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Dr. Bath
2009-10-02, 07:01 PM
And so, as the plastic duck of destiny has been sunk by the loofah of fate, and Old Father Time has gone wrinkly in the bath water of eternity, it must be time to pick out the short hairs of hope from the plug hole of infinity. Looks like it's my (and Ethreal's, but I haven't seen him in a while) birthday.

http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/cracked/wong/sadbear1.jpg

Huzzah.

Eon
2009-10-02, 07:03 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Recaiden
2009-10-02, 07:04 PM
Happy Birthday! Congratulations to our favorite bathtub.:smallbiggrin:

Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins
2009-10-02, 07:05 PM
Happy birthday, you old bathtub jockey.

In fact, happy birthday FOR EVERYONE!

*throws around confetti*

Alteran
2009-10-02, 07:09 PM
Happy birthday, Archimedes Dr. Bath!

Green Bean
2009-10-02, 07:10 PM
Happy Birthday!
How long do you figure until someone posts that PBF comic? :smalltongue:

Starscream
2009-10-02, 07:24 PM
Hooray for getting older!

I myself plan to go quite mad right around retirement age. My goal in life is to be able to act like Professor Farnsworth and have people dismiss it as me just being old.

Crimmy
2009-10-02, 07:24 PM
Happee Berfday!
http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF032-Todays_My_Birthday.gif

Alteran
2009-10-02, 07:26 PM
How long do you figure until someone posts that PBF comic? :smalltongue:

I'm guessing it'll be about 14 minutes after your post. :smallwink:

EleventhHour
2009-10-02, 07:28 PM
Happy Birthday Doktor Bath!

You get a new rubber duckie for the tub. :smallbiggrin:

Viera Champion
2009-10-02, 08:25 PM
Happy birthday!!!

Thufir
2009-10-02, 08:27 PM
Happy birthday Bath.

Gem Flower
2009-10-02, 08:28 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DR. BATH!!! Congo rats to the bestest bathtub in the whole Playground!!!:smallbiggrin:

Viera Champion
2009-10-02, 09:04 PM
I feel bad now because my happy birthday message isn't big and colorful like everyone elses.

The Orange Zergling
2009-10-02, 09:10 PM
Oh hey, we share a birthday.

Happy birthday, everybody's-favorite-bathtub! :smallbiggrin:

Trai
2009-10-02, 09:15 PM
Happy Birthday, Dr. Bath! (And whoever else might share his birthday!)

Mauve Shirt
2009-10-02, 09:29 PM
Happy Birthday!!!! :smallbiggrin:

Assassin89
2009-10-02, 09:41 PM
Happy Birthday to the bath-themed Brit (and to everyone who share the same birthdate)

SurlySeraph
2009-10-02, 09:50 PM
Be thou benignly birthday'd, O Bathiest of Baths!

MethosH
2009-10-02, 10:07 PM
That image... That poor bear... :smalleek::smallfrown:

Fiendish_Dire_Moose
2009-10-02, 10:20 PM
Congratulations. As a Frenchman once said, "Now the matador shall dance with the blind shoemaker."

TRM
2009-10-02, 10:23 PM
That image... That poor bear... :smalleek::smallfrown:
That picture is so sad. It made me cry. :smallfrown:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BATHEY!!!

EndlessWrath
2009-10-03, 02:22 AM
i feel i'm a tad late by oh.. a few hours in doing so... but Happy Birthday Dr. Bath! hope its a good one. just remember, the cake is a lie...

-Wrath

SDF
2009-10-03, 02:57 AM
I GOT YER BIRTHDAY RIGHT HERE! /brooklynbirthday

Shikton
2009-10-03, 02:59 AM
Happy birthday! :) Here's a random picture of a dog with a party hat, hope you enjoy it.


http://blog.feefifoto.com/images/2008/02/27/party_hat_l.jpg

Mercenary Pen
2009-10-03, 03:35 AM
*Gives birthday salute*

Many happy returns.

Okay, that's sorted him out, now just need to deal with Prof. Sink's anniversary next week

Fredthefighter
2009-10-03, 03:35 AM
Happy birthday Dr.Bath! Have a great day!
:smile:

Serpentine
2009-10-03, 03:53 AM
http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/cracked/wong/sadbear1.jpgThey crop this picture too much. Just around the corner:
http://www.mypersonalizedbears.com/Bear_Clowns.gif
Also, that was brilliant! :smallbiggrin:

Hoppy Boffday, and enjoy your AFONAL :smallsmile:

Nameless
2009-10-03, 05:20 AM
Happy birthday, you sarcastic, cynical Doctor. :smalltongue:

Anuan
2009-10-03, 05:28 AM
Happy birthday to you =D

V'icternus
2009-10-03, 05:35 AM
Happy Birthday! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzXO_5e8oO0)

Once a year we celebrate,
with stupid hats and plastic plates,
The fact that you were able to make
another trip around the sun.
And the whole clan gathers Ďround,
and gifts and laughter do abound.
And we let out a joyful sound
and sing that stupid song.

Happy birthday!
Now youíre one year older.
Happy birthday!
Your life still isnít over.
Happy birthday!
You did not accomplish much.
But you didnít die this year, I guess thatís good enough.

So letís drink to your fading health,
and hope you donít remind yourself,
your chance of finding fame and wealth,
decrease with every year.
ĎCause if you feel youíre doing laps,
and eating food and taking naps,
and hoping that someday perhaps
your life may hold some cheer.

Happy birthday!
What have you done that matters?
Happy birthday!
Youíre starting to get fatter.
Happy birthday!
Itís downhill from now on.
Try not to remind yourself your best years are all gone.

If cryogenics were all free,
then you could live like Walt Disney.
And live for all eternity,
inside a block of ice.
But instead your time is set.
This is the only life you get.
And though it hasnít ended yet,
sometimes you wish it might.

Happy birthday!
You wish you had more money.
Happy birthday!
Your lifeís so sad itís funny.
Happy birthday!
How much more can you take?
But your friends are hungry, so just cut the stupid cake.

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Dear...

Uh...

*Checks name* Oh, right...

Dr. Bath!

Dallas-Dakota
2009-10-03, 10:00 AM
Happy birthday, have a batherithific day!

Kaelaroth
2009-10-03, 10:02 AM
Happy Birthday matey. :smallsmile:

Elder Tsofu
2009-10-03, 10:04 AM
Happy birthday o thou born in the season of rich orange and red. :smallsmile:

Mordokai
2009-10-03, 11:18 AM
Happy birthday matey. Here's one to your health and to many more bashed zombie skulls :smallbiggrin:

Zar Peter
2009-10-03, 11:19 AM
Happy Bathday!

I'll take your avatar for this week because of it! Long life the Bath!!!

Dr. Bath
2009-10-03, 06:51 PM
Thank you for the kind words. It was not however the best birthday. I slept for most of it then only went out for a couple of hours with the sole person in manchester who both remembered my birthday and could be bothered to get out of bed.

I got a book about clouds. That's it.

It was ok as birthdays go. I guess. Most people forgot though.

Pika...
2009-10-03, 06:54 PM
And so, as the plastic duck of destiny has been sunk by the loofah of fate, and Old Father Time has gone wrinkly in the bath water of eternity, it must be time to pick out the short hairs of hope from the plug hole of infinity. Looks like it's my (and Ethreal's, but I haven't seen him in a while) birthday.

http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/cracked/wong/sadbear1.jpg

Huzzah.

So how much time you figure you have left?


ps. That image made me sad. :smallconfused:

Dr. Bath
2009-10-03, 06:59 PM
I dunno. Forty years. Give or take. If I last longer than that the risk of heart attack and chance of going blind go through the rood though. It's not so bad.

That would be because it is a depressing depressing picture courtesy of nedroid picture diary which summed up my feelings for today quite succinctly.

Deathslayer7
2009-10-03, 07:02 PM
Happy Birthday Bath!

*apoligies for the late wishes. didn't see the thread. <.<

Pika...
2009-10-03, 07:12 PM
I dunno. Forty years. Give or take. If I last longer than that the risk of heart attack and chance of going blind go through the rood though. It's not so bad.

Genetic issues I see?

When is natural selection finally going to make a comeback in our species. :smallannoyed:



That would be because it is a depressing depressing picture courtesy of nedroid picture diary which summed up my feelings for today quite succinctly.

Don't feel so bad.

I actually forgot my own birthday last year. Remember at like 2:00am in the next morning. :smallsmile:

Trog
2009-10-04, 02:09 PM
*Belated Bath Birthday Bear Hug* :smallbiggrin:

Coplantor
2009-10-04, 08:35 PM
Congratulations Bathman! Have a happy birthday!