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Drakeburn
2014-11-20, 10:21 AM
Have you recently gotten a fortune from a fortune cookie?
My most recent fortune was "Your pain will become your next stepping stone" or something like that.
How bout you guys? What did your fortunes say?
Haruki-kun
2014-11-20, 10:25 AM
I got "Ignore previous cookie" once. Seriously.
TheThan
2014-11-20, 03:37 PM
I don’t get actual fortunes.
Instead I get feel good sayings like “if you’re nice to others, others will be nice to you”. that sort of crap.
I miss good fortunes.
AdmiralCheez
2014-11-20, 04:13 PM
I actually have a collection of fortune cookie fortunes numbering in the hundreds, if not thousands. Some of my favorites include:
"Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film."
"You are about to become $8.95 poorer. ($6.95 if you had the buffet)"
and the sagely advice of "If you're still hungry, have another fortune cookie."
Jay R
2014-11-21, 12:14 AM
For years I saved a fortune that said, "Success can only be achieved by earnest efforts."
It had suggested lottery numbers on the back.
Mixed signals, folks.
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