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jhxmt
2007-02-02, 08:09 AM
Hi all, I've got my fingers crossed that somebody here's able to help me!

I've been Googling for a while now trying to find the t-shirt with the slogan "Jesus Saves, The Rest Of You Take Damage". I *know* I've seen it before. I thought it was on thinkgeek.com, but searching their site doesn't bring it up.

Any assistance would be much appreciated! I'm in the UK, so UK sites or sites that ship to the UK would be even more appreciated. In addition, I'm looking to get this as a present for somebody else (fairly soon), so places that do quick shipping would be incredibly appreciated and may also earn you a place on my shrine of gratitude (read: windowsill). :smallwink:

Thanks to anybody who can help! :smallsmile:

Azrael
2007-02-02, 08:13 AM
The problem is that you *should* be looking for a "Jesus saves and takes half damage" shirt. 'Cause that's the way the joke goes. :smallwink:

one option at cafe press (http://www.cafepress.com/ariesdiscord)
and another (http://www.cafepress.com/angryleft/1089970)

and there are more. Google is your friend.

jhxmt
2007-02-02, 08:14 AM
Doh! Many thanks! Okay, you get the windowsill spot! :)

Azrael
2007-02-02, 08:20 AM
Meaning I'm the alpha-cat in the household?

jhxmt
2007-02-02, 08:31 AM
Absolutely.

There's a cactus on there too, though, so you might want to watch out. It's spiky.

Azrael
2007-02-02, 08:34 AM
How did I become a cat?


..... OH! Yeah. Smurfs. HA. HA.

:smallamused:

Aotrs Commander
2007-02-02, 08:42 AM
The problem is that you *should* be looking for a "Jesus saves and takes half damage" shirt. 'Cause that's the way the joke goes.

I prefer the first one myself....I kind of figured he had Evasion.

ravenkith
2007-02-02, 08:56 AM
T-Shirt Hell.

Nastiest, rudest, funniest shirts out there.

Including the jesus one IIRC.

actually it's here:
http://www.jinx.com/scripts/details.asp?affid=-1&productID=283

NEO|Phyte
2007-02-02, 09:47 AM
The problem is that you *should* be looking for a "Jesus saves and takes half damage" shirt. 'Cause that's the way the joke goes. :smallwink:
Like the son of god wouldn't have Evasion!
(which is the proper response to the 'proper' joke)

Azrael
2007-02-02, 10:40 AM
Why did this get moved to the Erfworld forum?

WampaX
2007-02-02, 10:49 AM
Why did this get moved to the Erfworld forum?

Subject line appears in comic.
Its been discussed here before.
Figured it was best place for it.

Azrael
2007-02-02, 10:56 AM
Oh yeah, the bumper sticker.

Now I see.

Heliomance
2007-02-02, 01:07 PM
Jesus is my Guild Leader!

Shadow of the Sun
2007-02-03, 12:57 AM
"Jesus saves, the rest of you take damage" came first, I am sorry to say. I saw it on a tee-shirt roughly 2 years before Erfworld started.

White Blade
2007-02-03, 01:26 AM
Jesus is my Guild Leader!

Thats really rather brilliant after reading it that is.

Azrael
2007-02-03, 03:42 PM
"Jesus saves, the rest of you take damage" came first, I am sorry to say. I saw it on a tee-shirt roughly 2 years before Erfworld started.

It's been around a lot longer than just 2 years.

Ravens_Wing
2007-02-05, 02:10 PM
Hello all the t-shirt mentioned in the first post can be found here
http://www.zestuff.com/8bit/apparel/2/

lol I bought this shirt for my brothers GF for christmas one year.

Darth Paradox
2007-02-08, 03:19 PM
Nobody claimed this was original to Erfworld. It's just the type of bumper sticker Parson would be likely to have.

justme4
2009-04-18, 07:23 AM
http://www.redbubble.com/people/jd22/t-shirts/1726425-4-jesus-saves-dnd

"Jesus saves, the rest of you take half damage!"

teratorn
2009-04-18, 07:28 AM
Nobody claimed this was original to Erfworld. It's just the type of bumper sticker Parson would be likely to have.

Likely? He had it. (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0014.html)