View Full Version : Well then...What should I do now?

2012-04-21, 12:00 AM
Sup playgrounders? My PC has gotten himself into a bit of an interesting situation. Firstly I'm playing a cleric based of Frank Sinatra, personality wise. In my games most recent session we were tasked with increasing the morale of a colony of dwarves.

After some deliberation we decide to put on a show Final Fantasy X-2 style. Our wizard is shooting off fireworks, our archer is shooting apples she tossed into the air, and my guy starts to sing. That's when the fun thing happened. Due to a few buffs and a decent roll my final perform check was a seventy-one.

My DM looked up the rules for this, and determined that I had made everyone who heard me fanatical fans. (Minus the party). I know have something along the lines of 5000 dwarves willing to do anything for my PC.

What do you guys think I should do? And what would you/your PC do in this situation?

2012-04-21, 12:39 AM
Clearly there is only one option here: Dwarven casino.

You, of course, will be the headline act, except on the occasions when you must go adventuring. Then you can call in your replacement, Elvish Presley.

(Don't hurt me.)

2012-04-21, 02:45 AM
I can not think of a single idea that tops what Diskhotep has suggested.

You have your mission. Go now and fulfill your destiny.

2012-04-21, 02:52 AM
Play Dwarf Fortress... in D&D.:smallbiggrin:

2012-04-21, 03:08 AM
Play Dwarf Fortress... in D&D.:smallbiggrin:

That's kinda how this happened anyway. We were hunting a demon cult among the dwarves and killed their leader. We were putting on the show to prevent a sadness/suicide spiral.

2012-04-21, 11:29 AM
Clearly there is only one option here: Dwarven casino.

You should try and find out whether Dwarven casinos are tax-exempt.