Best Erfworld t-shirt phrase?

[Hart av Srednak]

This is first poll I've made and it's for the sake to get some Erfworld mercandise ready. So I want to ask what would be best phrase for a shirt (or a coffeemug/button/poster)? What would you buy?

All the phrases have been ripped off the official thread (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=33266) which would also be best place for bringing up new ideas. There are also some good ideas about what kind of pictures could go with phrases.

EDIT:
Since I met the limitations of polls I'll add this:

* option number 3 in whole lenght is:
When Life gives you crap, make Crap Golems
* option number 4 in whole lenght is:
What makes you think we're the bad guys

These good ideas didn't get their own options:
* Erfworld tool
* Sometimes you just have to bust a nut
* PLOT!
* In Erfworld, Peep Eats You!

[TinSoldier]

Too bad it wasn't a multiple-choice poll. I would have voted for more.

[Kanthalion]

Too bad it wasn't a multiple-choice poll. I would have voted for more.

Hear hear!

[chionophile]

I'd like to see a t-shirt that has Stanley on his red dragon with a caption saying "What makes you think we're the bad guys?"

[lovelyluthien]

It was a hard choice between "bad guys" and "crap golems", but I went for the golems in the end: it's more original.

[Strengfellow]

Looks like were all golem groupies here.

[JetTheOne]

I would like to see a close up of the Arkenhammer on Stanley's desk, with a pigeon on top of it, with walnuts scattered about with the words "Sometimes you need to tame a dwagon..." written above it and then below the hammer "Somtimes you just need to bust a nut".

[SteveMB]

I'd like to see a t-shirt that has Stanley on his red dragon with a caption saying "What makes you think we're the bad guys?"
I like the concept, but I think it would work better in the form somebody else described (a group shot of Stanley in full sneer/anger, Wanda with the whip and dominatrix outfit, Bogroll looking as meanacing as he can, a few uncroaked).

[sethdarkwater]

For me the best would be "I taste Key Lime pie".

[JackofAllBlades]

I'd like to see a t-shirt that has Stanley on his red dragon with a caption saying "What makes you think we're the bad guys?"

Thats what I exactly want!

[Strengfellow]

I must admit that the "... Bad Guy's" motif is growing on me

[ShneekeyTheLost]

"I am a TOOL!". It is just too funny, and too immediately recognisable as a joke even to someone who has NEVER seen Erfworld before, to pass up.

Others I think would be good:

"PLOT!"
"When life gives you Crap, make Crap Golems"
"Sometimes ya need ta control a dwagon, sometimes ya just need ta bust a nut"

In my opinion, "Erfworld Tool" is good, but probably won't be as good as some other options. "What makes you think we're the bad guys" is just... nah, I don't like it. "... Peeps eat YOU!" doesn't really work unless you have a Russian looking narrator, or perhaps a Tetris background with a Gwiffon behind the tetris background flying at you.

[TinSoldier]

I've been trying to think of how to describe this, but here goes:
Wanda from No. 28 panel 4 but she says the line from No. 30 panel 9, "Call me 'Mistress.'"

Or is that too risque?

[onasuma]

Favourite there: Crap golems. Favourite other one: In erfworld the peep eats you

[Xaspian]

"Sometimes you just need to bust a nut". Preferably with a picture of a Pigeon on the front, under the text. And maybe a small pile of cracked walnuts on the back.

[grinner666]

"I can taste key lime pie" ... WHUMPH.

[TheEmerged]

I might be dating myself here, but I'm fond of...

"I'm no Tool, nosiree..."

[Maerad of Pellinor]

I would have voted for the crap golems one, but I'd have to change into my gym uniform if I ever wore it to school....:smallfrown: I like the "What makes you think we're the bad guys?" with the illustration that was suggested a few post before. :smallbiggrin:

[J_Muller]

I like the concept, but I think it would work better in the form somebody else described (a group shot of Stanley in full sneer/anger, Wanda with the whip and dominatrix outfit, Bogroll looking as meanacing as he can, a few uncroaked).

That would be mucho awesome...

[Pepz]

I like em all except the Erfworld Idiot and the I'm a tool ones :) not as funny as the rest :D
Something with all the types of elves would be hella-funny too btw :D
"What's in it for me? I'm kidding, I'm kidding" man that one still cracks me up :D