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denthor
2010-02-23, 08:44 PM
Pease join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flakey at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart..

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else who may be having a crumby day and kneads a lift.

Pocketa
2010-02-23, 08:51 PM
I spammed, uhm, emailed it to many people that I thought would enjoy it. Thanks for sharing.

Sneak
2010-02-23, 09:01 PM
Who's inheriting the estate, Michelin Man or Stay Puft Marshmallow Man?

Innis Cabal
2010-02-23, 09:05 PM
No, Ms. Buttersworth.

Maximum Zersk
2010-02-23, 09:13 PM
Who else did anything on the occasion?

wojonatior
2010-02-23, 10:19 PM
Did he ever marry, I heard may rumors of scandal.

Sneak
2010-02-23, 11:10 PM
No, Ms. Buttersworth.

But she's not even a blood relative! How scandalous!

Zeb The Troll
2010-02-24, 12:38 AM
Did he ever marry, I heard may rumors of scandal.It says he was survived by his wife, Play Dough.

Innis Cabal
2010-02-24, 12:39 AM
But she's not even a blood relative! How scandalous!

You know what they say. Syrup is thicker then water.

Perenelle
2010-02-24, 02:59 PM
that just made my day. :smallbiggrin: :smalltongue: