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Mortia De Luna Draco
2006-08-08, 07:19 PM
A loud rumbling is heard through out the entire town. Mortar shakes from buildings, and rocks are dancing in the streets. A giant shadow begins to cover the town, coming down from the north. Those who look up see what looks like a rock shaped cloud entering into view. As it moves closer, there can be seen a gigantic palace floating on a piece of rock. It is enormous. Its ramp ways and towers are gleaming with the white marble that they are made from. In front of the floating palace there is a solitary figure. from the distance, it would appear to be an enormous golden bat, its wings outstretched, and beating madly against the wait it is dragging. To anyone who would recognize it, there is a massive scythe clutched tightly in the creature's hand.
The underside of the palace centers directly over the arena, centering on the town. A voice comes from the creature in the air, at first muffled, but then wringing clearer.

Indurain! I have brought the Emperor a new palace! Indurain!

There is a light shining down from below the structure, a light that will bring all who wish to go, up to the recesses of the giants palace.

Murky_Pool
2006-08-08, 07:31 PM
Flying out of Trog's, the red thing sees the flying building.

"Interesting" it says and does a quick fly past, disdaining the use of the lightwells.

Indurain
2006-08-08, 09:29 PM
((Oh man...if I wasn't dead, I would SOOOOO love that present!!))

Mortia De Luna Draco
2006-08-09, 12:18 AM
(( would it help if I told you this palace exists partialy on the etheral plane?))

Indurain
2006-08-09, 12:28 AM
((Perhaps...we'll see.))

Indurain
2006-08-15, 05:53 PM
Indurain approaches the temple.

"Mortia said something about standing underneath the light."

Indurain looks around, and sees a pillar of light shining down from the palace. *He walks over to it and is instantly teleported right to the front gate. *It swings open at Indurain's arrival.

"I'm going to have to look into some security for this place. *Especially in this town."

Indurain heads through the front door.

He stares in awe at the marble foyer. *It's enormous and seems to be a tribute to all the people of the town. *Numerous pillars are simply carved statues of various townsfolk who have played parts in Indurain's life: The Librarian, Gwen, Trog, Lykan, Mortia, and of course Atreyu (Just to name a few). *A large marble stair case leads up to the second floor, and high atop the stairs sits a great golden throne.

"I'm going to like it here." *Indurain says to himself, walking up the stairs and taking a seat on his throne.

((I'll add more description as more rooms are used.))

Lykan
2006-08-15, 06:01 PM
[And my doing would have nothing to do with your being an emperor in the first place. ::)]

Indurain
2006-08-15, 06:10 PM
((That's why you got your own pillar. ;) I did say, just to name a few...A lot of people are important to Indurain, I couldn't possibly put them ALL in there.))

Lykan
2006-08-15, 06:30 PM
[Gotta love that edit button ;D]

Death, your friend the Reaper
2006-08-15, 07:05 PM
*Death shakes his head at the statue of the Llama. It seems the Llama's religion is spreading faster than he had expected. He nexts expects the emporer to be wearing a hat with the Llama symbol of hooves next...*

Indurain
2006-08-16, 06:13 PM
Indurain wakes up from his slumber on the throne. It takes him a few seconds to realise where he is, as the surroundings are still very new to him. He comes down to the front door, and steps out into the sunshine.

"Another great day in the Town. Perhaps I'll head to Trog's...hrmmm...wonder if Libris or Paige will be around? Just hope it's not both..." Indurain breathes a small sigh of relief remember his narrow escape last night.

He walks around the front area, wondering how he gets down, when suddenly he is enveloped in a bright light. Next thing he knows, he's standing in front of the battle arena.

"Well, that's convenient...I hope people come to visit."

Flabbicus
2006-08-16, 06:17 PM
"Well, that's convenient...I hope people come to visit."

(( Ye hath been warned.

*Evil Grin*

))

AmberVael
2006-08-16, 06:21 PM
((PARTY AT INDURAIN'S! EVERYONE IS INVITED! ;)))

Indurain
2006-08-16, 06:22 PM
((Oh hells yeah!!))

AmberVael
2006-08-16, 06:23 PM
((Creepy, thats exactly what I would have said.))

Mortia De Luna Draco
2006-08-16, 06:26 PM
((Woot))


((I'll make sure and be there...))

AmberVael
2006-08-16, 06:27 PM
((I was kidding... but if everyone wants to, why not? It could only be interesting. ;D))

Indurain
2006-08-16, 06:27 PM
((You don't even need to bring anything...since you brought the house!))

((Half OOC, Half IC...this'll be a fun thread.))

Mortia De Luna Draco
2006-08-16, 06:29 PM
((*sigh* Its a PALLACE!!! not a house. The differance is only like, say, 250,000 square feet... ;D))

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2006-08-16, 06:30 PM
((the last time I brought someone a palace warming gift, i was stabbitied and the owner never did open the present. Damn that House of Sneak))

Indurain
2006-08-16, 06:31 PM
((My sincerest apologies...don't worry, I'll be sure to make sure it's appropriately "pimped" for the party, so that no one will make that mistake again. ;)

Coming this fall to MTV17 - Pimp my Palace!))

Flabbicus
2006-08-16, 06:31 PM
(( Who was it? We'll ruff him/her up a bit.

*Grabs the Beat-stick 5000* ))

Kezo
2006-08-16, 06:32 PM
((For all those statues, I don't recall mention of a toaster, how about that for the housewarming gift? :P))

AmberVael
2006-08-16, 06:32 PM
((Pimp style party? Thats it! The new fest should be the Pimp fest! 8) Hells yeah...))

Indurain
2006-08-16, 06:34 PM
((Indurain would probably rather have a harem...but a toaster would be alright, I guess.

"Hells yeah"...the official phrase of all true party-going pimps.))

Mortia De Luna Draco
2006-08-16, 06:38 PM
((think we could get a bunch of "Pimpatars"? that would be so cool. We would have to take a group photo, like I did last holloween...))

AmberVael
2006-08-16, 06:39 PM
((I would so make pimpatars... that would be awesome.))

Flabbicus
2006-08-16, 06:44 PM
(( I will not encourage this. Look what it did to the children! (http://www.pimpfants.com/) ))

AmberVael
2006-08-16, 06:53 PM
((Oh don't be a whiner ::). It'll be fun, trust me. Fun like Sneak is fun.))

Mortia De Luna Draco
2006-08-16, 07:00 PM
(( I will not encourage this. Look what it did to the children! (http://www.pimpfants.com/) ))

((well, its official, by finding that link, you have now been proven to have way too much time on your hands...)0

Daedrous Avari
2006-08-16, 07:16 PM
Pimpfants... Lmao..

Flabbicus
2006-08-16, 07:30 PM
(( I actually found that on SupaGoof's blog the one time I looked... ))

Mortia De Luna Draco
2006-08-16, 07:33 PM
((Point made ;D)) ((so, when do we want to kick off this pimp house warming party?))

AmberVael
2006-08-16, 07:38 PM
((Hmm.. its up to Indurain, just be sure to give us avatar makers some time to prepare.))

Indurain
2006-08-20, 01:25 AM
((I've given Mortia the word that all is a go.))

Indurain comes out of his bedroom, though it seems like he forgot to get dressed (again!). *He heads down the foyer stairs and out into the front garden.

"I really need to get some plants...I should talk to Gwen."

With that he stands in the spot which teleports him down into the streets of the town.


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

After a while, Indurain returns to his palace, and heads off into the kitchen for a nice breakfast burrito.

Eventually, he falls asleep where he dreams pleasant dreams of lollipops and librarians. ;) Oh, and Paige too.

Indurain
2006-08-27, 09:26 PM
Indurain shuffles up to the spot where he is transported up to his palace in the sky. *He begins to walk towards the door, but collapses on the ground 20 feet short.

He burst into uncontrollable sobs. *He continues to cry long into the night, his wails heard faintly over the town. *After nearly 3 hours, the sobs die down and are replaced by the snorts and snores of very disturbed sleep.

((And that's a wrap. MUCHOS GRACIAS TO THE LIBRARIAN AND TROG. That was more fun that I'd ever have expected at the start. You guys rock!))

Madmal
2006-08-27, 10:33 PM
((i have to warn you, though...Mal's gonna kill you...or Paige....))
((men, i wish i could participate in a storyline....))
((hint, hint))

Ares
2006-08-27, 10:34 PM
((And Ares...but good job Indurain, you did your part well...and no, Ares is still going to kill you.))

AmberVael
2006-08-27, 10:36 PM
((^: In other words- Good work, Indurain. Good night, sleep well, I'll most likely kill you in the morning. ;D))

BelkarsDagger
2006-08-27, 10:37 PM
((And of course we'll be saying that for three years, right?))

AmberVael
2006-08-27, 10:40 PM
((If so, then he will also get to be the Dread Pirate Roberts. Sound good?))

Indurain
2006-08-28, 01:06 AM
((Thanks for all the kind words. Mal, if you come up with a story, there's likely a bunch of people who would help you out with it. But you can't expect others to make up a story for you.))

Indurain wakes up in his "garden" many hours later. He sits up dazed, as a wave of naseua hits him, he turns and throws up into a patch of dirt. He gets to his feet, and staggers around a bit.

"I need a drink."

He stumbles over to the teleport spot and ends up on the streets, naked and dirty.

Madmal
2006-08-28, 09:30 AM
((i have one in mind, about Mal and Trel's origins, and why i sometimes rant drunk about creepy things....i was mostly talking about including myself (and the rest of my group) more in other storylines...))
((Alas, i have to get an edge on my college's grades before that...and i also have to finish their biographies...ah well))

Daedrous Avari
2006-08-28, 05:23 PM
((Can't wait for the pimpfest. Have a few ideas for it...))

Yarram
2006-08-28, 06:33 PM
((just because it seems to be the current trend....
I might turn back to chaotic evil))

nailohi8
2006-08-28, 07:08 PM
((^If you do, you lose your job.))

wxdruid
2006-08-30, 06:25 PM
Gwen beams up to the palace and looks around for Indurain, not seeing him on his throne, she looks around the public areas. She notes where plants are needed and what types she should bring up and goes back down into town.

Indurain
2006-08-30, 09:04 PM
Indurain heads up the teleporter and looks around his bare front yard.

"Gwen'll make this look good." He says, smiling.

He steps through his front door, looking around.

"I have to make sure I talk to Earin about this party though."

Indurain heads up to his room.

AmberVael
2006-08-30, 10:13 PM
((I swear, you kill my party and I will rip your eyeballs from their sockets and force feed them to you. In a polite way, of course. ;)))

Destro_Yersul
2006-08-30, 11:50 PM
((i think he's reffering to changing the parties name, after Destro offered it as an alternative to cancelling.))

Indurain
2006-09-04, 03:45 PM
Indurain stetches as he walks out of his room. A large yawn escaping his lips. He looks around his palace, admiring it's fine craftsmenship.

"Mortia rules!"

Indurain heads down out into the barren garden and teleports himself into the town.

"I think I'll stroll around town and see what's going on."

wxdruid
2006-09-04, 08:40 PM
Gwen beams up with lots of plants and looks around. She carefully places each pot in just the right spot and then starts some planters full of herbs and flowers

Mortia De Luna Draco
2006-09-04, 09:20 PM
(( ah! that explains it, I knew my ears were burning for a reason...))

wxdruid
2006-09-04, 09:23 PM
She then starts in on the barren garden, humming to herself as she arranges the flower and herb gardens into the classic knot formations.

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Later she looks at her work and grins. Thinking to herself.....Indurain should be pleased and she goes back down into Town.

Indurain
2006-09-05, 03:24 AM
Indurain beams up to his front lawn, expecting his barren garden to greet him.

"What the?" *Indurain says, looking around at the garden.

"Gwen? *Wow, she's great. *This looks magnificent."

Indurain strolls around the garden for a while, before heading in to bed.

((And with that...goodnight.))

wxdruid
2006-09-09, 12:29 PM
Gwen pops up to the palace and maintains the gardens she planted :-) and then goes back down to Town.

AmberVael
2006-09-16, 09:27 PM
A large group of NPC orcs in bright purple half-capes and breeches walk to Indurain's palace, each of them carrying a massive crate. They teleport up and begin setting up for the party that will soon take place.

wxdruid
2006-09-16, 09:44 PM
Gwen beams up to check on the gardens before the party. Finding them all in fine shape she beams back down to town and goes home.

AmberVael
2006-09-16, 11:00 PM
Earin and Elya appear, not yet in party garb. They beam up and look around, making sure everything is in place. Earin looks at the sound system and smirks at the song list, and then heads over to the refreshments. Elya watches him carefully.
Don't even touch those, I'm watching you.
Earin thinks of a number of loopholes, but decides not to risk it anyways. Or at least not yet.

Death, your friend the Reaper
2006-09-16, 11:58 PM
*Death regains the use to stand upright, having recently been a werwolf.

He goes to find a tree to get changed into his costume.*


http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j139/z-t/Deathwolf1.gif

V

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j139/z-t/death.gif

V

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j139/z-t/NudeDeath.gif

V

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j139/z-t/DeathPimp.gif

Perfect.

Cathrindir
2006-09-17, 12:03 AM
Cathrindir teleports to the palace and puts on his Bling.

Dispozition
2006-09-17, 12:04 AM
((Heh...He used my avatar...Sweet))

*Struts in and looks around. Seeing very few people, he wonders where all the pimps are*

"Where are y'all? All gone hiding 'cus the masta's here?"

Fenric
2006-09-17, 12:04 AM
*Fenric and Myobi beam into the palace*

Hi, everyone.

Hello

Cathrindir
2006-09-17, 12:05 AM
"Yo, Fen, My, Diz."

Destro_Yersul
2006-09-17, 12:06 AM
Destro pops into existence wearing his standard black cloak. He greets everyone, then waves one hand around. A large purple and cream cloack pops into his hand, as well as a purple hat. He takes off his black cloack and puts the other ones on over his grey robe.

Cathrindir
2006-09-17, 12:06 AM
"Yo, Destro."

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2006-09-17, 12:06 AM
*Atreyu teleports up.* "I feel silly."

Cathrindir
2006-09-17, 12:07 AM
"Yo, Llama. Pimpin'!"

Indurain
2006-09-17, 12:07 AM
Suddenly Indurain steps out of a room behind the throne. He looks around at the people gathered.

"WELCOME TO THE PIMP PARTY!" He yells, a smirk spreading across his face.

"The next 24 hours are all about fun at the expense of others. So...without further adieu...let the mocking begin."

Cathrindir
2006-09-17, 12:08 AM
Cathrindir puts his hands into Devil Horns. "W00t! PAARTAY!"

Fenric
2006-09-17, 12:09 AM
*Fenric and Myobi wander over to Atreyu*

You feel silly?

I still can't believe I got my tail pierced for this...

Dispozition
2006-09-17, 12:09 AM
"Yo. Where's our music? Eh? I wan't me some pimpin' music."

Destro_Yersul
2006-09-17, 12:09 AM
Sup Cath?

Death, your friend the Reaper
2006-09-17, 12:10 AM
*Death comes from behind the tree*

Wazzup all?

*He gives complicated hand shakes to all he mets*

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2006-09-17, 12:10 AM
"Hiya, Cathrinder, hiya Fenric, Myobi, Indurain, Destro and ...Death? Wow boss, i've never seen you dress like this. just that errr...light red robe on occassion"

Indurain
2006-09-17, 12:10 AM
"The music will be coming shortly. I just have to warm up my vocal chords." Indurain says with a sly smile.

Cathrindir
2006-09-17, 12:11 AM
"Not but the party, fo shizzl. Nice digs!" Cathrindir replies to Destro. Cathrindir shakes Death's hand.

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2006-09-17, 12:12 AM
"Myobi, it looks shiny though."

Destro_Yersul
2006-09-17, 12:12 AM
Hey llama. How's it hangin?

Dispozition
2006-09-17, 12:13 AM
"It's pink Llame. Just say it with me. Pink. And hey-a Death. Yo' lookin' like a real playa now, know what i'm saying dawg?"

AmberVael
2006-09-17, 12:13 AM
Earin and Elya come out of some of the back rooms, grinning widely.

Fenric
2006-09-17, 12:14 AM
*Myobi wags her tail*

Yeah, it is.

*Fenric just grins, and the two mingle among the partygoers. They greet Earin and Elya*

Hey, you two!

Hi!

(( goodnight, and have fun! ))

Cathrindir
2006-09-17, 12:14 AM
Cathrindir applauds Earin and Elya. "Nice threads, y'all!"

Gamerofthegame
2006-09-17, 12:14 AM
((Note; Everyone's intelligance drops by 10 when arrival and particpation in this event. :P ))

Dispozition
2006-09-17, 12:14 AM
((Too many posters...Being simu-ed 5+ times at a go...*Breaks down in fit of tears*))

"Yo, Earin. You're the man now, dawg."

Cathrindir
2006-09-17, 12:15 AM
((My intelligence had to get raised for me to get the bonus language of Ethnic Pimp.))

Destro_Yersul
2006-09-17, 12:15 AM
((Destro is immune to ability damage.))
Earin! sup homey?

Dispozition
2006-09-17, 12:17 AM
((You don't lose intelliegence. You just gain major skill points in Pimp. I do believe I only got about 3 though. Cath over there looks like he got my other 17 plus his 20.))

"Awww...Man. This is just sick y'all."

AmberVael
2006-09-17, 12:17 AM
Earin just nods and looks cool, as if he expected all of this. He exchanges a few odd hand shakes and strolls over to the magic music box. Elya follows him, apparently trying hard not to laugh.

Indurain
2006-09-17, 12:18 AM
A couple of gnolls roll out a mix station and set it up in front of Indurain's throne.

Indurain flips a switch on the mix station and the beat begins immediately.

"LET'S GET RETARDED!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YysijvNL2_g)

Destro_Yersul
2006-09-17, 12:18 AM
Word.

Cathrindir
2006-09-17, 12:20 AM
"S'real. Tha's the sounds!" Cathrindir starts beatboxing to it.

AmberVael
2006-09-17, 12:21 AM
Earin and Elya mingle, and talk to Fenric and Myobi about Indurian's new 'crib'.
((Sadly, I have to go. See ya'll later!))

Dispozition
2006-09-17, 12:21 AM
((We better get some fort minor in on this. They really are fo' shizzle))

"That beat is just hard, man."

Death, your friend the Reaper
2006-09-17, 12:21 AM
*Death smiles at Llama, he puts the light red occasion to the back of his mind, and to the carefull observer he can be seen to flick his wrist in which a plane worse than the seveth level of hell (http://thepayne.net/~bgordon/images/bananas.jpg) was then brought to it's end.*

One must always be ready to study humans more closely to understand their physcological thoughts and feelings, although this costume does make me feel out of place to the ordinary...

*Death completes the ritual 150 second greeting with Cathrindir and then turns to Dispozition*

I'm on the same plane my hommie. Maybe you can get yourself some

*Death composes himself*

"Some hot boo-tay."

*Death feels a part of him metaphorically die.*

Your campain may yet be a success.

((brb))

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2006-09-17, 12:22 AM
*Atreyu gets jiggy with it!*

(Death, you have no idea how happy I am to see that plane die a cold horrible demise.)

(V this may get a little awkward)

Gamerofthegame
2006-09-17, 12:22 AM
Kerigan flies into the part on her flying broom, blinking with a "Wtf?" face, having been disorted from the shadow plane into the "party" plane. She quickly disembarks and glances about, raising a brow."


((I demand Take me out and We're not going to take it is put on the list O songs! :P ))

Destro_Yersul
2006-09-17, 12:24 AM
Fo' shizzle Dis.

Indurain
2006-09-17, 12:24 AM
As the song wraps up...

"Let's step it up another notch...biatches!"

Go shorty! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEvLzJTYZZM)

Cathrindir
2006-09-17, 12:24 AM
"Right and left, homefry." Cathrindir keeps beatboxing.

Gamerofthegame
2006-09-17, 12:26 AM
Kerigan continues to blink dumbfoundly, her brain slowly rotting away to the level of dumbass currently arond her.

Cathrindir
2006-09-17, 12:27 AM
((Hey, don't be hatin' on the hood!))

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2006-09-17, 12:28 AM
*Atreyu begins trying to emulate those dancing around him and hollars out* "Am I jiggy yet?"

Cathrindir
2006-09-17, 12:29 AM
"You be jiggin', Llamay!" Cathrindir continues his tireless beatboxing.

Destro_Yersul
2006-09-17, 12:30 AM
((Don't playahate on me. Playahate somebody else. Foo.))
Destro gets himself a drink from the refreshment table.

Dispozition
2006-09-17, 12:31 AM
((Damn it...I don't even know half these songs. I don't evel like rap...Unless it's good, like linkin park or a couple of emininem ones))

*Starts break dancing*

((I think that's what it is. I couldnt remember))

Indurain
2006-09-17, 12:31 AM
The some comes to a conclusion.

"Alright, I wanna see everybody on the dance floor for this song. One of my personal favourites."

Gonna have ya naked... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIslijVGQPY)

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2006-09-17, 12:31 AM
*The llama lets out a bleat of joy*

Gamerofthegame
2006-09-17, 12:32 AM
Kerigan's brain dies as she sees the Llama make several pelvic thrusts in a general direction, Now deciding that afterwards she has to burn the Llama's body to kill him.

Kerigan finaly thinks up words, "What... the... f-" The music seems to conveintly raise in volume to censor her.

Cathrindir
2006-09-17, 12:33 AM
"Yea-yuh!" Cathrindir beatboxes even faster to the rythym of the song, then leaps onto the floor and somehow breakdances at the same time.

Destro_Yersul
2006-09-17, 12:33 AM
Destro sips his drink. I don' dance G. It messes wit' the bling.

Dispozition
2006-09-17, 12:35 AM
*Stops break dancing to look at Cath*

"Dawg. How'da do that. That's masta playa, that is."

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2006-09-17, 12:36 AM
*Atreyu sneaks over to the jukebox and fiddles with it a bit to play his favorite song (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php) when no one is looking.

Destro_Yersul
2006-09-17, 12:36 AM
Destro nods agreement. That's some hardore shizzle dawg.

Cathrindir
2006-09-17, 12:36 AM
"Fo sho ti's. Cathrindir somehow pulls off a backflip, then lands on his feet and pulls his hands into Devil Horns. "'Dis playuh is rockin'!"

Gamerofthegame
2006-09-17, 12:37 AM
*Atreyu sneaks over to the jukebox and fiddles with it a bit to play his favorite song (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php) when no one is looking.

((SHOCKING NICE!))

Kerigan raises a brow, mummering to herself.

Indurain
2006-09-17, 12:39 AM
Halfway through the Llama song, a scratching noise is heard.

"I'm sorry Llama...this party is about pimps...not about Llamas...or ducks. With that in mind, time for an oldie but a goldie."

I'm Bad. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSWLKQMN34Y)

Dispozition
2006-09-17, 12:39 AM
((Nice Llama. Good call.))

*Shakes his head and swagers over to the bar next to destro*

"Watup D?"

Cathrindir
2006-09-17, 12:40 AM
*Cath dances to the noise*
((See 'yall tommorrows!))

Gamerofthegame
2006-09-17, 12:40 AM
(( I elect that after this party we do a general music party... So we can do good songs, not stale ****. :P ))

Death, your friend the Reaper
2006-09-17, 12:41 AM
*Death glides over to Kerigan*

How are you today, if I may inquire?

*Sips some ginger beer from the table of drinks.*

Drink?

*Death offers Kerigan the second ginger beer he is holding.*

Gamerofthegame
2006-09-17, 12:42 AM
Kerigan shakes her head, looking up to Death. "Question mate..." She glances over to the dancers, then back to death. "What the hell?"

Destro_Yersul
2006-09-17, 12:42 AM
Jus' blingin' it Dis. Sup wit' choo?

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2006-09-17, 12:43 AM
(as far as avatar parties go, a thrope party seems to be next on the menu, but Indurain would probably be up for a general music bash sometime)

*LLama just shakes his head at Indurain and snickers underneath his breath*

Indurain
2006-09-17, 12:44 AM
((Kerrigan...I agree. Though I'll be the first to admit. I'm hooked on that Justin Timberlake song...dude knows how to make a catchy hook.))

"This one right here goes out to all my homies who rock the 4:20!"

Hope you're ready... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOueLfKQCT0)

Dispozition
2006-09-17, 12:46 AM
((Music party sounds goood. Get some Bravery and Wolfmother there))

BelkarsDagger
2006-09-17, 12:47 AM
((llamallamallamallamallamallamallamaduck))

((Atreyu... that song... PWNED!))

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2006-09-17, 12:49 AM
(thanks, Oskar!)

*Atreyu isn't quite sure what 4:20 means, but he does see lots of tasty plants on the screen where they are showing the music video*

Destro_Yersul
2006-09-17, 12:50 AM
((Doesn't it though?))
Destro sips his drink.

Gamerofthegame
2006-09-17, 12:50 AM
(( You never heard it? OMG! Its like the Badger song.. but Llamarific!))


(( There should be a general music party in celebration for the snow oracle's repellance. Yar. ))

Indurain
2006-09-17, 12:51 AM
"Time to bust out something from the dirty south."

Uno, dos, tres, it's on! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XBgXBvI8a0) *

((Now this song, I love, and will always love!!))

((Couple more songs than I have to hit the bed...But Indurain would DEFINATELY be up for a music party [as one of the town's only bards]...keep me updated.))

Death, your friend the Reaper
2006-09-17, 12:51 AM
*Death smiles*

Well, I do believe this ritual is commonly practised in some parts of the plane. As a part of my book...

*Pulls out Human's; why do they even bother living there small, pathetic and meaningless lifes, and then puts it away*

...I am here to do some reasearch, oh and Indurain is a great Emperor.

*Sips his ginger beer*

With a good choice of drinks.

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2006-09-17, 12:52 AM
(badgers? badgers? we don't need no steenkin badgers)

Destro_Yersul
2006-09-17, 12:53 AM
Destro overhears Death. Word, big D. Indurain is da shizzle.

Gamerofthegame
2006-09-17, 12:54 AM
"... Yeah.. Tall folks are ****ing insane." She sighs, tempted to leave, but not sure exactly how to.

((Right, To the town hall I go.))

Indurain
2006-09-17, 12:54 AM
oh and Indurain is a great Emperor.

((Why Mr. Death, I do declare.))

Death, your friend the Reaper
2006-09-17, 12:58 AM
*Death composes himself and remembers what he learned*

Indeed Destro, he is da bomb!


"... Yeah.. Tall folks are ****ing insane." She sighs, tempted to leave, but not sure exactly how to.


Tall folks?

*Death is slightly confused at this statement*

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2006-09-17, 12:59 AM
*Atreyu, seeing Myobi in conversation with Earin, sneaks over in an attempt to play "nip the tiail" while she is distracted. A second later, a yelp is heard, but its not from the werefox. shortly after that, Atreyu comes back nursing a chipped tooth*

(see Myobi's avatar if you don't understand.)

Indurain
2006-09-17, 01:00 AM
"Alright, time for a definate booty shaker."

Psych, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5lqX8X4ATI)

Destro_Yersul
2006-09-17, 01:00 AM
Destro grins slightly at the llama.

Gamerofthegame
2006-09-17, 01:01 AM
"Tall folk... That'd be what us Hins call humans and the like... They being tall and all."

Dispozition
2006-09-17, 01:04 AM
((I'm a bard...What do you think the guitars for?))

"Yo', Death. Whattup homie?"

Indurain
2006-09-17, 01:07 AM
((I'm a bard...What do you think the guitars for?))


((I said ONE of the only bards...you, me, Death (?) and Amiria's got one.))

As that song fades, Indurain grabs the mic.

"Alright...one more before I take a break. This one goes out to a very special quadraped out there in the audience. Llama...this one's for you!"

It doesn't matter (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enRCDoLdFVw)

Dispozition
2006-09-17, 01:10 AM
((Sorry. I'm tired. I'm missing a lot of words when I'm reading))

Indurain
2006-09-17, 01:12 AM
As the song fades Indurain turns away holding up two fingers in a peace sign.

"PEACE...I'M OUT!"

With that Indurain disappears into one of the rooms near the throne.

((Good night all. Have fun...feel free to create whatever rooms you want in my palace...ANYTHING...I don't have enough stuff in my "crib" yet...so have fun.))

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2006-09-17, 01:13 AM
*the llama stands on his hind rear legs and swooshes his fore legs in front of him. Then he runs to one end of the room and back to the other end. Next, he stops over an NPC who has passed out, again stands on his hind legs, shakes himself and drops "an elbow" on the poor NPC. Finally, he crawls on top of the chest of the unconscious NPC and hooks his foreleg under the leg of his victim, pulling the leg up and looks to Indurain to make the count.*

*He sticks his tongue as the Emperor turns and leaves, then laughs*

Destro_Yersul
2006-09-17, 01:14 AM
Peace Indurain.

Death, your friend the Reaper
2006-09-17, 01:15 AM
*Death waves at those leaving*

((ah sorry about that, I was just a bit conused, its only 1:09pm, you can't except me to be awake yet.))

Ah, yes, they tend to egg each toher on in big groups. Pardon me.

*Death takes his leave and goes over to Dispozition*

Nuthing much. Sup to you? You still going to go on your quest here to get yourself

*Death composes himself*

"Some hot boo-tay."

*Death feels a part of him metaphorically die.*

((repeated in case you missed it above))

*Death sips some ginger beer and requests his song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2QzbK6zpTU)*

Gamerofthegame
2006-09-17, 01:19 AM
Kerigan humps slightly, sliding out her flying broom again and flying off, back to the material plane.

(( Ta mates... And remember, Kill bill owns your SOUL. SOUL. ))

Dispozition
2006-09-17, 01:21 AM
((That's seriously in good flavour))

"I'm still in on my quest to"

*Composes himself*

"Get some boo-tay"

*Feels part of himself die, metiphically*

"I think I'll get luck-ay tonight"

((I see what you mean...I feel less already))

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2006-09-17, 01:23 AM
*The llama has a strange desire to wear a cowbell. A big one, and a few of them. He wants MORE COWBELL! *

*he also throws a Leprachaun at Dizposition* "Here he is, if you want him."

Death, your friend the Reaper
2006-09-17, 01:28 AM
*Death suddenly heres a small bell ringing far away.*

I must be going, Management and all.

*Death does the farewell greety handslaps with LLama, Dispozition, Destro, the NPC and all others around.*

I'll send you my good luck Dispozition.

*Death whistles and Binky rides majestically in.*

Fare well my *composes himself for the last time* Pimpin' Dawgs.

*Death rides off through the planes*

Lucky
2006-09-17, 01:28 AM
*he also throws a Leprachaun at Dizposition* "Here he is, if you want him."


Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
Ouch! Lucky says as he collides with Dizposition. What happened? How'd I even get here? Weird...

POOF!

Destro_Yersul
2006-09-17, 01:31 AM
Peace out Death.

Dispozition
2006-09-17, 01:54 AM
((Now to show off my newly found animating skills))

*The music suddenly stops and a small white figure appears in the middle of the room. It sits down and it's head starts to click*

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i119/Dispozition/kodamaanimation.gif

((Sig it...You know you want to...;D
And don't blame me...Blame RB!!))

Destro_Yersul
2006-09-17, 01:56 AM
Destro finishes his drink. He leans against a nearby pillar and watches the proceedings.

Exachix
2006-09-17, 02:11 AM
Exachix materialises at the Party, he appears to have changed into bling whilst in transit.

"Helllo."

He wanders over to refreshments, obtains a drink, and goes at stands by a wall.

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2006-09-17, 02:13 AM
*Atreyu looks really tired from dancing but waves hello to Exachix*

Destro_Yersul
2006-09-17, 02:14 AM
Destro nods to Exachix. He continues to lean against the pillar, waiting for morning.

((I'm off for the night. Later.))

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2006-09-17, 02:46 AM
((( Libris' pimpatar (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v229/wickedweasley/cubpimped.png) I'm not sure where Libris has been but her Pimpatar looks hilarious. I thought I'd post the link here so everyone could see Libris, Kratos, and Greeny in all their pimped out glory.

She did post this link in the OOC thread, so I don't think she'd be mad about me posting it here.)))

Dispozition
2006-09-17, 03:06 AM
((Her avatar is, imho, the best one that was done for this pimpin' event.))

Exachix
2006-09-17, 03:15 AM
((As a minor silly question. Is this place out of sinc like the arena is? So can i be here and somewhere else at the same time?))

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2006-09-17, 03:18 AM
(Yep. Cuz Atreyu is still hiding reading in the library. )

Zann
2006-09-17, 04:25 AM
The Prince (of Pimp) appears in in a new way: a puff of purple smoke and a brief clip of Barry White.

"Fo' shizzle, y'all!"

With a little twirl of his cane, he moonwalks over to the refreshments.

InaVegt
2006-09-17, 04:38 AM
Gezina

Yo, how y'all doin'?

*Gezina says as she appears*

Dispozition
2006-09-17, 05:04 AM
((I think I'm the only 'original' here right now... :'(...Oh well...You're all my friends))

"How's it pimpin' Zann. Yo' lookin' like tha devil! And Gez. Whoah. Yo' lookin' like a real playa' there."

InaVegt
2006-09-17, 05:07 AM
Gezina

All for tha party, playa.

Zann
2006-09-17, 05:23 AM
Straight up, homie. Gimme some lurve.

He holds out his hand to Dizposition. *cue weird handshake*

This place is da bomb!

Dispozition
2006-09-17, 05:29 AM
*The small white figure is still in the centre of the room, clicking it's head.
http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i119/Dispozition/kodamaanimation.gif
Dispozition shakes his head and laughs when he looks at it*

"You shoulda' seen it earlier dawg. Tha' place was full man!"

InaVegt
2006-09-17, 05:34 AM
Gezina

How tha party goin'?

Zann
2006-09-17, 05:36 AM
Good point, yo. Where everyone at?

Exachix
2006-09-17, 05:41 AM
Karsen appears in bling.

"Boo"

InaVegt
2006-09-17, 05:42 AM
Gezina

Yo, masta Kar, how ya doin'?

Exachix
2006-09-17, 05:44 AM
Karsen smiles.

"Yo! I'm doin good. You?"

[hr]
Exachix smiles and looks around.

InaVegt
2006-09-17, 05:46 AM
Gezina

Doin' good

Exachix
2006-09-17, 05:54 AM
Karsen smiles at Gezina.

"Nice bling"

InaVegt
2006-09-17, 05:58 AM
Gezina

Fer ya as well

Dib
2006-09-17, 06:01 AM
*Clarabell swoops in*

"So whicha yo boyz wanna try it wit me?"

((Dang! Back later.))

Exachix
2006-09-17, 06:06 AM
Exachix shakes his head and gets a drink.

[hr]
Karsen smiles at Gezina.

"thank you."

((I haven't got the hand of this talking thing yet. :P ))

InaVegt
2006-09-17, 06:14 AM
((Me neither))

Gezina

How do ya like tha party?

Exachix
2006-09-17, 06:15 AM
Karsen smiles.

"It's a whole heap of fun!"

InaVegt
2006-09-17, 06:18 AM
Gezina

I can't believe I pierced my ears for this though.

Exachix
2006-09-17, 06:21 AM
Karsy looks at Gezina's ears and smiles.

"I wonder if anyone peirced their tail..."

InaVegt
2006-09-17, 06:40 AM
Gezina

That would be so funny.

Exachix
2006-09-17, 06:42 AM
Karsen smiles.

"I don't think laughing at them would be a good idea."

InaVegt
2006-09-17, 06:43 AM
Gezina

Of course, what do you think I am?

Exachix
2006-09-17, 06:46 AM
Karsen looks a bit ashamed.

"I'm sorry. I didn't intend it as an insult."

InaVegt
2006-09-17, 06:47 AM
Gezina

Apologies accepted

*Gezina nuzzles Karsen*

Exachix
2006-09-17, 06:49 AM
Karsen smiles.

"Oh yeah I got you a prezzie!"

Exachix produces a heavy pouch out of his pocket.

InaVegt
2006-09-17, 06:50 AM
Gezina

A what?

Kantur
2006-09-17, 06:50 AM
Kantur appears in the palace and wanders over to the people, tired of editing this post...;)

Exachix
2006-09-17, 06:51 AM
Karsen smiles.

"A present!"

[hr]
Exachix wanders over to Kantur.

"Hello."

InaVegt
2006-09-17, 06:51 AM
Gezina

Hi Kantur, did you hear the news already?

*Gezina turns to Karsen*

What is it?

Kantur
2006-09-17, 06:53 AM
Depends what news, I heard of a murder of some NPC just after I arrived, but apart from that, nothing.

InaVegt
2006-09-17, 06:54 AM
Gezina

Karsen and I are going to get married.

Kantur
2006-09-17, 06:56 AM
Congratulations. Why's everyone so blinged up today anyway?
Asks he, despite being blinged up himself.

Exachix
2006-09-17, 06:56 AM
Exachix squats down and puts the pouch in front of Karsen. Then he stands back up.

"Well, I went to Alarra's Gems yesterday, and bought you..." Karsen pulls out an Amulet sort of thing with a diamond in it. "This!"

Karsen beams at Kantur.

Zann
2006-09-17, 06:57 AM
Zann couldn't help overhearing that comment.

:o

I'm so happy for you! You're the perfect couple! When's the wedding?

InaVegt
2006-09-17, 06:58 AM
Gezina

*Gezina would be seen blushing if her fur didn't cover her face*

Thanks, Karsy.

*Gezina turns to Zann*

Sunday the 24th, 9 AM (board time)

Zann
2006-09-17, 07:03 AM
Splendid! I'll get you a present!

Exachix
2006-09-17, 07:03 AM
Karsy Nuzzles Gezina.

"There are also a pair of Ruby rings in the bag."


((Got to go for a while. I'll be back later. NPC me if thy wishes))

InaVegt
2006-09-17, 07:05 AM
Gezina

*Gezina puts on the amulet and the rings, beaming*

Thanks, Karsy, thank you so much.

Kantur
2006-09-17, 07:16 AM
Kantur leaves the Palace

Zann
2006-09-17, 07:54 AM
*thoughts*

(I wonder if I can steal those jewels...)

Outwardly, though, he beams at Gezina.

Hoseki
2006-09-17, 07:57 AM
An elf and an unspeakably large tiger-roc hybrid fly up from the streets. "Wow." "Weird, isn't it?" "Fo' shizzle." "...What?" "Nothing." They leave.

Cathrindir
2006-09-17, 08:20 AM
Cathrindir finishes up his solo and sits down.
((Back at 1.))

Dib
2006-09-17, 09:05 AM
((An she's back!))

*Clarabell mingles*
((Not quite as exiting as I thought it would be.))

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2006-09-17, 09:14 AM
*Atreyu throws salt in everyone's game. Cathrinder's copy of Apples to Apples is now a little tastier when licked and Dib's Monopoly game has bits of salt in all the houses.*

Dib
2006-09-17, 09:18 AM
*Clarabell jumps back,*

"AAAH!!! Salt!"
((BTW Atreyu, I think there's something wrong with the directory.))

Zann
2006-09-17, 09:19 AM
Zann moves in on Clarabell.

Hey babe... You look good. Got any royalty in you?

Fenric
2006-09-17, 09:19 AM
*Fenric and Myobi wake up, and find salt in their drinks. They pour the drinks into the plants and get fresh ones*

Dib
2006-09-17, 09:20 AM
*Clarabell smiles at him, baring her fangs.*

"You don't wanna know what I got."

Zann
2006-09-17, 09:21 AM
Oh, I think I do...

He bares his own fangs back.

I'm a big fan of girls like you. I could makke you famous...

Dib
2006-09-17, 09:22 AM
*She puts a hand on him.*

"Really? Whywould I want that?" ;)

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2006-09-17, 09:23 AM
"Wait, people don't want salt in their games? But, but, GAH!! This is a really confusing subculture. Its hard being a pimp."

(fixed, thanks. Normally I'm better at catching those. oh well.)

Fenric
2006-09-17, 09:30 AM
*The foxes roam around the party, looking and acting like they are completely lost as to what's going on, but having fun anyway*

Dib
2006-09-17, 09:38 AM
*After deciding Zann isn't going to talk anymore, Clarabell goes off to talk to someone else.*
((Why'd he suddenly go offline?))

Zann
2006-09-17, 09:41 AM
((He didn't!))

Everyone loves fa-

He looks around.

Where'd she go?

He follows her, and taps her on the shoulder with his cane.

That's not nice.

Dib
2006-09-17, 09:45 AM
((Your profile said offline ???))

"Maybe so, but its not nice to ignore a gal who's talking to you."
((BTW, does anyone half a Pimp-to-English dictionary to hand?))

Zann
2006-09-17, 09:49 AM
Hey, don't rag on me, girl! Ah wuz here all along!

He looks at himself, and prods his bare chest.

At least ah think ah wuz.

Dib
2006-09-17, 09:50 AM
((Translation someone?))

"Look I don't know where you were, but what did you want exactly?"

Zann
2006-09-17, 09:55 AM
Eyyy, chill out, bre! Ah just wanna talk to youse, maybe get te know ye better, know what ahm talkin' 'bout?

He holds up his hands in a placatory way.

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2006-09-17, 09:55 AM
((Shock outta luck on that, just use some izzles and you'll be okay))

Dib
2006-09-17, 09:57 AM
((Whimper, stupid foreign tongue!))

"You wanna know me? I gotta know you. Whatcha name anyway?"

AmberVael
2006-09-17, 09:59 AM
Earin and Elya suddenly become alive again.

Fenric
2006-09-17, 09:59 AM
*Fenric and Myobi sip their drinks and watch*

{ vulpine } It is a strange variant of common

{ vulpine } And remarkably hard to follow, at that

Zann
2006-09-17, 10:00 AM
((Ack!))

Th' names Zann, honey, but mah homies call me the Prince.

He accompanies this with a little moonwalk, hat tipped over his eyes.

What 'bout you, hon?

Dib
2006-09-17, 10:01 AM
*She raises an eyebrow*

"The names Clarabell, but people just call me Clarabell."

AmberVael
2006-09-17, 10:01 AM
Earin and Elya walk over to Fenric and Myobi.
{vulpine} "No kidding, Myobi"

Zann
2006-09-17, 10:02 AM
He places a claw on her shoulder, then jerks it away, accompanying it with a little 'sss' sound.

This'ns a hot one, foo'!

To no-one in particular.

Lemme get yiz a drink.

Dib
2006-09-17, 10:03 AM
"You bet! What they got in this place anyway?"

InaVegt
2006-09-17, 10:05 AM
Gezina

*Gezina nuzzles Karsen who nuzzles her back*

Zann
2006-09-17, 10:06 AM
Booze, hun. Lots of it/

He twirls round, then extends a clawed hand.

Allow me to escort you to the bar.

Dib
2006-09-17, 10:07 AM
*She takes the claw/hand/thingy*

"Sounds nice, you like wowwy pops?"

Zann
2006-09-17, 10:09 AM
He laughs.

Ah knew you wuz a card from the moment ah saw yiz.

He leads her to the bar.

So, babe, what'll it be?

Dib
2006-09-17, 10:11 AM
*Her eyes brighten*

"Gotta be funky llama."

Zann
2006-09-17, 10:12 AM
((H'okay, I'm confused.))

The Prince blinks.

Ah dunno that one. Barkeep! Funky llama, double quick time!

Dib
2006-09-17, 10:13 AM
((By what?))

"What about your poison?"

Fenric
2006-09-17, 10:16 AM
*Fenric grins*

{ vulpine } I'm still eager to see how a lot of the other folks dress.

*Myobi nods and agrees*

{ vulpine } The fun of these is seeing the costumes.

Zann
2006-09-17, 10:18 AM
((By whatever it is you're saying. Funky llama? Poison?))

He puts on a posh accent.

A gentleman always orders for a lady first.

He gives a little bow, then straightens up, easy going again.

Nah, ah'm just kiddin'. Barkeep! A horn bender, extra strong!

AmberVael
2006-09-17, 10:18 AM
Earin looks around.
{vulpine} "I expect we'll see them later. I know just how many of them actually went out and got ready, and it would be a shame if they didn't actually use their costumes."

Dib
2006-09-17, 10:20 AM
((Poison=Alcohol

Funky Llama is a kind of wine))

"So what do you do then?"

Fenric
2006-09-17, 10:24 AM
*Fenric and Myobi resume their mingling*

(( Time for church. see ya ))

AmberVael
2006-09-17, 10:24 AM
((Anyone need a translator ot help them out?
Here is a gift from Divenion. Pimp yo talk wit dis, foo! (http://www.joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp)))

Dib
2006-09-17, 10:25 AM
((Works, but not quite PG-13))

AmberVael
2006-09-17, 10:27 AM
((Still funny though. And PG-13, not PG))

Zann
2006-09-17, 10:28 AM
Ah've got a liddle shop downtown, sells guns. Ah don't got many customers, but ah get big orders fr'm tahm ter tahm, an' ah've got a lot a money.

He accepts his drink from the Bartender and turns back to Clarabell.

Whut 'bout you, hon?

Dib
2006-09-17, 10:30 AM
((That's what I put ::)))

"Well if you really wanna know, I helped an evil god to try and take over the town and now I'm all lawful good and stuff and just got knocked out by a dragon."

Zann
2006-09-17, 10:32 AM
Funkeh lifestyle, babe.

He taps his head.

Speakin' o' quests, n'****, mah other self just got a quest to stop allothis goddamned snow.

Dib
2006-09-17, 10:33 AM
"Stop it!? Maybe slow it down a bit, very pretty."