W.w.t.t.g.d?

[kpenguin]

What would the Twelve Gods do?

Assuming Miko is as devout (probably more so) as Durkon, what would Miko think of if the Twelve God's clergy had taught this simple maxim?

[Krytha]

Add ninjas.

[Ganurath]

But Miko can't Sneak Attack unless she trades ex-paladin levels for blackgu- OHH...

As for my theory, she's going to disregard the teachings of the 12G for one of her far reaching conclusions (She has the STR of an Ogre and maxed ranks in Jump, she does.)

[Fuzzy_Juan]

Add ninjas.

the twelve gods would not add ninjas...I mean...they did add ninjas, but for this fight they wouldn't...at least not plural...they invented the ninjas, which means they are quite aware of the inverse law...they would add but one if any...likely one that was left for dead that has come back seeking vengance.

[MReav]

If they're anything like the animals they're based on:

Dragon: Hoard treasure and sleep the centuries away.

Rabbit: Mate like crazy.

Tiger: Chase down large animals and rip out their throats while clawing them to death.

Bull: Eat and crap.

Rat: Spread disease and chew on things.

Pig: Bathe in mud and search for truffles.

Dog: Hump someone's leg.

Chicken: Lay eggs and cluck around stupidly.

Monkey: Throw feces at people.

Goat: Bust heads against other heads.

Horse: Run around.

Snake: Crush things then eat them.

(Please note, I don't mean to offend anyone, but I don't know chinese mythology)

[Alysar]

Monkey would add ninjas. I don't know what the other 11 gods would do, but Monkey would add ninjas.

[Lukahatt]

If they're anything like the animals they're based on:

Rabbit: Mate like crazy.



Well.... If Miko really would consider the 12 Gods, this could be the best place to begin... after all, Roy had already mentioned this little problem of hers.

[Skyserpent]

If they're anything like the animals they're based on:

Dragon: Hoard treasure and sleep the centuries away.

Rabbit: Mate like crazy.

Tiger: Chase down large animals and rip out their throats while clawing them to death.

Bull: Eat and crap.

Rat: Spread disease and chew on things.

Pig: Bathe in mud and search for truffles.

Dog: Hump someone's leg.

Chicken: Lay eggs and cluck around stupidly.

Monkey: Throw feces at people.

Goat: Bust heads against other heads.

Horse: Run around.

Snake: Crush things then eat them.

(Please note, I don't mean to offend anyone, but I don't know chinese mythology)

Is thoroughly offended.

not by what you said but by the fact that you find it necessary to apologize for possibly offending someone and your excuse is "I don't know what I'm talking about"

wait... I'm okay with that... huh...

[kpenguin]

Well.... If Miko really would consider the 12 Gods, this could be the best place to begin... after all, Roy had already mentioned this little problem of hers.

Indeed

Miko: Oh Twelve Gods, what must I do?
Rabbit: Seek out the treasure categorized as O and all shall be revealed
Miko: You! Low-level paladin! Come over here!

[MReav]

Is thoroughly offended.

not by what you said but by the fact that you find it necessary to apologize for possibly offending someone and your excuse is "I don't know what I'm talking about"

wait... I'm okay with that... huh...

I said "if they're anything like the animals they're based on"

[Green Bean]

Indeed

Miko: Oh Twelve Gods, what must I do?
Rabbit: Seek out the treasure categorized as O and all shall be revealed
Miko: You! Low-level paladin! Come over here!

And then she listens to Dog. And then the problems start... :smalltongue:

[Demented]

In which case, she would've still ended up being the most experienced Paladin in the Sapphire Guard. Well, it's a little different....

[Yechezkiel]

Has anyone else ever gotten a Fortune Cookie that said: "Help! I am trapped in a Fortune Cookie factory!"?

[Azukar]

Add ninjas.

QFT

T-e-n-c-h-a-r-a-c-t-e-r-m-i-n-i-m-u-m

[ref]

Seems to me she's listening to Goat the most...

[Caractacus]

And then she listens to Dog. And then the problems start... :smalltongue:

Eeeexcellent! Off to the "Miko's Romantic Intrest"[sic] thread... :smallcool:

[Ladorak]

What would the Twelve Gods do?

Why, make Miko the chosen one of course!

[Lord Zentei]

Tiger: Chase down large animals and rip out their throats while clawing them to death.

Come to think of it, to date this fits her M.O. best. Sort of.

[TheAlmightyOne]

Im hoping she gets seriously incapacitated in some way. I dont want her to die but shes really starting to piss me off now.