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Froogleyboy
2009-10-12, 07:30 PM
Well, It turns out that my girl friend is pregnant, so . . . :smallbiggrin: I'm gonna be a daddy!

Solaris
2009-10-12, 07:32 PM
Congratulations, sucker.

MethosH
2009-10-12, 07:32 PM
Well, It turns out that my girl friend is pregnant, so . . . :smallbiggrin: I'm gonna be a daddy!

Oh hey! Good for you! I think... anyway.. Nice! :smallbiggrin:

WarBrute
2009-10-12, 07:34 PM
That's the spirit!

Blaine.Bush
2009-10-12, 07:36 PM
Aren't you in middle school? :smalleek:

CrimsonAngel
2009-10-12, 07:38 PM
Aren't you in middle school? :smalleek:

If this is true I don't want to talk to you anymore, sure it might be jelousy, or it might be the creepyness of it.

d13
2009-10-12, 07:44 PM
Aren't you in middle school? :smalleek:

Since when does that have anything to be with age, if I read that response correctly?

CrimsonAngel
2009-10-12, 07:47 PM
... Moral? My respect?

Solaris
2009-10-12, 07:47 PM
Since when does that have anything to be with age, if I read that response correctly?

How in the world would a child be able to raise a child?

Blaine.Bush
2009-10-12, 07:49 PM
Since when does that have anything to be with age, if I read that response correctly?

Most middle school students are less than 14 years old.

Now you know! (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AndKnowingIsHalfTheBattle)

Robek
2009-10-12, 07:52 PM
Most middle school students are less than 14 years old.

And now you know!

ding

There could be 18 year olds in middle school! :smallcool: (then again, I don't think 18 year olds that are still in middle school should be allowed to have children.)

Jacklu
2009-10-12, 08:04 PM
Hmmm.... revel in the joy for tonight. Because in the morning comes the crushing realization that your life as you know it has ended. I don't know the specifics, age, living status, school status, employed, ect... But having a kid means you are going to have to be an adult in the adult world. I wish you the best of luck in this endeavor. Cheers.

Rettu Skcollob
2009-10-12, 08:18 PM
Commiserations.

Anuan
2009-10-12, 08:49 PM
Wait, wait, wait. I thought you were like sixteen?

Robek
2009-10-12, 08:54 PM
I started playing when I was 11 (15 now)

Nope, guess he's 15. :smalleek:

RationalGoblin
2009-10-12, 09:03 PM
Nope, guess he's 15. :smalleek:

:smalleek: Isn't that a little young to be a dad?

Froogleyboy
2009-10-12, 09:04 PM
Okay, let me clear something up, This is a shared account, I'm 19. My little bro (who actually owns this account) is 15

Kris on a Stick
2009-10-12, 09:06 PM
Well that's not confusing at all!

Erothayce
2009-10-12, 09:08 PM
Wow dude congrats. I can't imagine having a child at 19 and I'm 20. Well Good luck and may things always work out for you and your loved ones.

20_Sided_Horror
2009-10-12, 09:09 PM
Okay, to clear things up, I made an account. Now leave my little brother alone :smallbiggrin:

Xyk
2009-10-12, 09:11 PM
Okay, let me clear something up, This is a shared account, I'm 19. My little bro (who actually owns this account) is 15

That is not a good idea on these forums where people get to know each other. Perhaps you could speak in a different color when it is the older (or younger).
New account is a better idea.

19 is still a little young in my nearly 17 year old eyes for parent-hood, but I'm not judging you, congratulations! I hope everything goes awesome! :smallbiggrin:

xPANCAKEx
2009-10-12, 09:14 PM
Commiserations.

i'll back this one as well

20_Sided_Horror
2009-10-12, 09:14 PM
That is not a good idea on these forums where people get to know each other. Perhaps you could speak in a different color when it is the older (or younger).

19 is still a little young in my nearly 17 year old eyes for parent-hood, but I'm not judging you, congratulations! I hope everything goes awesome! :smallbiggrin:

I never posted on his account to forums where ppl would confuse us (unless I actually wrote -RSL at the end of my post)

Froogleyboy
2009-10-12, 09:16 PM
Okay, let me clear something up, This is a shared account, I'm 19. My little bro (who actually owns this account) is 15

I can't believe you logged on to my account! You ass!

SDF
2009-10-12, 09:17 PM
Is this what it is like to view an existential crisis with oneself?

Anuan
2009-10-12, 09:18 PM
You guys might wanna watch that. Pretty sure it's a bannable offence.

RationalGoblin
2009-10-12, 09:19 PM
Okay, to clear things up, I made an account. Now leave my little brother alone :smallbiggrin:

Better, much better. :smalltongue:

Congratulations, though I think it's still a little young anyway.

SDF
2009-10-12, 09:19 PM
PRETTY sure that is only if one person has more than one account. *Not a mod

Froogleyboy
2009-10-12, 09:19 PM
Its been fixed now though

Trog
2009-10-12, 09:20 PM
I can't believe you logged on to my account! You ass!
Apparently that's not all he has logged in to recently. :smalltongue:

Nano
2009-10-12, 09:21 PM
Apparently that's not all he has logged in to recently. :smalltongue:

Marry me. nowwwww

SDF
2009-10-12, 09:23 PM
Apparently that's not all he has logged in to recently. :smalltongue:

http://sexwithheadphoneson.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/l_f50373d67533a887dae58e8c7b2ad9b3.jpg

Froogleyboy
2009-10-12, 09:23 PM
Apparently that's not all he has logged in to recently. :smalltongue:
Oh snap! Buuuuuuuuuurn!

Trog
2009-10-12, 09:24 PM
Marry me. nowwwww
Trog never marries on the first date.

Nano
2009-10-12, 09:25 PM
We can make it work! I'll do anything!

Anuan
2009-10-12, 09:32 PM
I lol'd like a lebanese lol'ing llama.

Trog
2009-10-12, 09:33 PM
We can make it work! I'll do anything!

Anything? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GNhdQRbXhc) :smalltongue:

You're also the second playgrounder to "propose" to Trog this week by the way. :smallwink:

Seriously. :smalleek:

Also congrats to the father to be. I hope everything works out for the best. :smallsmile:

skywalker
2009-10-12, 09:37 PM
You guys might wanna watch that. Pretty sure it's a bannable offence.

I cannot find the specific thread because board issues does not keep threads beyond the first page and I'm too lazy to trawl through Roland's posts looking for the ruling.

BUT, I am almost certain has been specifically prohibited to share an account, because of the implications: Suppose that someone committed an infraction? Who is responsible? The confusion was the primary cited concern.

However, it's not in the rules and I cannot find the "precedent post" by Roland. I am almost certain it was not said to be a "banning offense" (which is to say something you can be banned for outright), but I can't say.

Also, I don't think you get banned for having more than one account. They merely close all but your primary and transfer all posts and infractions. If you have more than enough infractions spread out to elicit a ban, however... Well, then it's a banning offense.

Also, also:

Apparently that's not all he has logged in to recently. :smalltongue:

Oh da-yum!

Anuan
2009-10-12, 09:42 PM
Okay, I stand corrected :smallredface:

RabbitHoleLost
2009-10-12, 09:45 PM
Okay, let me clear something up, This is a shared account, I'm 19. My little bro (who actually owns this account) is 15

Oh mah gawd I about had a heart attack >.<

Solaris
2009-10-12, 09:50 PM
Young by common reckoning, but I've met eighteen-year-old men and forty-year-old boys.

Belkarsbadside1
2009-10-12, 09:52 PM
congratulations. Have you considered naming him BelkarsBadside1? I think thats a wonderful name. If not, would you consider Rufus?

Trai
2009-10-12, 09:55 PM
Congratulations! Great news! :smallbiggrin:

Pika...
2009-10-12, 10:01 PM
Well, It turns out that my girl friend is pregnant, so . . . :smallbiggrin: I'm gonna be a daddy!

Congrats! I envy you so much!


ps. Be sure to get a test before you sign anything, though.

Jacklu
2009-10-12, 10:03 PM
Oh thank goodness... :smalleek: My original post still stands, but I am considerable less wary of you having a kid knowing it wasn't actually froogley. >.< Best of luck to you.

xPANCAKEx
2009-10-12, 10:04 PM
ps. Be sure to get a test before you sign anything, though.

maury has a whole nation asking "am i really the daddy" ;)

Moff Chumley
2009-10-12, 10:11 PM
@Trog: Three internets. Have them, you may. (Remember: 10 cookies to the internet, 15 internets to the Sunshine Band, and 3 Sunshine Bands to winning the game for a split second)

@20_Sided: Congratulations! Thank you for not being Froogley!

Syka
2009-10-13, 09:39 AM
Congrats. My best friend's sister had a daughter when she was 19 and stepped up admirably. The girl is adorable and unlike their older sister who pretty much had her parents raising her daughter (yet they want another one :smallconfused:), she has raised the child with limited help from her parents. I don't envy her, but she's done a damn good job and shown it is very possible.

So congratulations. :smallsmile: I'm always excited to hear about when someone is having a child who wants said child.


Plus, at least it's not me. :smallwink:

Dvil
2009-10-13, 09:47 AM
Apparently that's not all he has logged in to recently. :smalltongue:

Ooh, you went there.


@20_sided: Congrats. Any thoughts on names yet?

Telonius
2009-10-13, 09:48 AM
Congratulations! Start stocking up on the coffee now, you're in for some sleepless nights in about 9 months.

Dallas-Dakota
2009-10-13, 09:48 AM
Apparently that's not all he has logged in to recently. :smalltongue:
I'm hetero, but Trog, will you marry me?

Ps. It would be the second date, since I asked you in 2008 one time, me thinks.:smalltongue:

Sipex
2009-10-13, 09:50 AM
Congrats, my wife and I are currently trying so I can't say I don't envy you.

smellie_hippie
2009-10-13, 09:51 AM
Congratulations!

And can I just comment that finding a thread with awesome zingers and a link to Youtube humor is very frustrating to discover at work!? Damn content blockage...

Oh well, I'll just save those laughs for later this afternoon...

Trog
2009-10-13, 10:17 AM
I'm hetero, but Trog, will you marry me?

Ps. It would be the second date, since I asked you in 2008 one time, me thinks.:smalltongue:
:smalleek: Aaaand that's three proposals now (two from guys). Must be a planetary alignment or something going on.

Hmm...

Well Trog guesses that your presence would take care of the "something blue" part. Trog has "something old" covered already, of course. :smallamused:

*Tries to imagine what a marriage between two hetero males would be like and can only come up with Fight Club scenes of tie adjusting and reading aloud out of dated medical journals and riding around the house on banana seat bikes*

*reads* "I am Trog's Liver... I swell up and complain about Trog's excessive drinking." *tosses onto heap* Right. Like we all didn't see that coming.


Speaking of marriage, is that possibly also in the cards now due to the pregnancy, 20_Sided_Horror? I don't mean to pry so much as I'm searching for a tenuous way to get this back on topic. :smalltongue:

Kobold-Bard
2009-10-13, 10:24 AM
I'm 21 and I couldn't handle having a kid. Having one when I was 19 just wouldn't have happened.

Best of luck to you. Hope everything goes well :smallsmile:

Eon
2009-10-13, 03:37 PM
congratulations

thubby
2009-10-13, 03:50 PM
congratulations, you don't matter anymore.

Ichneumon
2009-10-13, 03:52 PM
I wish you the best of luck, you're going to need it. As Thubby said, your basic interests don't come first any more.

The Dark Fiddler
2009-10-13, 03:54 PM
[COLOR="Sienna"]:smalleek: Aaaand that's three proposals now (two from guys). Must be a planetary alignment or something going on.

Even though I'm a minor, will you marry me? :smalltongue:

You can make that four now. Let's try to set a world record.

You should make a "Propose to Trog" thread.

Trog
2009-10-13, 04:12 PM
Even though I'm a minor, will you marry me? :smalltongue:

You can make that four now. Let's try to set a world record.
Trog's divorcing you all and taking HALF!! :smallamused:

You should make a "Propose to Trog" thread.
Let's not and say we did. :smalltongue:

CrimsonAngel
2009-10-13, 04:19 PM
Trog... Will you marry me? :smallfrown:


Wow, I couldn't make this post for: 1 seconds.

Lycan 01
2009-10-13, 04:57 PM
Congratz, dude. :smallbiggrin:

I'm glad to see you're happy about it, and you're actually taking responsibility. I've known too many guys who didn't... Including one who got a girl pregnant, swore he'd stick with her, and then dumped her half-way through the pregnancy and started dating somebody else. :smallannoyed:


Soooo... I trust you have a way of actually providing, right? :smallconfused: Job? Residence? Time? Determination and/or responsibility? (I'd say you've got a check on the last one...)

20_Sided_Horror
2009-10-13, 05:04 PM
I'm in law school but I've picked up a job and we are room mates, so living is taken care of

Lycan 01
2009-10-13, 05:09 PM
Room mates in an apartment, I assume? I doubt they'd allow a baby in a dorm. :smalltongue:

Once again, congratulations. Good luck being the best dad ever! :smallbiggrin:

Froogleyboy
2009-10-13, 05:30 PM
Hey, hope its not a girl, you remember the bet

Yarram
2009-10-13, 05:30 PM
Woah... And I'm 18, a virgin to both alchohol and women and not looking to have children for at least another 5 years. I better get started!

Kobold-Bard
2009-10-13, 05:54 PM
Woah... And I'm 18, a virgin to both alchohol and women and not looking to have children for at least another 5 years. I better get started!

Don't do it!!! Babies will take away from your D&D time :smallcool:

Seriously though, don't make babies just to keep up with a stranger on the internet.

arguskos
2009-10-13, 05:58 PM
Don't do it!!! Babies will take away from your D&D time :smallcool:

Seriously though, don't make babies just to keep up with a stranger on the internet.
Unless you are forming the famous Paladin Baby Armor. :smallamused:

Jacklu
2009-10-13, 06:13 PM
Seriously though, don't make babies just to keep up with a stranger on the internet.

That right there might be among the best things I have ever read on this forum... I am putting much thought into sigging it. =P

EDIT: Done. :smallbiggrin:

Gulaghar
2009-10-13, 06:26 PM
Congrats, I hope you can change a diaper

Crimmy
2009-10-13, 06:34 PM
lovely, froogle.
All I can say is congrats, and make sure you teach him/her properly, and instruct him/her in the fine arts of D&Ding, RPGing, and Gaming!!!

SDF
2009-10-13, 06:51 PM
19 in law school, how does that work out?

blackfox
2009-10-13, 07:08 PM
Trog, will you marry me too? :smalltongue:


I'm glad to see you're happy about it, and you're actually taking responsibility. I've known too many guys who didn't... Including one who got a girl pregnant, swore he'd stick with her, and then dumped her half-way through the pregnancy and started dating somebody else. :smallannoyed:That happened to a friend of mine. =/ She's now engaged to someone else, who is less of a jerk, and he's gonna officially adopt her son.

19 in law school, how does that work out?If this is the same brother from Froogley's other thread, then I'd guess he's going the JAG route?

Anuan
2009-10-13, 07:15 PM
Trog should just get a little sticker in his sig that says Husband ItP. I was going to make the 'marry me' joke, but everyone got there first, so...

Pyrian
2009-10-13, 07:17 PM
Trog, will you marry me too? :smalltongue:Careful. Just 'cause he turned down everybody else doesn't mean he's going to turn down you! :smallwink:

20_Sided_Horror
2009-10-13, 07:19 PM
19 in law school, how does that work out?

Let me phrase that differently, I'm in college now, goin to law school.

Nano
2009-10-13, 07:19 PM
Careful. Just 'cause he turned down everybody else doesn't mean he's going to turn down you! :smallwink:

He better... *Rolls up sleeves menacingly.*

Froogleyboy
2009-10-13, 07:41 PM
Law school !?! I thought you were going to business school!

20_Sided_Horror
2009-10-13, 08:23 PM
Law school !?! I thought you were going to business school!

nope, you'd be wrong

Froogleyboy
2009-10-13, 08:25 PM
nope, you'd be wrong

oh, well . . . name him Varsuvius

Thatguyoverther
2009-10-13, 09:37 PM
@ Froogle

If you ever have to babysit, make sure you take the kid to the mall. Chicks dig an uncles. Unless of course you loose the baby in the food court.

@ Trog

I'd propose too, but there are laws against that sort of thing in my state.

Jacklu
2009-10-13, 11:27 PM
Would trog marry Jacklu? =3

SoD
2009-10-13, 11:39 PM
19 in law school, how does that work out?

Where's the problem? I'm 19 and a University.

And 20SH: Congratulations on your girlfriend being in the Ben Hurt way, incubating an alien life-form which will crawl out her stomach and destroy your world pregnant! congratulations all round!

Hope everything works out brilliantly.

Zeb The Troll
2009-10-14, 04:43 AM
Where's the problem? I'm 19 and a University.It's not the being in school part that caused confusion. But, at least here in the US, you have to have a BS degree before you can even apply for law school, let alone enroll. That means that if he were actually already in law school at 19, he'd have to have some unusual explanation about how he finished all of the prerequisite schooling so early.

To the pops-to-be, congratulations and good on you for stepping up. People gave me a load of crap when I had a kid so young (younger than you are) but were pleasantly surprised when I dedicated myself to doing it right. It's true you're in for a rough time if you're schooling at the same time, but don't give up on either one. Do as much reading on the subject matter as you can. Ask a lot of questions when you're at the doctor's office with her. Listen to all of the advice, but don't be afraid to disagree with any of it. You'll be just fine. :smallcool:

Gulaghar
2009-10-14, 10:32 AM
oh, well . . . name him Varsuvius

Unless of coarse Rich reveals that V is a girl, then that probably wouldn't be the best name. :smallamused:

Elfin
2009-10-14, 02:19 PM
Congratulations...hope everything turns out well.

Froogleyboy
2009-10-14, 07:09 PM
Unless of coarse Rich reveals that V is a girl, then that probably wouldn't be the best name. :smallamused:

Varsuvius is the perfect name, no matter the gender

20_Sided_Horror
2009-10-14, 07:24 PM
Varsuvius is the perfect name, no matter the gender

I doubt Marie would allow that

skywalker
2009-10-15, 12:21 AM
Seriously though, don't make babies just to keep up with a stranger on the internet.

Best. Advice. Ever.


Congrats, I hope you can change a diaper

It's really not that hard...


@ Froogle

If you ever have to babysit, make sure you take the kid to the mall. Chicks dig an uncles. Unless of course you loose the baby in the food court.

Especially if there are kobolds about...


@ Trog

I'd propose too, but there are laws against that sort of thing in my state.

Alabama, I presume?


It's not the being in school part that caused confusion. But, at least here in the US, you have to have a BS degree before you can even apply for law school, let alone enroll. That means that if he were actually already in law school at 19, he'd have to have some unusual explanation about how he finished all of the prerequisite schooling so early.

Technically, you only need a BA, which is slightly more do-able by 19... Altho I'm curious about the finances. Problem I see: Law school tends to involve loans, and debt. Parents of babies need to be making positive economic headway, not negative.


To the pops-to-be, congratulations and good on you for stepping up. People gave me a load of crap when I had a kid so young (younger than you are) but were pleasantly surprised when I dedicated myself to doing it right. It's true you're in for a rough time if you're schooling at the same time, but don't give up on either one. Do as much reading on the subject matter as you can. Ask a lot of questions when you're at the doctor's office with her. Listen to all of the advice, but don't be afraid to disagree with any of it. You'll be just fine. :smallcool:

Good on you, but there's no way I could do that. Well, I mean, there is. I absolutely would have if I had had to, but damn. That's tough. Man. Some stern stuff in this here playground, indeed.


Unless of coarse Rich reveals that V is a girl, then that probably wouldn't be the best name. :smallamused:

Never going to happen. The beauty of the humor is lost forever. It would be lunacy to reveal it, even in the last strip. Take it to the grave, Giant! (If even you have a gender for V anymore. Personally, I find it kinda annoying that people get so excited about it. V is a character, or, from the comic perspective, a person. Why is the gender so important?) [/threadjack]

Zeb The Troll
2009-10-15, 12:56 AM
Technically, you only need a BA, which is slightly more do-able by 19... Altho I'm curious about the finances. Problem I see: Law school tends to involve loans, and debt. Parents of babies need to be making positive economic headway, not negative.Just a nitpick? I meant only that you need to have a bachelor's degree, be it an arts or sciences focus. It's still a (typically) four year degree.


Good on you, but there's no way I could do that. Well, I mean, there is. I absolutely would have if I had had to, but damn. That's tough. Man. Some stern stuff in this here playground, indeed. Well, I certainly didn't plan on being a daddy at 17. :smallcool:

Trog
2009-10-17, 06:35 PM
Trog, will you marry me too? :smalltongue:
El J would never forgive me, I'm afraid. :smallwink:

As to all those who proposed I have to say no just because (pick one):

A.) I'm already married! O: No, not really. But since you picked this one I'll have to wear a ring and keep up the charade from now on. O.o

B.) There would clearly be an overdose of Awesome and people for miles around would die from the ensuing fall out. Kaboom.

C.) Because you're not really who you say you are at all *rips off mask* You're really Old Man Jenkins who owns the creepy wedding chapel! You've been scaring people away with your fake monster costume in order to make a questionable amount of money on the oil rights to the land the chapel sits on! You almost got away with it.

Blaine.Bush
2009-10-17, 06:49 PM
El J would never forgive me, I'm afraid. :smallwink:

As to all those who proposed I have to say no just because (pick one):

A.) I'm already married! O: No, not really. But since you picked this one I'll have to wear a ring and keep up the charade from now on. O.o

B.) There would clearly be an overdose of Awesome and people for miles around would die from the ensuing fall out. Kaboom.

C.) Because you're not really who you say you are at all *rips off mask* You're really Old Man Jenkins who owns the creepy wedding chapel! You've been scaring people away with your fake monster costume in order to make a questionable amount of money on the oil rights to the land the chapel sits on! You almost got away with it.

I'd have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!

I love Scooby-Doo.

Lord of Syntax
2009-10-18, 05:49 PM
Awesome, my good chump

TehSheen
2009-10-18, 06:33 PM
Congratulations. Be sure to invest in earplugs and a LOT of coffee. Trust me.