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Cuthalion
2013-11-24, 11:45 PM
What one does here is performs an action, preferably upon the person located directly above you. You can also frame it in asterisks or parentheses. For example:

Me: *punches white space*
You: *gives apple pie*
Her: *steals apple pie*
Him: *takes on an adventure*
Strategos: Good Morning!! **gives a cup of hot cocoa**

Please abide by the Three-Post Rule; that is, it would be best if you do not post again until three people have posted after you.

*punches white space*

Lateral
2013-11-24, 11:54 PM
*blasts with a highly experimental polarized-antineutrino death ray*

...*nothing happens*

5a Violista
2013-11-25, 12:35 AM
*gives apple pie*

TheCountAlucard
2013-11-25, 07:09 AM
(makes an Apple Pie-Giving roll)

…I failed. :smallannoyed:

This DOES take skills. :smallsigh:

Cuthalion
2013-11-25, 09:16 AM
*sets on fire*

Don't forget to wear Gnomish's too, I'm sure she'd appreciate it if she were still around.

DarkLightDragon
2013-11-25, 10:37 AM
*puts arm around shoulder and grins*

BasketOfPuppies
2013-11-25, 11:20 AM
*helps your Pokčmon*

@V: *transforms into a hell-basket full of Flareons*

Laughing Dog
2013-11-25, 11:33 AM
*throws a number of Fire Stones into the basket*
*waits to see if if anything happens*

@^:smallcool:
@V*doesn't laugh* *falls over backwards* respawning in three...

Cristo Meyers
2013-11-25, 02:24 PM
*gives a faceful of Joker Venom*

That's right, laugh! Laugh! LAUGH! heheheheheheeHAHAHAHAHAHA!

TheCountAlucard
2013-11-25, 03:15 PM
(absent-mindedly gnaws your bones)

Whoops, you'll probably want those back.

(returns the missing skeletal pieces, albeit rather chewed)

Lix Lorn
2013-11-25, 03:42 PM
Ew, gnome vampire.
(BLAZING SOLAR BOLT)

Laughing Dog
2013-11-25, 04:09 PM
*hands a +7 Positive energy blasting undead dread adamantine bastard sword*

Try using that instead.

@BasketofPuppies: Why was today so rough?

BasketOfPuppies
2013-11-25, 04:13 PM
*gives reverse joker scars (so it looks like you're frowning)*

Who's laughing now?

I'm sorry, today was rough.

*casts Heal on*

Better?

@^: Walking. Looking at graves. Walking. Crappy Christmas market. Walking. I think you get the point.

TheCountAlucard
2013-11-25, 04:42 PM
(gives the puppies a startling supply of firearms)

Strategos
2013-11-25, 06:06 PM
"Good Morning!"
**hugs**
**picks you up**
**spins around**
**puts you back down**

Mauve Shirt
2013-11-26, 08:13 AM
*uses surf*

DarkLightDragon
2013-11-26, 01:53 PM
*asks to borrow your shirt*

Kneenibble
2013-11-26, 02:31 PM
*sits on shoulder and nibbles ear, warbling melodious nonsense*


@v AMEN~

Lateral
2013-11-26, 03:04 PM
*conjures a storm cloud above*

*stands on cloud*

*empties a bucket of scantily-clad and vivacious young men upon*

*cackles*
HALLELUJAH
@V: Joke's on you. You just made all of my attacks 50% more powerful.

BasketOfPuppies
2013-11-26, 04:34 PM
*uses Sunny Day*

*casts Levitate when Lateral falls*

I am a high-level Pokemon with 20 levels in 3.5 Wizard. Blame Drakeburn for the former part, blame me for the latter.

Cristo Meyers
2013-11-26, 07:46 PM
*dips in fudge*

TheCountAlucard
2013-11-26, 10:34 PM
(steps right up)

Whoops, wrong thread!

(steps down again)

Sabeki
2013-11-27, 12:48 AM
*Gives a stool so they cab stand up as tall as a medium sized being*

Laughing Dog
2013-11-27, 10:12 AM
*pulls the pin and throws hand grenade at Sabeki*
*gives Alucard a keg of bloodwine*
You'll need that Black Friday...

Amiria
2013-11-27, 01:31 PM
* kill *

@v * puts dissertation onto the pile of papers in the priority in-tray *

Blue Ghost
2013-11-27, 01:37 PM
*presents a dissertation on the interactions between schools of magic*

Lix Lorn
2013-11-27, 01:55 PM
>>
<<
(ships studentxteacher)

V (ships lateralxLix)
:3

Lateral
2013-11-27, 02:16 PM
*ships everythingxlixlorn*

Strategos
2013-11-27, 05:11 PM
"Good Morning!"
**hugs**
**gives two tickets for a cruise to**

Sabeki
2013-11-27, 06:45 PM
*Gives a pamphlet about the Literati Pantheon*
Have you let Mark Twains bushy mustache into your heart?

Mauve Shirt
2013-11-27, 10:35 PM
*beheads* Bah.

Lateral
2013-11-27, 11:32 PM
*stabs in the side*

Stay on your toes!

@V: You can search all you like for these 'art skills' you claim I possess, but I assure you, there exists no such creature.

TheCountAlucard
2013-11-28, 01:11 AM
(puts your art skills TO THE TEST)

Can ya draw Mark Twain and Albert Einstein in such a way that it's clear which is which (without labeling them as such)?

Strategos
2013-11-28, 02:12 AM
**sends through time and space to Arthurian England**

Amiria
2013-11-28, 03:59 AM
* good morning hug *

DarkLightDragon
2013-11-30, 11:22 AM
*Steals your hat*

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o222/Frebedor/Supanova%202013%20Perth/Sunday%20Photos/20130630_155846_zps8831becf.jpg

(I'm not either of the people in that photo, but I am the one who took it and this was the perfect moment to share :smallbiggrin:)

Laughing Dog
2013-11-30, 12:15 PM
*Steals Alucard's hat from*

*gives the hat to TPBM*

TheCountAlucard
2013-11-30, 02:30 PM
(dons the hat gratefully)

Thank you very much.

Sabeki
2013-11-30, 03:14 PM
*Gracefully ROCKS THE FREAK OUT!!!! :guitar noise:!!!*

Strategos
2013-11-30, 06:22 PM
"Good Morning!"
**hugs**
**asks for an encore**
**hopes for three to seven additional songs**

Mauve Shirt
2013-12-01, 01:03 PM
*cheerily hyperbeams*

Fredaintdead
2013-12-01, 02:03 PM
Hi Mauve.
*sleepy hugs*

TheCountAlucard
2013-12-01, 06:54 PM
(hugs hello)

Sabeki
2013-12-01, 10:27 PM
*Scoops up Vampire Gnome, puts him on drums, and performs a :bigencore: like Strategos requested.

@V: But.. But I'm a zebra. :smallconfused:?

Lateral
2013-12-02, 01:32 AM
*stabs*

I hate humanity.

*stabs*

SO DAMN MUCH.

*stabs*

LLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAATHHHHHHE.

*stabs*

Mauve Shirt
2013-12-02, 07:43 AM
*hydra hugs* What'd humans do to you?

TheCountAlucard
2013-12-02, 08:24 AM
(hugs go to Mauve Shirt
I recognize her as friend
and give diet pop)

Strategos
2013-12-02, 07:17 PM
"Good Morning!"
**hugs**
**enlists your help in decorating the thread for Christmas**

Dudeons
2013-12-02, 07:22 PM
"Good Night!"
**kisses**
**runs away out of embarrassment**

Mauve Shirt
2013-12-02, 11:16 PM
*hugs* So tired my legs are shaking. Grad school + working full time, do not recommend it. I mean except for the money thing.

5a Violista
2013-12-02, 11:59 PM
*gives comfort*

Hey, at least you're learning stuff.

Kneenibble
2013-12-03, 12:22 AM
Oh look, I am perfectly situated to nibble your ear.

*nibbles about the ear tenderly, as a gentleman might nibble at a medjool date stuffed with a rectangle of crisp bacon and a morsel of gorgonzola roasted in a hot oven*


@v Mi Lateralis, it is taking all my willpower not to splash and bathe in this puddle. Are you not well?

Lateral
2013-12-03, 12:34 AM
*melts into a puddle of charcoal-black, smoking liquid embers pooling about your feet*

Oh, sweet misanthropy of life, at last I've found you.

DarkLightDragon
2013-12-03, 01:25 AM
*freezes with breath*

Bah. Too much lateral thinking.

Laughing Dog
2013-12-03, 12:10 PM
*steals hoard from*

*puts a very similar hoard in it's place*

Mauve Shirt
2013-12-03, 03:22 PM
*devours *

Strategos
2013-12-03, 06:10 PM
"Good Morning!"
**hugs**
**wraps up in tinsel**

Kneenibble
2013-12-03, 06:50 PM
"Good evening!"
*nibbles ticklishly on the corner of the mouth*
*gives a ticklebrush made of recently shed breast feathers as green as spring leaves, bound on a handle of oiled golden pear wood*

JBPuffin
2013-12-03, 09:08 PM
*Marvels at the fine detail and craftsmanship of the ticklebrush, then uses Type Sync to create the first E-Bay/Electric Pikachu*
*Said Pikachu steals ticklebrush and runs*

"They called me mad, but who has the ticklebrush now? MWAHAHAHAHA!! (hacks up a lung from hideous laughter)"

Mauve Shirt
2013-12-03, 10:20 PM
*pokes cautiously*

BasketOfPuppies
2013-12-03, 10:40 PM
*places wrapped presents under*

Only open them on Christmas.

@V: hey, be careful!

@VV: Ouch, we're in here!

Zaydos
2013-12-03, 10:47 PM
*hangs in a stocking*

*gives to TPBM*

5a Violista
2013-12-03, 11:00 PM
*Joins on an epic quest to save the world from a massive rock star*

*uses the stocking as part of my epic treasure bag*

\/ Edit:
Oh. Sorry, I didn't notice that. Okay.

Blue Ghost
2013-12-04, 03:32 AM
*requests an avatar*

Kneenibble
2013-12-04, 11:16 AM
*entreats for help in retrieving a stolen ticklebrush: with a gift of wild pine nuts, small and sweet and flavourful, in a pouch of royal blue velvet embroidered with silver sequins and cinched with a silver silken cord*

Mauve Shirt
2013-12-04, 04:02 PM
*takes to the vet* You need to get a health certificate. We only have 10 days to get you shipped to New Mexico.

Strategos
2013-12-04, 07:14 PM
"Good Morning!"
**hugs**
**sprays with a hose**
"We have to keep you hydra-ted"
:smalltongue:

TheCountAlucard
2013-12-05, 03:48 AM
(breathes fire at)

Amiria
2013-12-05, 02:15 PM
* hug ! *

Darius Midnite
2013-12-05, 07:09 PM
Yoink! *Steals hat* See you in the Plane of Shadow! *Shadow jumps*

Strategos
2013-12-06, 04:07 PM
"Good Morning!"
**hugs**
**steals cape**
**flees**

TheCountAlucard
2013-12-06, 06:19 PM
(inquires about your next outfit)

smuchmuch
2013-12-07, 12:09 AM
*Yaaaaws*

*Tacklepouncegreets*

Hey

BasketOfPuppies
2013-12-07, 01:18 AM
Ahh! Tiger! *runs from*

Zaydos
2013-12-07, 01:27 AM
*blocks avenue of retreat*

TheCountAlucard
2013-12-07, 03:08 AM
(obstructs boulevard of egress)

JBPuffin
2013-12-07, 06:16 AM
"removes the word 'egress' from your dictionary...all dictionaries, in fact. Egress has never existed."

Dudeons
2013-12-07, 10:56 AM
*jumps out and pushes you away from all those dictionaries*

Denied!

Strategos
2013-12-07, 06:51 PM
"Good Morning!"
**hugs**
**places on top of a slightly unstable dice tower**

BasketOfPuppies
2013-12-07, 07:09 PM
*waits until bathroom break*

*slams fist on table*

*curses silently as Dudeons rolls under the table*

*hides*

TheCountAlucard
2013-12-07, 07:15 PM
(recommends you to try out Puppies & Pawprints by Robert Vance)

Tectonic Robot
2013-12-09, 09:55 AM
*Introduces you to some matrix-demons*

Dudeons
2013-12-09, 10:07 AM
*Casts Turn Internet, and the demons run away*

Laughing Dog
2013-12-09, 12:19 PM
*Uses Rod of Wonder upon* 1d100
*Grumbles and grabs physical d100*:
13
Rolls again: 56
*Thinks that I've cast a globe of Darkness upon Dudeons*

@V Thank You!:smallsmile:

Strategos
2013-12-09, 06:41 PM
"Good Morning!"
**hugs**
**gives a Deck of Many Things to**

Mauve Shirt
2013-12-10, 09:18 AM
*Steals the deck of many things and burns it*
No one should have a deck of many things.

BasketOfPuppies
2013-12-10, 10:18 AM
*puts more presents under*

You can open them on the 25th.

TheCountAlucard
2013-12-11, 04:34 AM
(wraps the basket up with bright shiny ribbons)

Amiria
2013-12-11, 01:11 PM
* huggle *

Strategos
2013-12-11, 06:05 PM
"Good Morning!"
**hugs**
**gives a plate of gingerbread men to**

Kneenibble
2013-12-11, 10:06 PM
"Good evening!"

*fluffs against neck, chirping melodious nonsense*

*gives a wreath woven of fragrant cedar boughs, jewelled with lush wing-like poinsetta blossoms as red as snow spattered with fresh hot blood*


@v *nibbles fingertips and warbles*

Lix Lorn
2013-12-11, 10:31 PM
/me approaches gently, before beginning to pet softly.

5a Violista
2013-12-11, 11:14 PM
*gives a pet squirrel*

It can gather nuts, just like in Willy Wonka.

BasketOfPuppies
2013-12-11, 11:18 PM
*steals viola*

*feels guilty*

*cleans and gives back*

Dudeons
2013-12-12, 03:35 PM
*sticks Apple Bloom in BoP's basket*

mistformsquirrl
2013-12-12, 08:32 PM
*steals Alucard's gnome hat*

*runs* >_>/ Whee!

BasketOfPuppies
2013-12-12, 09:23 PM
*steal gnome hat*

*Gives it to TPBM*

TheCountAlucard
2013-12-13, 12:41 AM
(accepts the hat graciously)

Thank you.

Tectonic Robot
2013-12-13, 12:00 PM
*empowers with the energies of the green sun, the blue sun, the red sun, and the magenta sun*

Cuthalion
2013-12-13, 12:43 PM
*pours pancake batter on*

Kneenibble
2013-12-13, 03:00 PM
*anoints with all the unctuous resins of Persia: oudh, myrrh, amber, cedar, cinnamon, sassafras, and frankincense*

*clings to hair and hangs upside-down over forehead, chattering budgie nonsense*

mistformsquirrl
2013-12-13, 03:27 PM
*dances around in circles humming along with the budgie nonsense* < o_o>/

TheCountAlucard
2013-12-13, 06:40 PM
(gives you a gnew gnome hat)

Do you see the differegnce?

JBPuffin
2013-12-13, 06:41 PM
*converts budgie nonsense into a power source for MAH LASUUURRR!!!*

Strategos
2013-12-13, 07:30 PM
"Good Morning!"
**hugs**
**puts a santa hat on your head**
**walks away whistling 'we wish you a merry Christmas'**

BasketOfPuppies
2013-12-13, 07:33 PM
*whistles along with*

TheCountAlucard
2013-12-13, 07:46 PM
(gives the ponified puppies adorable ghost costumes)

Quick, get into costume! We've got less than two weeks to make a Christmas special!

(rattles some chains experimentally, then tosses them away)

Remember, your motivation is to teach TPBM the meaning of Christmas!

Lateral
2013-12-13, 08:39 PM
Sorry, Jewish. And I already know the true meaning of Hanukkah: "Hey, why don't we get presents and unhealthy food during December?"

*devises a large, high-tension fried potato delivery device- a latke catapult, if you will*

*hurls hundreds of pounds of latkes at*

*with applesauce*

@V: !

Lix Lorn
2013-12-13, 10:00 PM
Lat! Hey Lat! Look at my avatar!

BasketOfPuppies
2013-12-13, 11:13 PM
* catches latke*

*eats*

I've never had one, but I'd like to try.

Targ Collective
2013-12-14, 01:21 AM
*Uses magic to create pocket universe*

*Mutters the incantation "Plena plaisidior maliortis"*

*Eats pie*

TheCountAlucard
2013-12-14, 03:56 AM
Ugh, dude, that pie has your own bones in it! :smallyuk:

What dimension did you pull it from?

(stab)

Strategos
2013-12-15, 07:23 PM
"Good Morning!"
**hugs**
**gives an ice-cream sundae to**

Zaydos
2013-12-15, 07:39 PM
*pops out of the ice cream sundae*

Targ Collective
2013-12-15, 07:58 PM
*Mutters "Plasini nomuri vaburistinamenitopelas"*

*Is surrounded by green light*

*Turns invisible*

BasketOfPuppies
2013-12-15, 08:41 PM
*casts Dispell Magic on*

TheCountAlucard
2013-12-16, 02:29 AM
(inquires as to whether you wanted dis-spell or dat-spell broken)

Dudeons
2013-12-16, 12:42 PM
*fire shotgun at*

Merry Christmas!

@V: :smalleek::smalleek::smalleek:

*rolls under the couch, where nobody EVER finds me*

"Autobots, roll out!"

Kneenibble
2013-12-16, 12:50 PM
I love guns. *nibbles tenderly about the 1... and the 20*

*if you know what I mean*

BasketOfPuppies
2013-12-16, 02:35 PM
*casts Censor on*

I don't think anyone wants to see that.

Targ Collective
2013-12-16, 08:26 PM
*Mutters "Meilisti Martunio Bathanesci"*

*Runs, shouting "Flee while you can! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"*

Strategos
2013-12-17, 03:03 AM
**retrieves a notebook from jacket pocket**
**flips through the pages**
"...Ah! There it is. Filigree, apogee, pedigree, perigee!"
**turns you into a small, white rabbit**

Laughing Dog
2013-12-17, 11:00 AM
"Good Morning"
*Hugs*
*Gives you a Staff of Rapid Barrage*

EmeraldRose
2013-12-17, 12:21 PM
* pickles *

Kneenibble
2013-12-17, 12:25 PM
*nibbles tenderly about the earlobe, as a gentleman might nibble at handmade gnocchi in butter and sage, with a beak specially modified to secrete analgesics and coffee from a gland like a snake's fang*

mistformsquirrl
2013-12-17, 12:57 PM
*rides a Pteradon into battle, bringing an entire platoon of battlesquirrels armed with the latest in diminutive crossbow technology* <>_<> Ah sense heresy at work here!

Tectonic Robot
2013-12-17, 02:56 PM
Yarrr, a squirrel in mist form!?

*Shanghais*!

EmeraldRose
2013-12-17, 03:29 PM
*pokes with a spoke*

Dudeons
2013-12-17, 03:58 PM
*fist bumps*

Shoryuken!

BasketOfPuppies
2013-12-17, 04:29 PM
*Teaches Rollout*

I have a TM.

TheCountAlucard
2013-12-17, 05:44 PM
(teaches the puppies Surf)

Now that's a cute avatar idea! :smallbiggrin:

Mauve Shirt
2013-12-17, 10:20 PM
True or false: Your face.
*hug*

Targ Collective
2013-12-17, 11:27 PM
*Casts Malifee Baneri Faltis Normuris*

*All heads knot themselves*

Kneenibble
2013-12-18, 10:33 AM
*flutters upon from a vantage on a nearby fire sprinkler pipe and lands on head*

*chirps "fraudator Latinae pappis volantibus mutetur!"*

*bites on the rim of the nostril hard enough to make your eyes water and flaps away, squawking*

Amiria
2013-12-18, 01:20 PM
* monitors warily with Prying Eyes *

EmeraldRose
2013-12-18, 01:46 PM
*pries eyes off the monitor*

Tectonic Robot
2013-12-18, 01:56 PM
*imbues the eyes with laser-shooting abilities*

Kneenibble
2013-12-18, 02:09 PM
Imbuing lasers on the eyeballs meant to monitor me? What are you, a stool pigeon? Why I oughta. *hustles, as a gentleman in a striped suit might hustle a shopkeep on a street corner*

Cuthalion
2013-12-18, 03:42 PM
*carves a small circlet of finest jeremejevite*

*sets with red beryl*

*adds a vine pattern of musgravite*

*fits perfectly onto brow*

JBPuffin
2013-12-18, 08:05 PM
*stares into his television...and feels something staring back at him...*

"Next time I use Skype on this thing, Sparky, remind me to block off Cuthalion's channel; I'm getting those weird encoded messages again. Fricken' pony."

BasketOfPuppies
2013-12-18, 10:20 PM
*steals Icingdeath*

Lateral
2013-12-18, 10:50 PM
*introduces you to logical argument and reasoned debate*

*and by 'introduces to' I mean 'beats to death with'*

*and by 'logical argument and reasoned debate' I mean my fists*

*and by 'you' I mean 'that basket'*

Be free, little puppies ponies!

Targ Collective
2013-12-19, 10:48 AM
*puts out*

EmeraldRose
2013-12-19, 11:59 AM
*puts away*

Strategos
2013-12-19, 06:02 PM
"Good Morning!"
**hugs**
**pours a large glass of eggnog for**

JBPuffin
2013-12-19, 08:54 PM
*throws over the rainbow*

Have a happy Hanukkah, lady!

TheCountAlucard
2013-12-19, 11:42 PM
(encumbers you with a hundred yards of chains)

C'mon, we've got a Christmas special to film!

Targ Collective
2013-12-20, 12:31 AM
*Gives Christmas prezzie*

Not to be opened 'till the day!

Strategos
2013-12-23, 04:40 PM
"Good Morning!"
**hugs**
**gives a stylish hat enchanted with Endure Elements to**

EmeraldRose
2013-12-23, 05:25 PM
Good evening!
*gives popcorn and pizza*

TheCountAlucard
2013-12-23, 10:08 PM
(joins up with for Christmas-themed pigging out)

BasketOfPuppies
2013-12-23, 10:10 PM
*joins*

I brought my own biscuits. Anyone want one? They're kinda a dog thing.

Zaydos
2013-12-23, 10:12 PM
*steals sleigh*

On Goldie, on Spot, on Chomper, on Rex, we've got presents to deliver!

Laughing Dog
2013-12-23, 11:49 PM
*gives presents to the five people above me*

*fires a half-dozen blessed nukes at the Abyss*

Mauve Shirt
2013-12-24, 03:38 AM
*phantasmal killer*
Make me a will save.

EmeraldRose
2013-12-24, 10:50 AM
*decorates*

BasketOfPuppies
2013-12-24, 11:27 AM
*gives a neatly wrapped gift box*

You can open it whenever.

Dudeons
2013-12-24, 11:36 AM
*puts in a present*

*ships present to Ponyville*

TheCountAlucard
2013-12-24, 04:24 PM
(rolls you into a volcano, Katamari-style)

Grue Bait
2013-12-24, 06:29 PM
*gives you a gift basket full of accoutrements for a romantic weekend, all Christmas themed*
Feel free to take who you want, but I'd recommend Kneenibble. I think he'd get jealous if you didn't take him.

Halae
2013-12-24, 06:59 PM
*kiss the thing in the darkness*

Strategos
2013-12-24, 07:33 PM
"Good Morning!"
**hugs**
"Merry Christmas!"
**kisses**
**gives a giant candy cane to**

Mauve Shirt
2013-12-25, 01:51 AM
*Christmas hugs*
*accidentally imparts plague*

smuchmuch
2013-12-25, 07:40 AM
*Christmas tacklepounce to all of you*

@V Halae ? Neer seen you but like we've met. Lemme guess. New name ? start h..ha...Roguish looking avatar. ex Harnel ?

Halae
2013-12-25, 08:53 AM
*kisses Smuchmuch*

It's been so looong!

@^ That's riiight :smallbiggrin:

BasketOfPuppies
2013-12-25, 09:56 AM
Hey! I don't know you!

*hug*

MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM MY NEW GAMING COMPUTER! Using my phone for the Playground was getting kinda annoying...

EmeraldRose
2013-12-25, 12:23 PM
*gives round trip tickets to Gallifrey*

Strategos
2013-12-25, 05:05 PM
"Good Morning!"
**hugs**
**cooks a roast pork dinner for**

Halae
2013-12-25, 07:14 PM
*kiss*

Returning that christmas one you gave me earlier :smallsmile:

@V: Almost afraid to ask... what is that? o.O

TheCountAlucard
2013-12-25, 09:14 PM
(sets off the mistletoe warhead)

@^: Causes smooching in a several-mile radius.

Arkhosia
2013-12-25, 09:16 PM
*covers in glitter to bait Twilight fans and trap them in a box with Dracula. *
*Gives EmeraldRose a TARDIS*

EmeraldRose
2013-12-26, 11:32 AM
doooWEEEOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

*gives a smooch and takes on a trip thru time and space*

Nix Nihila
2013-12-26, 11:13 PM
*offers to share my midnight snack: baguette with olive bruschetta and Chaource.*

@v It has! Glad to see you're still around. :smallsmile:

*accepts chocolate gratefully*

Mauve Shirt
2013-12-27, 02:26 AM
Hey Nix. Been a bit.
*offers chocolate*

Lateral
2013-12-27, 10:24 AM
Mauve! *gives a chocolate shiv for the holidays*

*gift-wraps the shiv in your spleen*

@V: *shakes fist while plummeting*

TheCountAlucard
2013-12-27, 11:00 AM
(shoves you off the cliff for old times' sake!)

Gnomish Wanderer
2013-12-27, 02:10 PM
*wanders in*
*kills*
*bakes into delicious vampire nuggets*
*serves to TPBM with a bit of ketchup*

EmeraldRose
2013-12-27, 02:12 PM
Yum! Crunchies!

* eats TPAM and the vampire bites in one snap*

Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins
2013-12-27, 04:13 PM
...

*collapses the entire area into a cave of some variety*

*feeds to ravenous Digletts*

@V: I never seem to have any Repels when I need them. Don't mind me.

Strategos
2013-12-27, 04:44 PM
"Good Morning!"
**hugs**
"Why is everyone feeding people to others all of a sudden?I better get out of this Cave quickly. Go, Alfred!"
**sends out Haunter!**
**Haunter used Lick!**
"Alfred! Why did you go and Lick Fullbladder? Now you're stuck to him. Great."
**sighs**
**starts rummaging through backpack**
"Sorry about this, if you'll just stay still I'll get Alfred a Full Heal and get him off you in no time!

Halae
2013-12-27, 06:25 PM
*snuggles up with Strategos*

Arkhosia
2013-12-27, 06:27 PM
*snuggles up with Strategos*

*commits regicide(?) and takes throne*

TheCountAlucard
2013-12-27, 06:50 PM
(melts down the throne into swords)

Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins
2013-12-27, 09:36 PM
*uses the swords to complete circuits a doomsday weapon*

Ah-hah! Now the ball is in Fullbladder's court!

Lateral
2013-12-27, 09:37 PM
*enhances doomsday weapon*

*by lighting it on fire*

Just like old times, eh Fullbladder?

BasketOfPuppies
2013-12-27, 11:16 PM
*gives a Fire Plate*

Ups fire attacks by 50%!

TheCountAlucard
2013-12-28, 12:30 AM
(wonders what Pokémon each puppy would be)

Laughing Dog
2013-12-28, 02:52 AM
(wonders what Pokémon each puppy would be)

Growlithe, Poochyena, Houndour, Lillipup?

*upgrades Alucard's Guns*

Now they deal triple damage, and Quintuple damage to undead and demons.

Gnomish Wanderer
2013-12-28, 01:06 PM
*challenges to mortal combat where we each can only use socks*

EmeraldRose
2013-12-28, 01:42 PM
*brings popcorn to watch the epic battle*

Lateral
2013-12-28, 02:08 PM
*sets all of the socks on fire*

It's more fun that way.

BasketOfPuppies
2013-12-28, 02:31 PM
*watches with intent*

Dudeons
2013-12-28, 03:39 PM
*pulls puppies out of basket*

*fills basket with nachos*

*watches battle*

Halae
2013-12-28, 04:15 PM
*steals nachos*

Lateral
2013-12-28, 04:54 PM
*hugs*

Harnel, old buddy! It's been waaaaaaaaaay too long! How have you been?

*goes on an epic comeback adventure with*

Mauve Shirt
2013-12-28, 05:19 PM
*hands a cup of cold tea*
*waits 2 minutes*
*takes back tea*

BasketOfPuppies
2013-12-28, 05:30 PM
*cleans out basket*

*while grumbling about Dudeons*

These are SATIN sheets. Does he KNOW what nachos do to satin? I'm rolling him under the fridge during the next campaign session.

Strategos
2013-12-28, 05:51 PM
"Good Morning!"
**hugs**
**buys a brand new satin sheet for**
**also gives some dog treats to**

Dudeons
2013-12-28, 06:16 PM
*drags into my pocket dimension under the fridge*

EmeraldRose
2013-12-28, 06:26 PM
*paints rainbow*

*covers in sparkles*

Gnomish Wanderer
2013-12-28, 08:35 PM
*gives an emerald-encrusted grail*
@v It's been quite a while. * hugs*

Lateral
2013-12-28, 08:40 PM
*wanders with*

Gnomish, old friend. It's been too long.

@V: *drinks ALL THE HOT CHOCOLATE*

...oops. *makes twelve times as much*

Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins
2013-12-28, 08:51 PM
And also Fullbladder was there! Hurray!

*Zoidberg noises*

*brings hot chocolate for all*

Strategos
2013-12-28, 09:23 PM
"Hooray!"
**hugs**
**makes some s'mores for**

TheCountAlucard
2013-12-28, 09:24 PM
(gives you a dumpster full of turkey dogs)

Halae
2013-12-28, 10:58 PM
*gives a kiss on the cheek*

Gotta love gnomish size :smalltongue:

I wonder if Lateral will post again for me

@V: Awesome! *Pulls on a swimsuit and dives in after you*

Lateral
2013-12-28, 11:05 PM
Well, since you asked so nicely...

*dives into the ocean*

Come on! The Ancient Treasure of Dagon ain't going to dredge itself!

Arkhosia
2013-12-28, 11:21 PM
Well, since you asked so nicely...

*dives into the ocean*

Come on! The Ancient Treasure of Dagon ain't going to dredge itself!

*Joins you two in your quest*

Gnomish Wanderer
2013-12-28, 11:48 PM
*welds metal plates to your shoes to help you dive*
Not really sure how you'll get back up, but good luck.

smuchmuch
2013-12-29, 06:16 AM
*Counters with an IC blacker than a cup of joe' on a moonless night*

TheCountAlucard
2013-12-29, 08:31 AM
(sets your cyberterminal on fire)

Solse
2013-12-29, 10:07 AM
*asks what a cyberterminal is*

EmeraldRose
2013-12-29, 11:09 AM
*cans*

*labels*

*sells*

*profits*

Arkhosia
2013-12-29, 12:38 PM
*cans*

*labels*

*sells*

*profits*

*Gives a bunch of roses made of emeralds*
Look what I found! :smallbiggrin:

Lateral
2013-12-29, 01:01 PM
*slowly comes up from behind*

heeeellllloooooooo

*slowly goes back down*

oh yeah

i'm bringing it back

Moff Chumley
2013-12-29, 01:19 PM
*plummets out of space-time rift covered in octarine ectoplasm*

*grabs by the shoulders*

*shakes vigorously*

The earth quakes and the heavens rumble and volcanoes belch molten dirt and water crackles and freezes! And on other days it just rains. Indeed do many things, come to pass.

Halae
2013-12-29, 02:07 PM
*Drapes over*

Hey there, haven't seen you in a long long time. How're things shaking?

Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins
2013-12-29, 02:32 PM
*tosses a curtain over*

Drapery parties. Never really understood them, myself.

....

*surreptitiously measures horns for potential future powered armour*

One never knows when one might need a good suit. And one would want a helmet that fits in such a case.

@V: Well, well, welcome to my parlour!

*preps surgical equipment*

Don't worry, we can rebuild you. I have tangentially related technology.

Laughing Dog
2013-12-29, 03:06 PM
*finally drags self to medical*

That's one tough little gnome.

Strategos
2013-12-29, 03:29 PM
"Good Morning!"
**hugs**
**wraps you up from head to toe in bandages**
**leaves a can of lemonade and a lava cookie nearby for you to have later**

Moff Chumley
2013-12-29, 03:41 PM
*dons silly hat*

*creates severe sandwich-board sign concerning the end-times, sinners, and repentance*

*follows around, whistling tunelessly and chainsmoking stale menthol cigarettes*

Gnomish Wanderer
2013-12-29, 08:45 PM
*replaces chair with a nearly-identical chair that is only a slighty darker shade of red*
*continues to do so bi-annually forever*

TheCountAlucard
2013-12-29, 08:47 PM
(offers a silver credstick)

Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins
2013-12-29, 09:57 PM
*snorts derisively*

*hands five strips of gold-pressed latinum*

Don't spend it all in one place.

smuchmuch
2013-12-29, 10:03 PM
*Lick*
Hmm, so fresh and gobliny

Solse
2013-12-29, 10:28 PM
Eek! A tiger!
*runs away*

TheCountAlucard
2013-12-30, 12:30 AM
(spends it all in one place)

Sorry, Fullbladder, I'm a bit of an impulse spender when it comes to Hitmen-'R'-Us. :smalleek:

Don't open any doors too quickly, okay?

Lateral
2013-12-30, 12:33 AM
*slowly comes up from behind*

heeeellllloooooooo

*slowly goes back down*

hello alucard

would you like a cookie

Mauve Shirt
2013-12-30, 06:25 AM
*forcecage*

Solse
2013-12-30, 10:29 AM
*takes cookie from Lateral*

Strategos
2013-12-30, 06:07 PM
"Good Morning!"
**hugs**
**puts a sombrero on your head**
**walks away listening**

EmeraldRose
2013-12-30, 06:13 PM
*white text kill*

Lateral
2013-12-30, 10:33 PM
*slowly comes up from behind*

heeeellllloooooooo

*slowly goes back down*

*silver text maim*

Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins
2013-12-30, 10:44 PM
*attaches a bell to*

So's we know when you're coming.

*boogies out*

Zaydos
2013-12-30, 11:55 PM
*reveals that I now own the majority stock in your company*

*smiles and lets things continue as it currently is; I'm a happy stock holder*

@v: No driving Full Bladder's company into the ground, it's bad for the entire goblin economy if you do that.

Gnomish Wanderer
2013-12-31, 12:01 AM
*ruins your stock portfolio*

5a Violista
2013-12-31, 03:07 AM
*gives a pet fish and a blue mask*

TheCountAlucard
2013-12-31, 11:27 AM
(belatedly experiences an epiphany about the True Meaning of Christmas a week late)

(spends the next year telling you of it)

Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins
2013-12-31, 11:35 AM
*reveals that I now own the majority stock in your company*

*smiles and lets things continue as it currently is; I'm a happy stock holder*

*narrows eyes and mutters something about cold day in hell*

*doesn't really try to change anything*

*steals a tissue sample from Alucard for vaguely genetics related purposes*

Lateral
2013-12-31, 02:52 PM
*performs a hostile takeover of Fullbladdercorp*

*transfers 51% of stock and all interests to Fullbladder*

*plants hidden bombs in all project warehouses, just to be safe*

Solse
2013-12-31, 03:03 PM
*takes 49% of Fullbladdercorp's assets from Lateral*
*buys 2% in stocks*

You may be thinking: but Fullbladder and jhunter_d combined have 102% of Fullbladdercorp! How is that even possible?!?!

Well, sometimes you gotta go beyond the impossible and kick reason to the curb.

EmeraldRose
2013-12-31, 05:04 PM
*gives a silly hat, noisemaker, and bottle of bubbly bubbles*

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!

Strategos
2013-12-31, 07:47 PM
"Good Morning!"
**hugs**
**blows noisemaker in your ear**
**begins singing Auld Lang Syne**

BasketOfPuppies
2013-12-31, 08:41 PM
*gives each pup a slightly-too-big fedora*

*gives everyone else fedoras sized appropriately for their heads*

Dudeons
2013-12-31, 09:57 PM
*soaks with fire extinguisher*

Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins
2013-12-31, 11:42 PM
*rolls*

Seventeen. Nice. Let's be bad guys.

*goes after jhunter_d, brandishing Cardassian phasers and screaming like the devil hisself would envy*

*reacquires assets from jhunter_d in a very hostile and decidedly unsportsmanlike manner*

EmeraldRose
2014-01-01, 12:24 AM
Squid Launcher! OH YEAH!!!

*squids*

BasketOfPuppies
2014-01-01, 12:26 AM
*gives copy of Despicable Me*

Halae
2014-01-01, 01:14 AM
*Puts a steak in the basket*

@V: Excellent. Well, it always pays to get information from the source. Let's kick his ass!

Lateral
2014-01-01, 01:48 AM
*arrives at the ruins of sunken R'lyeh*

We need to find Cthulhu. He's the one who stole the Ancient Treasure of Dagon in the first place, so if he knows anything about its whereabouts, a good smacking should make him squeal.

*is totally planning to punch Cthulhu in the face*