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Saurous
2007-06-17, 07:18 AM
"AUGH!"

Saurous walks in, jumping up and down, obviously attempting to not touch the floor.

"Okay, who Consecrated this place?"

Exachix
2007-06-17, 07:40 AM
Exachix begins to whine at the consecration, and begins a Desecration.

Castaras
2007-06-17, 08:34 AM
Castaras carefully opens the package, and goes slightly red, chucking the present into the kitchen, the portal locking behind her.

Exachix
2007-06-17, 08:41 AM
Exachix finishes his spell, and becomes alot less unhappy. No longer whining as the consecration goes.

Lord Magtok
2007-06-17, 10:18 AM
MP opens his present, to find an old lady inside who smacks his skull with her cane and breaks his spine.

Oww...

Magtok slowly opens his present, pausing every few moments to search it for traps. Eventually, he opens the box, and inside he finds a copy of Worms 4: Mayhem.

Yay! I have it and you don't, player! And I'm not sharing it either! :smalltongue:

Magtok grabs the game and begins playing it.

Saurous
2007-06-17, 10:28 AM
Saurous stops hopping around, and thanks Exachix.

Meanwhile, Happiness opens his present. A large hand comes out of the box, and grabs Happiness's face. It flings him against a wall, and begins beating the stuffing out of him.

Lord Magtok
2007-06-17, 10:30 AM
Aww...why didn't you use a boxing glove? Boxing gloves on a spring are funny. :smallfrown:

Castaras
2007-06-17, 10:34 AM
Castaras summons a blackened pie, hmming.

Bored...

She summons another pie and chucks it at Magtok.

Saurous
2007-06-17, 10:36 AM
"It can hurt him in any possible way. The hand may just be the first."

After slamming Happiness against the wall a few more times, the giant hand retracts back into the box. Happiness pulls himself up, his eyes rolling around in his head.

"Ugh...dizzy..."

The box shakes violently, and a large boxing glove on a spring bursts out, and punches Happiness across the face. He recoils, and the boxing glove disappears into the box. He goes over to it again, and it sprays a gas into his face.

"GACK! SPICK! What was that?!"

He suddenly stiffens, and a large grin spreads across his face. His eyes loose focus, and he begins running around in circles, giggling.

"WHEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Saurous laughs the entire time.

Lord Magtok
2007-06-17, 10:41 AM
Magtok dives out of the way of the pie, but lands facefirst into a pointy bear trap. Ouch. :smalleek:

Exachix
2007-06-17, 10:47 AM
Exachix watches happiness and hmms.

Castaras
2007-06-17, 10:47 AM
The pie fades away, reappearing in Castaras' hand.

Pity. Would have rather liked to see how much smaller a worm can get. :smallamused:

V Junior
2007-06-17, 01:17 PM
Suddenly, all the meerkats- including Queen Junior- begin to dance to 'Move it, Move it' from 'Madagascar'. A group of lemurs juggleing fruit dance on the heads of the meerkats.

I Like To Move It Move It
I Like To Move It Move It
I Like To Move It Move It
Ya Like To (MOVE IT!)

All Girls All Over The World
Original King Julian Pon Ya Case Man!
I Love How All The Girls A Move Their Body
And When Ya Move Ya Body
Uno Move It
Nice And Sweet And Sexy Alright!
Woman Ya Cute And You Donít Need No Make-Up
Original Cute Body You A Mek Man Mud Up
Woman Ya Cute And You Donít Need No Make-Up
Original Cute Body You A Mek Man Mud Up
Woman! Physically Fit
Physically Fit
Physically
Physically
Physically
Woman! Physically Fit
Physically Fit
Physically
Physically
Physically
Physically

Woman! Ya nice
Sweet Fantastic
Big Ship Pon De Ocean That A Big Titanic
Woman! Ya Nice Sweet Energetic
Big Ship Pon De Ocean That A Big Titanic
Woman! Ya nice
Sweet Fantastic
Big Ship Pon De Ocean That A Big Titanic
Woman! Ya nice
Sweet Fantastic
Big Ship Pon De Ocean That A Big Titanic
WOMAN!

(Chorus)

Woman Ya Cute And You Donít Need No Make-Up
Original Cute Body You A Mek Man Mud Up
Woman Ya Cute And You Donít Need No Make-Up
Original Cute Body You A Mek Man Mud Up
Eyeliner Ė Pon Ya Face
A Mek Man Mud Up
Nose Powder Ė Pon Ya Face
A Mek Man Mud Up
Pluck Ya Eyebrow
Pon Ya
Pon Ya Face A Mek Man Mud Up

Gal Ya Lipstick
Pon Ya Face A Mek Man Mud Up
Woman Ya Nice Broad Face
And Ya Nice Hip Make Man
Flip And Bust Them Lip
Woman Ya Nice And Energetic
Big Ship Pon De Ocean That A Big Titanic
Woman! Ya Nice
Broad Face
And Ya Nice Hip
Make Man Flip And Bust Them Lip
Big Ship Pon De Ocean That A Big Titanic Ė WOAH!

BOP!
WOAH!
BOP!
WOAH!
BOP!
WOAH!
BOP!

(King Julians Bit On The End:)

I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT
HE LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT
SHE LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT
YOU LIKE TO, MOVE IT!

WE LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT
YOU LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT
I LIKE .. OH I DID I HAVE I DONE I? DID I DO I LIKE?
I THINK I DID I LIKE.. WE? WHAT ABOUT WE? THEY? THEY? I DID THEY.

OH I GOT IT, I GOT IT I GOT A NEW ONE I GOT A NEW ONE.. THEM?
NO NOT THEM.. DID I SAY THEM OR NOT?

THEM LIKE TO MOVE IT MOV... I'M GONNA SAY THEM

THEM LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT
WE LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT
UMM WAIT THERES GOTTA BE ANOTHER ONE WE... WE... NOPE.. OH US!
CAN WE DO US LIKE TO?

US LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT THATS THE ONE
US LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT
US LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT
US LIKE TO.. MOVE IT!

MOVE IT! MOVE ITTT.. MOVE IT! MOVE IT! MOVE IT MOVE IT

OKAY THEN, WANNA HEAR,
I JUST WANNA TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY THIS LITTLE STORY
THAT MY DADDY USED TO TELL ME HE WAS A KING AS
WELL I WAS BORN, PROBABLY ABOUT 68 YEARS AGO OVER BY
THAT TREE OVER THERE YEH
AND I REMEMBER THINGS CHANGED A LOT IN THOSE
DAYS, IN MADAGASCAR IT WASNT SO COMMERCIAL, YOU KNOW,
THERE WASNT ALL THE FUSS BOUT WHO'S GOT THE LATEST TREE
AND WHAT LEAVES
ARE YOU WEARING AND WHO'S GOT
THE LATEST FUR ON THEIR BACK YOU KNOW,
THOSE DAYS IT WAS JUST ME AND A COUPLE OF THE OTHERS YOU
KNOW, DOING THE JUNGLE BOOGIE YOU KNOW,
JUNGLE BOOGIE... JUNGLE BOOGIE
WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH

I LIKE TO MOVE IT!

Raistlin1040
2007-06-17, 01:22 PM
RP ignores the dancing animals.

Saurous
2007-06-17, 01:24 PM
Saurous decides that it would be best to ignore the animals, and does so.

Keledrath
2007-06-17, 01:26 PM
Bookboy pops in and grabs a meerkat.
Before I leave, I need to have one of these. They're so cute!
Bookboy is gone, and so is the meerkat.

Lord Magtok
2007-06-17, 01:38 PM
Magtok screams in pain, not because his face is still stuck in the trap, but because he hates that song.

Saurous
2007-06-17, 02:14 PM
Saurous snickers, and then walks over to Magtok.

"Do you need some help there, Magtok?"

Castaras
2007-06-17, 02:15 PM
Castaras flips the pie in her hand and chucks it at Queen Junior.

Shut up.

More pies get thrown at each and every meerkat.

Lord Magtok
2007-06-17, 02:17 PM
NO, SAUR, I'M FINE!! I'M JUST LOSING MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF BLOOD AND HAVING MY HEAD CRUSHED LIKE A MELON!

Saurous
2007-06-17, 02:20 PM
"Oh, good. I'm glad to see you're okay," Saurous says with a smirk.

Castaras
2007-06-17, 02:24 PM
Castaras looks at her player.

What are you laughing about?
Oh...nothing. :smallamused:
...What have you done now?
Nothing much...
Right. Not anything to do with me, right?
Nope. Nothing to do with you at all.
That's okay then.

Summoning some more potions and pies, Castaras heads over to a sofa, hmming.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-06-17, 02:31 PM
Uuugh.
Tired?
No. Bored. Again.
Let's set something on fire!
The AMEN base is set on fire.
Hooray!

Lord Magtok
2007-06-17, 02:32 PM
Damnit Saur, havent you ever heard of sarcasm? Oh right, you just hate me. Nevermind.

Hmm...Castaras, I you help me get my head out of here, I'll umm...I forgot... what do I have to negotiate wth again? :smallconfused:

And damn you, Vespe. Now my head is being crushed and its on fire!

Saurous
2007-06-17, 02:35 PM
Saurous casts an anti-fire shield around himself.

"Yes, I am aware of the sarcasm."

Vespe Ratavo
2007-06-17, 02:36 PM
Carlos stands up and walks around the burning base, hands behind his back.
A quick question, ladies and gents. If there was an AMEN Flash series, what would be a good plot idea for the first episode?

Castaras
2007-06-17, 02:41 PM
No negotiating abilities that I know of, Magtok.

And Vespe? No idea.

Lord Magtok
2007-06-17, 02:45 PM
Wait...I think all this head trauma just reminded me of something!

Magtok pulls a pair of books from his robes.

I've got the diaries of Vespe and Fus! Don't remember how I got them due to that part of my brain being stabbed, but I'm sure they're worth a good laugh! Will you free my skull from here if I give you these?

Vespe Ratavo
2007-06-17, 02:49 PM
Magtok, give that to me now, or I will chainsaw your face off.

Saurous
2007-06-17, 02:50 PM
"Vespe, you're so good at negotiating. I'm sure getting chainsawed will really matter to Magtok while his face is in a bear trap." [/sarcasm]

Castaras
2007-06-17, 02:52 PM
Wait...I think all this head trauma just reminded me of something!

Magtok pulls a pair of books from his robes.

I've got the diaries of Vespe and Fus! Don't remember how I got them due to that part of my brain being stabbed, but I'm sure they're worth a good laugh! Will you free my skull from here if I give you these?

Hmm...

A devil appears on one shoulder, an angel on the other.

Take it! Then you can read through it and get loads of blackmail!

No! That would be cruel! Just take the diary and give it back to Vespe!

Eh, you're both saying take it, so.

Magtok, you have a deal.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-06-17, 02:52 PM
Crap. Ok, how about this!
Vespe pulls out a flash drive.
This is Magtok's diary. So, give me mine and Fus's, or I'll just hand this over to....hmm, I'll make copies for everyone in AMEN! So hand it over.

Magtok, someday. I will murder you. Twenty. Times. And then I will murder your soul.
Vespe tosses Magtok's diary over to Saurous and runs.

Lord Magtok
2007-06-17, 02:56 PM
Magtok hads over the diaries, and looks at Vespe with confusion.

That can't be mine. I don't do the whole diary thing. I always found it pointless, since keeping a record of my horrible life here would only make the pain worse. And I lost my soul last thread, I think.

Castaras
2007-06-17, 02:57 PM
Castaras smirks, taking the diaries.

And guess what Magtok? I don't have Disable Device, so I'll just have to get you out of there the quick way.

She blasts him with death magic.

Keledrath
2007-06-17, 02:58 PM
Bookboy pops in again.
This is too good.
He grabs Vespe's diary, and Castaras' diary, and pops out.

Castaras
2007-06-17, 03:00 PM
Castaras raises an eyebrow, resummoning Vespe's and her diary back. She sends her diary back to its spot in an undisclosed location on an unknown plane, and heads back into the kitchen with Vespe's and Fus' diaries.

Lord Magtok
2007-06-17, 03:01 PM
Magtok dies, and then comes back as a clone.

All you had to do was pull the pointy things until I could yank my head out. Then again, your way was probably faster and less painful.

Matok grabs whatever is left of the dead clone, and puts it in the furnace.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-06-17, 03:01 PM
((Who wants to just ignore Bookboy? *raises hand*))
Dammit. Well, this is where I start running.
Vespe runs.

Saurous
2007-06-17, 03:01 PM
Magtok hads over the diaries, and looks at Vespe with confusion.

That can't be mine. I don't do the whole diary thing. I always found it pointless, since keeping a record of my horrible life here would only make the pain worse. And I lost my soul last thread, I think.

Saurous opens the book Vespe threw at him.

"Well, this appears to be yours, Magtok. It has your type-writter handwritting, and displays your daily life perfectly."

Lord Magtok
2007-06-17, 03:07 PM
Hmm...maybe Vespe typed it up himself. Does it saanything about WoW, zombies, or the Beatles? If it does, then Vespe definitely forged it.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-06-17, 03:09 PM
Carlos pulls out a cell phone.
Vespe? Jeez, what does your diary have in it, anyway?
Carlos listens to the phone for a bit.
:smalleek: Ooh. Eep. That is bad. Keep running, my friend. Run as far as possible, then run to another ****ing galaxy.
Carlos hangs up and destroys the phone.
Don't look at me. He's got his own free will.

Saurous
2007-06-17, 03:11 PM
"Nope.

Good gods, it has about eight pages about your love for V Junior."

Castaras
2007-06-17, 03:12 PM
Castaras comes back out of the portal, without diaries, a pie creature flying after her.

Miss! There's that guy you need to see to!
Look, I'm a little busy at the moment.
But Miss! He needs the spells!
*sigh* Answer machine?
Doesn't work. We ain't experts at this technology stuff.
Crap.

She summons a crystal orb and sits on a sofa, looking into it.

Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins
2007-06-17, 03:13 PM
Fullbladder, snapping out of a trance, opens his present. He immediatly closes it again, grin almost malevolently. Then he sits there for a while until totally-unrelated subtitles appear on the floor.

"FULLBLADDER used Teleport! FULLBLADDER fled from battle!"

He then disappears, depositing the present and whatever it contains in a safe location before returning. He then observes all that has happened.

Seeing nothing of import, he disappears once more.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-06-17, 03:15 PM
At this point, Vespe is as far as is physically possible from AMEN.
Carlos walks into his room, and comes out wearing a leather trenchcoat, black shirt and jeans, and a cowboy hat. He changes his glasses into sunglasses.
Much better.

Lord Magtok
2007-06-17, 03:30 PM
"Nope.

Good gods, it has about eight pages about your love for V Junior."

Hmm...maybe it is mine...does it have anything in it about my hatred of elves, that I believe rabbits are out to get us all, that the Worms games are fun, and that elves have a very disturbing number of things in common wth Nazis?

If it has all of that stuff, then I probably did write it. I wish I could tell you its not mine, but I don't even remember anything anymore. I think my player messed with my brain again.

Castaras
2007-06-17, 03:32 PM
Stupid little...

Castaras dismisses the orb, turning to the pie creature.

There. Any more?
Errm...Nope.
Good. Now get lost.
As you wish.

She turns to watch Saurous and Magtok.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-06-17, 03:36 PM
Vespe finally sits down on some planet as far as possible from AMEN.
Whew.
Carlos pulls a IACT (Infinite Ammo Chicago Typewriter, in case you forgot) out from his coat.
Yes. This is offically the best outfit ever. That's it. If I do anything for Halloween this year, I'm just gonna wear this. If they ask me what I am, I'm just gonna say "I'm awesome."

Lord Magtok
2007-06-17, 03:41 PM
MP poofs into exisence near Carlos.

Neat costume. I have three younger siblings, so on Halloween I jsut sit aroud the house and play videogames, and then steal their candy when they get home. Reese's Peanut Butter Cups taste best when stolen from whiny younger siblings. :smallamused:

Oh, and right now I'm posting from a cousin's house, 'cause they're haing a party there for father's day. If anyone has any cool links I couldn't see before, coud you post them now, please? I can only have this glorious high internet speed for a little while before I have to head home to my crappy AT&T dialup. :smallfrown:

Castaras
2007-06-17, 03:49 PM
MP poofs into exisence near Carlos.

Neat costume. I have three younger siblings, so on Halloween I jsut sit aroud the house and play videogames, and then steal their candy when they get home. Reese's Peanut Butter Cups taste best when stolen from whiny younger siblings. :smallamused:

Oh, and right now I'm posting from a cousin's house, 'cause they're haing a party there for father's day. If anyone has any cool links I couldn't see before, coud you post them now, please? I can only have this glorious high internet speed for a little while before I have to head home to my crappy AT&T dialup. :smallfrown:

Here. (http://tinyurl.com/2gtwap) Awesome link.

Castaras flips a few pies to herself, thinking.

CurlyKitGirl
2007-06-17, 03:51 PM
CP pops into existence saying, "Hope you enjoyed your pressies, even though an amazing amount of players forgot. But, I'm glad Happiness got what AMEN or at least Saur got what he did. Much laughing happened."
Curly wakes up and says "Go away. You forgot to give me one anyway." A book appears. "Cool." Curly sits down to read avoiding singing animals, blood and annoyance. "And no. I have never kept a diary for more than one day. Neither has my player."

Somewhere deep in the depths of AMEN Curly's room pops into existence. Purple and books feature heavily in the decor. Oh, and battle trophies. Maybe some other stuff too.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-06-17, 03:52 PM
This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNqiSkd1M6k&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Funcyclopedia%2Eorg%2Fwiki%2F300) is totally random.

Lord Magtok
2007-06-17, 03:54 PM
The link lied, Castaras. How could you steal my soul when I sold it for a cookie back in 1997? :smallconfused:

And now I just realized my cousin's speakers aren't working. :smallfrown:

Castaras
2007-06-17, 03:55 PM
The link lied, Castaras. How could you steal my soul when I sold it for a cookie back in 1997? :smallconfused:

*shrugs* No idea. It lied about stealing my soul as well, seeing as I've never had a soul.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-06-17, 03:57 PM
Vespe's voice somehow reaches AMEN.
I forgot who has my soul. I think about five of the AMENites have a pretty valid claim to it. I get along pretty good without it though.
I don't carry my soul around. I let one of my friends keep it for me. Too vulnerable to be carrying your soul around.

CurlyKitGirl
2007-06-17, 04:03 PM
Curly looks up from her book, obscuring the title. "I still possess my soul, hell, I even know where it is. That's strange here isn't it? Oh, hey I have a room." She goes to her room. Smudge randomly shows up near Lord Magtok. Feed me, worm is all she says. She stares at Magtok for a frighteningly long length of time.

Lord Magtok
2007-06-17, 04:19 PM
I'm not a worm anymore, and you can go feed yourself, you filthy animal.

Castaras
2007-06-17, 04:20 PM
Castaras heads back into the portal, back to the kitchen. The portal closes behind her, fading away into nothingness.

Lord Magtok
2007-06-17, 04:34 PM
Magtok starts packing his bags, and his player gets ready to headback hme to his usual computer.

We should be heading back home soon. Expect us to disappar for about an hour or two without warning.

PirateMonk
2007-06-17, 04:58 PM
PirateMonk walks in, grumbling about internet connections, player absence, and how its player always insists on reading everything he missed.

Saurous
2007-06-17, 06:42 PM
Saurous glances about, attempting to avoid shouting out "Where the heck is everybody?!".

Lord Magtok
2007-06-17, 06:52 PM
Magtok and his player smash through a wall with an Imperial shuttle, and they skid to a stop about two inches from Saur's face. They hop out, and look around.

Magtok, you almost hit Saur! And you ruined the wall!

Sorry. Next time I'll try not to miss. And one of you players can just hand-wave the wall back.

Saurous
2007-06-17, 06:56 PM
"Magtok, you almost messed up my face."

The wall suddenly repairs itself, and the shuttle is removed from the building a few seconds prior to the automatic repair.

Lord Magtok
2007-06-17, 07:03 PM
Saur, anything done to your hideous face would be an improvement. :smalltongue:

Magtok wanders over to the Worms 4 game, and refuses to play with MP, who whines and complains about never getting to ever play Worms 4.

Saurous
2007-06-17, 07:11 PM
"Right, Magtok. As if I didn't see that one coming.

Your face is so vile, there's nothing that could fix it..."

Saurous sighs, and takes a seat on the sofa.

Lord Magtok
2007-06-17, 07:24 PM
I heard that, necromancer. Let me just remind you that the only girl you've ever been able to get is a jailbait anime chick, while one of my clones was kidnapped and drugged by Regina, my Town self is with someone, and that thing with one of V Junior's personalities. (If forget which one it was.)

Magtok continues playing Worms 4, but pauses for a moment to prepare an anti-magic and anti-oriental weapons field.

Saurous
2007-06-17, 07:28 PM
Saurous sighs, and pulls out a regular kitchen-grade butcher knife, and hits Magtok in between the eyes with it.

"I use more weapons than oriental ones."

Lord Magtok
2007-06-17, 07:35 PM
I'll keep that in mind next time.

Magtok falls dead, and the next clone comes and puts the old corpse in the furnace.

We're going to need a new place to put corpses. Saur, do you know of graveyard planets I could use?

Saurous
2007-06-17, 07:38 PM
"There's Inoperante 3."

A portal opens to said planet.

Lord Magtok
2007-06-17, 07:49 PM
Magtok heads to the labs, and then comes back with a pair of buckets filled with dead worms. He dumps the worms through the portal, and then commands a squadron of robots to do what he did with the remaining forty buckets, and tells a dozen of robot-gorillas to take the standard Magtok corpses, and put them all through the portal.

Umm...by the time they're done, the planet should be buried in cyborgs. I'll need another planet for future 'incidents'.

Saurous
2007-06-17, 07:58 PM
"Well, you can find your own, on your own."

Saur shifts around in his seat, wondering if anything more interesting is going to happen.

"I'll think of something in the next few minutes."

Vespe Ratavo
2007-06-17, 08:05 PM
Carlos rides in on a giant wolf, carrying a giant hammer.
I don't suppose anyone else has Warcraft 3?

Keledrath
2007-06-17, 08:12 PM
Bookboy pops in
Me!
He pops out.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-06-17, 08:14 PM
Wanna play a match online?

Saurous
2007-06-17, 08:15 PM
Saurous stands up, and teleports in a box of scimitars. He enchants them to kill Bookboy on sight.

"He said he was leaving, and I'm going to make sure it stays that way."

The swords float about.

Lord Magtok
2007-06-17, 08:28 PM
Magtok begins work on a bunch of decoy books to put in the library.

I can't wait to see the look on BB's face when he tries to use a book to save his arse again. :smallamused:

Saurous
2007-06-17, 08:38 PM
"Am I the only one who believes Bookboy will of course find another stupid thing to use as a shield?"

Lord Magtok
2007-06-17, 08:44 PM
"Not if he doesn't find out about the decoys due to the AMEN thread being two pages past this post due to us filling it with posts in the hopes he won't go back and read everything." :smallamused:

Saurous
2007-06-17, 08:55 PM
"Okay. Quick, someone make a page-filling plot!"

"'K."

The world becomes dark, and the sky turns red. Saurous and anyone else with magical powers lose said powers abruptly, and become armed with a few more modern weapons of their choice. Magtok looses his weaponry-based cybernetics, and is also armed with guns of his choice.

"That is not what I meant!"

A loud moaning comes from outside, as a zombie hoard becomes visible over on a nearby hill.

Lord Magtok
2007-06-17, 09:02 PM
A loud moaning comes from outside, as a zombie hoard becomes visible over on a nearby hill.

A zombie hoard? Oh goody, the zombies are giving us loot! Or did you mean zombe horde? Cuz if its a horde of zombies, we're in trouble. :smalltongue:

I think I'm going to go hide in the armory and wait for 'em to come to me. You coming, Saur? Its probably our best bet. That's where I stored all of my 'impending Saur-provoked zombie invasion' supplies. We should be able to last for five threads without going hungry.

Rex Idiotarum
2007-06-17, 09:04 PM
Rex enters, he is completely drenched in blood.

Let's see if this... A flame ignites in his hand.
Heh, the beauty of Blood Magic.
MC, now that we're in an Anitmagic field, it's time we should learn this.

Saurous
2007-06-17, 09:17 PM
Something smacks Magtok in the back of the head.

"Shut up."

Oh, and Saurous shakes his head.

"Nah, I can handle myself up here. I can easily take out half of the horde using only one pistol. Without using my first magazine."

Vespe Ratavo
2007-06-17, 09:19 PM
Vespe pulls out a +5 Flaming Burst Shotgun, and one of his hands is turned into a +5 Flaming Burst Chainsaw.
Life is good.
He rushes into the horde, shooting and chopping.

Saurous
2007-06-17, 09:23 PM
Saurous sighs, and walks out after Vespe, carrying a few molotovi cocktails, a revolver and baseball bat. He accidentally shoots Vespe in the head, and then proceeds to kick some zombie back end.

Mr. Moon
2007-06-17, 09:24 PM
Rex enters, he is completely drenched in blood.

Let's see if this... A flame ignites in his hand.
Heh, the beauty of Blood Magic.
MC, now that we're in an Anitmagic field, it's time we should learn this.

Moon Called is pushed into the room. "Huh? What? I mean, yes, I've totaly been paying attention, but just for fun, how about you tell me what's going on."

Meanwhile, Saphire decides to stroll over to Photobucket.

Keledrath
2007-06-17, 09:25 PM
Bookboy pops in, steals every one of Magtok's guns and cybernetic attachment, and leaves saying
Yes, I've kept up with the thread.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-06-17, 09:25 PM
Gah! I've been shot! My time grows short!
After an overdramatic death scene, Vespe dies.
He promptly rises as a zombie.
YOU SHOULD REALLY KNOW BETTER THAN TO SHOOT SOMEONE DURING A ZOMBIE INFESTATION. NOW YOU DIE.
Vespe rolls a natural 20.
Saurous dies.

Saurous
2007-06-17, 09:34 PM
"Vespe, zombie virus is not spread by air, it's spread by bite. So you just die until a zombie desecrates you- ah, screw it."

Saurous sighs, and decides to walk back inside the building, ignoring Vespe.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-06-17, 09:36 PM
"Vespe, zombie virus is not spread by air, it's spread by bite. So you just die until a zombie desecrates you- ah, screw it."

Saurous sighs, and decides to walk back inside the building, ignoring Vespe.

GET BACK HERE YOU COWARD. AND BESIDES, ZOMBIE RESEARCH IS INCONCLUSIVE. IT COULD BE SPREAD THROUGH THE AIR. YOU, YOU KNOW WHAT? SCREW THIS. I'M GOING TO GO PLAY WARCRAFT III.
Vespe leaves.

Saurous
2007-06-17, 09:45 PM
"Oh for the love of- Why does no one actually take plots seriously?"

Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins
2007-06-17, 10:05 PM
Fullbladder strolls in, a massive shotgun slung over his shoulder.

"Awright. Who touched my crossbow?"

He takes in the zombie-based seen.

"Oh. I see.

"'Knockin' 'em down's not hard; it's keeping 'em down that's the tricky part!'"

And with his quote said, he brings the shotgun to bear, taking a zombie out.

"I swear, if I survive this, I am hunting your player through the known multiverse until I have his head on a paltter, Saurous."

Vespe Ratavo
2007-06-17, 10:13 PM
Vespe comes running in on the back of a giant wolf, shooting lightning from a giant hammer.
This awesome song starts playing. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUgNBTLLvro)

V Junior
2007-06-18, 03:12 AM
Junior groans.

The One Rule of Plots: Whenever you think it can't get worse, it gets worse. YAAAAAAAH! Junior leaps into the fray, and decides to shoot the plot to heck by destroying all the zombies and returning everyone the the base. She starts singing 'Lifestyles of the Rich And Famous' by Good Charlotte.

Saurous
2007-06-18, 09:36 AM
The zombie horde stops attacking, and they all stand erect. They then collapse to the ground, dead (again). Saurous walks over to one, and observes it for a second.

"Hmm, they seem to have died of BPS, Boring Plot Syndrome."

V Junior
2007-06-18, 10:08 AM
mJunior opens up a mobile phone and dials a number.

No, it's real this time Sandy. Real.
You are joking.
If they get any nearer, we're toast! TOAST!!!
Oh shoot. What do you need?
The melters, the mini-dynamites and detonators, lots of apple juice and a plane. Oh yes, some walkie-talkies.
As you wish.

Castaras
2007-06-18, 10:15 AM
Castaras quietly sneaks out of the portal, quickly heading to the library through the shadows. A lightening bolt strikes where she was before, and she runs through the library, random books being lightning bolted as Castaras runs by. She jumps into one of the shadows again, disappearing.

Damnit. :smallannoyed:

Vespe Ratavo
2007-06-18, 10:22 AM
Ahhhh!
A scream comes from Carlos' room, then a smash is heard.
Carlos comes walking out.
What happened?
I just heard myself sing.
And...
I am never singing again as long as I live.
Good idea.

Castaras
2007-06-18, 10:23 AM
Ahhhh!
A scream comes from Carlos' room, then a smash is heard.
Carlos comes walking out.
What happened?
I just heard myself sing.
And...
I am never singing again as long as I live.
Good idea.

And that is why I never listen to anything I sing. At least, not until its saved on the net somewhere/posted/whatever I was going to do with it. I hate hearing myself sing.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-06-18, 10:28 AM
It was horrible! It was like....I can't even describe it.
It's ok...
No it's not! I'm scarred for life.
Uh...huh.
I'm going to take my mp3 player and toss it into Mount Doom so all record of this terrible affront to The Beatles may be erased from memory forever.
There's your problem, man. You're trying to sing The Beatles. That's like trying to write the Great American Novel (TM) on your first go at writing. It can't be done.
You may be right. Still, this mp3 player is going into Mount Doom.
Just toss it into the volcano. Same thing, less walking.
Good idea.
Carlos walks outside and throws his mp3 player into the volcano, then walks back in.
That's better.

Saurous
2007-06-18, 10:38 AM
Saurous walks over to mJunior.

"Do I even want to ask what's about to happen?"

Castaras
2007-06-18, 10:39 AM
Castaras peers out of one of the shadows.

You still going to try and kill me Player?
No.
Good.

She comes back out, watching V Junior and Saurous.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-06-18, 10:41 AM
Don't worry Saurous. The AMEN base is an anti-plot zone. Any plots will be handwaved away, ignored, or beaten, mutilated, and left for dead.

V Junior
2007-06-18, 10:42 AM
It's not about to happen, Saur. It's something that will happen. When it does happen, however, I need to be prepared.

Meer. Meerkat meer kat kat.

What?! Gahh! To stations!! ALL MEERKATS TO STATIONS! TO STATIONS!!!

And Mr. Ratavo, it's not a plot. It's... well, when they arrive, they will destroy us if we are caught unprepared. Not a plot. A gamble. A long-odds gamble that might just work! TO STATIONS!

Vespe Ratavo
2007-06-18, 10:44 AM
This can't be good.
Your text! It burns us! It burns our eyes!
Carlos pulls out an IACT, as does Vespe.
What ever it is, we'll deal with it the AMEN way.
By riddling it with bullets?
Yep.
Awesome.

Castaras
2007-06-18, 10:45 AM
I'll deal with it the sensible way then.

Castaras fades back into the shadows, a pie imp appearing in front of the shadow.

Squeak? Sque? Squeak squeeeeeeak... :smallannoyed:

Saurous
2007-06-18, 10:50 AM
This can't be good.
Your text! It burns us! It burns our eyes!
Carlos pulls out an IACT, as does Vespe.
What ever it is, we'll deal with it the AMEN way.
By riddling it with bullets?
Yep.
Awesome.

"That's funny. I thought the AMEN way to deal with something was to either ignore it, or godmod your way around it."

"That's just how a lot of the less clever members do it."

"Oh, right."

Exachix
2007-06-18, 10:51 AM
Exachix looks at the Pie-Imp, then vespe, and then Saur.

"or It depended on who you were at the time. So what are we fighting back at?"

V Junior
2007-06-18, 10:55 AM
Junior goes into her lab, and begins tinkering with stuff. Screams are heard, along with technology noises, groans and BOOMS. Junior comes out with something behind her. Three Colossal+++ things, actually. They are like giant meerkats, but they're fitted with two dozen rayguns, 9 lasers, punchers, explosives and a self-destruct button. Each.

Accotiates, I present the WarMeerkatsTM Fitted with all the latest WarItemsTM, these creatures are perfect if you need to do something violent- and quickly. These are the only three, and I'M NOT SELLING!

((I can only say their name in the acient language of the Eistillit. You don't wanna hear. Gotta go, doctor's))

Vespe Ratavo
2007-06-18, 11:01 AM
Does this mean we won't be riddling anything with bullets?
Well....:smallamused:
Oh yeah...
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Yep.
Carlos begins to fire at Saurous while Vespe fires at SP.

Castaras
2007-06-18, 11:05 AM
Castaras reappears out of the shadow, summoning popcorn. She munches on it, watching the fight. A pie imp walks over to her.

Bets?
200 on Vespe.

Saurous
2007-06-18, 11:07 AM
"Woah!"

Saurous does several Matrix-style dodges, effectively avoiding the bullets.

SP simply handwaves the bullets away, and then waves a very large robotic creature into existance with similar appearance to Dog from Half-Life 2 to handle Vespe.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-06-18, 11:09 AM
All right, I'll take SP.
Got it.
Vespe pulls out two chainsaws.
Dodge this.
The chainsaws are hurled at Saurous and explode.
Carlos handwaves away the giant robot, then handwaves away SP.

Castaras
2007-06-18, 11:16 AM
Hmm...you sure you want to do that miss?
...You're a pie imp controlled by me. I'll get the money back if I lose anyway. Win win situation.
...Darnit.

The pie imp sighs and sits down, stealing some popcorn.

Saurous
2007-06-18, 11:19 AM
Saurous waves a hand, and barriers surround the chainsaws. They explode, but cause no damage to Saurous. The necromancer then unsheathes two scimitars, which promptly ignite. He throws them at Vespe.

SP wonders how he could be handwaved away, and is somehow waved back.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-06-18, 11:23 AM
Vespe also does a Matrix dodge and the scimitars fly past him.
Nice try, Drizzt.:smallamused:
Carlos handwaves a Horde army into existance, and they attack Saurous and SP as (of course) this song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUgNBTLLvro) blasts in the background.
A little hooked on Warcraft 3, are we?
Yup.

PirateMonk
2007-06-18, 11:28 AM
PM handwaves the orcs out of existence.

((You can do that?))

"Yeah..."

Vespe Ratavo
2007-06-18, 11:29 AM
The orcs vanish, but the Trolls, Forsaken, Tauren, and Blood Elves continue to attack.

V Junior
2007-06-18, 11:31 AM
Junior grins.

1000 on WarMeerkat No.1

One of the WarMeerkats fires a blast at Suar, SP, Carlos and Vespe. It destroys them.

1000 gp, please. :amused:

Saurous
2007-06-18, 11:32 AM
Vespe now finds that the fire swords are tracking, as they promptly stab Vespe in the back. This is about the equivalent of getting hit by a flamethrower that burns individual molecules. And they're very sharp scimitars.

Saurous sighs, and a large undead army rises from the ground around him. The undead easily tear through the horde.

SP watches, handwaving away any enemies that come within 5 feet of him.

SP doesn't die, but Saurous does.

"Junior, players can't be killed by PCs."

Saurous's ghost promptly becomes corporeal again.

"And I'm incapable of staying dead for long."

Castaras
2007-06-18, 12:12 PM
No.

The pie imp grins, while Lizzie summons an anti-godmod field around Castaras and the pie imp.

Lord Magtok
2007-06-18, 12:16 PM
Magtok looks at Bookboy's last post in the thread, and suddenly becomes a pathetic cybernetics-less and unarmed cripple. His arms are nothing but stumps without his cybernetics, he is missing an eye and half his mouth, and he doesn't have any legs, either.

Bookboy, I was trying to ignore you for a little while and pretend you were just a minor nuisance. But now you've gone too far. I'm going to utterly destroy you now. Every single person you've ever met will either laugh at you, bow their heads in shame for being related to you, or scream and run away at the sight of your mutilated body.

Saurous
2007-06-18, 12:39 PM
Saurous glances over at Magtok, grimaces, and then scratches his chin.

"Magtok, is this a bad time to say that I sabotaged your cloning chambers? Again?"

Keledrath
2007-06-18, 12:40 PM
Bookboy pops in
How are you gonna do that with no arms, no legs, only one eye, and half your mouth?
He pops out.

Rex Idiotarum
2007-06-18, 12:50 PM
Prepares to cast a Poison Burst spell on Bookboy's location next time he enters.

What the hell? Too many rules? There are no rules here. There are however consequences.

Saurous
2007-06-18, 12:54 PM
"I always thought that when someone says 'Screw this place, I'm out of here' it means they're going to leave and stay away."

Castaras
2007-06-18, 12:57 PM
Castaras summons a few pies.

Hmm.

She chucks a few to the pie imp near her. It takes the pies, and explodes in a mess of pie. Pie flies everywhere. Nice, sticky pie that coats everything, and everyone.

Lord Magtok
2007-06-18, 01:03 PM
Magtok glares at Saur and BB, as a robot picks him up and puts him in a wheelchair.

I'll find a way to kill him. I haven't *cough* figured that part out yet, but I will. I've faced *cough* death more times than anyone *wheeze* else in existence. If I can do that, then I can get revenge while *gasp* confined to a wheelchair.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-06-18, 01:15 PM
A voice crackles over the intercom.
Attention all Associates. If you do not already, please get AIM, or use the browser AIM. It is vital important would be nice if you do so. Doubleplusgood. That is all.

Castaras
2007-06-18, 01:16 PM
Castaras hmms, shifting the wheelchair to look like the bottom half of a Dalek.

It's the Dalek master who I can't remember the name of! Daveros or something! And weird intercom voice, I already has.

Lord Magtok
2007-06-18, 01:19 PM
A voice crackles over the intercom.
Attention all Associates. If you do not already, please get AIM, or use the browser AIM. It is vital important would be nice if you do so. Doubleplusgood. That is all.

MP appears next to whoever is using the intercom.

It won't cost me anything or make me download some **** for three hours, will it, Intercom person? :smallconfused:

Magtok looks at the Dalek thingy, thanks Castaras, and then shoots BB's room.

Saurous
2007-06-18, 01:23 PM
"Voice from the Ceiling, I already have AIM, but I think I need to update it. I haven't used it in almost a year."

Vespe Ratavo
2007-06-18, 01:24 PM
MP appears next to whoever is using the intercom.

It won't cost me anything or make me download some **** for three hours, will it, Intercom person? :smallconfused:

Magtok looks at the Dalek thingy, thanks Castaras, and then shoots BB's room.

There's a browser AIM. Just google AIM.

V Junior
2007-06-18, 01:27 PM
Junior sighs.

Yes, players CAN die. It takes a bit of work, though, and it's not worth the hassle. Getting Saur to stay dead? Double hard! She grins and hisses something into Saur's ear.

Stay dead next time, Saurous, or I'll turn you into Saurina and set my love-bot on you, and that's a promise. Oh, yeah, I'll also bring back all the NPCs I've ever created- but under MY CONTROL to get you to stay dead. GET THE PICTURE?

Lord Magtok
2007-06-18, 01:29 PM
Magtok manages to overhear something about a "lovebot" and decides to hide in his room for a little while.

Saurous
2007-06-18, 01:33 PM
Junior sighs.

Yes, players CAN die. It takes a bit of work, though, and it's not worth the hassle. Getting Saur to stay dead? Double hard! She grins and hisses something into Saur's ear.

Stay dead next time, Saurous, or I'll turn you into Saurina and set my love-bot on you, and that's a promise. Oh, yeah, I'll also bring back all the NPCs I've ever created- but under MY CONTROL to get you to stay dead. GET THE PICTURE?

Saurous glances over at Junior in horror, and then shakes her hand briskly.

"I'mgladwecouldhavethischat,butIbelieveIneedtobegoi ngnow."

He then rushes off to hide somewhere.

Castaras
2007-06-18, 01:48 PM
Castaras looks around.

Anything else gonna happen?

Exachix
2007-06-18, 01:51 PM
"Not by the looks of things."

PirateMonk
2007-06-18, 02:16 PM
Feline paratroopers arrive outside. PM looks out a window.

"Does this latest excuse for a plot count?"

Castaras
2007-06-18, 02:20 PM
Don't think so.

Lord Magtok
2007-06-18, 02:23 PM
Feline paratroopers arrive outside. PM looks out a window.

"Does this latest excuse for a plot count?"

It will if we give it a name. Mini-plot, I dub thee "The Invasion of The Kitten Commandos!"

...Okay, I'm bored. Anyone else wanna ignore the plot and try to keep this Dr. Bath guy from stealing Most Villainy from me AMEN?

Castaras
2007-06-18, 02:28 PM
Castaras summons some more pies.

PirateMonk
2007-06-18, 02:28 PM
It will if we give it a name. Mini-plot, I dub thee "The Invasion of The Kitten Commandos!"

...Okay, I'm bored. Anyone else wanna ignore the plot and try to keep this Dr. Bath guy from stealing Most Villainy from me AMEN?

"We can mount a smear campaign. First, I summon some little girls. Then, we send them to the discussion thread where they can tell everyone about how Dr. Bath saved them. Then we laugh."

Meanwhile, the "kitten commandos" deploy mortars and open fire on AMEN.

Castaras
2007-06-18, 02:35 PM
My player can get some little girls perfect for the job.
I can?
Yes. Remember Helen? And the cuteness attacks?
Oh yeah...those...

Lord Magtok
2007-06-18, 02:35 PM
"We can mount a smear campaign. First, I summon some little girls. Then, we send them to the discussion thread where they can tell everyone about how Dr. Bath saved them. Then we laugh."

Meanwhile, the "kitten commandos" deploy mortars and open fire on AMEN.

Wait...Dr. Bath is always naked and in the tub. If little girls did make a claim like that, he'd be accused of child endangerment or something! Go right ahead, PM. I'll try to send out some troops to stop the kitten kommandos.

*Grumbles* Once I figure out how this damned Dalek thing works!

Castaras
2007-06-18, 02:43 PM
Hey, if this guy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davros) can do it, so can you, Magtok.

Saurous
2007-06-18, 02:44 PM
"Magtok, perhaps you should order something that you can operate with stubs for arms and legs?

Like a mentally-controlled hover-chair of some sort?"

Lord Magtok
2007-06-18, 02:49 PM
Good gods, that guy is hideous, Castaras! How can you British people watch a show with such an ugly cyborg thingy?

And no hoverchair. Those things remind me of a wannabe villain from some cartoon my player saw whose name will go unmentioned so nobody realizes how much of a loser he really is.

Castaras
2007-06-18, 02:51 PM
Good gods, that guy is hideous, Castaras! How can you British people watch a show with such an ugly cyborg thingy?

Castaras glances at Magtok, trying to not grin.

CurlyKitGirl
2007-06-18, 02:53 PM
"Yeah, I know where you can get one dirt cheap. Plus, you can custonise it with all your cybernetic gadgets and doodads."
Curly then feeds the familiar who has been starving for 24 hrs. Finally. Ummm, Tuna substitute aka: minced paladin in brine. Smudge slaughters any kitten commandoes who try to eat her food.

"And about Dr. Bath. Just claim he saved oyur life. No true supervillain would spare his enemies life once he was at his mercy. Simple solutions are the best."

Saurous
2007-06-18, 02:55 PM
Good gods, that guy is hideous, Castaras! How can you British people watch a show with such an ugly cyborg thingy?

And no hoverchair. Those things remind me of a wannabe villain from some cartoon my player saw whose name will go unmentioned so nobody realizes how much of a loser he really is.

"How about a mentally controlled anything that can help you move?

Or, you could just, y'know, try and get new cybernetics so you can actually walk."

Lord Magtok
2007-06-18, 03:02 PM
Castaras glances at Magtok, trying to not grin.

Oh come on, I know I'm not exactly James Bond, but at least I don't have green skin, humongous wrinkly thingies, and a robot eye on my forehead.


"How about a mentally controlled anything that can help you move?

Or, you could just, y'know, try and get new cybernetics so you can actually walk."

I would...but there's been a virus in the sytem recently, and I'm afraid of testing anything new on myself. :smallfrown:

Saurous
2007-06-18, 03:04 PM
"Um, Magtok? At least he doesn't have only one half of a face, and tiny stubs for appendages. Along with your normal innate appearance, you are probably much uglier than Davros."

Rex Idiotarum
2007-06-18, 03:07 PM
Rex crafts Steampunk style prosthetics for Magtok.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-06-18, 03:07 PM
Attention AMENites, the official AMEN AIM chatroom is amenchat. If you wish to join, invite yourself to a buddy chat, and put amenchat as the room. That is all.

CurlyKitGirl
2007-06-18, 03:13 PM
Attention AMENites, the official AMEN AIM chatroom is amenchat. If you wish to join, invite yourself to a buddy chat, and put amenchat as the room. That is all.

"AMEN, the original site; a wikiAMEN an another chatroom. Vespe's secret plot is obviously to to over the internet and thus THE WORLD through AMEN based websites!! Wow. How many AMEN ralted websites are there?"

Saurous
2007-06-18, 03:14 PM
"1, the AMEN wiki. The original forum is no longer in service, and the chat room isn't really a website."

zeratul
2007-06-18, 03:16 PM
Zeratul wanders in. "So what's the chaos quoteint today? How many corpses we want?"

Rex Idiotarum
2007-06-18, 03:21 PM
We are moving for extensions in Neopets, Gaia, and other RP sites.

zeratul
2007-06-18, 03:31 PM
"Neopets? C'mon we can do far better than that. WE WILL CONTROLL THE WORLD OF WARCRAFT!!!!!!"

Saurous
2007-06-18, 03:43 PM
"And, of course, all is brought to an abrupt stop."

Vespe Ratavo
2007-06-18, 03:49 PM
Neopets? Yeah, I remember that. Good times. Sorta. Forums are better though. Was pretty addicted for a while. One of my friends is on Gaia.

I guess I wouldn't mind going back to Neopets.

Seriously though, Neopets?

Saurous
2007-06-18, 03:50 PM
"Why would we want Neopets? I mean, come on. You need to think a bit bigger than that."

Lord Magtok
2007-06-18, 03:53 PM
Magtok's player handwaves the ceiling and makes it a glass one, then falls through it, guns blazing. He takes down several kitten kommandos, and then tosses a hand-wave grenade at another group of them to turn them into cabbage.

Magtok?

Yeah?

I'll handwave you and your stuff back to normal if you gimme Worms 4.

Deal.

Magtok gets the rest of his body back, and then promptly voices his opinion about extending AMEN into Neopets with a swift display of his middle finger.

Keledrath
2007-06-18, 03:55 PM
Bookboy pops in, steals Magtok Maggot's stuff, as well as his player's hands, then pops out, saying
Can't handwave without hands!

Vespe Ratavo
2007-06-18, 03:55 PM
We must expand! To as many sites as possible! AMEN shall conquer tha intarweb!

Lord Magtok
2007-06-18, 04:00 PM
Fine, then I'll footwave.

MP umm...footwaves? his hands back, then wears out BB's welcome with another handwave. He then handwaves Magtok's stuff back, and puts up a anti-teleporty device to keep BB from poofing in.

Rex Idiotarum
2007-06-18, 04:00 PM
Rex finishes the Steampunk parts and puts a loadstone-like spell on it, so if lost or stolen, the part will return to the equiper.

Here you go, Magtok.

Keledrath
2007-06-18, 04:01 PM
Bookboy pops in, steals Maggot's stuff, and his players ability to anything-wave. Then he pops out.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-06-18, 04:03 PM
But we must never go to Myspace. Never. AMEN shall never go to myspace.com ever!
Carlos shudders a bit.
They're not human there. They're pure and uncorrupted evil. They make us look like The Teletubbies.

Lord Magtok
2007-06-18, 04:04 PM
The steampunk stuff comes back to Magtok, and he has a cleric heal his player's ability to anything-wave. He then puts an "anti-popping in and out" field around the entire base, and decides to not vote for BB as sidekick.


They're not human there. They're pure and uncorrupted evil. They make us look like The Teletubbies.

They aren't eviler, Vespe. Just more idiotic. Like the current group of Townies...

Keledrath
2007-06-18, 04:06 PM
Bookboy appears
You already didn't vote for me.
He disappears.

Lord Magtok
2007-06-18, 04:08 PM
Bookboy appears
You already didn't vote for me.
He disappears.

I was going to, but then you broke the deal about a dozen times before the polls were open. So instead, I'm voting Vespe!

Vespe Ratavo
2007-06-18, 04:08 PM
They aren't eviler, Vespe. Just more idiotic. Like the current group of Townies...

*ba dum bing*
True Magtok, true. That's why I said the Town is dead. If the old Town was a regular person, this new Town is a dead and mutilated corpse kept moving by maggots. No offense Maggot.


I was going to, but then you broke the deal about a dozen times before the polls were open. So instead, I'm voting Vespe!

:biggrin:
And for that, you win a cookie.
*gives cookie*

Lord Magtok
2007-06-18, 04:10 PM
:biggrin: And for that, you win a cookie.
*gives cookie*

Yay! I get a cookie! But how is that punk still getting in here? I put up a energy field thing to keep him from doing that!

Mr. Moon
2007-06-18, 04:10 PM
Saphire walks in from Photobucket, two IMG tags proudly tucked under her arm. She tapes them to the wall, next to her other pictures, then turns. "I present to you a work of sweet, blood and pencil shavings. Many akward possecions were posed, many formed so as to prevent smudging. But I did prevail. I present to you, my first comic, Moon Called's training montage!" She steps away dramaticly, reavealing two pages.

http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r286/Moon_Called/MCtrainingmonotagepageone.jpg
http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r286/Moon_Called/MCtrainingmonotagepagetwo.jpg

She pauses, and shrugs. "They look better in real life then they do on the computer."

Rex Idiotarum
2007-06-18, 04:15 PM
Amazing. I love anything that involves me, though.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-06-18, 04:20 PM
Not bad, but I really do believe they're better in real life.
Why is it people don't draw me?
Um...they do. Saphire drew you. And Mr_Saturn draws you all the time, as do I.
How come I never see any of your drawings of me?
Already told you. Scanners broken.
Oh right.

Mr. Moon
2007-06-18, 04:35 PM
Saphire looks around, sighs, and decides that the others are to scared to comment. She rolls her eyes and walks away, wondering how best to make things move along.

PirateMonk
2007-06-18, 04:37 PM
((Great!))

A grenade flies in through a conveniently open window and lands in front of the picture-comic-thingy.

Saurous
2007-06-18, 04:39 PM
"They, um, look great. Although, I'm not going to doubt that they look a bit better outside of the computer."

Mr. Moon
2007-06-18, 04:40 PM
A grenade flies in through a conveniently open window and lands in front of the picture-comic-thingy.


Saphire sighs and hand-waves it away.

"Moron."

She sets up a powerfull sheild made from Plot-stuff to protect her art from other attempts at destruction.

Lord Magtok
2007-06-18, 04:41 PM
Saphire looks around, sighs, and decides that the others are to scared to comment. She rolls her eyes and walks away, wondering how best to make things move along.

I'm not going to comment, because if I say something nice, you'll twist my statement and say I'm going soft. If I insult your work, you'll get all offended and everyone will gang up on me and kick me out of AMEN.

Saurous
2007-06-18, 04:44 PM
"Heh. As Zeratul said in the Epic Saga thingy, Magtok's a coward, but a smart one."

"More emphasis on the coward part, rather than the smart part."

PirateMonk
2007-06-18, 04:45 PM
PM's descriptive text gains sentience.

Okay, so, page 40. Any thread name ideas?

Mr. Moon
2007-06-18, 04:46 PM
I'm not going to comment, because if I say something nice, you'll twist my statement and say I'm going soft. If I insult your work, you'll get all offended and everyone will gang up on me and kick me out of AMEN.

"Yes, but your player could have said something, and then I wouldn't have done anything because he and I are freinds.

"Wait, what?"

"Well who do you think I come up with evil back stories with?"

"I always assumed you were PMing Marying."

"Sometimes it's cute how nieve you are."

Saurous
2007-06-18, 04:50 PM
"What's a nieve?"

*Sigh* "She meant naive, idiot."

PirateMonk
2007-06-18, 04:52 PM
"What's a nieve?"

*Sigh* "She meant naive, idiot."

"Or maybe niece. :smalltongue: "

Lord Magtok
2007-06-18, 04:55 PM
"Yes, but your player could have said something, and then I wouldn't have done anything because he and I are freinds.

"Wait, what?"

"Well who do you think I come up with evil back stories with?"

You came up with that playground apocalyspe backstory on your own. I just gave you the thumbs-up and said okay.

Wait a sec...did she say 'friends'? You've been working with the enemy this whole time?!? :smallmad:

I told you, it was just that one Zeratul and Curly playground apocalypse game. And all I did was say "Okay Saphire, Magtok got to kill pretty much everyone in AMEN.

Oh. Well...umm...thanks. :smallredface:

Saurous
2007-06-18, 04:58 PM
"All I have to say is, he did a pretty lousy job of it."

"He killed you."

"Well, yes, I must've, um, gone easy on him?"

"Doubtful."

"Alternate universe?"

Mr. Moon
2007-06-18, 04:59 PM
You came up with that playground apocalyspe backstory on your own. I just gave you the thumbs-up and said okay.

Wait a sec...did she say 'friends'? You've been working with the enemy this whole time?!?

I told you, it was just that one Zeratul and Curly playground apocalypse game. And all I did was say "Okay Saphire, Magtok got to kill pretty much everyone in AMEN.

Oh. Well...umm...thanks.

"And then there was the time when... Crap, I can't remember what they were exactly, but there were THREE OF THEM! You're my allie now." Saphire smirks.

She pauses, then glares at PM. "Yes, I spelt that wrong. Shut up."

CurlyKitGirl
2007-06-18, 05:01 PM
You came up with that playground apocalyspe backstory on your own. I just gave you the thumbs-up and said okay.

Wait a sec...did she say 'friends'? You've been working with the enemy this whole time?!? :smallmad:

I told you, it was just that one Zeratul and Curly playground apocalypse game. And all I did was say "Okay Saphire, Magtok got to kill pretty much everyone in AMEN.

Oh. Well...umm...thanks. :smallredface:

Snort of laughter from above. "Are you kidding, about the only person you successfully wiped out in the purge was Vespe. Saurous the character is dead but SP is still playing Maur. As purges go that is the worst one ever. But I am liking the fact the thread gets free advertising. Of course, knowing Vespe he'll join soon (Hint) and the Great AMEN Purge will have a body count of 4; Saur, Fullbladder, V Junior and PirateMonk. Great purge

Mr. Moon
2007-06-18, 05:04 PM
Saphire sighs. "It was a good idea. Except the others got it in their heads to join and ruin my back story."

Rex Idiotarum
2007-06-18, 05:08 PM
What, you ever expect Rex to die? I mean, he is @#$%in' scary, as everyone tells me. To make him, I asked "What if Caligula had Magic Powers?" And bam, Rex was born.

(Actually, it was a bit more work than that.))

Lord Magtok
2007-06-18, 05:09 PM
"All I have to say is, he did a pretty lousy job of it."

"He killed you."

"Well, yes, I must've, um, gone easy on him?"

"Doubtful."

"Alternate universe?"

I think I have a good explanation. It was a suprise attack, Magtok sent the robots in with an anti-magic field, and made sure there were thousands of 'em.

The survivors escaped through Castaras's portal, while Saur and some others stood by the front door, sacrificing themselves so that the others could escape. Rex stood there and fought for the fun of it, and then disappeared when he got bored.

Did you just make that up?

Yup. As I've probably said before, I'm a super f***in' genius. :smallamused:

Mr. Moon
2007-06-18, 05:14 PM
Yes, but Cassie turned trator on me and rejoined forces with Magtok. So that wouldn't work."

"What are you doing here?"

"Mocking MP, why?"

"You aren't supposed to be hearing this!"

"Why not?"

"Because it'll affect your futer reactions."

"Not if you don't let it."

"Why did I have to make you so logical?"

Saurous
2007-06-18, 05:16 PM
"It's one of the rules of RPing. PC's are almost always either as intelligent as or more intelligent than their player."

"Seriously. It's creepy."

"Always have to make a stupid interjection, don't you?"

"Yes, I do."

Lord Magtok
2007-06-18, 05:17 PM
Yes, but Cassie turned trator on me and rejoined forces with Magtok. So that wouldn't work."

She turned traitor later on. After being turned to the darker side or something by the Shadowy People from Somewhere. Is that good enough? :smallannoyed:

CurlyKitGirl
2007-06-18, 05:28 PM
I think I have a good explanation. It was a suprise attack, Magtok sent the robots in with an anti-magic field, and made sure there were thousands of 'em.

The survivors escaped through Castaras's portal, while Saur and some others stood by the front door, sacrificing themselves so that the others could escape. Rex stood there and fought for the fun of it, and then disappeared when he got bored.

Did you just make that up?

Yup. As I've probably said before, I'm a super f***in' genius. :smallamused:

CP says happily, "You know, if you actually let AMEN members know that backstory you could work it into the plot without having any more gaping plot holes. Have AMEN member X confront you or something and argue it out before A,B,C and D happens.
Anywhoo, that sounds like a reasonable fixer-upper solution."

"You can stop interrupting now you know. Everyone here now knows about your Saga. Although I don't know why so many AMEN Asociates joined. And, SP, I'm at least as intelligent as my player."
"Hey." Curly gets slapped on the back of the head again. Then she turns into a cat. "Oh. I was trying for something else."
"See. It should fix itself soon though."

Lord Magtok
2007-06-18, 05:40 PM
CP says happily, "You know, if you actually let AMEN members know that backstory you could work it into the plot without having any more gaping plot holes. Have AMEN member X confront you or something and argue it out before A,B,C and D happens.
Anywhoo, that sounds like a reasonable fixer-upper solution."

They insist on appearing in the game without warning. How am I supposed to talk about it with them if they just pop up? MC even came and told everyone all about it several pages ago.



"Although I don't know why so many AMEN Asociates joined. And, SP, I'm at least as intelligent as my player."

Think about it for a second. Apocalypse usually means sometime in the future, and there was an evil empire involved, so of course I was gonna sign up, what with the robots and the evilness and everything. Then, MC had her great idea, so she signed up. After that, all hell broke loose and everyone joined the bandwagon.

And this may seem rude, but I've been wondering... How did you make the thread and idea together? Are you and Zeratul brother and sister or something? :smallconfused:

CurlyKitGirl
2007-06-18, 05:45 PM
They insist on appearing in the game without warning. How am I supposed to talk about it with them if they just pop up? MC even came and told everyone all about it several pages ago.




Think about it for a second. Apocalypse usually means sometime in the future, and there was an evil empire involved, so of course I was gonna sign up, what with the robots and the evilness and everything. Then, MC had her great idea, so she signed up. After that, all hell broke loose and everyone joined the bandwagon.

And this may seem rude, but I've been wondering... How did you make the thread and idea together? Are you and Zeratul brother and sister or something? :smallconfused:


:smalleek: :smalleek: :smallfurious: :smalleek: :smalleek: OMG NO!!! We're even active at different times. I live in GMT ttime like Cassie and Exy. As far as I know Zer is GMT-5. I just had this really fantastic idea. Zer and I had already been PMing each other a lot, I mentioned it to him, we sorted it out and I asked him to set up the thread. Note to self: go alter sig to advertise. CP then has a small heart attack because of the suggestion. She is then resurrected by her PC.

Lord Magtok
2007-06-18, 05:49 PM
Sorry.:smallredface:

MP disappears, and on his way out, he gives the thread a swift kick to the rear and tells it to stop going so slowly.

Saurous
2007-06-18, 05:52 PM
"I know what will get this moving a bit faster. How about we discuss the next thread name, like PM suggested a few posts ago but was completely ignored?"

Raistlin1040
2007-06-18, 05:53 PM
Raistlin emerges from the Workbench of Solitude with a long sword.
It is done!
He presses a small button on the hilt and the sword begins glowing. He shoots it like a gun and bolts of energy fly off, one killing V Junior. He then presses a second button, causing the sword to nearly double in length.

Saurous
2007-06-18, 05:55 PM
Saurous cheers.

"Yes! Someone finally managed to kill her!

Now, can we move on to killing Magtok, Vespe, and then yourself?"

Lord Magtok
2007-06-18, 05:56 PM
Magtok walks over to Saur, and positions himself so the necromancer is between him and Raistlin's new weapon.

Hmm...thread 11? How about umm...hmm...can't do that September idea cuz it'd be too political...how about a thread named after Castaras? I don't think we have any pie threads yet.

Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins
2007-06-18, 05:56 PM
A massive, dark green fiddler crab scuttles out of one of the various entrances or shadows of the room, pausing once to get it's bearings. It moves quickly over to the television, where it's massive claw latches upon Magtok's favored gaming console. The smaller claw works at unplugging the item.

Then it begins scuttling back in the opposite direction, stopping only once it clears the threshold of the room. At that point, fearing pursuit, it.... changes. Well, there's some limb-spinning involved. Once this is finished, a heavily armoured Fullbladder runs off at a greater speed, console under his arm.

He seems to be going to sell it.

Raistlin1040
2007-06-18, 05:57 PM
Raistlin responds by killing Magtok, Vespe, and then Saurous with his new sword.

Keledrath
2007-06-18, 05:57 PM
Bookboy appears in the form of a mind flayer, eats everyone, including the players, brains, and leaves.

Raistlin1040
2007-06-18, 05:58 PM
Raistlin and RP respawn.
That was unpleasant.

Saurous
2007-06-18, 06:00 PM
"Well, son of a <boop>."

Saurous's ghost floats there for a moment, waiting for his respawn to begin working.

Lord Magtok
2007-06-18, 06:01 PM
Magtok's player appears in the form of an unfriendly welcome mat by the door that says "No Bookboys allowed!"

Magtok is killed, and then recloned. He mutters something about Raistlin being Saur's puppet, and then heads to a closet to retrieve one of his thousands of copies of his favorite video game console. He glances at any players who might find the existence of this closet unfair.

What? You thought I wasn't prepared for this kind of stuff? I have stuff stolen from me all the time now, I have to be ready.

Saurous
2007-06-18, 06:02 PM
"I give you ten minutes before Bookboy comes back and steals those."

Raistlin1040
2007-06-18, 06:02 PM
Raistlin looks at saurous's ghost. As soon as he respawns, he kills him again. He then proceeds to kill Moon Called with an arrow. He then stirs up the crab into some crab cocktail.
I think he's killed everyone here at least once now.

Lord Magtok
2007-06-18, 06:05 PM
Wait a sec...Raistlin killed MC? I thought he had a thing for her? Or is Raistlin a woman now? Gah, I'm so confused!

@VV: Thanks a lot Raistlin, you just killed the thread.

Saurous
2007-06-18, 06:08 PM
Saurous's ghost glares at Raistlin.

"I find you a very unpleasant person, Raistlin. I didn't even respawn yet!"

He then glances over at Magtok.

"Please don't talk about that."

Raistlin1040
2007-06-18, 06:08 PM
RP walks over.
He's still a man. That's the ninja/whore employed by him as the avatar. And he does have "a thing" for Moon Called. But he's kind of pissed she's with Saurous. It's not like he can't revive here.

The ninja/whore drops down. Next poster either is killed by her or gets laid. Flip a coin. Heads is laid, tails is dead.

Rex Idiotarum
2007-06-18, 06:14 PM
* Coin lands on side. *
Uh...
* Thump *
6...

Raistlin1040
2007-06-18, 06:15 PM
Hmmm. Assume it landed on tails Rex.

Same as before. Heads=laid. Tails=death.

Rex Idiotarum
2007-06-18, 06:18 PM
Rex senses the attack and dodges, initiating an epic battle.
* 8-Bit music with Latin Lyric starts playing *

Saurous
2007-06-18, 06:19 PM
Saurous respawns, and cheers about the fact that he wasn't the next poster.

Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins
2007-06-18, 06:24 PM
Fullbladder storms up from the crab cocktail mix.

"Damn you, Magtok! And I only got five bucks for that thing, what with supplies getting higher on the black market and everything! Can I not even have the satisfaction of causing some small smattering of greif?"

Then he waltzes over to Raistlin.

"You Boiled My Beast Mode. The cost of repairs to my armour will come out of your hide."

He then thrusts on a hat and storms out.

Lord Magtok
2007-06-18, 06:24 PM
Magtok gets bored, and decides to take a nap and have his batteries recharge. He leaves a robot with a crude painting of his face around to be his substitute until he comes back.

Raistlin1040
2007-06-18, 06:25 PM
Raistlin shrugs.

The ninja/whore wait for the next poster.

Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins
2007-06-18, 06:28 PM
A dozen Camerazards set upon the decoy robot, scratching and scrabbling across it's metallic hide. The also begin to defficate in it's crude, robotic mockery of the human ear.

Fullbladder somehow manages to shoot the Ninja/Whore with the GB Crossbow from wherever he stormed off to.

Raistlin1040
2007-06-18, 06:29 PM
The ninja/whore has immunity to godmodding. She's fine.

Waiting...waiting...waiting...

Saurous
2007-06-18, 06:33 PM
"I'm not dying again today!"

Saurous smashes a ninja-ish smoke bomb into the floor, and disappears into the smoke.

A coin is also flipped, and it somehow gets stuck on it's edge.

Lord Magtok
2007-06-18, 06:33 PM
Magtok flips a coin in the air, and leaves it there so it'll land when the next person posts.

Saurous
2007-06-18, 06:51 PM
When the coin hits the floor/table/wall/whatever, it inexplicably bounces off, and continues flipping.

Lord Magtok
2007-06-18, 06:58 PM
Magtok looks at Raistlin's offline symbol thingy, and then snatches the coin before anyone else can take it. He then uses a duplicatey machine to make more coins, which he takes with him as he heads to a local arcade.

Saurous
2007-06-18, 07:03 PM
Saurous poofs back, and snatches the frozen coin off of the table. He tosses it up into the air, and it multiplies into thousands of other coins, which then combine and turn into several thousand dollar bills. He catches the wad, and smiles.

Lord Magtok
2007-06-18, 07:08 PM
Normally Magtok would try to steal the wad of cash or something. Instead, he continues to play arcade games, mostly playing a few shooting games, and scaring the crap out of everyone who sees him.

PirateMonk
2007-06-18, 07:32 PM
((I call the new thread.))

Saurous
2007-06-18, 07:40 PM
((Okay, whatever.))

Saurous puts the wad into his pocket, and walks into the TV room. He glances about at the bloody corpses that had been scattered across the room.

"What the heck happened here?!"

Maur comes out of the mess of bodies, covered in blood.

"Um, I may have gone on a mass killing spree and somehow got all these bodies teleported here?"

Saurous picks up a child's corpse, and shakes it to make sure it's dead.

"Well, I don't detest mass killing much, but did you have to do it in the TV room?"

"'Couldn't be avoided."

*Sigh* "I'll go get the broom..."

Lord Magtok
2007-06-18, 07:41 PM
((Fine. Just try to be online when we're at page fifty. Remember, we fill out half of the page before moving on.))

To get the thread moving again, Magtok accidently steps on a small Hot Wheels car, trips, and then falls down the stairs to the basement.

Owww! Who was the bastard who left a Hot Wheels car on the ground!

PirateMonk
2007-06-18, 07:46 PM
Saurous raises a hand.

Saurous
2007-06-18, 07:50 PM
He scatches his head with said hand.

"What? My skull itches occasionally."

He grabs a broom, and attempts to sweep up the corpses. He obviously has trouble succeeding.

"Dang, these people are hard to sweep up once they hit Rigor Mortis."

Raistlin1040
2007-06-18, 07:53 PM
((Pirate monk's already had a thread. It's my turn!))

PirateMonk
2007-06-18, 07:56 PM
((Pirate monk's already had a thread. It's my turn!))

((...No I didn't.))

Saurous
2007-06-18, 07:57 PM
((I'm pretty sure PM hasn't made a thread yet.

Well, I must direct your attention to another topic. What is it going to be named?))

PirateMonk
2007-06-18, 08:06 PM
((Evil Inc: Psyke_D
AMEN (Godmodding/Goodhating): Rex
AMEN III (Revenge of the Munchkin): Rex
AMEN IV (Return of the Pogo): Rex
AMEN V (Rise of the Magtoks): Rex
AMEN VI (Secret of Saurous Rock): Magtok
AMEN VII (Casino Ratavo): Saurous
AMEN VIII (REAL One): Fus.
AMEN IX (They just wouldn't stay away): Korith
AMEN X: Castaras.))

Lord Magtok
2007-06-18, 08:08 PM
Here's some ideas!

AMEN XI: The Cast-astrophe!
AMEN XI: Pie Another Day
AMEN XI: Goldenpye
AMEN XI: Raiders of the Lost Pie
AMEN XI: In Memory of the Town (Date it started-The day the thread is made.)

PirateMonk
2007-06-18, 08:11 PM
AMEN XI: In Memory of the Town (Date it started-The day the thread is made.)

((Good, but how do we figure out the first date? Dig through wxdruid's Threads Started?))

Lord Magtok
2007-06-18, 08:14 PM
((Good, but how do we figure out the first date? Dig through wxdruid's Threads Started?))

Umm...lets go ask a former Townie. Sneak, Lykan, Supagoof, and a handful of other should be able to help with that.

Saurous
2007-06-18, 08:35 PM
Saurous finally finishes sweeping up the bodies, into one pile, and then sweeps said pile into the furnace. He then hands Maur a bucket and mop.

"What's this for?"

"Clean the blood and other internal fluids off the walls, floor, and ceiling. I was nice and moved the corpses, you can clean up the easy stuff such as someone's hemoglobin."

Maur mumbles something, and proceeds with the cleaning.

((Yes, this is an attempt to get the thread moving again. Oh, and personally, I believe choosing a thread that doesn't require research such as finding the date the Town started.))

Lord Magtok
2007-06-18, 08:38 PM
((I believe choosing a thread that doesn't require research such as finding the date the Town started.))

Magtok limps back upstairs, with a crushed Hot Wheels car in his bony little robo-claw.

Aww, but I wanted to make PirateMonk dig and PM people! It'd keep him busy, and then we wouldn't have any Kitten Kommando attacks!

Magtok looks up for a moment.

Hey Maur, how'd you get the gore to stick up there like that? That was pretty neat.

Mr. Moon
2007-06-18, 08:42 PM
Oh, and personally, I believe choosing a thread that doesn't require research such as finding the date the Town started.))


((That's Saurous talk for "I'm lazy and don't want to get pinned doing it." :smallamused:))

"No one's seen Sneak for a while, from what I heard. Why don't you just leave out the date?"

Meanwhile, Moon Called watches Maur in silence, pretending to read a newspaper. He'd had over a week. Surely he'd decided by now?

Lord Magtok
2007-06-18, 08:48 PM
Magtok gets bored again, so he decides to listen to Weird Al's The Saga Begins. Lucky for him, his head has a built-in I-Pod thingy.

Saurous
2007-06-18, 08:50 PM
((That's Saurous talk for "I'm lazy and don't want to get pinned doing it." :smallamused:))

((Exactly! :smallbiggrin: ))



Meanwhile, Moon Called watches Maur in silence, pretending to read a newspaper. He'd had over a week. Surely he'd decided by now?

((Hold on, I seem to have forgotten what he was supposed to be deciding. The "I'll kill the paladin if you die" thing?))

Maur glances over at Magtok.

"I have no idea. It looks like it dried instantly as it was sliding down the wall, and stayed that way."

Lord Magtok
2007-06-18, 08:54 PM
"I have no idea. It looks like it dried instantly as it was sliding down the wall, and stayed that way."

I meant the stuff on the ceiling, not the walls. How the hell did you get gore there? :smallconfused:

Mr. Moon
2007-06-18, 08:54 PM
((Hold on, I seem to have forgotten what he was supposed to be deciding. The "I'll kill the paladin if you die" thing?))

((That's it exactly.))