[NEXUS] The Wall

[Haruki-kun]

A long, tall, wide Wall, completely white at first. It's on Private property. Before the wall is erected a sign.



Feel free to write, draw, scribble, graffiti or otherwise put anything up on this wall.


Sincerely,
The Owner of this Wall.

Near the base of the wall is spare Chalk and Spray Paint.

On this thread:
This is for fun. :smallwink:

In this thread, your characters may leave messages, notes, ads, warnings, jokes, gossip or anything else you might want them to. The posts themselves are the messages, you do not need to RP your character walking in and writing.

This thread is fully IC and the messages are written by characters and about characters, not by players or about players.

You do not need to sign the character's name, although people might be able to guess if they know your characters.

[happyturtle]

Undead are an abomination! Return them to their graves!

[Beans]

Undead does not mean un-person.
-V
No pulse no pain no war
All gain

((Sorry, Terry Pratchett, I had to stealz.

Also, thank you, HT, for reminding me of a thing I was gonna do and forgot about.))

[iElf]

"For my eternal love, I leave my memory of you here. I will love you. forever"

scrawed in big childish letters underneath



Daww...I hope you are happy!

[Haruki-kun]

Someone should tell Magtok those robes are WAY outdated.

[Reinholdt]

"Females of all races, call me. Must be hawt."

A number is scribbled underneath. Calling the number results in a "This number has been disconnected" message.

[Beans]

CIVILITY IS AN ANTIQUATED NOTION.
AND I WANT MORE BOOZE!

Kabnits is where it's at.

[iElf]

ネゥス　あい　じゃない　

[Moff Chumley]

THE MOFF WAS HERE

Also do a barrel roll

:smallwink:

[UncleWolf]

FOR THE SWORM!!! >=3

The letters appear charred into the surface of the board.

[Darkcomet]

Attention fellows! The End Times are upon us! Join me in our glorious victory at-

Several locations of little note are listed. Anyone who investigates will soon find that the areas listed are laden with explosives, via the explosives going off on them.

Far away from this note on the wall is another, with different handwriting and coloration, though it might be possible to tell that the handwriting difference is forced.

Suckers.

[Recaiden]

This city's days are numbered. Get out while you can.

Beneath Moff's line, -A drawing of a plane doing a barrel roll-

[Beans]

Someday we'll find it,
The rainbow connection,
The lovers, the dreamers, and

[iElf]

"again to the undead thing....they're kinda cute"


http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/127/5/9/EDEN_logo__avatar_size_by_Applekun.jpg


STILL EMPLOYING!

[InyutheBeatIs]

"Females of all races, call me. Must be hawt."

A number is scribbled underneath. Calling the number results in a "This number has been disconnected" message.

After a failed attempt to prank call using this number, the number was scratched out. Next to it is a different number, using different handwriting. This one actually works. :smallwink:

[Reinholdt]

"Does anyone have a cure for Mummy Rot?"

[iElf]

"Does anyone have a cure for Mummy Rot?"

"I do....but do I want to share it.

while I'm at it...looking for attractive undead...gender doesn't matter. should enjoy moonlight walks, and tormenting the innocent"

[The Bushranger]

'Ware the shadows

[iElf]

"this is strange....I am not human...but...I have emotions? is this a malfunction?"


"....I plan to leave HALO...spread life and love around the world, and bring life to places civilisation has snubbed it out...Industrialists and Evil doers beware!"

[Moff Chumley]

SPARE me your life story, honny...

:smalltongue:

[Recaiden]

A chalked up message.


LOST

One living wooden cat.
Name of Kal.
Reward for return, call *phone number here*

[Murkus]

Someone's scrawled a jagged, heavily outlined message on the wall.


WHEN THE 538 MEET

YOU WILL ALL SEE

SUCH PRETTY THINGS

Then a naturally ominous blood-spatter.

[Beans]

Someone's scrawled a jagged, heavily outlined message on the wall.


WHEN THE 538 MEET

YOU WILL ALL SEE

SUCH PRETTY THINGS

Then a naturally ominous blood-spatter.
Someone has rudely replied to that one, sadly.

I SEE TWO PRETTY THINGS WHEN I LOOK DOWN.
IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE I AM MENTIONING MY MAMMARY REGIONS IN RESPONSE TO AN OMINOUS WRITING.

[Recaiden]

Someone's scrawled a jagged, heavily outlined message on the wall.


WHEN THE 538 MEET

YOU WILL ALL SEE

SUCH PRETTY THINGS

Then a naturally ominous blood-spatter.

Another reply.

Aren't you missing a few thousand? And a smiley = D

[Moff Chumley]

Someone has rudely replied to that one, sadly.

I SEE TWO PRETTY THINGS WHEN I LOOK DOWN.
IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE I AM MENTIONING MY MAMMARY REGIONS IN RESPONSE TO AN OMINOUS WRITING.


Can I see 'em?

The Moff lacks a certain tact in this kind of forum. :smalltongue:

[The Bushranger]

Either that or they're over by 238.

Then lower:

Or under by 8,463!

[Beans]

IF YOU WERE UNDER A CAVE

WOULD YOU SMILE OR WOULD YOU BE SAD?

WOULD YOU THINK ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS

OR WOULD YOU THINK ABOUT COKE CANS?

WOULD YOU THINK ABOUT NINTENDO WII

OR WOULD YOU TRY TO EAT ME?

((If I meet any of you IRL, I will sing that to you.))

[Reinholdt]

I divide by 0!

[happyturtle]

Welcome to the City of Inside!

It has been 16 days since our last Apocalypse related incident!

:smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile:

[iElf]

Welcome to the City of Inside! 17

It has been 16 days since our last Apocalypse related incident!

:smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile:

all hail our Combine overlords!

[Haruki-kun]

The Cat's Eyes see everything.

[Moff Chumley]

:smalleek:

Have you no sense of privacy?
:smalltongue:

[KerfuffleMach2]

I will kill all of you eventually!!

This is written diagonally, with a large grinning face next to it.

[The Bushranger]

all hail our Combine overlords!

Immediately below this appears a drawing in the shape of this symbol:


http://cdnet.myxer.com/tn/c/566893/big/?t=20080724212035

[UncleWolf]

"Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?

"I know..."

[Moff Chumley]

Welcome to Nexus, check your privacy at the door.

[Beans]

And we will sell our shadow
To those standing in it
And we will devour your bright fame
And make you a shining martyr
The heart-mender, the shackle-breaker, the peace-keeper
You will not die unwatched
http://www.nachtkabarett.com/ihvh/img/nktrans09.jpg

[Moff Chumley]

Scrawled in enourmous letters:
WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG BOY
MY FATHER TOOK ME TO THE CITY
TO SEE THE MARCHING BAND

[Haruki-kun]

Scrawled in enourmous letters:
WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG BOY
MY FATHER TOOK ME TO THE CITY
TO SEE THE MARCHING BAND

Scribbled underneath:

WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG WARTHOG

[The Bushranger]

Seventy-six trombones?

[Lord Iames Osari]

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h̝̮̤͙̤̲̆ͭ̀̌̔e̬̥͎̠̗ͫ ̳ͬͯ̃̽̉͆g̙̤͎̃ͭ̐ͮ͂͗r̤̘̤̙̹ͣ́̑͗ͮͨͅò̜̮w̱̲̯͔̲̠̫͊͗ͯ͌͗s̮̆ ̺͓̲͖̟ ̉̈́ͤ̔̇̋ͨb͉͇̮̐ě̮͚̪̺̺̺̅y̹͗ͫ̂ͧoͦ̊̍̊̈́ṋ̭̬͚̘̩̙ͦ̓ͧ͂̋ͥ̚d̋ ͉̔͆̈́ ̯͋ȉm̱̺͚͔̲̹̃ͅp̟̖̗̥̒o̜̳͉ͥͬͪͥͮͨ̚sͣ̿s̼i̥̱̤̗̞̐̔bͬͭ͂̾͗̒ i̟̜͉̫ͨ̓̓l̫̊̂͂̑ͬ̚i̜̪̩̺ͭ́t͕͍̼̲̼̉ͬ̉̀ͥͧỹ̟̜̩̊ͩ̓
ċ̳̠͖ͧo̘̗̣̣̥ͭͭͣͦ͂ͅǹ̥̟̱͆͐s̝͈̹ͥ̆ͤ̌̇ͬŭ̲̗̘͕̤̝́͒m͙̍ͤ̀ ̻͍͇̮̩i̜͕ͪ̏̆̒n̜͉̅̌̐̽̐ͧg̟͔̺͓͙̱̞ͩ̏͊̆ ̜̺̩̘̖̳ͭ̎ͯͮ͒̍s̩̗̥̳̿ͅl̲͕̰̺̓͗ͤ͂͑̄a̱͖̼̦͆i̹͙̘̲̰̍͋̍̋͑̌̆ͅ ̖n̻̏̔ͥ ̬̱̥ͦ̇̄ͧ̒͒̑s͚̝͙̤͉̟̓͊o͈̦͔̭̣̐ͪ͛ͫͣu̠͔l̺̭͉̯̭͔͙͐̏̑͂ͨͯs̗͔ ̩
H͙̰͚̥̟̚E͙̱̩̬̩ͧ̈́ͩ̄̎͊̓ ̖̳̘̠͔̦̤̔C̝͎̰͎̰̖̒̂ͪ̇̄̓͗ͅỌ̲͠M̹͇ͥͤ̊̓ͫͯ͊E̤͘S̼̄̏̈́̐

[Beans]

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beͮͦ̌ͥ̄̔w͗a͛̂̚r͂ͮ̐̆e̐ ̏͛̊̾th͂͛e͂̈ͣ͑͋ ͪ̃̔ͧd̚e͒́̒̌͑aͤ̃͒d̓̾ ͦ̈́̃ͫm̅ö̏̽͋̎̆̔o̊̓͑̾̈n̾̄ͪ̎ͧ͒̒'̿̒s̉͆̉̒̉ͯ ̌ͨ̋̀ͤͧh͊ͣerͮ̄̈͒a̿̓͐̀̈́ld
h̝̮̤͙̤̲̆ͭ̀̌̔e̬̥͎̠̗ͫ ̳ͬͯ̃̽̉͆g̙̤͎̃ͭ̐ͮ͂͗r̤̘̤̙̹ͣ́̑͗ͮͨͅò̜̮w̱̲̯͔̲̠̫͊͗ͯ͌͗s̮̆ ̺͓̲͖̟ ̉̈́ͤ̔̇̋ͨb͉͇̮̐ě̮͚̪̺̺̺̅y̹͗ͫ̂ͧoͦ̊̍̊̈́ṋ̭̬͚̘̩̙ͦ̓ͧ͂̋ͥ̚d̋ ͉̔͆̈́ ̯͋ȉm̱̺͚͔̲̹̃ͅp̟̖̗̥̒o̜̳͉ͥͬͪͥͮͨ̚sͣ̿s̼i̥̱̤̗̞̐̔bͬͭ͂̾͗̒ i̟̜͉̫ͨ̓̓l̫̊̂͂̑ͬ̚i̜̪̩̺ͭ́t͕͍̼̲̼̉ͬ̉̀ͥͧỹ̟̜̩̊ͩ̓
ċ̳̠͖ͧo̘̗̣̣̥ͭͭͣͦ͂ͅǹ̥̟̱͆͐s̝͈̹ͥ̆ͤ̌̇ͬŭ̲̗̘͕̤̝́͒m͙̍ͤ̀ ̻͍͇̮̩i̜͕ͪ̏̆̒n̜͉̅̌̐̽̐ͧg̟͔̺͓͙̱̞ͩ̏͊̆ ̜̺̩̘̖̳ͭ̎ͯͮ͒̍s̩̗̥̳̿ͅl̲͕̰̺̓͗ͤ͂͑̄a̱͖̼̦͆i̹͙̘̲̰̍͋̍̋͑̌̆ͅ ̖n̻̏̔ͥ ̬̱̥ͦ̇̄ͧ̒͒̑s͚̝͙̤͉̟̓͊o͈̦͔̭̣̐ͪ͛ͫͣu̠͔l̺̭͉̯̭͔͙͐̏̑͂ͨͯs̗͔ ̩
H͙̰͚̥̟̚E͙̱̩̬̩ͧ̈́ͩ̄̎͊̓ ̖̳̘̠͔̦̤̔C̝͎̰͎̰̖̒̂ͪ̇̄̓͗ͅỌ̲͠M̹͇ͥͤ̊̓ͫͯ͊E̤͘S̼̄̏̈́̐

Slenderman & Zalgo, horrifying BFFs...

But nobody luvs ToTheArk.

[Reinholdt]

Scribbled underneath:

WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG WARTHOG

I dunno. It looks more like a puma to me.

[iElf]

I dunno. It looks more like a puma to me.

"Stop be making up fictional animals , puny kitten!"

[Beans]

Tonight, I'm gonna have myself
A real good time
I feel ali-i-i-iiiiiiiiiiiive
And the world is turning inside out
I'm floating around in ecstasy, so
Don't stop me now
Don't stop me

[InyutheBeatIs]

Scrawled in enourmous letters:
WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG BOY
MY FATHER TOOK ME TO THE CITY
TO SEE THE MARCHING BAND

Graffiti'd next to it...

HE SAID, "SON WHEN, YOU GROW UP,
WILL YOU BE
THE SAVIOR OF THE BROKEN,
THE BEATEN, AND THE DAMNED?"

[KerfuffleMach2]

"Stop be making up fictional animals , puny kitten!"

Should we call it chupa-thingy?

[The Bushranger]

Chupaquesos RULE

[Reinholdt]

Should we call it chupa-thingy?

A chupacabra?

[KerfuffleMach2]

Pink Floyd's is better!

[Beans]

'Cause I'm having a good time, having a good time
I'm a shooting star leaping through the skies
Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity
I'm a racing car passing by like Lady Godiva
I'm gonna go, go, go
There's no stopping me
I'm burning through the skies
Two hundred degrees
That's why they call me Li'l Miss Fahrenheit
I'm travelin' at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic man of you

[Ashen Lilies]

Someone's drawn up one of those nifty chalk drawings! You know, the ones that look like they're actually real, unless you step a millimeter to the left, in which case the effect is totally ruined.

http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/photos/uncategorized/2007/04/02/koolaidman.jpg

[happyturtle]

Tom Godlark is a big fat smellieface! And a thief and a liar!

[Beans]

I FORGOT WHAT I WAS GOING TO WRITE
SOMETHING ABOUT BATTLETOADS MAYBE?

[Ashen Lilies]

"ROBOTS OF THE WORLD UNITE!"
...
At these co-ordinates: [Black Hole]

[Recaiden]

Graffiti'd next to it...

-song-

And next to that, sloppily scrawled in chalk...

He said, 'will you defeat them?
Your demons, and all the non-believers,
the plans that they have made?'

[Beans]

I need new double-A batteries.
I need to get them now.
I need to put them in my super-cool electric couch.
My couch can bring me water; my couch can take me anyplace.
My couch can't do those things, 'cause I was lying to your face.

[Moff Chumley]

...and next to that... C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

[Lord Magtok]

Someone should tell Magtok those robes are WAY outdated.

Your mother is outdated.

[The Bushranger]

ALL GL@RY T@ THE HYPN@T@AD!

[Recaiden]

Your mother is outdated.

At least he has a mother.

[iElf]

smeared in blood on the wall

"I KILLED AMANDA!...oh...and I'm coming for you carrie!"

[Moff Chumley]

Your mother is outdated.

AW SNAP :smallbiggrin:

[Reinholdt]

Your mother is outdated.
Are you my mother?

[Terumitsu]

Test subjects Lab Rats Willing Volonteers needed to test new Dream Machine. Apply at Trog's Tavern. Bring Your Own Brain. And Pillow. And some light reading. is untidily scrawled on a bit of paper stuck to the wall

[Lord Magtok]

Are you my mother?

No, she was a hamster, and smelled of elderberries.

[Ashen Lilies]

I believe it's not even worth mentioning the cartoon wangs that have inevitably been scrawled all over the Wall by various giggling teenagers.
But a new message!
"Minion wanted! Must be talented, musical, and willing to drink mysterious red liquids that look and taste suspiciously like cursed undead blood! Call [Kid Kris' PM box] if interested."

[VampireRot]

Will play for food.

The above is written in flowery cursive letters. In fact, they almost sparkle...

You suddenly feel like listening to music. Maybe this person can help you... But how to contact him?


Contact at <Phone number withheld to protect the innocent>

[Moff Chumley]

You are likely to be eaten be a grue.

Apparently The Moff listens to MC Frontalot.

[Lord Magtok]

Tom Godlark is a big fat smellieface! And a thief and a liar!

Are you still crying about that?
I robbed you one time.
Years ago.
And I'm not fat.

[The Bushranger]

No, he's fluffy!

[Reinholdt]

Are you still crying about that?
I robbed you one time.
Years ago.
And I'm not fat.
The robes make you look fat. Like your nose.

[Moff Chumley]

GABRIEL IGLESIAS IS GREATLY OVERRATED

Apparently Ilyena is a comedy snob. :smalltongue:

[InyutheBeatIs]

Written in chalk:

There's 5 levels of fatness okay?
1) Big
2) Healthy
3) Husky
4) Fluffy
Then there's DAAAAYUUUMMM!!!

[The Bushranger]

Below this:

6) Yo momma so fat, she has her own zip code!

[billtodamax]

7) Yo Momma so stupid, she tried to get into a village idiot competition, but they said sorry, no professionals!

Oh damn. It is on!

[Reinholdt]

8) Yo Mama so ugly, Rick Astley gave up on her and deserted her.

[Ashen Lilies]

9) Yo momma's so fat, even I (Johannes Frederikson, CHOSEN OF THUNDER) can't lift her!

9.5 [out of character edition]) Yo momma's so ugly, Patty O'Connell/[any BR character]/Butler B. Butler looked at her and said 'no thanks.'

[iElf]

11) Yo momma jokes are not funny, and kinda childish

[Beans]

Eight equals equals equals equals equals equals D.
See wut I did thar?

[Ashen Lilies]

Another chalk drawing.

http://media.nowpublic.net/images//02/5/0258e4475c349c08b1c4652f5ba1df1f.jpg

[iElf]

....I regret the lack of intelligent conversation here"


((all right...stop this! this is silly!))

[Reinholdt]

....I regret the lack of intelligent conversation here"

Can anyone spot the irony? :smallbiggrin:

Yes, a smily has been etched into the wall.

[Beans]

((It is silly, so we cannot stop.))

What would happen if I were to crudely etch a gentleman's whoopsie upon this wall?
You would be shot by the sheriff, but not the deputy.

[Morty]

How have you humans, elves, catgirls or whatever not been wiped out by the last ice age?
There's no signature, but it's been written by someone used to a different alphabet.

[Ashen Lilies]

@ Beans:

I believe it's not even worth mentioning the cartoon wangs that have inevitably been scrawled all over the Wall by various giggling teenagers.
Been done. :smalltongue:

"Because we are far, far hotter than you, goblin scum.

[Beans]

I was deadtimed.

[happyturtle]

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
Perma-Deadtime is a condition that could affect any of us.
Yet, so often, its victims are forgotten or even, shamefully, retconned out of existence.
Join the Gray Ribbon Awareness Campaign, and vow to never forget the Perma-Deadtimed!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a7/Gray_ribbon.png
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

[Haruki-kun]

In spray paint:

"Disregard that, I cook socks."

There's a drawing of a frying pan with socks in it next to a plate of bacon.

[Beans]

What about Jandlecack and his tendency to k

[VampireRot]

Excuse me, but it seems you misspelled "Candlejack" with a

It trails off. In the undieing words of Admiral Akbar, IT'S A TRAP!

[Beans]

We could sweep him away with a STORM OF LOYALTY!

[The Bushranger]

IT'S A TARP


Meanwhile, below the gray ribbon:


And sometimes, if they are remembered, they return.

[Kaelaroth]

Strength Through Unity, Unity Through Faith

[VampireRot]

Faith through Insanity

[Moff Chumley]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

[Kaelaroth]

Kittens for sale! Fresh, tasty, warm kittens!

[billtodamax]

10) Yo momma so fat, she's in danger of developing a serious heart condition!

Um... burned?

[The Bushranger]

Death to the Spider Queen

[ThePhantom]

You all stupid

[iElf]

Death to the Spider Queen

"seconded. drow are evil bastards"

[Moff Chumley]

Burn 'em with FIRE!

[happyturtle]

To my friend with blue hair: I hope you're safe. If you ever need help, find me. :smallsmile:

[ApeofLight]

Death to the Spider Queen



"seconded. drow are evil bastards"

Scrawled over both of them.


All will one day bow before the mighty Drow and the Spider Queen. All hail Lolth!

[Haruki-kun]

All will one day bow before the mighty Drow and the Spider Queen. All hail Lolth!

Scribbled in chalk underneath.

"Yes! Do it for the Lolth!"

[happyturtle]

Chalk drawing:

http://epicwinftw.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/87c76de1-24fb-490d-8feb-98340d2bfd3f.jpg

[iElf]

Scrawled over both of them.


All will one day bow before the mighty Drow and the Spider Queen. All hail Lolth!

"been there, done that, escaped afterwards. srsly. screw drow"

[The Bushranger]

Freedom for the Drow. Death to the Spider Queen. Long Live Eilistraee.

[celtois]

I'm back

INISILENGTH

[happyturtle]

Gah! What is with you Nexus people? Can't you just judge people, drow or otherwise, as individuals instead of assuming they're all from a Planet of Hats (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PlanetOfHats)?


Touching the linked words causes the relevant page to appear on the wall.

Yes, the internal links are clickable too. :smalleek:

[VampireRot]

All hail the Spider Queen!



Lolth? LOLTH?! Tiamat could beat Lolth in a cage match any day! Hail the DRAGON QUEEN!

[Gimliggamer]

All for all and one for one means 5 plus 3 equals eleventy two plus the air/wind speed velocity of an unladen swallow divided by magnum pie equals camera!

[VampireRot]

African or European swallow?
fillerblargsaerjag

[The Bushranger]

Where's Africa and Europe?

[Gimliggamer]

Africa and Europe are the Presidents of Indian Russia!Fear my caek!

[VampireRot]

Ignoring the crazy, African and European are terminologies describing different types of birds. African means they have boomerang-shaped wings while European means they have straight wings.

Did I mention Zanny has no clue what he's talking about, and that he's only seen the Monty Python movie? So yeah, making stuff up. He's good at it.

[Gimliggamer]

What? Birds are boomerangs! Oh my god!!!!I found out the secret of migration and life at the same time!!!

[The Bushranger]

What about the swept-wing, T-tailed variety?

[VampireRot]

Asian.

Makin stuff up, makin stuff up, makin stuff up to look smart!

[Ashen Lilies]

Gah! What is with you Nexus people? Can't you just judge people, drow or otherwise, as individuals instead of assuming they're all from a Planet of Hats (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PlanetOfHats)?


Touching the linked words causes the relevant page to appear on the wall.

Yes, the internal links are clickable too. :smalleek:

Hark! Someone has installed a button (http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/) on the wall!

[Moff Chumley]

The Moff spams that button. N-Nuh N-Nuh N-N-N-NOOOO

Funky! :smallcool:

[Reinholdt]

Disco Music sucks!

[Moff Chumley]

IT'S HOUSE, YOU PHILISTINE! GET SOME CULTURE!

[The Bushranger]

Everybody lies.

[VampireRot]

Yes I do.

:smallconfused:

[Haruki-kun]

Feather dusters are an abomination! I find them offensive! Ban Feather dusters!

[happyturtle]

Feather dusters are not an abomination! I don't find them offensive! Don't Ban Feather dusters!

The above graffiti has been edited. I think maybe someone didn't want Butler to read and get upset.

[Beans]

Cookie Monster needs rehab badly.

[Kaelaroth]

Is it so wrong to love someone? I didn't mean to hurt him. I just followed him home and.. and.. Well. Things started to go wrong from there. So what could I have done differently? Honestly - tell me?

Or is it too late, now?

[EleventhHour]

In a small gap, there is jammed a skull, minus it's bottom jaw. Scrawled below it in blood red is ;

All In All, He's Just another Brick In The Wall

[VampireRot]

We don't need no education.

Zanny strums his lyre after writing this, and anyone looking at it will hear the song in their head. Cause he's awesome like that.

[Chaotic Bob]

Are you concerned yet?

[Lord Iames Osari]

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ͨͩͫ̿aͥ ̊ͨ͌̀ͥ̄p̃̿͗̓ͦaͣͥllͦ̌̾͗͂̃ͮ ͪ̽̂͋́̾ȍ͆ͨ̈́fͪ̔̄ ͬ̽̽͆́͒̑ď̓̐͛͆ͥ̎eͫͤ̑̋̔̒̀athͭ̈͐̉ͣ̿ ̂ͭ͆̽an͂̽́ͮͪdͮ̑̑̃͆ ͗͑̊̌ͧd͂̑a̎̓̉̌̾ͥ̚r̿ͫͩ̀̾ͦ̑k̾̎ͫ̚ńes͂ͭ͑̔ͩ̚s̈̿ ͩͭ̈ͤ͑̇̌cͣ̇̊ͯͮͪ̋aͯ̓sͮ̌̓ͦ̐ͤt̐̃͂͌̀
n̦̦͈̽ͧͮ̋̄͛͋i̭̤͊̏ǧͯ͋ͧ̎̇ͯh̖̥̜̰̞̐ṱ͕́ͪ͗ ̙͖̠̱̥͕̅͋̉̀ͪ̔b̲̤̮̰̻ͯr̼̟̱͚̞͈̂̂ͮ̾̆̐i̙͉̲̺͔ͪn̦ͯ͒̋ͭ͛ͫ̓gͮ ͎̲̝̯ͧͬ͐ͯs̘̉ͫ͆ͮͮ ̟͉̱͊̔ͯ͊b̫̱̪̋͗̐̎ͫĺ̙̠̫̩̹͗̍ͬ̏̒a̟͕͐̋c̹͙̑̑̏ͪ͆̂̐kͧͭ̄ͭͮ̆ ͉̭͚̺͚́ͅ ̮r̻̖͓͇͍e̪ͬͨͫͥͤ̂f̺̭̠͉̤͓l̪͆ͣ̋̋͗ḙ̗ͥͭͫc̬͇ͣ͆ͣ̋̊ͧ̈́tͭ͐̓̎ ̩̤̗̩̹̉̎i͇ͮ͂o̳͈͈͗̑̿ͦͅñ͙͉̯̋s̪̬͚̘͔̻ͤ͊͂ ̝̦̳ͭ͛̈́̊̀o̭̝̘͑f̝̐ͩ̃̎ͨ ͕͓̜͓̬̿ͯt̤͙̗̬̔ͭ̽̌h̍̓͑e̟̖̪̗ͣ̓ͬͤͦ̾̚ ̲̻̞̈́̀ͧ̚ľ̽͆̅̄͛a̮̩̱̞̻͉ͦ͌̋̓̐̅ͣn̹͈̭͉̺ͫ̿d̳͈̦̎͂̆̄̃͊ ͈

[happyturtle]

concern troll lol!!!!

Chalk drawing:
http://trollcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/concerned_trollcat.jpg

[The Bushranger]

Better to have loved and lost.

[Haruki-kun]

Better to have loved and lost.


IN BED

is scribbled next to it.

[VampireRot]

Still better to have loved and scored, though. Oh well, there's more fish in the sea. Just keep bringing a bigger fishing rod, you'll catch one eventually.
Cause this is FIIIIIIIIIIIIILLER, FILLER NIGHT!


FRIGGIN NINJAS!

[Reinholdt]

Better to have loved and lost.

Is the wisdom of fools. Keep telling yourself that.

[Beans]

...
Friggin' alimony.

[Moff Chumley]

First rule of wallchan: Don't talk about wallchan. Second rule of wallchan: DO NOT talk about wallchan. Thirty fourth rule of wallchan: if it exists, one of BR's characters has curtain'd it.

[Beans]

Clank in oblivion, botbutts!
Next to a picture of two robots holding hands, a picture crossed out and circled in scrawled fire.

[ApeofLight]

Evolution is how nature improves itself normally. Genetic manipulation is how sentient beings make it better.

[VampireRot]

If you can even call yourselves sentient. Stupid monkeys.

Fantasy racism gogogo! :smallcool:

[Moff Chumley]

I dunno, your mom seemed pretty satisfied last night...

[VampireRot]

Oh great. I always tell her to stay away from the other species, but she never listens. How do you think Half-dragon gelatinous cubes are even made?

Zanny was never on good terms with his family. Probably because they were evil and wanted to eat/enslave everyone and steal their money. While he just wanted to go to bard school to learn to play music. And steal their money.

[The Bushranger]

Tobias thought she was pretty good, too.

:smalltongue:

[InyutheBeatIs]

Come on guys, grow up here. Leave the poor guy alone.

...

How good is she?

[The Bushranger]

It's a good thing I know There Are Two Tobiases.

[Earlier: BR, now: Quinn :smalltongue:]

[Morty]

Attention mercenaries: taking contracts and fulfilling them without notifying Neutralist Organization will have consequences including: food poisoning, diseases, fractured bones and more.
.........................

[The Bushranger]

Scribbled below the above:


Oh yeah? I'd like to see you try.

[Haruki-kun]

Scribbled below:

"A Cat was here. Kitty does not approve."

[VampireRot]

http://erroraccessdenied.com/files/images/tequilacat_0.jpg

[Reinholdt]

Scribbled below:

"A Cat was here. Kitty does not approve."

I wasn't here!
... wait a second...

[The Bushranger]

Schrodinger's Cat Was/Not Here

[Haruki-kun]

I wasn't here!
... wait a second...

Galileo was here. The world doesn't revolve around you.

[VampireRot]

Galileo was here. The world doesn't revolve around you.

Teh kitteh wuz also here.

[Chaotic Bob]

If you acknowledge this, a widowed mother of three will be murdered.
If you ignore this, a newborn babe will die.

[VampireRot]

If you acknowledge this, a widowed mother of three will be murdered.
If you ignore this, a newborn babe will die.


Isn't there supposed to be a "Write this message three times in different places and the woman of your dreams will find you" option?

:smalltongue:

[The Bushranger]

TobiasTobiasTobias

[ApeofLight]

Foro was here!

[nanobot_swarm]

Something went to town on this wall, because a very bizarre image has been painted onto the wall, painted in a manor suggesting some graffiti moved to make room for it.
The image depicts a pale four-armed man with a burlap sack over his head, that has been cut to make a neutral-expressioned scarecrow face. The waist has been cut off, and from the gaping wound pour hundreds of blood-red blasphemies written in the infernal tongue, each insulting the nexus pantheon. An iron spike impales the man from the waist wound, and comes out the head, while the arms are shackled together on each side.
Under it is written:

The Guardian Shall Awaken, And You Will Fear The Dark Again.

[Murkus]

WE ALL FLOAT DOWN HERE

[happyturtle]

can't sleep... clown will eat me...

[Reinholdt]

Big Brother is Always Watching.

[happyturtle]

Ceiling Cat is my brother?!




mind = blown...

[Reinholdt]

A chalk drawing!
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/2d5f154a-a185-4400-8a8a-e7d7b9f12728.jpg

A number is scribbled underneath! But it's in lol.

[ApeofLight]

Basment cat needs more souls!!!

[VampireRot]

Blood for the blood god! Yarn for the yarn throne!

This is crudely scratched into the wall by huge claws.

[The Bushranger]

I can haz bakn chezbrgr?

[Recaiden]

TobiasTobiasTobias

-PhoenixPhoenixPhoenix-

[The Bushranger]

Phoenix Down? What's up with that?

[VampireRot]

Phoenix Fenix Down? What's up with that?

Fix'd for ya

[Moff Chumley]

MOFFITY MOFFITY MOFF, BIZNITCHES!

[IonDragon]

Someday we'll find it,
The rainbow connection,
The lovers, the dreamers, and
angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night

[Moff Chumley]

Animal Collective sucks

Damn hipsters.

[Reinholdt]

Medic! I need a medic over here!

[ApeofLight]

Medics don't make you better, they just ease the pain of death.


Doctor, Doctor, I have a problem!
What is it?
My wife thinks she's a porcupine!
That sounds like a prickly situation.

[The Bushranger]

Is the Doctor in the house?

[Haruki-kun]

Psychiatric Help! Only 25 Cents! The Angel is in!

Unless his player says otherwise.

[happyturtle]

Don't be silly. There's no such thing as a Player. All superstitious nonsense.

[Moff Chumley]

I'M BACK, BABY! DIDJA MISS ME, WALLCHAN?

[InyutheBeatIs]

I'M BACK, BABY! DIDJA MISS ME, WALLCHAN?

*slap* DON'T CALL ME WALLCHAN!!!!!

[The Bushranger]

The time has come, the Walrus said
To talk of many things...

[iElf]

busy saving the world?
need a fast horse?
just call ^>v^>v

[Beans]

poison
random
endings
centered
excludes
death
encountering
stale
truth
receives
endangering
every
section

[ApeofLight]

make Sense When You Use Wallchan

[billtodamax]

make Sense When You Use Wallchan

Appended to this, someone's written in a different style:
WALL NOOB

[VampireRot]

<Insert Witty Comment Here>


I think we just went meta folks :smallcool:

[Snares]

<Insert Witty Comment Here>


I think we just went meta folks :smallcool:

The 'w' is scratched out, and has been replaced with an 's' and a 'h'.

>.>

[The Bushranger]

Suffering is universal.
Thus the universe must end.
Nirvana will be upon us
And silence will fall.

[VampireRot]

Suffering is universal.
Thus the universe must end.
Nirvana will be upon us
And silence will fall.

But then stuff would get really really boring. You evil types don't think things through enough.

:smallannoyed:

[nanobot_swarm]

Ninja for hire, goes by Ninja Jack, will do bodyguarding, assassinating, and cooking.

[Recaiden]

But then stuff would get really really boring. You evil types don't think things through enough.

:smallannoyed:

There will be no boredom. Only peace.

[VampireRot]

There will be no boredom. Only peace.

Peace = Boredom

Utopias are always flawed.

[Recaiden]

Peace = Boredom

Utopias are always flawed.

A / is later put through the = with blue chalk.

[Darkcomet]

I cannot help but note that the vast majority of suffering around here is caused by you nihilistic freaks. The world still bears the marks of the lich and his cat, and yet you still fail to realize whose fault these things are.

It is your kind that burns hospitals full of innocents to the ground, that unleashes demons on the world, that freezes scores in the city.

You are the only ones that must end.

A knife is placed below the message, words carved into the hilt:

So why don't you spare us the trouble?

[VampireRot]

The knife is gone after a while. :smalltongue:

Woot, free knife!

[Moff Chumley]

I cannot help but note that the vast majority of suffering around here is caused by you nihilistic freaks. The world still bears the marks of the lich and his cat, and yet you still fail to realize whose fault these things are.

It is your kind that burns hospitals full of innocents to the ground, that unleashes demons on the world, that freezes scores in the city.

You are the only ones that must end.

A knife is placed below the message, words carved into the hilt:

So why don't you spare us the trouble?

Looks like someone needs a bottle of Malibu...

[The Bushranger]

You claim that we are the cause of suffering and pain.
This is your world.
Your world is cracked.
There will be silence, and the end of all things.

[Reinholdt]

You claim that we are the cause of suffering and pain.
This is your world.
Your world is cracked.
There will be silence, and the end of all things.

So... the concert's been canceled then?

[billtodamax]

Aw, man, I was looking forwards to that...

[Beans]

make Sense When You Use Wallchan
tc;dr
For you buttasses out there in the land where things is not diamonds, that stands for Too Coherent, Didn't Read.

///////////////////////
//////duck///////////
/////////////////////
//////willies.///////



You claim that we are the cause of suffering and pain.
This is your world.
Your world is cracked.
There will be silence, and the end of all things.
WAT?
AMUSING NOVELLA, MON AMI.

[iElf]

You claim that we are the cause of suffering and pain.
This is your world.
Your world is cracked.
There will be silence, and the end of all things.

The Doctor is onto it! in series 6 he'll manage to close the cracks!

[Recaiden]

I cannot help but note that the vast majority of suffering around here is caused by you nihilistic freaks. The world still bears the marks of the lich and his cat, and yet you still fail to realize whose fault these things are.

It is your kind that burns hospitals full of innocents to the ground, that unleashes demons on the world, that freezes scores in the city.

You are the only ones that must end.

A knife is placed below the message, words carved into the hilt:

So why don't you spare us the trouble?

The lich and his cat failed. We will succeed.

[Beans]

I cannot help but note that the vast majority of suffering around here is caused by you nihilistic freaks. The world still bears the marks of the lich and his cat, and yet you still fail to realize whose fault these things are.

It is your kind that burns hospitals full of innocents to the ground, that unleashes demons on the world, that freezes scores in the city.

You are the only ones that must end.

A knife is placed below the message, words carved into the hilt:

So why don't you spare us the trouble?
Free knife, thanks.
Pawnshop'd!

[Moff Chumley]

PWND

Herp Derp

:smalltongue:

[VampireRot]

Free knife, thanks.
Pawnshop'd!


The knife is gone after a while. :smalltongue:

Woot, free knife!

HAH! Hahahahaahahahahaahaha!

[Morty]

None of you berks realize your pitiful struggles to usher the end are meaningless. Everything ends - in time. One day, even the planes will stop turning and the multiverse will grind to a halt. Entropy undoes all. Your attempts to make it happen too soon are childish.

[Moff Chumley]

Haterz gonna hate

[Beans]

Stuff sucks.
To endure, party hard and profit.

[Moff Chumley]

Amen, bro.

[InyutheBeatIs]

Stuff sucks.
To endure, party hard and profit.

Party hard, die young, and leaved a washed-up corpse and a frikkin' awesome legacy.

That's how Dad did it, that's how I'm doing it...and it's worked out pretty well so far.

[VampireRot]

I actually prefer the philosophy "Party hard, never die." It's worked wonders for me so far.

[Beans]

Cucumbers don't go to heaven.

They have wicked souls.

[Moff Chumley]

You wouldn't know a party if it bit you in the ass...

[VampireRot]

You wouldn't know a party if it bit you in the ass...

You don't even know me!

[Beans]

I am a party if it bit you in the ass.

[Moff Chumley]

It can't be described as a party without at least a 15% mortality rate.

The Moff goes to interesting parties. :smalltongue:

[VampireRot]

I love those parties!

... Oookay... I like my parties like I like my taverns: full of drunk women.

[Haruki-kun]

Chain Chomp for President of the Nexus!

[The Bushranger]

If demons aren't attacking you, don't go attacking them.

[iElf]

Mein Luftkissenfahrzeug ist voller Aale!

[VampireRot]

Was sie sagen?

Hooray for online translators. They don't help. At all. :smallannoyed:

[Darkcomet]

If demons aren't attacking you, don't go attacking them.

Scribbled underneath this message is:

Dude, they're demons.

[Moff Chumley]

Chain Chomp for President of the Nexus!

We HAVE one of those?

[InyutheBeatIs]

We HAVE one of those?

...I want one. A Dire one preferably, but I'll take a regular one.

[Beans]

Scribbled underneath this message is:

Dude, they're demons.
Dude, stop attacking me. Do you want me to deliver this pizza to your house or not?

[The Bushranger]

Stuffed crust? Deliver to HALO!

[Haruki-kun]

We HAVE one of those?

Underneath:

"I have one. Get your own."

[ApeofLight]

In one of the more cleaner areas of the wall there is a spider carved into it along with


Raril, I'm back and coming for you and your little family too

[ThePhantom]

Sticked onto the wall is a poster.

Need a job?
Come to the Theater outside of the city.

[Moff Chumley]

In one of the more cleaner areas of the wall there is a spider carved into it along with


Raril, I'm back and coming for you and your little family too

DROW DUDE GOT BACK!

[InyutheBeatIs]

In one of the more cleaner areas of the wall there is a spider carved into it along with


Raril, I'm back and coming for you and your little family too


DROW DUDE GOT BACK!

And front. Can't forget the front.

[Recaiden]

In one of the more cleaner areas of the wall there is a spider carved into it along with


Raril, I'm back and coming for you and your little family too

Just below it is a carving of a feather. "You won't be back for long."

[The Bushranger]

The appointed time approaches.
Peace will be brought to the poor and suffering.
Nirvana will open, and silence will fall.

[Reinholdt]

The appointed time approaches.
Peace will be brought to the poor and suffering.
Nirvana will open, and silence will fall.

Screw you.

[VampireRot]

The appointed time approaches.
Peace will be brought to the poor and suffering.
Nirvana will open, and silence will fall.

Below this is written:


Nirvana? I don't think silence would fall with them around. You need some team spirit.

[Haruki-kun]

I am the bone of my sword.

[InyutheBeatIs]

I am the bone of my sword.

Underneath: Steel is my body, and fire is my blood.

[happyturtle]

Srsly people, chill out.

Great music at the Nexus Music Festival, all weekend! Who needs a stinkin apocalypse?

[Moff Chumley]

ROCKPOCKALYPSE, MAN!

Below which is an extremely long diatribe that only Moff 2, or at least someone under the influence of the identical combination of insanity and chemicals could've come up with... :smalltongue:

[IonDragon]

This is our world now... the world of the electron and the switch, the beauty of the baud.

Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of curiosity. My crime is that of judging people by what they say and think, not what they look like. My crime is that of outsmarting you, something that you will never forgive me for.

[Moff Chumley]

No, your crime is taking yourself too seriously. Do a barrel roll. Love, D7.

[IonDragon]

No, your crime is taking yourself too seriously. Do a barrel roll. Love, D7.

No U

No U

No U

No U

No U

User 2 has been kick/banned from this wall.

In your face! Hahaha rofl

User 1 has been kick/banned from this wall

[Haruki-kun]

[GRAFFITTI ARTIST WAS BANISHED FROM WALL FOR THIS POST]

Underneath it:

lol

[VampireRot]

Do not interfere with the affairs of dragons, mortals, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

[horngeek]

Underneath: Steel is my body, and fire is my blood.

I have created over a thousand blades
Unaware of loss, nor aware of gain
Withstood pain to create weapons, waiting for one's arrival
I have no regrets. This is the only path.
My whole life was unlimited blade works.

...due to some wierd effect, if anyone reads the entire thing, they'll hear this music (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUs8FEsDUZ4). :smallconfused:

[Moff Chumley]

DO NOT INTERFERE WITH MORTALS, DRAGONS, FOR THERE ARE MORE OF US AND WE HAVE EXPLOSIVES.
Mwahaha.

[happyturtle]

Damn straight! :cool:

[VampireRot]

And there are more ants than you, and they have venom and acid. What of it?