[OOC] The Town: The Movie: The Cast!

[El Jaspero, the Pirate King]

So...you know all those "Who Would You Cast in the OotS Movie" threads? I had the thought last night..."why not cast The Town as a movie while we're at it?"

So this here thread is for that discussion. Who would you cast as your own character(s)? Your friends? Major figures of the Town? Please be respectful. Nobody wants Macaulay Culkin playing them.

Edit: A compilation is clearly in order. I present the Town cast, in alphabetical order. Actors merely nominated are in . Please note that I am, as of now, putting in a [B]no double-casting rule. Once an actor is cast (not merely [nominated]), they're out of the running.

Acco Spoot: Eddie Izzard (http://imdb.com/name/nm0412850/)
Alarra: Julia Stiles (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005466/) [Keri Russell (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005392/), Kate Winslet (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000701/)]
Amiria: Winona Ryder (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000213/)
Arha: Elizabeth Hurley (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000167/)
Atreyu: Dustin Hoffman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000163/) (voiceover)
BlackFox: [Sarah Vowell (http://imdb.com/name/nm1102970/)] (voiceover)
Blood: [Joan Cusack (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000349/)] (voiceover)
Bookman: Gavan O'Herlihy (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0641398/)
CabbageTheif: Hilary Swank (http://imdb.com/name/nm0005476/)
Cathrindir: David Wenham (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0920992/)
Ceika: [Renée O'Connor (http://imdb.com/name/nm0640488/)]
Cosmo: [Danny DeVito (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000362/)]
Daderous: Steve Burton (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0123733/)
Death: Angus MacAskill (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angus_MacAskill) [Christopher Lee, (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000489/) Alan Rickman (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000614/)] (voiceover)
Destro: Tom Waits (http://imdb.com/name/nm0001823/) (voiceover)
Dispozition: Nathan Fillion (http://imdb.com/name/nm0277213/) or Alan Tudyk (http://imdb.com/name/nm0876138/)
El Jaspero: Errol Flynn (http://imdb.com/name/nm0001224/) [Russel Crowe (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000128/), Harrison Ford (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000148/)]
Eloquent Rune: [Alec Guinness (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000027/)]
Exachix: [Orlando Bloom (http://imdb.com/name/nm0089217/)]
Fenric: Ralph Fiennes (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000146/) [Tom Hanks (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000158/)] (voiceover)
Gezina: Cree Summer (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0838588/) (voiceover)
Graklok: Mr. T (http://imdb.com/name/nm0001558/)
Greeny: Patrick Stewart (http://imdb.com/name/nm0001772/) (voiceover)
Gwen: Gwyneth Paltrow (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000569/)
Hawkeye: Jude Law (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000179/)
Ilias: Keanu Reeves (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000206/)
Indurain: Brad Pitt (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000093/) [Hugh Grant (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000424/)]
Kantur: Michael Palin (http://imdb.com/name/nm0001589/) [Ewan MacGregor (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000191/)]
Kenyon: Bruce Campbell (http://imdb.com/name/nm0132257/)
Kio: Ziyi Zhang (http://imdb.com/name/nm0955471/)
Kratos: Rupert Grint (http://imdb.com/name/nm0342488/)(impersonating Johnny Cash (http://imdb.com/name/nm0143602/))
Kyrian: Sean Bean (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000293/)
The Librarian: Alyson Hannigan (http://imdb.com/name/nm0004989/)
Lord Magtok: Ian McDiarmid (http://imdb.com/name/nm0001519/)
Lykan: Tom Welling (http://imdb.com/name/nm0919991/) (voiceover)
Malmagor: Peter Weller (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000693/)
Mortia: (a young (http://englischlehrer.de/school/literaturliste-sek-II/images/henryv.jpg)) Kenneth Branagh (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000110/)
Narfang: Deep Roy (http://imdb.com/name/nm0746989/)
Ra'Tiel: Johnny Depp (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000136/)
Renrik: Paul Bettany (http://imdb.com/name/nm0079273/) [Elijah Wood (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000704/)]
Rilik: [Robert England (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000387/)]
Sneak: [Robin Williams (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000245/), Robert DeNiro (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000134/), Don Rickles (http://imdb.com/name/nm0725543/), Christopher Walken (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000686/)] (voiceover)
Supagoof: Al Pacino (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000199/)
Thecla: Helen Hunt (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000166/) (voiceover)
Thes: [Geena Davis (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000133/)]
Trog: [Harry Shearer (http://imdb.com/name/nm0790434/)] (voiceover)
Val: [Ewan MacGregor (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000191/)]
Wukei: [Sharleen Spiteri (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sharleen_Spiteri)]

[Rumda]

Topher Grace as delirium a real venomous character

Toby Maguire as Desire a real 'spiderman'

((sorry dib had to be done))

[Death, your friend the Reaper]

Only one tall enough (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angus_MacAskill)

Well, I am guessing that to fit the casting for Death one would have to not be among the living, yet be tall for dramatic effects. With a name like Angus as well, he takes the cookie.

[Blood]

Wow, first a comic, then a book, now a movie?

Anyway...for Blood, I don't really know what her voice sounds like, so I don't know. As for the "actor" I would use my cat at home (she has the right colors in the right spots, but some adjustments would have to be made :smallwink:); she's the perfect little princess to play the part.

[Cathrindir]

I'd have David Wenham play Cathrindir. He fits my mind's eye view of Cathrindir, and he showed his talent in Return of the King.

[Bookman]

Absolutly Bookman would be played by the guy who played Richie Cunningham's older brother in Happy Days.

I went upstairs one day and never came down. :wink:

[El Jaspero, the Pirate King]

Wow, first a comic, then a book, now a movie?

Anyway...for Blood, I don't really know what her voice sounds like, so I don't know. As for the "actor" I would use my cat at home (she has the right colors in the right spots, but some adjustments would have to be made :smallwink:); she's the perfect little princess to play the part.


I think Blood would be well-voiced by Joan Cusack (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000349/). Belittling, shrill and snotty all in one package.


I might also toss out Sean Bean (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000293/) as a potential Kyrian. He's got a big presence, and can clearly play both sides of the heroic line.

[AmberVael]

I think Kyrian only needs a voice actor. :P

[Thri-Kreen_DK]

My characters a Thri-Kreen right? So it'd either be completely computer generated, with any random making words while synthesisation takes place on it, But otherwise, It'd be a guy in a costume, and specifically it'd be the guy that is generally in the henry the octopus costume.

v*coughs*V

[Xerillum]

Mine would have to be computer imaged. I'm just too cool for live actors.

[Destro_Yersul]

Man, that's a tough one. A crazy, old wizard. I'd like to have Sean Connery play Destro, but that's just because I think Connery is a great actor. I don't know anyone who would fit really well.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Robin Williams for Atreyu? Hmmm

[Destro_Yersul]

Robin Williams should probably be Sneak. Somehow they strike me as being very similar.

[The_Librarian]

I'd have to be very unimaginative for Death and say Christopher Lee (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000489/). Ever since he voiced Death for the Discworld cartoons, I can't imagine anyone else playing the reaper.

If he could do sarcy and slight traces of a West Country accent, then Patrick Stewart (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001772/) would have Greeny's voice down to a tee. Kratos' voice... that's harder. I really loved the way Johnny Cash (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Cash) did the coyote's voice in The Simpsons - but obviously, the cub's still young so lets give the job to Rupert Grint (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0342488/) whilse doing a Johnny Cash impression.

As for the librarian and the rogue, given their human appearances, then this young lady (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004989/) and, in a few years' time, this young man (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0962359/) might do the job admirably.

And dad would be played by Richard Dean Anderson (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000760/). Sorry, but they actually look a lot alike.

El J - I'm with you Harrison Ford - he would be perfect.

[Dispozition]

Who would I cast as Dis...Ummm...I don't know...

I think I would do the job stunningly...

[Exachix]

I have no idea who. Really.

[The_Librarian]

@^ Orlando Bloom

Sorry, elf.

[wxdruid]

Who would it be for Gwen and Rain?

[Dib]

Topher Grace as delirium a real venomous character

Toby Maguire as Desire an real 'spiderman'

((sorry dib had to be done))

You are so asking for it

I think Vin Diesel could play Mai-Tai-Naan

[Xerillum]

Oh no, DK, I am NOT dressin' up in an octopus costume.

[El Jaspero, the Pirate King]

Who would it be for Gwen and Rain?

I've been puzzling over that one too, nothing brilliant yet. There's Cate Blanchett (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000949/) but that almost seems too easy.

But in the meantime:

I'd originally struck on the idea of Keri Russell (http://imdb.com/name/nm0005392/) as a fine Alarra, and while I still think she'd be great, Kate Winslet (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000701/) also pops up as a good candidate.

For Atreyu's voice? How about Dustin Hoffman (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000163/)? There's a real warmth and character to his voice that somehow works for me, assuming he doesn't do the full-out East Coast accent.

[Rumda]

i don't have any ideas of who could play Rumda to be honest, and to be fair he is just a bit part player in the town, mainly just sitting in the tavern and drinking coffee

[Dib]

i don't have any ideas of who could play Rumda to be honest, and to be fair he is just a bit part player in the town, mainly just sitting in the tavern and drinking coffee

How about orlando bloom? He was an elf :smalltongue:

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Ooh, I like Dustin Hoffman. He's funny too. Thanks El J.

[InaVegt]

Does anyone know a good one for Gez?

[Dib]

Howcome when people say Dustin Hoffman I think of David hasslehoff? Weird...

[El Jaspero, the Pirate King]

Further thoughts:

Trog would be wonderfully voiced by Harry Shearer (http://imdb.com/name/nm0790434/), master of deadpan humor. I'm thinking whoever plays Thes needs to have both a physical presence and a sense of comedy: either Geena Davis (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000133/) or Lucy Lawless (http://imdb.com/name/nm0005128/), perhaps?

And for Gwen: sometimes life imitates art imitating life. Might I suggest Gwyneth Paltrow (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000569/)?

[Xerillum]

ElJ, have you ever considered everybody's favorite addict, johnny depp? (I swear, he's an addict. My uncle is a VIP pilot.)

[Dib]

Keanu Reeves as Dib... maybe?

[Renrik]

I guess the person t play me would be...

... probably whoever payed the assassin guy in The Da Vinci Code. I hate that book/movie, but the assassin guy was OK at being a creepy assassin, so it's a distinct possibility.

As for Narfang and all the other goblins, get a bunch of midgets and paint them green.

[Dib]

As for Narfang and all the other goblins, get a bunch of midgets and paint them green.

The guy who played all them umpa-lumpas?

[Renrik]

^ Pretty much. But you'd have to get a couple of them more skinny and having tatoos for the jungle goblins like Rotclaw, and the city goblins you'd have to give an assortment of amusing east-coast accents. Of course, some would need amusing irish accents instead, primarily the ones that give the revolutionary speeches.

[Alarra]

Geena Davis is exactly who i would pick for thes.

[Deadly]

Keanu Reeves as Dib... maybe?

Well, I think he has about the right face and stature for Ilias... although it's difficult to say because the mental image I have of Ilias lacks a face entirely.... either that or he's a wolf :)

I'm not sure about Kio... strangely enough I can't remember a single asian actress.

As for Deadly, someone who can sound both funny, serious and scary, at the same time, should do. Might be hard to find.

[El Jaspero, the Pirate King]

ElJ, have you ever considered everybody's favorite addict, johnny depp? (I swear, he's an addict. My uncle is a VIP pilot.)

While Johnny played a pirate, he most definitely did not play this pirate. He's a fine actor, but not the right one for El Jaspero. I was thinking about him for someone else in town but it slipped away.

But while I'm here I'll nominate:

Fenric: I find Fenric to be one of the Town's father figures, a person who's both a leader and a caretaker, equally capable of levelheadedness and passionate outbursts. I'm thinking Tom Hanks (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000158/) for his voicework.

Indurain: I'd at first thought of Brendan Fraser (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000409/) but now I'm leaning more towards Hugh Grant (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000424/). Both have the gift of slapstick, but Hugh just has a bit more awkward classiness to him I guess.

Kantur: I'd suggest a young Michael Palin (http://imdb.com/name/nm0001589/).

Arha: She's trampy, but smart and maipulative; there's a maturity to her so the current crop of young skanky actresses is out. But how about Elizabeth Hurley (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000167/)?

Still working on Gezina.

But how about a skinny, young Danny DeVito (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000362/) for the gnome we all love to hate, Cosmo?

[Xerillum]

As long as they're short and have a new yorker accent, anybody could be cosmo.

[Kyrian]

I might also toss out Sean Bean (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000293/) as a potential Kyrian. He's got a big presence, and can clearly play both sides of the heroic line.

Good choice, and I agree.

[cosmo]

But how about a skinny, young Danny DeVito (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000362/) for the gnome we all love to hate, Cosmo?

Dude...was there ever a skinny, young Danny DeVito? Seems like he's pretty much always been a troll.

[wxdruid]

Thecla looks around for any wolves

[Deadly]

There's a surprising lack of wolf actors

@v Crazy old wizard wolves....

[Destro_Yersul]

Or Crazy Old Wizard actors.

[El Jaspero, the Pirate King]

I'm not sure about Kio... strangely enough I can't remember a single asian actress.

Dude, where have you been? Know yet not of Lucy Liu (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005154/), Maggie Cheung (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001041/), Ziyi Zhang (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0955471/) or Michelle Yeoh (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000706/)?!? Fine and lovely actresses all!

And I'd like to toss out Alan Rickman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000614/) as a candidated for Death's voiceover. Perhaps a tad less intimidating, but more capable of that Death-flavored dry comedy we all love so.

And dangit...I had a good voiceover for Thecla but it just slipped away. Anyway, I clearly need to compile this in the first post, and will set to doing so in a moment.

[Deadly]

Dude, where have you been? Know yet not of Lucy Liu (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005154/), Maggie Cheung (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001041/), Ziyi Zhang (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0955471/) or Michelle Yeoh (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000706/)?!? Fine and lovely actresses all!

Heh, I'll blame my bad memory :) Ziyi Zhang fits scarily well.

[Fenric]

Tom Hanks... hmm.. My wife thinks Ray Fiennes (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000146/) would be good for Fenric.

[El Jaspero, the Pirate King]

I could see Ralph Feinnes as a good Fenric. Maybe Helen Hunt (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000166/) for Thecla's voiceover?

And for Destro's crazy old wizard...I'm thinking the delightfully gravel-voiced Tom Waits (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001823/) might serve well.

[Flabbicus]

Tom Hanks... hmm.. My wife thinks Ray Fiennes (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000146/) would be good for Fenric.

Fenric never seemed the Voldemort type...

[Death, your friend the Reaper]

Fenric never seemed the Voldemort type...

Have you seen him in the morning?

*shudder*

Being omnipresent has it's downsides...

[Lykan]

Huh...

Well... I have no freaking idea, honestly. Whoever would do Lykan would be doing a voiceover most of the time... I don't want him to be a guy in a suit... CGI FTW.

So... Any ideas?

I'm shooting the first person who says Franky Muniz.

I remember hearing somewhere that he would fit the roll. :yuk:

Everyone else...

Well, Solph is the only guy that I've thought to have had an actual actors voice, which would be Sean Connery. I really don't know why.

Umm... That leaves Kreph, Vilk (Ooh... I may have an idea here...), Asi, Pho, Kydo, Hom, Andro, Eri, Klaine, and Raggs. Probably Ada and Lup, too, but I haven't really used them yet.

So, once again... Any ideas, off the top of your head? Please? I'm horrible with remembering actors names and such...

[Kantur]

Kantur: I'd suggest a young Michael Palin (http://imdb.com/name/nm0001589/).




I'd agree with that...I'd been thinking British for the darker edge to Kantur (Bah, accursed film tereotypes :smallwink: ), but needed to be able to play the lighter side of him across as well, sso I'd agree with Michael Palin for Kantur...

[Destro_Yersul]

I've never seen any movies with Tom Waits in them, but I'll trust your judgement. Tom Waits it is. I might have heard his voice used in a movie once, but I can't remember.

[El Jaspero, the Pirate King]

I've never seen any movies with Tom Waits in them, but I'll trust your judgement. Tom Waits it is. I might have heard his voice used in a movie once, but I can't remember.

He's mostly known as an off-beat jazz musician, but did make a splendid appearance as the mad scientist Dr. Heller in Mystery Men (http://imdb.com/title/tt0132347/).


Huh...

Well... I have no freaking idea, honestly. Whoever would do Lykan would be doing a voiceover most of the time... I don't want him to be a guy in a suit... CGI FTW.

So... Any ideas?

I know this is gonna sound kind of off-the wall, but remember that James Earl Jones (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000469/) voiced Darth Vader...how about Laurence Fishburne (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000401/) in Morpheus mode for Lykan?

[Lykan]

I know this is gonna sound kind of off-the wall, but remember that James Earl Jones (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000469/) voiced Darth Vader...how about Laurence Fishburne (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000401/) in Morpheus mode for Lykan?
Heh... Uh... That might not work out... Lykan's technically in the body of a 16-17 year old... Might sound a little strange... :smallwink:

Though come to think of it... That would sound great for Lykan in hybrid and wolf form... Or while manifesting...

No wait... Maybe as Deimos...

[El Jaspero, the Pirate King]

Heh... Uh... That might not work out... Lykan's technically in the body of a 16-17 year old... Might sound a little strange... :smallwink:

Though come to think of it... That would sound great for Lykan in hybrid and wolf form... Or while manifesting...

No wait... Maybe as Deimos...


Well NOW you tell me. *heads back to central casting*

[Hawkeye]

@ Kantur: I was thinking Ewan McGregor (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000191/) for you (Scotish born actor? Perfect).

Haven't got a clue who Hawkeye would be, but a british actor is a definite. I would love to say Vinny Jones but I can't.

[Kyrian]

@ Kantur: I was thinking Ewan McGregor (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000191/) for you (Scotish born actor? Perfect).

Haven't got a clue who Hawkeye would be, but a british actor is a definite. I would love to say Vinny Jones but I can't.

I can't really see Vinny as Hawkeye. Of course, maybe if you get someone even more powerful than Vinny for Wukei...

[Lykan]

Well NOW you tell me. *heads back to central casting*

Hehe... Sorry... :smallbiggrin:


@ Kantur: I was thinking Ewan McGregor (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000191/) for you (Scotish born actor? Perfect).

Haven't got a clue who Hawkeye would be, but a british actor is a definite. I would love to say Vinny Jones but I can't.
Use the force, Hawkeye!

[Mortia De Luna Draco]

Wow. I cant seem to think of anyone that could play Mortia. I guess I Dont watch enough movies. Some one large, noble looking, and can do both inteligance and ferocity, and be beliveable as a spell caster? Hmm....


Any sugestions?

[El Jaspero, the Pirate King]

Wow. I cant seem to think of anyone that could play Mortia. I guess I Dont watch enough movies. Some one large, noble looking, and can do both inteligance and ferocity, and be beliveable as a spell caster? Hmm....


Any sugestions?

It'd clearly be a CGI gig, but Kenneth Brangah (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000110/) springs to mind; I think your new avatar reminds me of him in Henry V or something.


Heh... Uh... That might not work out... Lykan's technically in the body of a 16-17 year old... Might sound a little strange...

Okay, how about Smallville's Tom Welling (http://imdb.com/name/nm0919991/)? He himself is practically 30, but he has an intense, young-ish sounding voice.

[Xerillum]

I'd probably be viggo mortenson...

[Mortia De Luna Draco]

I was thinking the affects would be alot like the badguy from underworld evo.

As much as I hate pretty boy actors, I think Tom Wellings (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0919991/) might be good for the part. Tall, kinda noble looking, built, and capable of making the unreal seem belivable... But perhaps too young.

((so Im a smallville fan...))

El J, I like the guy you choose, great actor, but I dont know if he has the look.

*sees the comment about CGI*

Right...

[Lykan]

Okay, how about Smallville's Tom Welling (http://imdb.com/name/nm0919991/)? He himself is practically 30, but he has an intense, young-ish sounding voice.
... Hrmm... Sounds alright...

Oor... He can play Mortia... :tongue:

[El Jaspero, the Pirate King]

El J, I like the guy you choose, great actor, but I dont know if he has the look.

Take a look at a younger Kenneth Branagh (http://englischlehrer.de/school/literaturliste-sek-II/images/henryv.jpg).

[Mortia De Luna Draco]

*slobber*
*drool*

Wow. Thats almost pefect!

[Madmal]

I have absolutely no idea of who could play Mal or the others...mostly because of my poor ranks on Knowledge (Media Trivia), any suggestions?

[El Jaspero, the Pirate King]

I have absolutely no idea of who could play Mal or the others...mostly because of my poor ranks on Knowledge (Media Trivia), any suggestions?

The guitar and tousled hair make me thing of a Buckaroo Banzai (http://imdb.com/gallery/ss/0086856/AdventuresOfBuckaroo_PUB05.jpg.html?seq=3)-era Peter Weller (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000693/), I dunno.

[Hawkeye]

Use the force, Hawkeye!

Sigh.

Any thoughts for Hawkeye? (british actors very much preferred)

[Fenric]

Hugh Laurie? (even if he is pretending to be an American these days)

More recent, rather than older: his serious stuff isn't bad.

[El Jaspero, the Pirate King]

Sigh.

Any thoughts for Hawkeye? (british actors very much preferred)

Fenric, do you mean Hugh Laurie (http://imdb.com/name/nm0491402/)?

I might perhaps suggest Jude Law (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000179/) as well.


@V: Linky fixed, thanks.

[Veg Sorbet]

El J, that Peter Weller link goes back to Tom Welling.

Any ideas for Val and Anna?

[Lykan]

Fenric, do you mean Hugh Laurie (http://imdb.com/name/nm0491402/)?


*falls out of bed laughing at the thought of Hawkeye being played by the same guy as Dr. House*

Bwehehe... I haven't laughed that hardf in a long time...

[Hawkeye]

Hugh Laurie? (even if he is pretending to be an American these days)

More recent, rather than older: his serious stuff isn't bad.

Bit too old for Hawkeye I think.


I might perhaps suggest Jude Law (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000179/) as well.

Oh, I like this one. Got the sort of image I'm looking for.

[Sneak]

Sneak...hmmm...

Well. I really can't think of anyone that has a white goatee and spotted black hair. :D

As for a voiceover, I can't really think of anyone either besides me. I'm not really much like Sneak, but I think in my mind using my voice, and so when I read my posts, I imagine Sneak as having my voice.

[Destro_Yersul]

Well, I did suggest Robin Williams for Sneak. What about him?

[El Jaspero, the Pirate King]

As for a voiceover, I can't really think of anyone either besides me. I'm not really much like Sneak, but I think in my mind using my voice, and so when I read my posts, I imagine Sneak as having my voice.

I was just thinking George Carlin might be more appropriate, hehe.


Any ideas for Val and Anna?

Even though he's Scottish, Ewan MacGregor (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000191/) goes unclaimed and we all know he looks damn fine in a robe and beard. I can't say I know Anna well enough to think much about her.

[Hoseki]

Gah...

I haven't seen enough movies. Hoseki would be some CGI, of course, as would Tec, but Hoseki and Valathe need actresses and Gatamu and Tec need voice actors.

Any suggestions?

[Kyrian]

Gatamu should be whoever did the voice of Sauron.

[CabbageTheif]

here's one for el jaspero, an idea given to me from one of his avatars

vigo morgistern (sp)

[Supagoof]

CT - You shold be potrayed by....Hilary Swank (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005476/)

No, please follow me on this.

This movie (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0171804/) proves her ability to act both genders, and since the kender is gender neutral....

Sneak - Roberto De Niro (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000134/) need I say anymore?

Though if we went with your suggestion

Well. I really can't think of anyone that has a white goatee and spotted black hair.
Then I'd suggest Christopher Walken (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000686/)

For Kenyon - Charlton Heston (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000032/) because of the NRA.

Oh, and for self promoting, I would like to be potrayed by Al Pacino (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000199/)...but that's just me.

[Kenyon]

Thanks, Supagoof, but I just can't see Mr. Heston pulling off the accent.

[Acco Spoot]

Oh! I shotgun Eddie Izzard (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0412850/)! He's perfect, got the cross dressing down plus he can grow a sould patch and I'm sure he wouldn't mind dying his hair purple :P use the same tricks they used in LotR for the Hobbits and he'd be perfect.

[Supagoof]

^ Acco, I can never see you avatar, so sure, Eddie Izzard! But my question is do you have a flag?


Thanks, Supagoof, but I just can't see Mr. Heston pulling off the accent.

You damn dirty ape. :smallwink:

[Acco Spoot]

^ Acco, I can never see you avatar, so sure, Eddie Izzard! But my question is do you have a flag?

Yeah there's somthing wrong with the Shack, I've tried uploading my avatar many times, but ye can guess i've got purple hair a goatee scissors and a comb and much androgony, hang i'll try and upload again ¬_¬

Right, not sure what you mean by the whole flag bit...... O_o

[Rumda]

try photobucket

[CabbageTheif]

cabbagetheif= <3 photobucket

accio, are you the new kender that i have been hearing rumors about?

[Kyrian]

CT, look for the username: Tygerlilly.

[Supagoof]

Right, not sure what you mean by the whole flag bit...... O_o

Part of Eddie Izzard's standup routine. He talks about England taking over of the world by the clever use of flags.

England sails up to North America. Colonist step out. Natives are watching.

Natives - Who the f*&$ are these guys?

Colonist begin to set up camp, and place a flag into the soil.

Colonist - I claim this land for England.

Hey, excuse me. We were here first.

Do you have a flag?

A what?

A flag, do you have a flag?

Um no, we don't.

No flag, no country! So sorry. This land belongs to England.

And Eddie's act continues from there.....

[CabbageTheif]

oh, and supagoof, i like your pick. here's the thing- she seems to swithc back and forth, whereas i am always me, neither male nor female (actually i am one, but its nigh impossible to tell)

so, i would modify your suggestion with hillary swank being a man. gray up her hair, put it into a ponytale, have her talk with a tener/alto borderline voice and hug men & woman. its brilliant!

cake or death?

[Kyrian]

Death.....no no, cake!
but you said death
I meant cake!
Well, we're out of cake!
Then I'll have the chicken...

[Acco Spoot]

HAHA!!!!! I am avatarised!!!!!!

lol at the flags :P

[Supagoof]

oh, and supagoof, i like your pick. here's the thing- she seems to swithc back and forth, whereas i am always me, neither male nor female (actually i am one, but its nigh impossible to tell)

so, i would modify your suggestion with hillary swank being a man. gray up her hair, put it into a ponytale, have her talk with a tener/alto borderline voice and hug men & woman. its brilliant!

cake or death?
True Kender, but with the acting pool not having any actors of truly "genderless" classification, I thought she would be the best choice to "act" as you.

Or perhaps an "unknown" to play your part, so when the movie premieres everyone will be guessing just like the rest of us do everyday here.:smallwink:

Death...no wait, wait, cake, I choose cake? Is there still cake?

edit: ^ Oh yeah, Eddie, good choice!
^^ love it Kyrian!

[Renrik]

What about Renrik? I haven;'t seen enough movies to decide who he would be played as.

[CabbageTheif]

i choose death. he can bake me cake

[Supagoof]

Well, for Renrik - I think Elijah Wood (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000704/), not as Frodo, but as Kevin from Sin City (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0401792/)

[Rumda]

hmm...who should play Rumda.....

[Supagoof]

Rumda - how about Chris O' Donnell (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000563/)?

[Renrik]

^^^I must admit, I haven't seen Sin City. Who's Kevin?

[McBish]

The crazy assassin guy. I think it works.

[Renrik]

Sure sounds like Renrik.

[CabbageTheif]

he's creepy. the glare from the glasses and all is.... weird.

although my significant other didnt think so, they just sat there and laughed the entire time because all they could think about is a cannabilistic hobbit.

and supa, i posted a little bit ago in the resturante.

[Supagoof]

I responded Kender.

http://img-nex.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/14896.jpg
Here's a picture of Kevin. Deadly silent assasin, sure he eats what he kills, but that's besides the point. Regardless, would be a good fit for an actor to play you Renrik.

[InaVegt]

Still no ideas on Gez?

[Renrik]

Renrik was canabalistic for the time we was a ghoul (after he lost his family, joined a gang, became a bandit, assassinated members of the social elite of the Northlands, terrorized the North Sea, went into hidin, contracted a strange diseas3e that turned him into a ghoul, and before he turned into he Draegoth, was sent to Carcerri, escaped, was reborn as his normal self, restarted his asassin's guild, fought off his own brother, and swore vengance by lkiling the king of the Northlands.))
I think Gez would be computer-aniated. Not sure who would voice her.

[Madmal]

The guitar and tousled hair make me thing of a Buckaroo Banzai (http://imdb.com/gallery/ss/0086856/AdventuresOfBuckaroo_PUB05.jpg.html?seq=3)-era Peter Weller (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000693/), I dunno.

Hm...he certainly looks somewhat like Mal...but with a lighter skin tone and no armor nor cloak...he'll be fine, unless theres another suggestion....

Hmmmm...
Rennard.- Computer-animated; no idea on the voice
Mac.- Computer-animated, Maybe Anthony Hopkins? (i always pictured him like a psychopath...)
Forge.- Computer animated; someone brittish, or mostly expressionless (Patric Steward?)
Trelissa.- no idea....

[Supagoof]

Gez - I had a thought....Peter Mayhew (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0562679/) as actor and voice actress Cree Summer (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0838588/). If you look through the resume's, it'll make sense.

[Kenyon]

*sigh* Now that I'm home I can finally post! Stupid work servers going down.

Anyways, I can't believe I didn't think of this the first time, but my recommendation for Kenyon would have to be "The Evil Dead 1/2"-era Bruce Campbell (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0132257/"). He can do comedy, he can do action, and he's well versed with the use of a gun and a chainsaw.

[El Jaspero, the Pirate King]

What about Renrik? I haven;'t seen enough movies to decide who he would be played as.


Dude...you already suggested (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1573841#post1573841) Paul Bettany (http://imdb.com/name/nm0079273/) for the role of Renrik. You really need to pay attention to your own posts, man!

And I'll just chime in that I personally suggest Don Rickles (http://imdb.com/name/nm0725543/) for the voice of Sneak.

Updating cast list as we speak.

[wxdruid]

I don't mind Gwyneth Paltrow, I've enjoyed some of the movies I've seen her in. She also has very nice hair, if a few shades off from red. :-)

[wxdruid]

There's a few extra wrinkles there that I don't like to think about, but I like El Jaspero's description. Works for me.

[Flabbicus]

Hmm. I honestly don't know what actor would play Rilik. He'd probably have a mid baritone voice and a have to wear tons of makeup or a bulky costume.

[Rainspattered]

Ra'Tiel would be Jude Law in either a damned heavy amount of make-up or computer generated and with a voice. He's got that quippy sort of British accent about his voice, though. Well, right now he's dead, but when he was alive and if he comes back, it's Jude Law. Think of the way he was in AI, pretty much.

Ron Perlman would be pretty much the perfect Grothak.

Aercath sings like Cab Calloway, but I honestly don't think Cab's speaking voice works. Leonard Cohen also comes to mind. One of those quasi-lounge singers with more of a tendancy towards gravel or yelling.

Rainspattered, when's created, is Tony Jaa. I haven't introduced him yet, but I am calling Jaa in advance. Tony Jaa or Bruce Lee's ghost, anyhow.

[Death, your friend the Reaper]

Wait....How come no one is played by John Cleese yet?

I am sure he would do a perfect portrayal of one of the Town members.

[Kantur]

Part of Eddie Izzard's standup routine. He talks about England taking over of the world by the clever use of flags.

England sails up to North America. Colonist step out. Natives are watching.

Natives - Who the f*&$ are these guys?

Colonist begin to set up camp, and place a flag into the soil.

Colonist - I claim this land for England.

Hey, excuse me. We were here first.

Do you have a flag?

A what?

A flag, do you have a flag?

Um no, we don't.

No flag, no country! So sorry. This land belongs to England.

And Eddie's act continues from there.....

I thought it was India...Hmm, another excuse to rewatch the DVDs? :smalltongue:
And on the Charlton Heston note from the last page:
"Guns don't kill people, people kill people! And monkeys do to (if they have a gun)."

Though (And I really did mean to post this yesterday, but I got lazy...), For Hawkeye's suggetion of Ewan McGregor to play Kantur - oddly enough, I've never thought about what Kantur sounds like...

[Dispozition]

OK...Now that I'm actually going to be serious...I think that either Nathan Fillion (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nathan_Fillion) or Alan Tudyk (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Tudyk) would be good for Dis. Opinions?

[El Jaspero, the Pirate King]

Ra'Tiel would be Jude Law in either a damned heavy amount of make-up or computer generated and with a voice. He's got that quippy sort of British accent about his voice, though. Well, right now he's dead, but when he was alive and if he comes back, it's Jude Law. Think of the way he was in AI, pretty much.


Sad to say, per the no double-casting rule, Jude Law has already been nabbed by Hawkeye. Might I suggest a Finding Neverland (http://imdb.com/title/tt0308644/)-esque Johnny Depp (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000136/)?

[Kyrian]

OK...Now that I'm actually going to be serious...I think that either Nathan Fillion (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nathan_Fillion) or Alan Tudyk (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Tudyk) would be good for Dis. Opinions?

Personally...no. Why? Because I can't really see Firefly cast play anything else now. Sad, yes.

[Death, your friend the Reaper]

Sad to say, per the no double-casting rule, Jude Law has already been nabbed by Hawkeye. Might I suggest a Finding Neverland (http://imdb.com/title/tt0308644/)-esque Johnny Depp (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000136/)?

Nooooooooo
http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j139/z-t/jacksparrow1d.gif
...Well, that's over.

*Goes back to intro calc.*

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Hmm. I honestly don't know what actor would play Rilik. He'd probably have a mid baritone voice and a have to wear tons of makeup or a bulky costume.

simple
Robert England (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000387/)

[Ireth]

i think that if this ever went underway, that it should be done in the style of robot chicken. but with the actors we casted being in it. its just chaotic enough to work.

death, this clips for you!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jp9zPtxXK1Q

[Death, your friend the Reaper]

((Ct is officially my favourite kender. Heh, deaf pony))

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[InaVegt]

Gez - I had a thought....Peter Mayhew (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0562679/) as actor and voice actress Cree Summer (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0838588/). If you look through the resume's, it'll make sense.

Being played by Chewbacca seems nice, and Cree summers isn't that bad either :tongue:

[Exachix]

Ok, anyone else for Exachix.

Karsen would need a voiceover, and an actor.. hmm.

And Lorrian!

EDIT: and (for Oscar) Who would play the Zergling? WHO!

[Flabbicus]

simple
Robert England (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000387/)

I was posting that so I wouldn't have to resort to making the easy choice. :tongue:

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

masked llama: making the easy choice, so you don't have to.

[Daedrous Avari]

Steve Burton as Daedrous. The voice of Cloud in Advent Children and in Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Burton)[/URL]

[URL="http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ntc1oAbK2e0"]Cloud = Blond Spiky Hair dude. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Staley)

[Amiria]

Winona (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000213/) Ryder (http://www.the-soap.com/winona/pictures/data/media/1/color-011.jpg) for Amiria.

[wxdruid]

Thecla wags her tail happily at El Jaspero's suggestion.

[Rainspattered]

Sad to say, per the no double-casting rule, Jude Law has already been nabbed by Hawkeye. Might I suggest a Finding Neverland (http://imdb.com/title/tt0308644/)-esque Johnny Depp (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000136/)?

Hm. I looked at the list and mixed those two up in my head. Thought somebody had taken Depp but hadn't taken Law. Yes, that would work quite well.

[Blood]

Jaspero - mine would definitely be a voiceover. No actor is that good. :wink:

Though in the beginning, Blood was a lot nicer. Her voice never really changed, just her tone and words....so I don't know, can that woman play Blood on both sides? I've never seen her in action before, so I don't really know what she sounds like in the first place.

[Graklok]

May not be the best fit, but I'd like to have Vinnie Jones (http://imdb.com/name/nm0005068/) play the roll of me. Granted, not as cheerful an actor as Graklok would be, but if you've ever seen Mean Machine (http://imdb.com/title/tt0291341/) then you know what I'm talking about.

Actually, now that I'm thinking about it more, perhaps go a little more with Mr. T (http://imdb.com/title/tt0291341/) but he'd have to shave all his hair on his head.

[Lykan]

Actually, now that I'm thinking about it more, perhaps go a little more with Mr. T (http://imdb.com/title/tt0291341/) but he'd have to shave all his hair on his head.
I pity the fool who has to shave his head for showbusiness!

Hrmmn!

Or someting like that. :smalltongue:

[El Jaspero, the Pirate King]

Hey kids,

I'm on the road at the moment and have neither the time nor the access to update the cast list. I'll be home Saturday night and will catch up then.

[Vindemiatrix]

Hmm...someone who can do a good ghost-voice...has to be very sepulcheral (sp?)...

BUT NOT LIKE THIS: :xykon:

[Rainspattered]

Sepulcher is a great word. I just thought I'd throw that one in there.

[The_Librarian]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/manchester/content/images/2005/10/12/sharleen_spiteri_203x152.jpg/

Any resemblance to Wukei? That's who I'd pick, anyway.
Sharleen Spiteri - she's a singer in a band called Texas

[Kenyon]

Aww, no one else has any suggestions for poor Kenyon? I'm pretty set on the mighty Bruce, but if anyone else has an idea, I'd be interested.

[Hawkeye]

Any resemblance to Wukei? That's who I'd pick, anyway.
Sharleen Spiteri - she's a singer in a band called Texas

Hmm, I don't think any actressess can pull off Wukei's character, so try to get the image right at least. I think that's in the right sort of area but don't know for certain, and the name of the band is apt as well. Anyway, I think IC Hawkeye would be happy with that.
"I would y'know"
You're going to get me in trouble again aren't you?
"That's what I'm planning"
Shut and let me work will you

[Destro_Yersul]

Aww, no one else has any suggestions for poor Kenyon? I'm pretty set on the mighty Bruce, but if anyone else has an idea, I'd be interested.

Chuck Norris? I kid, I kid... :smallwink:
Seriously though? I'm not sure. You'd have to get someone who actually has the right accent so it doesn't sound corny.

[The_Librarian]

Hmm, I don't think any actressess can pull off Wukei's character, so try to get the image right at least. I think that's in the right sort of area but don't know for certain, and the name of the band is apt as well. Anyway, I think IC Hawkeye would be happy with that.
"I would y'know"
You're going to get me in trouble again aren't you?
"That's what I'm planning"
Shut and let me work will you

I'm so glad you approve :smallwink: Throw in Jude Law as well and you'd probably have the best looking couple in the town right there.

[Alarra]

I thinks....Julia Stiles (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005466/) for Alarra

[Indurain]

Delurking because I love movie and actor talk...I got a good laugh at the Hugh Grant suggestion and it's almost fitting, but I thought of something better (to how I see Indurain).

Brad Pitt (http://www.kidzworld.com/img/upload/article/a957i1_articlebrad.jpg) The look and smooth talking ability from Ocean's 11/12/13, and his mental behaviour from 12 Monkeys (http://www.bradpittfan.com/pics/mmo012a.jpg).

(I'd also like to say that Julia Stiles is perfect for how I see Alarra, and Dustin Hoffman rules for Llama![especially since I just saw Stranger than Fiction.] And Alan Rickman for Death!)

[Takehiko the Marooned]

Umm... Have I been here long enough to even qualify for being a part of this?

[Deadly]

Umm... Have I been here long enough to even qualify for being a part of this?

Of course! Everyone is equal in Town. You're not more qualified for anything just because you've been wasting your life here for years :)

[Takehiko the Marooned]

Ah, cool. Is there any person who knows a matial artist actor who doesn't mind playing a humorous roll?

[McBish]

Jackie Chan.

[Takehiko the Marooned]

Jackie Chan.

I was trying to stray away from him...:smalltongue:

[Deadly]

Hmm, the only other one I can think of is Jet Li (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001472/)

[Takehiko the Marooned]

Hmm, the only other one I can think of is Jet Li (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001472/)

Yeah, but Jet Li stopped doing movies. :smalltongue:

[Deadly]

I don't think that matters here, I'm sure the one you choose could even be dead... so what about Bruce Lee? :)

[McBish]

Yeah I figured but I couldn't resist. And didn't he say he was done doing Kung-Fu epics, not all movies. Or was that just me wishing out loud.

[Takehiko the Marooned]

Umm... I dunno... Looking for somebody within their 20s or so...

[El Jaspero, the Pirate King]

Whew! Cast list updated.

[EloquentRune]

I have no idea who would be a good actor to play E_R he'd have to be older and ... i dont know eloquent maybe

[Appolo]

John Lithgow (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Lithgow) or Alan Rickman (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Rickman) for Asgard, and Geoffrey Rush (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geoffrey_Rush) as Lurch

[The Orange Zergling]

EDIT: and (for Oskar) Who would play the Zergling? WHO!

You get a cookie for that comment alone. :smallbiggrin:

Umm... I have absolutely no clue who would play any of my characters... for some reason I envision The Shadow with a (very slight) British accent.

[Thri-Kreen_DK]

Ok, I found the name of the original Henry the Octopus:
Paul field.
http://www.progressiveboink.com/b/images/wiggly/wiggly24.jpg

[Deadly]

Kevin Spacey (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000228/) should "play" Deadly. Somehow he just fits perfectly...

[blackfox]

Hmm... I wonder who would play BlackFox... There should probably be different actors for the voiceover of BlackFox as a fox and BlackFox as an elf, but I really don't have enough knowledge to be able to pick out actors.
Although it would be really cool if I could play myself... XD

[El Jaspero, the Pirate King]

*dusts off thread*

For BlackFox I would definitely think of Sarah Vowell (http://imdb.com/name/nm1102970/) as a voice actor. She has the perfect "bored teenage girl" voice.

Having finally watched Captain Blood (http://imdb.com/title/tt0026174/) I have chosen to recast (http://imdb.com/name/nm0001224/) El Jaspero. Can't believe I didn't think of it earlier.

Eloquent Rune? For some reason I keep thinking of Sir Alec Guinness (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000027/). Not sure why.

[Lord Magtok]

I might be too relatively new here, but...

Ian McDiarmid as Lord Magtok. The guy did Palpatine, so he could surely pull off another cloaked evil person, this time with disturbing cybernetic surgery on his face.

[El Jaspero, the Pirate King]

That's a good call for Magtok, and Ian MacDaiarmid is some powerful, industrial-strength acting there.

It amazes me that I never thought up someone to play my dear friend Ceika; best I can come up with off the top of my head is Renée O'Connor (http://imdb.com/name/nm0640488/), in that she can clearly do both the swashbuckling action and the introspective, vulnerable scenes, but maybe there's someone better out there, I dunno.

[Kyrian]

Just took a look at it Jas, and while I know it's not my call, i think you made a pretty good pick there.

[Blood]

Captain Blood (http://imdb.com/title/tt0026174/)
Am I just overanalyzing?

Cat Blood
Ca(p)t(ain) Blood. And the difference is Pain. :smalleek:

I wish I knew more about actors. Cuz I really have no idea what Joan Cusack sounds like, Jaspero. Other than your descriptions, but I have never heard her so can't agree / contradict.

[Indurain]

Jas...what about Elizabeth Banks (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006969/) for Ceika? Just my thought.

[Deus Mortus]

Jim Carrey

[Nevrmore]

Hawk Geldof = David Bateson (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agent_47)

I'll think of actors for my other two characters later.

[Raistlin1040]

hmm. I don't really know who could play a sarcastic Drow (later changed into an elf) Paladin/Favored Soul. Any ideas?

[Lord Magtok]

How do you cast for a meatbag hating android? By picking a random name out of a hat!

I can't decide whether SWKOTOR's HK-47's voice actor, the actor for the Matrix's Agent Smith, or the Star Wars Prequel Trilogy's Battle Droid voice actor would do the ESARS line of androids best.

[Kyrian]

How do you cast for a meatbag hating android? By picking a random name out of a hat!

I can't decide whether SWKOTOR's HK-47's voice actor, the actor for the Matrix's Agent Smith, or the Star Wars Prequel Trilogy's Battle Droid voice actor would do the ESARS line of androids best.

I want to hear the "Roger roger"s do ESARS.

[Lord Magtok]

On second thought, forget the Battle Droids. They remind me of Episode 1, which doesn't exist.

[Destro_Yersul]

On second thought, forget the Battle Droids. They remind me of Episode 1, which doesn't exist.

Ridicule my taste all you want, but I liked Episode I, and Episode II, and Episode III. The guy who did the battle droid voice is Tom Sylla. Agent Smith was played by Hugo Weaving, and HK-47 ((easily the awesomest droid ever)) was done by Kristoffer Tabori. I, personally, think that either Kris or Tom would make a great ESARS.

[Indurain]

Ridicule my taste all you want, but I liked Episode I, and Episode II, and Episode III.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *points and laughs at Destro's taste* HA HA...weiner. *pushes Destro's taste in the mud* Look at the little piggy. *kicks Destro's taste* How do you like that little piggy? Hunh? *throws a half-eaten apple at Destro's taste* Not hungry pig? What's the matter? *spits on Destro's taste* You're not even worth my time...You're pathetic.

[Lord Magtok]

Episode 1 didn't seem that important. It introduced some people, but its not like the galaxy was at stake. Just one little planet filled with frog-people.

[Destro_Yersul]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *points and laughs at Destro's taste* HA HA...weiner. *pushes Destro's taste in the mud* Look at the little piggy. *kicks Destro's taste* How do you like that little piggy? Hunh? *throws a half-eaten apple at Destro's taste* Not hungry pig? What's the matter? *spits on Destro's taste* You're not even worth my time...You're pathetic.


^: True, true. But Darth Maul was awesome.

I suppose I asked for that... :smallbiggrin: *summons trout, throws it at Indurain*

I liked Catwoman too.

[Lord Magtok]

Darth Maul was pretty awesome, but he was the only Sith to last only one movie. That's just pathetic. Killed off in his only movie...a non-existent movie too...

Who could play my nameless agent, SASO? He's a bit of a mix between Skywalker, Neo, and Red of the video game Red Dead Revolver (Best western game ever!)

[Gamerofthegame]

Keri would have to be someone who can play a good small person... Yet be thin. And kickass. Cause thats Keri's way.

... Keri probably would be CG'd and voice acted by... Someone.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

she'd also probably try to kill Dustin Hoffman on the set. :smile: