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Zurvan
2014-09-27, 05:04 PM
I like my men/women like I like my...

In this game, the offer a prompt for how we like our prospective romantic targets, and the next poster completes it and offers another prompt, which the next poster fills, and so on. Here's an example of a typical game:

A: I like my women how I like my socks.
B: Warm, clingy, and a little shocking. I like my men how I like my towels.
C: Waiting for me when I come out of the shower. I like my women how I like my guitars.
D : Delicate and high-strung. I like my women how I like my lightbulbs.
E: A little bright, but REALLY hot. I like my men like I like my artwork.
F: Deep, thoughtful, and pretty to look at. I like my women how I like my music.
G: Loud enough to wake the neighbors.
H: I like my women like I like my games.
I:Play them a few times, get bored and move on to the next.

Let's start I like my women like I like my movies.

Jormengand
2014-09-27, 05:08 PM
Let's start I like my women like I like my movies.

Fast-paced and with a friend.



I like my women like I like my beer.

Targ Collective
2014-09-27, 05:33 PM
Intoxicating.

I like my women like I like my magic.

copycatcat
2014-09-27, 06:48 PM
Mystically delightful.

I like my woman like I like my message board games.:smalltongue:

Jormengand
2014-09-28, 05:16 AM
Very silly, very fun and occasionally amusing.

I like my men like I like my chocolate.

CoreBrute23
2014-09-28, 05:57 PM
Addictively sweet but ultimately bad for me.

I like my women like I like my pokemon.

backwaterj
2014-09-29, 04:40 AM
Only able to speak their own names and super-effective.

I like my women like I like my fish fillets.

Gandariel
2014-09-29, 07:01 AM
The only purpose why i am posting is adding this relevant link (http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2101#comic)

But then again, i might as well play too :D

Plenty, served on a plate and extremely hot!

I like my women like i like my water

Scarlet Knight
2014-09-29, 02:26 PM
We....no, too easy.

Salty and by the beach. :smallcool:


I like my women like my sunsets.

Targ Collective
2014-09-29, 05:07 PM
Surgical Appliance Pink. (By the way that's a reference, cookie if you get it.)

I like my women like I like my [error_address_not_found].

backwaterj
2014-10-05, 09:17 PM
Irritating and probably indicative of a network failure.

I like my women like I like my bar mitzvahs.

Zurvan
2014-10-09, 07:58 PM
Centuries old and and filled with rituals.

I like my women like I like my swords...

JBPuffin
2014-10-09, 09:03 PM
Quick and to the point.

I like my women like I like my roleplaying.

Eternis
2014-10-11, 06:55 PM
Filled with extended periods of excited conversation and discussion, but with a fair amount of action too.

I like my copulation companions to have similar qualities to those I enjoy in my favourite TV shows;

backwaterj
2014-10-12, 02:48 PM
On like clockwork at the same time slot every week unless there's a game on.

I like my women like I like my provolone.

Scarlet Knight
2014-10-12, 09:50 PM
Sharp and Italian.

I like my women like my books...

Targ Collective
2014-10-14, 05:05 AM
Full of engaging conversations.

I like my women like I like my women like I like my recursion.

Modigar
2014-10-14, 02:49 PM
Saying the same thing over and over and over and over and over

I like my men/women like I like my coffee.

backwaterj
2014-10-14, 03:44 PM
Strong, black, and served with biscotti.

I like my women like I like my yard work.

ericgrau
2014-10-19, 10:42 PM
Trimmed with clippers and swept to one side.Wow so many terrible things I had to avoid.

I like my women like I like my pizza.

thirsting
2014-10-20, 04:42 AM
Still pretty tasty, no matter what the ingredients are.

I like my women like I like my men.

NeoSeraphi
2014-10-20, 09:13 AM
Tall, muscular, and generally more interested in women.

I like my women like I like my car.

thisisnotspam
2014-10-20, 09:39 AM
Used but with not to large a mileage.

I like my women like I like my French Revolution.

ericgrau
2014-10-20, 09:39 AM
10 days a week.

I like my women like I like my shirts.

NeoSeraphi
2014-10-20, 09:57 AM
With a little sauce on the front from the pizza last night.

I like my women like I like my barbarians.

Targ Collective
2014-10-20, 10:02 AM
Bad news for my enemies.

I like my women like I like my [distant screams].

thisisnotspam
2014-10-20, 12:36 PM
Created by war crime.

I like my women like I like my cousins.

NeoSeraphi
2014-10-20, 02:55 PM
Far away from me with only a fake cell number to contact me.

I like my women like I like my art museums.

backwaterj
2014-10-20, 03:09 PM
Cold stone on the outside, Dali on the inside, and always good Louvres.

I like my women like I like my vacations.

Targ Collective
2014-10-21, 07:19 AM
Free.

I like my women like I like my [sound of a heated argument; distant screams; gurgling noises; silence].

thisisnotspam
2014-10-21, 09:19 AM
Free.

I like my women like I like my [sound of a heated argument; distant screams; gurgling noises; silence].

Created by two married people.

I like my women like I like my veterans' associations.

Scarlet Knight
2014-10-23, 07:59 PM
Proud to serve.

I like my women like I like my sculptures....

thirsting
2014-10-24, 03:04 AM
Heavy enough to not be knocked down too easily.


I like my men like I like my breakfast.

Dudeons
2014-10-24, 12:14 PM
Hot, early, and able to wait.

I like my women like I like my dice...

NeoSeraphi
2014-10-24, 05:00 PM
Totally fine til she gives you the snake eyes

I like my women like I like my clouds

GPuzzle
2014-10-24, 06:15 PM
Bright and fuzzy!

I like my women like I like my umbrella.

thisisnotspam
2014-10-26, 03:50 AM
Wet when it suits me.

I like my women like I like my Formula One.

RabbitHoleLost
2014-10-26, 04:14 AM
Fast paced and dangerous, but the only thing that really changes is who reaches the end first

I like my non gender specific romantic/sexual partners like I like my pantry

backwaterj
2014-10-28, 05:39 PM
Generally in the kitchen and able to tide me over for a few months in case of an emergency.

I like my women like I like my dominoes.

Dudeons
2014-10-30, 11:23 AM
Tough enough to stand on their own, but soft enough to fall for me.

I like my women like I like my dice...

Kneenibble
2014-10-30, 12:11 PM
...bouncing on a table.

I like my men like I like my copper-bearing ore...

Targ Collective
2014-10-30, 06:55 PM
All mine.

I like my women like I like my [distant sound of sobbing].

backwaterj
2014-10-31, 05:01 PM
Echoing hauntingly through the night, punctuated by screams of absolute terror.

I like my women like I like my horror movies.

(Happy Halloween, everyone!:smallsmile:)

Eternis
2014-10-31, 06:03 PM
Intellectually engaging, and more focused on the "meta-" than the "physical"

I like my men like I like my sexist jokes...

FinnLassie
2014-11-02, 05:09 AM
Non-existant.

I like my companions like I like my flights.

Zaydos
2014-11-02, 05:19 PM
Fierce and passionate.

I like my women like I like my adventurers...

backwaterj
2014-11-03, 07:14 AM
Well-equipped and ready for action!

I like my women like I like my 1980s sitcoms.

Targ Collective
2014-11-03, 04:01 PM
From a gentler age.

I like my women like I like my Twin Flame (who I love immensely).

Internet Flea
2014-11-03, 04:17 PM
Older than dirt.

I like my women like I like my political propaganda.

FinnLassie
2014-11-03, 04:37 PM
Witty and revolutionary.

I like my companions like I like my game of pool...

GPuzzle
2014-11-03, 04:52 PM
Simple enough to be entertaining within a few minutes but complicated enough to make you think about what to do.

I like my women like I like my 4X games.

thirsting
2014-11-03, 05:06 PM
Baffling and intimidating at first, but once you start figuring things out, it's already 4am and you're still not sleeping.

I like my human men and women like I like my science.

backwaterj
2014-11-03, 06:13 PM
Mad! Mad I say! Bwahahahahaha!

I like my women like I like my breakfast burritos.

Dudeons
2014-11-03, 11:40 PM
Reasonably enjoyable, without feeling bad for you.

I like my women like I like my dice...

Internet Flea
2014-11-04, 01:12 AM
Loaded.

I like my women like I like my electrical wiring.

FinnLassie
2014-11-04, 04:28 AM
Covered in plastic.

I like my companions like I like my grandmother's cooking...

Felandria
2014-11-04, 04:34 AM
Comforting and warm.

I like my women like I like my giraffes.

backwaterj
2014-11-04, 06:59 PM
Tall, spotty, and with purple tongues.

I prefer that my romantic partners be like my baroque music.

Scarlet Knight
2014-11-09, 08:45 PM
With a lovely Bach.

I like my women like I like my hockey games...

FinnLassie
2014-12-01, 10:42 AM
With lots of sweat and plenty of missing teeth.


I like my companion like I like my migraines...

Eldan
2014-12-01, 11:23 AM
Sharp, piercing and with an aura.

I like my partners like I like my motorcycles.

backwaterj
2014-12-02, 07:26 PM
Fast and loud, with plenty of provisions in the saddlebags.

I like my women like I like my crossword puzzles.

Dudeons
2014-12-03, 11:12 AM
Challenging and sophisticated.

I like my women like I like my dice.

Zaydos
2014-12-03, 12:41 PM
Fair and well-balanced.

I like my partners like I like my time travel.

GPuzzle
2014-12-03, 01:58 PM
One of us is probably going to screw the other one up.

I like my partners like I like my military geniuses!

Castaras
2014-12-04, 02:49 AM
Wearing awesome military uniforms. :smallredface:

I like my men like I like my tea...

Zurvan
2014-12-08, 07:55 AM
Hot and british.

I like my women like I like my mustache....

Scarlet Knight
2014-12-08, 10:04 PM
Dark and pencil thin.

I like my women like I like my Woodstock memories...

FinnLassie
2014-12-09, 03:51 AM
... something that I'll never have!


I like my companions like I like my snow...

Eldan
2014-12-09, 04:27 AM
Light and fluffy.

I like my partners like I like my reports.

Sgt. Cookie
2014-12-09, 06:37 AM
Painful but oddly compelling.

I like my women like I like my music...

thirsting
2014-12-09, 07:26 AM
Every uninitiated persons' heads explode when they get in contact range. \m/

I like my romanceables like I like my Doctor on Doctor fan fiction; (Is that even a word?)

FinnLassie
2014-12-10, 02:27 AM
Intelligent, with no hint of sexism.


I like my companions like I like my unnecessary alarm clock...

Scarlet Knight
2014-12-10, 09:55 PM
... solely for aesthetics.

I like my women like I like my ships.

GPuzzle
2014-12-11, 12:53 AM
Tough, driven by exploration and the unknown.

I like my women like I like my game (as in bear and deer meat, you know?)!

Dudeons
2014-12-11, 09:19 AM
Tough and elusive.

I like my women like I like my dice.

Eldan
2014-12-11, 06:07 PM
Loaded*. :smalltongue:

I like my women like I like my links.



*PS: I just noticed before posting that there's of course two meaning.s I meant loaded as in "rich". Not "drunk". I'm not that terrible.

Internet Flea
2014-12-14, 05:00 PM
Juicy and fat.

I like my women like I like my jump ropes.


*PS: I just noticed before posting that there's of course two meaning.s I meant loaded as in "rich". Not "drunk". I'm not that terrible.

Well, then, my version was "drunk", because I am that terrible. :smalltongue:

Scarlet Knight
2014-12-14, 05:44 PM
Well, then, my version was "drunk", because I am that terrible. :smalltongue:

I'm a fan of the Thin Man movies so I like them rich and drunk....




I like my women like I like my jump ropes.


With a repetitive move that keeps me young...

I like my women like my Ren Faires...

thisisnotspam
2015-01-07, 07:14 AM
I like my women like my Ren Faires...

With a line of weirdos at the front entrance.

I like my women like I like my matryoshka dolls.

Dudeons
2015-01-07, 04:11 PM
A different person whenever I want.

I like my women like I like my dice.

thisisnotspam
2015-01-09, 06:39 AM
I like my women like I like my dice.

90-60-90

I like my women like I like meine Fuhrers!

Peebles
2015-01-09, 07:34 AM
Neat and tidy, and only a faint hint of a moustache.

I like my partners how I like my cereal.

thirsting
2015-01-10, 04:41 AM
Plentiful and oozing milk.

I like my romanceables like I like my hangover cures.

Internet Flea
2015-01-10, 01:10 PM
More of the same.

I like my women like I like my renewable energy...

Scarlet Knight
2015-01-10, 03:34 PM
"Slipping and a-sliding...
All along the waterfall with you..."

I like my women like my hobbits...

Zaydos
2015-01-10, 03:49 PM
Good natured, loyal, and with a tendency to sing happy songs.

I like my women like I like my dark magic...

Jormengand
2015-01-10, 03:50 PM
...Dangerous and hiding in the shadows.

I like my men and women like I like my internet forums...

thisisnotspam
2015-01-10, 07:11 PM
Owned by Rich Burlew.

I like my women like I like my snakes.

Dudeons
2015-01-11, 11:50 AM
Tempting me to sin.

I like my women like I like my dice.

Peebles
2015-01-12, 05:10 AM
With many awesome sides that I can just roll with.

I like my peeps how I like my spiders.

thirsting
2015-01-12, 06:48 AM
With long, hairy legs, and superb home-building skills.

I like my partners like I like Μμ (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mu_(letter))

FinnLassie
2015-01-12, 11:25 AM
As old as the ancient times.

I like my parnters like I like my chicken...

thisisnotspam
2015-01-14, 07:03 AM
I like my parnters like I like my chicken...

Fed organically, right out of the hen house and with plenty of soft juicy breast.

I like my partners like I like my Dudeons' posts in this thread.

Scarlet Knight
2015-01-15, 11:02 PM
Consistent and with a love of dice.

I like my women like my baseball.

Internet Flea
2015-01-16, 11:33 AM
High-flying and regularly foul.

I like my women like I like my airplanes.

Dudeons
2015-01-17, 07:25 PM
Constantly getting hijacked by 'terrorists'. :smallwink:

I like my women like I like my dice.

FinnLassie
2015-01-18, 07:43 AM
Rolling away like this constantly repeated comparison. :smalltongue:

I like my partners like I like my cabbage rolls...

goto124
2015-01-25, 06:37 AM
Constantly getting destroyed by this wierd group of overpowered PCs. MY CABBAGES!

I like my partners like my daggers...

Scarlet Knight
2015-02-01, 11:05 AM
Slim and against my thigh.

I like my women like I like my Super Bowl commercials...

blacklight101
2015-02-01, 12:32 PM
Funny and generally with alcohol.

I like my women like I like my hat.

Peebles
2015-02-02, 04:03 AM
Tall and sophisticated like a top hat? Or maybe round and businesslike, like a bowler?

I like my partners like I like my TV shows.

FinnLassie
2015-02-02, 10:05 AM
... absolutely no participation from Steven Moffat whatsoever.


I like my partners like I like my lipstick..

Woodzyowl
2015-02-02, 08:26 PM
Smooth and bright.

I like my women like I like my kebabs.

Scarlet Knight
2015-02-07, 12:15 PM
Hot and pierced.

I like my women like my Buffett concerts.

goto124
2015-02-07, 09:02 PM
Hot, heavy, and loud.

I like my lovers like my swords...

ezkajii
2015-02-08, 03:03 AM
...bathed in the blood of my enemies. :smalleek:

I like my lovers like I like my cereal...

thirsting
2015-02-08, 04:33 AM
With deja vu. Got a vague feeling we've done this before.

I like my lovelies like I like my winters... (don't say "coming")

thisisnotspam
2015-02-08, 07:03 AM
Causing white stuff to drip uncomfortably over everyone's faces.

I like my partners like I like my baby seal clubbing.

goto124
2015-02-08, 07:25 AM
Totally wrong. (Good thing I didn't make a certain board-unfriendly joke...)

I like my partners like I like my mice*...

*Which kind of mouse, living or computer? You decide!

Scarlet Knight
2015-02-08, 11:03 AM
Small , warm, and cute.

I like my women like my daiquiris...

GPuzzle
2015-02-09, 03:36 PM
Good-looking and strong.

I like my women like I like my heavy metal.

Torzini
2015-02-09, 03:43 PM
Brutal, strong, and pure f'ing awesome. :xykon:


I like my men like I like my pancakes.

Neli42
2015-02-10, 01:16 AM
Hot, sweet, and one after another.

I like my men like I like my bacon.

goto124
2015-02-10, 01:32 AM
Hot and juicy and will make me fat.

I like my partners like my fists...

thirsting
2015-02-10, 02:43 AM
Open and non-threatening. (oh gods, this whole thread is on the verge of going so very wrong, all the time)

I like my strange attractors (http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attractor) like I like my woo-woo (http://skepdic.com/woowoo.html).

thisisnotspam
2015-02-10, 11:21 AM
Used and abused by a bunch of dirty hippies.

I like my partners like I like my panthers.

ezkajii
2015-02-10, 11:44 AM
...jungle-dwelling hunters.

I like my partners like I like my fire escapes.

Torzini
2015-02-10, 11:54 AM
Really tall, immobile, and out of the way unless needed.

I like my men like I like my pistachios.

FinnLassie
2015-02-10, 12:57 PM
Far too expensive and salty for me to always enjoy.

I like my partners like I like Pluto (yes, the planet, and yes IT IS A PLANET)...

Dudeons
2015-02-10, 01:38 PM
Distant and cold, but inexplicably lovable.

I like my men (change!) like I like my dice.

ezkajii
2015-02-10, 02:06 PM
Available by the hundreds at the local gamestore :smallsmile:

I like my women like I like my electronics.

Torzini
2015-02-10, 02:51 PM
Liable to kill you if you get them wet the wrong way.

I like my partners like I like my balloons.

FinnLassie
2015-02-10, 03:31 PM
Preferrably not ganging up in huge groups at parties.

I like my partners like I like my churns.

ezkajii
2015-02-10, 04:35 PM
Agitating.

I like my partners like I like my failures.

braveheart
2015-02-10, 04:44 PM
Causing me to spontaneously explode


I like my women like I like my armor

The Second
2015-02-10, 11:12 PM
Cold, stiff, and hollow.

I like my women like I like my soda.

Neli42
2015-02-11, 12:36 AM
Really bubbly, but liable to explode in extreme conditions.

I like my men like I like my crayons.

Torzini
2015-02-11, 12:41 AM
Coming in many diverse colors, and all easy to use.

I like my men like I like my animal crackers.

Eloel
2015-02-11, 01:33 AM
Fulfilling and everchanging.

I like my women like I like my cat

FinnLassie
2015-02-11, 01:36 AM
Ready to scratch my eyes out and run away in case I don't treat them the right way.

I like my partners like I like my game of Carcassone...

thirsting
2015-02-11, 02:55 AM
You know there are some pieces missing, there's coffee stains on some, and you're probably going to lose in the end. Badly. But it's still fun to play.

I like my romanceables like I like my your grandma.

The Second
2015-02-11, 03:13 AM
Sweet, kind, a wonderful cook, a patient mentor, with a vocabulary that would make a sailor blush with shame.

I like my ladies like I like my pasta.

Peebles
2015-02-11, 03:59 AM
Flexible and in a variety of fun shapes and sizes.

I like my partners like I like my dungeon-crawling.

goto124
2015-02-11, 07:56 AM
Mindless fun with lots of sword-swinging.

I like my partners like I like my keyboard...

ezkajii
2015-02-11, 09:10 AM
Caked with Cheetos dust.

I like my partners like I like my fruit.

Torzini
2015-02-11, 09:24 AM
Soft, juicy, and prone to decomposing if left out for too long.

I like my men like I like my deodorant.

FinnLassie
2015-02-11, 10:04 AM
Gone when you need it the most.

I like my partners like I like my deadlines...

thirsting
2015-02-11, 10:39 AM
Ignoring them rarely really kills you.

I like my future-exes like I like my librarians.

ezkajii
2015-02-11, 12:56 PM
Quiet.

I like my lovers like I like my airline tickets.

Torzini
2015-02-11, 05:18 PM
Very cheap and hassle-free.

I like my men like I like my toothpaste.

The Second
2015-02-11, 06:26 PM
Thick, abrasive, and artificially flavored.

I like my women like I like my shoes.

Scarlet Knight
2015-02-11, 10:08 PM
Sensible by day, sexy by night.


I like my women like my Rembrandts.

Woodzyowl
2015-02-11, 10:45 PM
Unbaroquen. I'll see myself out.

I like my women like I like my minecraft.

Peebles
2015-02-12, 05:16 AM
Blocky and surrounding by creepers.

I like my partners like I like my energy drinks.

FinnLassie
2015-02-12, 05:37 AM
Not available for under-18s.


I like my partners like I like my slam poetry...

AvatarVecna
2015-02-12, 05:50 PM
Not available for under-18s.


I like my partners like I like my slam poetry...

...with the blend of beauty, intelligence, and elegance that can draw a crowd.

I like my women like I like my burgers...

The Second
2015-02-13, 03:40 AM
With cheese and a side of fries.

I like my ladies like I like my steak.

FinnLassie
2015-02-13, 05:12 AM
Rare and Scottish. :smallcool:

I like my partners like I like my group dynamics...

goto124
2015-02-13, 09:11 AM
Chaotic and complicated with a lot of arguing.

I like my partners like my clubs...

Woodzyowl
2015-02-13, 09:46 AM
Flashy and loud.

I like my women like I like my satchels...

Zaydos
2015-02-13, 10:07 AM
Reliable and with geeky references on them.

I like my women like I like my D&D players...

Peebles
2015-02-13, 10:51 AM
Creative and unlikely to split up under any circumstances.

I like my partners like I like my lunches.

AvatarVecna
2015-02-13, 11:42 AM
Creative and unlikely to split up under any circumstances.

I like my partners like I like my lunches.

Stolen away by cartoonishly over-the-top villains.

I like my women like I like my superheroes...

Woodzyowl
2015-02-13, 12:33 PM
In colorful spandex.

I like my women like I like my cast iron skillets.

ezkajii
2015-02-13, 12:54 PM
Hot, black, and more than capable of knocking someone out with a single swift blow to the back of the head.

I like my women like I like my dinosaurs.

The Second
2015-02-13, 01:08 PM
Loved by nerds of all ages.

I like my women like I like my gloves.

FinnLassie
2015-02-13, 03:29 PM
Warm and beautiful with interesting patterns all over.

I like my partners like I like my Steam...

GPuzzle
2015-02-13, 07:42 PM
Need to control yourself near it, otherwise you'll end up having fun but not actually doing what you wanted to do first.

I like my women like I like my Fire Emblem games.

Torzini
2015-02-13, 09:30 PM
Preferably involving no accidental permanent deaths.

I like my men like I like my chewing gum.

Woodzyowl
2015-02-13, 11:54 PM
Sweet and flexible.

I like my women like I like my watches.

FinnLassie
2015-02-14, 02:59 AM
Always a bit ahead of its time and made of silicon.

I like my partners like I like my LP records...

Scarlet Knight
2015-02-14, 07:59 AM
Black and eager for a spin...

I like my women like Valentine's Day...

Jormengand
2015-02-14, 09:19 AM
Giving me an opportunity to laugh at single people every year.

I like my paramours of indeterminate gender like I like my interwebz...

goto124
2015-02-14, 10:36 AM
Crazy and random with not much sense of morality.

I like my partners like I like my poison...

Woodzyowl
2015-02-14, 10:57 AM
To die for.

I like my women like I like my Triscuits.

Dudeons
2015-02-14, 12:20 PM
Crunchy and shameless.

I like my cohorts like I like my dice.

thirsting
2015-02-14, 02:48 PM
No one else gets to roll with them?

I like my men/women like I like my phone's autocorrection...

AvatarVecna
2015-02-14, 04:56 PM
No one else gets to roll with them?

I like my men/women like I like my phone's autocorrection...

Turned on if preferable, turned off if not preferable, and grammatically correct.

I like my women like I like my non-QWERTY keyboards...

goto124
2015-02-15, 02:28 AM
Trying too hard to be different from the rest. Muscle memory dammit!

I like my lovers like I like my blood...

FinnLassie
2015-02-15, 03:40 AM
Always flowing, always enough, and able to help others if needed.

I like my partners like I like my Rubik's cube...

The Second
2015-02-15, 06:13 AM
Square, colorful, and only approachable by a genius.

I like my ladies like I like my cigarettes.

ezkajii
2015-02-15, 01:06 PM
Slender, all-natural, and smokin'!

I like my partners like I like my holidays.

thisisnotspam
2015-02-15, 03:00 PM
North African.

I like my partners like I like my Ed, Edd and Eddy.

Scarlet Knight
2015-02-15, 03:11 PM
In a friendly threesome.

I like my women like my family dinners...

Torzini
2015-02-15, 03:47 PM
With lots of food and not too much talking.

I like my men like I like my red-eye flights.

Neli42
2015-02-15, 05:37 PM
Starting rather late, but taking me where I want to be nonetheless.

I like my beaux like I like my flower gardens.

goto124
2015-02-15, 09:21 PM
Full of icky bugs and not comfortable to be naked with.

I like my partners like I like my magazines...

FinnLassie
2015-02-16, 12:38 AM
Stripped from sexism.

I like my partners like I like my TNT...

The Second
2015-02-16, 12:41 AM
A little dangerous and highly explosive.

I like me women like I like my salsa picante.

ezkajii
2015-02-17, 09:44 AM
Chunky and surprisingly healthy.

I like my partners like I like my water.

Targ Collective
2015-02-17, 06:33 PM
Smooth as hydraulics.

I like my partners like I like *sound of muffled screaming; bloodstains; gunshots; torture*

FinnLassie
2015-02-17, 06:35 PM
Gone.

I like my partners like I like my waffles...

Torzini
2015-02-17, 11:00 PM
Stacked high and drenched in syrup.

I like my men like I like my rocking chairs.

goto124
2015-02-18, 05:09 AM
Always there to let you sit on them and rock along.

I like my partners like I like my islands...

ezkajii
2015-02-18, 11:07 AM
Sandy around the edges.

I like my women like I like my sorcery.

thisisnotspam
2015-02-18, 02:14 PM
By having those who flirt with them burned by the Catholic Church.

I like my partners like I like my Catholic Church.

AvatarVecna
2015-02-18, 03:36 PM
By having those who flirt with them burned by the Catholic Church.

I like my partners like I like my Catholic Church.

Passionate about their beliefs, with a set of morals I can generally respect (even if I don't necessarily agree with them).

I like my women like I like my Steam account...

ezkajii
2015-02-19, 11:15 AM
Stuffed full of fun things!

I like my partners like I like my dictionaries.

Neli42
2015-02-19, 11:47 AM
Full of knowledge both common and arcane, and exceptionally useful in a pinch.

I like my cavaliers like I like my morning breakfast cereal.

Scarlet Knight
2015-02-19, 08:38 PM
Sweet and with an assortment of lucky charms.

I like my women like my country songs.

thisisnotspam
2015-02-23, 06:32 AM
Making a pleasing sound when Miley Cyrus puts her lips on them.

I like my partners like I like my hentai.

Ninjaman
2015-02-23, 08:05 AM
Innocent at first but quickly gets messed up.

I like my women like I like my jeans.

Targ Collective
2015-02-23, 10:14 AM
Hugging me closely.

I like my partners like those times there's so much pleasure you can't move. (Which actually happened to me today.)

ezkajii
2015-02-23, 05:20 PM
Irregular?

I like my lovers like I like my cheese.

Torzini
2015-02-23, 06:37 PM
Aged well, rich, and lacking in mouldy parts.

I like my men like I like my pianos.

FinnLassie
2015-02-24, 01:16 AM
Used as a common comedy prop.

I like my partners like I like my pet cemetery

Zaydos
2015-02-24, 01:46 AM
Able to reanimate the dead as cursed and angry.

I like my women like I like my books.

braveheart
2015-02-24, 01:51 PM
Full of exciting stories


I like my women like I like my milk

Ninjaman
2015-02-24, 04:05 PM
Pale and with low fat.

I like my women how I like my furniture...

goto124
2015-02-25, 10:35 AM
Constantly getting banged on by my little toe.

I like my partners like I like my CRPGs...

Neli42
2015-02-25, 02:11 PM
Lots of action, and a steady connection.

I like my men like I like my college courses.

thirsting
2015-02-25, 02:34 PM
Interesting enough to not make me want to skip parts or entirely abandon the effort half-way through.

I like my potential spouses like I like my flu.

Torzini
2015-02-25, 03:22 PM
Not causing death, preferably.

I like my mates like I like my monsters under the bed.

Ninjaman
2015-02-25, 05:04 PM
Not in the closet.

I like my women how I like my dinosaurs.

Zaydos
2015-02-25, 05:05 PM
With noteworthy hips.

I like my women like I like my FTL spaceships.

Emperordaniel
2015-02-25, 08:22 PM
Scientifically implausible.

I like my partners like I like my books.

goto124
2015-02-25, 11:46 PM
Makes you fall asleep with their long Walls of Text.

I like my partners like I like my forums...

Ninjaman
2015-02-26, 03:09 AM
Friendly and interesting.

I like my women how I like my burgers.

FinnLassie
2015-02-26, 05:07 AM
Smothered with warm, melting goat cheese...

I like my partners like I like my flu...

thirsting
2015-02-26, 10:37 AM
I like my partners like I like my flu...


Just as you thought you got rid of it finally, it comes back, and then there's goo everywhere. Again.

I like my romantic relationships (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ab9e764D7cI) like I like my smooth jazz.

Ninjaman
2015-02-26, 10:56 AM
In the background of adult movies.

I like my women how I like my dyslexia.

braveheart
2015-02-26, 04:26 PM
Riaeby hdwd ot eard Really hard to read

I like my women like I like my light switches

Zaydos
2015-02-26, 04:31 PM
Easily accessed and turned on?

I like my women like I like my princesses.

FinnLassie
2015-02-26, 05:23 PM
Next in line for the throne.

I like my partners like I like tourism...

Scarlet Knight
2015-02-26, 09:18 PM
Educating me about the exotic.

I like my women like my volcanos...

Emperordaniel
2015-02-26, 10:29 PM
Too dangerous to approach.

I like my partners like I like my webcomics...

thirsting
2015-02-27, 10:22 AM
NSFW.

I like my attractive homo sapiens like I like my self-doubt

FinnLassie
2015-02-27, 10:53 AM
Cringing up to me at the most inconvenient times.

I like my partners like I like my delayed flights...

Scarlet Knight
2015-02-28, 09:41 AM
Frequent bumping with an upgrade.

I like my women like I like my Leonard Nimoy anecdotes...

Neli42
2015-02-28, 06:09 PM
Making me smile at random times about things no one around me would understand.

I like my men like I like my camping trips.

goto124
2015-02-28, 09:11 PM
Constantly disrupted by bugs. Maybe I should stop dating robo-women.

I like my partners like I like my blue text...

Trevortni
2015-03-02, 08:18 PM
...easy to misinterpret without a key.

I like my significant others like I like my 1's and 0's:

Emperordaniel
2015-03-03, 07:59 AM
Binary.

I like my partners like I like my internet connection...

ezkajii
2015-03-03, 12:52 PM
costing $50/mo but with disappointing speed.

I like my women like I like my gangster movies.

Dudeons
2015-03-03, 04:25 PM
Brutal and depressing.

I like my partners like I like my percentile dice.

Zaydos
2015-03-03, 04:28 PM
Coming in pairs.

I like my women like I like my alien life forms.

Trevortni
2015-03-03, 04:49 PM
Existing purely in my imagination.

I like my women like I like my men.

Targ Collective
2015-03-03, 08:47 PM
Because I am a swinger... (Not me; just for the joke.)

I like my unidentified partners like I like myself.

goto124
2015-03-04, 09:31 PM
Narcissist Just the way you are *music*

I like my women like I like my masks...

Emperordaniel
2015-03-05, 07:16 AM
Hiding true identities.

I like my partners like I like my cats...

Trevortni
2015-03-05, 01:23 PM
Kitty!!!! *Starts vigorously petting the - nope, I'm just gonna stop there*

I like my life partners like I like my business partners.

alaalba_123
2015-03-05, 07:39 PM
Talented and fiscally responsible.

I like my SO like I like my mead...

Scarlet Knight
2015-03-05, 08:57 PM
Able to convince me that dancing on a table in a fur loincloth is a great idea!

I like my women like my chainmail bikinis...

FinnLassie
2015-03-06, 12:06 AM
Utterly inconvenient and useless.


I like my partners like I liky my morning coffee...

Neli42
2015-03-06, 12:21 AM
Energizing!!

I like my men like I like my winter coats.



Able to convince me that dancing on a table in a fur loincloth is a great idea!

Almost shot milk out of my nose with that one.

Emperordaniel
2015-03-06, 02:35 AM
Soft and fuzzy.

I like my partners like I like my cold weather...

goto124
2015-03-06, 09:02 AM
Ready to let out a terrifying rage storm any moment. Elsa is that you?

I like my partners like I like my swimsuits...

Trevortni
2015-03-06, 01:16 PM
Wet. Oh dear, why do I keep getting the ones that require zero effort to pervert?

I like my cuddlebunnies like I like my Narnia.

AvatarVecna
2015-03-06, 08:54 PM
Wet. Oh dear, why do I keep getting the ones that require zero effort to pervert?

I like my cuddlebunnies like I like my Narnia.

Stuffed away in a wardrobe whenever I'm not actively enjoying them.

I like my partners like I like my RPGs.

thirsting
2015-03-07, 02:10 AM
I like my partners like I like my RPGs.

Complex, but without any initially unobvious traps that screw you later. Also, good chance to find exotic individuals that may or may not have fur.

I like my romanceables like I like my sham poo.
(the space is not a typo)


Oh dear, why do I keep getting the ones that require zero effort to pervert?

The secret is to leave the response just on the edge of innocence.

Silent Justice
2015-03-09, 09:22 PM
Complex, but without any initially unobvious traps that screw you later. Also, good chance to find exotic individuals that may or may not have fur.

I like my romanceables like I like my sham poo.
(the space is not a typo)


Brown and stinky.

I like my women like I like my fanfics.

goto124
2015-03-09, 09:55 PM
Badly written delusional fantasies where evil guys are somehow good and vice versa.

I like my partners like I like my paladins...

Twelvetrees
2015-03-09, 10:41 PM
Always looking out for the good of others. Aaaaaand...nope, that's it.

I like my women like I like my breakfast.

jaydubs
2015-03-10, 01:52 AM
In bed. That setup was way too easy. :smallcool:

I like my partners like I like my continents...

FinnLassie
2015-03-10, 03:40 AM
Preferrably not breaking apart in the near future.

I like my partners like I like my blackheads...

thirsting
2015-03-10, 04:36 AM
Icky, don't really want anyone else to notice them, but oh gods it's so satisfying when you get to squeeze them!

I like my targets of attraction like I like my norwegian black metal

Trevortni
2015-03-10, 11:46 AM
Norwegian, black, and.... ummm, metal.

I like my men/women like I like my ellipses.

Emperordaniel
2015-03-10, 01:12 PM
Curvy and predictable.

I like my partners like I like my gnomes...

Neli42
2015-03-10, 02:44 PM
Often overlooked, annoying to some, but endlessly inventive.

I like my companions like I like my cursive handwriting.