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The Demented One
2006-12-15, 10:18 PM
Living Pillow Fort
Size/Type: Large Construct
Hit Dice: 2d10+30 (41 hp)
Initiative: +3
Speed: 40 ft. (8 squares)
Armor Class: 14 (-1 size, -1 Dex, + 6 natural), touch 8, flatfooted 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +1/+8
Attack: Bite +3 melee (1d8+3 nonlethal)
Full Attack: Bite +3 melee (1d8+3 nonlethal)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Cushioned, improved grab, swallow whole
Special Qualities: Construct traits, damage reduction 5/piercing and slashing, darkvision 60 ft., pillow mount
Saves: Fort +0, Ref -1, Will +0
Abilities: Str 16, Dex 8, Con Ė, Int 4, Wis 11, Cha 1
Skills: Listen +2, Spot +3
Feats: Improved Initiative
Environment: Any
Organization: Solitary
Challenge Rating: 3
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always True Neutral
Advancement: 3-6 HD (Large), 7-10 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: Ė

Living Pillow Forts are cushiony constructs created by immature mages (http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2003-01-13). While incapable of causing any real harm, they can heftily beat foes into submission. A Living Pillow Fort is almost indistinguishable from a pile of pillows until it attacks, the only hint being its vaguely mouth-like shape.

Cushioned (Ex)
A Living Pillow Fortís body is soft and cushiony. Its bite attack always deals nonlethal damageĖit cannot deal lethal damage whatsoever.

Improved Grab (Ex)
To use this ability, a Living Pillow Fort must hit with its bite attack. It can then attempt to start a grapple as a free action without provoking an attack of opportunity. If it wins the grapple check, it establishes a hold and can attempt to swallow the foe the following round.

Swallow Whole (Ex)
A Living Pillow Fort can try to swallow a grabbed opponent of Medium size or smaller by making a successful grapple check. Once inside, the opponent takes 1d4 points of nonlethal damage each round. A swallowed creature can cut its way out by using a light slashing or piercing weapon to deal 10 points of damage to the fortís interior (AC 13). Once the creature exits, the cushions seal the holes in themselves; another swallowed opponent must cut its own way out. A fortís interior can hold 1 Medium, 2 Small, 8 Tiny, or 16 Diminutive or smaller opponents.

Pillow Mount (Ex)
By sitting in a Living Pillow Fortís interior, its master may use it as a mount. Riding the fort is just like riding a normal steed, with a few exceptions. Being more intelligent than a normal horse, a Living Pillow Fortís rider automatically succeeds on all Ride checks he makes while on it. While it is being ridden, a Living Pillow Fort cannot use its bite attack or swallow foes whole.
Creating a Living Pillow Fort
The body of a Living Pillow Fort is created from 50 gp worth of sofa cushions. No check is needed to assemble the bodyĖthe creator simply needs to pile the pillows on top of each other.

CL 5th. Craft Construct, mount, unseen servant. Cost 3,050 gp + 204 xp. Price 6,000 gp.

2006-12-15, 11:44 PM
+ Fiendish template (http://youtube.com/watch?v=fR1WjDiKOXQ)

Like it, a great infuriating speedbump creature.

2006-12-16, 07:39 PM
Gods, no! I hate(d) that show!

2006-12-16, 07:52 PM
I want one...
to guard my room from my niece