Mr Wizard
2007-01-11, 10:53 PM
Is he the perfect warlord?
Now before some one says "Well, the spell is 'Summon Perfect Warlord' and Who was summoned? DUR!" let us consider some evidence (both in the comic and just theory) that he is not.
1. Stanley had a Croakamancer perform a Findamancer spell, thus possibly causing some error.
2. Erfworld *may* be Parson's creation. Even with metagame knowledge, creators are rarely the best at their own games. Unless of course they create a rule "Anyone one named Parson Gotti who owns the web-domain www.hamstard.com (http://www.hamstard.com) is automatically awarded twelve dwagon units. Each Turn."
3. Parson is a self proclaimed armchair general. There is actually an old stereotype of self proclaimed armchair generals. That they are painfully bad at strategy. However, since this is an old stereotype, may not apply here.
So, who could have been the Perfect Warlord?
The only other named real world person. Ashna.
It may be true that she lacks the metagame knowledge that Gotti would have the benefit of, but I already made the point that meta-knowledge does not a master make. She may have been a master at whatever strategies Parson built into the game. Of course, since we know little about her other than her name and her concern for Parson's well being, this is a huge guess.
Now, to take the other side of the fence, and list all the reason's that Parson is the perfect warlord.
1. He was summoned by the "Perfect Warlord" spell. (DUR!) And Wanda said she could manage other magics well enough.
2. He created the Combat System. He knows everything about the game, how the mechanics work, which units are most effective against other units, hero types, and their respective powers and abilities.
3. He created the Magic System. Depending on how the system works, this could mean that he ALREADY KNOWS AND CAN CAST ANY SPELL. Thats a huge advantage if I say so myself. Of course this is also rather overpowering, so the system may need him to gain levels before he can cast higher level spells. Of course, this also raises the question of how Wanda was able to cast a supposedly complicated Findamancer spell.
4. This may be his campaign. So, he may already know the personalities of each of the main characters. He may have built in a little way for Plaid tribe to make a comeback. Not a cheat, mind you, but inside of the lore that would only be revealed under certain circumstances. Think of how Sauron was defeated, by throwing a ring in the fires of Mount Doom. Achilles heels may be built into all the armies, and he with his metaknowledge would know this.
5. PLOT.
That is all I have to say. Please discuss.:smallsmile:
Now before some one says "Well, the spell is 'Summon Perfect Warlord' and Who was summoned? DUR!" let us consider some evidence (both in the comic and just theory) that he is not.
1. Stanley had a Croakamancer perform a Findamancer spell, thus possibly causing some error.
2. Erfworld *may* be Parson's creation. Even with metagame knowledge, creators are rarely the best at their own games. Unless of course they create a rule "Anyone one named Parson Gotti who owns the web-domain www.hamstard.com (http://www.hamstard.com) is automatically awarded twelve dwagon units. Each Turn."
3. Parson is a self proclaimed armchair general. There is actually an old stereotype of self proclaimed armchair generals. That they are painfully bad at strategy. However, since this is an old stereotype, may not apply here.
So, who could have been the Perfect Warlord?
The only other named real world person. Ashna.
It may be true that she lacks the metagame knowledge that Gotti would have the benefit of, but I already made the point that meta-knowledge does not a master make. She may have been a master at whatever strategies Parson built into the game. Of course, since we know little about her other than her name and her concern for Parson's well being, this is a huge guess.
Now, to take the other side of the fence, and list all the reason's that Parson is the perfect warlord.
1. He was summoned by the "Perfect Warlord" spell. (DUR!) And Wanda said she could manage other magics well enough.
2. He created the Combat System. He knows everything about the game, how the mechanics work, which units are most effective against other units, hero types, and their respective powers and abilities.
3. He created the Magic System. Depending on how the system works, this could mean that he ALREADY KNOWS AND CAN CAST ANY SPELL. Thats a huge advantage if I say so myself. Of course this is also rather overpowering, so the system may need him to gain levels before he can cast higher level spells. Of course, this also raises the question of how Wanda was able to cast a supposedly complicated Findamancer spell.
4. This may be his campaign. So, he may already know the personalities of each of the main characters. He may have built in a little way for Plaid tribe to make a comeback. Not a cheat, mind you, but inside of the lore that would only be revealed under certain circumstances. Think of how Sauron was defeated, by throwing a ring in the fires of Mount Doom. Achilles heels may be built into all the armies, and he with his metaknowledge would know this.
5. PLOT.
That is all I have to say. Please discuss.:smallsmile: