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Rutskarn
2009-10-07, 02:23 AM
He's not actually networthy, as far as I can figure, and will possibly never read this post. It's really only your innate sense of decency that's stopping you from insulting him instead of wishing him the most awesome birthday thing of all time.

Which was actually technically a while ago, by his timekeeping. So it's already happened.Your wishes mean absolutely nothing. Not that they would have meant anything, anyway.

Happy Birthday. You smell.

Serpentine
2009-10-07, 02:48 AM
Pfft, whatever. Wuv oo thweety-pie.

Also: "You smell" was my default insult for a very long time, 'til recently :smalltongue: Now it's sort of evolved into just calling people "Stinky" and "stinky-butt", and variations of same.

Pika...
2009-10-07, 05:26 AM
Wow. This brithday thread is a bit different.

Phase
2009-10-07, 05:30 AM
happy birthday...

maget

Moonshadow
2009-10-07, 05:40 AM
I have only a vague inkling as to who you are, but I hate you anyways.

Many crappy returns of the day :smallbiggrin:

Mauve Shirt
2009-10-07, 06:48 AM
Happy birthday. May your cake be full of bees.

Assassin89
2009-10-07, 07:05 AM
Happy birthday, maggot. May your cake be a lie.

Faulty
2009-10-07, 07:32 AM
If you're reading this Zero, may you be backstabbed a thousand times.

Lord Herman
2009-10-07, 07:49 AM
A pox upon you, Player Zero! May a rabid badger devour your spleen!

...also, happy AFONAL day!

GoC
2009-10-07, 07:55 AM
:smallconfused:

Thufir
2009-10-07, 08:30 AM
Hey, Zero. I trust that the iterated sum of digits of the day s.t.

tday=[Time in days since you were born]/365.25=20

results in an answer of 1.

Faulty
2009-10-07, 08:40 AM
:smallconfused:

You obviously have not played TF2 with Player_Zero or lurked the Valve thread. :smallbiggrin:

wojonatior
2009-10-07, 09:02 AM
May your cake be explosive.... MAGET!!!:smallfurious::smallfurious::smallfurious:

xyzzy
2009-10-07, 09:07 AM
http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF032-Todays_My_Birthday.gif

Trobby
2009-10-07, 09:21 AM
Happy birthday, Mister Zero! May nothing ever try to divide by you!

*EXPLODE*

Gulaghar
2009-10-07, 10:21 AM
Ummmm... have a... unhappy birthday? I guess. :smallconfused:

Lyesmith
2009-10-07, 10:25 AM
Man, there's a name I've not seen. If you stumble on this, Z, grats on not being dead. if you're now 19, you're most likely to be murdered by your spouse and not your parents.

bosssmiley
2009-10-07, 11:30 AM
Player_Zero. You're shifty, morally reprehensible, and a stark warning of the dangers of dissipation and self-abuse. I wouldn't trust you so far as I could throw you, and I always know when you've been sniffing about (my dog's been eaten, and my trash is pregnant). You're scum of the earth; but you're our scum. So we might as well commemorate the day you were evacuated into this world to lower the tone that little bit more.

Happy birthday scum! :smallwink:

(For the record: I don't play TF2 with P0, I just think he's a vile human being. :smalltongue: )

Icewalker
2009-10-07, 11:48 AM
You are descended from toads!

Impressively human society savvy toads apparently, but toads nonetheless.

Happy birth(ed-by-toads)day.

Darth Mario
2009-10-07, 12:20 PM
Mmmmffmmmff!

*sets Player_Zero on fire*

Elfin
2009-10-07, 12:22 PM
Happy birthday...

Supagoof
2009-10-07, 12:25 PM
Happy Birthday you thief! That's right, it was mine before some whipper snapper came along and stole it and all the awesomeness associated with being born on this day. :smallmad:

I guess I can share. :smallamused:

Dogmantra
2009-10-07, 12:54 PM
Just for today, I shall pretend I don't secretly hate P_Z. I'll pretend I just hate him instead.

You suck!
:smalltongue:

The Bushranger
2009-10-07, 01:01 PM
Happy birthday PZ!

Faulty
2009-10-07, 01:14 PM
Player_Zero. You're shifty, morally reprehensible, and a stark warning of the dangers of dissipation and self-abuse. I wouldn't trust you so far as I could throw you, and I always know when you've been sniffing about (my dog's been eaten, and my trash is pregnant). You're scum of the earth; but you're our scum. So we might as well commemorate the day you were evacuated into this world to lower the tone that little bit more.

Happy birthday scum! :smallwink:

(For the record: I don't play TF2 with P0, I just think he's a vile human being. :smalltongue: )

Best post in the thread by far.

Moff Chumley
2009-10-07, 07:50 PM
You're an arrogant, despicable waste of space with no purpose on this earth but to antagonize people.

Go die in a hole. :smallsmile:

Neko Toast
2009-10-07, 07:56 PM
Yeah, Zero's gone right now. Prolly won't be around for about a year.

I will wish him a happy birthday, however.

TehSheen
2009-10-07, 08:01 PM
Happy Birthday. May your cake be a lie, and may your days be filled with Spies and Sentrys.

Dr. Bath
2009-10-07, 08:02 PM
You're ok. Have a day.

Mr. Mud
2009-10-07, 08:04 PM
Cheers:

http://ny-image3.etsy.com/il_430xN.80303147.jpg

Nano
2009-10-07, 08:07 PM
Happy birthday, Zero.

Alteran
2009-10-07, 09:20 PM
You are an entirely unremarkable person, and as such I refuse to wish you a happy birthday. Instead, I shall simply wish you a birthday. Enjoy.

Moff Chumley
2009-10-07, 10:33 PM
Yeah, Zero's gone right now. Prolly won't be around for about a year.

I will wish him a happy birthday, however.

I did that 'overdoing it' thing you guys keep telling me about, didn't I? :smallsigh:

Shades of Gray
2009-10-07, 10:39 PM
You're mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries. This marks the anniversary of them producing an offspring.

Weee.

Hell Puppi
2009-10-07, 10:59 PM
Happy birthday...and know that I will never stop loving you :smalltongue:

I'm a puppi, it's what we do.

littlequietguy
2009-10-07, 11:12 PM
Have a birthday in keeping with your average birthday experience. :smallsigh:

Recaiden
2009-10-07, 11:18 PM
Happy birthday.

banjo1985
2009-10-08, 05:47 AM
Happy birthday for yesterday. I hope you did at least one thing that was truely reprehensible. :smalltongue: