View Full Version : It had to happen.

2012-02-29, 01:55 PM
Okay so i have been kicking this Vs. around in my head. (although some would say i can't kick him around in my head, he kicks me around.)

But here it goes.
I don't know if this has happen. I, frankly, was to lazy to look lol.
But here it goes, On a distant planet, Kirk beamed down to a planet m's surface. He got seperated from the group, and location is unavaliable.

He get attack and his shirt gets ripped off.

Low and behold, he has a new opponent.

Chuck Norris.

Who would win.

2012-02-29, 02:27 PM
Current chuck norris? Or versus bruce lee age chuck norris? If its bruce lee age, kirk dies fast. Really fast. Unless he can manage to build another diamond shooting bazooka again. That MIGHT penetrate the manly chest hair of chuck norris.

2012-02-29, 08:48 PM
Neither, Tim Tebow would appear and make everyone hug it out.

2012-02-29, 09:07 PM
Chuck Norris= well trained fighter
Kirk = Ships captian who was moderately good in hand to hand

Even without Chuck Norris Fanwank Chuck wins.

Remember Kirk has gotten his ass handed to him in single combat on more than a few occasions.

2012-02-29, 09:33 PM
on the other hand Kirk regularly picked fights with species far more physically powerful than our own and managed to live through it.

2012-02-29, 11:06 PM
Lets compare.

Kirk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SK0cUNMnMM)

C (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nst4V8BKNF0&feature=related)h (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oaa8mv_bsy8&feature=related)u (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wACj__4Kguk&feature=related)c (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmMPL89fvds&feature=related)k (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35Al8P9BrwU&feature=related) N (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdwC4vhc594&feature=related)o (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCaUre8Ju94)r (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr_X10iYeP8&feature=related)r (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rl-cS43Zfj4&feature=related)i (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJAGuAiRKyY&feature=watch_response)s (http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/)


2012-03-01, 05:22 PM
Remember, Kirk is master of both love and war. Where violence may fail, seduction may not.

2012-03-05, 08:35 AM
Chuck Norris had training from Bruce Lee who had Jackie Chan involved in at least one of his movies... no way Kirk could win under those circumstances!!!

2012-03-05, 09:29 AM
Remember, Kirk is master of both love and war. Where violence may fail, seduction may not.

Wait... Are you suggesting Kirk seduce Chuck Norris...?

Insanity! No seduction can pierce Chuck's manly beard-shield!

2012-03-05, 09:48 AM
What if Chuck had had his beard shaved off by Kirk's first attack?*

Back on topic more-so, I think Kirk would win. Because ALSO Kirk would have had a Phaser, so.. Yeah. Never leave the ship without it, y'know?

Maybe all he had on him was a razor blade.. xD