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2009-11-13, 03:01 PM
You find yourself transported to the back of a very large church. Everything in the church seems to be designed for giants. Instead, the giant pews are filled with dinosaurs and crustaceans.


"Brothers and Sisters, in half a minute, it will be time for communion!" says the Tyrannosaurus giving the sermon.

I was too lazy to come up with a map, so I stole one from Tomb of Horrors.

You have five rounds to buff. You can't teleport out of the church. Your characters are held inside a forcecage at the space labeled 14 currently.

The squares are twenty-by-twenty and the ceiling is forty feet up.

Also, roll initiative.

Barbarian MD
2009-11-13, 03:27 PM
William the Epic MonkHP: 282/282. AC: 43 41. Touch: 33. FF: 35. DR: 8/-. SR: 32. Fort: +24. +28 Ref: +28 +32. Will: +24 +28. Init: +11. Speed: 100' (fly) .
Immune fear, disease, poison, transmutation, negative levels. Freedom of Movement. Improved evasion. See Invisibility. Fly-by-attack. Combat expertise/reflexes.
Grappling block: disarm when hit. Defensive Throw: trip when missed. :smallbiggrin:

Time Limited EffectsTrue Seeing: 0/22 rounds.
Belt of Growth: 0/10 minutes
Planeshift 0/1

Stances: Pearl of Black Doubt (+2 AC with each miss, resets at beginning of each round) Bonus: +4 to saves
AND Child of Shadow Concealment after moving 10'
Dodge: +1 (44 AC) (42 AC)

+5 Unarmed Adamantine Attack: +35/+30/+25/+20.
Damage: 2d10+31+1 Constitution 4d8+32+1 CON
Flurry: +34 x 6

Grapple check: +35 +36 + Size (BAB, Str, Special)
Trip: +17 +18 + Size (Str, Bonus)
Disarm: +35 (Attack)

Buffs: Enlarge Person
+2 Strength (+1 attack, +1 damage, +1 grapple, trip, disarm),
-2 Dexterity (-1 AC),
Damage die: 4d8

Ten Mirrored StepsTen Mirrored Steps:
If you make two successful attacks on an enemy in the same flurry, you may generate a mirror image of yourself, as per the spell. Doing so reduces your maximum hp by six for the duration of the encounter. If it would reduce you below your current HP, you take damage accordingly.
You may have up to five mirror images, but may only generate up to two per round. Unlike the spell, your duplicates move independently to a small degree, creating an even more convincing illusion. This is a supernatural ability and has the [calling] type rather than the [illusion] type. These images vanish at the end of the encounter. You then regain your lost maximum HP and are healed for the total amount lost to mirror images, unless you are dead.

Maneuvers Readied:Moment of Alacrity, Diamond Defense, Time Stands Still, Searing Blade, Death Mark, Scorpion Parry, Burning Blade, Ballista Throw

Initiative: [roll0]

5 rounds?
Moment of Alacrity for +20 initiative
Activate belt of growth
Assume stance Pearl of Black Doubt
Recover all maneuvers

2009-11-13, 03:32 PM
Balos Initiative=

Balos would pull out his efreeti bottle on the first round and rubs it to see what kind of effect he is getting of it today.


2009-11-13, 03:34 PM
Dzevor's Initiative: [roll0]

2009-11-13, 03:49 PM
First he whispers to the others that he's going to cast an illusion, keeping his hand covering his mouth.

Are we rolling init' now or in 5 rounds?

Round 1: [M]: Gets decanter, [S]Pours 3 draughts from his diamondskin decanter (4/adam -40), [F]Drops Decanter
Round 2: [M]Gets Metmagic rod of quicken, [S]Casts Major image (DC 28, CL 12) to recreate of all of the occupants of the cage. They look like they are casting random spells and talking among one another. He casts this using Conceal spellcasting (sleight of hand:[roll0])

TBC. Just to let you all know my plan for now.

2009-11-13, 04:51 PM
Init:[roll0] (with nerveskitter)

Round 3: [M]Gets Metamagic rod of Extend, [Sw]Quicken Greater Magic Weapon on Rapier, [S]Casts Stonehold in a line 5' around the outside of the cage (DC 23, 21 10ft. squares).

Round 4: [Sw] Quickens Sleet Storm cast down the center isle near the outside of the cage(DC 20, 21rds) [S] Casts Master Air on self (21rds).

Round 5: [Sw] Quickens Divine Power on self (21rds), [S] Extends favor on self (12rds). Attempts to hide within his own illusion (which dispels at the end of this round) Stealth:[roll1]

(2 inspiration points spent.)

Barbarian MD
2009-11-13, 05:36 PM
Panda?Question for you: I haven't chosen an epic feat because I haven't heard anything from Ertier. May I use Epic Recovery or Stance Mastery for this encounter?

2009-11-13, 06:29 PM
mhvaughan, I'll approve it, but only because I'm too lazy to give it much thought at the moment.

Vox Clamantis
2009-11-13, 08:29 PM
Telemirus (http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=164120)


((He'll just just spend the five round getting all of his maneuvers granted.))

Barbarian MD
2009-11-16, 06:06 PM
Are we waiting for something?

2009-11-16, 06:07 PM
I was waiting for more people to show up, but I'm just going to ask if everyone is ready.

Sound off if you're done buffing.

Barbarian MD
2009-11-16, 06:16 PM
I'm ready. It would be nice to have Kobold-Bard in on this one, since he's being kind enough to DM the other one, but he hasn't logged on to the forums in four days.

2009-11-16, 07:17 PM
yeah let see:

2nd round: I cast shapechange and don't change form, will be used later on during the battle combined with one use of my instant metamagic persistent, so it goes on all day.

3rd round: Shadow evocation greater cast the mage sword

4th round: Shadow evocation greater cast Bigby's Grasping Hand

and now I am ready.

2009-11-18, 09:41 PM
Is everyone from Tear Down this Wall invited to this? If so....

Round 1: Mind Blank (self)
Round 2: Begin a Revealing Melody (we all gain true seeing -- our enemies don't)
Round 3: Greater Heroism for everyone (using reach spell, chain spell and metamagic song)
Round 4: Greater Invisibility for everyone (same way)
Round 5: Haste for everyone (spell natively targets many allies)

Also gain all crusader maneuvers, adopt Leading the Charge stance and activate the Motivate Dexterity aura.

And initiative: 1d20+5

2009-11-19, 02:09 PM
Oops sorry, yes I'm done.

Vox Clamantis
2009-11-19, 03:56 PM
((Quite done.))

2009-11-19, 08:50 PM
I don't feel like running this right now.

Does anyone suffering less RPG fatigue want to take over?