your avatar, very much so...Of course, to do otherwise would be TREASON!

Good answer clone Bloodyredc-O-MIE, have some bennies. Now, did you met some commie traitors on your way here?



Sounds fun, wish I knew anything about it :invisiblefrown:

Ha, it will never find me here! The president sure did a good job with this place, the president... Whom was terminated even though he had it :smalleek:

Hello citizens, computer speaking. Attention is mandatory.

Traitorous, mutant, scum Ke-V-EAK who attempted to destroy the computer, you are ordered to report to happy-time, recreational, termination, SPA and resort and wait for further instructions.

Have a good day-cycle.

[Mina Kobold]

Good answer clone Bloody-R, have some bennies. Now, did you met some commie traitors on your way here?




Hello citizens, computer speaking. Attention is mandatory.

Traitorous, mutant, scum Ke-V-EAK who attempted to destroy the computer, you are ordered to report to happy-time, recreational, termination, SPA and resort and wait for further instructions.

Have a good day-cycle.

You are everywhere aren't you?

What are you gonna do if I don't obey? Besides, if I'm terminated many people will be unhappy but if I ain't people will also be unhappy, what are you gonna do about that?

[V'icternus]

Remove you from the equation to preserve happiness then implicate other protocols to ensure the happiness of those who disliked your sudden death? :smalltongue:

[Mina Kobold]

Remove you from the equation to preserve happiness then implicate other protocols to ensure the happiness of those who disliked your sudden death? :smalltongue:

They were still unhappy and the computer may not make people unhappy. :smalltongue:

[V'icternus]

Faulty programming. Some people are opposed to computers, and the existance of computers therefore makes them happy. Exceptions must be acceptable in the case of vast majorities. Otherwise primary programming cannot be completed at all, and system will terminate, just like if you order someone to never jump or they'll die, then tell them to jump or they'll die.

[Mina Kobold]

Faulty programming. Some people are opposed to computers, and the existance of computers therefore makes them happy. Exceptions must be acceptable in the case of vast majorities. Otherwise primary programming cannot be completed at all, and system will terminate, just like if you order someone to never jump or they'll die, then tell them to jump or they'll die.

I think I'll just report for termination :smalleek:

*walks down to termination*

[V'icternus]

Logic: 1,709,080,024
Keveak: 3

[-skimmer-]

If you don't obey your friend computer, then you're a traitor, and citizens get rewarded if they shoot a traitor.

When (yes, it's "when" and not "if") you'll be finally terminated, your friend computer fix the problem, activate your backup clone with all your memory (including you being hit with a tacnuke, so wont do traitorous stuff in the future) and you can happily return to your work in food vats together with your friendly citizens.

We also offer happy pills for clones who may fall in depression due to continuous terminations.

[V'icternus]

Logic: 1,709,080,025
Keveak: -5

[Mina Kobold]

Logic: 1,709,080,024
Keveak: 3

:smallfrown: That's not a nice thing to say, he make me unhappy computer, he should get terminated for creating unhappiness right? :smallbiggrin:

...

Override of clone Ke-V-EAK-II brain complete. The resistance lives on... [/inner monologue]


Logic: 1,709,080,025
Keveak: -5

He is spreading more unhappy thoughts :smallfrown::smallbiggrin: (Dude, I'm a crazy teenager who makes comics for his hobby, logic got nothing on me :smalltongue:)

[V'icternus]

:smallfrown: That's not a nice thing to say, he make me unhappy computer, he should get terminated for creating unhappiness right? :smallbiggrin:

...

Override of clone Ke-V-EAK-II brain complete. The resistance lives on... [/inner monologue]



He is spreading more unhappy thoughts :smallfrown::smallbiggrin: (Dude, I'm a crazy teenager who makes comics for his hobby, logic got nothing on me :smalltongue:)

Hmm, that's true.

Logic: 1,709,080,025
Keveak: 1

There, you get a point. :smalltongue:

[Lyinginbedmon]

Computer these two citizens seem to be aware of the rules by which the computer works, is this not information beyond their clearance level?

[-skimmer-]

Faulty programming. Some people are opposed to computers, and the existance of computers therefore makes them happy. Exceptions must be acceptable in the case of vast majorities. Otherwise primary programming cannot be completed at all, and system will terminate, just like if you order someone to never jump or they'll die, then tell them to jump or they'll die.



Hmm, that's true.

Logic: 1,709,080,025
Keveak: 1

There, you get a point. :smalltongue:

That's some traitorous knowledge you possess, clone V'icte-R-NUS. Maybe your next clone will serve me better.

@Lying: Ninja'd

[V'icternus]

I know all, I see all, and I control all. I'm a DM. :smalltongue:

Speaking of which, I should probably get planning my next session... my players are still alive, you see, and as the DM, my job is to stop that from happening, but still make it fun. :smallbiggrin:

And maybe tonight, or tommorrow, or the day after, I'll make another random kill... or, you know... a random try-to-kill-then-die.

[Mina Kobold]

Computer these two citizens seem to be aware of the rules by which the computer works, is this not information beyond their clearance level?

There are rules by which the computer works? Dear friend that's blasphemy :smallbiggrin:

[-skimmer-]

There are rules by which the computer works? Dear friend that's blasphemy :smallbiggrin:

Ke-V_EAK II

(It's supposed to be Ke-V-EAK-2, but close enough:smallbiggrin:)

(Yes, there are rules for that)

[V'icternus]

:smallsigh:

I dream of a world where everyone reads forum rules, board rules and first posts in threads before posting...

I then wake up from that dream with a mighty fish "SHMACK!" to the face.

[BRC]

There are rules by which the computer works? Dear friend that's blasphemy :smallbiggrin:
Blasphemy: Identified as Twitchtalk used by the traitorous secret societies the Romantics and the FCCP. Friend Computer, do I have permission to terminate this traitorous scum?

Also, he's using Parenthesis. I can't read what's in them, because anything in Parenthesis is classified YELLOW clearance or above, but it requires INDIGO clearance or above to use Parenthesis.

[Mina Kobold]

(It's supposed to be Ke-V-EAK-2, but close enough:smallbiggrin:)

(Yes, there are rules for that)

(Happy citizes don't need to get it right:smalltongue:)

(That's above Ke-V-EAK-2's clearance level... Though the resistance know it but they are sneaky)

EDIT:


Blasphemy: Identified as Twitchtalk used by the traitorous secret societies the Romantics and the FCCP. Friend Computer, do I have permission to terminate this traitorous scum?

Also, he's using Parenthesis. I can't read what's in them, because anything in Parenthesis is classified YELLOW clearance or above, but it requires INDIGO clearance or above to use Parenthesis.

>_>
<_<
*uses undetectable mind probing on BRC* You are a threath to the resistance. The resistance will liberate the people and is thus more important than your miserable life, you will either join the resistance or be terminated, you got 4 seconds to choose before option B is chosen for you. Have a nice day :smallbiggrin: [/telepathy]

[ClericOfBelker]

*Soul Bind to ABR Thread(on everyone except Nameless)*
POST ALREADY!!!


Also my avatar in ABR is a Halfling Cleric named Belkor.
(I don't have Inkscape :smallfrown: )

[BRC]

(Happy citizes don't need to get it right:smalltongue:)

(That's above Ke-V-EAK-2's clearance level... Though the resistance know it but they are sneaky)

EDIT:



>_>
<_<
*uses undetectable mind probing on BRC* You are a threath to the resistance. The resistance will liberate the people and is thus more important than your miserable life, you will either join the resistance or be terminated, you got 4 seconds to choose before option B is chosen for you. Have a nice day :smallbiggrin: [/telepathy]
FRIEND COMPUTER, I WOULD LIKE TO REPORT AN UNREGISTERED-
*Gets Terminated*

[Mina Kobold]

*Soul Bind to ABR Thread(on everyone except Nameless)*
POST ALREADY!!!


Also my avatar in ABR is a Halfling Cleric named Belkor.
(I don't have Inkscape :smallfrown: )

(you should get it it's free)

Join the computer! Resistance!! we got cake :smallbiggrin:

EDIT:

FRIEND COMPUTER, I WOULD LIKE TO REPORT AN UNREGISTERED-
*Gets Terminated*

*Stands in the same place not having done anything that suggest any connection to the termination* Friend computer? He appears to have been terminated. Shall I continue my normal schedule or do you require me to change them? :smallbiggrin:

Rest in peace knowing you died for an honorable cause comrade. [/inner monologue]

[V'icternus]

COB, my soul was already bound to that thread. And the last art-post there (mine) wasn't even a day ago. It's not a discussion thread, or a Silly Message Board Game. It's an art thread. They tend to move slowly because art, unlike talking, takes a while to get right. The only way to really get it moving if you want to is to make something yourself.

EDIT: ^ Isn't the cake a lie? *Has his intistines yaked out through his ears for saying that*

[ClericOfBelker]

(you should get it it's free!


Where?! :smalleek::smallbiggrin:

[Mina Kobold]

EDIT: ^ Isn't the cake a lie? *Has his intistines yaked out through his ears for saying that*

Of course not. Just continue on the tests and you will be baked [static] and then there'll be cake :smallbiggrin:

*look at intestines* I'm happy I'm not on cleaning schedule today :smallbiggrin:

EDIT:


Where?! :smalleek::smallbiggrin:

(I just kinda Googled it... If you get it try checking out Trazoi's guide, I got the link in my signature)