Zexion
2010-05-24, 11:32 PM
There have to be SOME playgrounders that read Cracked.com. So, this is where we can post our favorite jokes. They can be from articles, videos, or the craptions, but please try to keep them appropriate for the playground! :smallbiggrin:
I'll start:
"Because apparently Japan won't stop until they've beaten us at everything we're good at. Next up: school shootings. Damn you Japan! That one was ours!"
-Michael Swaim, Episode 27 of Cracked TV
"Gladstone: You see, Johnny, the eyes are nature's candy shop, and when they are exposed to blunt trauma, tiny messages are sent to the brain, telling them to release sweets!
Johnny: Wow.
Gladstone: And that's not all. Once I poked myself in the eye so hard, my divorced parents got back together!
Johnny: Really?
Gladstone: No, that's silly. But it did bring my dead kitten back to life!
Johnny: Wow. Can I have some of that candy?
Gladstone: No. Now run along. And take this fork with you."
-Gladtone, an early episode of Hate By Numbers
I'll start:
"Because apparently Japan won't stop until they've beaten us at everything we're good at. Next up: school shootings. Damn you Japan! That one was ours!"
-Michael Swaim, Episode 27 of Cracked TV
"Gladstone: You see, Johnny, the eyes are nature's candy shop, and when they are exposed to blunt trauma, tiny messages are sent to the brain, telling them to release sweets!
Johnny: Wow.
Gladstone: And that's not all. Once I poked myself in the eye so hard, my divorced parents got back together!
Johnny: Really?
Gladstone: No, that's silly. But it did bring my dead kitten back to life!
Johnny: Wow. Can I have some of that candy?
Gladstone: No. Now run along. And take this fork with you."
-Gladtone, an early episode of Hate By Numbers