Is there any word that can't be improved by adding "Giant Novelty"?

[Scowling Dragon]

Is there any word that can NOT be improved by adding Giant novelty ______ behind it?

Chair?

Giant Novelty Chair

Cake?

Giant Novelty Cake

Moustache?

Giant Novelty Moustache.

Ex

[PlusSixPelican]

I'm putting these in spoilers, since they're a bit blasphemous.

Giant Novelty Butt Plug
Giant Novelty Methadone Clinic
Giant Novelty Used Diaper
Giant Novelty Rotting Whale Carcass

These are things that aren't improved with jovial upscaling.

[GnomeFighter]

So many inappropriate things I could post...

I'm going for Giant Novelty Gangrene.

Bacon and cheese however improves everything.

[Heliomance]

So many inappropriate things I could post...

I'm going for Giant Novelty Gangrene.

Bacon and cheese however improves everything.

Bacon and cheese gangrene? Really?

I'm going to go with Giant Novelty Novelty.

[Fragenstein]

These are things that aren't improved with jovial upscaling.

To be fair, SD did say 'word' rather than 'concepts'. I was thinking Giant Novelty Child's Limb that was Blown Off by a Land Mine... but I realized that wasn't quite in the spirit of things.

'Nor do I really think it would be helped by Bacon and Cheese, but I guess that depends on how fresh it is.

[Elm11]

Well, the answer, having been clearly demonstrated by the above posts, seems to be 'yes'.

Also, the Whale Carcass line made me spray tea over my monitor.

[Aedilred]

I don't know, I think most of the above would still be an improvement on the original.

[Lentrax]

Eel that's only because of the Giant Novelty Cheese and Bacon.

[Thufir]

Giant Novelty Syphilis would be pretty horrific.
Or, y'know, pretty much just pick any disease.

[Serpentine]

Giant Novelty Syphilis would be pretty horrific.
Or, y'know, pretty much just pick any disease.http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/additional/large/bacteria-pox.jpg
It's been done :I (http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/6708/)

Giant Novelty Giant...

[Manga Shoggoth]

Giant Novelty Tax

(Unless the Parlement decide to start applying VAT on books, in which case we may have a Giant Novel-y Tax...)

[nedz]

YES

and also
Giant Novelty Poo

[Watcher]

What about things that are already big?

Giant novelty mountain.

I feel nothing.

[Fragenstein]

What about things that are already big?

Giant novelty mountain.

I feel nothing.

I was thinking the same thing with Giant Novelty Planet. But then I realized that either an actual giant, novelty planet or a planet of giant novelties would both be pretty fun.

And Giant Novelty Mountain is still cooler than Candy Mountain.

[Emperor Ing]

Giant Novelty Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?

[KerfuffleMach2]

I'm putting these in spoilers, since they're a bit blasphemous.

Giant Novelty Butt Plug
Giant Novelty Methadone Clinic
Giant Novelty Used Diaper
Giant Novelty Rotting Whale Carcass

These are things that aren't improved with jovial upscaling.

Actually...I laughed at every one of those. Especially the second one.

Of course, I think my sense of humor is a little bit darker than most people's.

[Nimrod's Son]

There are a lot of people here focusing on the word "giant" and ignoring the word "novelty". A novelty child's-limb-blown-off-by-a-landmine would be a fake rubber bloodied limb for playing pranks with. A giant novelty child's-limb-blown-off-by-a-landmine would be a giant one of those.

That might be awful in a "this prank sucks, no one will be fooled by this ludicrously-oversized appendage"-kind of way, but it's hardly all that heinous in any real sense. :smalltongue:

[Aedilred]

There are a lot of people here focusing on the word "giant" and ignoring the word "novelty". A novelty child's-limb-blown-off-by-a-landmine would be a fake rubber bloodied limb for playing pranks with. A giant novelty child's-limb-blown-off-by-a-landmine would be a giant one of those.
Yes, I thought this also. I think the OP has a point. Even the most tasteless things, although not exactly great in their own right, would still be improved by being a giant novelty version.

There are perhaps some things that aren't improved in the same way, though, like fire extinguishers. But at least the giant novelty extinguisher isn't boring, like a regular one.

[Scowling Dragon]

There are a lot of people here focusing on the word "giant" and ignoring the word "novelty". A novelty child's-limb-blown-off-by-a-landmine would be a fake rubber bloodied limb for playing pranks with. A giant novelty child's-limb-blown-off-by-a-landmine would be a giant one of those.

BINGO. Think of all the funny things you could DO with one of those!

Stuff it in your best friends cars trunk!



There are perhaps some things that aren't improved in the same way, though, like fire extinguishers.

Nuh uh. A GIANT novelty fire-extinguisher would shoot giant wads of not-completely solidified gelatin.

[Starwulf]

So many inappropriate things I could post...

I'm going for Giant Novelty Gangrene.

Bacon and cheese however improves everything.

Actually....Giant Novelty Bacon and cheese is quite depressing, because if it's a novelty, that implies it's not actually edible, and giant bacon that's not edible sucks.

[PlusSixPelican]

Giant Novelty Mini Quiche

See, now it's depressing because it's a fake plastic regular-sized quiche. You think you has a quiche, but it's just plastic. Good luck eating it!

[Scowling Dragon]

When did Novelty mean the same thing as plastic?

The bacon would probably be made out of gummy meat, and the quiche would taste like chicken.

[Starwulf]

When did Novelty mean the same thing as plastic?

The bacon would probably be made out of gummy meat, and the quiche would taste like chicken.

Which sucks! If it's not actually bacon, it's NOT BACON! lol.

[Anarion]

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/additional/large/bacteria-pox.jpg
It's been done :I (http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/6708/)

Giant Novelty Giant...

Wow, giant novelty diseases are absurdly cute.


Giant Novelty Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?

This is bad because you don't have an actual Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, right?


Here's my attempted contribution: Giant novelty foul scent. It's not really a thing, so you can't get much from giant noveltying it.

[invinible]

My answer is death.

[nedz]

My answer is death.

Here (http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/ac4a/) you go.

[Kelb_Panthera]

My answer is death.

Lord Shinigami, from the anime/manga Soul Eater, would like a word with you.

*shinigami chop* :smalltongue:

[Das Platyvark]

Giant Novelty Fetus.

[Diva De]

Giant Novelty Herpes

...definitely not more fun.

[Creed]

Giant novelty tumor.
Giant novelty traffic ticket.
Giant novelty credit card bill.
Giant novelty horde of orcs.
Giant novelty... this is hard.

Screw it, I now must list one fun thing:
Giant novelty air hockey table.

[Anarion]

Giant novelty tumor.
Giant novelty traffic ticket.
Giant novelty credit card bill.
Giant novelty horde of orcs.
Giant novelty... this is hard.

Screw it, I now must list one fun thing:
Giant novelty air hockey table.

All of these are significantly better in giant novelty form than if you have the real thing.

[Kelb_Panthera]

All of these are significantly better in giant novelty form than if you have the real thing.

... and except the tumor, I'm pretty sure all of those are actually available for purchase through one or another novelty catalogue/website.

[Serpentine]

Giant Novelty Herpes

...definitely not more fun.Again...
http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/additional/large/microbes_herpes.jpg
:I

[Scowling Dragon]

... and except the tumor, I'm pretty sure all of those are actually available for purchase through one or another novelty catalogue/website.

Maybe its a tumor made of chocolate and you stick it to your head?

[Kjata]

For the person who mentioned death, may I direct you towards Call of Duty?

You're welcome.

[PlusSixPelican]

Giant Novelty Rhinovirus Cure

[nedz]

Giant Novelty Monk Build

[Jay R]

You're all going in the negative direction. I prefer to think of things that can't be improved upon.

I own a giant novelty d20ice, and it's kind of fun, but I don't roll it as an attack die; I roll an ordinary d20.

I don't want giant novelty boots; I want boots.

I don't want a giant novelty book; I want a book.

I don't want a giant novelty beer; I want a beer.

I don't want a giant novelty paycheck; I want a real paycheck. (One worth a giant amount of money would be nice, but that's not the same thing.)

[PlusSixPelican]

Giant Novelty True Love.

[Brother Oni]

Bacon and cheese gangrene? Really?

Is it wrong that my mind jumped to images of gangrene with the consistency of bacon and cheese?

I would have said giant novelty cyst, but Reddit's r/popping would have a field day with that.
I can just imagine the product instructions now: "To reuse, fill your cyst with cream cheese".


I don't want a giant novelty paycheck; I want a real paycheck. (One worth a giant amount of money would be nice, but that's not the same thing.)

So a giant novelty paycheck, rather than a giant novelty paycheck? :smalltongue:

Don't lotteries and casinos still have those oversized cheques for their big winners?

[Tvtyrant]

Giant Novelty Prison
Giant Novelty Food
Giant Novelty Coat
Go Go Gadget Belt!
Giant Novelty Fork
Giant Novelty Spoon used to create that one hell metaphor
Giant Novelty Air Craft Carrier

[PlusSixPelican]

Giant Novelty Spoon

WANT

Anyways:
Giant Novelty Novelty Giants Bobblehead.

No wait, that's worth a lot of money to someone who likes the Giants.

[Emperor Ing]

This is bad because you don't have an actual Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, right?

No, it's bad because I do not have a Giant Novelty Resse's Peanut Butter Cup in my possession at this moment.

And this needs to change! :smallmad: Having a Giant Novelty Lack of A Giant Novelty Resse's Peanut Butter Cup sucks.

[Morph Bark]

Giant Novelty Paradox?

[GnomeFighter]

Bacon and cheese gangrene? Really?


You miss the point. If I have gangrene that's bad. I feel unhappy. Someone gives me bacon and cheese. I feel better (Not completely well, but I would feel better to some extent). Therefore bacon and cheese improves it. Ipso facto bacon and cheese makes everything better.

[Morph Bark]

You miss the point. If I have gangrene that's bad. I feel unhappy. Someone gives me bacon and cheese. I feel better (Not completely well, but I would feel better to some extent). Therefore bacon and cheese improves it. Ipso facto bacon and cheese makes everything better.

Do they make lactose-intolerant Jews with gangrene better?

[Bulldog Psion]

Giant Novelty Sewer.
Giant Novelty Skunk.
Giant Novelty Mosquito.
Giant Novelty Tapeworm.
Giant Novelty Enema.
Giant Novelty Bazooka (this one would be pretty bad if you were facing down an enemy tank and found out you didn't have an actual anti-tank weapon but a Giant Novelty one :smallwink:).
Giant Novelty Tax Bill.
Giant Novelty Cat-o-nine-tails.
Giant Novelty Belch.

Dang, there really is no word that isn't improved by "giant novelty" other than in highly situational ways, is there? :smallcool:

[Anarion]

Giant Novelty True Love.

I think we have a winner here.


Do they make lactose-intolerant Jews with gangrene better?

That depends. Can problems hit a critical mass that causes them to loop right back around to the positive?

[Kelb_Panthera]

Do they make lactose-intolerant Jews with gangrene better?

Just maybe, if you have cheese product (not real cheese but pretty similar) and beef bacon (beef is awesome and I support its use as fake bacon) or turkey bacon (though I do wish the turkey would just be himself) or even veggie bacon (a blasphemy against all meat products).

[Scowling Dragon]

Giant Novelty True Love.

OK now were going all philosophical and stuff. :smalleek:

[Bulldog Psion]

If we bring emotions into it, we can really come up with some oddities. :smallwink:

Giant Novelty Depression!
Giant Novelty Exaltation!
Giant Novelty Sneakiness!
Giant Novelty Misery!
Giant Novelty Happiness!
Giant Novelty Levelheadedness!
Giant Novelty Perplexity!

[Morph Bark]

Giant Novelty phobia is probably one of the few that is never improved. :smallsigh::smallamused:

[Katana_Geldar]

Giant Novelty Hitler anyone?

Makes me think he's like some bouncy wobbly toy.

[Brother Oni]

Giant Novelty phobia is probably one of the few that is never improved. :smallsigh::smallamused:

Is that a phobia of giant novelties or phobia that is a giant novelty?

[Bulldog Psion]

How about Giant Novelty Apocalypse?

[DraPrime]

Again...

:I

Who on earth makes toy versions of horrible diseases? :smallconfused:

[Eldan]

I don't know, but I want one.

[The Extinguisher]

Is that a phobia of giant novelties or phobia that is a giant novelty?

Both. It's giant novelty ironic.

[shadow_archmagi]

I'm surprised you guys are sticking with nouns.

Giant Novelty Quickly

Giant Novelty Because

Giant Novelty Red

Giant Novelty Racism

Giant Novelty Stab

Giant Novelty Scam

[nedz]

Giant Novelty 20121220 (20/12/2012) End of the World Hysteria

[Scorpina]

Holocaust? Impotence?

[Eldan]

I'd say it would work with things you'd really want, but wouldn't get since they are just giant novelty. As such:

Giant novelty cure for all cancer.

[Kelb_Panthera]

Who on earth makes toy versions of horrible diseases? :smallconfused:

The manufacturer whose website serpent linked in the post she made before the one you quoted.

[Pyromancer999]

Due to the potentially sensitive nature, spoiler'd:

Giant Novelty Afterbirth

[DJ Yung Crunk]

Giant Novelty Anthrax

Which, by the way, is also the name of my cover band. We play thrash metal songs in a latin jazz style.

[Heliomance]

Giant Novelty Anthrax

Which, by the way, is also the name of my cover band. We play thrash metal songs in a latin jazz style.

http://a.tgcdn.net/images/products/additional/large/6708_microbe_anthrax.jpg

Yep, they got that one. And as for the cover band, that's been done too. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o39etJFlW7k) (language warning)

[Blue Ghost]

Who on earth makes toy versions of horrible diseases? :smallconfused:

My mom has a few of them as souvenirs from her workplace. (She works for a pharmaceutical company.) They're actually quite cute.

[DJ Yung Crunk]

Yep, they got that one. And as for the cover band, that's been done too. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o39etJFlW7k) (language warning)

Disturbed isn't thrash metal.

Pedantic man awaaaaaaay-!

[nedz]

Giant Novelty Pregnancy.

[Ravens_cry]

My mom has a few of them as souvenirs from her workplace. (She works for a pharmaceutical company.) They're actually quite cute.
I've seen them for sale at some (fairly) local geek stores. They are, indeed, cute (http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/6708/).

[arguskos]

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/additional/large/bacteria-pox.jpg
It's been done :I (http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/6708/)

Giant Novelty Giant...
That may be the most cutest thing I have seen in weeks. I... who thought to make that?! Whoever they are, they deserve to make a million dollars and retire somewhere nice. Go them. :smallbiggrin:

[enderlord99]

Just about anything that isn't a noun:

Giant novelty purple.

Giant novelty quickly.

Giant novelty North.

[Ravens_cry]

Just about anything that isn't a noun:

Giant novelty purple.

Giant novelty quickly.

Giant novelty North.
I want a giant novelty North. . . .:smallfrown:

[thubby]

giant novelty versions of giant novelty things is just silly.

giant novelty chlorine gas cloud would suck.

[Ravens_cry]

giant novelty versions of giant novelty things is just silly.

giant novelty chlorine gas cloud would suck.
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[Morph Bark]

Giant Novelty Cure For Rich's Hand. :smallfrown:

[Scowling Dragon]

Giant Novelty Cure For Rich's Hand. :smallfrown:

....:smallfrown:

[Heliomance]

Giant Novelty Pregnancy.

They exist. Joke fake pregnancy bumps, you can definitely get them.

[Brother Oni]

That may be the most cutest thing I have seen in weeks. I... who thought to make that?! Whoever they are, they deserve to make a million dollars and retire somewhere nice. Go them. :smallbiggrin:

If you think Syphillis is cute, you should see the Mono (kissing disease) one.


http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/additional/large/bacteria-kissingdisease.jpg

It has eyelashes. :smallbiggrin:

[Mewtarthio]

Giant Novelty Eraser

It erases all your giant novelty items! :smallamused:

[Bulldog Psion]

Giant Novelty Stampede,

for those who want to bring the excitement of the Serengeti into the comfort of their own home. :smallsmile:

I'm not sure what the exact details of the "Giant Novelty Cannibal" would be, though. Or "Giant Novelty Cramps".

[Heliomance]

I can do you Giant Novelty Stomach Ache - is that close enough to cramps?

http://a.tgcdn.net/images/products/additional/carousel/bacteria-stomachache.jpg

[PlusSixPelican]

For in a game...

Giant Novelty Sword.

See, because it's too big to use, and there's a hobgoblin warblade coming at your face...

[Starscream]

Giant Novelty Migraine
Giant Novelty Rickroll
Giant Novelty D&D Edition Flame War
Giant Novelty Jock Itch
Giant Novelty Computer Virus
Giant Novelty Justin Bieber Concert

Giant Novelty virus that makes your computer endlessly play a Justin Bieber cover of "Never Gonna Give You Up" and any attempt to look up a cure online just redirects to a forum discussion on which edition of D&D causes the most jock itch. A migraine will naturally ensue.