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X2
2009-12-16, 12:07 AM
Welcome to the 30th ABR Discussion Thread!

Because we used to burn through new ABR threads so quickly, we created the Discussion thread. All banter goes here, and all comics and non-canon kills go in the main thread. (see line below)

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A Story of Death (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=63750) By Nameless (Currently inactive)
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Forest Fire (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=107184) By CrimsonAngel (dead)
Remember (http://www.remembercomic.co.uk/) By Lyinginbedmon (active!)
The Blast Dragons (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=73393) By Jasondoomsblade (dead)
Well that was unexpected (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=68295) By Randomizer (active!)
Search (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=77691) By Calamity (dead)
My Name is Q (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=71239) By Q (finished)
The Fire Within (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=91620) By Firedrake and Chriky (dead)
Dawn of Yesterday (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=96629) by Fayt (On Hold)
The Skornbail Incident (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=99901) by Shades of Gray (dead)
Planum Commedia (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=114743) by Mad Mask(Currently inactive)
Xartyve2000 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=127998) by X2 (active!)

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Last updated: 22/12/2008, with comic 1714.


The Pluperfect Plot (aka: Plot 3) (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3803944&postcount=963) (also by Mechafox)
Why? Because I say so....
Sorcerer Dude Strikes Back (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3965082&postcount=633) (managed by Szilard)
Children don't speak from birth to be suddenly silenced by purple headed pixies....
Sprite Wars Archive (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4380002&postcount=245) (managed by The Q)
....in contrary to conventional wisdom....
The Journey Home (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6458948&postcount=1061) (managed by X2)
It's entirelly possible that pixies came later....
FFF:Reboot (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=7236209&postcount=985)
Bears were obviously involved too....
Soon to come: Fat Fish Fury 2: Future Imperfect archive. (Managed by Mad Mask)
List containing most PCs participating in Future Imperfect (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=5530814&postcount=763)
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There's no need to suspect me from "Bear overlord paranoia"....
BRC's Guide to Joining ABR (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=5603132&postcount=1429).

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Silverraptor
2009-12-16, 08:33 PM
Ah! That new thread smell hits the spot!:smallbiggrin:

Fay Graydon
2009-12-16, 08:34 PM
First reply woooo-
Ahhhh dang it! :smallfrown:

SinisterPenguin
2009-12-16, 08:36 PM
I am posting.

In this thread.

On the first page.

Darklord Bright
2009-12-16, 08:43 PM
ABR XXX? Excuse me whilst I just go into inkscape and dress everbody up in risque clothing :smalltongue:

...among other things, bwahaha!

BRC
2009-12-16, 08:45 PM
I posted this in the other thread, but it was at the tail end so I don't think people noticed. I'm reposting it here.


I did some more art, and I want your opinions. Then I want your advice on an issue I have

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w27/bloddyredcommie/DSF.png

Here's the thing. The Protagonist (From the Domestic Security Forces side) is the guy in the top right, and I like the character design I made for him, he's fairly straight laced and professional, Lawful Neutral to the core if you want to throw around DnD terms. The only problem is (And this is a problem anytime you are designing a character in uniform) he looks too generic. He's a DSF officer, but there is almost nothing to differentiate him from any generic background DSF officers I have lying around. I could make them all bald, which would be easy, but even then all that differentiates him is his hair, which due to the hat, you can barely see.

Also, the top three characters are all named, while the bottom are generic designs. The guy in the middle top is usually wearing the same uniform as the guy top-right, but I wanted to show off the coat they wear when it's cold/rainy outside.

So yeah, any comments on the designs? Or advice for my dillema.

Fay Graydon
2009-12-16, 08:48 PM
Am I the only one slightly Disapointed in X2...
I mean... you had the chance to name something sexually... annnnd you didnt >.>

Keris
2009-12-16, 08:48 PM
ABR Discussion Thread XXX - The Revenge
You couldn't think of any XXX related jokes?


Welcome to the 29th ABR Discussion Thread!
30th. The last one was the 29th.

Silverraptor
2009-12-16, 08:49 PM
I guess X2 messed up a little huh?

Fay Graydon
2009-12-16, 08:53 PM
Just a little :smalltongue:
Comone X2! Change the name to something more fitting!

Ninja Chocobo
2009-12-16, 08:56 PM
Just a little :smalltongue:

That's risqué to you.

Fay Graydon
2009-12-16, 09:00 PM
That's risqué to you.

Its Late at night and my Bed is covered in things...
And I'm English...
Everyone knows the English cant spell! I mean look at our word: Colour! :smalltongue:

The Gremlin
2009-12-16, 09:04 PM
Its Late at night and my Bed is covered in things...
And I'm English...
Everyone knows the English cant spell! I mean look at our word: Colour! :smalltongue:

Bloody Brits, with your bloody made up language! Don't make me call the bobbies! Pip pip!

X2, I forgive 10 points for not making a joke about the number. THANK YOU.

Lyinginbedmon
2009-12-16, 09:06 PM
FFF:R
http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/3764/fffr9.png

YEEEEEAAAAAAHHH! :smallcool:

:smallbiggrin:

Fay Graydon
2009-12-16, 09:07 PM
I just noticed that her glasses have been transparent all along :smalleek:

Darklord Bright
2009-12-16, 09:08 PM
YEEEEEAAAAAAHHH! :smallcool:

:smallbiggrin:

Actually, she took her glasses off, so would it be like, the reverse?

"HHHAAAAAAEEEEEY!"

Lyinginbedmon
2009-12-16, 09:11 PM
Actually, she took her glasses off, so would it be like, the reverse?

"HHHAAAAAAEEEEEY!"

Yeah, but I figured no-one would get the joke if I did that right off the bat.

kpenguin
2009-12-16, 09:14 PM
Actually, she took her glasses off, so would it be like, the reverse?

"HHHAAAAAAEEEEEY!"

Actually, there are times when Caruso takes off the shades and delivers the one-liner.

CrimsonAngel
2009-12-16, 09:28 PM
Rawr.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e381/CrimsonAngelChris/rawr.jpg

Darklord Bright
2009-12-16, 09:30 PM
Very, VERY probably NON-canon FFFR. :tongue:

http://i50.tinypic.com/ndwkdf.png

I love you, Q. :smallbiggrin:

CrimsonAngel
2009-12-16, 09:31 PM
Oh dear lord...

Ninja Chocobo
2009-12-16, 09:34 PM
Very, VERY probably NON-canon FFFR. :tongue:

Seven minutes? That's all?

Darklord Bright
2009-12-16, 09:40 PM
Seven minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven. :smalltongue:

X2
2009-12-16, 09:43 PM
You couldn't think of any XXX related jokes?

I didn't want to. My entire sentiment is reflected in the new title.

CrimsonAngel
2009-12-16, 09:44 PM
See, Q's character is old, and as you get older you- *is mobbed and killed*

Green-Shirt Q
2009-12-16, 09:49 PM
I love you, Q. :smallbiggrin:

Does that mean it's canon? :smallconfused::smallamused::smalltongue:
Seven minutes? That's all?

Well, as a teenager and a virgin, I was under the impression that five minutes was the average. Or are you bragging about yourself? :smallconfused:

Keris
2009-12-16, 09:51 PM
I didn't want to. My entire sentiment is reflected in the new title.
Ah, it's now a somewhat humorous statement, or "joke" if you will, related to the XXX in the title.
Excellent. Or should I say, "eXXXcellent"?

Squark
2009-12-16, 09:56 PM
Thread 30?


We could occupy an entire page on this forum with ABR stuff, practically.

Ninja Chocobo
2009-12-16, 10:09 PM
Or are you bragging about yourself? :smallconfused:

I laugh derisively.
Ahahahahahahaha.

The Gremlin
2009-12-16, 10:33 PM
Rawr.

really big spam

:smallannoyed:
A screen stretching image that has no relevance and could, in fact, be considered spam? Please remove it.

Fay Graydon
2009-12-16, 10:35 PM
Does that mean it's canon? :smallconfused::smallamused::smalltongue:

Well, as a teenager and a virgin, I was under the impression that five minutes was the average. Or are you bragging about yourself? :smallconfused:

Try more like half hour upwards...
*Doesn't want to get into details here* :smallredface:

kpenguin
2009-12-16, 10:41 PM
:smallannoyed:
A screen stretching image that has no relevance and could, in fact, be considered spam? Please remove it.

I agree with Gremlin.

Fay Graydon
2009-12-16, 10:42 PM
I agree with Gremlin.

OH SHI-
*Universe Implodes*

Darklord Bright
2009-12-16, 10:45 PM
Try more like half hour upwards...
*Doesn't want to get into details here* :smallredface:

Actually, typically a man lasts between 5 and 10 minutes if all they're doing is the act. But if they do other things as well it lasts longer, yes.

But the conversation is inappropriate.

Edit: Or if they're on drugs, they go forever.

Fay Graydon
2009-12-16, 10:49 PM
Actually, typically a man lasts between 5 and 10 minutes if all they're doing is the act. But if they do other things as well it lasts longer, yes.

But the conversation is inappropriate.

Edit: Or if they're on drugs, they go forever.

Very >.>
Filler

kpenguin
2009-12-16, 10:55 PM
Very >.>
*pssst Psssst!* Hit me up on MSN ;)

Bolded for emphasis.

Fay Graydon
2009-12-16, 11:01 PM
Bolded for emphasis.

DOOM! DOOM I SAY!
A CURSE I PLACE ON YOU!

Keris
2009-12-16, 11:02 PM
But the conversation is inappropriate
Yeah, take it to the IRC channel! We don't have no pesky "Rules of Posting" there. Just a quartet of OPs who only rarely abuse their powers.

The Gremlin
2009-12-16, 11:16 PM
I agree with Gremlin.

Please please PLEASE let me quote that! Somebody agreeing with me is surely an earth shattering event! :smalleek:

New movie: 2009!

kpenguin
2009-12-16, 11:25 PM
Go ahead and sig that if you'd like.

And CA, I'd really like it if you spoilered that thing. Please!

BRC
2009-12-17, 12:31 AM
Really, no comments/advice on my dillema.

You guys are useless.

kpenguin
2009-12-17, 12:51 AM
Did I hear something?:smallconfused:

BRC
2009-12-17, 12:53 AM
I posted this in the other thread, but it was at the tail end so I don't think people noticed. I'm reposting it here.


I did some more art, and I want your opinions. Then I want your advice on an issue I have

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w27/bloddyredcommie/DSF.png

Here's the thing. The Protagonist (From the Domestic Security Forces side) is the guy in the top right, and I like the character design I made for him, he's fairly straight laced and professional, Lawful Neutral to the core if you want to throw around DnD terms. The only problem is (And this is a problem anytime you are designing a character in uniform) he looks too generic. He's a DSF officer, but there is almost nothing to differentiate him from any generic background DSF officers I have lying around. I could make them all bald, which would be easy, but even then all that differentiates him is his hair, which due to the hat, you can barely see.

Also, the top three characters are all named, while the bottom are generic designs. The guy in the middle top is usually wearing the same uniform as the guy top-right, but I wanted to show off the coat they wear when it's cold/rainy outside.

So yeah, any comments on the designs? Or advice for my dillema.

Got buried in people complaining that our favorite secret brit didn't put a dirty pun into the thread name.

X2
2009-12-17, 12:54 AM
Got buried in people complaining that our favorite secret brit didn't put a dirty pun into the thread name.

Trust me, I was as aggravated as you.

BRC
2009-12-17, 01:14 AM
Trust me, I was as aggravated as you.
I wasn't aggravated, just disappointed.

But seriously any comments, before the page ends and people go back to meaningless blather.

X2
2009-12-17, 01:27 AM
I wasn't aggravated, just disappointed.

But seriously any comments, before the page ends and people go back to meaningless blather.

I'd love to help BRC, really... but your picture won't load for me. I'm stuck on Dial-Up. Heck! I can't even see your avatar.

memnarch
2009-12-17, 01:53 AM
I wasn't aggravated, just disappointed.

But seriously any comments, before the page ends and people go back to meaningless blather.

You want to make him more recognizable? Give him a pompom hat (comes with his rank). Or long sleeves (different uniform style). Or an eye patch (very easily noticed). Or a scar on the face (same deal).

BRC
2009-12-17, 02:04 AM
You want to make him more recognizable? Give him a pompom hat (comes with his rank). Or long sleeves (different uniform style). Or an eye patch (very easily noticed). Or a scar on the face (same deal).

The problem is distinguishing him from other people of his same rank. Also, it would be nice to have something distinguishing about him when he's out of uniform. And considering his personality, he's unlikely to alter his uniform, even in ways nobody would care about.

Ooh, I like the idea of an Eyepatch or scar. He could get it in the first "Chapter" as it were.
Any general comments on the artwork, or other suggestions for making him more distinguishable.

memnarch
2009-12-17, 02:34 AM
Artwork seems like your usual style, except that it's way more detailed. (going off of what I remember of Rob&Jack) Not sure if that's a good thing or not because while they contribute to the "wow, a lot of work was put in to this", it can be a bit visually "messy" in my opinion.

Green-Shirt Q
2009-12-17, 07:20 AM
Actually, typically a man lasts between 5 and 10 minutes if all they're doing is the act. But if they do other things as well it lasts longer, yes.

But the conversation is inappropriate.

Edit: Or if they're on drugs, they go forever.

Soooooooo.....is my comic canon? :smallconfused:

This is pretty much up to you to decide if I made your characters act too out of character in it, or if you'll let this comic be canon because of the Rule Of Funny.

X2
2009-12-17, 07:31 AM
I think that might be pushing it a tad Q. The rule of funny is not invincible.

But the rule of funny which allows the most badass Evoker to wear roller skates, possibly until the end of the plot? Acceptable :smalltongue:

Grim ranger
2009-12-17, 07:35 AM
Soooooooo.....is my comic canon? :smallconfused:

This is pretty much up to you to decide if I made your characters act too out of character in it, or if you'll let this comic be canon because of the Rule Of Funny.

I think that if it stays Canon, Q has just moved into Sue category :smalltongue:

Nameless
2009-12-17, 07:43 AM
Try more like half hour upwards...
*Doesn't want to get into details here* :smallredface:


Actually, typically a man lasts between 5 and 10 minutes if all they're doing is the act. But if they do other things as well it lasts longer, yes.

But the conversation is inappropriate.

Edit: Or if they're on drugs, they go forever.


Very >.>
Filler

What has this thread come to? o_o
*hides under a blanket*

EDIT:


DOOM! DOOM I SAY!


Oh, right...

X2
2009-12-17, 07:45 AM
What has this thread come to? o_o
*hides under a blanket*

You apparently missed the last few posts discussing the canonicity of Qs comic. That's okay I forgive you. Shh... shhh... it's okay... shhh...

Mina Kobold
2009-12-17, 07:47 AM
But the rule of funny which allows the most badass Evoker to wear roller skates, possibly until the end of the plot? Acceptable :smalltongue:

This reminds me, do you have a problem with Crow being too fast for Xartyve2 to hit him in his current state? Or is that too powerful?

X2
2009-12-17, 07:48 AM
This reminds me, do you have a problem with Crow being too fast for Xartyve2 to hit him in his current state? Or is that too powerful?

Let us further discuss this in PM. I wanted to talk to you about this anyway.

Silverraptor
2009-12-17, 10:40 AM
I like the comics Xartyve. I however notice that Victor's scanner is switching places as he looks left and right.:smallamused: And it's pretty cool how they interact with each other pretty well.:smallcool:

X2
2009-12-17, 10:44 AM
I like the comics Xartyve. I however notice that Victor's scanner is switching places as he looks left and right.:smallamused: And it's pretty cool how they interact with each other pretty well.:smallcool:

Well in stickverse, where elbows dont exist and shadows are a fools paradise things like scanner location are drops in a hurricane.

But thanks! :smallbiggrin:

Mina Kobold
2009-12-17, 11:37 AM
What has this thread come to? o_o
*hides under a blanket*

Nameless is scared of it :smalleek:

He may have a point...

RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
:smalltongue:

Green-Shirt Q
2009-12-17, 03:12 PM
I think that might be pushing it a tad Q. The rule of funny is not invincible.
Darklord Bright has the final say on that. They are his characters and for that might not be as big a leap as we might think. I dunno.

I think that if it stays Canon, Q has just moved into Sue category :smalltongue:
Quite possibly. Rebooted Q, at least. He's very different from regular Q.

Rebooted Q is a pacifist and quite possibly a ladies man, unlike his violent and dateless predessesor. I think I'd add quite a few more flaws on him to balence it out, though. You'll see. :smalltongue:

The Gremlin
2009-12-17, 04:39 PM
Darklord Bright has the final say on that. They are his characters and for that might not be as big a leap as we might think. I dunno.

Quite possibly. Rebooted Q, at least. He's very different from regular Q.

Rebooted Q is a pacifist and quite possibly a ladies man, unlike his violent and dateless predessesor. I think I'd add quite a few more flaws on him to balence it out, though. You'll see. :smalltongue:

Q walked up to them and made a very bad pickup line. As far as I've concerned, he hasn't changed.

Hey, everybody, I'm working on a new backstory comic! Exile didn't work out, even though it totally had an awesome story (it would have, honest! :smalltongue:), so this one will explain the origins...of Henny, my constant unchanging avatar, also known as The Gremlin for unknown reasons.:smallbiggrin:

It's going to be set in Runescape, and I have reasons for that:

1. I have actually wanted to do a Runescape comic for quite some time. However, I never really had the time to do a bunch of comics. I already don't make comics in ABR. However, merging the backstory comic with this would work great. It gives me lots of new ideas, too. :smallbiggrin:

2. Actually, the first one pretty much covers it. I'll just repeat myself: I have actually wanted to do a Runescape comic for quite some time. However, I never really had the time to do a bunch of comics. I already don't make comics in ABR. However, merging the backstory comic with this would work great. It gives me lots of new ideas, too. :smallbiggrin:
:smallwink:

It will use bad-style artwork, and MS Paint (again, no choice about it).

Thoughts? As long as I don't hear anybody saying 'Runescape sucks', critique for the idea is welcome.

Mina Kobold
2009-12-17, 04:55 PM
Q walked up to them and made a very bad pickup line. As far as I've concerned, he hasn't changed.

Hey, everybody, I'm working on a new backstory comic! Exile didn't work out, even though it totally had an awesome story (it would have, honest! :smalltongue:), so this one will explain the origins...of Henny, my constant unchanging avatar, also known as The Gremlin for unknown reasons.:smallbiggrin:

It's going to be set in Runescape, and I have reasons for that:

1. I have actually wanted to do a Runescape comic for quite some time. However, I never really had the time to do a bunch of comics. I already don't make comics in ABR. However, merging the backstory comic with this would work great. It gives me lots of new ideas, too. :smallbiggrin:

2. Actually, the first one pretty much covers it. I'll just repeat myself: I have actually wanted to do a Runescape comic for quite some time. However, I never really had the time to do a bunch of comics. I already don't make comics in ABR. However, merging the backstory comic with this would work great. It gives me lots of new ideas, too. :smallbiggrin:
:smallwink:

It will use bad-style artwork, and MS Paint (again, no choice about it).

Thoughts? As long as I don't hear anybody saying 'Runescape sucks', critique for the idea is welcome.

Sounds interesting, though I'll advice you to stay from using too much of the game's backstory, even with really popular games it's often lost on the readers who didn't do exactly that sidequest that reveal it, and Runescape, while not bad is a game few seem to have interest in and even fewer may know the relevant history. Again not saying it's a bad game, it was pretty fun when I played it. :smallsmile:

The Gremlin
2009-12-17, 05:10 PM
Sounds interesting, though I'll advice you to stay from using too much of the game's backstory, even with really popular games it's often lost on the readers who didn't do exactly that sidequest that reveal it, and Runescape, while not bad is a game few seem to have interest in and even fewer may know the relevant history. Again not saying it's a bad game, it was pretty fun when I played it. :smallsmile:

The idea is that everything relevant to the comic will be explained, possibly by use of the narrator. That way, there will be little confusion.

Darklord Bright
2009-12-17, 05:17 PM
Never said it was canon, I just think it's really funny.

Totally out of character for both of them, though.

Bayar
2009-12-17, 05:24 PM
Very, VERY probably NON-canon FFFR. :tongue:

http://i50.tinypic.com/ndwkdf.png

Not funny. Not even remotely.

1. This is offensive to women. I as a man am offended by it. It is sexist and degrading to consider women pieces of meat that will just randomly sleep with any creep that proposes to them.

2. 7 minutes to satisfy 2 women ? One of which is supposedly a Kamina clone ? You are clearly giving yourself TOO MUCH credit. Oh, and in that time it is included the walk to a room with a bed, the taking off the clothes time...

Nameless
2009-12-17, 05:27 PM
Not funny. Not even remotely.

1. This is offensive to women. I as a man am offended by it. It is sexist and degrading to consider women pieces of meat that will just randomly sleep with any creep that proposes to them.

2. 7 minutes to satisfy 2 women ? One of which is supposedly a Kamina clone ? You are clearly giving yourself TOO MUCH credit. Oh, and in that time it is included the walk to a room with a bed, the taking off the clothes time...

You're joking, right?

Bayar
2009-12-17, 05:29 PM
You're joking, right?

No I'm not.

Nameless
2009-12-17, 05:32 PM
No I'm not.

*headdesk*

Bayar
2009-12-17, 05:38 PM
*facepalms*

When Garl Glittergold collapsed Darastrixhurthi (the magnificent kobold mine, a fortress fit dor dragons and rivaled by none) and killed all but one kobold in the process, he justified his act of genocide as a joke.

Did it make it anything else than genocide ? No it didnt.




Same here. Even if Q obviously intended that work of "art" to be a joke, did it make it even remotely less offensive ?

Please tell me, as a human being with a positive IQ.

The Gremlin
2009-12-17, 05:41 PM
No I'm not.

Bayar, the seven minutes thing could be interpreted as a joke or the result of an inexperienced person.

As for offensiveness, I don't think that's how it was intended. But if you interpreted it as such, and it offended you, you do have that right. Which is why we should use my solution:

That was Q's daydream. Somebody will cast read mind and Q will be sufficiently beaten up. :smallbiggrin:

Q gets mocked and bruised and I get the pie while people watch the smackdown. Everybody wins.

/\ The Gnome Propaganda would like to have a word with you. Garl Glittergold collapsed something that would have harmed all the other gods, and anyways, it was an accident, and besides which there were no kobolds but Kurtlemak inside. *Cough*

*Kobold Propaganda beats up liar gnomes*

...nah, I still like Pathfinder gnomes more.

Nameless
2009-12-17, 05:45 PM
When Garl Glittergold collapsed Darastrixhurthi (the magnificent kobold mine, a fortress fit dor dragons and rivaled by none) and killed all but one kobold in the process, he justified his act of genocide as a joke.

Did it make it anything else than genocide ? No it didnt.




Same here. Even if Q obviously intended that work of "art" to be a joke, did it make it even remotely less offensive ?

Please tell me, as a human being with a positive IQ.

His male character had sex with two female characters. He didn’t offend and degrade the women of the world. :smallsigh:


As for offensiveness, I don't think that's how it was intended. But if you interpreted it as such, and it offended you, you do have that right. Which is why we should use my solution:

“I want to live in a democratic society with freedom of speech, but I never want to be offended.” :smalltongue:

Emperor Ing
2009-12-17, 05:46 PM
No I'm not.

You
completely
and
utterly
FAIL (http://www.samizdata.net/blog/~pdeh/epicFAIL.jpg)

Darklord Bright
2009-12-17, 05:50 PM
Of course, it's only "offensive" because a man wrote it. If it had been written by a woman, it would have been fine.

Green-Shirt Q
2009-12-17, 05:54 PM
Never said it was canon, I just think it's really funny.

Totally out of character for both of them, though.

Okay. Good to know. Just curious. :smallsmile:


Not funny. Not even remotely.

1. This is offensive to women. I as a man am offended by it. It is sexist and degrading to consider women pieces of meat that will just randomly sleep with any creep that proposes to them.

2. 7 minutes to satisfy 2 women ? One of which is supposedly a Kamina clone ? You are clearly giving yourself TOO MUCH credit. Oh, and in that time it is included the walk to a room with a bed, the taking off the clothes time...

Dude. What do I care what you think?

Disclaimer: This post was not intended to be offensive to any gender. Women are seen as equal and intelligent people no less worthy of respect and Quin Azevedo means to harm towards them. He loves them a huggy buggy bunch, but respects them enough to never make sex jokes even amoung who he considers close friends and has never heven thought about the act of sex, whether the act is sexist or not. Any comics seen as sexist are entirely not intended to be and therefore you are reading too much into things. The Q does not reflect Quin Azevedo's views on women and their respect. Quin Azevedo takes no responsiblility for any accusations of sexisism and his lawyers do not take responsibility for charges of sexual harassment. Because Quin Azevedo is only 15 and has no lawyers. If you were offended by any comic Quin Azevedo has posted, contact www.quinazevedoisnotsexisthaveanicedayyouguys.org.

The Gremlin
2009-12-17, 06:00 PM
Okay. Good to know. Just curious. :smallsmile:



Dude. What do I care what you think?

Disclaimer: This post was not intended to be offensive to any gender. Women are seen as equal and intelligent people no less worthy of respect and Quin Azevedo means to harm towards them. He loves them a huggy buggy bunch, but respects them enough to never make sex jokes even amoung who he considers close friends and has never heven thought about the act of sex, whether the act is sexist or not. Any comics seen as sexist are entirely not intended to be and therefore you are reading too much into things. Quin Azevedo takes no responsiblility for any accusations of sexisism and his lawyers do not take responsibility for charges of sexual harassment. Because Quin Azevedo is only 15 and has no lawyers. If you were offended by any comic Quin Azevedo has posted, contact www.quinazevedoisnotsexisthaveanicedayyouguys.org.

Dude, you just linked to a porn website! :smalleek:
Kidding.
It's actually a website about {we have censored this for no real reason. He was going to say 'pies'. We enjoy our powers}

Green-Shirt Q
2009-12-17, 06:08 PM
Dude, you just linked to a porn website! :smalleek:
Kidding.
It's actually a website about {we have censored this for no real reason. He was going to say 'pies'. We enjoy our powers}

Acutally I didn't even link it! I just made up a website and it linked itself to a non-existant page! :smalleek:

(just saying for any mods reading this that didn't bother clicking on the link. NO porn website was linked)


Disclaimer: This post was not intended to be offensive to any gender. Women are seen as equal and intelligent people no less worthy of respect and Quin Azevedo means to harm towards them. He loves them a huggy buggy bunch, but respects them enough to never make sex jokes even amoung who he considers close friends and has never heven thought about the act of sex, whether the act is sexist or not. Any comics seen as sexist are entirely not intended to be and therefore you are reading too much into things. Quin Azevedo takes no responsiblility for any accusations of sexisism and his lawyers do not take responsibility for charges of sexual harassment. Because Quin Azevedo is only 15 and has no lawyers. If you were offended by any comic Quin Azevedo has posted, contact http://www.quinazevedoisnotsexisthav...dayyouguys.org. If your name is Bayar and you are made of fail we sincerely forgive your failure. Quin Azevedo has no disrespect for Bayar and sees he is equally intelligent and no less worthy of respect, despite his failure and lack of boobies. Quin Azevedo takes no responsibility for typing the word boobies, or saying the word or even thinking about them. Boobies are no less worthy of respect. If you find anything about this disclaimer offensive email www.thisdisclaimeristotallynotoffensiveandneitheri squinazevedo.sympatico.ca.

Keris
2009-12-17, 06:11 PM
Which is why we should use my solution:

That was Q's daydream. Somebody will cast read mind and Q will be sufficiently beaten up. :smallbiggrin:
...or there's the simpler option of accepting Q's "Very, VERY probably NON-canon" comic as non-canon.

You completely and utterly FAIL (http://www.samizdata.net/blog/~pdeh/epicFAIL.jpg)
No Rand, you fail. You always have.

Of course, it's only "offensive" because a man wrote it. If it had been written by a woman, it would have been fine.
Really? I'd have thought it just as offensive either way. Why wouldn't it be offensive if a woman wrote it?

Darklord Bright
2009-12-17, 06:13 PM
Really? I'd have thought it just as offensive either way. Why wouldn't it be offensive if a woman wrote it?

His complaint is that it is sexist towards women. Why would a woman be regarded as sexist towards herself?

Green-Shirt Q
2009-12-17, 06:17 PM
Really? I'd have thought it just as offensive either way. Why wouldn't it be offensive if a woman wrote it?

It's not offensive at all! It's a character and a joke about two FICTIONAL alien babes! :smallfurious:

Disclaimer: This post was not intended to be offensive to any gender. Women are seen as equal and intelligent people no less worthy of respect and Quin Azevedo means to harm towards them. He loves them a huggy buggy bunch, but respects them enough to never make sex jokes even amoung who he considers close friends and has never heven thought about the act of sex, whether the act is sexist or not. Any comics seen as sexist are entirely not intended to be and therefore you are reading too much into things. Quin Azevedo takes no responsiblility for any accusations of sexisism and his lawyers do not take responsibility for charges of sexual harassment. Because Quin Azevedo is only 15 and has no lawyers. If you were offended by any comic Quin Azevedo has posted, contact http://www.quinazevedoisnotsexisthav...dayyouguys.org. If your name is Bayar and you are made of fail we sincerely forgive your failure. Quin Azevedo has no disrespect for Bayar and sees he is equally intelligent and no less worthy of respect, despite his failure and lack of boobies. Quin Azevedo takes no responsibility for typing the word boobies, or saying the word or even thinking about them. Boobies are no less worthy of respect. If you find anything about this disclaimer offensive email http://www.thisdisclaimeristotallyno...o.sympatico.ca. Keris Rain is not disrespected for calling Rand fail. Rand is no less worthy of being fail then any other person. Quin Azevedo takes no responsibility for disrespect towards Keris Rain or Randomizer. Quin Azevedo doesn't exist.

The Gremlin
2009-12-17, 06:17 PM
Acutally I didn't even link it! I just made up a website and it linked itself to a non-existant page! :smalleek:

(just saying for any mods reading this that didn't bother clicking on the link. NO porn website was linked)


Disclaimer: This post was not intended to be offensive to any gender. Women are seen as equal and intelligent people no less worthy of respect and Quin Azevedo means to harm towards them. He loves them a huggy buggy bunch, but respects them enough to never make sex jokes even amoung who he considers close friends and has never heven thought about the act of sex, whether the act is sexist or not. Any comics seen as sexist are entirely not intended to be and therefore you are reading too much into things. Quin Azevedo takes no responsiblility for any accusations of sexisism and his lawyers do not take responsibility for charges of sexual harassment. Because Quin Azevedo is only 15 and has no lawyers. If you were offended by any comic Quin Azevedo has posted, contact http://www.quinazevedoisnotsexisthav...dayyouguys.org. If your name is Bayar and you are made of fail we sincerely forgive your failure. Quin Azevedo has no disrespect for Bayar and sees he is equally intelligent and no less worthy of respect, despite his failure and lack of boobies. Quin Azevedo takes no responsibility for typing the word boobies, or saying the word or even thinking about them. Boobies are no less worthy of respect. If you find anything about this disclaimer offensive email www.thisdisclaimeristotallynotoffensiveandneitheri squinazevedo.sympatico.ca.

Did you miss the white text?

Green-Shirt Q
2009-12-17, 06:18 PM
Did you miss the white text?

No. I was just covering my own ass. I didn't know if anybody else might've missed it, and when it comes to linking porn websites there is no joking around about it. :smalleek:

Keris
2009-12-17, 06:26 PM
His complaint is that it is sexist towards women. Why would a woman be regarded as sexist towards herself?
First thing, I was arguing that a woman can make something that is sexist against women. Not that such a woman would be "sexist against herself". In any case, a woman who believed that men were inherently superior to women would be sexist against women. And would be regarded as such if she publicised her views.
If something is sexist, I don't see how it could suddenly stop being sexist just because you found out the gender of the author. It would still be just as sexist as before.


It's not offensive at all!
It evidently is, Bayar was offended by it.

Green-Shirt Q
2009-12-17, 06:35 PM
It evidently is, Bayar was offended by it.

Exactly. NOBODY was offended by it. :smalltongue:

But seriously, Bayar, if you're offended by that, take it up with my character, Q. He's VERY different from Quin Azevedo, who takes no responisbility for disrespecting women. I swear, I have never done that in real life. Not even once. Even when I saw chicks walking down the street in short shorts, thongs, and loose shirts that showed off their tits while they gigled and talked about how many guys they've slept with and their latest manicure, I've always thought to myself "I'm sure they're just as intelligent as any man is and no less worthy of respect". Seriously. I don't even think sex exists!

T-O-E
2009-12-17, 06:50 PM
Not funny. Not even remotely.

1. This is offensive to women. I as a man am offended by it. It is sexist and degrading to consider women pieces of meat that will just randomly sleep with any creep that proposes to them.

2. 7 minutes to satisfy 2 women ? One of which is supposedly a Kamina clone ? You are clearly giving yourself TOO MUCH credit. Oh, and in that time it is included the walk to a room with a bed, the taking off the clothes time...

I find your insinuation that women need you to protect them sexist.

Calamity
2009-12-17, 06:57 PM
This is getting us nowhere. Let the people who find Q's comic funny think it was funny, and let the people who didn't think it wasn't. :smallsigh:

Green-Shirt Q
2009-12-17, 07:38 PM
This is getting us nowhere. Let the people who find Q's comic funny think it was funny, and let the people who didn't think it wasn't. :smallsigh:

But then we've accomplished nothing! :smalltongue:

The Gremlin
2009-12-17, 09:33 PM
Exactly. NOBODY was offended by it. :smalltongue:

But seriously, Bayar, if you're offended by that, take it up with my character, Q. He's VERY different from Quin Azevedo, who takes no responisbility for disrespecting women. I swear, I have never done that in real life. Not even once. Even when I saw chicks walking down the street in short shorts, thongs, and loose shirts that showed off their tits while they gigled and talked about how many guys they've slept with and their latest manicure, I've always thought to myself "I'm sure they're just as intelligent as any man is and no less worthy of respect". Seriously. I don't even think sex exists!

Q, I think Bayar is offended by the way it worked out. How the two characters ended up sleeping with Q. Non canon or not, it's still sexist and offensive.

I have changed my mind, then. Because I can think of no reason why it isn't sexist. I think the internet has somehow desensitized me. Q, could you please issue an apology?

The irony is not lost on me that Bayar and I, who are both male, are arguing that it's sexist against women, and DLB, who you can see from her symbol is female (:smalltongue:), liked it.

EDIT: Hmm, just noticed that DLB changed his symbol. Oops. In my defense, I actually didn't know about DLB's female symbol until he pointed it out in his video, and thus didn't notice when he changed it. :smallredface:

Silverraptor
2009-12-17, 09:43 PM
And I declare a topic change!

Who's with me?

The Gremlin
2009-12-17, 09:50 PM
And I declare a topic change!

Who's with me?

Sure. How about discussion on pie vs. cake? Or does that count as politics? :smalltongue:

X2
2009-12-17, 09:55 PM
What are you guys on about? Q was just showing them both how awesome his matress was. And after seven minutes of sound sleep (they must all have forgotten their pajamas) they awoke.

It was a really good matress!

Ninja Chocobo
2009-12-17, 09:55 PM
Sure. How about discussion on pie vs. cake? Or does that count as politics? :smalltongue:

Only if that refers to the People's Imperial Empire versus the Coalition Against Kingdoms and Empires.

Darklord Bright
2009-12-17, 10:10 PM
EDIT: Hmm, just noticed that DLB changed his symbol. Oops. In my defense, I actually didn't know about DLB's female symbol until he pointed it out in his video, and thus didn't notice when he changed it. :smallredface:

My gender icon was never female, merely non-existant for a time.

The Gremlin
2009-12-17, 11:20 PM
My gender icon was never female, merely non-existant for a time.

Oh. N'kay, then. :smallcool:

So I think I'll post the backstory comic as soon as I have four comics out. I'll definitely need the buffer. In fact, I'm kinda wondering whether I'll need more. :smallconfused:

Silverraptor
2009-12-17, 11:50 PM
So. Since it's winter break, I will be able to have access to most of my games now. (I have been separated from them all semester by as much as several hundred miles.) Anyone have any preference on allowing me into a multiplayer computer game ABR group?

What I mean is, we can post what games we can get online with and decide who can play with who over the winter at various times.

Darklord Bright
2009-12-18, 12:34 AM
So. Since it's winter break, I will be able to have access to most of my games now. (I have been separated from them all semester by as much as several hundred miles.) Anyone have any preference on allowing me into a multiplayer computer game ABR group?

What I mean is, we can post what games we can get online with and decide who can play with who over the winter at various times.

Exactly what games are you suggesting? Because I don't think anybody has any idea if they can or not unless they know what games you can do, yourself.

Silverraptor
2009-12-18, 12:38 AM
Exactly what games are you suggesting? Because I don't think anybody has any idea if they can or not unless they know what games you can do, yourself.

I was just posting that just to see if anyone was interested. The games I have are:


Starwars: Battlefront 1 & 2
Starwars: Empire at War
Warhammer 40k: Dark Crusade &Soul Storm
Soon to have "Dungeons and Dragons Online"
Starcraft & Starcraft Brood War
Age of Mythology
Halo


So, does anyone have any of these games for PC?

BRC
2009-12-18, 02:24 AM
Hey guys, more art for you to comment on.
How's this look for the DSF protagonist.
http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w27/bloddyredcommie/Ipatch.png
The eyepatch fixes the Distinguishing feature problem, but it means I'll have a little voice in the back of my head bugging me, saying "He dosn't have depth perception, he shouldn't be able to do that!"



Also, Team Revolutionary, I really would like some comments on these character designs, so PEACH

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w27/bloddyredcommie/revolutionaries.png


So yeah, how are they looking?

Grim ranger
2009-12-18, 03:46 AM
I was just posting that just to see if anyone was interested. The games I have are:


Starwars: Battlefront 1 & 2
Starwars: Empire at War
Warhammer 40k: Dark Crusade &Soul Storm
Soon to have "Dungeons and Dragons Online"
Starcraft & Starcraft Brood War
Age of Mythology
Halo


So, does anyone have any of these games for PC?

Out of these, I have dark crusade, Halo and starcraft

Though Guild Wars would rock even more :smalltongue:

Emperor Ing
2009-12-18, 05:09 AM
World of Warcraft has become the Drizzt of MMORPGs

You either play WoW for the sake of playing WoW
or you play a non-WoW MMO for the sake of not playing WoW.
:smallyuk:

..

On another note, hay guys check this out! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siQgD9qOhRs)

X2
2009-12-18, 05:31 AM
I like the fact that we're getting to see War Machine and other Iron Man 2 footage but as far as trailers go, it was pretty damn boring.

Mina Kobold
2009-12-18, 05:58 AM
I was just posting that just to see if anyone was interested. The games I have are:


Starwars: Battlefront 1 & 2
Starwars: Empire at War
Warhammer 40k: Dark Crusade &Soul Storm
Soon to have "Dungeons and Dragons Online"
Starcraft & Starcraft Brood War
Age of Mythology
Halo


So, does anyone have any of these games for PC?

Well I have the first two and Halo but won't be at that computer before the 24th. On this computer I've only got Age of Mythology.

Tiffanie Lirle
2009-12-18, 09:10 AM
Short post without reading the rest of the thread is short.

Age of Mythology
Halo

"I got these two.

I won't be able to join in any games this month though.

The Gremlin
2009-12-18, 09:54 AM
Dude, do NOT get D&D Online.It's basically a rip off of better games, and has REALLY not improved (except by becoming free). Not to mention that it's extremely glitchy. I tried to download it twice on the Netbook recently, and it claimed I was 'already online'. Just say no. :smallyuk:

Mina Kobold
2009-12-18, 10:46 AM
Dude, do NOT get D&D Online.It's basically a rip off of better games, and has REALLY not improved (except by becoming free). Not to mention that it's extremely glitchy. I tried to download it twice on the Netbook recently, and it claimed I was 'already online'. Just say no. :smallyuk:

...

Didn't you play a game others said was bad?

Maybe he'll like it, so give him a change to try :smallsmile:

The Gremlin
2009-12-18, 10:52 AM
...

Didn't you play a game others said was bad?

Maybe he'll like it, so give him a change to try :smallsmile:

I'm giving honest critique here. The game has a lot of glitched and has changed for the worst. For example, the drow race used to be a reward for playing well, a race that was hard to unlock. A status symbol. Now, it's a reward for giving the video game people shiny green paper. They haven't even made the drow less powerful, either. :smallannoyed:

Mina Kobold
2009-12-18, 11:17 AM
I'm giving honest critique here. The game has a lot of glitched and has changed for the worst. For example, the drow race used to be a reward for playing well, a race that was hard to unlock. A status symbol. Now, it's a reward for giving the video game people shiny green paper. They haven't even made the drow less powerful, either. :smallannoyed:

Point. But I still think he should try for himself.

BRC
2009-12-18, 12:06 PM
I have heard ungood things about DDO, but have never played it.

Anyway, no comments on my character design.

Mina Kobold
2009-12-18, 01:00 PM
Anyway, no comments on my character design.

If nobody has anything to critique then you should take it as a compliment :smallbiggrin:

T-O-E
2009-12-18, 01:36 PM
Age of Mythology

I have this but I'm only good at custom maps.

BRC
2009-12-18, 03:31 PM
If nobody has anything to critique then you should take it as a compliment :smallbiggrin:
I should, but I'm a comment addict. If I do do this webcomic, I'd like to have the character art pre-vetted.

Green-Shirt Q
2009-12-18, 03:35 PM
I should, but I'm a comment addict. If I do do this webcomic, I'd like to have the character art pre-vetted.

Is it just me, or does everything you do have political themes to it?

This isn't a bad thing, I guess. Just an observation.

Silverraptor
2009-12-18, 03:35 PM
Dude, do NOT get D&D Online.It's basically a rip off of better games, and has REALLY not improved (except by becoming free). Not to mention that it's extremely glitchy. I tried to download it twice on the Netbook recently, and it claimed I was 'already online'. Just say no. :smallyuk:

*Chuckles*

Well thank you for telling me but I've already got it. My friend plays it and bought me a completely separate disc so that I can play with him. The fact that it's free is the only real reason he plays it.

And I do have WoW, I just lack the funds to sufficeintly play it. So... ya.

So by majority, we will be playing starcraft most of the time, right?

Fay Graydon
2009-12-18, 03:46 PM
-snip-
And I do have WoW, I just lack the funds to sufficeintly play it. So... ya.
-snip-

My subscription ran out ten days ago...
Kinda lame as i wanted to play it 9 days ago :smallfrown:

Mina Kobold
2009-12-18, 03:56 PM
So by majority, we will be playing starcraft most of the time, right?

Majority? Out of those who answered only Grim had it.

Silverraptor
2009-12-18, 03:57 PM
Majority? Out of those who answered only Grim had it.

Really?:smallconfused: I though more people said they had it. Better go back and read through it again then.:smallsigh:

Silverraptor
2009-12-18, 04:02 PM
Alright, so this is what I counted so far.

1 Starwars: Battlefront 1 & 2
1 Starwars: Empire at War
1 Warhammer 40k: Dark Crusade &Soul Storm
Soon to have "Dungeons and Dragons Online"
1 Starcraft & Starcraft Brood War
3 Age of Mythology
3 Halo

So it's tied with Halo and AoM.

Fay Graydon
2009-12-18, 04:02 PM
If anyone has an Xbox feel free to ask for my Xbox live name :smallbiggrin:
I dont tend to play Many computer games on my PC anyway...

Mina Kobold
2009-12-18, 04:17 PM
Alright, so this is what I counted so far.

1 Starwars: Battlefront 1 & 2
1 Starwars: Empire at War
1 Warhammer 40k: Dark Crusade &Soul Storm
Soon to have "Dungeons and Dragons Online"
1 Starcraft & Starcraft Brood War
3 Age of Mythology
3 Halo

So it's tied with Halo and AoM.

If you counted my post then remember, I don'rt have acces to the computer with Halo currently.

Darklord Bright
2009-12-18, 05:47 PM
I could do Age of Mythology, but I suck real bad and I'm pretty sure I lost the CD key ages ago when I got my new computer.

CrimsonAngel
2009-12-18, 06:57 PM
I don't have any of thoes games.

BRC
2009-12-18, 07:28 PM
Is it just me, or does everything you do have political themes to it?

This isn't a bad thing, I guess. Just an observation.
Well, Resistance/Revolution grew out of me realizing that my favorite part of Vox Populi was the disastrous revolution bit.

Also, Rob and Jack wasn't political, at least I don't think it was.

And I'm avoiding the APE by carefully only discussing Fictional politics or incredibly general themes.

The Gremlin
2009-12-18, 08:08 PM
Well, Resistance/Revolution grew out of me realizing that my favorite part of Vox Populi was the disastrous revolution bit.

Also, Rob and Jack wasn't political, at least I don't think it was.

And I'm avoiding the APE by carefully only discussing Fictional politics or incredibly general themes.

By the way, I had no idea that discussing politics from times as old as ancient Rome was against the rules! Why didn't anybody warn me last thread? :smallannoyed:

Also: Does anybody else think the ABR threads should be stickied? It's just that I think we're a pretty significant part of the Fancomics forum, and I think it's a bit annoying to get snapped at by a mod for 'going past the 50 line' when the reason for that is their rule about new threads. :smallsigh:

Darklord Bright
2009-12-18, 08:23 PM
Has anyone yet called the next thread? If not, I'm calling it right now.

BRC
2009-12-18, 08:28 PM
By the way, I had no idea that discussing politics from times as old as ancient Rome was against the rules! Why didn't anybody warn me last thread? :smallannoyed:

Also: Does anybody else think the ABR threads should be stickied? It's just that I think we're a pretty significant part of the Fancomics forum, and I think it's a bit annoying to get snapped at by a mod for 'going past the 50 line' when the reason for that is their rule about new threads. :smallsigh:
Nah, we may be a significant part, but Stickied threads should serve a vital function in the forum, not just be important.


And I don't think it was our roman discussion that got us shut down last thread. I remember we had some other politicalish discussion going on, I don't think the mods minded our discovery that Grem is, in fact, The emperor Caligula.

Darklord Bright
2009-12-18, 08:32 PM
It wasn't roman politics, it was likely the discussion of a certain war and the events that lead to it that ran for three pages.

But, as it got the thread shut once before, I think that's as much as we should say on the subject.

The Gremlin
2009-12-18, 08:42 PM
Nah, we may be a significant part, but Stickied threads should serve a vital function in the forum, not just be important.


And I don't think it was our roman discussion that got us shut down last thread. I remember we had some other politicalish discussion going on, I don't think the mods minded our discovery that Grem is, in fact, The emperor Caligula.

The Rome bit was an example. Apparently, any political discussion, even from Roman times, is against the rules. This of course includes WW 2. I just wish somebody had told me.

Keris
2009-12-18, 09:02 PM
Also: Does anybody else think the ABR threads should be stickied? It's just that I think we're a pretty significant part of the Fancomics forum, and I think it's a bit annoying to get snapped at by a mod for 'going past the 50 line' when the reason for that is their rule about new threads. :smallsigh:
I don't think there's any point in ABR being stickied. It would just make more hassle for the mods, and it's not really likely we'll drop off the first page due to inactivity.
As for the 50 page limit, in a perfect forum we'd have the new thread up before we get onto page 51, but the mod's are stretched thin on Giant. As such, they only generally turn up rule-breaking posts are reported, and will of course lock the thread if it's already hit 50 pages, that's standard procedure.


The Rome bit was an example. Apparently, any political discussion, even from Roman times, is against the rules. This of course includes WW 2. I just wish somebody had told me.
Inappropriate Topics (like Real-world politics) are listed in the "Rules of Posting (Please Read!)" at the top of every subforum.

X2
2009-12-18, 09:12 PM
If anyone has an Xbox feel free to ask for my Xbox live name :smallbiggrin:
I dont tend to play Many computer games on my PC anyway...

*asks for Xbox live name*

Fay Graydon
2009-12-18, 09:17 PM
*asks for Xbox live name*

Wolfgirl Fay

X2
2009-12-18, 09:20 PM
Wolfgirl Fay

And mine is Xartyv. I have no gamer points because it is literally a fresh account.

The Gremlin
2009-12-18, 09:52 PM
I don't think there's any point in ABR being stickied. It would just make more hassle for the mods, and it's not really likely we'll drop off the first page due to inactivity.
As for the 50 page limit, in a perfect forum we'd have the new thread up before we get onto page 51, but the mod's are stretched thin on Giant. As such, they only generally turn up rule-breaking posts are reported, and will of course lock the thread if it's already hit 50 pages, that's standard procedure.


Inappropriate Topics (like Real-world politics) are listed in the "Rules of Posting (Please Read!)" at the top of every subforum.

I think you're addicted to self superiority. But I have you beat: I DID read the rules this time. It never says that there is no time limit, that things from five thousand years ago are still considered 'real world events' that need to be banned. When one looks at something banning mention of politics, he generally assumes that this rule is out to prevent flame wars.

I actually requested that this be made clear, but the mod I spoke too informed me that it 'goes without saying'. Well, I didn't get it, and I doubt many would. If I am wrong and everybody else understands it, please inform me of such, because right now, it seems that you are just trying to toot your own horn and tell me that you are a responsible citizen who always reads the rules.

Sorry if this comes across as harsh (I expect it does), but I'm a bit fed up with what I tend to interpret as your sense of self-superiority.

Fay Graydon
2009-12-18, 09:56 PM
And mine is Xartyv. I have no gamer points because it is literally a fresh account.

Thats cool. Add me and I'll probably be on again tomorrow.
Well.... later on today... like 6 hours or so...
Starting to consider sleeping...
OH DEAR, SWEET, MERCIFUL GOD! my dog keeps farting! D-

Keris
2009-12-18, 10:08 PM
But I have you beat: I DID read the rules this time. It never says that there is no time limit, that things from five thousand years ago are still considered 'real world events' that need to be banned.It does not say that there is a time limit either. A blanket ban on all discussion of real-world politics ("no matter what) would, in my eyes, certainly include historical politics. And of course, you had strayed into discussing far more recent politics.

It never When one looks at something banning mention of politics, he generally assumes that this rule is out to prevent flame wars.
It's my understanding that discussions of politics, religion and explicit sexuality are banned is because this is a gaming forum first and foremost. To quote the good St. Jude, "The Giant isn't interested in paying for, hosting, or monitoring such discussions.".

Darklord Bright
2009-12-18, 10:12 PM
Returning to discussing ABR in the ABR discussion thread...

Xart, here's the picture of the revamped Katya I was talking about.

http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/2884/katyarebooted.png

X2
2009-12-18, 10:23 PM
Returning to discussing ABR in the ABR discussion thread...

Xart, here's the picture of the revamped Katya I was talking about.

http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/2884/katyarebooted.png

You win. You just win.

Green-Shirt Q
2009-12-18, 10:26 PM
Well, Resistance/Revolution grew out of me realizing that my favorite part of Vox Populi was the disastrous revolution bit.

Also, Rob and Jack wasn't political, at least I don't think it was.

Didn't it have a segment at the end where there was a war between the elves and the orcs? That was slightly political feeling.

I might be remembering this wrong.

The Gremlin
2009-12-18, 10:32 PM
Guys, I have a little announcement to make. Or, should I say, Mad Mask! Since I have already proven that he is the only one who reads my posts and he just tells everybody else if the posts are of not so that everybody can gang up on me and make me lose the argument miserably.

Aliens: Keep thinking that, Gremlin.

Um, anyways, I am planning on leaving ABR. I don't really enjoy the Discussion thread anymore, since I feel that I am not bringing much to the table. I have gotten numerous hints that I am not that welcome here, as well. On top of that, I don't have time for drawing the comics, and they just end up looking lousy, anyways, especially now that I don't have Inkscape.

I will continue to watch these threads, of course. I harbor no ill feeling towards anybody here, not even DLB (:smalltongue:). But I just can't do this. I'm tired of feeling guilty for not making comics, and feeling guilty for not getting off the computer when I do make comics.

I will try to stay an active member of the ABR community, as I am very fond of you guys. I have some goodwill messages to some of you, because I felt the need to make some goodwill messages. Not sure why. It's kind of melodramatic, like I'm dying or something.

Keris: I just thought you should know that me leaving has nothing to do with the argument we were having. So you can stop bragging. :smalltongue:

DLB: Again, I am sorry we never got along. I think we are fairly alike (besides the age difference), which may offend you, but which could account for the reason we can't stand each other. We certainly have our differences, and we don't have the same opinions, but I saw a lot of similarities between us in your mumbling thingy.

Keveak: Just thought I'd say that you're probably my favorite person here. Anybody who can stick a ':smallsmile:' in every post regardless of its content tends to cheer me up. You are the ultimate optimist.

Mad Mask: What are you doing reading melodramatic, pointless cliche messages? Get back to work on FI!

To the rest of you: Farewell, and sorry for the sappy bit there. In the immortal words of Red Green, 'Keep your stick in the ice.'
Of course, he also came up with the idea of using an indeterminate mixture that he found in the barn after the cow died to burn off paint, so...yeah, I don't think he should be quoted that much.

P.S. Oh, by the way, I would like my characters to all be provided for. If anybody is willing to take on a cloaker vampire, a kobold rogue, and Nilmerg himself, let me know. I'd rather they not fade.

BRC
2009-12-18, 10:37 PM
Didn't it have a segment at the end where there was a war between the elves and the orcs? That was slightly political feeling.

I might be remembering this wrong.
There was a lengthy flashback that took place during a war between the elves and the empire, (an Orc was working for the empire in that flashback), but that was most me just doing an idea that had come to mind than anything.

For Revolution/Rebellion I'm probably going to do distinct "Chapters" that I will plan out ahead of time, hopefully leading to a more coherent story.

kpenguin
2009-12-18, 10:42 PM
Will each "Chapter" have a regular length, or will it vary?

Green-Shirt Q
2009-12-18, 10:43 PM
There was a lengthy flashback that took place during a war between the elves and the empire, (an Orc was working for the empire in that flashback), but that was most me just doing an idea that had come to mind than anything.

For Revolution/Rebellion I'm probably going to do distinct "Chapters" that I will plan out ahead of time, hopefully leading to a more coherent story.

Ah! So I'm not remembering that totally wong.

Anyway, good luck with that.

Darklord Bright
2009-12-18, 10:45 PM
I don't think fantasy world politics really count as politics, in all honesty, so it's probably why nobody's ever had an issue with it.

It's also a clever sidestep!

kpenguin
2009-12-18, 10:47 PM
Fantasy world politics don't count as real world politics and are allowable under forum rules. Its when there are direct comparisons between fantasy politics and real world politics that things get diecy.

Talking about how King Midelthorp is a dirty crook and poor monarch is okay. Comparing his reign to <insert unpopular political leader's administration here> isnt.

The Gremlin
2009-12-18, 10:50 PM
I guess Mad Mask is offline. :smallsigh:

Mad Mask
2009-12-18, 10:53 PM
Ladies and gentlemen of ABR, I have a very important announcement that concerns each and everyone of you. The thing I will talk you about has caused a lot of concern and activity in ABR, but I hope you will understand the reasons I have posted about this.

TJH is REBOOTING!

Indeed, spearheaded by both myself and Xartyve2, The Journey Home is coming back with new, exciting adventurers, menacing villains, and an epic storyline, while turning the Status Quo in over its head.

kpenguin
2009-12-18, 10:54 PM
Biters :smalltongue:

Darklord Bright
2009-12-18, 10:54 PM
Ladies and gentlemen of ABR, I have a very important announcement that concerns each and everyone of you. The thing I will talk you about has caused a lot of concern and activity in ABR, but I hope you will understand the reasons I have posted about this.

TJH is REBOOTING!

Indeed, spearheaded by both myself and Xartyve2, The Journey Home is coming back with new, exciting adventurers, menacing villains, and an epic storyline, while turning the Status Quo in over its head.

Ain't it a good thing I have my new Katya template and my FFF:R Xartyve template already? :smallsmile:

The Gremlin
2009-12-18, 10:58 PM
Ladies and gentlemen of ABR, I have a very important announcement that concerns each and everyone of you. The thing I will talk you about has caused a lot of concern and activity in ABR, but I hope you will understand the reasons I have posted about this.

TJH is REBOOTING!

Indeed, spearheaded by both myself and Xartyve2, The Journey Home is coming back with new, exciting adventurers, menacing villains, and an epic storyline, while turning the Status Quo in over its head.

Hmm. Then there is no explanation.
Right, then. Bye, guys. It was fun while it lasted.

Mad Mask
2009-12-18, 10:58 PM
Biters :smalltongue:

Now now, don't be silly, you didn't inspire us at all! Xartyve2 found out about the idea while watching the new series reboot, what's its name... V?
I jest, I jest. You're really the inspiration for our reboot.
Anyways, who's with us?

Darklord Bright
2009-12-18, 11:01 PM
I'm with, obviously. I even made myself a new template specifically for it! :smallbiggrin:

kpenguin
2009-12-18, 11:03 PM
Is anyone making a new comic for FFF:R, by the way? Hmmm... I suppose if Xart's starting a new plot... he won't be in FFF:R?

X2
2009-12-18, 11:08 PM
Aw yeah! This is going to be awesome! Here's a few new features you should look out for.


Fluid plot: No more railroading (promise!)
No more Home Base: Really that was useless
Uber powers accepted: Seriously! Over 9000 is fine!
Teams!: Possibly, we'll leave that up to you guys to decide
New Uber Villain: Holy crap is that guy going to be badass. Trust us!


And get a TJH beer cooler when you sign up!*

*Cooler not guaranteed


Is anyone making a new comic for FFF:R, by the way? Hmmm... I suppose if Xart's starting a new plot... he won't be in FFF:R?

Wrong wrong wrongity wrong wrong!

BRC
2009-12-18, 11:10 PM
Will each "Chapter" have a regular length, or will it vary?
It will likely vary. Each chapter will be more based around a singular event. It may focus more on one protagonist or another. I don't know, alot of this stuff is still fairly conceptual right now.

For example, I know the first chapter will be based around a specific riot and the actions of the two protagonists during it that establish them as outstanding members of the DSF and the rebel movement respectively. After that I may spend some time filling in the background details, about the nation it takes place in, the government, the reason for the unrest, ect.

The one thing I can't decide is the general tech level. Currently I'm thinking WWI ish, with some steampunk if I feel like it. I dunno. I should probably just make the first comic (Which I've already mostly written). I'll probably just post it here to use you guys as a sample group before I decide if I really want to do the project. If I do, I'm going to try to build up a sizable buffer and do more regular updates, rather than making and posting them as I feel like it.

kpenguin
2009-12-18, 11:10 PM
Teams!: Possibly, we'll leave that up to you guys to decide


Biters :smalltongue:

Green-Shirt Q
2009-12-18, 11:12 PM
I guess Shadesworth and Moma Shade will return in TJHR. I might possibly even make a new character. I dunno, let's see how I feel.

X2
2009-12-18, 11:13 PM
Biters :smalltongue:

How much royalty do you get from Halo for their use of TEAM.

Because you patented it, it seems.:smalltongue:

kpenguin
2009-12-18, 11:14 PM
I dunno. I think the same that Team Fourstar pays me.

BRC
2009-12-18, 11:29 PM
I dunno. I think the same that Team Fourstar pays me.
I thought you got a better offer from Squad QuadSun.

SinisterPenguin
2009-12-19, 12:15 AM
Is anyone making a new comic for FFF:R, by the way? Hmmm... I suppose if Xart's starting a new plot... he won't be in FFF:R?

I am. Once I stop procrastinating.

As for the TJH rebootification...

So is it going to simply be set in an alternate universe but in the same multiverse, like FFF: R?

And are we just going to call it TJH: R? :smalltongue:

Silverraptor
2009-12-19, 12:44 AM
I'm in with both TJH and FFF:r. I won't be able to make anything for a few days though.

And for anyone who has Age of Mythology, that's alright. We'll probably do a comp stomp for all of you who are rusty. Heck, I am as well/

kpenguin
2009-12-19, 01:07 AM
I also have AoM and... yes, I'm also rusty. I haven't played that game for years.

...

Are we playing with the Titans expansion or would that exclude too many people.

SinisterPenguin
2009-12-19, 01:15 AM
I have AoM too. I also haven't played it in years, and even then I rarely played multiplayer. So...yeah.

Silverraptor
2009-12-19, 01:53 AM
Titans can play with regular AoM. They just don't have access to Atlantians and titans of their own. Atleast I think...

Just as a quick check, who has titans?:smallconfused:

kpenguin
2009-12-19, 01:58 AM
No, they can't. At least... they have seperate games and such.

Mina Kobold
2009-12-19, 05:24 AM
Guys, I have a little announcement to make. Or, should I say, Mad Mask! Since I have already proven that he is the only one who reads my posts and he just tells everybody else if the posts are of not so that everybody can gang up on me and make me lose the argument miserably.

Aliens: Keep thinking that, Gremlin.

Um, anyways, I am planning on leaving ABR. I don't really enjoy the Discussion thread anymore, since I feel that I am not bringing much to the table. I have gotten numerous hints that I am not that welcome here, as well. On top of that, I don't have time for drawing the comics, and they just end up looking lousy, anyways, especially now that I don't have Inkscape.

I will continue to watch these threads, of course. I harbor no ill feeling towards anybody here, not even DLB (:smalltongue:). But I just can't do this. I'm tired of feeling guilty for not making comics, and feeling guilty for not getting off the computer when I do make comics.

I will try to stay an active member of the ABR community, as I am very fond of you guys. I have some goodwill messages to some of you, because I felt the need to make some goodwill messages. Not sure why. It's kind of melodramatic, like I'm dying or something.

Keris: I just thought you should know that me leaving has nothing to do with the argument we were having. So you can stop bragging. :smalltongue:

DLB: Again, I am sorry we never got along. I think we are fairly alike (besides the age difference), which may offend you, but which could account for the reason we can't stand each other. We certainly have our differences, and we don't have the same opinions, but I saw a lot of similarities between us in your mumbling thingy.

Keveak: Just thought I'd say that you're probably my favorite person here. Anybody who can stick a ':smallsmile:' in every post regardless of its content tends to cheer me up. You are the ultimate optimist.

Mad Mask: What are you doing reading melodramatic, pointless cliche messages? Get back to work on FI!

To the rest of you: Farewell, and sorry for the sappy bit there. In the immortal words of Red Green, 'Keep your stick in the ice.'
Of course, he also came up with the idea of using an indeterminate mixture that he found in the barn after the cow died to burn off paint, so...yeah, I don't think he should be quoted that much.

P.S. Oh, by the way, I would like my characters to all be provided for. If anybody is willing to take on a cloaker vampire, a kobold rogue, and Nilmerg himself, let me know. I'd rather they not fade.

I read your posts...

I'm sad you're leaving, really sad, but I guess it's your choice. :smallfrown:

Thanks, I'd never thought I would be called the ultimate optimist. :smallsmile:

I would take on providing for Nilmerg but I frankly (am I using that word right?) don't think I could pull it off. Sorry.


Now on to the other stuff I missed while sleeping

To Messrs Mad Mask and Xartyve2: Reboot TJH certainly sounds an interesting idea, I'd be delighted to join.

To Mister Silverraptor: I am positive I have the expansion by the name "Titans"

My change in pattern of writing is purely of amusing reasons... That means I'm speaking like that for fun :smalltongue:

chriky
2009-12-19, 05:43 AM
TJH is REBOOTING!

I can understand rebooting FFF, because that was around for 2 or 3 years and actually finished. But TJH was around for 2 or 3 months at most and it didn't really get far enough to have a proper plot. Thats just my opinion and I think Kp may have summed it up better with just Biters:smalltongue:

Also - Bad MM, some of us are still waiting for the complete set of FI comics before we start making our own ones and your starting a new project.

Also Also - I know this is a bit late but I thought it was funny that in Qs diclaimer, that he posted about 4 times he wrote 'Quin Azevedo means to harm towards them', I'm surprised nobody else picked up on that.

X2
2009-12-19, 05:58 AM
I can understand rebooting FFF, because that was around for 2 or 3 years and actually finished. But TJH was around for 2 or 3 months at most and it didn't really get far enough to have a proper plot. Thats just my opinion and I think Kp may have summed it up better with just Biters:smalltongue:

Well it's okay to be wrong and I forgive you. :smalltongue:

Mad Mask
2009-12-19, 08:30 AM
I can understand rebooting FFF, because that was around for 2 or 3 years and actually finished. But TJH was around for 2 or 3 months at most and it didn't really get far enough to have a proper plot. Thats just my opinion and I think Kp may have summed it up better with just Biters:smalltongue:

That was all Xartyve2's idea. I just wanted to restart the plot one week after the last trip.


Also - Bad MM, some of us are still waiting for the complete set of FI comics before we start making our own ones and your starting a new project.

Oh don't worry, I'll finish the important part of the FI intro (the summary of what happened between FFF and FI) before making the TJH one. It won't be long, there aren't many comics left to do.

X2
2009-12-19, 08:38 AM
That was all Xartyve2's idea. I just wanted to restart the plot one week after the last trip.

Thank god you didn't know Anne Frank!

Also, someone else suggested it. I just really liked the idea.

Bayar
2009-12-19, 12:06 PM
TJH Season 2 ?

Also: I read all your messages, The Gremlin, I just dont reply to you :tongue:

The Gremlin
2009-12-19, 12:31 PM
TJH Season 2 ?

Also: I read all your messages, The Gremlin, I just dont reply to you :tongue:

With friends like these, who needs enemies?

You know, I bet that if somebody popular left, everybody would be upset. No such luck for the annoying argumentative chicken.
See, THIS is why I left in the first place! This exact thing! Nobody ever pays attention to me! :smalltongue:

chriky
2009-12-19, 12:35 PM
With friends like these, who needs enemies?

You know, I bet that if somebody popular left, everybody would be upset. No such luck for the annoying argumentative chicken.
See, THIS is why I left in the first place! This exact thing! Nobody ever pays attention to me! :smalltongue:

When did you leave?

The Gremlin
2009-12-19, 12:46 PM
When did you leave?

*Twitch*
I left ABR last page. Keveak even quoted it.

Bayar
2009-12-19, 12:48 PM
*Twitch*
I left ABR last page. Keveak even quoted it.

Your still here...

Mina Kobold
2009-12-19, 01:07 PM
With friends like these, who needs enemies?

You know, I bet that if somebody popular left, everybody would be upset. No such luck for the annoying argumentative chicken.
See, THIS is why I left in the first place! This exact thing! Nobody ever pays attention to me! :smalltongue:

I pay attention, your reason for leaving is flawed :smalltongue:

chriky
2009-12-19, 01:19 PM
Bayars right, just because you said your leaving youve not actually left untill you've stopped posting.
I'm not saying you should go though.

kpenguin
2009-12-19, 03:25 PM
Welp, I've decided to start the Yerba Buena game. HDF, you can join in when you can.

Ichneumon
2009-12-19, 04:41 PM
Awesome, Mist Girl's ready for some action!

V'icternus
2009-12-20, 01:42 AM
Must not think of that out of context, must not think of that out of context, must n-

...Damn.

X2
2009-12-20, 11:12 AM
What's wrong people? Why is the discussion thread sixth on the fancomics section?

Mina Kobold
2009-12-20, 11:25 AM
What's wrong people? Why is the discussion thread sixth on the fancomics section?

My guess is that they are busy with Christmas preparations.

SinisterPenguin
2009-12-20, 11:31 AM
FFF:R
http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/3812/fffr10.png

Barry: "She's a Cyban sandwich."

Well, y'know, I was actually working on a comic where SP took one look at Falira's glasses and decided that it was his mission in life to find sunglasses that were better than hers, but this works out well too. Also, it gives me an idea for another comic, so...yeah. No worries.

Szilard
2009-12-20, 12:48 PM
So once again, the internet on my computer is failing to work, so maybe in a month I will come back with a comic, because I am way too lazy to try to fix my Internet now. :P

The Gremlin
2009-12-20, 01:27 PM
Your still here...

I'm still subscribed. I said I'd try to remain active. However, Rand still posts too. He still isn't in ABR anymore.

And RAND got lots of attention when he left! When I left, about three people noticed! :smallsigh:

This is why I grew to hate ABR. I would put a lot of effort into my longer posts. They were deeply sincere. And nobody ever paid attention. People just can't take me seriously, for some reason.

Well, I just made myself sad. So I'll do something sincere.

*Unsubscribes*
Goodbye. To be quite honest, I lied. I never enjoyed ABR. People always had a problem with me. And I will carry grudges. I'm sorry, for what it's worth.

SinisterPenguin
2009-12-20, 01:30 PM
Alrighty, here's my first attempt at TJHR Brain:

http://i659.photobucket.com/albums/uu320/SinisterPenguin/braintjhr.png

So...yep. In this continuity, Brain doesn't have any Psionic or magical powers and is instead a brilliant scientist and gadgeteer extraordinaire. He's also slightly more predisposed towards violence than TJH Brain, relying on his powerful suit and gadgets to fight.

Mad Mask
2009-12-20, 01:34 PM
Xartyve2 said TJH:R could be of the same continuity and just TJH some time later. He wasn't especially clear. :smallconfused:

Great template, though. I especially like the pipes that connect the brain to the robot body, it looks more "realistic".

Mina Kobold
2009-12-20, 01:37 PM
Alrighty, here's my first attempt at TJHR Brain:

http://i659.photobucket.com/albums/uu320/SinisterPenguin/braintjhr.png

So...yep. In this continuity, Brain doesn't have any Psionic or magical powers and is instead a brilliant scientist and gadgeteer extraordinaire. He's also slightly more predisposed towards violence than TJH Brain, relying on his powerful suit and gadgets to fight.

Cool, I might make a rebooted Moss template too one of the days :smallbiggrin:

SinisterPenguin
2009-12-20, 01:37 PM
Xartyve2 said TJH:R could be of the same continuity and just TJH some time later. He wasn't especially clear. :smallconfused:

Great template, though. I especially like the pipes that connect the brain to the robot body, it looks more "realistic".

It is? Huh. I thought it was like FFF: R, with a separate continuity and such.

Well, if it is the same continuity, then forget about what I wrote. The suit would just be an upgrade, I guess.

Thanks, by the way.

Green-Shirt Q
2009-12-20, 01:44 PM
I'm still subscribed. I said I'd try to remain active. However, Rand still posts too. He still isn't in ABR anymore.

And RAND got lots of attention when he left! When I left, about three people noticed! :smallsigh:

This is why I grew to hate ABR. I would put a lot of effort into my longer posts. They were deeply sincere. And nobody ever paid attention. People just can't take me seriously, for some reason.

Well, I just made myself sad. So I'll do something sincere.

*Unsubscribes*
Goodbye. To be quite honest, I lied. I never enjoyed ABR. People always had a problem with me. And I will carry grudges. I'm sorry, for what it's worth.

I guess it's too late now, but I'm going to miss this guy.

Not a lot, but I do feel a little sad that somebody hates ABR.

You know, not posting isn't the same as not listening. It may be the same as not caring, since I didn't care enough to stop you from leaving. Very few people, if anybody, did. I think it's because you were a whiney little speck complaining about stuff and never posts comics. I know this is a stupid reason, but I care a lot more about people when they post comics. I respect them as an equal and not as a fanboy. If you left back when you made crappy comics on Microsoft Paint, I would probably protest. But you don't anymore and haven't for a while so I just don't care.

I guess this would've made a lot bigger of an impact if I posted this before he left.

Threeshades
2009-12-20, 02:01 PM
:smallconfused:

So another bailout. Well goodbye then, Gremlin.

I could write a short essay on the matter, but I think it would be wiser not to.

Mina Kobold
2009-12-20, 02:04 PM
I guess it's too late now, but I'm going to miss this guy.

Not a lot, but I do feel a little sad that somebody hates ABR.

You know, not posting isn't the same as not listening. It may be the same as not caring, since I didn't care enough to stop you from leaving. Very few people, if anybody, did. I think it's because you were a whiney little speck complaining about stuff and never posts comics. I know this is a stupid reason, but I care a lot more about people when they post comics. I respect them as an equal and not as a fanboy. If you left back when you made crappy comics on Microsoft Paint, I would probably protest. But you don't anymore and haven't for a while so I just don't care.

I guess this would've made a lot bigger of an impact if I posted this before he left.

Hey, cut him some slack, Paint is very difficult.
I'll miss him. He was fun to discuss with.

Khaeta
2009-12-20, 02:10 PM
Guys, I have a little announcement to make. Or, should I say, Mad Mask! Since I have already proven that he is the only one who reads my posts and he just tells everybody else if the posts are of not so that everybody can gang up on me and make me lose the argument miserably.

Aliens: Keep thinking that, Gremlin.

Um, anyways, I am planning on leaving ABR. I don't really enjoy the Discussion thread anymore, since I feel that I am not bringing much to the table. I have gotten numerous hints that I am not that welcome here, as well. On top of that, I don't have time for drawing the comics, and they just end up looking lousy, anyways, especially now that I don't have Inkscape.

I will continue to watch these threads, of course. I harbor no ill feeling towards anybody here, not even DLB (:smalltongue:). But I just can't do this. I'm tired of feeling guilty for not making comics, and feeling guilty for not getting off the computer when I do make comics.

I will try to stay an active member of the ABR community, as I am very fond of you guys. I have some goodwill messages to some of you, because I felt the need to make some goodwill messages. Not sure why. It's kind of melodramatic, like I'm dying or something.

Keris: I just thought you should know that me leaving has nothing to do with the argument we were having. So you can stop bragging. :smalltongue:

DLB: Again, I am sorry we never got along. I think we are fairly alike (besides the age difference), which may offend you, but which could account for the reason we can't stand each other. We certainly have our differences, and we don't have the same opinions, but I saw a lot of similarities between us in your mumbling thingy.

Keveak: Just thought I'd say that you're probably my favorite person here. Anybody who can stick a ':smallsmile:' in every post regardless of its content tends to cheer me up. You are the ultimate optimist.

Mad Mask: What are you doing reading melodramatic, pointless cliche messages? Get back to work on FI!

To the rest of you: Farewell, and sorry for the sappy bit there. In the immortal words of Red Green, 'Keep your stick in the ice.'
Of course, he also came up with the idea of using an indeterminate mixture that he found in the barn after the cow died to burn off paint, so...yeah, I don't think he should be quoted that much.

P.S. Oh, by the way, I would like my characters to all be provided for. If anybody is willing to take on a cloaker vampire, a kobold rogue, and Nilmerg himself, let me know. I'd rather they not fade.

...I'm a bit depressed at how few people replied to this :smallfrown:
Shame on you, ABRites! *waggles finger at everyone who didn't reply*

In other news, I'm rather confused as to exactly what's happening with FI at the moment, but here's an idea for another character:

Name is Dust. He's kind of a vigilante opposing the UNA, as they harmed him/his family/something in the past (I don't know exactly what's going on with the UNA, i.e. are they secretly doing some kind of human experiments or some kind of bad stuff). He basically just tries to stop anything having to do with the UNA, and treats anyone affiliated with them as an enemy. He's seen as kind of a serial killer, having a very distinctive weapon: he uses these blades that hook onto his fingers as essentially "claws" to slice, dice, and eviscerate people. Well...maybe not eviscerate, but it's fun to say :smallwink:. His face is covered in bandages, except for one eye. Assorted pics: (got bored in classes, sketched some designs, vectored them 'cause I screwed up some stuff)

http://i735.photobucket.com/albums/ww354/carped20/DustAvatar5.png
http://i735.photobucket.com/albums/ww354/carped20/DustAvatar4.png
http://i735.photobucket.com/albums/ww354/carped20/DustAvatar3.png
http://i735.photobucket.com/albums/ww354/carped20/DustAvatar2.png
http://i735.photobucket.com/albums/ww354/carped20/DustAvatar1.png

chriky
2009-12-20, 02:10 PM
And RAND got lots of attention when he left! When I left, about three people noticed! :smallsigh:

That's because you never left, you can't expect people to notice you leaving if you don't.Rand got more attention for two reasons one because he has been in ABR from the start and is a controversial figure and two because he actually physically left, he went like a month without posting you haven't managed to go 24 hours without posting. I've had days without posting because I haven't had anything to say and I hadn't even left. :smallmad: If you don't post for a week people might realise your serious about leaving.

Bayar
2009-12-20, 02:25 PM
I'm still subscribed. I said I'd try to remain active. However, Rand still posts too. He still isn't in ABR anymore.

And RAND got lots of attention when he left! When I left, about three people noticed! :smallsigh:

This is why I grew to hate ABR. I would put a lot of effort into my longer posts. They were deeply sincere. And nobody ever paid attention. People just can't take me seriously, for some reason.

Well, I just made myself sad. So I'll do something sincere.

*Unsubscribes*
Goodbye. To be quite honest, I lied. I never enjoyed ABR. People always had a problem with me. And I will carry grudges. I'm sorry, for what it's worth.

This just sounds like a sad attempt to draw attention to oneself. Really. you could have done it more elegantly. Like...in comic form...

I give you 48 hours max untill you post in this thread again.

BRC
2009-12-20, 02:35 PM
Heres the thing Grem, you engage in arguments, then say nobody here likes you. You say you're quitting, and then stick around to see how people react, and say your going to try to stay active, which means all you're not doing is posting comics, which you don't do anyway.

What you're doing is the equivalent of storming out of the room, then peeking through the window to see how people react. Plus, IIRC, you've done this sort of thing before. It just makes it seem like you want attention, and you get it either by provoking arguments, or by pretending to quit.
I don't know if that's your intent, but it's what I'm getting from you.

Mina Kobold
2009-12-20, 02:47 PM
Heres the thing Grem, you engage in arguments, then say nobody here likes you. You say you're quitting, and then stick around to see how people react, and say your going to try to stay active, which means all you're not doing is posting comics, which you don't do anyway.

What you're doing is the equivalent of storming out of the room, then peeking through the window to see how people react. Plus, IIRC, you've done this sort of thing before. It just makes it seem like you want attention, and you get it either by provoking arguments, or by pretending to quit.
I don't know if that's your intent, but it's what I'm getting from you.

Teenagers:smallsigh::smalltongue:

I hope he'll be back but I think that you should at least pretend to notice/care, it's good manners. :smallsmile:

Fay Graydon
2009-12-20, 04:39 PM
FFF:R
http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/3812/fffr10.png

Barry: "She's a Cyban sandwich."

GAH! She's like Fake Deadpool! :smalleek:
Noooo My poor Ryan Reynolds!

Darklord Bright
2009-12-20, 04:48 PM
GAH! She's like Fake Deadpool! :smalleek:
Noooo My poor Ryan Reynolds!

Who's like a fake Deadpool?

kpenguin
2009-12-20, 04:53 PM
Who's like a fake Deadpool?

Cyban, what with the wrist blades and all, looks like Barakapool.

BRC
2009-12-20, 04:56 PM
Cyban, what with the wrist blades and all, looks like Barakapool.
But without what makes Deadpool Deadpool.

Anyway, Any comments on the first Rebellion/Revolution.

CrimsonAngel
2009-12-20, 04:57 PM
It sucks taking musinex the second time because you know what's comind.

Khaeta
2009-12-20, 05:04 PM
But without what makes Deadpool Deadpool.

Anyway, Any comments on the first Rebellion/Revolution.

Really good. One thing I'd say is it seems rather...shrunk. I'd maybe leave it a bit bigger so that the panels are less confusing. It's also hard to read the text in the smaller font (or whatever you used for dates and times). Other than that, I think it's great.

*points to his previous post, and the FI-related stuff therein*

BRC
2009-12-20, 05:06 PM
Really good. One thing I'd say is it seems rather...shrunk. I'd maybe leave it a bit bigger so that the panels are less confusing. It's also hard to read the text in the smaller font (or whatever you used for dates and times). Other than that, I think it's great.

*points to his previous post, and the FI-related stuff therein*
The font I used for the text-over shrinks numbers for some reason.

Mina Kobold
2009-12-20, 05:28 PM
Anyway, Any comments on the first Rebellion/Revolution.

Good, but as has been said, the dates are difficult to read.

@Crimson: What the heck are you talking about?... It can't be :smalleek: No! I don't wanna think about it!:smallmad:

Please, it can't be.

Fay Graydon
2009-12-20, 06:06 PM
@Crimson: What the heck are you talking about?... It can't be :smalleek: No! I don't wanna think about it!:smallmad:

Please, it can't be.

Cant be what? :smallconfused:

Emperor Ing
2009-12-20, 06:10 PM
*notices Fayte's gender icon*
I sense a disturbance...

Mad Mask
2009-12-20, 06:16 PM
*notices Fayte's gender icon*
I sense a disturbance...

There is no disturbance. Fay is indeed female. :smallsigh:Since a few months ago, I think.

Keris
2009-12-20, 06:17 PM
Cant be what? :smallconfused:
Cough medicine.

*notices Fayte's gender icon*
I sense a disturbance...
Sit back Rand, because what I about to impart will shake your world to it's very core.
You see... Fay(t[e])... is a gurrrl!

kpenguin
2009-12-20, 06:17 PM
There is no disturbance. Fay is indeed female. :smallsigh:

Female gender, but not yet female sex I believe.

BRC
2009-12-20, 06:18 PM
There is no disturbance. Fay is indeed female. :smallsigh:
Lies, thar r no gurlz on teh intarwebz.

But anyway, so besides fixing the sizes of the numbers to compensate for the font's screwyness, anything else? Do people understand what's going on with the faces?

Ninja Chocobo
2009-12-20, 06:20 PM
Cyban, what with the wrist blades and all, looks like Barakapool.

But but but they're katars. And katars are totally sweet.

Green-Shirt Q
2009-12-20, 06:46 PM
There is no disturbance. Fay is indeed female. :smallsigh:Since a few months ago, I think.

I don't think so...Unless he got a sex change since the last picture I saw of him.

He's a dude, guys.

Ninja Chocobo
2009-12-20, 06:49 PM
I don't think so...Unless he got a sex change since the last picture I saw of him.

He's a dude, guys.

He's working to get one, but hasn't yet.

e: It's a pretty long process, y'see.

Fay Graydon
2009-12-20, 06:57 PM
Look guys... in response to all your talk about my gender...
I have Gender disphoria and I'm in the long process of a sex change
but my personality and thoughts are female.
So to all intensive purposes thaht you should all be conserned about...
I'm female.
If thats not good enough for anyone, I'm sorry.
But although my Physical gender is not that of a womans. It will be in the future.

BRC
2009-12-20, 07:04 PM
Look guys... in response to all your talk about my gender...
I have Gender disphoria and I'm in the long process of a sex change
but my personality and thoughts are female.
So to all intensive purposes thaht you should all be conserned about...
I'm female.
If thats not good enough for anyone, I'm sorry.
But although my Physical gender is not that of a womans. It will be in the future.
For simplicities sake I'm going to treat you like I would a woman who was, due to a hilarious misunderstanding, named "Steve" at birth, and was pretending to be male to avoid E-stalking.

Ninja Chocobo
2009-12-20, 07:06 PM
intensive purposes

Ghnk!
Intents. And. Purposes.

Green-Shirt Q
2009-12-20, 07:06 PM
Look guys... in response to all your talk about my gender...
I have Gender disphoria and I'm in the long process of a sex change
but my personality and thoughts are female.
So to all intensive purposes thaht you should all be conserned about...
I'm female.
If thats not good enough for anyone, I'm sorry.
But although my Physical gender is not that of a womans. It will be in the future.

That's...kinda hot. :smalleek:

Anyway, good luck, I guess. I can't really relate or anything. I can't imagine being anything other then a dude. Being able to write my name in snow, handle powertools without beng laughed at or being judged based on tit size, and to be honest I can't see any benifit to switching horses in midstream when it comes to gender, but I guess if you're unhappy with how you are now I can understand. Not on a logical, practical viewpoint, but I can't really judge. If you don't feel like a man then I guess you don't have to be one. That makes sense. I can understand this is a serious thing for you, so I can understand that part.

Tell us all when the operation goes through, and I'll make a comic with Q hitting on you. :smalltongue:

Fay Graydon
2009-12-20, 07:11 PM
For simplicities sake I'm going to treat you like I would a woman who was, due to a hilarious misunderstanding, named "Steve" at birth, and was pretending to be male to avoid E-stalking.

Am I not Stalk worthy? :smallfrown:
:smallwink:


-snip-
Tell us all when the operation goes through, and I'll make a comic with Q hitting on you. :smalltongue:

In around 2 years time? >.>
It's a LOOOONG Process...
Involving councilling, Drug treatment and Min of 2 years living as a member of the opposite sex...

EDIT:
You know many times I've actually been mistaken for a girl....
God those times make me so happy :smallbiggrin:

Keris
2009-12-20, 07:11 PM
Ghnk!
Intents. And. Purposes.
Mondegreens are fun, aren't they? :smalltongue:


That's...kinda hot. :smalleek:
She's getting a maid outfit for Xmas. :smallwink:

T-O-E
2009-12-20, 07:29 PM
In around 2 years time? >.>
It's a LOOOONG Process...
Involving councilling, Drug treatment and Min of 2 years living as a member of the opposite sex...


-snip-? :smallwink:

Fay Graydon
2009-12-20, 07:35 PM
-snip-? :smallwink:

I couldnt help but giggle =P

EmeraldPhoenix
2009-12-20, 07:41 PM
Haven't been on this thread for a while....
:smallyuk:

In response to Fayte:
I feel the exact opposite. I would absolutely LOVE to be a boy, and I'm a girl. But I kind of get your dilema, at least.


Anyway, good luck, I guess. I can't really relate or anything. I can't imagine being anything other then a dude. Being able to write my name in snow, handle powertools without beng laughed at or being judged based on tit size, and to be honest I can't see any benifit to switching horses in midstream when it comes to gender, but I guess if you're unhappy with how you are now I can understand. Not on a logical, practical viewpoint, but I can't really judge. If you don't feel like a man then I guess you don't have to be one. That makes sense. I can understand this is a serious thing for you, so I can understand that part.
Stop rubbing it in! :smallannoyed:

Also, since CoN is looking deader by the minute, I'm not feeling so good about my place in it.
Any comments?

kpenguin
2009-12-20, 07:41 PM
Tell us all when the operation goes through, and I'll make a comic with Q hitting on you. :smalltongue:

Unless Q is a volcano, it'll be ineffective.

Darklord Bright
2009-12-20, 07:43 PM
Haven't been on this thread for a while....
:smallyuk:

In response to Fayte:
I feel the exact opposite. I would absolutely LOVE to be a boy, and I'm a girl. But I kind of get your dilema, at least.


Stop rubbing it in! :smallannoyed:

Also, since CoN is looking deader by the minute, I'm not feeling so good about my place in it.
Any comments?

But chicks are hot! :smallbiggrin:

Keris
2009-12-20, 07:52 PM
Also, since CoN is looking deader by the minute, I'm not feeling so good about my place in it.
Any comments?
Join another plot? It's a common thing to, particularly if the main plot your in dies.

Unless Q is a volcano, it'll be ineffective.
Aye, everyone knows Fay is a Grass type! :smalltongue:

EmeraldPhoenix
2009-12-20, 08:03 PM
Join another plot? It's a common thing to, particularly if the main plot your in dies.

Aye, everyone knows Fay is a Grass type! :smalltongue:

Which plots are running right now?
FFF reboot, and Future Imperfect...did I miss any?

I wasn't in the original FFF, so I'd feel weird joining the reboot...
What's FI about, exactly?

kpenguin
2009-12-20, 08:04 PM
FI is a continuation of the original FFF IN THE FUUUUTUUUUURE...

So, yeah.

There's also TJH Reboot.

SinisterPenguin
2009-12-20, 08:07 PM
I wasn't in the original FFF, so I'd feel weird joining the reboot...

I wouldn't worry about that, really. There are a few people who weren't in the original FFF who weren't in the reboot, and lots of people with characters who weren't in the original FFF.

Hell, I was an unimportant D-list character who appeared in, like...8 comics of the original FFF and I still got a part in FFF: R.

Darklord Bright
2009-12-20, 08:08 PM
If you do join FFF:R though, don't join the already overpopulated Good and Evil teams.

Threeshades
2009-12-20, 08:16 PM
Look guys... in response to all your talk about my gender...
I have Gender disphoria and I'm in the long process of a sex change
but my personality and thoughts are female.
So to all intensive purposes thaht you should all be conserned about...
I'm female.
If thats not good enough for anyone, I'm sorry.
But although my Physical gender is not that of a womans. It will be in the future.

I think that's cool.

Well, if anyone here, I guess I should be the one to be most able to understand this decision of yours. And I do understand.

As for myself I've settled with the way I am and just "switch genders" whenever I feel like it but not make any permanent changes. (I'm not a persistent person)

What I should change however is my bodyweight... so off to signing up at the next fitness center. :smallbiggrin:

Fay Graydon
2009-12-20, 08:20 PM
-snip-
What I should change however is my bodyweight... so off to signing up at the next fitness center. :smallbiggrin:

Same, ive lost loads of wieght and dropped to a Size 14 in jeans :smallbiggrin:
Through sheer force of will and cutting meals in half.

Ninja Chocobo
2009-12-20, 09:40 PM
Same, ive lost loads of wieght and dropped to a Size 14 in jeans :smallbiggrin:
Through sheer force of will and cutting meals in half.

Man earlier on in this year I ate two meals a week and exercised for two hours a day.
I visibly gained weight.
Your move, thermodynamics!

BRC
2009-12-20, 09:46 PM
Man earlier on in this year I ate two meals a week and exercised for two hours a day.
I visibly gained weight.
Your move, thermodynamics!
Oh yeah, that was me, I was sneaking ice cream into your mouth when you were looking the other way.

CrimsonAngel
2009-12-20, 09:54 PM
*hum* :smallsigh:

EDIT: Sick.

memnarch
2009-12-20, 10:13 PM
Lies, thar r no gurlz on teh intarwebz.

But anyway, so besides fixing the sizes of the numbers to compensate for the font's screwyness, anything else? Do people understand what's going on with the faces?

Angry faces. Not too much detail there so it's easy even though they're small.

Might want to try adding stuff to the backgrounds; you've got bland backgrounds with super-detailed people.


Look guys... in response to all your talk about my gender...
I have Gender disphoria and I'm in the long process of a sex change
but my personality and thoughts are female.
So to all intensive purposes thaht you should all be conserned about...
I'm female.
If thats not good enough for anyone, I'm sorry.
But although my Physical gender is not that of a womans. It will be in the future.

Good luck to you.

BRC
2009-12-20, 10:18 PM
Angry faces. Not too much detail there so it's easy even though they're small.

Might want to try adding stuff to the backgrounds; you've got bland backgrounds with super-detailed people.

I was reffering to the fact that some of the people have no faces. It's my way of showing the dehumanization each side does to the other. Comics/panels from the Rebel perspective show the DSF as faceless drones blindly following orders. Comics/Panels from the loyalist perspective show Rebels as faceless animals trying to tear down the government.

Edit: Also, Backgrounds are hard....

memnarch
2009-12-20, 10:20 PM
I was reffering to the fact that some of the people have no faces. It's my way of showing the dehumanization each side does to the other. Comics/panels from the Rebel perspective show the DSF as faceless drones blindly following orders. Comics/Panels from the loyalist perspective show Rebels as faceless animals trying to tear down the government.

Edit: Also, Backgrounds are hard....

Didn't catch that dehumanizing effect right away, so I'd have to say that it wasn't very effective. Especially since they're just "standing around" (art style limits and whatnot)

BRC
2009-12-20, 10:24 PM
Didn't catch that dehumanizing effect right away, so I'd have to say that it wasn't very effective. Especially since they're just "standing around" (art style limits and whatnot)
I tried to show it best in the last panel. The same scene from two different perspectives. The Loyalist scene has the DSF with faces, the guy holding a gun, and the crowd faceless. The Rebel version has the DSF faceless, the crowd with faces, and the guy holding a Flask. I figured showing the same scene with the Faces switched from two different perspectives would carry across that it's a perspective thing.

memnarch
2009-12-20, 10:29 PM
*Looks really close at comic*

Oh. Not a flask in the 2nd to last. Huh. Bigger comic might help next time, if you can manage it.

BRC
2009-12-20, 11:03 PM
*Looks really close at comic*

Oh. Not a flask in the 2nd to last. Huh. Bigger comic might help next time, if you can manage it.
It's a gun in the 2nd to last (Because that's what the Loyalists say happened), it's a Flask in the last one (because that's what the Rebels say happened)

Mina Kobold
2009-12-21, 03:57 AM
Cough medicine.

He sounded like he was taking drugs so I reacted like he was taking drugs. Might be worth noticing that I don't take medicine when I can avoid it.



I feel the exact opposite. I would absolutely LOVE to be a boy, and I'm a girl. But I kind of get your dilema, at least.

The grass is not always greener on the other side (We say that in Denmark, don't know an equivalent in English). Why would a girl want to be one, they are violent, controlled by hormones and the only good stuff are fairly minor and most should be the same for girls.

kpenguin
2009-12-21, 04:10 AM
And we, on average, live seven years than you female types.

Mina Kobold
2009-12-21, 04:19 AM
And we, on average, live seven years than you female types.

Less or longer?

EDIT:
If we live longer then that would be the sole really good thing, that is until eternal life is invented :smalltongue:

kpenguin
2009-12-21, 04:20 AM
Seven years less. I need to stop typing at 1:30 in the morning. :smalltongue:

Mina Kobold
2009-12-21, 04:23 AM
Seven years less. I need to stop typing at 1:30 in the morning. :smalltongue:

Damn you fate!

I read somewhere that girls are more creative annd social on a general level, can anyone confirm that?

Ichneumon
2009-12-21, 04:35 AM
I read somewhere that girls are more creative annd social on a general level, can anyone confirm that?

How does this matter on an individual "I prefer X sex" matter?:smallconfused:

memnarch
2009-12-21, 04:38 AM
...

The grass is not always greener on the other side (We say that in Denmark, don't know an equivalent in English). ...

It's the same here. At least, in the Mid-West region of the US.

Mina Kobold
2009-12-21, 04:45 AM
How does this matter on an individual "I prefer X sex" matter?:smallconfused:

I just want to yell at fate some more :smalltongue:

And lack social skills...

X2
2009-12-21, 04:46 AM
Me I'm a man's man!

A man's man who watches Olivia Newton-John musicals but a mans man nonetheless.

Nameless
2009-12-21, 08:16 AM
Damn you fate!

I read somewhere that girls are more creative annd social on a general level, can anyone confirm that?

Lies.
I also read somewhere that females are smarter and better cooks then men. Also lies.
Some of the greatest artists, scientists and chefs were/are men.

Gender has nothing to do with how smart, how creative or how well you can cook, that's defined by a number of other things.

Threeshades
2009-12-21, 08:45 AM
Lies.
I also read somewhere that females are smarter and better cooks then men. Also lies.
Some of the greatest artists, scientists and chefs were/are men.

Gender has nothing to do with how smart, how creative or how well you can cook, that's defined by a number of other things.

We shouldn't count out that until a still quite recent time women simply weren't allowed to do any of these things professionally in most parts of the world, so men got a pretty good headstart in numbers.