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Hoseki
2006-12-03, 08:35 AM
A large, plain wodden building has sprung up, built by voulenteer NPCs only. A sign on the door says


No PCs!
Please?

Inside, there is a small boxy room occupied by a big desk and a bulletin board. The board has many messages thumb-tacked to it, including:


The Non-Player-Character Rights Group
TNPCRG
President: Jason A. Brown
Vice-President: Harry P. Green
Treasurer: Lily Y. Smith
Secretary: Robert L. Johnson

Have you ever felt oppressed by the PCs who dominate the Town? Have you lost family or friends to the PC gods or just ridiculously high-leved PCs? If so, then TNPCRG can help!

We at TNPCRG work to help the commonpeople of Town. We have fought to make killing and assaulting of NPCs a criminal offence that actually gets punished. Members of TNPCRG recieve names upon joining, instead of demeaning numbers. (Names include a first name, last name, and middle initial.) We hold meetings just sort of whenever, and all are welcome, be they shopworker, night shift priest, or random thug!

Behind the desk is either Phil O. Williams or his wife Mary H. Williams, depending on the time. They will glady give out informative pamphlets and suchlike.

During meetings, the large meeting room is crammed with every sort of person- warforged, therianthropes of every kind imaginable, humans, elves, half-orcs, birds, shadows, dragons, gnomes, moles, wolves, gnolls, goblins, hobgoblins, bugbears, dopplegangers, giants, demons, devils, centaurs, treants, unicorns, yuan-ti, rakshasa, owlbears, ogres, and gelatinous cubes, just to name a few. Sometimes they plan demonstrations at places like Trog's.

Xerillum
2006-12-03, 09:11 AM
A random npc wanders in.

Hoseki
2006-12-03, 09:13 AM
Mary H. Williams looks up. "Hi! Welcome to TNPCRG HQ. How can I help you?"

Xerillum
2006-12-03, 09:18 AM
"ummm, I was looking for the NPC civil rights group. I'd like to join."

Hoseki
2006-12-03, 09:22 AM
Mary H. Williams beams. "That's us! Just fill out this form and I'll give you your membership card. Did you have a name you were hoping for?"

Lykan
2006-12-03, 09:35 AM
((You have NO idea how much I want to light this place on fire. :biggrin:))

Kyrian
2006-12-03, 09:36 AM
((I second it wolfman...))

Hoseki
2006-12-03, 09:36 AM
((See?! This is exactly the kind of disrespect the NPCs are fighting! :smallwink:))

Lykan
2006-12-03, 09:42 AM
((See?! This is exactly the kind of disrespect the NPCs are fighting! :smallwink:))

((The irony, the irony...))

Rumda
2006-12-03, 09:45 AM
((I just hope you send the mini-tarrsque through here...))

Hoseki
2006-12-03, 09:47 AM
((Why would I do that?!))

Lykan
2006-12-03, 09:50 AM
((Why would I do that?!))
((Becasue the tarasque is a killing machine... And it'd be funny. :smallamused: ))

Hoseki
2006-12-03, 09:52 AM
((But it's cruel! And sadistic! The NPCs would press charges!))

InaVegt
2006-12-03, 10:24 AM
((You have NO idea how much I want to light this place on fire. :biggrin:))

((Thirded))

Kalbereth
2006-12-03, 10:28 AM
(HEY! No random slaughter of the helpless civilians!)

Sneak
2006-12-03, 10:37 AM
Sneak walks in and sidles up to the front desk. "Hey, I'm looking for the BS Union. Is this it?"

InaVegt
2006-12-03, 10:39 AM
Sneak walks in and sidles up to the front desk. "Hey, I'm looking for the BS Union. Is this it?"

((So funny))

Hoseki
2006-12-03, 10:40 AM
Mary H. Williams scowls. "I'm afraid not, sir."

Exachix
2006-12-03, 10:42 AM
((Napalm on Standby Sir.))

Sneak
2006-12-03, 10:43 AM
"I'm sorry, Ma'am, I must've been mistaken. Good day." He bows deeply and walks back out.

Hoseki
2006-12-03, 10:45 AM
Mary H. Williams mutters something about sarcastic PC cat god things and begins reading a trashy romance novel. By an NPC author, of course.

Kalbereth
2006-12-03, 10:46 AM
(You can't tell me you were expecting Sneak of all people to not respond to this...:smalltongue: )

InaVegt
2006-12-03, 10:51 AM
A small skinny dwarf walks in, he looks at the NPC behind the counter.

Me this place new. You who are?

Kyrian
2006-12-03, 10:52 AM
((*Waves "Bring back Fenhai" sign*))

Flabbicus
2006-12-03, 10:52 AM
The grammar patrol comes in and smacks the dwarf.

Use proper pronouns!

The fly away.

Hoseki
2006-12-03, 10:54 AM
Mary H. Williams looks up. "I'm Mary H. Williams! This is TNPCRG HQ, or The Non-Player-Character Rights Group Head Quarters. How may I help you?"

InaVegt
2006-12-03, 10:55 AM
Me look food for. Me hungry be.

Sneak
2006-12-03, 10:57 AM
Sneak runs in the bar, hopping up and down, obviously very excited. "Ohmygod! It's Yoda! I heard him from out—" He looks at the dwarf and visibly deflates. "What? You're not Yoda. IMPOSTOR!"

Kalbereth
2006-12-03, 10:58 AM
(Good lord, stop doing that...my spleen is going to explode one of these days...)

InaVegt
2006-12-03, 10:58 AM
Sneak runs in the bar, hopping up and down, obviously very excited. "Ohmygod! It's Yoda! I heard him from outó" He looks at the dwarf and visibly deflates. "What? You're not Yoda. IMPOSTOR!"

((Stop being so funny, everyone was looking at me because I was laughing so hard))

Hoseki
2006-12-03, 10:59 AM
Mary H. Williams bits her lip. "Oh! I'm sorry, all I have is a tuna salad sandwich." She looks up at Sneak. "Hello again, sir."

InaVegt
2006-12-03, 11:00 AM
Me like tuna not. Me know tavern wants.

Sneak
2006-12-03, 11:00 AM
(( *hangs head* I'm sorry.

...

Can you get my head down from that noose now? ))

Hoseki
2006-12-03, 11:03 AM
"Oh! Well, we do give money to needy. Here; this ought to pay for lunch at Trog's if you tell Nina I sent you." She offers a few silver and copper pieces to the dwarf.

Flabbicus
2006-12-03, 11:05 AM
Smack, smack, smack, and another for good measure.

You're doing it wrong!

They fly away again.

Blood
2006-12-03, 11:14 AM
An ogre walks in and walks up to the front desk. He looks very beat up, with bruises and cuts all over. Some blood is oozing onto the floor. Those stupid adventurers always try to kill us. They said something about a random encounter. The ogres all died, but I ran away. He promptly turns into a pig, and snorts wildly. Then he turns into a human and says, Oh, and I'm a doppleganger, and apparently my shapechanging power is broken now too!

Hoseki
2006-12-03, 11:18 AM
"You poor thing! Do you want healing? I think Hayate from the Temple of Inari is helping Lily with the finances in the back room..."

Blood
2006-12-03, 11:20 AM
That would be- he turns into a hawk, then an elf, -fine.

He tries his best to walk to the recommended doorway, turning into something every three or four steps.

Sneak
2006-12-03, 11:23 AM
Sneak catches up to the doppelganger quickly. "Hey, kid, interested in some work? I know a guy who runs a freak show. You might fit in there."

Hoseki
2006-12-03, 11:24 AM
"No, please let me..." Mary H. Williams pokes her head through the door. "Hayte! A visitor needs healing!" A shadow kitsune glides out of the room, adjusing his kimono with embarassment. He casts Heal on the doppleganger.

Blood
2006-12-03, 11:25 AM
Hey a- *pause* job offer already! Maybe I won't be an NPC anymore! I am not a random encounter! *pause* He turns back to the door, and continues his slow pace. Just let me get healed first...

He faces Sneak. Where is this freak show?

Sneak
2006-12-03, 11:27 AM
"Right outside here, actually. It's called The Town. No, I don't know why they call it that."

AmberVael
2006-12-03, 11:30 AM
((Did someone say 'freakshow'?))
http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h107/sjunderw/grothok.png
Grothok comes in the door, and his bizarre heritage shines clear. Or rather, unclear, since you can't quite tell what he is. Reddish scales cover him in patches, and tough, leathery purple skin covers the rest. He has strange crests on his head, and disgusting, largely membranous wings stretch from his back, along with two rubbery tentacles. His eyes are red, and his fangs show as he bares a snarl.
Grothok not want to be NPC!

Blood
2006-12-03, 11:32 AM
The doppleganger, now a dog, growls at Sneak and turns to the lady at the desk. He transforms into a bunch of things before something that can talk comes up. Can you fix my transforming problem??

Hoseki
2006-12-03, 11:33 AM
Mary H. Williams smiles nervously at Grothok. "It's not all the bad to be an NPC... besides the alternative is to be a PC, and they're all jerks..."

"I'm sorry, hon... I don't know how... Hayate?" "No idea, Mary. Sorry, sir..."

AmberVael
2006-12-03, 11:35 AM
Grothok's ears waggle as he thinks this over.
That make sense to Grothok.

Blood
2006-12-03, 11:36 AM
The "vulture" flies around the ceiling in circles, squawking madly in anger at his transforming problem. He turns into a rat and squeaks as he falls a long way, but ends up unhurt by luckily turning into a cat before hitting the ground.

Hoseki
2006-12-03, 11:38 AM
Mary H. Williams nods encouragingly. "At TNPCRG, we help people become more confident about their NPChood. Do you need any help with that?"

AmberVael
2006-12-03, 11:40 AM
Grothok need job.

Hoseki
2006-12-03, 11:45 AM
"Well, NPCs are in high demand as workers. I can't think of any places hiring off the top of my head, though. Maybe you would consider a bouncer job at one of the taverns?"

AmberVael
2006-12-03, 11:46 AM
No. Police not like Grothok hitting people. Grothok not mean to...
Grothok tugs on one of his tentacles in an awkward fashion.

Blood
2006-12-03, 11:48 AM
Now a dwarf, the doppleganger leaves, grumbling.

Hoseki
2006-12-03, 11:49 AM
"Oh, I'm so sorry... what other skills do you have? I'm sure we'll come up with something."

AmberVael
2006-12-03, 11:50 AM
Grothok thinks obviously and shakes his head.
Grothok not know much.

Hoseki
2006-12-03, 11:54 AM
"Acolyte? Are you a religious type?"

AmberVael
2006-12-03, 11:57 AM
Grothok shakes his head.
Grothok not like temply people. They stuffy.

Hoseki
2006-12-03, 12:02 PM
Mary H. Williams scratches her head. "Cook?"

DarkHunter
2006-12-03, 12:03 PM
The town librarian stomps in, still dressed in his mismatched equipment.

I'm tired of being "The Town Librarian"! I deserve a name!

Hoseki
2006-12-03, 12:06 PM
"That's the spirit! Let's see what male names are free... Do you have a preference, or should I just yoink an available one?"

AmberVael
2006-12-03, 12:06 PM
Grothok growls.
Dumb orcs not give Grothok chance to learn.

InaVegt
2006-12-03, 12:08 PM
The strange dwarf awakens from his water induced sleep and goes to trog's

Hoseki
2006-12-03, 12:09 PM
"Oh, that'll be fine! Mark R. Hance has chef training. He'll teach you the culinary arts, if you're interested!"

DarkHunter
2006-12-03, 12:15 PM
The librarian frowns

Well... I am an elf...

AmberVael
2006-12-03, 12:15 PM
Grothok waggles his ears.
Grothok try that.

Hoseki
2006-12-03, 12:20 PM
"Hmm... How about Ivellios Q. Holimion?"

"Sounds great, Grothok. Hayate, would you please get Mark?" "Sure." Hayate drifts off.

DarkHunter
2006-12-03, 12:24 PM
The newly-christened Ivellios smiles

Thanks! That lazy player never bothered to name me.

He strides out of the building

AmberVael
2006-12-03, 12:26 PM
Grothok hums a rather creepy and choppy tune that sounds like breaking people's bones.

Hoseki
2006-12-03, 12:29 PM
"Have a nice day, Ivellios!

"While you're waiting, would you like to become a member of TNPCRG, Grothok?"

AmberVael
2006-12-03, 12:30 PM
Grothok's eyes narrow in thought.
What that mean?

InaVegt
2006-12-03, 12:30 PM
((I have a nice name you could give to one of them: Neopidus Perdenal Catmandu))

Hoseki
2006-12-03, 12:36 PM
"Well, you could attend our occationally-held meetings and protests. We do collect some dues from members, but it's not really that much. Membership gives you discounts at all shops run by other members- for instance, if Hayate healed you at the Temple of Inari, you'd get a discount. Same with Trog's- all the NPC staff are members."

AmberVael
2006-12-03, 12:38 PM
What happen at meetings?
Grothok idly crackes his knuckles.

InaVegt
2006-12-03, 12:38 PM
((Not the NPC wait staff of the magical warehouse, they get fired if they become members of this terrorist group))

Flabbicus
2006-12-03, 12:43 PM
The Times are Tough NPC enters.

(( Hoseki gets full control of him now. :amused: ))

Hoseki
2006-12-03, 12:50 PM
((Since when is this a terrorist group?))

"Let's see... we sing 'We Shall Overcome'... Talk about what we're going to do to promote NPC equality... Eat food...

"Stat! Marcey's in the back room. Good luck!"

*Sigh* Times are tough." Stat goes into the back room.

((I have to go for a short while.))

AmberVael
2006-12-03, 12:58 PM
Grothok goes to the back room to learn how to cook. Disaster and hilarity ensues.

Xerillum
2006-12-03, 04:29 PM
A bunch of sneak's sweatshop workers charge the doors.

Hoseki
2006-12-03, 04:32 PM
"What? What is it?" Mary H. Williams asks, jerking awake.

Xerillum
2006-12-03, 04:36 PM
A few are tasered, and 150 get in.

Hoseki
2006-12-03, 04:40 PM
((Who's tasering the sweatshop workers?))

"What's going on?! How do you all even fit here?!"

Sneak
2006-12-03, 04:40 PM
Sneak sweatshop workers look around, wondering why they exist, seeing as no one besides Sneak and some elves (voluntarily) ever worked in Sneak's sweatshop.

Renrik
2006-12-04, 02:02 PM
The Goblin Labor Party sends two nameless goblin NPCs to serve as envoys and as a show of support to the NPC Rights Group.

((We support civil liberties for all. Plus, a lot of the goblins (most of them) are NPCs anyway.))

The Orange Zergling
2006-12-04, 04:14 PM
(HEY! No random slaughter of the helpless civilians!)


((If only someone had told me that BEFORE I thought up The Shadow's concept... :smalltongue:))

((Poor random NPCs 35215-35373... I knew him them well.))

(("Pfft, I'd be turning in my grave right now if I had a grave... mutter mutter..."))

TheHawk
2006-12-04, 05:43 PM
((Poor random NPCs 35215-35373... I knew him them well.))


((So thats where #352307 went. He owed me money. Ah, well, a PC's life goes on.))

cosmo
2006-12-04, 09:54 PM
I find it insulting that you'd make some random mook your President instead of choosing the man who's easily the most famous NPC in Town.

No more free drinks for you losers!

CabbageTheif
2006-12-04, 10:26 PM
two faces that havent been seen in a long time walk through the door. thats right, its the elf twins Iris and Siri!!!

i think this is the place. um...... excuse me? excuse me?

hey, me and my sister here want to join! where do we sign up?

Hoseki
2006-12-05, 04:41 PM
((Hey, this organization is for the random mooks, created by the random mooks, and will thus be run by the random mooks!

And CT, these people are NPCs. NPC them! Mary'll sign Iris and Siri up, though.))

Death, your friend the Reaper
2006-12-05, 05:57 PM
*Death runs down the list of names of those who are due to die soon. Amazingly it is awfully like the NPC role call list. Coincidences truly are amazing aren't they?*

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2006-12-06, 11:42 PM
*King and Ala come walking in.*
We haven't seen Muffy in days and Auntielarra and Uncle Jaspero went sailing. We came to see what NPC's are suppsed to do.
Yeah. Atreyu won't even let us be a part of any dangerous plots. Its fine when someone is around to RP us, but right now, we just hang out in our rooms.
*The guy who works night shift stares and thinks* Well, the problem is that you aren't proper NPC's. You have names and backstories and developed personalities. The real bad thing is you aren't really up for community control. I mean, you are, since Masked LLama doesn't really mind someone NPCing you, as long as they don't do anything out of line or put you two in danger, but even then, those are heavy guideline restrictions for NPC's. You're more like community apprentice PC's. We just aren't prepared to deal with that here. So, I'm gonna give you two some candy and hope that satisfies you enough to leave.

*he hands some candy to the kids who thank him and disappear out the door.*

Thri-Kreen_DK
2006-12-07, 12:20 AM
A gnome enters.
He is wearing exotic gnomon clothes and pulling a cart behind him.

He drops it to the ground.

"I am so sick and tired of being forced to be the generic gnomish shopkeeper that dissapears moments later!" He rants, "Every PC in the Universe see's me at some stage! Do you know what that means? That averages to be 200 PC's a day I have to find and serve!
That aswell as create all of the items to sell.
I'm sick and tired of the lot of them!"

Supagoof
2006-12-07, 03:05 AM
Godric, Krysta, Ravina, and Feorwyn of the Gufipolice fly into the room.

We want to sign up! Ravina says.

That's right, we're sick of PCs telling us what to do. Krysta follows.

Yeah, did you know they won't even let us show our love in public, let alone get married. Godric exclaims.

It's hide here, or come out of the backroom here, giggling. What it should read is that Godric and I are making out right in the center of the station.

And they expect us to keep full tabs on all the cases that come into the station, whether or not the cops who work there start and investigation. Feorwyn adds.

Get the donuts, get the coffee, fill the forms, install a new door, take stuff from the armory, lock that prisoner up, watch through that scrying glass.....

We don't even get badges, and yet we do more to uphold the law in this town then most of the force.

((Badges, we don't need no stinkin badges))

We....Feorwyn start sobbing...we don't even have backstories yet!

Let alone last names!

Forget the last names, I just want someone to spell my name right. It's always Christa, or Krista, or Chrysta, or Crystal, but it's spelt K-R-Y-S-T-A! Look at the first thread of the first police station. It got changed with the new ownership.

You put us on that list, or else well start arresting everyone here for not following the laws regarding public gatherings!

Can we do that? Snnnf. Her sobbing begins to clear up.

Sure, there's gotta be a form somewhere....Nevermind, add us to that list.

I ain't gonna take anymore orders until we get some headway.

We want fair wages.

Yeah, at least Cosmo even gets some tips once in awhile.

We want a single person to operate us.

Yeah, we want - Wait, won't that make us PCs?

Oh yeah, nevermind that then, we want some respect!

The fairies continue to go on with their demands and injustices of the jobs.

((And are now available for whomever.....love the absolute silliness of this thread.))

Renrik
2006-12-07, 01:52 PM
The two goblin NPCs play in the corner with Mark and Ivelios, hustling them at Three Dragon's Ante.

Thri-Kreen_DK
2006-12-08, 05:27 AM
The gnome goes over to the fairies.
"You wouldn't believe how many times I've been manhandled by those filthy 'PC's.'
I'm sick of it too.
I get KILLED by them aswell! You know how much XP I have to keep re-earning?! No you don't!" The gnome is building up into total rage over the PC's injustices.

Graklok
2006-12-08, 01:31 PM
NPC #56781s9-1 comes into the center.

Fellow NPCs, the time is upon us. One of those PC's attacked and killed my brother. The trial is underway. You watch, he'll get off! This is injustice at it's best. Wouldn't you agree?

Some NPCs nod their heads in agreement.

We need to rise up to arms. We need to organize against this travesty. If they let the ogre go, we need to re-act, swiftly and with distinction. We're not going to take it!

Whose with me?

The rest of the NPC gathering send shouts of approval for NPC #56781s9-1 plea. The whole group is upset.

CabbageTheif
2006-12-08, 01:54 PM
Iris and Siri have found a nice nitch in the group: the two of them serve drinks. the place has obtained a sort of concesion stand, run by thew two. they feel that any organization needs refreshments!

during all of the cheering, they get other npc's drinks and whatnot.

Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-09, 11:07 PM
Iames enters, leading a group of NPCs in. These NPCs were murdered earlier today by Wukei, and I thought it would be a good idea to bring them here. He disappears.

Hoseki
2006-12-10, 09:17 AM
Phil O. Williams and Mary H. Williams help all of the new NPCs get names, jobs, and counseling, if applicable.

Renrik
2006-12-10, 06:01 PM
One of the goblins leaves the three dragon ante game and walks outside, then goes off to the slums. The other goblin joins in the shouts to topple the PCs who harm NPCs, and adds some Goblin Labor Party rhetoric to the mix.

Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-13, 09:07 PM
((It's inside a building))

Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-13, 09:12 PM
Iames fires three shots at the fleeing robot, continuing to pursue.

Renrik
2006-12-14, 01:45 PM
The goblin ducks for cover as the shots are fired.

Madmal
2006-12-19, 07:26 PM
Three individuals enter the building, looking around and examining the place.

The first one is clearly a lizardman, although he stands among the others due to his bulky built, he's carrying a spiked club on his right hand, and a blade is strapped to his tail.

The smaller one (a red-skinned kobold) bounces around the main room, taking measurements on the walls and the floor. She wears a flamboyant orange robe, and small glasses on her nuzzle.

The third one stays on one place, reading the bulletin board, at first, it resembles an elf, but the green skin and the long whip-like tail cancels this assumption. he's wearing some simple clothes, and covering her mouth and nose under a Handkerchief.

the muscled lizardmen decides to leave any talking to the other two, he lays back on a wall, and starts fidgeting with the spikes on his club.

Hoseki
2006-12-19, 07:29 PM
Mary H. Williams looks up. "Ah, can I help you?" she asks the group in general.

Madmal
2006-12-19, 07:39 PM
The elf-like creature moves his head towards the voice. After noticing the human, he moves gently towards her

"Errrr...yes, i believe so, miss...but first...can you tells us a little bit more about this place?"

Hoseki
2006-12-19, 07:44 PM
Mary H. Williams beams. "Certainly! This is the headquarters of the NPC Rights Group! We work to give NPCs dignity, respect, and rights."

Madmal
2006-12-19, 07:48 PM
"sooo...would you consider this place under the classification of...."important?"

Hoseki
2006-12-19, 07:51 PM
"Oh, I would!" May H. Williams says happily.

Madmal
2006-12-19, 07:58 PM
"Hmmm..interesting that...now, would you be interest-"

"Oh, For Drigiel!!! quit all that yippy-yappig all round , Sevathos, and get to the point!!!" The kobold spots

"Korath bored. Korath want some action!" says the lizardman, as he wields his club

the elf-like creature slaps his forehead
"you two know no subtlety, right?"

Hoseki
2006-12-19, 08:01 PM
"Um... yes? Interested in what?" May H. Williams asks cautiously.

Madmal
2006-12-19, 08:36 PM
"You see..."says the elf-like creature "my comrade here wishes to temporally adquire a part of this stablishment too-"

temporally? adquire? what are you talking about? i need this place demolished, and i want it now! it obstructs my view to the dragonne constelation!!

The elf-creature quickly turns around
"demolish? that outside our capacities!"- he narrows his eyes- "this was not stated on the contract..."

I give a damm! Miss Trelissa aproved my request, and it will be carried on! Korath! Start!! NOW!!

Bossy short-lady's the boss here.... The lizardmen says, as he picks his club, and starts to try aiming it against one of the walls

Hoseki
2006-12-19, 08:43 PM
Mary H. Williams jumps up. "What in Pelor's name are you doing?!" she cries. "Stop that at once!" She hits a concealed red button and walls of force spring up, completely protecting the walls of TNPCRGHQ

Madmal
2006-12-19, 08:57 PM
a Pelor worshipper? interesting... but this defenses won't last against-

"You! Stop!- the elf-creature firmly yells- we do not exercise any control on this town outside our respective quarters on the Underhill fortress. We can't do that..."

but miss Trelissa...

"You fail to remember that Miss Trelissa isn't the one in charge of the organization. all the responsabily of our actions fall upon Mr. Malmagor, and i'm pretty sure he would be against this capricious attitude...Korath! stop trying to harm the building and put miss Silak under custody..."

But, miss bossy short-lady said...

"Miss Silak may be an astronomer under the cares of Guildleader Trelissa, but i'm a beguiler from the verdant circle, therefore, my authorithy is independant, and i'm not as restricted as her...Besides, what do you believe Troopmaster Rennard will think about you when he hears about this?"

the elf-like creature smiles, as the lizardmen pales, and grabs the kobold

you..TRAITOR! you'll pay for this, miserable saurian!!

"Take her back...i have an apology to do...and be good...or i'll comunicate your tendency to obey the mages above the rest of the House Council"

The saurian smiles, as the lizardmen carries the kobold back to the fortress

Hoseki
2006-12-19, 09:01 PM
Mary H. Williams looks utterly baffled. "What?" she asks faintly.

Madmal
2006-12-19, 09:07 PM
The saurian turns to Mary H. Williams, a little troubled about her expression

"What what, miss?"

Hoseki
2006-12-19, 09:08 PM
"Why did they... attack the headquarters?"

Madmal
2006-12-19, 09:14 PM
"attack? hehe...this hasn't been an attack, miss (at least, not the ones i'm used to define) just a capricious arcane student, her dim-witted and easily intimidated Lycanthropic guard, and a misinformed information agent...sheshh..."

Hoseki
2006-12-19, 09:18 PM
"The lizardman tried to bash down our walls for no discernable reason! That's certainly what I'd call an attack!"

Madmal
2006-12-19, 09:21 PM
"So "it gets in the way between my boss' favourite constellation and her room" it's not a discernible reason?, you sure are an unusual lady, miss..."

"but in any case, i apologize for all the trouble i have caused by bringing this pair, i'll look into the matter, and accept the responsabilities in front of the Verdant Council, if you excuse me..." the saurian bows politely, and exits the building, while whistling a merry tune.

((RL calls. gotta go. thanks for participating on the sillyness))

Hoseki
2006-12-19, 09:38 PM
((That's fine. :smallsmile:))

"But.. didn't say... constellation? What? I need a drink..." She drifts off to the back room and lets her husband take over.

Daedrous Avari
2006-12-30, 03:23 PM
This thread is beginning to cause a paradox...

Player controlled NPC's?

Hoseki
2006-12-30, 03:28 PM
((Anyone can control them, not just me. That's what makes them NPCs.))

Lord Iames Osari
2007-01-20, 10:52 PM
Aerin lands in front of the building and enters. Hello, she says to whoever is on the desk. I'd like to report an NPC rights violation. At Trog's this evening, a creature calling itself Gatamu killed and ate an NPC without provocation in front of numerous witnesses.
http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=32186&page=28#825
I attempted to apprehend the creature, but to no avail. I will be consulting with outside experts on the matter, and you can rest assured that the police will not let this matter lie. However, I recommend that you take independent legal action as well.

Aerin leaves.