Absolmorph's Azoic Arete of Adventitious and Aimless Random Banter - RB 161

[absolmorph]

Welcome, brethren, to the 161st Random Banter thread. Now, come and begin with the merry-making!

Rules List

1. Spam. For the purposes of RB, one word posts are generally considered spam. Likewise, posts that are nothing but *actions like this* are also be considered spam. Remember that the quality of the post's content is much better than the speed of your response.

2. This isn't the Play by Post or Town forum, nor is it the Silly Message Board Games or Structured Games forum. Please avoid continuous roleplay or mock battles and fights such as the "competition for control of the universe".

3. If it's already a thread, don't bring it to RB. RB has such a huge range of subject matter even restricted to the little snippets that probably don't warrant their own thread, it doesn't need legitimate thread topics cluttering it up as well. The exception to this is to bring something that is off-topic from one thread, but on-topic for RB and the subject doesn't warrant a thread of its own.

4. Don't advertise other threads in RB. Just because these new threads move at speeds more appropriate to a message board than an IM session doesn't mean you need to come over to RB and brow beat people into posting in your latest brainchild.

5. Please don't post single line posts alerting us to your current status -- as in "I'm back." This is Random Banter, not "How to stalk Random GitP forum members."

6. Don't poke, kick or bump the thread. It will move at whatever pace it wants to. Also, please refrain from Captain Obvious comments akin to "My, the thread is fast today."

7. Random Banter can only be as good, or as entertaining, as you make it. Demands to be entertained will fall on deaf ears unless you can add something more meaningful to the conversation.

8. As this is a public forum, where the current topic is nicely recorded for you, and not a conversation where you could have missed the beginning, please refrain from asking something to the effect of "What's the topic?". Please take the time to read up a bit first.

9. Thread Creator must include the words "Random" and "Banter" as well as the thread #. Try to be concise as well.

10. Every post should contain two visible, legible complete sentences, Subject and Predicate. C'mon, make your old English teachers proud.

11. Remember, Random Banter is not your IM client. If you want to have a back and forth discussion with just one person, look in their contact information for IM details.

12. Whenever a new thread is created, all "first post", "first page", and all posts of that nature will be deleted by the administrators. Please avoid doing this, as it is frustrating for them to deal with one-lined posts like this.

13. Double-posting is not your friend. We have edit buttons for a reason.

14. Once you have made a Random Banter thread, you must wait 50 threads before making another one.

15. If you can avoid dibs calling on making the next thread, that will avoid people needing to wait if the thread hits 50 pages while the dibs-caller is asleep.




Past Random Banters
Amotis' Random Banter #1 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13484)
Dhavaer's Random Banter #2 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13401)
PhoeKun's Random Banter #3 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13319)
Rei Jin's Random Banter #4 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13205)
Toxic Avenger's Random Banter #5 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13146)
Jibar's Random Banter #6 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13026)
Ego Slayer's Surrogate Random Banter #7 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12939)
Sneak's Random Barroom Brawl #8 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12918)
Sophistemon's Solemnly Random Banter #9 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12855)
Vaynor's Very Random Banter #10 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12834)
Bookman's Blathering Random Banter #11 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12809)
Gralamin's Glorious Random Banter #12 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12785)
Rilik's Resplendently Random Raillery #13 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12766)
Gezina's Growling Grazing Random Banter #14 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12747)
The Zerglings Utterly And Geeky Random Banter #15 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12740)
jaqueses Truthfully Randomly Fireside Banter # 16 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12735)
Jack Squat’s Jubilantly Quixotic Random Banter #17 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12693)
Cardel's Banter of Cookie Jubilation #18 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12668)
Archonic's Chaotically Random Banter of Rods #19 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12657)
The Rod's Inanimate Temple of RANDOM banter #20 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12638)
Lucky’s Loquaciously Loud-Mouthed Random Banter#21 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12630)
Deckmaster's Divinely Delightful Random Banter #22 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12614)
Saithis' Soliloquy of Random Banter #23 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12598)
Loveable Lianae's Ludicrous Lampooning Lottery #24 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12578)
NEO|Phyte's Neolithic Nest of Weasel Banter #25 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12544)
Target's Random Banter of "non-violence" #26 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12533)
Tarnag40k's Random banter of "grammar errors" #27 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12515)
Kyrian's Random Banter of ADHDness #28 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12507)
El Jaspero's Random Drunken Ramblings #29 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12503)
Boss Smiley's Eloquently Eggy Banter #30 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12494)
Lykan's Looney Explosionarama & Random Banter #31 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12482)
Iames's Iambic Yarn of Yammering #32 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12468)
Dispozition's Deviously Distressed Banter #33 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12458)
CP's Copiously Combusting Banter of Carnage #34 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12445)
Alarra's Altar of Random Banter #35 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12432)
Eloquent Rune's Electrifying Rambling Banter #36 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12423)
E_P's Very Own Quite Popular Random Banter #37 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12419)
Hydrogelic's Foolish Mortal Random Banter #38 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12413)
Ink's Smudgy Splotchy Random Banter #39 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12405)
Azrael's Big Black Book of Banter #40 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12397)
The Logic Vampire's Rational Random Banter #41 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12387)
Shiny's Shimmering Space-hitchin Random Banter #42 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12376)
ZombieRockStar's Random Banter #43 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12360)
Nostrabel's Realm of Cookies and Random Banter #44 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12342)
Charity's Cheery Chatter Circle #45 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12328)
Samiam's Spontaneous Scintillating Soliloquy #46 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12310)
LLama's Masked Mysterious Random Banter #47 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=26599)
Ravishing Rydia's Recumbentibus ^_^ Random Banter #48 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=27622)
Penguinizers Perilous Random Banter #49 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=28083)
Death's delightfully morbid surrogate random banter #50 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=28444)
Wayril's wonderfully weird surrogate random banter #51 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=28990)
Rawhide's Deck of Random Banter (52 Cards) (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=29697)
Korith's Sorrogate Random Banter of Zombie Killing #53 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=30353)
Surrogate thread of random Bor-dom #54 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=31109)
Rex Idiotarum's Painfully Pogoing Thread #55 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=31512)
The Wrath of KHAAAAAANtalas’s William Shatner Flavored Random Banter # 56 (Surrogate) (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=32080)
EmeraldRose's Random Banter of Lashing Wit #57 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=32494)
Captain van der Decken's Surrogate Ship of Random Loot (Banter) #58 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=32847)
SDF's Neverending I-Don't-Have-an-OotS-Avatar-Yet Story Banter #59 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=33465)
Mauril's Surrogate Dwelf Banter of Fantasy Race Confusion 60th Edition (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=34165)
Rockphed's Dice Rolling Toga Party of 61 Drunken CIA Analysts (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=34568)
var Lord_Magtok = Random(Banter*62) + Surrogate (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=34801)
Jibar's Retro Random Banter #63 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=35014)
Malina's Random Spanish Banter #64 of morphical annoyance (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=35256)
Mr. E's Random Banter #65 of Cane Toting and Hat Tipping (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=35418)
Ego Slayer's Hellishly Random Banter #66.6 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=35596)
Purple Gelatinous Cube o' Doom's bowl of bantery j-e-ll-o randomness #67 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=35859)
Zephra's Random Banter of Ghostly Wailings, and Howling Fun#68 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=36317)
Cobra Ikari's Random Banter #69 of Rampant Hugging, Guttermindedness, and ;-) Kinky. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=36977)
Scorpina's Random Banter #70 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=37480)
Raistlin1040's Super Special Awesome Random Banter #71(Now with 20% more tacos) (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=37824)
Uberblah's Random Banter #72 Of Caffeine And Sleep Deprivation Induced Randomness (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=38225)
Lucky’s Random Banter #73 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=38987)
Castaras's Random Banter #74 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=37836)
D'anna Biers RB #75 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=39495)
Zeb The Troll's RB#76 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=39801)
Eldpollard's RB #77 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=40128)
Gezina's and Calamity's Random banter #78 of double entendre and doom (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=40410)
Random Banter #79 In Loving Memory of Hexa_Regina (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=40909)
Zeratul's random banter #80 of throwing puppies off bridges (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=41778)
Vespe's Random Banter #81 of singing dolphins and mostly harmless planets. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=43254)
CSK's Giant in the Playground Forums Addicted Anonymous, Random Banter #82 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=44919)
Iames's Ramblingly Erratic Belldandy-Charged Random Banter #83 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=47592)
Serpentine's Scintillating Sensually and Sinuously Seductive Stochastic Satire #84 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=49048)
Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them... (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=50658)
Moon Called's Random Banter #86 of Sexy Anime Boys and Fangirl Squeals (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=51825)
Lilly's Lovely Random Banter #87 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=52783)
FdL's Fuzzbox-Fueled Random Banter #88 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=54612)
SweetRein's Sugary Restrained Random Banter #89 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=59668)
Midnight's Mutant Motorcycle Madness Random Banter #90 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=62430)
Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=65645)
Dragonrider's Random Banter in Conjunction with the Weighted Cube #92 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=67629)
Bushranger's Bodaciously Buffed Random Banter-y Rooster #93 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=69425)
Haruki's Historically Hilarious Honey-covered Random Banter #94 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=71161)
North's Maple Syrup Flavored Non-Alliterative Random Banter #95 Eh? (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=73464)
Wadledo's Weirdly Warbling Watercress Watching Washing Machine Only Random Banter #96 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=75946)
SMEE's Random Banter #97 of gender bending and closet bursting (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=78694)
Raiser's Rambunctiously Rambling Random Banter #98 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=81626)
Dr. Bath's Random Banter, dripping with daring deeds of dastardly deipnosophists #99 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=84068)
VOTE, the Democracy Demon's Devilishly Devious and Decidedly Diabolical Desultory Derision (Random Banter) #100 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=84914)
Jack Squat's Justlessly Juxtaposed Random Banter #101 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=87577)
Dallas-Dakota's Dundering Dandelion's Devilish Damsel's Distress Random Banter #102 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=4790602#post4790602)
Destro Yersul's Dangerously Distracting and Doubtlessly Disturbing Random Banter #103 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=4903962#post4903962)
Aziraphiles Actually Alliterative and Awesomely Affluent Random Banter #104 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=92718)
Cristo's Consistently Confusing and Constantly Casual Random Banter #105 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=94491)
Dish's Delightfully Deranged and Deliciously Deliquent Random Banter # 106 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=95905)
Slayer's Seemingly Sweet and Socially Silly Random Banter # 107 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=97703)
Zero's ambrosial and aberrantly adventitious, abstemiously erudite Random Banter #108 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=99100)
Coplantor's Completely Creative Cautious and Contemplative Random Banter #109 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=100414)
Rutskarn's Roly-Poly Rebellious and Rejected Random Banter #110 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=101156)
TwoBitWriter's Tubular Tracts of Thought-Talking Random Banter #111 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=5600540#post5600540)
Phase's Phully Phormed, Phalangeal, and Phantasmagorical Random Banter #112 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=101988)
Wolfbane's Wonderfully Wacky and Wildly Wandom Random Banter #113 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=102865)
The Kiwi's Kinkily Knotted and Kookily Kickass Random Banter #114 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=103674)
Jude's Judgmental Jugular Jab and Jibber Jabbery Random Banter #115 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=104480)
The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=105584)
Random Banter #117 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=106698)
Dragonprime's Dynamically Dangerous Dextrous and Destructive Random Banter #118 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=107882)
Farmer Felix's Fantastic FRandom FBanter #119 (may contain traces of fnuts) (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=109007)
Groundhog's Random Banter of Weather Prediction and Anti-Gopherness (part one) (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=110963&page=50)
Groundhog's Random Banter of Weather Prediction and Anti-Gopherness (part two) (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=113197)
Mrmud's Mixed-Up and Minimally Mechanized Random Banter #121 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=114623)
Dogmantra's Dastardly, Despotic and Dangerous Random Banter #122 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=116660)
Alteran's Amazingly Anachronistic, Altruistic, and Antagonistic Random Banter #123
(http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=118380)Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=6614894)
Fred's Flying Fishy, Fighting, Fiery, Fantastic Face Off Random Banter #125 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=121385)
Cyrano’s Non-Alliterative Inaugurational Random Banter #126 To Usher In The Future (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=122977)
Thanatos's Tharmturges Present: Tropical, Tipsy, and Typically Random Banter #127
loopy's Legendary and Long-Awaited Lollipop Fuelled Random Banter #128 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=123816)
Shadow's Shady Shop of Sharks, Shingles, Shammies, Shiny and Random Banter #129 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=125667)
KataraAltinaII's Premature Not So Short & To-The-Point Random Banter #130 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=126557)
Supagoof's Supa-Sensational Silly Symphonies Set Sizzingly On Fire Random Banter #131 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=128570)
Pyrian's Pyrotechnic Pyre of Pyrrhic Pyros with Pyrotic Pythics Random Banter #132! (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=130459)
Perenelle's Pleasantly Playful and Passionately Peculiar Random Banter #133 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=131814)
Rpgsr4me's Ravenous, Roaring, Raging Rampage of Random Banter #134 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=7373844#post7373844)
Il'deav Ilah'naie's Indiscreet Intimacies on Indigo Iceboats Random Banter #135 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=134438)
Recaiden's Resplendent and Rotating Realistic Random Banter #136 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=136879)
Jibar's Random Banter #137: Return of the Cat-muffin (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=138879)
Edge's Effluence of Extravagant and Effulgent Random Banter #138 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=7876065)
Zeb The Troll's Zecond Go At Ze Random Banter #139 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=8061505#post8061505)
Curly's Rambunctious and Erudite Random Banter #140 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=148462)
Deth Muncher's Destructive and Meandering Random Banter #141 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=150904)
A Thread in Which Banter Most Random is Expulsed Into Existence, By Ravens_cry #142 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=8722755)
Several Silly Sealions Stuffed Seaweed Southward Swiftly (Or, Random Banter #143) (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=159998)
The thread that changed name one last time, with style. (Random Banter #144) (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=161407)
Banjo’s Bodacious & Boosted Bumper Bulletproof Box of Banter Most Random #145 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=162819)
Masa's Massively Masterful Message Medium - Random Banter #146 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=164224)
KuReshtin's Vociferously Ruminating Harbinger of Random Banter - #147 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=166664)
Archonic's Archaic Acronymical Antidisestablishmentarianism Random Banter - #148 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=169890)
Skeppio's Splendidly Strange & Superbly Scintillating Random Banter - #149 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=173056)
Teddy's Turbulent and Topicless Random Banter #150 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=175338)
Fifty-Eyed Fred's Ferociously Fanatical and Fabulously Fascinating Random Banter #151 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=178205)
Rae's Really Rascally and Ridiculously Rowdy Random Banter #152 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=181296)
Haruki's Hot n' Holy Random Banter #153 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=10176275#post10176275)
MoonCat's Magnificently Mythopoeic Random Banter #154 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=187576)
Eadin's Exchange of Extraterrestrial Excuses AKA Random Banter #155 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=10628978#post10628978)
Happy HalfTangible's Horrific Hail of Random Banter #156 ( http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=10629167#post10629167)
AtlanteanTroll's Atrocious and Terrific Arcade of Terror - RB #157 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=196302)
LaLa’s Laughably Silly Random Banter Thread – RB #158 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=198767)
Zaydos's Zany Zooetic Random Banter - RB #159 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=200208)
Blue's Blessed and Blissful Random Banter - RB #160 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=201653)

Begin!

[DraPrime]

So...the Red Army Choir is awesome (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WD0WVL-HjE).

[Eon]

Oooh, first time posting in a new thread... A day to remember :smalltongue:


And by the way, I missed the whole thing too :smallsmile:

[LaZodiac]

Yay, perhaps this will lighten the mood a bit.

[Lateral]

What, you mean 'stem the endless tide of Lix clones?' :smalltongue:

[Eon]

Yay, perhaps this will lighten the mood a bit.

*Flips on light switch*
There we go

[Skavensrule]

I finally entered the 21st century and bought a smart phone today. A Samsung Epic. Still learning how it works.

+websurfing
+I can read OoTS with a special app

-wasted two hours playing Angry Birds

[TheCountAlucard]

So, someone wanted some garlic bread? :smallsmile:

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa100/TheCountAlucard666/Snapshot_20110609.jpg

Uh-oh, I think more than one person wanted some! Luckily, I have extra!

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa100/TheCountAlucard666/Snapshot_20110609_1.jpg

Umm, I have more, I guess...

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa100/TheCountAlucard666/Snapshot_20110609_2.jpg

TOO MUCH!

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa100/TheCountAlucard666/Snapshot_20110609_3.jpg

[Eon]

I finally entered the 21st century and bought a smart phone today. A Samsung Epic. Still learning how it works.

+websurfing
+I can read OoTS with a special app

-wasted two hours playing Angry Birds

Heh, I've seen some of my friends waste forever on those games. It's kinda funny to watch them...


So, someone wanted some garlic bread? :smallsmile:

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa100/TheCountAlucard666/Snapshot_20110609.jpg

Uh-oh, I think more than one person wanted some! Luckily, I have extra!

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa100/TheCountAlucard666/Snapshot_20110609_1.jpg

Umm, I have more, I guess...

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa100/TheCountAlucard666/Snapshot_20110609_2.jpg

TOO MUCH!

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa100/TheCountAlucard666/Snapshot_20110609_3.jpg



I bread about this case, just yeasterday, where a person ate too much garlic bread. It was pretty tragic. :smallamused:

Don't hurt me...

[Lateral]

So, someone wanted some garlic bread? :smallsmile:

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa100/TheCountAlucard666/Snapshot_20110609.jpg

Uh-oh, I think more than one person wanted some! Luckily, I have extra!

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa100/TheCountAlucard666/Snapshot_20110609_1.jpg

Umm, I have more, I guess...

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa100/TheCountAlucard666/Snapshot_20110609_2.jpg

TOO MUCH!

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa100/TheCountAlucard666/Snapshot_20110609_3.jpg
I lol'ed. And nommed. :smallsmile:

While we're on the subject:
MOAR GARLICK BREAD!
http://img4.myrecipes.com/i/recipes/su/07/09/garlic-bread-su-600542-l.jpg
http://img4.myrecipes.com/i/recipes/ay/07/garlic-bread-ay-1875697-l.jpg
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8ObJSMJC9Fg/ShnDSmg4crI/AAAAAAAAAZQ/RrFpxrKqDBM/s400/Garlic+Bread.JPG
And one more for good measure:
http://images.lifesambrosia.com/food/large/herb-garlic-bread.jpg
Bit o' a screen stretch, there.

[LaZodiac]

*Flips on light switch*
There we go

Not entirely what I meant, but ok!

[DraPrime]

I bread about this case, just yeasterday, where a person ate too much garlic bread. It was pretty tragic. :smallamused:

Don't hurt me...

I'll have none of your half-baked puns! :smalltongue:

[Lateral]

I'll have naan of your half-baked puns! :smalltongue:

Fixed that for youse. :smalltongue:

[DraPrime]

Fixed that for youse. :smalltongue:

Bah! There was already a joke in that comment. :smallannoyed:

[absolmorph]

Bah! There was already a joke in that comment. :smallannoyed:
What's wrong with cooking up another way to include pans in a conversation rye-f with pastry puns? Read that first "pans" as "puns".

[DraPrime]

What's wrong with cooking up another way to include pans in a conversation rye-f with pastry puns? Read that first "pans" as "puns".

Adding in too many puns takes away the sizzle.

[Lateral]

Adding in too many puns takes away the sizzle.

What did sizzling have to do with that? That joke made barley any sense. :smalltongue:

[LaZodiac]

What's wrong with cooking up another way to include pans in a conversation rye-f with pastry puns? Read that first "pans" as "puns".

If you're not careful you might burn out your pun muscle. The last thing we need is the smell of roasted Absolmorph.

[DraPrime]

What did sizzling have to do with that? That joke made barley any sense. :smalltongue:

I was just going with the subject of frying that had recently cropped up. You know, because of pans, and cooking.

[Heliomance]

*snarls*
After a couple of defeats in League of Legends, I'm feeling irrationally aggressive and want to stomp something. Trouble is, fairly sure I'm not going to win any more tonight, what with being slightly tired. So I will have to be content to just sit here and simmer.

[Eon]

Not entirely what I meant, but ok!

Here to help :smalltongue:


I'll have none of your half-baked puns! :smalltongue:

Too bad! I'll keep telling them oven and oven until we get into a heated debate.

[DraPrime]

Too bad! I'll keep telling them oven and oven until we get into a heated debate.

Careful, you don't want to challenge a philosophy major in a debate. You'll just get roasted. :smallamused:

[Eon]

Careful, you don't want to challenge a philosophy major in a debate. You'll just get roasted. :smallamused:

Dough, didn't know that! :smallamused:

Probably won't be a major inconvenience.

[LaZodiac]

*snarls*
After a couple of defeats in League of Legends, I'm feeling irrationally aggressive and want to stomp something. Trouble is, fairly sure I'm not going to win any more tonight, what with being slightly tired. So I will have to be content to just sit here and simmer.

You could always play some Dynasty Warriors, it's quite releaving, sending hundreds of bodies flying to their death. Or if you're playing the Fist of the North Star version, making them explode/be sliced into ribbons.

You could also try reading Berserk. It's about a guy that kills the crap out of everything.

[DraPrime]

Dough, didn't know that! :smallamused:

Probably won't be a major inconvenience.

You'd be surprised. I might not be intimidating in a debate at first, but I eventually rise.

[Eon]

You'd be surprised. I might not be intimidating in a debate at first, but I eventually rise.

You're ego continues to flour me. :smalltongue:

[Lateral]

You'd be surprised. I might not be intimidating in a debate at first, but I eventually rise.


You're ego continues to flour me. :smalltongue:

I rye the day I met both of you. :smalltongue:

[Eon]

I rye the day I met both of you. :smalltongue:

Just wheat for it... As long as it doesn't grain.

[DraPrime]

Your ego continues to flour me. :smalltongue:

Careful, don't make me slice you. :smallamused:


I rye the day I met both of you. :smalltongue:

You clearly just haven't reaped the benefits of our extreme punnage.

[AsteriskAmp]

Careful, you don't want to challenge a philosophy major in a debate. You'll just get roasted. :smallamused:


You'd be surprised. I might not be intimidating in a debate at first, but I eventually rise.

A few debate classes could make it possible to hold ones ground, specially if the opponent focuses more on an empirical point of view and gets to dismiss philosophy by virtue of the number of contradicting point of views philosophy has had in relation to itself.

[DraPrime]

A few debate classes could make it possible to hold ones ground, specially if the opponent focuses more on an empirical point of view and gets to dismiss philosophy by virtue of the number of contradicting point of views philosophy has had in relation to itself.

Shush, I was making a segue into some puns. :smalltongue:

[Eon]

Careful, don't make me slice you. :smallamused:

Only if you can find me loafing about.






You clearly just haven't reaped the benefits of our extreme punnage.

Shun the disbeliever!


also: Been in a debate class earlier this year, I like to think I was good.

[AsteriskAmp]

Only if you can find me loafing about.



Shun the disbeliever!
You should be pun-ished for this sort of puns.

[Lateral]

Just wheat for it... As long as it doesn't grain.


Careful, don't make me slice you. :smallamused:

Augh, I'm in so much pain right now. Couldn't you two at yeast have leaven this thread to do this?

[DraPrime]

Only if you can find me loafing about.

Shouldn't we move on to something other than bread? This is getting pretty stale.


Augh, I'm in so much pain right now. Couldn't you two at yeast have leaven this thread to do this?

Hey, we've only pierced the crust of my punning. I've carried on half hour pun conversations in real life where I had to make it up on the spot. Brace yourself.

[LaZodiac]

You're all going to Pun Jail. I know a cop!

[Eon]

You should be pun-ished for this sort of puns.

I think they're punderful.


Augh, I'm in so much pain right now. Couldn't you two at yeast have leaven this thread to do this?

Sharing is good. :smalltongue:


Shouldn't we move on to something other than bread? This is getting pretty stale.

As long as you pick a good bun.






Hey, we've only pierced the crust of my punning. I've carried on half hour pun conversations in real life where I had to make it up on the spot. Brace yourself.

I am quite quick on the puns, also. Some find it pretty crêpe. (Yes, it's a stretch)

[DraPrime]

As long as you pick a good bun.

Well, lets roll with the theme I set below:


You're all going to Pun Jail. I know a cop!

You can't bar us from engaging in such activity!

[AsteriskAmp]

You can't bar us from engaging in such activity!

I'm berry afraid I can't allow you to cherysh this moment.

[DraPrime]

I'm berry afraid I can't allow you to cherysh this moment.

Listen, the moment is not ripe for fruit puns yet. I was going for more of a prison theme here.

[MoonCat]

I turn my back for six hours and three minutes and there's a new thread? :smallannoyed:

Also, why the puns? WHY?!?!?!

[Eon]

Well, lets roll with the theme I set below:



You can't bar us from engaging in such activity!

Hey, it's not like we stool anything. :smallamused:


I'm berry afraid I can't allow you to cherysh this moment.

Use your melon, we're unstoppable. Sit back and enjoy the fruits of our labor.



Listen, the moment is not ripe for fruit puns yet. I was going for more of a prison theme here.

Hey, oops. I should be locked up for missing that one.


I turn my back for six hours and three minutes and there's a new thread? :smallannoyed:

Also, why the puns? WHY?!?!?!

It's my presence. They just appear.

[Lateral]

I think we're stuck with food puns now, for butter or for wurst. :smalltongue:

[DraPrime]

I turn my back for six hours and three minutes and there's a new thread? :smallannoyed:

Also, why the puns? WHY?!?!?!

Why the puns? Because we're trying to stitch together a funny conversation with this thread.


Hey, it's not like we stool anything. :smallamused

Yeah, claiming that we committed a crime is a load of crap.


I think we're stuck with food puns now, for butter or for wurst. :smalltongue:

Well I guess that's not too bad. Trying to ketchup with the sudden topic shifts would have been hard.

[AsteriskAmp]

I think we're stuck with food puns now, for butter or for wurst. :smalltongue:

You've meat your match.

[Heliomance]

Bah, stop with the puns already. You're dragging me out of a perfectly good bad mood I had brewing!

[MoonCat]

Bah, stop with the puns already. You're dragging me out of a perfectly good bad mood I had brewing!

It evidently came over to me when I read this thread. No, not really.

[DraPrime]

Bah, stop with the puns already. You're dragging me out of a perfectly good bad mood I had brewing!

Why don't you just pour it all out and tell us about this bad mood?

[Lateral]

Bah, stop with the puns already. You're dragging me out of a perfectly good bad mood I had brewing!

Too bad, you're starting to dough it as well. No whey to stop us now!

[Eon]

I think we're stuck with food puns now, for butter or for wurst. :smalltongue:

That's a bit of food for thought


Why the puns? Because we're trying to stitch together a funny conversation with this thread.

We'll nurse you and your sanity.


You've meat your match.

Don't you know what's at steak?

[LaZodiac]

Oh well then we better stop, nothing is worse then a lost bad mood!

[Lateral]

Oh well then we better stop, nothing is worse then a lost bad mood!

SCROD THAT!

[DraPrime]

Too bad, you're starting to dough it as well. No whey to stop us now!

These jokes are getting a tad bit cheesy, aren't they?

[Eon]

These jokes are getting a tad bit cheesy, aren't they?

Man, we sure are milking this. I don't dairy to stop. This could be our cash cow.


:smallamused: Don't worry, I'm done. For now.

[DraPrime]

Man, we sure are milking this. I don't dairy to stop. This could be our cash cow.

Ice cream because of these crazy puns!

[LaZodiac]

On that note, is anyone actually going to do that avatar thing I mentioned? I'd ask the original guy who made mine to do it but I don't want to bother him for every little thing :smalltongue:

[Lateral]

These jokes are getting a tad bit cheesy, aren't they?

A bit, yes, but they're gouda jokes so long as you remember to brie prepared for 'em.


On that note, is anyone actually going to do that avatar thing I mentioned? I'd ask the original guy who made mine to do it but I don't want to bother him for every little thing :smalltongue:
Which one?

[DraPrime]

A bit, yes, but they're gouda jokes so long as you remember to brie prepared for 'em.

True. I'm actually starting to get fondue of this new dairy theme that we've got going.


On that note, is anyone actually going to do that avatar thing I mentioned? I'd ask the original guy who made mine to do it but I don't want to bother him for every little thing :smalltongue:

What avatar thing? This epic barrage of puns has made me forget everything else.

[BladeofOblivion]

I'm...

slowly...

dying...

with...

each...

Pun...

It hurts more than love...

[Eon]

Ice cream because of these crazy puns!

That's pretty cold of you. Not cool, man.

Okay, so I lied earlier :smallredface:

[DraPrime]

That's pretty cold of you. Not cool, man.

Okay, so I lied earlier :smallredface:

Yeah, I prefer to just go all out with my puns, rather than sprinkling them lightly upon this thread.

[LaZodiac]

Just so you guys know, I called the Pun Cops.

[Lateral]

I'm...

slowly...

dying...

with...

each...

Pun...

Well, gouda for you. We're pavloving the whey to a new world order, and you're going to brie on the menu.

[DraPrime]

Well, gouda for you. We're pavloving the whey to a new world order, and you're going to brie on the menu.

Excuse me, but you already used those puns! Your humor has spoiled and run out of new puns!

[Eon]

Yeah, I prefer to just go all out with my puns, rather than sprinkling them lightly upon this thread.

I like being on topping of things.




Just so you guys know, I called the Pun Cops.

We'll police the area in a second.

[MoonCat]

I'm going to keep grapeing about this until you all stop. It has utterly lost its apeel.

[Lateral]

Excuse me, but you already used those puns! Your humor has spoiled and run out of new puns!

You think my humour has become stiltoned and forced? You couldn't brie more wrong. I oughta edam your face off and send a raven to pecorino your eyes out. Then I'll run awhey, and if you want to catch me ricotta find me first.

(I know I've used whey, brie, and gouda a lot, but they can pretty much just be stuck in anywhere with little trouble.)

[DraPrime]

I like being on topping of things.

Just be careful that you don't fudge things up.


I'm going to keep grapeing about this until you all stop. It has utterly lost its apeel.

Yeah, we might have squeezed all the juice out of this topic.


You think my humour has become stiltoned and forced? You couldn't brie more wrong. I oughta edam your face off and send a raven to pecorino your eyes out. Then I'll run awhey, and if you want to catch me ricotta find me first.

Look, you're doing it again! Your puns are no longer the cream of the crop.

[Eon]

I'm going to keep grapeing about this until you all stop. It has utterly lost its apeel.

I think it's just peachy.


Just be careful that you don't fudge things up.

I'm glad this thread isn't too desserted.

[DraPrime]

I'm glad this thread isn't too desserted.

Yeah, it's pretty sweet that we have people willing to brave these puns.

[LaZodiac]

At this point I am geniuanly curious just how long this will last. How many pages, tops?

[Eon]

Yeah, it's pretty sweet that we have people willing to brave these puns.

It's quite the treat.

[Lateral]

At this point I am geniuanly curious just how long this will last. How many pages, tops?

Wonder if we can keep it up for all 50. That would rock.


It's quite the treat.
Well, I think they know we'd meringue them if they didn't participate.

...Oh, god, that was a croppy pun. Now I want to Lay down and fry.

[Eon]

Wonder if we can keep it up for all 50. That would rock.

It'd be a cool stone to set.

[DraPrime]

At this point I am genuinely curious just how long this will last. How many pages, tops?

I don't know, but it might get pretty jarring if we go on too long.


Wonder if we can keep it up for all 50. That would rock.

It would have to be pretty solid to withstand the many anti-punners that are in this world.

[LaZodiac]

On that note, going to mention this again, if only on the change that someone might see it!

"On that note, is anyone actually going to do that avatar thing I mentioned? I'd ask the original guy who made mine to do it but I don't want to bother him for every little thing"

[Eon]

I don't know, but it might get pretty jarring if we go on too long.



It would have to be pretty solid to withstand the many anti-punners that are in this world.

We might be in a jam if we run out.

Maybe if we keep it down to earth.

[Lateral]

It'd be a cool stone to set.
No schist. It would be tuff if we could keep it up for the whole thread, but we can't take it for granite- someone might just come along and breccia the pattern.

[BladeofOblivion]

No schist. It would be tuff if we could keep it up for the whole thread, but we can't take it for granite- someone might just come along and breccia the pattern.

I'm an amateur geologist. I'm coughing right now. This is even worse than my other notable allergy! :smallyuk::smallfrown:

[MoonCat]

On that note, going to mention this again, if only on the change that someone might see it!

"On that note, is anyone actually going to do that avatar thing I mentioned? I'd ask the original guy who made mine to do it but I don't want to bother him for every little thing"

What did you ask for?

[DraPrime]

We might be in a jam if we run out.

Maybe if we keep it down to earth.

Just be careful. Too many puns can turn your brain to jelly.


No schist. It would be tuff if we could keep it up for the whole thread, but we can't take it for granite- someone might just come along and breccia the pattern.

Still, we would be able to carve our names into RB history if we succeeded.

[Eon]

No schist. It would be tuff if we could keep it up for the whole thread, but we can't take it for granite- someone might just come along and breccia the pattern.

Just hope they don't take us to quartz. It'd be pretty gneiss to keep it going for awhile.



Just be careful. Too many puns can turn your brain to jelly.



Still, we would be able to carve our names into RB history if we succeeded.


As long as we spread them out, we should be fine. Butter be safe, and we can toast about it later.


Good, name high

[LaZodiac]

Nothing much MoonCat. Basically Lix Lorn is putting her brain in people with psionics, so I figured it would be neat to see my avatar wearing Lix's cloths.

[DraPrime]

Good, set your name high.

I 'spire to become a great name in this forum.

[Eon]

I 'spire to become a great name in this forum.

I stalagmite be able to help. I hope none of us cave in, or let it slide.

[Lateral]

Just hope they don't take us to quartz. It'd be pretty gneiss to keep it going for awhile.

Hey, no quarries there. Even if they do, I've been to quartz before. I can talc to the magister and get us out of there with no trouble. No, they have snipers everywhere; I'm worried they'll make us diorite now. That would chert our movement, a bit.

[DraPrime]

I stalagmite be able to help. I hope none of us cave in, or let it slide.

We just need to keep fractures from appearing.

[Eon]

Hey, no quarries there. Even if they do, I've been to quartz before. I can talc to the magister and get us out of there with no trouble. No, they have snipers everywhere; I'm worried they'll make us diorite now. That would chert our movement, a bit.

I'd be pretty lawstruck if we win. I hope they don't judge us too harshly. I wonder if this is under their juryisdiction.



We just need to keep fractures from appearing.

I won't find fault. As long as we stay clear of fractions.

[DraPrime]

I'd be pretty lawstruck if we win. I hope they don't judge us too harshly. I wonder if this is under their juryisdiction.

It'll testify greatly to the craziness of the legal system if we can be prosecuted for puns.


I won't find fault. As long as we stay clear of fractions.

We'll be fine as long as it all adds up to a whole fifty pages.

[MoonCat]

Nothing much MoonCat. Basically Lix Lorn is putting her brain in people with psionics, so I figured it would be neat to see my avatar wearing Lix's cloths.

Ooh, sounds fun. I don't know who'd do that for you though.

What does Lix wear?

[Eon]

It'll testify greatly to the craziness of the legal system if we can be prosecuted for puns.



We'll be fine as long as it all adds up to a whole fifty pages.

I would hate to witness all of that. Maybe we could hold attorney while we wait for the decision.


Hopefully the puns multiply. We just need to get squared away.



Ooh, sounds fun. I don't know who'd do that for you though.

What does Lix wear?

Quite the mystery, can't wait for the case to be clothesed.

[DraPrime]

Ooh, sounds fun. I don't know who'd do that for you though.

What does Lix wear?

Don't we ever attire from all these avatar changes?


I would hate to witness all of that. Maybe we could hold attorney while we wait for the decision.

I don't know, my judgement tells me we should just stay clear.


Hopefully the puns multiply. We just need to get squared away.

We just can't let ourselves get divided.

[Lateral]

I'd be pretty lawstruck if we win. I hope they don't judge us too harshly. I wonder if this is under their juryisdiction.

Well, I am a little rusty on legal codes. Steel, I'm sure I can kick the other lawyers' brasses; they used to say my final speeches were electrumfying.

[DraPrime]

Well, I am a little rusty on legal codes. Steel, I'm sure I can kick the other lawyers' brasses; they used to say my final speeches were electrumfying.

Ah, a silver of hope!

[Eon]

Don't we ever attire from all these avatar changes?



I don't know, my judgement tells me we should just stay clear.



We just can't let ourselves get divided.

I imaging people enjoy their art in all of it.

I don't know, I'm still a little cleary on the subject.

Maybe they'll have some chart and go easy on us.


Well, I am a little rusty the legal codes. Steel, I'm sure I can kick the other lawyers' brasses; they used to say my final speeches were electrumfying.

They'll learn they metal their match.



Ah, a silver of hope!

A key element

[DraPrime]

A key element

Perhaps we have locked in on our solution to this legal problem!

[Eon]

Perhaps we have locked in on our solution to this legal problem!

It'd be fun to see their reaction. It would be quite radiant. I hope we have good formula.

[Vonriel]

Is this some mad bid to summon Death, our friend the Reaper? Because if so, it's not a very good idea. That guy is such a killjoy. Takes the life right out of the party, so to speak.

[Eon]

Is this some mad bid to summon Death, our friend the Reaper? Because if so, it's not a very good idea. That guy is such a killjoy. Takes the life right out of the party, so to speak.

A grave matter tomb me. Those jokes might just make someone blow their casket.

[DraPrime]

A grave matter tomb me. Those jokes might just make someone blow their casket.

Indeed. This whole thing is to die for.

[Eon]

Indeed. This whole thing is to die for.

We might get diced up. I wonder whose roll that would be...

[DraPrime]

We might get diced up. I wonder whose roll that would be...

Somebody who would find such actions natural.

[Lateral]

We might get diced up. I wonder whose roll that would be...
That joke made me saving throw up. :smallyuk:

[Eon]

Somebody who would find such actions natural.

Would he get off free? Or would it be the standard. Would they wait for his next move?


That joke made me saving throw up. :smallyuk:

You might need to check that out. Or try a home brew.

[Blue Ghost]

I wish I could join in the punning, but you guys are way out of my league. *sigh*

[Eon]

I wish I could join in the punning, but you guys are way out of my league. *sigh*

Don't be so blue...

[Lateral]

You might need to check that out. Or try a home brew.
I've already eaten tome much soup for my body to handle. I'm worried it'll make me round; it's already made me less swift.

I wish I could join in the punning, but you guys are way out of my league. *sigh*
Tell me about it. This is really hard. *is panting from the effort*

[Eon]

I've already eaten tome much soup for my body to handle. I'm worried it'll make me round; it's already made me less swift.

Don't stew about it, or I might have to give you a wide radius. You've learned your lessen.





Tell me about it. This is really hard. *is panting from the effort*

Maybe he should tellephone you. Unless your panting is phoney.

[Lateral]

Don't stew about it, or I might have to give you a wide radius. You've learned your lessen.

You're line to me. I know you can't split ray from me; we're twinned. :smallamused:

[Eon]

You're line to me. I know you can't split ray from me; we're twinned. :smallamused:

I don't want to go off on a tangent, but you sound fishy enough to be an angle-r. Do you have a degree? :smallamused:

[Lateral]

I don't want to go off on a tangent, but you sound fishy enough to be an angle-r. Do you have a degree? :smallamused:

Sorry, my ears don't work right. Can you say that in sine?

(Okay, not completely deaf. That was a bit of hyperbola.)

[Eon]

Sorry, my ears don't work right. Can you say that in sine?

(Okay, not completely deaf. That was a bit of hyperbola.)

You'd better shape up, this really mathers to me. I can even proof it.

[DraPrime]

You'd better shape up, this really mathers to me. I can even proof it.

Could we just cut all this out and go get ourselves some pi?

[LaZodiac]

Don't we ever attire from all these avatar changes?

I don't really want to change my avatar, I just want to get a collage of different versions of my avatar, because I think it would be interesting.

[Blue Ghost]

Could we just cut all this out and go get ourselves some pi?

That would be a rational course of action, would it not?

[Lateral]

I don't really want to change my avatar, I just want to get a collage of different versions of my avatar, because I think it would be interesting.

Interesting. Yes. *sidelong glance at own avatar*

[DraPrime]

I don't really want to change my avatar, I just want to get a collage of different versions of my avatar, because I think it would be interesting.

It would break my 'art to see my avatar undergo so many changes. I just prefer to switch to entirely different ones such as the steak rather than see my beautiful angel in any way different.


That would be a rational course of action, would it not?

Of course, unless someone is overly negative and ruins the whole experience for us.

[Lateral]

It would break my 'art to see my avatar undergo so many changes. I just prefer to switch to entirely different ones such as the steak rather than see my beautiful angel in any way different.

C'mon, only one pun? Cereally, that's wurst than you've ever done beflour! I'm artichoking!

[LaZodiac]

Well, my avatar is an extension of myself, and I like the idea of dressing up, so I like seeing my other self dress up too.

[DraPrime]

C'mon, only one pun? Cereally, that's wurst than you've ever done beflour! I'm artichoking!

Hey, at least I don't repeat them. You just reused that one using the word "wurst". I use them sparingly so as to give them a lot more meat.

[Perenelle]

I wish I could join in the punning, but you guys are way out of my league. *sigh*

I'm awful at making puns, whenever I do they're accidental and I rarely even notice them. =P

ION, I have two more days until I leave for Governor's School! (intense camp/school/music program/thing) Packing for six weeks is taking forever. :smallsigh: I'm probably packing too much, but I'm afraid I'll forget something or will run out of clothes so I'm over-packing for a reason.

also, I really want pumpkin pie, but it's impossible to find any this time of year. :smallfrown:

[Eon]

Hey, at least I don't repeat them. You just reused that one using the word "wurst". I use them sparingly so as to give them a lot more meat.

Hey, spare him your ribbing. What's your beef?

[DraPrime]

Hey, spare him your ribbing. What's your beef?

What can I say? I just like grilling people about their mistakes.


I'm awful at making puns, whenever I do they're accidental and I rarely even notice them. =P

ION, I have two more days until I leave for Governor's School! (intense camp/school/music program/thing) Packing for six weeks is taking forever. :smallsigh: I'm probably packing too much, but I'm afraid I'll forget something or will run out of clothes so I'm over-packing for a reason.

also, I really want pumpkin pie, but it's impossible to find any this time of year. :smallfrown:

Pumpink pie is the bestest thing ever. I mean it. I too wish I could have some. Also, you better give me a polar bear hug before you go!

[Eon]

What can I say? I just like grilling people about their mistakes.



Pumpink pie is the bestest thing ever. I mean it. I too wish I could have some. Also, you better give me a polar bear hug before you go!

Well done, you've made misteaks :smallamused:. Luckily, they are rare and I understand if this is your medium.


Also, Pie wonder why everyone enjoys pumpkin? Choosing my favorite flavor was never a piece of cake.

[Perenelle]

Pumpink pie is the bestest thing ever. I mean it. I too wish I could have some. Also, you better give me a polar bear hug before you go!

Especially with vanilla ice cream. =3

Of course! I'm saving it for as long as I can so it'll last the longest it can. :smallwink:

[Blue Ghost]

Best wishes, Perenelle!

Can I get a polar bear hug too?

[DraPrime]

Also, Pie wonder why everyone enjoys pumpkin? Choosing my favorite flavor was never a piece of cake.

What can I say? Maybe you're just not cut out for eating pie.


Especially with vanilla ice cream. =3

Of course! I'm saving it for as long as I can so it'll last the longest it can. :smallwink:

*drifts off at the thought of pumpkin pie with vanilla ice cream*

[Eon]

Best wishes, Perenelle!

Can I get a polar bear hug too?

Sounds grizzly. :smalltongue:



What can I say? Maybe you're just not cut out for eating pie.

Slice one.

[DraPrime]

Sounds grizzly. :smalltongue:

Ok, now you're just clawing your way into these punnable situations.

[Eon]

Ok, now you're just clawing your way into these punnable situations.

I like to think I'm pretty sharp. Maybe I'll take a paws.

[Perenelle]

Best wishes, Perenelle!

Can I get a polar bear hug too?

Thanks!
And of course! :smallsmile:


*drifts off at the thought of pumpkin pie with vanilla ice cream*

I have ice cream cake, but it's not satisfying my pumpkin pie craving at all. :smallfrown:

[Eon]

Hey, I can't pun all on my own here while you hibernate. Stick around.

I'll go out on a limb and not leaf. I might need to make a treety though.


edit: You disappeared :smalleek:

[DraPrime]

I like to think I'm pretty sharp. Maybe I'll take a paws.

You wanna take a break? No fang you! I need as many pun allies as I can get around here.

[Eon]

You wanna take a break? No fang you! I need as many pun allies as I can get around here.

Tooth can play it that way. It might be hard to swallow though.

[DraPrime]

Tooth can play it that way. It might be hard to swallow though.

I think I can stomach this.

[Eon]

I think I can stomach this.

Or you might go belly up. It's a liver die situation. I'm not kidneying you.

[Ranger Mattos]

How beary punny.

[DraPrime]

Or you might go belly up. It's a liver die situation. I'm not kidneying you.

You're right. This might get pretty heart to digest.

[smuchmuch]

It's a very liver-y conversation, but the puns are sometime a little hard to stomach.
edit; crap they were already done. didn't see, my bad.

For Lazodiac
http://i917.photobucket.com/albums/ad15/smuchmuch/avis/others/LIXLazodiac.png
Kinda rushed. I guess it shows but sady I don't have much time right now.

[LaZodiac]

How beary punny.

Ok now that's a line that I'm drawing. I put up with that in Persona 4, I'm not putting up with it here.

*jumps on Mattos's back and gives him a noogie*

EDIT


For Lazodiac
http://i917.photobucket.com/albums/ad15/smuchmuch/avis/others/LIXLazodiac.png
Kinda rushed. I guess it shows but sady I don't have much time right now.

That's really quite good. It's...also kinda creepy, in a "porcilen doll" sort of way. The shapeshifting imposteress avatar you made is hilarious, incidently.

[Eon]

How beary punny.

And here he comes, bearelling down.


You're right. This might get pretty heart to digest.

It shan't be in vein.

[AsteriskAmp]

And here he comes, bearelling down.
I duck for cover.



It shan't be in vein.

Oh my Gall!

[Eon]

I duck for cover.




Oh my Gall!

You quack me up.




Bile show you...

[Ranger Mattos]

Ok now that's a line that I'm drawing. I put up with that in Persona 4, I'm not putting up with it here.

*jumps on Mattos's back and gives him a noogie*

I suck at making puns :smalltongue:

[LaZodiac]

I suck at making puns :smalltongue:

It's less that your pun is bad, and more that "bear" is a thing.

One could say it is unbearable, but if they were to say that, I would whip into a frothing rage. The carnage would be grizzly.

[AsteriskAmp]

You quack me up.
Nebear gonna let you down.


Bile show you...
Eye'll show you.

[Lateral]

Bile show you...

Think you're so humourous, do you? You're making me melancholic, and it tears me up. Argh, I'm so sangry...

[DraPrime]

Think you're so humourous, do you? You're making me melancholic, and it tears me up. Argh, I'm so sangry...

This conversation has become very fluid in subject, hasn't it. Didn't we start with bread puns or something?

[Eon]

Nebear gonna let you down.


Eye'll show you.

Your an animal.




Oh no, the pupil might become the master. I had a vision of this. I see the time has come.




This conversation has become very fluid in subject, hasn't it. Didn't we start with bread puns or something?

I started it all. :smallamused:


Think you're so humourous, do you? You're making me melancholic, and it tears me up. Argh, I'm so sangry...

Some duct tape will stop the tears. :smallbiggrin:

[DraPrime]

Oh no, the pupil might become the master. I had a vision of this. I see the time has come.

Ah, you've contracted an acute case of prophetic powers?

[AsteriskAmp]

Your an animal.

I'd say that was rather unelephant.



Oh no, the pupil might become the master. I had a vision of this. I see the time has come.

I'll lung at you with this spear and after I'm done they'll need a traquea-ing skill to find your pieces.

[Ranger Mattos]

It's less that your pun is bad, and more that "bear" is a thing.

One could say it is unbearable, but if they were to say that, I would whip into a frothing rage. The carnage would be grizzly.

Ugh. Now that school is out, I cannot think of a suitable response :smallyuk:

So, um,

http://chzsomuchpun.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/1badccb5-4200-4c28-8559-dac9b4a12ee3.jpg

[DraPrime]

I'll lung at you with this spear and after I'm done they'll need a traquea-ing skill to find your pieces.

Good to see that you're getting to the point.

[Eon]

Ah, you've contracted an acute case of prophetic powers?

Hey, can't get in trouble if I don't make a prophet.



I'd say that was rather unelephant.




I'll lung at you with this spear and after I'm done they'll need a traquea-ing skill to find your pieces.

Better stop running your mouse.


I'll take a stab at this one. You might end up sword afterwards. May I axe why you are so upset? I'm taking a polearm. Maybe I should just take a bow and stop. Mind pointing an arrow in the right direction?


Good to see that you're getting to the point.

They might need a pointment.

[AsteriskAmp]

Good to see that you're getting to the point.

Case in point.

[DraPrime]

Hey, can't get in trouble if I don't make a prophet.

Ah, I seer the sense in that now.

[AtlanteanTroll]

Cake > Pie. RB Time Loop, yadda yadda.

[DraPrime]

Cake > Pie. RB Time Loop, yadda yadda.

(Cross post thing from the YOU! Thread)

Something has stirred in my troll heart tonight, and in these waning hours of the 9th of June, I feel posting a picture of myself wont lead to my ultimate destruction. So here.


http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/931/june2011m.jpg

Be warned, my hair's a tad bit messy. >.>

There...there's no pun in this post. A moment of silence to mourn this great tragedy. :smallfrown:

*removes hat*

The man must have a broken humerus if he forgot to include a pun. Such a tragedy.

[Lateral]

Ah, I seer the sense in that now.

I suppose a revision of our normal policies may be in order.

[Ranger Mattos]

Better stop running your mouse.

That one was terribull.



I'll take a stab at this one. You might end up sword afterwards. May I axe why you are so upset? I'm taking a polearm. Maybe I should just take a bow and stop. Mind pointing an arrow in the right direction?

Knife one.

[Eon]

Ah, I seer the sense in that now.

You could be a sensei. :smallamused:

[AtlanteanTroll]

There...there's no pun in this post.

I think the greatest post I ever made was missed towards the end of the last RB. It's not quite punny, and yet ...


Well, ladies and gents, the RB Ninja Train is pulling in after it's Maiden Voyage. It isn't Monday night, but we made good time. Please be careful when removing overhead luggage, as the contents could have shifted mid ride. We hope that you will ride with us again, and please give our conductor, Blue Ghost, a round of applause.

[Blue Ghost]

I think the greatest post I ever made was missed towards the end of the last RB. It's not quite punny, and yet ...

I appreciated it. :smallsmile:

[DraPrime]

I think the greatest post I ever made was missed towards the end of the last RB. It's not quite punny, and yet ...

Oh I noticed. It's just that the thread came to a screeching halt after that.

[Eon]

There...there's no pun in this post. A moment of silence to mourn this great tragedy. :smallfrown:

*removes hat*

The man must have a broken humerus if he forgot to include a pun. Such a tragedy.

He's boned now...


I suppose a revision of our normal policies may be in order.

Maybe some glasses will clear it up a bit.


That one was terribull.




Knife one.

Good to know you aren't chickening out.


Good to know you aren't smithed about that one.

[Thufir]

That one was terribull.

One might even say abominabull.

(Also: RB time loop, anyone else play and remember the Very Big Cave Adventure, from which I took that pun?)

[AsteriskAmp]

I think the greatest post I ever made was missed towards the end of the last RB. It's not quite punny, and yet ...

I can't but picture the RB as anything but a train now. The image of train wagon, and all avies talking there... geesh, now that I have loads of homework inspiration strikes...

[LaZodiac]

We have SIX FULL PAGES of this! Guys, guys! THIS THREAD IS OUT OF PUNTROL!

[Blue Ghost]

I can't but picture the RB as anything but a train now. The image of train wagon, and all avies talking there... geesh, now that I have loads of homework inspiration strikes...

We'll wait. :smallsmile:

And I just noticed that smuchmuch is impersonating LaLa now. That's a new one.

[DraPrime]

We have SIX FULL PAGES of this! Guys, guys! THIS THREAD IS OUT OF PUNTROL!

What can I say? We must have derailed this thread at some point. No getting back on track now.

[AtlanteanTroll]

I appreciated it. :smallsmile:


Oh I noticed. It's just that the thread came to a screeching halt after that.


I can't but picture the RB as anything but a train now. The image of train wagon, and all avies talking there... geesh, now that I have loads of homework inspiration strikes...

D'aww. And isn't that always the case Ara (that's what I'm calling you)? I mean really. Clearly, you should dump it all.


We have SIX FULL PAGES of this! Guys, guys! THIS THREAD IS OUT OF PUNTROL!

We're gaining steam for sure.

[Eon]

I can't but picture the RB as anything but a train now. The image of train wagon, and all avies talking there... geesh, now that I have loads of homework inspiration strikes...

You might need a bit of training. Make sure you stay on track.


We have SIX FULL PAGES of this! Guys, guys! THIS THREAD IS OUT OF PUNTROL!

It's keeping me in stitches. I think it's stringing along nicely.

[DraPrime]

It's keeping me in stitches. I think it's stringing along nicely.

Indeed. With this thread we've been able to weave and excellent conversation.

[Lateral]

What can I say? We must have derailed this thread at some point. No getting back on track now.

Well, we'll just motor through it and rail against the machine later.

[Eon]

Indeed. With this thread we've been able to weave and excellent conversation.

The puns better not weave. I'm afraid I'm being strung along.

[AtlanteanTroll]

The puns better not weave. I'm afraid I'm being strung along.

No need to pick your self apart.

[DraPrime]

Well, we'll just motor through it and rail against the machine later.

Indeed, we just need to keep our drive.


The puns better not weave. I'm afraid I'm being strung along.

Perhaps we should try to pin down the conversation?

[Eon]

Indeed, we just need to keep our drive.



Perhaps we should try to pin down the conversation?

We are causing quite the truckus.


Well, now that's the seeds have been sown, that could be difficult.

[DraPrime]

Well, now that's the seeds have been sown, that could be difficult.

Still, one can always uproot the conversation if one wishes to.

[Eon]

Still, one can always uproot the conversation if one wishes to.

Your barking up the wrong tree.

[AtlanteanTroll]

Still, one can always uproot the conversation if one wishes to.

Why uproot one when you can simply keep it going with all the manure around here. HORRIBLE PUN.

[DraPrime]

Your barking up the wrong tree.

Ah, well then instead of uprooting we should branch out?

[Eon]

Ah, well then instead of uprooting we should branch out?

Cedar, letting it grow is better than forcing it to move. It's pine to move on, I think.

[DraPrime]

Cedar, letting it grow is better than forcing it to move. It's pine to move on, I think.

Indeed. We just need to be sure that we don't cut this short. I'm hoping for at least a full ten pages of puns here.

[AsteriskAmp]

Cedar, letting it grow is better than forcing it to move. It's pine to move on, I think.

Wych elm-er is better.

[AtlanteanTroll]

Cedar, letting it grow is better than forcing it to move. It's pine to move on, I think.

Maybe you should ash someone else before the majority becomes sycamore.

[DraPrime]

Maybe you should ash someone else before the majority becomes sycamore.

Oak no! When did sickness come into the picture? :smalleek:

Anyways, I'm going to sleep. Pun away comrades! I shall return tomorrow!

[Ranger Mattos]

Oakay, but we should not let the puns die.

[AsteriskAmp]

Oak no! When did sickness come into the picture? :smalleek:

Anyways, I'm going to sleep. Pun away comrades! I shall return tomorrow!

Will gethsemane pages up you'll be surpined

[LaZodiac]

Oak no! When did sickness come into the picture? :smalleek:

Anyways, I'm going to sleep. Pun away comrades! I shall return tomorrow!

Have a nice night Dragonprime. Don't worry, the local punsmiths will continue. If worse comes toworse, I'll make sure they won't be dragon their feet.

[Eon]

Indeed. We just need to be sure that we don't cut this short. I'm hoping for at least a full ten pages of puns here.

Ten I won't fail you.

[Blue Ghost]

Oakay, but we should not let the puns die.

That would be a grave error if we did.

[Eon]

That would be a grave error if we did.

I don't hear any coffin, so I guess no one is sick of it yet.



Have a nice night Dragonprime. Don't worry, the local punsmiths will continue. If worse comes toworse, I'll make sure they won't be dragon their feet.

The Knight is not yet over. My bones drake from all the typing, but I won't slay down to rest until we've reached ten.

[AtlanteanTroll]

Anyways, I'm going to sleep. Pun away comrades! I shall return tomorrow!

In Soviet Russia, thread tells puns to you! Wait, that's not right...

[Eon]

In Soviet Russia, thread tells puns to you! Wait, that's not right...

I guess you were Russian it too much.

[Pheehelm]

So ve it. But let's not be Russian into things. Drat, ninja'd on the latter.

[Eon]

So ve it. But let's not be Russian into things. Drat, ninja'd on the latter.

Post haste on my part :smalltongue:

[BladeofOblivion]

I'm an amateur geologist. I'm coughing right now. This is even worse than my other notable allergy! :smallyuk::smallfrown:


I don't hear any coffin, so I guess no one is sick of it yet.

I dead to differ.

Okay, that's a stretch.


...**** it! I'm doing it too! :smalleek:

[Eon]

I dead to differ.

Okay, that's a stretch.


...**** it! I'm doing it too! :smalleek:

How stretcherous.


>.> You guys are killiing me here...:smallfrown:

[Pheehelm]

Post haste on my part :smalltongue:Yeah, maybe I should wait 'til Samara to do this.


I dead to differ.

Okay, that's a stretch.


...**** it! I'm doing it too! :smalleek:That's tomb bad. It wasn't bury much of a stretch, though.

[Eon]

Yeah, maybe I should wait 'til Samara to do this.

That's tomb bad. It wasn't bury much of a stretch, though.

Still a grave implication.


edit: I can't make it. You guys go on without me. You are the chosen puns.

[Pheehelm]

Oh dear. Is this a Perm-anent surrender or will you be back to Sakha to us?

[AtlanteanTroll]

Guh. Hearing little kids concepts of fairness is quite amusing.

[AsteriskAmp]

Guh. Hearing little kids concepts of fairness is quite amusing.
Hearing adults concept of fairness is amusing as well. Try justice and it becomes a comedy sketch at best.

[AtlanteanTroll]

Hearing adults concept of fairness is amusing as well. Try justice and it becomes a comedy sketch at best.

5YR: "It's not fair that I can't do what I want and get payed (pretend money)."
AT: "Yes it is, they set up a rules for what you can and cannot do while being payed. Everyone's playing that way."
5YR: "But I want to keep doing what I'm doing!!" *cries*
AT: "You can, you just don't get any (pretend) money. You can always change your mind."
5YR: "But I wont get payed!"
AT: "It's pretend money 5YR, it doesn't matter. I know that you're doing what you want to do, but you can't follow only half of the rules."
Etc, etc.

...

You know, this isn't nearly as ABC as it was if you were there. :smallannoyed::smallsigh:

[absolmorph]

I turn my back for six hours and three minutes and there's a new thread? :smallannoyed:

Also, why the puns? WHY?!?!?!


We have SIX FULL PAGES of this! Guys, guys! THIS THREAD IS OUT OF PUNTROL!
Truly, this thread has my spirit. It's obviously riding the Crazy Train.

Seriously, all of the puns, I love them.

[AsteriskAmp]

5YR: "It's not fair that I can't do what I want and get payed (pretend money)."
AT: "Yes it is, they set up a rules for what you can and cannot do while being payed. Everyone's playing that way."
5YR: "But I want to keep doing what I'm doing!!" *cries*
AT: "You can, you just don't get any (pretend) money. You can always change your mind."
5YR: "But I wont get payed!"
AT: "It's pretend money 5YR, it doesn't matter. I know that you're doing what you want to do, but you can't follow only half of the rules."
Etc, etc.

...

You know, this isn't nearly as ABC as it was if you were there. :smallannoyed::smallsigh:
Adult idea of fairness.

PHA: It's unfair everyone gets an extra point in this question, why should everyone benefit from your mistake in correcting, just recall and recorrect and give the point only to those who actually did mark the REAL correct answer.
Teacher: It wouldn't be fair since many people who got a point in my mistake would lose it.
PHA: But those people actually get 2 extra points instead of the 0 they deserve or heck, in your proposed scenario the 1 you are giving away.
Teacher: No, it works correctly, it would be hardly fair for them to suffer from my mistake.
PHA: They aren't suffering, they are benefiting, twice at that.

Teacher then proceeded to leave the classroom.

[factotum]

When did this turn into the Random Punning thread? :smallconfused: :smallwink:

[BladeofOblivion]

When did this turn into the Random Punning thread? :smallconfused: :smallwink:

When something exploded with the fury of a thousand puns!

[absolmorph]

When did this turn into the Random Punning thread? :smallconfused: :smallwink:
When I made a Random Banter thread, apparently. Perhaps people punconsciously associate me with puns...

[Teddy]

Man, I go for a nice picknick one night and the Playground goes through a banter-splosion. I'm not even going to take a stab at reading that.

Also, I saw Kung-Fu Panda 2 in 3D yesterday, in the middle of above mentioned picknick (some of us got bored). I must say that 3D is awesome when done right, but just confusing when not done so. Also, for future reference, please don't place the tip of a blade pointed toward the audience outside the screen. It utterly destroys the effect that 3D creates.

[Heliomance]

Had a really interesting dream last night. I dreamt that I was really good at ice skating. I was practically flying across the ice, it felt amazing.

It was very cool. I think we were putting on an ice ballet or something, I dance know.

[absolmorph]

Had a really interesting dream last night. I dreamt that I was really good at ice skating. I was practically flying across the ice, it felt amazing.

It was very cool. I think we were putting on an ice ballet or something, I dance know.
I'm not sure if those are intentional puns, but I approve regardless.

[Dr. Bath]

Puns are terrible.

Terrible terrible.

Should I go to the Tate or the other Tate or the RA? That is the question for today.

[Heliomance]

I'm not sure if those are intentional puns, but I approve regardless.

Of course they were intentional. Would ice ever make a pun and not mean it? I don't rink so.

[CurlyKitGirl]

So guess who just signed up for an option?
I did.
Now to wait to see if I got it, or if I'm only on the waiting list. Fingers crossed I got it, otherwise I got to email my DoS the other option thing.

ION:
Things that work surprisingly well, but shouldn't: rocking out to Blind Guardian while writing commentaries. Said commentary mostly comprising of headdesking after realising on of the extracts chosen is being almost as archaic as the other one, so there's less to talk about, but only so many reasons I can rephrase "linguistic conservatism in the approach to [insert thing here]".
Still, a few good nuggets to mention while headbanging (gently, don't want to ruin my handwriting - long story - I lie) to epic metal.
Now if only I can find that one song that I kind of know one line and an epic guitar riff from . . .

[Rawhide]

So guess who just signed up for an option?
I did.
Now to wait to see if I got it, or if I'm only on the waiting list. Fingers crossed I got it, otherwise I got to email my DoS the other option thing.

What's an option in that context? What's a DoS (other than Denial of Service)?

[Lateral]

Of course they were intentional. Would ice ever make a pun and not mean it? I don't rink so.

Hey, no need to get angry- that's not cool, man. Seriously, I thought you were an ice person. :smalltongue:

[DraPrime]

Hey, no need to get angry- that's not cool, man. Seriously, I thought you were an ice person. :smalltongue:

Well, we all slip up every once in a while. It can be a rather chilling experience.


Things that work surprisingly well, but shouldn't: rocking out to Blind Guardian while writing commentaries. Said commentary mostly comprising of headdesking after realising on of the extracts chosen is being almost as archaic as the other one, so there's less to talk about, but only so many reasons I can rephrase "linguistic conservatism in the approach to [insert thing here]".
Still, a few good nuggets to mention while headbanging (gently, don't want to ruin my handwriting - long story - I lie) to epic metal.
Now if only I can find that one song that I kind of know one line and an epic guitar riff from . . .

Curly listens to Blind Guardian? Why didn't I know this before? I've been listening to them avidly ever since I was 13 years old!

[LaZodiac]

Man, I go for a nice picknick one night and the Playground goes through a banter-splosion. I'm not even going to take a stab at reading that.

Also, I saw Kung-Fu Panda 2 in 3D yesterday, in the middle of above mentioned picknick (some of us got bored). I must say that 3D is awesome when done right, but just confusing when not done so. Also, for future reference, please don't place the tip of a blade pointed toward the audience outside the screen. It utterly destroys the effect that 3D creates.

That reason, right there, is one of the reasons I absolutely hate 3D movies.


I'm not sure if those are intentional puns, but I approve regardless.

That has been the state of the thread since the very start. This monster is yours!

[DraPrime]

That has been the state of the thread since the very start. This monster is yours!

It's been a beastly experience, hasn't it?

[LaZodiac]

Yes it has. It feels like the thread is on fire. I wonder if it's the shoes..

[Perenelle]

*yawns, walks into thread in pajamas with a bowl of cereal*
G'morning guys. :smallsmile:
>.>
I can't believe you're still making puns. :smalltongue:

[LaZodiac]

Good morning Perenelle. I'm sure your pajamas are adorable. Like, my own personal prediction is that they have little flute pictures on them and everything. That or music notes.

[KuReshtin]

Yes it has. It feels like the thread is on fire. I wonder if it's the shoes..

No need to get hot under the collar. They're only puns. :smallsmile:

If you just try to keep cool, they'll eventually run out of steam and stop with the puns.

[LaZodiac]

I'll try, but really it seems like I'm being hung out to dry. All these puns, I think resisting will get me smoked.

[KuReshtin]

Here's something that will ease your pun-ishment:

After all, it's Friday today. (http://tinyurl.com/63a3jot) :smallwink:

[LaZodiac]

Clever, Ku. Clever. I love this soooong *poses*

[KuReshtin]

Clever, Ku. Clever.

*points to the edit comment in my previous post* :smallbiggrin:

[LaZodiac]

No, I knew it. As I'm sure you knew as well. Mr deletes my white text.

[CurlyKitGirl]

What's an option in that context? What's a DoS (other than Denial of Service)?

Next year I have three papers, one a term ideally; each one of them is an option paper. I had about twenty-eight papers being offered. And I could only choose three. (Before I elaborate, DoS in this case is Director of Studies)
One I basically fell in love with at first read was a CTST (Centrally Taught Special Topic) called Children's Literature.
Reasons why (in order from the guide):
Philip Pullman is going to speak; and possibly Walter Hooper on C. S. Lewis.
I get to read Alice in Wonderland books and the Peter Pan books.
Fairy Tales!
Kipling (to be honest, I'm a bit meh on this, but it's in the context of the Guide and Scout movement, which is much more interesting)
I get to write essays on Narnia and LoTR and popular reactions to them!
Lear's nonsense verse
Picture books (:biggrin:) and
the works of Diana Wynne Jones and Pullman. Specifically: science, truth, Pullman's use of epics/Biblical authority, and how Jones subverts the fantasy genre.
And those are just the lectures!

I rest my case.
Problem is there's a limited amount of spaces, and while I was fairly early on the sign up list, I may still not get it.



Curly listens to Blind Guardian? Why didn't I know this before? I've been listening to them avidly ever since I was 13 years old!

Curly does indeed listen to Blind Guardian! For about two years now. And I got both my brothers into it too!
You must have known this at some point because I specifically remember getting linked to some of their stuff from either here or one of the first metal threads; and it was most likely either by you, SansNom or Moff. Oe possibly Helanna from back when she was deathdragon.
The were of great use when I was reviewing a particularly dull story arc in Dominic Deegan.
Time to cue the usual questions:
favourite song?
Favourite album?
Any recommendations?
Live or recorded?
Why's for all of them too.
Oh!, and what do you think of their new album?


*points to the edit comment in my previous post* :smallbiggrin:

GENIUS! Fantastic subversion of expectations there Ku.

ION:
I am officially workless until Tuesday or so. And have finished all my official teaching. SO to celebrate I went out and did something . . . girly.
But extremely procrastinated girly, so it's more a need than anything.
I finally bought casual-shoes-that-aren't-trainers so my feet don't die of heat and I don't like faintly ridiculous in shorts. They're sandals with three inch heels.
I actually look average height when I wear them.
Thing is, when I realised they were three inches high, my mind went a weird place: "I am exakidally three inches high, and I think it is very good height indeed!"
But they're strappy heeled sandals so I'm happy.
And then I went and bought two more boxes of tea! I mean have fifteen flavours of tea. My new flavours are rather Oriental: cherry blossom (white) tea, and (green) jasmine tea.
Then a pasty.
Then some more stuff from Lush (I swear, it's like an addiction! But not in that I was running out of the stuff I bought).
Then I bought some hair dye.
Don't know how well it'll turn out, but I'll give it a bash tonight or tomorrow probably. Doubt it'll have much effect actually as it' only going to darken my hair a few shades. 'Course, that's what I thought last time I bought this brand of dye (but a different colour), and it went dark mahogany red. Very fetching actually.
And my hair holds this temporary dye insanely well. It's meant to last about three washes, give or take. Mine? SIX WEEKS.

Oh, and I got a flyer for one of the nearby Summer Lawn Plays. For Amodeus. Hell yeah! :smallcool:
Might even dragoon (she'll be for it) Friend Who Does French into going with. We'll lounge on the lawn drinking Pimm's watching open air musical theatre ticking off boxes in the Oxcamfordbridge Stereotype Checklist.
We're issued with one at the start of our course, and if we tick all the boxes, we get a special super-plummy English accent!
Top hole eh wot?

[Eon]

Yes it has. It feels like the thread is on fire. I wonder if it's the shoes..

It hasn't turned flame yet. Hope we can all take the heat... :smalltongue:


:smallamused: I have returned.

[Vonriel]

*yawns, walks into thread in pajamas with a bowl of cereal*
G'morning guys. :smallsmile:
>.>
I can't believe you're still making puns. :smalltongue:

*looks down* Looks like I unintentionally copied your thing, sorry. For reference, Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

I'm incredibly lost as to what Curly is saying, even with that explanation. Good luck, I guess? :smalltongue:

Ku, that was very uncool. But I guess it was enough to break the ice..

[Pheehelm]

Ku, that was very uncool. But I guess it was enough to break the ice..Oh, he's freeze to make whatever puns he likes.

[KuReshtin]

GENIUS! Fantastic subversion of expectations there Ku.


Why, thank you. Glad to have been of service. Trying to take the heat off the punnage for a bit. :smallbiggrin:


Ku, that was very uncool. But I guess it was enough to break the ice..

I hoped it would help people chill out a bit for a Friday. :smallwink:


Edit: actually, it'd be interesting to see how many didn't click on the link I posted because they figured it'd be Rebecca Black, then saw my next post pointing to the edit comment, went to read the comment and then decided to click the link after I'd said that it wasn't Rebecca Black's insufferable 'Friday' that I linked to.

And I promise, I wouldn't Black-Roll the Random Banter thread.

[LaZodiac]

To be completly serious, I am a fan of Risk Astley, that song in particular, so I really didn't mind. Sorry to disapoint Ku :smalltongue:

[KuReshtin]

Hey, I don't mind it either, to be fair. Was just trying to see how many people would think that I'd link 'Friday' since it was a comment about it being Friday and all.


Also, now you've told everyone what it was I linked to as well, so taking the fun out of it. :smallfrown:

[LaZodiac]

I'm sorry but I was also sorta confused about what was happening :smallredface::smallfrown:

[KuReshtin]

I'm sorry but I was also sorta confused about what was happening :smallredface::smallfrown:

Not to worry, my dear. Three 'victims' is a pretty decent result anyway. :smallwink:

[MoonCat]

Not to worry, my dear. Three 'victims' is a pretty decent result anyway. :smallwink:

Four, sadly.

[Pheehelm]

I was gonna click on it, but then I got cold feet.

[LaZodiac]

Could of been worse, he could of linked to that fat guy dancing that Atlantean linked last thread.

[KuReshtin]

I was gonna click on it, but then I got cold feet.

So, you're not one of the cool kids, then.

[LaZodiac]

Talk about being frigid, Ku. Just because he doesn't click doesn't mean he's not cool.

[Thufir]

Next year I have three papers, one a term ideally; each one of them is an option paper. I had about twenty-eight papers being offered. And I could only choose three. (Before I elaborate, DoS in this case is Director of Studies)
One I basically fell in love with at first read was a CTST (Centrally Taught Special Topic) called Children's Literature.
Reasons why (in order from the guide):
Philip Pullman is going to speak; and possibly Walter Hooper on C. S. Lewis.
I get to read Alice in Wonderland books and the Peter Pan books.
Fairy Tales!
Kipling (to be honest, I'm a bit meh on this, but it's in the context of the Guide and Scout movement, which is much more interesting)
I get to write essays on Narnia and LoTR and popular reactions to them!
Lear's nonsense verse
Picture books (:biggrin:) and
the works of Diana Wynne Jones and Pullman. Specifically: science, truth, Pullman's use of epics/Biblical authority, and how Jones subverts the fantasy genre.
And those are just the lectures!

I rest my case.
Problem is there's a limited amount of spaces, and while I was fairly early on the sign up list, I may still not get it.

American Friend did her masters on Children's Literature. Apparently there was an amusing moment when she said something along the lines of "I am a genius" to herself while in the library, and someone looked over and saw her sitting there with a load of children's books and was all, "Whuh?"
Or possibly she just assumed people would react that way. But still.


ION:
I am officially workless until Tuesday or so. And have finished all my official teaching. SO to celebrate I went out and did something . . . girly.

I love how for you that's such a momentous event. :smalltongue:


Then I bought some hair dye.
Don't know how well it'll turn out, but I'll give it a bash tonight or tomorrow probably. Doubt it'll have much effect actually as it' only going to darken my hair a few shades. 'Course, that's what I thought last time I bought this brand of dye (but a different colour), and it went dark mahogany red. Very fetching actually.

Ooh. I am curious to see this.


We'll lounge on the lawn drinking Pimm's watching open air musical theatre ticking off boxes in the Oxcamfordbridge Stereotype Checklist.
We're issued with one at the start of our course, and if we tick all the boxes, we get a special super-plummy English accent!
Top hole eh wot?

Top top. Marvellous. *Straightens monocle*


Edit: actually, it'd be interesting to see how many didn't click on the link I posted because they figured it'd be Rebecca Black, then saw my next post pointing to the edit comment, went to read the comment and then decided to click the link after I'd said that it wasn't Rebecca Black's insufferable 'Friday' that I linked to.

I did.

ION: I just used the family computer to print something out. I haven't used the family computer in months and it's so weird. The chair is wrong, the keyboard is wrong, the mouse is in the wrong place, it's just generally disconcerting and upsettling.
Funny how much you get used to things like that.

IOON: I find it mildly amusing that the way I go about tidying my stuff starts with moving the existing mess to different places.

IOOON: It's occurring to me that I spend a lot of time trying to live in the past or the future. e.g. right now, I'm spend a considerable amount of time thinking about my upcoming birthday party in just over a week because it should be fun, a little thinking about Grand Duke rehearsals because I'm playing the lead and I like showing off, and then from time to time I have to go "No! This is not getting anything done! Do things now, the future will still be there when it happens!"

IOOOON: OK, now I'm just trying to come up with more other news so I can keep adding more O's, because it's amusing me.

IOOOOON: Alright, I'll stop now.

[Pheehelm]

So, you're not one of the cool kids, then.Well, I suppose I cold be if I tried.

[CurlyKitGirl]

American Friend did her masters on Children's Literature. Apparently there was an amusing moment when she said something along the lines of "I am a genius" to herself while in the library, and someone looked over and saw her sitting there with a load of children's books and was all, "Whuh?"
Or possibly she just assumed people would react that way. But still.

A genius as in because she gets to read children's books for her MA, because she'd had an amazing idea, a mix of the two or something else?


I love how for you that's such a momentous event. :smalltongue:

Well, I also went shopping to find a present for the Boy, but that's not as important as me doing feminine things now is it? Besides, only yesterday I was taunting Physics Friend by making lots of stereotypically male joke about sex and the like and generally being male. It always makes him feel awkward when I start acting like one of the lads, even though it starts to equal out our friendship group.
Talk about a rapid swing around.


Ooh. I am curious to see this.

There may be pictures. Especially as I revamped my Slut Varnish. It's now a gaudier red than ever. And already chipping! Now all I need is some . . . *shudder* make up.


Top top. Marvellous. *Straightens monocle*

What's this old bean? No bowler hat? No cane? What is this place?! Next you'll be drinking that absurd little 'ko - fee' thing and declaring it the master of all beverages.
What is this world coming to?

ION:
I am doing some very British things this evening. Watching and writing up another Doctor Who episode while supping on some deliciously scented cherry blossom tea. The parents are going to flip their lids when they find out I have almost two shelves worth of tea now. Most of the boxes are at the half full stage, so it could be worse . . .
I'm thinking of getting into loose leaf teas, so I need to buy an infuser at the very least for uni, and maybe a proper tea pot for the long haul. This is becoming a slight problem.

[Fifty-Eyed Fred]

IOOON: It's occurring to me that I spend a lot of time trying to live in the past or the future. e.g. right now, I'm spend a considerable amount of time thinking about my upcoming birthday party in just over a week because it should be fun, a little thinking about Grand Duke rehearsals because I'm playing the lead and I like showing off, and then from time to time I have to go "No! This is not getting anything done! Do things now, the future will still be there when it happens!"

I know what you mean!

Along similar lines, do you get wrapped up so much in thought that you don't notice physical objects, or your own actions and movements? I caught myself swinging from a pillar at Truro station today.
But then, that same journey also saw me finding a trolley with bent wheels on the side of the road and spending the next ten minutes pushing it with my index finger whilst running behind it and attempting to prevent it from pulling too far to the left of the lane (where it would fall downhill).
I then wondered at the strange looks I was given before that moment of self-awareness.

Actually, looking back at that I realise my foibles are rather specific. :smalltongue:

It could be simply jubilance at having the rest of the summer free, my work experience being now over.

:smallcool:

ION:
Actually, after the trolley thing a man sitting on a sofa on top of a van with a megaphone told me I looked and sounded exactly like Tom Cruise. Perhaps I'm not so strange. :smallamused:

[absolmorph]

That has been the state of the thread since the very start. This monster is yours!
:smallamused:
I must say, I'm proud of the threadful puns that have been made so far.

[Pheehelm]

:smallamused:
I must say, I'm proud of the threadful puns that have been made so far.That was sew bad. I'm gonna be needling you for that one for a while.