Ultimate character gestalt!

[Wardog]

Suppose you were to take all the characters an actor or actress has played, and combine them into one supe character, who would be the greatest?

"Greatest" can be defined in any way you like, whether that be "would win in a standard versus match", or simply "most awsome" (or "most ridiculous") character concept?

(Only one rule: if you are proposing a verses match, you can't include anyone with "God" as part of their gestalt, unless fighting someone else with the same).

For example, if you were to combine all Arnold Schwarzenegger's characters, you would get... actually, nothing that impressive, IMO. Most of his characters are fairly generic action heroes who wouldn't bring anything particularly special to the gestalt. So what you would end up with would basically be a wise-cracking Conan the Terminator, with good trap-making skills. Which, admitedly, is pretty powerful, and quite cool as well. But would probably lose badly in a fight with Summer Glau.


I'd definitely vote for President (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Force_One_%28film%29)Indiana (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indiana_Jones)Solo (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Han_Solo).


I was going to say that the coolest character of all would probably be his father, Professor Henry (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indiana_Jones_and_the_Last_Crusade) Ramirez (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highlander_%28film%29)Ramius (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hunt_for_Red_October_%28film%29)Bond (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Bond_in_film#Sean_Connery_.281962.E2.80.9319 67.29). But then I remembered this (http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Bm_7agAQY5E/T56jy11wH8I/AAAAAAAABYY/wuoO0H_8SIY/s1600/zardoz.jpg).

Other awesome gestalts will have to be Patric Stewart (Captain Jean-Luc Xavier, Thane of Cawdor), and Ian McKellen (http://estonotienesentido.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/demotivational-posters-im-gandalf-and-magneto.jpg).


However, in terms of raw power and concentrated awesome, I don't think any of those could beat Jennifer Hale (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jennifer_Hale). Her Bioware roles alone should give her enough characterization, magic, and firepower to win at anything.


So, can anyone think of any better gestalts? (Or any secret shames that would bring them down as badly as Connery?)

[Loki_42]

I've often liked to pretend that every role Tom Hanks has ever played has just been another thing that happened to Forrest Gump.

[Hopeless]

So do you even want to start on Mark Hamill?:smallbiggrin:

Anthony Hopkins?

Sean Bean?

I wonder how Alec Guinness would fare given one of his roles involved scenes after his character died?

[Eldan]

Other awesome gestalts will have to be Patric Stewart (Captain Jean-Luc Xavier, Thane of Cawdor].

You for got Uriel Septim.

He's Sir Captain Jean-Luc Xavier Septim, Emperor of Cyrodiil and Thane of Cawdor. A good vote.

There's also the Sean Bean Death squad:
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1vj82I0Ls1r2jcal.jpg

In a fight, Morgan Freeman should win. He's not only a supernatural assassin and secret agent, but also god and the narrator.

[Mewtarthio]

I think gestalt Freeman is cool, bit can he stand up to a Jedi lion-god with a very special set of skills?

[Aotrs Commander]

Christopher Lee, as the man preportedly the most filmed in cinema.

I've no idea what would come out of that except that it would be a) Evil and b) fascinating.

[Dr.Epic]

For example, if you were to combine all Arnold Schwarzenegger's characters, you would get... actually, nothing that impressive, IMO. Most of his characters are fairly generic action heroes who wouldn't bring anything particularly special to the gestalt. So what you would end up with would basically be a wise-cracking Conan the Terminator, with good trap-making skills. Which, admitedly, is pretty powerful, and quite cool as well. But would probably lose badly in a fight with Summer Glau.

You forgot the Greek Deity (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hercules_in_New_York) and Super Villain (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mister_Freeze#Film).

[The Glyphstone]

Are we limited to people who appeared on screen as titled roles, or are voice-actors included? The form would rule out Jennifer Hale and, sadly, Mark Hamill probably. But the latter would just be steamrolled by the dozen or so Japanese professionals that seem to do all the voices in the various anime.


You forgot the Greek Deity (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hercules_in_New_York) and Super Villain (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mister_Freeze#Film).
And Kindergarten Teacher (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kindergarten_Cop).

[Fan]

If we're allowing voice actors, ho boy.

Noboyuki (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0387033/)Blum (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Blum)

The sheer explosion of hot blood from both the King of Braves who is also Viral, and Link, combined with STEVE FREAKING BLUM is titanic.

[Dr.Epic]

Gandalf (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gandalf#Adaptations) Mac (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macbeth)Neto (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magneto_in_other_media#X-Men_.28film.29)

Not the strongest, but you got to love Indiana (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indiana_Jones) Solo (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Han_Solo).

[Mando Knight]

Christopher Lee, as the man preportedly the most filmed in cinema.

I've no idea what would come out of that except that it would be a) Evil and b) fascinating.
And c) survive the second movie to die early on in the third.

But the latter would just be steamrolled by the dozen or so Japanese professionals that seem to do all the voices in the various anime.\
Or the dubbers, depending on the combination.
If we're allowing voice actors, ho boy.
Noboyuki (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0387033/)Blum (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Blum)

The sheer explosion of hot blood from both the King of Braves who is also Viral, and Link, combined with STEVE FREAKING BLUM is titanic.
Also Starscream.

[Eldan]

Surely Wakamoto wins voice acting.

[The Glyphstone]

And c) survive the second movie to die early on in the third.

Or the dubbers, depending on the combination. I mean, come on... Yuri Lowenthal, the Spiral Alchemist (who also has a watch that lets him turn into a random set of ten creatures).
Also Starscream.

True, that might actually be a more condensed group of professionals. Maybe we should just have two brackets, one for live-action and one for voice actors/motion captures?

[Fan]

Surely Wakamoto wins voice acting.

Wakamoto Blum.

[Dr.Epic]

Christopher Lee, as the man preportedly the most filmed in cinema.

I've no idea what would come out of that except that it would be a) Evil and b) fascinating.

Also a dentist.

[pita]

Brad Pitt has been unexamined by this thread. As an imaginary nazi hunting greek warrior robber rapist assassin, I think he would have quite an advantage.
Also Liam Neeson, better known as Jedi Lion Jesus Zeus, going after his daughter's kidnappers after doubting Lancelot's loyalty can get a good advantage.
And from Joss Whedon roles alone, Nathan Fillion deserves at least an honorable mention. Demonic priest space captain superhero and all. He could even solve crimes in his free time.

[Eldan]

Christian Bale he's Batman, but also a boxer, a psychopath, a master of gun kata with the third highest movie body count ever and a stage magician.

I wouldn't want to fight him.

[Dr.Epic]

Christian Bale he's Batman, but also a boxer, a psychopath, a master of gun kata with the third highest movie body count ever and a stage magician.

I wouldn't want to fight him.

Not as impressive as several others listed.

[Eldan]

Of course not. But it would be pretty cool.

[Dr.Epic]

Of course not. But it would be pretty cool.

Still not as cool as deities, wizards, and superhumans.

[Prime32]

Megumi Hayashibara (tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Music/MegumiHayashibara). Would you prefer to be Dragon Slaved, SolarBeamed, hugged and turned into tang, blasted from orbit, or possessed by ghosts?

Nana Mizuki (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NanaMizuki) would also be a nightmare to fight (Riful of the West with a Byakugan, Rico with access to tons of magitech weapons, Fate with Nanami's athletic ability and Moka's vampiric body, Tsubasa with the ability to fuse with her armor...)

[An Enemy Spy]

And from Joss Whedon roles alone, Nathan Fillion deserves at least an honorable mention. Demonic priest space captain superhero and all. He could even solve crimes in his free time.

Don't forget ODST.

[Sean Mirrsen]

Speaking as a ponythreader (since apparently the Commodore forgot to)...

Tara Strong.

Batgirl, Raven, Kylie Griffin, Bubbles, Sari Sumdac, Mary Jane Watson, Twilight Sparkle... Ben Tennyson? Among (many) others. Not to mention some instances of Invisible Woman, H.E.R.B.I.E., and Harley Quinn. And the girl from Lollipop Chainsaw.

[Mando Knight]

And Timmy Turner from Fairly Oddparents.

Ben Tennyson?
Only the 10-year-old one and a few aliens, though. I think Lowenthal has a stronger claim to the character due to being the older, more capable Ben.

He also gets about half the male population of the Mojave Wasteland (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas).

[Silverbit]

I was going to mention Christopher Lee, but several people beat me to it. :smallsmile:
So Brian Blessed! Hawkman (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Vultan) King (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Black_Adder) Gungan (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Rugor_Nass)!

[Zetapup]

I'm going to have to mention Neil Patrick Harris here. It wouldn't be anywhere near as powerful as some of the gestalts here, but Dr. Horrible + Barney Stinson would be a rather amusing combination.

[pita]

One that seems rather powerful is captain Tiberius Thor, who plays football and rides a motorcycle, though the fact that he's died in two of those three roles can diminish the effect.
Jim Carrey is another superpower. Everything from God's powers to essentially being a living cartoon. Pretty soon also a psychotic superhero, but he's also been an incredibly devoted con artist.

[ben-zayb]

Somebody add criminal mastermind (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman_Begins) to Liam Neeson's gestalt portfolio.

Gary Oldman isn't so bad either. A devil (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hire:_Beat_the_Devil) vampire (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bram_Stoker%27s_Dracula) peacock swordsman (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kung_Fu_Panda_2) classical (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immortal_Beloved_%28film%29) rockstar (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sid_and_Nancy) assassin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JFK_%28film%29) wizard (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Potter_and_the_Prisoner_of_Azkaban_%28film%2 9) police (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman_Begins)

Helena Bonham Carter is an undead (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corpse_Bride) flesh-golem (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frankenstein_%281994_film%29) awakened ape (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planet_of_the_Apes_%282001_film%29) witch (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Fish) wizard (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merlin_%28film%29) death-eater (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Potter_and_the_Order_of_the_Phoenix_%28film% 29) red que (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alice_in_Wonderland_%282010_film%29)en elizabeth (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_King%27s_Speech) who bakes and sells meat pies out of murdered humans (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweeney_Todd:_The_Demon_Barber_of_Fleet_Street_%28 2007_film%29) as well, so that might be something.

Anthony Hopkins is a hunchback (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hunchback_of_Notre_Dame_%281982_film%29) God (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thor_%28film%29) King (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beowulf_%282007_film%29) President (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nixon_%28film%29) Dictator (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bunker_%281981_film%29) Vampire-Hunter Doc (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bram_Stoker%27s_Dracula)tor Serial-Killer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Silence_of_the_Lambs_%28film%29) Masked-Vigilante (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mask_of_Zorro) Exorcist (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rite_%282011_film%29) Painter (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surviving_Picasso).

Oh, and Tom Kenny is a Sponge Snail (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SpongeBob_SquarePants_%28character%29) Robot (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transformers:_Dark_of_the_Moon) Superhero Rockstar (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dexter%27s_Laboratory) Ice King (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adventure_Time_with_Finn_and_Jake) Mayor (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Powerpuff_Girls).

[Dr.Epic]

I'm going to have to mention Neil Patrick Harris here. It wouldn't be anywhere near as powerful as some of the gestalts here, but Dr. Horrible + Barney Stinson would be a rather amusing combination.

:smallconfused:Who is that? And what work of fiction is he from?

[Re'ozul]

Personally, two of my favourite amalgams would be comprised by:(just using movies)

Ian McKellen
- Death (Last Action Hero)
- Richard III
- Magneto
- Gandalf

Ben Kingsley (due to the amount of inherently good/evil people he depicts)
- Ghandi
- Moses
- Fagin from Oliver Twist
- His role in Iron Man 3

That and Brad Dourif, though his convergence of evil sociopaths would most likely lead to a bit of a problem.

[Zetapup]

:smallconfused:Who is that? And what work of fiction is he from?

:smallconfused: I see a freeze ray in the avatar along with goggles and a person who looks suspiciously like Neil Patrick Harris. :smallwink:

On the off chance you aren't kidding, Dr. Horrible's Singalong Blog is an excellent show detailing the adventures of Dr. Horrible as he tries to join the Evil League of Evil. It's available for free online and is pretty short. I recommend watching it if you haven't done so already.

[Dr.Epic]

If were doing voice actors, I have to mention the Fullmetal Legendary Super Saiyan Alchemist (as well as many others). (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vic_Mignogna)

[Socratov]

I'd like to mention Jack Nicholson. He's played some fairly scary roles now and then, half them where he is veritable insane. No good can ever come from fighting him. He is amongst other roles: teh Devil, The Joker, Ax crazy murderer in the Shining, and more.

I'd liek to second Anthony Hopkins.

Mel Gibson also has a great resume of heroes. and ofcourse, don't forget jason Statham and Michael Caine.

[Fragenstein]

So do you even want to start on Mark Hamill?:smallbiggrin:

Does it matter? He'd still just end up running around the country looking for his stolen corvette.

[Dr.Epic]

I'd liek to second Anthony Hopkins.

Well, he is king of Asgard.


Michael Caine.

You know, I'd like to see a gestalt of all his character only because he'd have to be a talking car (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cars_2).:smallbiggrin:

[Cikomyr]

Does voice acting count?

If so, Leonard Nimoy, so much.

Spock-Transformer FTW!!

[Dr.Epic]

Does voice acting count?

If so, Leonard Nimoy, so much.

Spock-Transformer FTW!!

Not as impressive as the Supervillain (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Skull#Film) Anti-Hero (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V_%28comics%29#Film_adaptation) Elf (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elrond#Portrayal_in_adaptations) Agent (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agent_Smith) Transformer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megatron).

[darkblade]

Ron Pearlman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000579/): Biker (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clay_Morrow), Supervillian mercenary (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slade_Wilson), Lich (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lich_%28Adventure_Time_character%29#Minor_char acters), Batman's butler (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DC_Nation_Shorts), Mayor (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bad_Ass_%28film%29), Egyptian God (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scorpion_King_3), Conan's Father (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conan_the_Barbarian_%282011_film%29), Demon gunfighter (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afro_Samurai_Characters#Justice), another demon with a big gun (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hellboy), Firelord (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sozin#Major_recurring_characters), among other things.

[Korivan]

Has anyone mentioned Liam Neeson?
After all he trained batman and obi-wan kanobi.
Was a god in two religions.
Led the A Team.
Developed the tech to create drinkable water in the wastelands.
Has been at least 1 king.
And faced Kull the Conquerer.

True, he dies in about 1/2 of his movies, but like Shanks character danial jackson, death is irrelavant.

[Dr.Epic]

Has anyone mentioned Liam Neeson?

Actually, yeah, someone has.

[Jallorn]

Zachary Quinto isn't quite up to this stuff yet, but is shaping up to be. Right now he's got Spock and Sylar, along with a few others of some substance, including a Warlock on Charmed.

[Dr.Epic]

What about Kristen Schaal? She provides the voice of a hyperactive crazy little girl on Bob's Burgers and she also provides the voice of a hyperactive crazy little girl on Gravity Falls. Combine the two and you have a double hyperactive crazy little girl. It'd be like the female equivalent of Gotenks.

[Morbis Meh]

I have two people to contribute, first of all:

Tim Curry: God, Satan, Evil devil overlord, Mad Scientist, Detective, Pirate, Navy Officer, Evil genius and Sorcerer.

Sean Motherfuc*ing Connery: Ultamite spy, dragon, immortal swordsman, King of England and Camelot, explorer, Russian Submarine Commander, Professor, Police Officer, Futuristic Assassin...etc etc

[Dr.Epic]

:smallconfused: I see a freeze ray in the avatar along with goggles and a person who looks suspiciously like Neil Patrick Harris. :smallwink:

Who's Neil Patrick Harris. Oh! Now I remember. He plays Captain Hammer in Dr. Horrible's Sing A-Long Blog right?:smallwink::smalltongue:

[Man on Fire]

Norio Wakamoto: Emperor of Britannia (Code Geass, SPOILER immortal SPOILER), Cell (Dragonball Z, powerfull fighter on pair with many ultrabadases of DBZ, capable of absorbing other people and taking their powers), Aleksander Andersen (Hellsing Ultimate, insane priest with renerative abilities), Dracula ( Castelvania series, this Dracula is powerful enough to command Death), Oda Nobunanga (sengoku Basara, escaped from hell with demonic powers), M.Bison (Dictator/Vega) (Street Fighter, one of the more powerful fighters in the game series), Rugal Bernstein (King of Fighters, one of the more powerful fighters), Yoshimitsu (Soucl Calibur, skilled ninja), Deus Ex Machina (Mirai Nikki, God), Tekkaman Omega (Tekkaman Blade, most powerful Tekkaman), Mr Sinister (X-men Japanesse dub), Xemnas (Kingdom Hearts), Black Shadow (F-Zero, the guy who required Falcon Punch to be defeated), Geist (MD Geist, worldds greatest killer), Senbee (Ah! My Godess, god of poverty), Hell King Emma (Dororon Enma0kun Meramera, king of Hell) two different versions of Megatron (Transformers, well he is Megatron, what more need I to say?), Convoy (another version fo Transformers, OPTIMUS GODDAM PRIME) Nikita Dragovich (Call of Duty: Black Ops, commie vilian), Ivan Drago (Rocky IV, greatest Russian boxer), General Bat (Shin Getter Robo vs Neo Getter Robo, dinosaur general WITH A MOUSTACHE), Johnny (Guilty Gear, skilled pirate with some magic powers), Lando Calrissian (Star Wars, Lando Calrissian, what more do I need to say?), Shuren (Fist of the North Star, guy took a fight with Raoh), Taosiu (Giant Robo, guy with so many skills that biggest badass in series, Alberto the Shockwave, considers him his greatest rival), Oskar von Reuenthal (Legend of the Galactic Heroes, very talented military officer), Raiden (Mortal Kombat movie, god of thunder), Gustave St. Germain (Baccano, vice-president of newspaper with strong information gathering network), Vicious (Cowboy Bebop, dangerous killer) and Vince mcMahon (WWE, guy who oves it) and that's not even all his roles.

Try to top that people.

[Fan]

Ladies, and gentlemen.

Steve Blum. (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0089710/)

Holder of the world record for most prolific voice actor.

[Dr.Epic]

Ladies, and gentlemen.

Steve Blum. (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0089710/)

Holder of the world record for most prolific voice actor.

Man, I don't care who this Steve Blum is. He's no way near as good a voice actor as the guy who voiced Spike from Cowboy Bebop or even the guy who voiced Amon from Legend of Korra, whoever those guys may be. But the guy who voiced Mugen has to be way better than all these people, even this Steve Blum.

:smallwink:
:smalltongue:

[ben-zayb]

Try to top that people.

Well it's hard to top something you aren't fond reading of in the first place. Wall of text is just...

Personally, I'm more impressed with versatile performances of actual acting roles than dubs, since you can IMHO appreciate the actor more for his abilities. YMMV, of course.

[Zetapup]

Who's Neil Patrick Harris. Oh! Now I remember. He plays Captain Hammer in Dr. Horrible's Sing A-Long Blog right?:smallwink::smalltongue:

Yeah, that was it! Penny was played by Nathan Fillian and Billy was played by Felicia Day! Man, they casted it perfectly. :smalltongue:

I'm somewhat curious how many different omnipotent gestalts there would be in this scenario. I mean, I think there's already been a few gods on the first page alone.

[Dr.Epic]

Norio Wakamoto: Emperor of Britannia (Code Geass, SPOILER immortal SPOILER), Cell (Dragonball Z, powerfull fighter on pair with many ultrabadases of DBZ, capable of absorbing other people and taking their powers), Aleksander Andersen (Hellsing Ultimate, insane priest with renerative abilities), Dracula ( Castelvania series, this Dracula is powerful enough to command Death), Oda Nobunanga (sengoku Basara, escaped from hell with demonic powers), M.Bison (Dictator/Vega) (Street Fighter, one of the more powerful fighters in the game series), Rugal Bernstein (King of Fighters, one of the more powerful fighters), Yoshimitsu (Soucl Calibur, skilled ninja), Deus Ex Machina (Mirai Nikki, God), Tekkaman Omega (Tekkaman Blade, most powerful Tekkaman), Mr Sinister (X-men Japanesse dub), Xemnas (Kingdom Hearts), Black Shadow (F-Zero, the guy who required Falcon Punch to be defeated), Geist (MD Geist, worldds greatest killer), Senbee (Ah! My Godess, god of poverty), Hell King Emma (Dororon Enma0kun Meramera, king of Hell) two different versions of Megatron (Transformers, well he is Megatron, what more need I to say?), Convoy (another version fo Transformers, OPTIMUS GODDAM PRIME) Nikita Dragovich (Call of Duty: Black Ops, commie vilian), Ivan Drago (Rocky IV, greatest Russian boxer), General Bat (Shin Getter Robo vs Neo Getter Robo, dinosaur general WITH A MOUSTACHE), Johnny (Guilty Gear, skilled pirate with some magic powers), Lando Calrissian (Star Wars, Lando Calrissian, what more do I need to say?), Shuren (Fist of the North Star, guy took a fight with Raoh), Taosiu (Giant Robo, guy with so many skills that biggest badass in series, Alberto the Shockwave, considers him his greatest rival), Oskar von Reuenthal (Legend of the Galactic Heroes, very talented military officer), Raiden (Mortal Kombat movie, god of thunder), Gustave St. Germain (Baccano, vice-president of newspaper with strong information gathering network), Vicious (Cowboy Bebop, dangerous killer) and Vince mcMahon (WWE, guy who oves it) and that's not even all his roles.

Try to top that people.

Buu turn you into candy!:smalltongue:

[The Glyphstone]

Yeah, that was it! Penny was played by Nathan Fillian and Billy was played by Felicia Day! Man, they casted it perfectly. :smalltongue:

I'm somewhat curious how many different omnipotent gestalts there would be in this scenario. I mean, I think there's already been a few gods on the first page alone.

The OP did specify that anyone whose roles included 'God' was disqualified unless fighting another such person.

[Zetapup]

The OP did specify that anyone whose roles included 'God' was disqualified unless fighting another such person.

Ah, so they did. :smallredface:

Summer Glau would be... not as impressive as I expected: a psychic (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0303461/) robot (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0851851/) who is also herself. :smallconfused:

[Eldan]

Nicholas Cage.
Oh, and he also played some roles.

[Jallorn]

Ah, so they did. :smallredface:

Summer Glau would be... not as impressive as I expected: a psychic (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0303461/) robot (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0851851/) who is also herself. :smallconfused:

Also a technopath.

[Dr.Epic]

The OP did specify that anyone whose roles included 'God' was disqualified unless fighting another such person.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c0/Morgan_Freeman_%40_69th_Annual_Golden_Globes_Award s_01_crop.jpg

"Morgan Freeman sad!":smallfrown:

[Wardog]

Ah, so they did. :smallredface:

Summer Glau would be... not as impressive as I expected: a psychic (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0303461/) robot (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0851851/) who is also herself. :smallconfused:

Not that impressive in the scheme of things, but Cameron with the agility and fighting skills of River Tam would be pretty dangerous.

However, I've just started rewatching my Firefly DVDs, and realised that Cameron with the personal of River Tam would be... extremely scary.


I've also realised that Arnold Schwarzenegger would be weirder than I thought, because he would also be himself, and a character played by himself (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Film/LastActionHero).

[Androgeus]

Rowan Atkinson, Blackadder & Mr. Bean..... wait no that doesn't work.

[Raimun]

David Mitchell (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/That_Mitchell_and_Webb_Look), the president of United States and WWII-era ace pilot, can summon angelic hordes at will and play the green clarinet that makes you tell embarrassing truths about yourself. He also has the combined deductive powers of both Sherlock Holmes and Hercule Poirot and commands a large international terrorist and criminal organization. Has secured an endless supply of Lion-bars.

Robert Webb (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/That_Mitchell_and_Webb_Look)can ride a BMX really well. Oh, and he's also a flying brick like Superman and has two invisibility powers. To round it up, he's also a brilliant inventor who has invented The Giant Death Ray, The Armored Scorpion of Death, Unlimited Power Bomb, Mind Controlling Death Ants and The Doom Melon. All of which supposedly help mankind and not destroy it.

Jonathan Goldsmith is The Most Interesting Man in the World (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVwG1t-NVAA). It is said he's quite content with that and doesn't need gestalting.

[Dr.Epic]

Has anyone mentioned Kevin Bacon? How could we forget about Bacon?

[Socratov]

Kate Beckinsale: Vampire (with upgrade), vampire huntress, hot stuff, nurse (aka healer), smuggler and a lot more

[Fragenstein]

People are getting all too fancy. I'll stick with Chevy Chase. Conniving investigative reporter and trust fund slacker/golf ace who gains bullet-stopping telekinetic powers through exposure to radioactive waste before accidentally turning himself invisible. Plus he has the most awesome family vacations ever.

Or Al Leong (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0502959/). Basically maintains the same appearance, personality and badassery throughout all of his gestalts until a 1980s action star comes along and kills him.

[Socratov]

People are getting all too fancy. I'll stick with Chevy Chase. Conniving investigative reporter and trust fund slacker/golf ace who gains bullet-stopping telekinetic powers through exposure to radioactive waste before accidentally turning himself invisible. Plus he has the most awesome family vacations ever.



and he didn't even finish community college! :smallamused:

[pita]

and he didn't even finish community college! :smallamused:

Did you know he had sex with Eartha Kitt on an airplane?

[Prime32]

Mamoru Miyano (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MamoruMiyano) is Light Yagami with immortality, mind reading, and a time machine. Outwit that. :smalltongue:

[Eldan]

David Tennant is the Doctor. That sounds like a typical villain for him (also his true name is secret).

He's also Hamlet, which sounds more like a weakness.

[Jallorn]

David Tennant is the Doctor. That sounds like a typical villain for him (also his true name is secret).

He's also Hamlet, which sounds more like a weakness.

He's also a manic depressive... that doesn't really do anything when you've got the Doctor in there, does it?

[pita]

He's also a manic depressive... that doesn't really do anything when you've got the Doctor in there, does it?

He's also an insane wizard disguised as Brendan Gleeson.
Which begs the question of whether he gets the powers of Brendan Gleeson.
Because if he does, then by sheer quantity Rebecca Romjin should triumph over all.

[GloatingSwine]

I'm fairly sure Christopher Lee is still winning.

His only known weakness is Peter Cushing.

He's also significantly more Metal than most of these other lesser people.

[Dr.Epic]

I'm fairly sure Christopher Lee is still winning.

His only known weakness is Peter Cushing.

Or a steak through his heart. Or a knife in the back. Or a lightsaber.

You know he dies a lot.

[Geostationary]

Or a steak through his heart. Or a knife in the back. Or a lightsaber.

You know he dies a lot.

But he's also Rasputin, so he can take all the above and then some before drowning.

And Tennet's also Casanova, so he'll woo all the ladies.

[Dr.Epic]

But he's also Rasputin, so he can take all the above and then some before drowning.

Wasn't he killed/destroyed by a Disney Princess expy and/or Ron Pearlman?

[GloatingSwine]

Or a steak through his heart. Or a knife in the back. Or a lightsaber.

You know he dies a lot.

However, he's also Death, so he can just sort himself right back out.

[Eldan]

He's also a dentist, so he'd have quite some money.

[Geostationary]

Wasn't he killed/destroyed by a Disney Princess expy and/or Ron Pearlman?

He got better. And then died again. Clearly his other weakness is a Ron Pearlman/Disney Princess Gestalt.

[Dr.Epic]

He got better. And then died again. Clearly his other weakness is a Ron Pearlman/Disney Princess Gestalt.

I'd pay to see that movie.

[Eldan]

Which one would he play? I'd like to say Mulan for ass-kickery, but it would be funnier with something else. Pocahontas? I'd pay money for Ron Pearlcahontas.

[The Glyphstone]

Ronpearlzel?

The Pearlman and the Frog?

[Dr.Epic]

Which one would he play? I'd like to say Mulan for ass-kickery, but it would be funnier with something else. Pocahontas? I'd pay money for Ron Pearlcahontas.

She was never a princess.

[The Glyphstone]

She was never a princess.

Isn't she still included in the 'Disney Princess' family of marketing anyways?

[Mando Knight]

Or a steak through his heart.

I've never known Christopher Lee to be taken down by a cut of meat...

[Geostationary]

Isn't she still included in the 'Disney Princess' family of marketing anyways?

Generally, yes.

Pearl White?

Sleeping Pearlman?

Pearl Lake?

Ron Pearlmerelda?

[Eldan]

The little Pearlmaid.