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Lord Torath
2016-03-29, 01:30 PM
Ever have your PCs vanquish the Evil WizardTM, and then they ask what's in his extensive library? "Uh, well, there's his spellbook, of course. I mean spellbooks (he's got several), and, uh, something on Necromancy, probably." Wouldn't it be great to have a list of books ready to hand?

The titles are listed in the order they appear in this thread. We now have over 1000 titles of varying levels of seriousness.
0001: The Art of Necromancy – Kezmebal
0002: Kadul’s Transmutation – Aman Kadul
0003: Alchemy and Artifacy – Dhoari Sehnisal (translated from Elven by Bartholomew Cubbins)
0004: Raelechan's Treatise of Basic Thaumaturgy - Raelechan Ka'elle, Archmage of Golden City
0005: Ley Lines on the Old Continent - Gorinuza the Explorer
0006: Explanation of Maahali Gestures as Used in Spellcasting - Parinis Woraquan
0007: Kompendijum ov Advansedad Madgikz - Hoffgar the Half-orc
0008: Fighting Pimples With Magic - An Herbalist's Guide to Looking Good and Loving Yourself, By Hamal Sezanni
0009: Mental Power. Why You Don't Need to Be a Psion to Get Things Done - By Rodof Meklituch, Order of the Green Star
0010: Call of the Wight - By Black Abandon
0011: Inferno. What I Saw: Risks and Opportunities, By Aeneas Trojan
0012: Vanitas Viventium: Aut Flavii Coracis De Inutili Humatione
0013: Displacer Stew, or Cooking with Magical Beasts by Correlon Silvanis
0014: Charm Person! 1001 Tips and Tricks to Make Your Sex Life Magical by Magister Velus
0015: A Guide to Hunting Dragons by Velius Greenleaf (Translated from Elven by Bennis Alderman)
0016: Why Elves are Idiots by Vrethinaxilus (Translated from Draconic by Bennis Alderman)
0017: Necromancy and You! by Kladus the Bloody
0018: Sigils of the fifth order, elemental properties, and principals of non-interaction - Percival Boonth, Mage guide registrar of Wildoak
0019: So you want to play with fire: An evoker's primer - Howell Kneknet
0020: Magical threats of the outer planes - Anonymous
0021: Lead into Gold - Meetwak Bolitar
0022: An analysis of the thinning membrane between the prime material and elemental planes in specific localized areas as evidenced through rigorous experimentation and short sojourns through the ethereal plane - Feezle Boddycock, Mage in good standing of the College of Springmill, Eleventh circle, dues paid in full.
0023: Magic in the Ancient World - Fritz Graf
0024: The Occult in Mediaeval Europe - Maxwell-Stuart
0025: Magic in the Middle Ages - Kieckhefer
0026: Magic, Witchcraft and Ghosts - Ogdln
0027: ΘΩΘ Handbook of Alchemy and Thaumaturgy: 93rd Edition - J. Frost, ed.
0028: Almanac of Supernatural Phenomena - A. Quillin
0029: Introduction to Golem Engineering - F. Simon, H. Sharpe
0030: Not Good Enough: My Life as an Intelligent Zombie, by Ron the Zombie and Frost Haklebet
0031: Light and Darkness: An Opposition Reexamined, by Cangrande Visconti
0032: The Cloth of Man: New Procedures in Skin Tissue Preservation and Reuse. Records of the Eight Necromantic Symposium of Mebion, edited by Drum Tibia.
0033: Can We Raise Vegetables? Current Discoveries, by Phrenikos Azobiou.
0034: Eternal Servants: Loss of Self in Intelligent Undead, by Drum Tibia.
0035: The Blood Flower. An Pamphlet Regarding The Caucasus Crocus and Prometheus' Torment as Described in Lucan's Pharsalia, by Maul of the Forge.
0036: Their Pain, Your Gain: Sufferance Harvesting and Optimization of Torture, by Semele Hacker.
0037: A Few Recent Discoveries Concerning Flying Undead, by Blodwyn Infaneg.
0038: Undead and the Sun, by Fulk Fitzhook.
0039: How I Killed Your Servants: Adalgise Marhon's Memoires from the first Wantenian Crusade. By Adalgise Marhon and Sept Belief.
0040: The Honourbound Weakness. Why Honour Needs to Be Substituted By Greed. By Frost Haklebeth
0041: Theories on the Cause of Genius Loci - Tene Handlen.
0042: Implications of Subatomic Physics on the Process of Transmutation - Nicolette Gensly.
0043: Living Cities: a Failed Hypothesis or Merely Against the Biases of the Visual Counsel? - Andrew Kral.
0044: The Importance of the Eye in Spellcasting: a Review of the Differences between Seeing and Blind Mages - Ignatius Belslem
0045: Empty Matter and Probability Travel - Chloe Zell
0046: The Pelor Delusion - J. Nalth
0047: Guild Mages Hate Her! This Mage Halved the Time of a Mass Teleportation and You'll Never Guess How! - Sanford Biriliu.
0048: Using Magic for Fun and Profit by C. L. Kelus
0049: Understanding the Outer Planes by Tan Ari
0050: Why Evocation Isn't Useless by Mal Main
0051: 'Abusing the power of Charm Person.' By Hair Asment
0052: 'Dead? Not anymore!' By G.P. Gravemonger
0053: 'Illusions 101. No more reality!.' By F.P.F.S.D.A.Q.C. Draflacondit, gnomish professor.
0054: 'Classification and Uses of the Magical Beasts of the Material Plane' by Kazin Olsten
0055: 'Alternate Roads to Immortality: Vestigial Existance, Transmutation, and Psionic Sandwiches', a series of essays by members of the Emerald Eye
0056: 'Moral Considerations in the Use of Ninth Circle Spells' by Lyra Tanglefoot, First Maegister of the Purple Tower
0057: 'Fun with Fundamentals: a Primer on Prestidigitation' by Professor Patrick Paarman
0058: 'Dewey Decimal System vs. Bugsby's Retrieving Hand: A Taxonomy Of Cataloging Techniques For The Studied Spellcaster' by Millicent Anriganta
0059: 'First Things First: an extensive checklist for making checklists and ordering your life' by Prof. Scintilla
0060: 'Reducing nullification of orthothaumaturgic effects in Karano-Semanski fields' by Dr. Kilindash
0061: 'The flesh-eating creatures of the Katalo Valley and how to avoid them' by Captain Shiro
0062: '12 uses of dragon blood (free lemon drop included)' by Prof. [unreadable]
0063: 'The Glorious Life and More Glorious Undeath of Kazabo the Great (part 1, featuring the first century)' by Kazabo the Great
0064: My Father, the Devil. An Interview to Ezzellino da Romano, by Sordello da Goito
0065: The Man Who Stole My Sister. How Unlawful Journalism Caused the Decadence of Court Troubadorship, by Ezzellino da Romano
0066: Deeper! A Book About Dwarven Greed, by Sirolonwe Mancalmo
0067: Ramas vs Kai: Two Translations Compared, by Johnet Devil
0068: Occupy Lair! How to Avoid Henchmen Uprising, by Pharangus Photius
0069: A Pamphlet Concerning the Status of Things in Undead Management, by Anonymous
0070: Will the Chicken Denounce me? New Insights into Intelligent Animal Induced Paranoia. By Chipper Boster
0071: The Wars I Fought, The Mistakes You Made: Gen. Fallacy's Memoires, Part 1, by Gen. Strawman Fallacy, edited by Robert Growth
0072: One Pill To Rule Them All: How Xanathax Changed Our Lives, by Longshot Wilson
0073: Cutting Edges. Why a Dagger is Better than a Club, by Lothar Marmalof
0074: Depression and Compression: Phisical-trauma-induced Psychiatric Diseases, by Pharang Photius
0075: Gallows Are Fun! An Introduction to a Legalized Mainframe to Public Execution for your Lair, by Asebio Portenti
0076: Psychology of the Undead - Morticia Fiore
0077: Stop Breathing and Embrace Undeath! vol. LXVIII - set of scrolls published yearly by ancient lich Raxaradan
0078: Raising Skeletons for Beginners - author unknown
0079: Put it down! (An Apprentice's Guide to Artifacts) - Omar Shaleb Bahmaat, archmage of Riandor
0080: To Master the Art of Embalming - practical guide consisting of 17 scrolls by unknown southern mage
0081: Draaxi Collection - leatherbound collection of scrolls dictated by ancient dracolich to unknown (and soon devoured) author
0082: Blood and Flesh - a record of discussion between vampire and sentient ghoul
0083: Myths and Superstitions Among Dragons - Nur Bethoryn
0084: The Autotheogenic Heresy: An Epistemology of Ascension Methodologies - Clavis Neve
0085: Reject Reality and Replace It With Your Own: Studies in Shadow Illusions - Neera Musicbag
0086: A Handbook of the Planes - Magnus Rota
0087: The Paradox of the Tusked Baby - Rev. Sir Daman Valiant D.D. O.o.H. S.o.F
0088: A Book on Spirits - The Apostate
0089: River Gods and Tree Spirits - Ellion H. Naveran
0090: The Tooth, The Seal, The Void: Dalver Nar
0091: Journal of <too damaged to read>
0092: The Speculations - Snotial U. Cepseht
0093: The Scrolls of Uncertain Provenance: Sources and Anotations - The Church of the Jazidim
0094: The Tenebrous Paradox: The So-Called Loremaster of Moil
0095: The Severe Secret - Anonymous
0096: New Methods for Modeling Interactions Between Astral and Ethereal Extradimensional Spaces - Portable Baggen and Hoal Holden
0097: Time is Power: A Chronometric and Statistical Approach to Intensity, Effectiveness, and Duration of Spells - Geldin the Mauve
0098: The Dungeonmaster's Guide - Core Handbook
0099: Crucimigration for Dummies: A Do It Yourself Guide - Tenobrius the Lichloved
0100: 10 Centuries Against the Undying: A Memoir - Fluffy the Marut0101: Lay and Lie: Is He Really Dead, Or Is He Leaving You?, by Ursula Aphasia
0102: The Twilight Bone. Some Skeletons Are Best Left In Peace!, by Jack Elantine
0103: Iskanderun and His Blast: Story and Inception, by Ozocubus
0104: Know When To Run. How to Live To Fight Another Day, by Wise Bob
0105: Keep Your Ground! A Dwarven Paladin's Guide To Not Giving An Inch and Staying Alive Through Honourable Means, by Thomfur Boldstar
0106: A Dictionary to Mushroom-Speak, Compiled by Lelas Mongrel
0107: The Outsider Bon Vivant: Of Wine and Sylphs, by Trubius Farm
0108: 1000 Items that Changed Necromancy as We Know It, Explained by Drum Tibia
0109: Music of Death: Why Do Swans Sing?, by Tobi McRooster
0110: Under the Northern Star Lies Tuomela, by Ekki Illapanni
0111: The Destiny of Kobolds - P.P.
0112: Metamagical Principles - Quertus
0113: Q&A's Guide to Spells: Basic Spells
0114: Q&A's Guide to Spells: Intermediate Spells
0115: Q&A's Guide to Spells: Advanced Spells
0116: Q&A's Guide to Spells: Spells on the Planes {describes planar effects on spells, spell keys}
0117: Q&A's Guide to Monsters: Tips for Identifying, Fighting, Placating, and Running Away From Common Monsters
0118: Q&A's Guide to Monsters: Harvesting and Transporting Valuable Organs
0119: Q&A's Guide to Writing Your Will
0120: A World ruled by Dragons, and how I turned them all into Fluffy Bunnies - WSD, DoW.
0121: A World ruled by Vampires, and how I turned them all into Lawn Gnomes - WSD, DoW.
0122: The Bwanthar {this "leather"-bound tome details the history of its immortal author's demonic torture of all things mortal}
0123: Archery and You - How to be a Coward Without Wearing a Pointy Hat.
0124: The Herd and You - A Guide to Feeding Your Community {by Squinnamort, Illithid Savant / Thrall Herd}
0125: A Feast of Knowledge {a "scratch and lick" book by Squinnamort, Illithid Savant / Thrall Herd}
0126: Guide to the undead slave trade, by Khan Ravensblood.
0127: Books Unwritten: A Guide to the Dream King's Library.
0128: Retire to Ravenloft {a pamphlet explaining how they have entire forests of trees and abundant water, and it's such a wonderful place}
0129: - The Grey Wizard's Pipeweed Companion - G. Stormcrow
0130: - The Codex Codex, A Listing of Tomes Rare and Arcane, & Their Purported Contents and Propertys
0131: - Why Kenders are a Menace to Society, and How to Get Rid of Them
0132: The poisonous book of poisons - Belle Ad'nna
0133: Fae-Watching: a guide - Mender Cello
0134: Fear the Horde! (Or Not): A Discussion on the Pros and Cons of Using Mindless Undead
0135: The Kvathork Principle: A Treatise on Awakenings
0136: 'Between You And Me: A Treatise on Magical Barriers And Destruction Thereof' by Cellendra Millitosa
0137: 'The Love Of Your Life: Contigency Spells For Adverse Circumstances' by Shira Kalonis
0138: 'Line Of Succession: Common Schemes Students Employ Against Their Masters' by Kona Averis
0139: 'Paradoxical Geometry through the Ages' by Costa Shintanta
0140: 'On the advantages of Ice Spells' by Daromed the Glacier
0141: 'Poor Unfortunate Souls: Where To Harvest Your Life Energy' by Ursula Octones
0142: 'The Beginner's Handbook on Common Pitfalls in Demonic Contracts' by Karanata Livandosz
0143: 'The Advanced Handbook On Obscure Pitfalls in Demonic Contracts' by Karanata Livandosz, finished after her death by her pupil and successor Kona Averis
0144: Hopefully It's Dead: And Other Vain Hopes, by Surdid Morlak
0145: Of Life, Death And Cymbals. What We Need And What We Want, by Eleutheros Malikiou
0146: A Comparative Study Of Wishing Wells. Are They Replicable?, by Otto Seren
0147: Clavis Alchimiae (Clavis Alchemical)
0148: Introduction to the Arcane
0149: Bestiary of [Region]
0150: Histories of [Region]
0151: On History
0152: On Religion
0153: Liber Ivonis
0154: Liber Mortis
0155: Book of Eibon
0156: Book of Lod
0157: Cthäat Aquadingen (things of the water), author unknown
0158: De Vermis Mysteriis
0159: On the Sending Out of the Soul
0160: Pnakotic Manuscripts
0161: Revelations of Glaaki
0162: Tarsioid Psalms
0163: Azathoth and Other Horrors
0164: Commentaries on Witchcraft (Robert Fludd)
0165: The Daemonolorum
0166: Of Evill Sorceries done in [Region] of Daemons in no Humane Shape
0167: Occultus (Heiriarchus)
0168: The Soul of Chaos (Hengist Gordon)
0169: Thaumaturgicall Prodigies
0170: The Witch-Cult in [Region] (Dr. Margaret Alice Murray)
0171: Astronomiae instauratae mechanica
0172: Astronomiae instauratae progymnasmata
0173: The Grimoire Compendium: A list of magical texts - Various Authors
0174: Tomos Botanicus: The Herbolary of Magic - Archmage Teronius and Grand Druid Aardvarius
0175: Spirits and their quirks; a guide to being at one with the cosmos - an anonymous monk
0176: Archmage to Wu-jen; a comprehensive guide to spellcasting traditions - Frank, Archivist of Boccob
0177: Speaking with Illithids (Book 1 of the Underdark Trilogy) - Gasiad Highbranch
0178: A Myconid at Midnight (Book 2 of the Underdark Trilogy) - Gasiad Highbranch
0179: The Eye of the Beholder (Book 3 of the Underdark Trilogy) - Gasiad Highbranch
0180: Adventures on the Shining Sea - Verra Bronzeshield
0181: Common Oozes and How to Eradicate Them - Annen Wribrook
0182: Draconic-Infernal Dictionary
0183: Guide to the Inns and Taverns of Sigil - Markus the Unspeakable
0184: Great Wheel, Great Tree: Cosmology in the Fifteenth Century - Bori Gunulbar
0185: The History of the Dead Three, and Other Tales - compiled by Ulil Moruro
0186: The History of Tymora and Beshaba - Iriel Harlonde
0187: treatise on traps v1 by ralkin brachyr
0188: treatise on traps v2, field combat by ralkin brachyr
0189: treatise on traps v3, magical traps by ralkin brachyr
0190: begginer merger on lei and mechanical engineering by ralkin brachyr
0191: advanced merger on lei and mechanical engineering by ralkin brachyr
0192: self constructing robotics by ralkin brachyr
0193: a whispered suggestion; oliver cormorant
0194: racial anatomics and arcane evolution by barricha longleaf
0195: Symboldex by huuran althola
0196: scrying for beginners by huuran althola
0197: on good necromancy; a study by huuran althola
0198: will and the inevitable; oliver cormorant
0199: - Sepulchral Musings, by Vermias Laravan (a bold defense of why Necromancy is theologically acceptable)
0200: - Soul-induced magicks and residual magicks, an Introduction, a collaboration between the Wizarding Academy of Ardin and the Church of Boccob.0201: - First-order magicks and second-order magicks, an advanced Guide, by the Church of Boccob.
0202: - The strain of magic on our minds and how to handle it, by Drogyn Lerson.
0203: - The current state of research on Transmutation, by Honorary Archwizard Eleanor Kain.
0204: - Baleful Polymorph : an Arcane Thesis, by Honorary Archwizard Eleanor Kain.
0205: - The reversibility of Transmutation's undulatory trace, or my challenge to the Elven school of thought, by Honorary Archwizard Eleanor Kain.
0206: - Is Eleanor Kain a Fraud?, by Master Wizard Andiniel Falnëor.
0207: - An account of the Transmutation Controversy, and how Master Falnëor spent one year trapped inside a bottle, by Zell Taran.
0208: A detailed biography of Swordsmaster Alonna de Valpierre, by Zell Taran.
0209: Tales and Poems of Balgan, by Zell Taran
0210: Soul Density: Find the Right Gem for Your Target, by Zeman Fondly
0211: On the Ethics of Pixie Dust as a Spell Component - Astra Glitterwing (translated from Sylvan by Raielan Sy'Ar)
0212: I Spied for the Faerie Queens: Branwen Kitsune TELLS ALL! - Branwen Kitsune
0213: To Capture a Swamp-Nymph - Alcazar Blackvale
0214: The Masks we Wear - Jacquen H'ghar
0215: The Power of Symbols - author unknown
0216: Advanced Needlework: Stitches that Hold - Riven Skarrgrim
0217: Mummification for Advanced Studies - Hetsut Ahnemtophet et al.
0218: Liver, Bladder and Other Squishy Bits - Irvan Wquerish
0219: Experimental Alchemy for Magical Practitioners - Osmahax the Unclean
0220: Blasphemous Rituals Volume XIII - Durok the Weaver of Shadows
0221: Lost in Translation: Why Isn't Your Spell Working?, by Augustus Sequentis
0222: Alternate Endings. A Compendium of Cases in Which the Knight Didn't Save the Damsel, by Ulrike Vonvongard
0223: How To Survive a Night with An Undead, by Erwig the Tomb-Tainted
0224: Shrinking: What's the Limit?, by Bob the Bomber
0225: Magickaholic: Who Needs Sunshine?, by Haribert Funklauncher
0226: War and Pieces. My Battlefield Collection, by Vendor the Grafter
0227: The Eldritch Theurge as Alternative to a Gunship. Practical Considerations, by Gen. Danton Kradus
0228: Is Eating while Casting Unhealthy?, by Bobocop Copperman
0229: Magickea, Current Era Catalogue.
0230: The Lost Heap, or, Why the Best Die First (and How to Profit from It), by Bacchanus Metalli
0231: Life, Death and Undeath of Xzp'arsxzy'r'ltis the Lich - Xzp'arsxzy'r'ltis the Lich (autobiography)
0232: Magic in Blood - Autopsy of Elf - Ismaraz the Devourer
0233: Magic and Blood - Practical Guide to Sorcerors - Malakarai the Red
0234: Blood Magic - Practical Guide - Ahemar Qaradis
0235: Dark Arts: Artisan's Guide to Black and Gray - Mrazand Mazaridin
0236: Necromantic Circles and Their Various Effects on Summoning, Binding and Banishing - Caspar Viridinis
0237: Stone Circles of [insert world] - Uraz Graabraz
0238: Astronomical Phenomena of [insert world] and Their Various Effects on Summoning, Binding and Banishing - Caspar Viridinis
0239: To Acquire Mastery of Ray Spells - Nirsind I'alvaar
0240: Demonical Effigies of [insert country] - Raisin Marjorie
0241: Combat Trigonometry, or: How To Not Incinerate Your Allies - Renault 'Red' Blaine, Evoker Extraordinaire.
0242: Thoughts on the Conquest of Encier - Laszlo Strasser, Suel Archanamach
0243: A True History of the Suelese Conquest - Tarquel V, Last Queen-Bishop of Encier.
0244: How Bad Could It Be? Vol. I: Why Friends Don't Let Friends Near the Deck of Many Things - Mercer, Elven Rogue.
0245: How Bad Could It Be? Vol. II: Why One Should Not Question A Beholder's Life Choices - Mercer, Elven Rogue and onetime Statue.
0246: How Bad Could It Be? Vol, III: Why Friends Don't Let Familiars Near the Deck of Many Things Either - Mercer, Silver Wyrm, onetime Statue and erstwhile Elven Rogue.
0247: The Fourth Voyage Across the Sea - Lord Salvadore Perissus
0248: Threats Transcending Borders, a Treatise Written For All Kingdoms - Wesley Garrosh
0249: Wesley Garrosh is a Damned Liar - Riker Garrosh
0250: Lighting A Flame In The Phlogiston, and Other Errors: A Critique of Fleet Strategy in the Second Unhuman War - Captain-Commodore Icarus Moonshadow, Elven Imperial Navy (discharged)
0251: Five Proposals for the Improvement of Crop Yields by Means Arcane and Divine - Stanson Wilders
0252: Transmundane Agriculture is a Threat to the Common Man - Korali Amberspark, Court Mage to Mayor Openhand
0253: Deregulate Agricultural Magic Now! - Lady Ellacia Derezan, Baron Kyndale
0254: The Economic Miracle of Kyndale - Sun Liling
0255: A Study of the Environmental Hazards Associated with Uncontrolled Sorcery - Korali Amberspark, Court Mage to Mayor Openhand
0256: Transmundane Agriculture: The Future Starts Today! - Stanson Wilders
0257: A Legal Framework for the Outlawing of Magically-Enhanced Farming - Korali Amberspark, Court Mage to Mayor Openhand
0258: Open Letter to Miss. Amberspark, 23rd Myrtul 1492 - Stanson Wilders
0259: Proceedings of 2nd Kythorn 1492: The Trial of Mr. Stanson Wilders for the Crime of Seditious Libel - Arravash Magistrate's Court
0260: Ethics of Transformation Magic on Nonhumans- Koljor Ardelat
0261: An Exploration in the Magic of Fallen Civilizations- Dhara Nolher
0262: Musings on the Consumption of Thoughts - K'llthol Nikqarhll - translated from the initial illithid by Gharen "The Mad"
0263: Natural Heirarchies of All Beings, Mortal and Immortal - Gharen "The Mad"
0264: Notes on Various Effects of Wild Magic on Gnollish Physiology - Gadren Thusorn
0265: An Introduction to Goblinoid Courting - Druv Volgu
0266: Rust Monsters: Housing and Care - Alden Winstanley
0267: The Many Uses of an Unseen Servant - Julius Omond
0268: A Comparison of Longbows and Shortbows
0269: A Criticism of the Cultural Leaders of the City
0270: A Discussion of the Maintenance of the Crossbow-pistol and Sword
0271: A Tutorial of Ancient Sorceries
0272: An Abridged Peacetime Comparison of Tridents and Darts
0273: An Overview of The Courtship Rituals of The Cyclops
0274: Ancient Theurgy
0275: Classic Evocations for Enchanters
0276: Current Studies of The Respiratory System of Trolls
0277: Falsehoods Concerning the Legendary Clerics of the Territories
0278: Goblins' Mating Habits
0279: Minions Serving the Vengeance Gods
0280: Sayings of the Great Birth Goddess
0281: Summoning for the Wizard
0282: The Barony's Ideological Crimes
0283: The Codex of Enchantment
0284: The Legendary Blasphemers of the Plant God
0285: The Peacetime Use of Remedial Evocations
0286: The Rituals of the Forge Goddess
0287: The Skeletal System of Harpies
0288: The Early Chronicle of the Territories
0289: The Social Heirarchies of Minotaurs: Common Superstitions
0290: The Courage God's Sanctuaries
0291: The All-Seeing Plant Gods' Rituals
0292: The Luck Goddesses' Nonbelievers
0293: The Respiratory System of Unicorns
0294: Transfigurations for the Illusionist
0295: The States' Annals
0296: The Priesthood of the All-Wise Animal Gods
0297: Glandular System of the Bugbear and the Hippogriff: Differences
0298: The Shiv and Spear: Manufacture
0299: The Mysterious Temples Built for the All-Seeing Healing God
0300: Abjuration for Magi0301: The Glaive: Covert Use
0302: Hydras' Excretory System
0303: The Guide for Practice Charms
0304: The City's Forgotten Murderers
0305: The Muscular System of Ettins: New Speculations
0306: Maintenance of the Shiv and Stiletto
0307: The Capitol's Infamous Thinkers
0308: Practical Alchemy
0309: Alchemy Vitae
0310: Alchemy Avitae
0311: Alchemy: The Central Magic
0312: Introductory Herbalism
0313: Mystical Herbs
0314: Material and Magical Balances in Alchemical Engineering
0315: Principles of Enchantment
0316: Humanoid Enchantment
0317: Thermoalchemy
0318: Purification of wolfbane extract in owlbear fat solvents.
0319: Longevity effects on enchantment resistance among elven priests
0320: Sobriety as charm vulnerability in adult dwarves - Uther Stonewarden, 1214
0321: Sobriety as charm resistance in adult dwarves - Mordak Gemweaver, 1215
0322: Sobriety has no effect on charm efficacy among adult dwarves - Uther Stonewarden, 1216
0323: The effects of alcohol on dwarven charm resistance evaluated on a per alcohol basis - Mordak Gemweaver, 1215
0324: Sobriety still has no effect on charm efficacy among adult dwarves - Uther Stonewarden, 1217
0325: Alchemical analysis of blood alchohol concentration in dwarves - Abernath The Great, 1219
0326: Charm susceptability as an effect of blood alcohol level in adult dwarven populations - Uther Stonewarden and Mordak Gemweaver, 1220
0327: Maximizing generational size changes in mammal-amphibian crossbreeding
0328: Possible applications for subterranean mushroom spores in production of potion precursors
0329: Fluffy Bunnies vol. I
0330: Fluffy Bunnies vol. II - Too Fluffy
0331: Fluffy Bunnies vol. III - Soooo Fluffy
0332: This Old Dungeon (by Bob Villain)
0333: Proceedings of the 1043rd International Conference on Calling, Summoning, and Teleportation
0334: Don't Do What Donny Don't Does: First Principles of Safe Spellcasting
0335: I Know You're Reading This Title, [Player Character's name]
0336: Break Those Chains That Bind You
0337: Observation of Einstein-Podolsky-Rosen Entanglement on Supraquantum Structures by Induction Through Nonlinear Transuranic Crystal of Extremely Long Wavelength (ELW) Pulse from Mode-Locked Source Array
0338: Flammable Objects: A Comprehensive List
0339: 666 Things to Do In The Lower Planes
0340: Making Friends: My Life As A Golem Crafter
0341: Potions I Have Known And Loved
0342: Military Applications of the Alchemic Transmutation of Essence of Pitchblende
0343: The Shrieking Wind: An Interview With the Abyssal Prince Miska the Wolf-Spider During His Exile In Pandemonium
0344: The Biblionomicon
0345: Asses and Gasses: A Study Of Equines of the Elemental Plane of Air
0346: The Book Of Vexingly Insufficient Light
0347: Lose Weight The Antigravity Way
0348: On the Existence and Measurement of the Six Fundamentals of Individuals.- St. Deco Inwich
0349: How to Cast 'Friends' and Influence People: A Guide to Effective Charms- by Dill Carnough
0350: No More Guano: Basic Magic Foci Construction- by Eve Oaker.
0351: The Infiltration of Incompetent's Isthmus: A Primer on Martial Application of Magic- by Major General Sir Shaka deHannibal.
0352: Combat Abjuration, or: How To Not Get Incinerated - Renault 'Red' Blaine, Evoker Extraordinaire.
0353: Living On A Prayer: Memoirs of a Sacred Exorcist - Maurice Helgred, Sword of St. Cuthbert
0354: The Burning Hate, Being A Revelation Of The Dark Secrets Of The So-Called Shining One - Unknown
0355: The Vital Pact - Argyll Te'Shea
0356: Malconvokation and Malfeasance: On Certain Heresies Against The Sun Father - Archbishop Jozan, Church Inquisitor to the Peloran Faithful
0357: Of Mice and Men: Transmutation, Sapience and the Soul
0358: Of Mice and Men: Using Divination to Prevent Disaster
0359: Of Mice and Men: On My Experience As An Urban Druid
0360: Of Mice and Men: A Treatise on Company (from cohorts to familiars)
0361: Theoretical Concepts Behind Constructing a Philosopher's Stone- by N. Flameel (with intro by Harold Ceramicist)
0362: 5th Dimensional Constructs and their Applications- by Pauli Hidron
0363: The Searing Catalog: Mail Order Items From The Elemental Plane of Fire
0364: A Treatise on Prayer: Spells and Communication across Planar Boundaries
0365: Bynding vnd Svmmoning IV Neophytes
0366: Elemental Psychology Association Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mana Disorders Volume Five
0367: Ardent to Wilder, Being a Complete Treatise on the Psionic Arts, etc. - Lord Saeomon, Cerebremancer.
0368: Suel Expeditionary Field Guide: Underdark - Laszlo Strasser, Suel Arcanamach.
0369: Fearful Symmetry: An Account of the Last Rakshasa War - Sky Marshal Yvonne 'Catslayer' Ugarte, 4th Human Interstellar.
0370: Denying the Urge to Theurge, A Case against the Combination of Arcane and Divine - Caphodel Berrendar, Master Specialist..
0371: Simply Fascinating! Memoirs of a Magus, vol. II - Kalind Leschay, Ultimate Magus.
0372: The 'Mage Armour' Myth: A Rebuttal - Caspian LaMont, Abjurant Champion.
0373: Criminal Dossier #628: Leruun Anstrun, 'Eldritch Disciple' (Heresy, Treason, Vandalism) - Kory Stargazer, Commonwealth Star Chamber.
0374: Criminal Dossier #793: Oslavan Kaligos, 'Eldritch Theurge' (Proscribed Arcana, Murder, Theft of Commonwealth Property) - Kory Stargazer, Commonwealth Star Chamber.
0375: People Change: A Biography of Torgar Coalhair, the Enlightened Spirit - Arilus Gendor, former Innkeeper.
0376: The Holy Scourge: Confessor Ruprecht Varsuun, and His Part in My Downfall - Count Lucius Darvold, Vampire Lord, twice deceased.
0377: Music is Life, Music is Death - Lalage Amatifa, Lyric Thaumaturge
0378: Criminal Dossier #912: Lukaas Duskwhisper 'Nightmare Spinner' (Proscribed Arcana, Espionage, Mass Murder) - Kory Stargazer, Commonwealth Star Chamber.
0379: Nothing to Understand: On the Futility of Comprehending the Wild Soul - Archdruid Vadania, speech given to the Green Conclave prior to its schism.
0380: So You Want to be a Lich - Five Easy Steps to a More Skeletal You by Archmage Morthog the Destroyer
0381: Web of Lies - A Despot's Guide to Power by King William the Terrible
0382: Tides of War - Memoirs of an Old Orc By Grognar Maneater
0383: Bits and Pieces - Making the Most of Your Spare Parts by Rev. Thomas the Fallen
0384: The Meditations of Our Hearts - The Writings of the Lost Men of Dagon by Lord Tiberius II
0385: The Problem with Pixies by Ellandria Stone
0386: How I Got Back Alive - An Apocryphist's Guide to The Elemental Plane of Evil by Erdur Mellanger
0387: An Idiot's Guide to Summoning Circles by Alesheva Moore
0388: Those Wretched Halls - Maps and Records from the Halls of Eternal Torment by Michael Chandler
0389: I Can't Believe It's Not the Human
0390: Can Idle Speculation Save The World?
0391: Understanding Confusion
0392: To Arrogance and Glory
0393: Could It Be Uncertainty?
0394: And She Sang Bawdy Tavern Songs
0395: Captivated by Worried Doom
0396: True Rythm
0397: Victory By The Path of the Moon
0398: The World Without the Center
0399: A Humble Offering To The Gutter
0400: A Meditation On Eclipses0401: A World of Predator and Prey
0402: Anguish and the Trampled Fury
0403: Animal Diseases: Problems and Solutions
0404: Animal Courtship: My Only Mistake
0405: The Book of Knowledge
0406: Book of the Moving World
0407: Can the Sun and Moon Save the World?
0408: Commentary on Trade Maps
0409: Civilization Might Help
0410: Concerning Predator and Prey
0411: Discourse on Perception
0412: Dissection: Problems and Solutions
0413: Do We Understand the Path of the Moon
0414: Elements of the Quadratic Equation
0415: Errors in Anatomy
0416: Explorations of the MountainHome
0417: Exploring Animal Embryos
0418: Factual Humans: A New Approach
0419: For The Love of Making Maps
0420: The Great Stationary Sun
0421: Ignorance in the Modern Era
0422: In Pursuit of the Moon's Path
0423: Inquiries on Trade
0424: Inquiries on the Food Chain
0425: Journey to Knowledge
0426: Journey to the Moon
0427: Joy Explained
0428: Life With Humans
0429: Lonesome Freedom
0430: Master of the Stars
0431: Meditations on Social Animals
0432: Memories and Nothing More
0433: Misconceptions about the Sun and Moon
0434: Mysteries of Civilization
0435: Observation For Students
0436: Ores in the Age of Myths
0437: Principles of Rainfall
0438: Rainfall and Rivers, My Life
0439: Records of Lunar Phases
0440: Reflections on the Body
0441: Secret Observation
0442: Secret Surgery
0443: Social Animals: A Brief Introduction
0444: Strange Animal Diets
0445: Strange Stars
0446: The Facts: My Only Mistake
0447: Equations: The Definitive Guide
0448: The Future of the Stars
0449: Goblins in the Age of Myth
0450: The Human: A Brief Introduction
0451: Secrets of the Economy
0452: The Soul: Fact or Fiction?
0453: The Study of Trees
0454: The Wizard's Guide to Adhesives
0455: The Wizard's Guide to Anatomy
0456: The World of the Warrior
0457: Thoughts On The Poor
0458: Traditional Metals
0459: Treatise on Dwarves
0460: The Dank Hemp Sutra, by Olidammara (attributed)
0461: Uncanny Wind Patterns
0462: Victory By Dissection
0463: Keraunomancy for Beginners, by Shesasalk Garr
0464: And yet it Moves - Advanced Telekinesis, Author Unknown
0465: YS ATUN VRAMA PRESH - Seven Syllables of Royalty
0466: Codex of Supernatural Planar Diseases by Findelwald Tungsten
0467: Deliberations on the Blood Queen of Minauros by Viscount Mammon
0468: Fundamentals of Magic, by Armory 99
0469: The Planetouched: from Fiend to Fomor, by Lexicat Kull
0470: Magical Essences: from Amber to Zirconium, by
0471: Stay 5 Miles Upwind, a Beginner's Guide to Phlogiston, by Ragnar Sunnafried
0472: A Lexicon of Infernal Truenames from A...[Rest ist is burned]
0473: The Stars Behind the Stars , by Kreesam Rahandra
0474: Nigredo - Destruction and the Magnum Opus, by N. Flamel
0475: Why not use Fire? - Creative Problemsolving, by Ashakaraxelehsvanatorus, the Crimson Claw
0476: Behind and Between - the Astral Plane, by Liram Laxat
0477: Magical Creatures and How to Eat them, by Xanxost
0478: I knew you would find this, [Player Character] - A very specific Guide to Divination
0479: The Alchemical Soup - An Augur's Guide to Alchemical Abiogenesis by Dark Lord Therin Stonehammer
0480: Messianic Prophecies of the Great Ocean: Xozs En'wan
0481: The Iron Rose: Lady Melissa Heartwright and the Unseelie Wars
0482: Field Guide to Common Mortal Bipeds
0483: Bettor's Guide to The Blood War
0484: Hot Bodies - A character examining this book will find it to be filled with detailed woodcuts of people burning to death
0485: Guide to the Blood War
0486: What Color is a White Horse - An Illusionist's Guide to Optics by Perrin Fritzcannon
0487: The Coloring Book Out Of Space
0488: The Omnomnomicon: 666 Evil Recipes
0489: Your Stupid Minds: A Guide to Manipulation
0490: 101 Bawdy Hymns
0491: With a Thousand Lies and a Good Disguise: the Bard's Handbook, Vol. 1
0492: The Joker and the Thief: the Bard's Handbook, Vol. 2
0493: Sound the Horn and Call the Cry: the Bard's Handbook, Vol. 3
0494: Mystical Venereal Diseases - a medical journal on diseases one might catch whilst courting the more "exotic" members from beyond the material plane. I can provide some examples of anyone is curious.
0495: How I Did It (a treatise on the reanimation of dead tissue)
0496: The Theory and Theology of the Evil Undead
0497: Classification of Spirits (regarding ghosts and outsiders)
0498: Classification of Spirits (regarding liquor)
0499: Play Being, Entertainment for Sapients, with every monthly issue for the past 500 years
0500: History of Notable Cursed Gems and Jewelry0501: Index of Band Books by the cult of Heward
0502: Construction of Urban Housing Using Non-Standard Building Materials by Zagyg Yragerne
0503: Paranormal Urban Development by Zagyg Yragerne
0504: Stone etched copy of epic spell Zagyg's Towering Inferno
0505: Z'zagats Guide to The Planes
0506: Myghellin's Divinatory Almanac
0507: Interpretation of Dreams
0508: Magic Runes Made E Z
0509: A Brief History of the Fourth Wizard War - vol 1-20. (Abridged)
0510: Madhouse Powerhouse: Harnessing the Power of the Outer Planes Through Delusion
0511: Final Words (a collection of copies of the last pages of journals written by adventurers who died while on quests)
0512: Serpent Sorting (a book on various kinds of snakes. Protected by sepia's snake sigil and contains both that spell and summon monster VII with an emphasis on how to use it to call snakes)
0513: The End Was The Beginning: The Retrocausal Descent of Illithids From Githyanki Stock
0514: Journal of High Energy Metaphysics
0515: The Onyx Tablet of Boccob
0516: The Starving Peasant Diet
0517: Capriciously Callous Cantrips
0518: Effaciously Effervescent Evocations
0519: Divinely Deterrent Divinations
0520: On The Summoning And Binding of the Demon Abcdefghijklmnopqurstuvwxys.
0521: Migmar's Micronomicon: A guide to appropriately sized spells for the Tiny (Contains 40 spells for faeries and other very small spellcasters who will rarely ever need to set something on fire that's 20 feet in diameter)
0522: The Shadow War: Eladrin, Succubi, Rakshasa and Others, by Zerpeflex Krin (On the impact of powerful shapeshifters with political agendas on mortal civilizations. Draws the surprising conclusion that a lot of their impact was actually positive)
0523: Over Half-way There: A Guide to Intermediate Teleportation
0524: Treatises on Time Travel Volume 3: By Vardus the Mad, published 1235 DR
0525: Treatises on Time Travel Volume 2: By Vardus the Mad, published 1242 DR
0526: Treatises on Time Travel Volume 1: By Vardus the Mad, published 1247 DR
0527: Multiversal Principles
0528: The Divine Docudrama
0529: Liberation Through Swearing During the Intermediate State
0530: The Book of Coming Forth Around Eleven-ish
0531: Interdimensional stonemasonry: 86 ways to cook for a Xorn
0532: Advanced Evocation 405: You shall not pass.
0533: Transfiguration and You: About that cat...
0534: Law 522: Rights of the Undead When Sentience Is In Absentia.
0535: Time Travel: A Practical Guide to Relating to Yourself.
0536: The Gredforge Book of Hillariously Cursed Items
0537: Bestiary of Celestial Creatures
0538: Bestiary of Fiendish Creatures
0539: The Celestials guide to mortal planes.
0540: The Fiends guide to slave planes.
0541: Do Outsiders think you are a joke, by Flai Dedorf
0542: The Mortal's Guide to Loophole-Free Infernal Contracts You Can Trust, by M. Phistopheles
0543: 1,001 Ways to Die: Concerning the Subject of Water and its Many Dangers - A collection of historical accounts, compiled by J. Ayell the Scribe
0544: Death From Above: An Intricate Examination of the Common Dire Squirrel
0545: The Art of Dungeon Design, by Karereca Hcilimed
0546: 1,001 More Ways to Die: Concerning the Perils of Adventuring as a Beginning Wizard
0547: Ledgerdomain: The Adventurer's Guide to Tax Avoidance Strategies and Interplanar Accounting
0548: Needs More Magma: Principles of Dwarven Engineering and Architecture, as Related by the Masters of these Arts from the Realm of the Twelve Bays, with Case Studies and Examples, compiled by Urist McScribe
0549: Dungeons and Drapery: A New Dialectic on Interior Design and Destruction
0550: Bugbark's Illustrated Guide to Darkness
0551: Vecna's Hidden Secrets of Neck Romancy
0552: High Priest Mixolatl's Guide to Pediatric Heart Surgery
0553: This Old Dungeon: Destroying Debilitating and Decapitating Intruders to Older Lairs
0554: Guilty Conscience, Vol. XVII: On the Subject of Random Encounters, Sapient Monsters and Remorse
0555: Practical Guide to Necromansery for Every Everydaymans by Pete Gravediggings
0556: I Am the Servant of God: the Intriguing Tale of a Stolen Egg, Life Among Humans and Its Woes and Joys, the Miraculous Youngling and Escaping the Injustice - Autobiography of Xissixlalass the Favoured Soul of Semuanya
0557: I Am the Servant of God: the Dreams of Homeland Unfulfilled, My People - My Sorrow, Unity is Strength and the Great Lizardfolk Convention - Autobiography of Xissixlalass the High Priest of Semuanya
0558: I Am the Voice of God: How to Build Your Empire, Lebensraum for Lizardfolk, Scales Good - Skin Bad and the Last Thoughts Before Battle - Autobiography of Xissixlalass the Pope of Semuanya
0559: I Am the Voice of God: Battles Won and Battles Lost, What Shall We Do With a Captive Human, Where Dinosaurs Lost We Prevail and the Burden of Power I Shall Bear Upon My Shoulders - Autobiography of Xissixlalass the Priest-King of Lizardfolk
0560: I Am the God: the Whole World Lies Before Us, the Glorious Deeds of Mine, I Am Xissixlalass, thy God and Thus Spake the Almighty - Autobiography of Xissixlalass the God-Emperor of Lizardfolk
0561: He Was the Favoured of Mine: Of Humility - unknown author, found in the ruins of the Grand Ziggurat of Xissixlalass
0562: 1000 Magical Insects and 1001 Mystical Insects
0563: Cantrips for Cripples #7 - No Need for Hands When You Have Mage Hand
0564: Alicorns of Arcadia
0565: The Complete Companion to Funny Fungi
0566: Thy Wish Is My Command: The Genie Etiquette
0567: The Magic of Mammaries (by Mordenkainen)
0568: Weird Molds and How to Brew Them
0569: Astronomy or Astrology: The Answer is in the Stars
0570: Raising Undead for Fun and Profit
0571: It Was Inevitable, the Zelekuth Publishing
0572: Inquisition: The History of Unexpectedness
0573: The Tragic Irony: How Forty-Thousand Souls Bled and Died in Fifteen Years of War for the Relics of a Pacifistic Saint
0574: That Which Redeems, Vol. I: Of the Ilmatari Paladin Ser Aljernon and the Succubus Meridiana
0575: That Which Redeems, Vol. II: Of the Knight Ser Aljernon and the Succubus Meridiana
0576: That Which Redeems, Vol. III: Of the Blackguard Ser Aljernon and the Succubus Meridiana
0577: That Which Redeems, Vol. IV: Of the Blackguard Ser Aljernon and the Ilmatari Novice Meridiana
0578: That Which Redeems, Vol. V: Of the Blackguard Ser Aljernon and the Ilmatari Paladin Ser Meridiana
0579: That Which Redeems, Vol. VI: Of the Knight Ser Aljernon and the Paladin Ser Meridiana
0580: That Which Redeems, Vol VII: Of the Ilmatari Paladins Ser Aljernon and Ser Meridiana
0581: That Which Redeems, Vol VIII: Of the Children of the Penitents
0582: Of Rabbits and Grails: A memoir by Tim
0583: Necronomicon Ex-Mortis, Roughly Translated "Book of the Dead" - Legend has it that it was written by the Dark Ones. The book served as a passage way, to the evil worlds beyond. It was written long ago when the seas ran red with blood, It was this blood that was used to ink the book
0584: So You Want To Be Social? A Guide to Good First Impressions
0585: On the Curious Nature of the Unchanging Multiversal Gold Standard and the Utter Inexplicability Thereof, or How to Give an Economist an Aneurism
0586: The Complete Book of Elves: **** you you ****ing **** pointy eared ******y treehugging horse****ing ****eating ******anklyodon arrogant what the dictating spell is still on?
0587: 101 Ways to Cook a Mephit, By Xanxost the Slaad.
0588: Pandemonium and it's Many Mindsets
0589: Athas, and Why You Should Avoid It
0590: Paladine/Bahumut, The Paradox Solved!
0591: A Comparison of Palanthas Shirt Fabrics, Volume 12, Collar Fabrics
0592: Definitely Not Explosive Runes
0593: Okay, Seriously this Time. No Explosive Runes
0594: Okay, the Explosive Runes Stop Now. For reals!
0595: Senur Evisolpxe
0596: Your Still Here? Okay Okay, This Book for Real has the Map!
0597: This is Just too Easy. Okay, I Promise the Next Book has no Explosive Runes.
0598: An Study of Symbol Spells.
0599: Crazy Things Angels can Do with Their Wings!
0600: Vileth's Tactical Handbook vol I - Your Meat Shield and You

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0601: Vileth's Tactical Handbook vol II - Friendly Fire
0602: Vileth's Tactical Handbook vol III - Why Won't It Burn? Tips for Dealing with Spell Resistance
0603: Vileth's Tactical Handbook vol IV - How to Bend the Cosmos Responsibly
0604: "Tarrasques? In my world?" (It's more likely than you think)
0605: Dramatic Science for Beginners Vol. I: Moving at the speed of the plot.
0606: Dramatic Science for Beginners Vol. II: Unobtanium and you.
0607: Dramatic Science for Beginners Vol. III: Convection schmonvection.
0608: The Most Important Piece of Gear You Will Ever Own: An Ode to the Humble Ten-Foot Pole. (Author's Note: This volume was written on three 10ft poles which were processed into paper via the Fabricate spell, using a stylus made from the leftover remnants.)
0609: Hunt, Kill, Eat, Love - A guide to Magical and mundane Animals by Thokk "One Tusk" Deerlover, Druid
0610: Treating Common and Uncommon Maladies Derived From Mundane and Magical Beasts: Thilvarra Silverbrow, Healer
0611: That crazy orc is at it again: Hilarious tales of a Self proclaimed "Animal Lover" - By Thorbin Redbeard of Clan IronAnvil.
0612: Why are we still here? by Jon and Jan, Dvati; Telepath(s)
0613: The Gold is in his Favorite Stuffed Doe - Rayvin, Halfling Rogue
0614: Personal Pronouns and Other Grammar Under Temporal Alterations and Omniscience ~ Cael
0615: Biological Network Nodes of Integrated Single Cell Organisms ~ Cael
0616: A Treatise on Ethical Lichdom ~ Cael
0617: Pre-Histories: A Causal Treatise on the Impending Catastrophe of 1783 ~ Cael
0618: Harnessing Individual Greed to Enhance Society ~ Cael
0619: Trade Embargoes and Other Economic Warfare ~ Cael
0620: A Response to the Criticisms of "The Meta-Ethics of Omniscience and Guidance" ~ Cael
0621: The Meta-Ethics of Omniscience and Guidance ~ Cael
0622: Pragmatic Justification for Avoiding Post Scarcity in a World of Advanced Magic ~ Cael
0623: Astrology for Complete and Utter Plonkers ~ Cael
0624: Tricarboxylic Acid Cycle in Android Voltaic Circulatory Systems (AKA how to make a lemon powered robot) ~ Eliza Watts
0625: Recursive Non-Euclidean Materials and their Observed Properties ~ Eliza Watts
0626: Interaction of Recursive Non-Euclidean Materials and Singularities ~ Eliza Watts
0627: Observed Properties of Spontaneous Portal Manifestation ~ Eliza Watts
0628: Psionic Sub Space Manifestation: Observations of Physical Laws in Other Worlds ~ Jo Pistachio
0629: Evolving Network Relays with Semi-Randomized Weighted Outcomes: Free Will in AI ~ Jo Pistachio
0630: Rat DNA Alteration to Grow Solar Voltaic Nano-Tubules ~ Jo Pistachio
0631: Confessions of a Wizard: Yes, I did it
0632: Rainbows and Butterflies Without the Compromise: A Guide to Top Quality Magical Reagents
0633: Masters of The Multiverse: A History of the Most Powerful Mages of All Time
0634: Pointy Hats Weekly: Fashionable Robes for the Discerning Wizard
0635: You Really Should Read This Book, by Plotius Hook
0636: If I Ever Leave This World Alive: A Bard's Guide to Resurrection and Planar Travel
0637: The Generalist: How to Do Everything
0638: The Charismatic and the Dead: Paladin Combat Training for Sorcerers and Bards
0639: 101 Utility Spells: The Generalist's Edition
0640: Wizards: You Are the Best, by Monty the Cook
0641: Pole-Arms or Spiked Chains? A Treatise on Armament Fetishes
0642: Kobolds, by Tucker
0643: The Lust of the Sinister Drow Priestesses, by Sal Acious
0644: Hobgoblin Homecooking: 42 Meals with Gouda Cheese, by Bluecloak
0645: Dark Romance, a Lolth/Eilistraee fic
0646: Being an Enchanter: Don't, by Pow Regammer
0647: The Guide to Pest Removal: Munchkins, by Darnius Morel
0648: On Teaching Sorcery: How to Teach the Control, Focus and Applications of In-Born Magics, Zera Lorecast
0649: Sorcerers Study Magic Too: A Compilation of Treatises, Essays and Journals by Famous Sorcerers
0650: So You Want to Be A God? - A Wizardly Guidebook. Author unknown, but the first copy was discovered in a monastery operated by treants
0651: How to Use Lead Sheeting to Block Scrying Attempts by the Squirrels Living in Your Eyesockets and Rutabaga Flip-Flop Finagle Xylophone Oh God My Teeth are Melting You Damnable Stridulation, by Arglevar the Mad (published posthumously after his death from lead poisoning in CE 468)
0652: Completely Innocuous Uses for Lead Sheeting In Your Completely Legitimate Place Of Business by Eve L. Innkeeper
0653: Proper Packing Techniques for Your Bag of Holding, by Fastegrath the Fastidiously Neat and Organized
0654: A Well-Crafted Wish: Arcane, Theological, and Legal Experts from Across the Planes Weigh In on Wording Wishes to Prevent Unforseen Calamities and the Monkey's Paw Effect. (About half of the only known copy of this book is illegible, due to severe charring that exhibits the characteristic Lichtenberg figures of a lightning strike)
0655: Basket Weaving in Sahuagin Society by Und R. Water
0656: Peryton Origins: Fact and Fiction by Hart Less
0657: I, Warforged by Izak Uzamuv, gnomish artificer (Interesting fact: I, Robot was published by Gnome Press)
0658: Amongst the Dead - Bernadette Bantien
0659: An Accounting of the Elder Scrolls - Quintus Nerevelus
0660: Antecedants of Dwaven Law - Anonymous
0661: Book of the Dragonborn - Prior Emelene Madrine
0662: Cats of The Land - Aldetuile
0663: Children of the Sky - Anonymous
0664: Darkest Darkness - Anonymous
0665: Dragon Language: Myth no More - Hela Thrice-Versed
0666: Dwarves - Calcelmo
0667: Dwarven History and Culture - Hasphat Antabolis
0668: Dwarven Inquiries - Thelwe Ghelein
0669: Effects of the Elder Scrolls - Justinius Poluhnius, Anstius Metchim
0670: Fall From Glory - Nithilis Lidari
0671: Fragment: On Artaeum - Taurce il-Anselma
0672: Glories and Laments - Alexandre Hetrard
0673: Keepers of the Razor - Anonymous
0674: Lycanthropic Legends of The Land - Lentulus Inventius
0675: Magic from the Sky - Irlav Jarol
0676: Master Illusion Text - Anonymous
0677: Notes on Dimhollow Crypt, Vol. 3 - Adalvald
0678: Notes on Racial Phylogeny and Biology - Council of Healers
0679: On Hell - Morian Zenas
0680: Physicalities of Warewolves - Reman Crex
0681: Sacred Witness - Enric Milnes
0682: Shalidor's Insights - Shalidor
0683: Souls, Black and White - Anonymous
0684: Sovngarde: A Reexamination - Bereditte Jastal
0685: The "Madmen" of the Reach - Arrianus Arius
0686: The Doors of the Multiverse - Seif-ij Hidja
0687: The Dragon Break - Fal Droon
0688: Reexamines the Dragonbreak in historical terms.
0689: The Dreamstride - Anonymous
0690: The Fall of Saarthal - Heseph Chirirnis
0691: The Nirnroot Missive - Sinderion; Sharmirin Raythorne, ed.
0692: The Waters of the Abyss- Anonymous
0693: The Wispmother - Mathias Etienne
0694: There be Dragons - Torhal Bjorik
0695: Treatise on Dwarven Cities - Anonymous
0696: Varieties of Daedra - Aranea Drethan
0697: Watcher of Stones - Gelyph Sig
0698: Ceasefire and Trade Agreement between the Elves of the North and the Orc Tribes of the West
0699: Cloud Formations and Other Occult Phenomena
0700: The Little Red Cookbook0701: Uncle Arcane's Big Book O' Magic Spells
0702: How To Read Dark Omens: Practical Guide to Predicting Deaths with Illustrations by Isolde of Nimward
0703: The Summoner Who Cried "Dragon"! - Cautionary Tale (Folk Tales, collected by Inawyn Auswarian)
0704: Impact of Screamers on Dungeon Population: Statistical Analysis by Razin Firr, Bursar of Mage Guild
0705: Beginner's Guide to Necromancy Spells - Exercise Scrolls IV-X: Animate Skeletal Finger, Mold Bone, Speaking Skull, Ghost Toothpick, Desecrate Plate, Summon Undead Rat, Wither Indoor Plant; Spirigos of Aulvin et al.
0706: Compendium of Familiars by unknown wizard
0707: Famous Sages of Lost Kindgoms: A Treatise by Ichtor the Mad
0708: Tobin's Spirit Guide
0709: Unsafe at Any Depth: The Designed-In Dangers of Water
0710: The Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Wizards-Who-Do-It
0711: 101 Alternative Uses for Mage Hand
0712: Wake Up, You're in a Coma
0713: I Prepare Explosives Runes Today, by Vaarsuvius
0714: Stop Breaking Into My House: A Treaty on the Morality of Dungeon Delving
0715: A Well-feed Xorn is a Friendly Xorn: Surviving Underground
0716: Stick 'Em With the Pointy End: Swordplay for Idiots and Wizards
0717: A Beginner's Guide to Not Dying: Holy ****, We Live in a World With Dragons
0718: Big Ass Book o' Big Ass Monster
0719: Why Elves Suck: Observations of a Dwarf
0720: Can I **** It?: A Guide to Love in a Diverse World
0721: Seriously, You're in a Coma
0722: Why We Can't Have Nice Things: A Treay on the Human Race
0723: The Lusty Argonian Maid, by Crassius Curio
0724: The Acturian Heresy, by the Underking Ysmir Kingmaker
0725: Dumb, Dumber, Dumbest Guide Book to Understanding Wizards Khadgar the Wise
0726: Eye of Newt, and Other Things Idiots Think Wizards Need for Spells. by The Angry Ox of Ouzonia.
0727: Yeah, No: A Study on Creatures With Spell Resistance, by Byran Boomstick
0728: If only we had a sack of potatoes: a guide to unconventional spell components, by Ed Edwards
0729: You're a Sorcerer, Harry: Explaining the Differences and Similarities Between in Born and Learned Magic, by J.K. Joking
0730: One Slaad, Two Slaad, Red Slaad, Blue Slaad. By Professor Chaos
0731: The Art of the Faustian Compact
0732: It Takes A Village to Raise the Dead, and Other Lessons
0733: The Big Gulp: Essays on the Purple Worm and Decanters of Endless Water
0734: Doctor Merkwürdigliebe, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the "Locate City" Bomb, by S. Q'brikk
0735: Spate's Catalog
0736: The Honest Book of Truth
0737: The Book of Neuronicus
0738: How to win friends and influence people (through mind-controlling magic), by Tybalt Q. Stormsong, Bard; & Xangrazzvol the Witness, Warlock
0739: Making Friends - a Guide to Basic Golemcraft and Necromancy by Lichen & Thrope
0740: Elf on the Shelf - 53 Tips for Keeping Yourself Safe From Harm by Merribimble Hopsamble
0741: Elf on the Shelf, Common Uses for Uncommon Ingredients. By Ingrid Radiant
0742: Elf on a Shelf: How to Terrorize Your Children by Stu D. Osee
0743: Another Excuse to Drink in the Street
0744: The Joy of Gricks; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the Bird-Brain-Tentacle-Horrors by Millicent Fourtyfingers
0745: The Magic of Total Mental Domination. -Yuri
0746: Before the Fall, or: Where in the Nine Hells Did All These Ruins Come From, Anyway? by Métier d'Amour
0747: The Cyclical Nature of the Rise and Fall of Civilization and the Peculiar Correlation Thereof with Certain Astronomical Phenomena, by Métier d'Amour
0748: The Inevitability of the Impending Armageddon, by Métier d'Amour
0749: If You Don't Know How to Leave the Prime Material Plane, You Really Might Want to Learn Before the Next Grand Alignment of the Crystal Spheres, by Métier d'Amour
0750: Planes From Which To View the End of the World, and Other Practical Planar Tourism Tips, by Métier d'Amour
0751: Barnabas's big Barbecue Book: Tips for magic in food preparations, Barnabas B. Barniwickle
0752: Gears and Aether: an Artificers guide to Gnon-Gnomish Technology, Sir Stanley A. Steelsmith III
0753: Correlation between Gnomish populations and Mystical Calamities, Urist Son of Urist for the Royal Gearwrights Academy
0754: Pointy End First: a guide to Martial Combat for the Mystically Competent, Marian W. Baker
0755: Don't Even Think About Going to the Elemental Plane of Water for Safety During the Cataclysm; That's Like Beheading Yourself to Cure the Sniffles by Métier d'Amour (a short supplementary volume bundled with all second-and-later printings of Planes from Which to View the End of the World, to address a printing error omitting a vitally important chapter)
0756: Pointy Propositions: A Guide to Marital Combat for Warrior Women, by Hera and Diana; Themyscrian Publications, Ltd.
0757: Advanced Necromancy Arcanapedia
0758: Unique Techniques of Necromancy
0759: Structures & Approaches to Fundamental Transmutation
0760: Interdisciplinary Principles of Necromancy and Transmutation
0761: The Tragedy and Triumph of Jelland Xaxus
0762: The Librium of Hallowed Magics
0763: The Final Days of the Mountain Wars
0764: Magic in War: Decisive Battles in the _____-_____ Conflict
0765: Disease is Life! By Dwight Mumford
0766: A treatiſe on ye uſage of Dwarven intockſicating ſpirits as ſources of combuſtible fuels for ye revolitutionairie new highe-ſpeede propulſion ſyſstem known as ye "Pulſe-Jette Engine," by Mesocricetus Auratus Phodopus Sungorus Samazing MacEanruig XLII of Mt. Nevermind. (This book is heavily damaged; it appears to have been in a rather large explosion at some point)
0767: Architectural Principles of Tower Construction by Parker Jenga
0768: Up and Away: A Treatise on Magickal Flight Devices, Manifolde and Diverse - by B. Yaga
0769: Printers and Paperwork: 1st edition
0770: Printers and Paperwork: The Officescape Boxed Set by Greff Jubb
0771: Von Hieffmann's Compendium of Magical Anomalyies
0772: Gears, Pistons, and Capaciters? Gno Problem. A Brief Introduction To Gnomish Magitek. - Whizzaldo Fizzbang
0773: Air Pressure, Enclosed Spaces, and Convection, a Beginners Guide to Non-Backfiring Fireballs - Crastend Burnt
0774: MMO and Wizards: Benefits and Risks of Magically Modified Food
0775: The Ecological Impact of Virgin Sacrifices - Save the Cheerleader, Doom the World by Drew Id
0776: 101 Dark Rites and Rituals, Revised and Expanded (Now with New & Improved Illustrations and Diagrams!)
0777: Elethiel Psilara and the Secret Princess by Bellis Smokeleaf
0778: Elethiel Psilara and the Ebony Figurine by Bellis Smokeleaf
0779: Elethiel Psilara and the Maiden's Hourglass by Bellis Smokeleaf
0780: Elethiel Psilara and the Blood-stained Veil by Bellis Smokeleaf
0781: Elethiel Psilara and the Milkmaid's Secret by Bellis Smokeleaf
0782: Elethiel Psilara and the Archmage's Last Spell by Bellis Smokeleaf
0783: Elethiel Psilara and the Harem of Elriland by Bellis Smokeleaf
0784: Elethiel Psilara and the Missing Dagger by Bellis Smokeleaf
0785: Elethiel Psilara and the Elf Queen's Cry by Bellis Smokeleaf
0786: Elethiel Psilara and the Crimson Stone by Bellis Smokeleaf
0787: Elethiel Psilara and the Final Wall by Bellis Smokeleaf
0788: Elethiel Psilara and the Shrouded City by Bellis Smokeleaf
0789: Elethiel Psilara and the Misty Valley by Bellis Smokeleaf
0790: Elethiel Psilara and the Dragon's Pearl by Bellis Smokeleaf
0791: An almost-complete set - 52 of the 56 Elethiel Psilara books.
0792: One Hundred Doomsday Prophecies
0793: Green's Anatomy
0794: Xenobiology and You by Segev Ianth's Son the Dark Lord
0795: Why End at Death: the Moral Case of Necromancy - Hazu Tekkel
0796: Death's Revolving Door: an Examination on the Effects of Repeated Resurrections on the Psyche - Ka Zay Juvee Zed Klore
0797: Loving the Dead: the Regularity of Necrophilia Among Necromancers - Vee Proglo
0798: Magic Over Matter: How So Many Creatures Overcome the Square-Cube Law - Avara'Udomo'Effezi
0799: The Art of Contracts: A Practical Guide to Tempting, Exploiting, and Profiting from Mortals - Mudoru, Infernal Duke of the Nine Hells
0800: Scamming Fiends: How to Make Deals with Devils and Come Out on Top - Q. H. Ossoman0801: Final Destination: How to Live as You Please and Still Go to the Afterlife You Want - Q. H. Ossoman
0802: Godless Life: Exploring Healing Without Divine Power - Mara Mrell
0803: Yes Ykzovligx: My Half Century as an Aboleth's Thrall - Jar'Vel Hashoni
0804: Rise and Fall of Tashla, Archmage and Queen of Redwater - Rivany Junn
0805: Words of Power, and How to Remember Them. By K. V. NXXXXXXX (The authors last name, though it appears to have been present at one time, has been destroyed and torn from the cover and title pages)
0806: How Many Ships Can Your Face Launch? A practical Guide to Illusions and Shapeshifting
0807: Ars Gratia Arcanis: A Primer on Wizarding Philosophy for the Aspiring Novice, by Archmage T.T.M. Flow,
0808: De Re Divinari: On the Moral and Legal Implications of the Use of Divination in Legal Proceedings. Ibid.
0809: Ignus Stultorum Magister: A Warning Against the Use of Forbidden Magicks, and a Full and Truthful Account of the Dangers Therein. Ibid.
0810: How to Palm Small Pieces of Dangerous Artifacts by Eddie Hawkins
0811: Fear of a Green Planet (conductor's score)
0812: An evil book that kills anyone who reads it in seven days
0813: Slight of Mind by H.C.B.D. - A book revolving around ways of mixing stage magic and real magic together
0814: Just Sign Here: A guide to mystical contracts by B. Regulus
0815: An Arm and a Leg: Sacrificial rituals and you by B. Regulus
0816: A treatise on the efficacy of somnulent mystical energies upon members of the genus Aves by R.S. Binns - A paper so tremendously boring that it is far more effective at putting people to sleep than the writer's spells ever were.
0817: A Spotter's Guide for Invisible Things by L. Lovegood - A book detailing the habits and habitats of the mystical equivalent of cryptids. However, at least a few of the entries have been proven to be real since the time it was written...
0818: The Color of Magic by T. Pratchett - As soon as anyone tries to pick up this book, the arm of an orangutan reaches out from between the shelves and snatches it from them. Examination shows that there is not, in fact, any place behind the shelves for it to have been taken to.
0819: Dousing the Stars by ???? - This book is written in an unknown language, and the author's name has been entirely scratched out. Should the text be translated, it will be shown to be a list of various spells that are nigh-impossible to cast and would have apocalyptic ramifications if they ever were to be cast. One of the pages is covered in scribbled hand-written notes. Several of these notes have checkmarks next to them, and one is triple-underlined and circled. The final note on the page says "Well... now I just have to see if it will work."
0820: The Iron Tome - This book isn't actually titled, but is instead made entirely from iron. It contains several ancient spells made during a war against the fae (although since then more effective spells have been created, and thus the text is likely useless except as a historical curiosity)
0821: The Unknowable Book - The knowledge contained within this book is impossible for a mortal mind to fully comprehend. While it can be read normally with no issue, as soon as the book is closed, the reader will realize that they have no idea what it was they just read, nor any memory of the time spent reading it.
0822: The little ebony black book - Contains the true names of several succubi and incubi. My my my.
0823: The Genealogy of a Bard, Vol. XLII: Descendants by species: Ny - Oo. compiled by M. ffolk.
0824: The Public Enquisitor- a series of chapbooks containing slightly inaccurate (and often libelous) information about nobility and other public figures, slightly inaccurate information about potentially mystically portentous phenomena, and numerous tracts calling for an alliance with the Empire of Iuz
0825: Intricacies of Elf Cuisine: A survey of Thri-Kreen delicacies -Om'n Om, Half-Orc Druid
0826: My Education at Gombe Stream -Om'n Om, Half-Orc Druid
0827: The Watcher: My life with the Kreen -Om'n Om, Half-Orc Druid
0828: Tribes of the Thri-Kreen -Om'n Om and D'yann Flossey, Half-Orc Druids
0829: The Humanoiditarians: Elves and the Kreen - - Marga Ret Powers, Elven Druid
0830: NEZUMI, the Complete Series - Namlegeips Tra: A Survivor's tale from horrors beyond The Wall
0831: 18 Unconventional Uses for Basilisk Scales by Scaramintrix Thespastrial
0832: Eyeball in the Window: A Practical Guide to Scrying From the Ethereal by Ezmond the Soul Raptor
0833: Past Contracts, pt. 5 - {insert Devil's name here}
0834: How Mazes Make to Yourself - Halaster
0835: Why the Seelie Court will trick you: A perspective from the Iron Thorn - Verdant Prince Niallghas
0836: My Struggle (and plan to conquer all nations) - {insert Demon's name here}
0837: Read me please - A devil's Primer on Mortal minions Faithful
0838: "The Beginner's Guide to Cryomancy" - The front cover of this book, as well as its contents, are severely burned, and the title is almost illegible
0839: (Dryad's Poetry Book) An untitled book of poetry, that seems to be written on tree bark. Closer examination reveals the book is infused with nature magic, and seems to add new pages over time. The quality of the writing is mediocre.
0840: Everyday Magic by M.M. Selus - A book regarding practical uses for various magical spells in everyday life
0841: Taming the Untamed by R.J. Cezerik - A theoretical essay on combining wild, eldritch, or otherwise non-arcane magic with more "normal" wizardly spellcasting
0842: Amidst the Fae by Ciri Elosin - An account of the writer's travels through fae lands and interactions with the inhabitants thereof. The book is unfinished
0843: The Forbidden Art - ...seems to be a book about machinery. Oddly enough, no magic seems to be involved, although the machines (if functional) could prove potent even without it. (Machinery found within is non-functional; think the diagrams that Leonardo Da Vinci made. Brilliant, but untested and flawed)
0844: Sidereal Travel - A very dull and scholarly text about various methods of non-euclidean travel (such as passing through walls, teleportation, etc). A DC 40 Knowledge: Arcane (DC 30 if playing a wizard with a specialty in Conjuration) check reveals that the information within is horribly out of date
0845: 101 Uses for Sovereign Glue - This book's pages are stuck together
0846: MUSCLEMANCY - This book seems to claim that there exists a form of arcane magic channeled through physical strength. This so-called "Swoleceror" is quite clearly insane.
0847: The Transformative Transhuman- a book detailing on how various methods of transforming yourself using magic into another greater being and possible options, from the benign to the most horrible of lich rituals.
0848: Guide To Acquiring Interplanar Harems- details how you keep the love of both angel and succubus at the same time while making sure that fire genasi doesn't get angry at having to share you, how to summon them all and gain their favor and so on.
0849: Show Me How To Lie- A book detailing how to best use your illusion spells to their fullest potential, when to be subtle with your illusions and when to be spectacular
0850: Screw Wizards! A Sorcerers Guide To Magic- A book explaining magic from a sorcerers point of view, and has proven quite popular with the common folk due to its clear common person reading level way of being written, conversational tone and its snarky asides about how wizards think they know everything. Most people are more likely to refer to this book over any drier text that wizards talk about. Its accurate, but puts every thing simpler and easier to understand terms.
0851: Screw Wizard Academies! A Sorcerers Guide To The Politics of Wizards- one sorcerers account of spending their time at various wizard academies and breaking down how their various methods and social community not only keeps magic out of the hands of the common people where it could benefit more, but also encourages the wizards within to betray each other for knowledge and seek ultimate power without consideration for anyone else, thus keeping knowledge among themselves stagnant and constantly being setback.
0852: Screw Wizard Minds! A Sorcerers Guide to Intelligence- Sets out to debunk the concept that wizards are more intelligent than everyone else by forming the theory of multiple intelligence's and using other forms of magic as proof of them, promoting a message of universal magic acceptance and more free exchange of information between druids, bards, clerics, warlocks, martial artists, sorcerers and so on to learn things that wizards never will being cooped up in their towers.
0853: Screw Sorcerers! A guide for shy young wizards to try to score dates (and other extracurricular activities) with those hot sorcerers and sorceresses.
0854: Bound in His Realm - This fictional book is written from the perspective of a Bound Elemental and details their... unconventional relationship with their summoner. The cover features manacles consisting of fire, lying on a satin sheet
0855: Blindfolded in Her Garden - This book details a man's relationship with a Gorgone. The cover features a statue of a weeping angel.
0856: Shipped and Whipped - A causual skimming of this book suggests it is the story of a slave girl abducted by a ghost ship, falling in love with the captain. The cover features a kneeling girl in half-profile from the back, with her back naked. Above her stands a ghostly handsome man with a whip posed to strike. A more detailed examination reveals that several descrptions of the captain's looks and character have been cross-referenced with The Golem That Wants You!
0857: The Golem That Wants YOU! - A Guide to Creating the Perfect Lover
0858: How to Be the Arcane Man - R, FLAİR
0859: Societal Transmutation: the future impact of magic on our world by Emperor Tippy - This book lays out a vision for the world where magic takes a more substantial role, eliminating food and hunger, providing effortless inter regional trade, creating effective immortality for the masses, and so on. It also provides a guide on how a sufficiently powerful mage could create such a world. It's a wonder it hasn't happened yet...
0860: Our Secret Goblin Overlords by Xela Nienelefin - The author seems to believe that a cabal of goblinoids and hobgoblins secretly suppress the world's technological and magical progression. He claims this cabal knows most goblins have little talent for either magic or tecnology, and the current state benefits them more than the intelligent races, so they try to keep the world at this status quo and make sure no one finds out about them. Unlike other conspiracy thesis', such as a king being replaced by a Rakshasa or illithids taking over a church, this one seems quite insane.
0861: Extinguishing the Day Star by Count Alucard - It appears to be a research paper on a means to destroy the sun. Alucard claims to have talked with all manner of denizens such as illithids and drow in his research, but though he lays out several possibilities from plausible to impossible all are clearly still purely theoretical.
0862: Arcanist Revolution by Kezlar von Yther - A long and rambling script calling for the overthrow of the current world system and the instatement of an "enlightened mageocracy" to guide the masses and lead humanoids to greatness. Quite full of logical fallacies including, but not limited to, begging the question, strawmen, and circular reasoning
0863: Arcanist Devolution by Hexvorazlin, silver great wyrm - This seems to have been written as a direct rebuttal to Arcanist Revolution, as it takes each point in that back and deconstructs the flaws and real world counter-examples to each one. It also bears an incredibly cynical take on humanoids in general, seemingly viewing them as child-like at best.
0864: The Chains of Lust: the Mazzler Edition by Java Tan, Yuroy Mazzler, and Krveero - An infamously poorly written, cliche, groan inducing, and all around bad fiction book about the forbidden love between a half-human half-succubus and a chain devil, featuring a blank-slate female lead that is an obvious audience self-insert and a hunky devil who is not particularly fiendish, aside from the multiple long and drawn out bondage scenes. This edition "improved" with added text compiled by the legendary bard Mazzler, who was able to convince a Gelugon devil named Krveero to offer commentary on the story with him. The book alternates between the horrible original text, Mazzler's snarky comments, and Krveero's seething, unintentionally hilarious rants about how inaccurate and disgraceful everything in the book is about the lower planes.
0865: From Atop the Dragon's Back: A Series of Faerie Tales and other Stories of Amusement. Collected and edited by the Bard's College.
0866: Weren't There More Of You A Minute Ago? A tome etched in gold plates, which seems initially to be an index of the library, but with books misnumbered and including tomes that aren't there, and mis-titling some that aren't. Burried in it is a plate filled with frustrated scratches and a message that reads, "He's altering them here, too. How can I be sure even this record is beyond his reach?
"0867: Magic Power to the People Manifesto -
Appears much older than it is due to the inferrio parchment and ink used. Looks to be a screed on giving ""Wizards power"" to Fighters and Rogues.
The earlier chapters have much underlining and hand written annotations in the margins of such comments as ""That will never work!"", ""The fools"", and ""as if"". Later pages are largely margin comment free, but are even more dog-eared, except for a large ""Uh-Oh"" near the end. "
0868: The Dark Lotus Sutra - A collection of the teachings of Olidammara as they pertain to music, the occult, and armed insurrection (the title is a portmanteau of Dark Lotus (a rap supergroup consistig of ICP and Twiztid) and Lotus Sutra (a holy book of the mahayana denomination of buddhism) )
0869: The Third Degree - a manual of enhanced interrogation techniques used by the Iuzite church of evil elemental fire
0870: Ter(r)astructure Engineering - A study of the planet constructing methods of creator gods. By Z.Yragerne and Dr.D.R.Murlynd
0871: Kelt'Hazad's Necromantic Logistics, Delegations and Command Chains(contains the secrets to how, exactly, the BBEGs have proper armies of undead while PCs are stuck with only twice their CL in hit dice, if that)
0872: Gull Dan's Devil Law Guide, a non-Outsider's Guide to Infernal Legal Loopholes (Contains many of the legal loopholes to various common forms of selling one's soul, although the legal jargon involved is written in obscure Infernal terms that even most Devils don't know)
0873: Sticks and bones: Necromancy from scratch, by Dhurnak Angernvil - You found yourself naked and stranded on an island in the middle of nowhere? This is the book you want with you!
0874: But your soul will never leave me: Thinaun and its uses, by El'udriel A'amis
0875: On the adventures of the Great and Powerful Magical Korg, his comrades and his chickens, by Boried Pasternak
0876: Mechanisms of Technically Honorable Warfare - This kobold authored book details the construction and use of a number of devices designed to skirt the rules of honorable warfare and combat, including a number of devices designed to deliver a formal declaration of war and then immediately kill the recipient
0877: 50 shades of iomedae. Book about iomedean priestes and her nights with incubus
0878: The Cuisine of the Blue Tribes. A cooking book. Several of the recipes have been edited with notes, such as "in a pinch, substitute salt with tears" and "delicious with young spider eggs". When cooked according to the edits, the food tastes surprisingly well.
0879: "Kassagar Garsarra" by S. Lukyanenko. This small tome is written in blood and contains various hag rituals pertaining to medicine, such as "Easing pain in the kidneys", "Easing birthing pain without ill to the child", "Killing an unborn without ill to the mother" and "Killing an unborn along with the mother".
0880: Mechaniſms that Technically Count as Warfare – A treatise on gnomish devices that exploded and/or ran amok, particularly those presented as gifts to foreign governments or noble houses. Includes advice to ambassadors and heads of state of non-gnomish nations as to which types of device are most likely to explode and/or run amok (including such advice as "Do notte accept as a gyfte anythinge of gnomiſh manufacture wyth a boiler, or that otherwyſe maketh uſe of combuſtible fuel or high preſsures, for theſe are nigh-certain to detonate, or rupture and ſpew forth fires or ſcalding ſteam" and "Do notte accept a gyfte of any gnomiſh contraption equipped wyth any form of blade, eſpecially if allejed to be for the purpoſe of ſhaving or trymming of beardes or haire, due to the ſtrong probabilitie of a ſlit throate, ſcalping, or decapitation. Conſider the rampage of the Bronze Barber-Surgeon of 581 Pre-Cataclyſm, in whych half the court of Solamnia was ſcalped at the demonſtration before the infernal machine was deſtroyed by the Knyghts of Solamnia").
0881: The Lord of the Rings by J.M. Hunter. An autobiography of the rise of the Central Continent's largest fine jewelry wholesaler.
0882: A Song Of Ice and Fire. A Bard's book to instruct one of how to sing an upbeat happy tale about a wolf who braves through deserts and snow to reunite a loving family of lions.
0883: The Wheel of Time A very dry history book detailing various clocks throughout the ages
0884: The Sword King Phenomenon: one Wizard's investigation into why there are so many farm boys suddenly getting cool swords while being the center of a prophecy that proclaims they are a chosen one to defeat some great evil which somehow ends up making them the king of a kingdom, seeing an alarmingly common pattern in history. The book slowly becomes convinced that this happens because of a world-spanning conspiracy to keep the technology of the world stagnant and unchanging.
0885: ReBalance - Written by an unknown author, the book speaks of several divine decrees referred to as "Errata." Worse yet, this clearly delusional man speaks of huge cataclysmic events in history he calls, "Edition Changes." The Gods, he surmised, have been playing dice with the Mutiverse for ages, treating their lives as one "Terrible game after another."
0886: Tome of xXx: Velvet tome with quality magical lock stored in warded glass case rigged with disintegrate runes. No one knows what it contains. (Compilation of Nymphology, Book of Erotic Fantasy, and Complete Temptress sourcebooks)
0887: Malleus Sacerdotum
0888: How To Drain Your Flagon, by Borst Irongut
0889: The illustrated guide to magical diseases, Vol 5: Grueling Goiters - Malignant Mastication.
0890: The Manticore, The Hedgemage, And The Armoire, by Penny Farthing
0891: One Orc Two Orc Red Orc Blue Orc: an Orcish primer by Dr. Zoosh
0892: Following The Yellow Brick Road: A Travelogue, by Dorothy Gale
0893: Colossal Cockroaches: Cheap Guardians or Mutant Menace?
0894: Hastur Hastur Hastur! Summoning Old Gods For Fun And Profit
0895: How Cthulhu Stole The Solstice, by Roald Oats
0896: Folding At Home: Tesseracts Made Easy
0897: You're A Wizard Larry! What to expect from your first year at mage academy
0898: Enchanters Illustrated - Swimsuit Edition
0899: Cockatrice Soup For The Souless: Inspirational Passages For the Necromacer in All Of Us
0900: WYSIWYG: A Beginner's Guide To Polymorph And Other Transmutation0901: The Gospel of St. Fred of the Cardigan--the biography and collected poems, songs, sermons, speeches, parables, and other teachings of a legendary figure venerated as the patron saint of children by most of the major Good-aligned religions in the multiverse
0902: Catalogue of Inconsequential Stars
0903: Long Winded Speeches for Every Occasion
0904: Limitations of Memorization and Recall in Creatures of Elemental Water
0905: Wishing For More Wishes and Other Logical Fallacies by Jenny Ovda Bottle.
0906: Memoirs of a Newborn Aboleth
0907: Enema Elish
0908: The Vampire's Guide to Wines
0909: Cooking With the Weird Sisters
0910: untitled journal of a bullywug's experiences working double shifts at an icecream parlor for a month (see if you can guess the obscure, humorously misinterpreted shakespeare reference)
0911: A Brief History of Thyme - a cookbook and ritual book with commentary featuring the titular spice
0912: A Brief History of Rime - a book about magical ice, and its effects
0913: A Brief History of Rhyme - a history of bardic magic
0914: A Brief History of Slime - a book about summoning and controlling oozes
0915: A Brief History of Grime - a book about magical cleaning techniques
0916: Papers and Paychecks - Player's Handbook
0917: Papers and Paychecks - Supervisor's Guide
0918: Papers and Paychecks - Coworker Compendium 1
0919: Papers and Paychecks - Coworker Compendium 2
0920: Papers and Paychecks - Coworker Compendium 3
0921: Instructions for the Creation of Golden Snitches, Bludgers, and Quaffles
0922: Violins and Bows: A Bard's Primer on Archery. A treatise on archery co-written by several members of the College of Valor. Includes lessons on useful spells, tactics, rapid-reloading techniques for crossbows, close-quarters combat, targeting weak points in opponents' defenses, and long-range accuracy. And at least one horrible pun.
0923: Army Book [Owner's Race/Faction]
0924: A spellbook -- of Cantrips.
0925: A journal written in cipher and hidden inks with the Celestial numeral 1 on the cover, inscribed in the palm of a six-fingered hand. It contains 1/3 of a ritual for an unknown purpose, wreathed in warnings both cryptic and overt.
0926: A journal written in cipher and hidden inks with the Draconic numeral 2 on the cover, inscribed in the palm of a six-fingered hand. It contains 1/3 of a ritual for an unknown purpose, with helpful margin-notes from a friendly Outsider.
0927: A journal written in cipher and hidden inks with the Fiendish numeral 3 on the cover, inscribed in the palm of a six-fingered hand. It contains 1/3 of a ritual for an unknown purpose, but after detailing the ritual, the journal ends, leaving half the book blank.
0928: Hollow Victory, by Baron Ignatius Ironhand. The autobiographical, existential lament of a once-zealous conquerer who ultimately found no fulfillment or meaning in his military triumphs or in lordship, and came to regret the senseless bloodshed. The Baron left the original manuscript for this book behind when he suddenly abdicated his throne and vanished from the pages of history, presumably dying in obscurity. The book purportedly holds clues to the location of the enchanted mace the Baron once wielded. Rumors of treasure aside, the book does contain useful firsthand accounts of both employing and countering wizards, clerics, and alchemists in large-unit tactics and logistical capacities.
0929: I Seem to Be Having Tremdous Difficulty With My Lifestyle: Twenty-Eight Times a Poorly Translated Turn of Phrase Has Started Yet Another War
0930: Literally Die Laughing: A Lichdom Procedure Involving Ritual Comedy
0931: Terrible Miscalculations of Scale—how mighty armies have fallen due to failure to research the relative size of local life-forms before invading
0932: We must build.... what?!?!? Mundane and magical fortifications against Colossal besiegers
0933: A Beginner's Guide to Breathing
0934: Mastering Breathing
0935: Breathing, My Only Mistake
0936: Errors in Combustion
0937: Annihilation for Everyone!
0938: Quihu Murderyell: A Brief History: An 18 page essay concerning the human necromancer Quihu Murderyell, authored by Quihu Murderyell
0939: Better Book: A 45 page guide authored by Quihu Murderyell, concerning the essay Quihu Murderyell: A Brief History.
0940: Can the Hills Save the World?
0941: Books: Fact or Fiction?
0942: Sleep, Abridged, for the Beginning Practitioner
0943: An Offering to Pulleys
0944: A Wizard's Guide to Pulleys
0945: The Lever and Other Travesties
0946: Overcoming That Dreadful Oxygen Addiction by the Elemental Heir
0947: Anatomical Similarities of the Beholder and Potato
0948: Beholder War Anatomy: An Examination of the Minuscule Anatomical Differences Distinguishing the Five Beholder Clans (and how it could save your life!)
0949: Like, he's right behind you! The Importance of Comedy Relief In Any Adventuring Party.
0950: Fifty Hues of Gray: The Importance of Color Choice for Races with Darkvision
0951: (unnamed tablet) This is not a book per se, but rather a stone tablet containing the same inscription in three different languages. The inscription seems to be a recipe for a cake, containing, among other things, measurement units you have never heard of. One of the "translations" has instructions clearly scaled for creatures of a different size category (eg tablespoons instead of gallons, etc)
0952: The Lost Evangelium - This book retells a widely known religious text from a different perspective and appears to date at the same time as the earliest known source, if not predate it outright. While it reveals nothing new, content-wise, it would surely be of great interest to a scholar.
0953: Shifters cook book : guide to tastier fights
0954: The Vampire's Guide to Seduction
0955: Fey, Dragons, and Transformational Curses
0956: The Gospel According to Minsc
0957: The Gospel According to Jan Jansen
0958: The Acts of the Bhaalspawn
0959: The Revelation of Jon Irenicus
0960: Displacer Beast and Cockatrice: The Benefits and Drawbacks of Monstrous Guard Animals
0961: A Short Guide to Basic Pun-Based Ritual magic - Zombie the Kobold, Wighty Lizard
0962: The Big Book of Advanced Pun-Based Ritual Magic - Zombie the Kobold, Wighty Lizard
0963: The Final Pun: The Ritual to End All Rituals - Zombie the Kobold, Wighty Lizard
0964: Secrets of the Ultimate Cantrip
0965: Cookbooks and You: Are Pictures Edible?
0966: 99 Great Enchantments for Siege Equipment
0967: How to Invent the Bicycle
0968: Violence: A "How-To" Guide
0969: Nekonomicon: Book of Feline Magic
0970: Snow Dwarf and the Seven Wights
0971: On the Medicinal, Alchemical, and Magickal Benefits of Hornets, Wasps, and Bees by Kael Stormborn
0972: Effective Protection Gear and Magick for Defense against Stinging Insects by Kael Stormborn II
0973: An Analysis of the Employment of Siege Engines by the Dwarven Army at the Siege of Black Keep
0974: A Comprehensive Guide to Warfare, Raids, and Cracking Skulls by Gothmog the Defiler
0975: A Catalog of Subterranean Denizens, or: How to Avoid Being Eaten by an Eldritch Horror, Bjarne Stonefist
0976: The Royal Expositer issue #1892: I ate my Kobold Baby! with a side of Fries! Also in this issue: Which Nobles are Cheating with Whom? Can You Guess Which of these Once-Famous Bards have had Magical Weight-loss Treatments?
0977: Compendium of Curses: A book of curse magic; the curses in this book are actually semi-parasitic, and will attempt to attach themselves to any reader who fails a will save, which will also strip all information about said curse from the book.
0978: The King In Yellow Pages: A book containing summoning rituals for various eldritch beings.
0979: Normal Book by C. Kretpas Sage: Removing this book from the book-shelf... does absolutely nothing special. It was an attempt by a wizard to create a book that was as average as possible in every single way.
0980: Chronicles of the Highest God - a book of legends detailing how Olidammara first introduced hemp to Oerth
0981: The Complete Book of Orc: Recipes, Kitchen Anecdotes, and Everything You Need to Know about the Other Other Dark Meat
0982: Complete book of elves: guide book to getting most magic and taste for your buck
0983: Minion employee records
0984: The Deeds of Kord- A book of the deeds of the god of strength and adventure. It's contents in many ways resemble a list of "Chuck Norris facts"
0985: Awesome Tales of Awesome Heroes Doing Awesome Stuff. A compilation of poorly drawn comic books detailing the events of an unlikely band of Goblin superheroes.
0986: Revolt in the Stars. (The story doesn't make any more sense in the game world than it does in the real world)
0987: Minutes of a regularly-scheduled meeting of this world's various sun gods
0988: A stone tablet containing instructions for the very first spell ever created. Material components: Several sticks. Somatic component: Form sticks into a pile, then rotate another stick rapidly in the center of the pile. Creates a small mundane fire, consuming the sticks over time.
0989: The Unabridged Compendium of Gnomish Tax Laws. The inside of this book has been hollowed out, and contains a small treasure of some sort.
0990: Gods: A spotter's guide. Includes information about how to track down beings with any sort of divine rank (although some of the information is potentially spotty or wrong)
0991: The Complete Bedtime Story Collection - a compendium of endearing and lesson-laden fairy tales which, when read in order, most certainly does NOT reveal a deep and underlying conspiracy of powerful magical and political figures throughout the world.
0992: The Sueloise Book of the Dead - A collection of prayers to Wee Jas intended to help one maintain one's identity and abilities in the afterlife
0993: Powdered Troll.
0994: Make More Powerful Artifacts - The Charm of Unmaking Technique.
0995: The Lester Essays on Monstrosities and Flesh Based Constructs Vol. 1
0996: The Lester Essays on Monstrosities and Flesh Based Constructs Vol. 2: The Making of a Colossus and How to Control Them
0997: The Lester Essays on Monstrosities and Flesh Based Constructs Vol. 3: Unfinished Work.
0998: I am Iron, Man: the Life and times of Antoneious Starke, Warforged artificer.
0999: Tome of True Artifice Guide Book to Truly Magical Armor Creation - V.V Doom
1000: Undead from Ashes. Urn your way to fun and prophet!
Here are links to further book titles:
What's on the Shelf: 1001-1800 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?483064-What-s-on-the-Shelf-1001-Essays-Treatises-and-Books-on-Magic&p=22505753&viewfull=1#post22505753).
What's on the Shelf: 1801-2700 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=24163058#post24163058)
What's on the Shelf: 2701-3600 (https://forums.giantitp.com/showthread.php?p=24760556#post24760556)
What's on the shelf: 3601-???? (https://forums.giantitp.com/showthread.php?p=25467867#post25467867)

mujadaddy
2016-03-29, 02:25 PM
Not mine, but click this a few times (http://www.springhole.net/writing_roleplaying_randomators/magic-book-title.htm)...

Lacco
2016-03-29, 02:47 PM
0004 Raelechan's Treatise of Basic Thaumaturgy - Raelechan Ka'elle, Archmage of Golden City
0005 Ley Lines on the Old Continent - Gorinuza the Explorer
0006 Explanation of Maahali Gestures as Used in Spellcasting - Parinis Woraquan
0007 Kompendijum ov Advansedad Madgikz - Hoffgar the Half-orc

Vinyadan
2016-03-29, 03:07 PM
0008. Fighting Pimples With Magic - An Herbalist's Guide to Looking Good and Loving Yourself, By Hamal Sezanni
0009. Mental Power. Why You Don't Need to Be a Psion to Get Things Done - By Rodof Meklituch, Order of the Green Star
0010. Call of the Whight - By Black Abandon
0011. Inferno. What I Saw: Risks and Opportunities, By Aeneas Trojan
0012. Vanitas Viventium: Aut Flavii Coracis De Inutili Humatione

Draconium
2016-03-29, 03:24 PM
0013: Displacer Stew, or Cooking with Magical Beasts by Correlon Silvanis
0014: Charm Person! 1001 Tips and Tricks to Make Your Sex Life Magical by Magister Velus
0015: A Guide to Hunting Dragons by Velius Greenleaf (Translated from Elven by Bennis Alderman)
0016: Why Elves are Idiots by Vrethinaxilus (Translated from Draconic by Bennis Alderman)
0017: Necromancy and You! by Kladus the Bloody

Waffle_Iron
2016-03-29, 03:31 PM
0018: Sigils of the fifth order, elemental properties, and principals of non-interaction - Percival Boonth, Mage guide registrar of Wildoak

0019: So you want to play with fire: An evoker's primer - Howell Kneknet

0020: Magical threats of the outer planes - Anonymous

0021: Lead into Gold - Meetwak Bolitar

0022: An analysis of the thinning membrane between the prime material and elemental planes in specific localized areas as evidenced through rigorous experimentation and short sojourns through the ethereal plane - Feezle Boddycock, Mage in good standing of the College of Springmill, Eleventh circle, dues paid in full.

Cluedrew
2016-03-29, 03:42 PM
0023: Magic in the Ancient World - Fritz Graf
0024: The Occult in Mediaeval Europe - Maxwell-Stuart
0025: Magic in the Middle Ages - Kieckhefer
0026: Magic, Witchcraft and Ghosts - Ogdln

... OK there are not that cool sounding, but that is because these 4 books are real and happened to be sitting beside my computer when I read this. I have a fifth book too but that has nothing to do with magic.

The Great Wyrm
2016-03-29, 07:41 PM
0027: ΘΩΘ Handbook of Alchemy and Thaumaturgy: 93rd Edition - J. Frost, ed.
0028: Almanac of Supernatural Phenomena - A. Quillin
0029: Introduction to Golem Engineering - F. Simon, H. Sharpe

Vinyadan
2016-03-29, 08:30 PM
0030: Not Good Enough: My Life as an Intelligent Zombie, by Ron the Zombie and Frost Haklebet
0031: Light and Darkness: An Opposition Reexamined, by Cangrande Visconti
0032: The Cloth of Man: New Procedures in Skin Tissue Preservation and Reuse. Records of the Eight Necromantic Symposium of Mebion, edited by Drum Tibia.
0033: Can We Raise Vegetables? Current Discoveries, by Phrenikos Azobiou.
0034: Eternal Servants: Loss of Self in Intelligent Undead, by Drum Tibia.
0035: The Blood Flower. An Pamphlet Regarding The Caucasus Crocus and Prometheus' Torment as Described in Lucan's Pharsalia, by Maul of the Forge.
0036: Their Pain, Your Gain: Sufferance Harvesting and Optimization of Torture, by Semele Hacker.
0037: A Few Recent Discoveries Concerning Flying Undead, by Blodwyn Infaneg.
0038: Undead and the Sun, by Fulk Fitzhook.
0039: How I Killed Your Servants: Adalgise Marhon's Memoires from the first Wantenian Crusade. By Adalgise Marhon and Sept Belief.
0040: The Honourbound Weakness. Why Honour Needs to Be Substituted By Greed. By Frost Haklebeth

NovenFromTheSun
2016-03-29, 09:17 PM
0041 Theories on the Cause of Genius Loci - Tene Handlen.

0042 Implications of Subatomic Physics on the Process of Transmutation - Nicolette Gensly.

0043 Living Cities: a Failed Hypothesis or Merely Against the Biases of the Visual Counsel? - Andrew Kral.

0044 The Importance of the Eye in Spellcasting: a Review of the Differences between Seeing and Blind Mages - Ignatius Belslem.

0045 Empty Matter and Probability Travel - Chloe Zell.

Prime32
2016-03-29, 09:20 PM
0046: The Pelor Delusion - J. Nalth

NovenFromTheSun
2016-03-29, 09:39 PM
0047 Guild Mages Hate Her! This Mage Halved the Time of a Mass Teleportation and You'll Never Guess How! - Sanford Biriliu.

Draconium
2016-03-29, 09:46 PM
0048: Using Magic for Fun and Profit by C. L. Kelus
0049: Understanding the Outer Planes by Tan Ari
0050: Why Evocation Isn't Useless by Mal Main

Belac93
2016-03-29, 10:07 PM
0051: 'Abusing the power of Charm Person.' By Hair Asment
0052: 'Dead? Not anymore!' By G.P. Gravemonger
0053: 'Illusions 101. No more reality!.' By F.P.F.S.D.A.Q.C. Draflacondit, gnomish professor.

THEChanger
2016-03-29, 11:04 PM
0054: 'Classification and Uses of the Magical Beasts of the Material Plane' by Kazin Olsten
0055: 'Alternate Roads to Immortality: Vestigial Existance, Transmutation, and Psionic Sandwiches', a series of essays by members of the Emerald Eye
0056: 'Moral Considerations in the Use of Ninth Circle Spells' by Lyra Tanglefoot, First Maegister of the Purple Tower
0057: 'Fun with Fundamentals: a Primer on Prestidigitation' by Professor Patrick Paarman

LokiRagnarok
2016-03-30, 02:22 AM
0058: 'Dewey Decimal System vs. Bugsby's Retrieving Hand: A Taxonomy Of Cataloging Techniques For The Studied Spellcaster' by Millicent Anriganta
0059: 'First Things First: an extensive checklist for making checklists and ordering your life' by Prof. Scintilla
0060: 'Reducing nullification of orthothaumaturgic effects in Karano-Semanski fields' by Dr. Kilindash
0061: 'The flesh-eating creatures of the Katalo Valley and how to avoid them' by Captain Shiro
0062: '12 uses of dragon blood (free lemon drop included)' by Prof. [unreadable]
0063: 'The Glorious Life and More Glorious Undeath of Kazabo the Great (part 1, featuring the first century)' by Kazabo the Great

Vinyadan
2016-03-30, 05:13 AM
0064: My Father, the Devil. An Interview to Ezzellino da Romano, by Sordello da Goito
0065: The Man Who Stole My Sister. How Unlawful Journalism Caused the Decadence of Court Troubadorship, by Ezzellino da Romano
0066: Deeper! A Book About Dwarven Greed, by Sirolonwe Mancalmo
0067: Ramas vs Kai: Two Translations Compared, by Johnet Devil
0068: Occupy Lair! How to Avoid Henchmen Uprising, by Pharangus Photius
0069: A Pamphlet Concerning the Status of Things in Undead Management, by Anonymous
0070: Will the Chicken Denounce me? New Insights into Intelligent Animal Induced Paranoia. By Chipper Boster
0071: The Wars I Fought, The Mistakes You Made: Gen. Fallacy's Memoires, Part 1, by Gen. Strawman Fallacy, edited by Robert Growth
0072: One Pill To Rule Them All: How Xanathax Changed Our Lives, by Longshot Wilson
0073: Cutting Edges. Why a Dagger is Better than a Club, by Lothar Marmalof
0074: Depression and Compression: Phisical-trauma-induced Psychiatric Diseases, by Pharang Photius
0075: Gallows Are Fun! An Introduction to a Legalized Mainframe to Public Execution for your Lair, by Asebio Portenti

Lacco
2016-03-30, 05:48 AM
0076 Psychology of the Undead - Morticia Fiore
0077 Stop Breathing and Embrace Undeath! vol. LXVIII - set of scrolls published yearly by ancient lich Raxaradan
0078 Raising Skeletons for Beginners - author unknown
0079 Put it down! (An Apprentice's Guide to Artifacts) - Omar Shaleb Bahmaat, archmage of Riandor
0080 To Master the Art of Embalming - practical guide consisting of 17 scrolls by unknown southern mage
0081 Draaxi Collection - leatherbound collection of scrolls dictated by ancient dracolich to unknown (and soon devoured) author
0081 Blood and Flesh - a record of discussion between vampire and sentient ghoul

Gildedragon
2016-03-30, 05:49 AM
0082: Myths and Superstitions Among Dragons - Nur Bethoryn
0083: The Autotheogenic Heresy: An Epistemology of Ascension Methodologies - Clavis Neve
0084: Reject Reality and Replace It With Your Own: Studies in Shadow Illusions - Neera Musicbag
0085: A Handbook of the Planes - Magnus Rota
0080: The Paradox of the Tusked Baby - Rev. Sir Daman Valiant D.D. O.o.H. S.o.F
0086: A Book on Spirits - The Apostate
0087: River Gods and Tree Spirits - Ellion H. Naveran
0088: The Tooth, The Seal, The Void: Dalver Nar
0089: Journal of <too damaged to read>
0090: The Speculations - Snotial U. Cepseht
0091: The Scrolls of Uncertain Provenance: Sources and Anotations - The Church of the Jazidim
0092: The Tenebrous Paradox: The So-Called Loremaster of Moil
0093: The Severe Secret - Anonymous
0094: New Methods for Modeling Interactions Between Astral and Ethereal Extradimensional Spaces - Portable Baggen and Hoal Holden
0095: Time is Power: A Chronometric and Statistical Approach to Intensity, Effectiveness, and Duration of Spells - Geldin the Mauve
0096: The Dungeonmaster's Guide - Core Handbook
0097: Crucimigration for Dummies: A Do It Yourself Guide - Tenobrius the Lichloved
0098: 10 Centuries Against the Undying: A Memoir - Fluffy the Marut

Vinyadan
2016-03-30, 06:05 AM
0096. Lay and Lie: Is He Really Dead, Or Is He Leaving You?, by Ursula Aphasia
0097. The Twilight Bone. Some Skeletons Are Best Left In Peace!, by Jack Elantine
0098. Iskanderun and His Blast: Story and Inception, by Ozocubus
0099. Know When To Run. How to Live To Fight Another Day, by Wise Bob
0100. Keep Your Ground! A Dwarven Paladin's Guide To Not Giving An Inch and Staying Alive Through Honourable Means, by Thomfur Boldstar
0101. A Dictionary to Mushroom-Speak, Compiled by Lelas Mongrel
0102. The Outsider Bon Vivant: Of Wine and Sylphs, by Trubius Farm
0103. 1000 Items that Changed Necromancy as We Know It, Explained by Drum Tibia
0104. Music of Death: Why Do Swans Sing?, by Tobi McRooster
0105. Under the Northern Star Lies Tuomela, by Ekki Illapanni

Gildedragon
2016-03-30, 06:18 AM
106: The Destiny of Kobolds - P.P.

Quertus
2016-03-30, 09:47 AM
106: The Destiny of Kobolds - P.P.

Tough act to follow! Here's a few that were (or could have been) created in games I've played:

107 Metamagical Principles - Quertus
108 Q&A's Guide to Spells: Basic Spells
109 Q&A's Guide to Spells: Intermediate Spells
110 Q&A's Guide to Spells: Advanced Spells
111 Q&A's Guide to Spells: Spells on the Planes {describes planar effects on spells, spell keys}
112 Q&A's Guide to Monsters: Tips for Identifying, Fighting, Placating, and Running Away From Common Monsters
113 Q&A's Guide to Monsters: Harvesting and Transporting Valuable Organs
114 Q&A's Guide to Writing Your Will
115 A World ruled by Dragons, and how I turned them all into Fluffy Bunnies - WSD, DoW.
116 A World ruled by Vampires, and how I turned them all into Lawn Gnomes - WSD, DoW.
117 The Bwanthar {this "leather"-bound tome details the history of its immortal author's demonic torture of all things mortal}
118 Archery and You - How to be a Coward Without Wearing a Pointy Hat.
119 The Herd and You - A Guide to Feeding Your Community {by Squinnamort, Illithid Savant / Thrall Herd}
120 A Feast of Knowledge {a "scratch and lick" book by Squinnamort, Illithid Savant / Thrall Herd}
121 Guide to the undead slave trade, by Khan Ravensblood.
122 Books Unwritten: A Guide to the Dream King's Library.
123 Retire to Ravenloft {a pamphlet explaining how they have entire forests of trees and abundant water, and it's such a wonderful place}

Joe the Rat
2016-03-30, 10:01 AM
124 - The Grey Wizard's Pipeweed Companion - G. Stormcrow
125 - The Codex Codex, A Listing of Tomes Rare and Arcane, & Their Purported Contents and Propertys

I've also have a list o'tomes, but that is someone else's published work.

Gildedragon
2016-03-30, 11:23 AM
127: The poisonous book of poisons - Belle Ad'nna
128: Fae-Watching: a guide - Mender Cello

LarwisTheElf
2016-03-30, 12:03 PM
129: Fear the Horde! (Or Not): A Discussion on the Pros and Cons of Using Mindless Undead
130: The Kvathork Principle: A Treatise on Awakenings

LokiRagnarok
2016-03-30, 04:27 PM
131: 'Between You And Me: A Treatise on Magical Barriers And Destruction Thereof' by Cellendra Millitosa
132: 'The Love Of Your Life: Contigency Spells For Adverse Circumstances' by Shira Kalonis
133: 'Line Of Succession: Common Schemes Students Employ Against Their Masters' by Kona Averis
134: 'Paradoxical Geometry through the Ages' by Costa Shintanta
135: 'On the advantages of Ice Spells' by Daromed the Glacier
136: 'Poor Unfortunate Souls: Where To Harvest Your Life Energy' by Ursula Octones
137: 'The Beginner's Handbook on Common Pitfalls in Demonic Contracts' by Karanata Livandosz
138: 'The Advanced Handbook On Obscure Pitfalls in Demonic Contracts' by Karanata Livandosz, finished after her death by her pupil and successor Kona Averis

Vinyadan
2016-03-30, 06:07 PM
0139. Hopefully It's Dead: And Other Vain Hopes, by Surdid Morlak
0140. Of Life, Death And Cymbals. What We Need And What We Want, by Eleutheros Malikiou
0141. A Comparative Study Of Wishing Wells. Are They Replicable?, by Otto Seren

Slipperychicken
2016-03-31, 04:16 PM
Many fictional titles stolen from our favorite cosmic horror author, some on here are more keeping in theme with a villainous wizard. Since your game probably isn't in the real world, I redacted the place-names and replaced them with [Region].

0142: Clavis Alchimiae (Clavis Alchemical)
0143: Introduction to the Arcane
0144: Bestiary of [Region]
0145: Histories of [Region]
0146: On History
0147: On Religion
0148: Liber Ivonis
0149: Liber Mortis
0150: Book of Eibon
0151: Book of Lod
0152: Cthäat Aquadingen (things of the water), author unknown
0153: De Vermis Mysteriis
0154: On the Sending Out of the Soul
0155: Pnakotic Manuscripts
0156: Revelations of Glaaki
0157: Tarsioid Psalms
0158: Azathoth and Other Horrors
0159: Commentaries on Witchcraft (Robert Fludd)
0160: The Daemonolorum
0161: Of Evill Sorceries done in [Region] of Daemons in no Humane Shape
0162: Occultus (Heiriarchus)
0163: The Soul of Chaos (Hengist Gordon)
0164: Thaumaturgicall Prodigies
0165: The Witch-Cult in [Region] (Dr. Margaret Alice Murray)
0166: Astronomiae instauratae mechanica
0167: Astronomiae instauratae progymnasmata

I am so happy I use excel and didn't need to type out all of those numbers manually.

Gildedragon
2016-03-31, 05:47 PM
0143: The Grimoire Compendium: A list of magical texts - Various Authors
0144: Tomos Botanicus: The Herbolary of Magic - Archmage Teronius and Grand Druid Aardvarius

Kelb_Panthera
2016-04-01, 02:30 AM
145: Spirits and their quirks; a guide to being at one with the cosmos - an anonymous monk
146: Archmage to Wu-jen; a comprehensive guide to spellcasting traditions - Frank, Archivist of Boccob

Ninja_Prawn
2016-04-01, 02:56 AM
First off, some fiction, because not every book in the library has to be about work.

0147: Speaking with Illithids (Book 1 of the Underdark Trilogy) - Gasiad Highbranch
0148: A Myconid at Midnight (Book 2 of the Underdark Trilogy) - Gasiad Highbranch
0149: The Eye of the Beholder (Book 3 of the Underdark Trilogy) - Gasiad Highbranch
0150: Adventures on the Shining Sea - Verra Bronzeshield

Then, a few useful non-fiction texts.

0151: Common Oozes and How to Eradicate Them - Annen Wribrook
0152: Draconic-Infernal Dictionary
0153: Guide to the Inns and Taverns of Sigil - Markus the Unspeakable

Maybe some religious material?

0154: Great Wheel, Great Tree: Cosmology in the Fifteenth Century - Bori Gunulbar
0155: The History of the Dead Three, and Other Tales - compiled by Ulil Moruro
0156: The History of Tymora and Beshaba - Iriel Harlonde

AtlasSniperman
2016-04-01, 03:23 AM
My characters write a lot of these

0157- treatise on traps v1 by ralkin brachyr
0158- treatise on traps v2, field combat by ralkin brachyr
0159- treatise on traps v3, magical traps by ralkin brachyr
0160- begginer merger on lei and mechanical engineering by ralkin brachyr
0161- advanced merger on lei and mechanical engineering by ralkin brachyr
0162- self constructing robotics by ralkin brachyr
0163- a whispered suggestion; oliver cormorant
0164- racial anatomics and arcane evolution by barricha longleaf
0165- Symboldex by huuran althola
0166- scrying for beginners by huuran althola
0167- on good necromancy; a study by huuran althola
0168- will and the inevitable; oliver cormorant

Seto
2016-04-01, 04:42 AM
From my campaign world :

0169 - Sepulchral Musings, by Vermias Laravan (a bold defense of why Necromancy is theologically acceptable)
0170 - Soul-induced magicks and residual magicks, an Introduction, a collaboration between the Wizarding Academy of Ardin and the Church of Boccob.
0171 - First-order magicks and second-order magicks, an advanced Guide, by the Church of Boccob.
0172 - The strain of magic on our minds and how to handle it, by Drogyn Lerson.
0173 - The current state of research on Transmutation, by Honorary Archwizard Eleanor Kain.
0174 - Baleful Polymorph : an Arcane Thesis, by Honorary Archwizard Eleanor Kain.
0175 - The reversibility of Transmutation's undulatory trace, or my challenge to the Elven school of thought, by Honorary Archwizard Eleanor Kain.
0176 - Is Eleanor Kain a Fraud?, by Master Wizard Andiniel Falnëor.
0177 - An account of the Transmutation Controversy, and how Master Falnëor spent one year trapped inside a bottle, by Zell Taran.
0178- A detailed biography of Swordsmaster Alonna de Valpierre, by Zell Taran.
0179- Tales and Poems of Balgan, by Zell Taran.

Vinyadan
2016-04-01, 04:55 AM
180. Soul Density: Find the Right Gem for Your Target, by Zeman Fondly

Ninja_Prawn
2016-04-01, 05:13 AM
Just thought of a few inspired by one of my current campaigns.

0181: On the Ethics of Pixie Dust as a Spell Component - Astra Glitterwing (translated from Sylvan by Raielan Sy'Ar)
0182: I Spied for the Faerie Queens: Branwen Kitsune TELLS ALL! - Branwen Kitsune
0183: To Capture a Swamp-Nymph - Alcazar Blackvale

Lacco
2016-04-04, 03:04 AM
0184: The Masks we Wear - Jacquen H'ghar
0185: The Power of Symbols - author unknown
0186: Advanced Needlework: Stitches that Hold - Riven Skarrgrim
0187: Mummification for Advanced Studies - Hetsut Ahnemtophet et al.
0188: Liver, Bladder and Other Squishy Bits - Irvan Wquerish
0189: Experimental Alchemy for Magical Practitioners - Osmahax the Unclean
0190: Blasphemous Rituals Volume XIII - Durok the Weaver of Shadows

Vinyadan
2016-04-04, 03:28 AM
191. Lost in Translation: Why Isn't Your Spell Working?, by Augustus Sequentis
192. Alternate Endings. A Compendium of Cases in Which the Knight Didn't Save the Damsel, by Ulrike Vonvongard
193. How To Survive a Night with An Undead, by Erwig the Tomb-Tainted
194. Shrinking: What's the Limit?, by Bob the Bomber
195. Magickaholic: Who Needs Sunshine?, by Haribert Funklauncher
196. War and Pieces. My Battlefield Collection, by Vendor the Grafter
197. The Eldritch Theurge as Alternative to a Gunship. Practical Considerations, by Gen. Danton Kradus
198. Is Eating while Casting Unhealthy?, by Bobocop Copperman
199. Magickea, Current Era Catalogue.
200. The Lost Heap, or, Why the Best Die First (and How to Profit from It), by Bacchanus Metalli

Lacco
2016-04-04, 07:17 AM
0201: Life, Death and Undeath of Xzp'arsxzy'r'ltis the Lich - Xzp'arsxzy'r'ltis the Lich (autobiography)
0202: Magic in Blood - Autopsy of Elf - Ismaraz the Devourer
0203: Magic and Blood - Practical Guide to Sorcerors - Malakarai the Red
0204: Blood Magic - Practical Guide - Ahemar Qaradis
0205: Dark Arts: Artisan's Guide to Black and Gray - Mrazand Mazaridin
0206: Necromantic Circles and Their Various Effects on Summoning, Binding and Banishing - Caspar Viridinis
0207: Stone Circles of [insert world] - Uraz Graabraz
0208: Astronomical Phenomena of [insert world] and Their Various Effects on Summoning, Binding and Banishing - Caspar Viridinis
0209: To Acquire Mastery of Ray Spells - Nirsind I'alvaar
0210: Demonical Effigies of [insert country] - Raisin Marjorie

TheTeaMustFlow
2016-04-04, 09:16 AM
0211: Combat Trigonometry, or: How To Not Incinerate Your Allies - Renault 'Red' Blaine, Evoker Extraordinaire.
0212: Thoughts on the Conquest of Encier - Laszlo Strasser, Suel Archanamach
0213: A True History of the Suelese Conquest - Tarquel V, Last Queen-Bishop of Encier.
0214: How Bad Could It Be? Vol. I: Why Friends Don't Let Friends Near the Deck of Many Things - Mercer, Elven Rogue.
0215: How Bad Could It Be? Vol. II: Why One Should Not Question A Beholder's Life Choices - Mercer, Elven Rogue and onetime Statue.
0216: How Bad Could It Be? Vol, III: Why Friends Don't Let Familiars Near the Deck of Many Things Either - Mercer, Silver Wyrm, onetime Statue and erstwhile Elven Rogue.
0217: The Fourth Voyage Across the Sea - Lord Salvadore Perissus
0218: Threats Transcending Borders, a Treatise Written For All Kingdoms - Wesley Garrosh
0219: Wesley Garrosh is a Damned Liar - Riker Garrosh
0220: Lighting A Flame In The Phlogiston, and Other Errors: A Critique of Fleet Strategy in the Second Unhuman War - Captain-Commodore Icarus Moonshadow, Elven Imperial Navy (discharged)

Ninja_Prawn
2016-04-04, 01:28 PM
0221: Five Proposals for the Improvement of Crop Yields by Means Arcane and Divine - Stanson Wilders
0222: Transmundane Agriculture is a Threat to the Common Man - Korali Amberspark, Court Mage to Mayor Openhand
0223: Deregulate Agricultural Magic Now! - Lady Ellacia Derezan, Baron Kyndale
0224: The Economic Miracle of Kyndale - Sun Liling
0225: A Study of the Environmental Hazards Associated with Uncontrolled Sorcery - Korali Amberspark, Court Mage to Mayor Openhand
0226: Transmundane Agriculture: The Future Starts Today! - Stanson Wilders
0227: A Legal Framework for the Outlawing of Magically-Enhanced Farming - Korali Amberspark, Court Mage to Mayor Openhand
0228: Open Letter to Miss. Amberspark, 23rd Myrtul 1492 - Stanson Wilders
0229: Proceedings of 2nd Kythorn 1492: The Trial of Mr. Stanson Wilders for the Crime of Seditious Libel - Arravash Magistrate's Court

ApocalypseSquid
2016-04-04, 08:01 PM
0230: Ethics of Transformation Magic on Nonhumans- Koljor Ardelat
0231: An Exploration in the Magic of Fallen Civilizations- Dhara Nolher
0232: Musings on the Consumption of Thoughts - K'llthol Nikqarhll - translated from the initial illithid by Gharen "The Mad"
0233: Natural Heirarchies of All Beings, Mortal and Immortal - Gharen "The Mad"

Twelvetrees
2016-04-13, 01:56 PM
0224: Notes on Various Effects of Wild Magic on Gnollish Physiology - Gadren Thusorn

0225: An Introduction to Goblinoid Courting - Druv Volgu

0226: Rust Monsters: Housing and Care - Alden Winstanley

0227: The Many Uses of an Unseen Servant - Julius Omond

Bohandas
2016-05-11, 10:26 PM
As an additional resource I'd like to point you all to the random title generator "Bookspinner (http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=bookspinner)" on Seventh Sanctum

http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=bookspinner

Slipperychicken
2016-05-11, 11:43 PM
As an additional resource I'd like to point you all to the random title generator "Bookspinner (http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=bookspinner)" on Seventh Sanctum

http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=bookspinner

Well well well, that is a good one. Posting the first 20 from I got from it.

0228: A Comparison of Longbows and Shortbows
0229: A Criticism of the Cultural Leaders of the City
0230: A Discussion of the Maintenance of the Crossbow-pistol and Sword
0231: A Tutorial of Ancient Sorceries
0232: An Abridged Peacetime Comparison of Tridents and Darts
0233: An Overview of The Courtship Rituals of The Cyclops
0234: Ancient Theurgy
0235: Classic Evocations for Enchanters
0236: Current Studies of The Respiratory System of Trolls
0237: Falsehoods Concerning the Legendary Clerics of the Territories
0238: Goblins' Mating Habits
0239: Minions Serving the Vengeance Gods
0240: Sayings of the Great Birth Goddess
0241: Summoning for the Wizard
0242: The Barony's Ideological Crimes
0243: The Codex of Enchantment
0244: The Legendary Blasphemers of the Plant God
0245: The Peacetime Use of Remedial Evocations
0246: The Rituals of the Forge Goddess
0247: The Skeletal System of Harpies

Knaight
2016-05-12, 03:32 AM
Handcopied textbook tomes, from the mage's days as an apprentice, all of which can have a prestigious mage's name stuck in them somewhere:

0268-0278

Practical Alchemy
Alchemy Vitae
Alchemy Avitae
Alchemy: The Central Magic
Introductory Herbalism
Mystical Herbs
Material and Magical Balances in Alchemical Engineering
Principles of Enchantment
Humanoid Enchantment
Thermoalchemy


0279-0289 (0281 through 0287 need to appear together)
Individual papers, in much more detail:

Purification of wolfbane extract in owlbear fat solvents.
Longevity effects on enchantment resistance among elven priests
Sobriety as charm vulnerability in adult dwarves - Uther Stonewarden, 1214
Sobriety as charm resistance in adult dwarves - Mordak Gemweaver, 1215
Sobriety has no effect on charm efficacy among adult dwarves - Uther Stonewarden, 1216
The effects of alcohol on dwarven charm resistance evaluated on a per alcohol basis - Mordak Gemweaver, 1215
Sobriety still has no effect on charm efficacy among adult dwarves - Uther Stonewarden, 1217
Alchemical analysis of blood alchohol concentration in dwarves - Abernath The Great, 1219
Charm susceptability as an effect of blood alcohol level in adult dwarven populations - Uther Stonewarden and Mordak Gemweaver, 1220
Maximizing generational size changes in mammal-amphibian crossbreeding
Possible applications for subterranean mushroom spores in production of potion precursors

Gravitron5000
2016-05-12, 08:23 AM
Secluded in the back of the library, away from prying eyes are the following three tomes. The pages are worn and bindings cracked from heavy use.

0290 - Fluffy Bunnies vol. I
0291 - Fluffy Bunnies vol. II - Too Fluffy
0292 - Fluffy Bunnies vol. III - Soooo Fluffy

Bohandas
2016-05-12, 11:34 AM
0293 This Old Dungeon (by Bob Villain)

DavidSh
2016-05-12, 03:01 PM
294: Proceedings of the 1043rd International Conference on Calling, Summoning, and Teleportation

Shoot Da Moon
2016-05-12, 07:17 PM
295: Don't Do What Donny Don't Does: First Principles of Safe Spellcasting

296: I Know You're Reading This Title, [Player Character's name]

297: Break Those Chains That Bind You

Shoot Da Moon
2016-05-12, 07:20 PM
298: Observation of Einstein-Podolsky-Rosen Entanglement on Supraquantum Structures by Induction Through Nonlinear Transuranic Crystal of Extremely Long Wavelength (ELW) Pulse from Mode-Locked Source Array

Bohandas
2016-05-12, 08:56 PM
299: Flammable Objects: A Comprehensive List

300: 666 Things to Do In The Lower Planes

301: Making Friends: My Life As A Golem Crafter

Bohandas
2016-05-13, 06:40 PM
302.) Potions I Have Known And Loved

303.) Military Applications of the Alchemic Transmutation of Essence of Pitchblende

304.) The Shrieking Wind: An Interview With the Abyssal Prince Miska the Wolf-Spider During His Exile In Pandemonium

305.) The Biblionomicon

306.) Asses and Gasses: A Study Of Equines of the Elemental Plane of Air

307.) The Book Of Vexingly Insufficient Light

308.) Lose Weight The Antigravity Way

Gildedragon
2016-05-13, 06:51 PM
309) On the Existence and Measurement of the Six Fundamentals of Individuals.- St. Deco Inwich

Madbox
2016-05-14, 06:34 AM
309. How to Cast 'Friends' and Influence People: A Guide to Effective Charms- by Dill Carnough

310. No More Guano: Basic Magic Foci Construction- by Eve Oaker.

311. The Infiltration of Incompetent's Isthmus: A Primer on Martial Application of Magic- by Sir Major General Shaka deHannibal.

TheTeaMustFlow
2016-05-14, 10:11 AM
311. The Infiltration of Incompetent's Isthmus: A Primer on Martial Application of Magic- by Sir Major General Shaka deHannibal.

Strictly speaking, that should be Major General Sir Shaka deHannibal. Aaanyway...

312: Combat Abjuration, or: How To Not Get Incinerated - Renault 'Red' Blaine, Evoker Extraordinaire.
313: Living On A Prayer: Memoirs of a Sacred Exorcist - Maurice Helgred, Sword of St. Cuthbert
314: The Burning Hate, Being A Revelation Of The Dark Secrets Of The So-Called Shining One - Unknown
315: The Vital Pact - Argyll Te'Shea
316: Malconvokation and Malfeasance: On Certain Heresies Against The Sun Father - Archbishop Jozan, Church Inquisitor to the Peloran Faithful

Gildedragon
2016-05-14, 01:29 PM
317: Of Mice and Men: Transmutation, Sapience and the Soul
318: Of Mice and Men: Using Divination to Prevent Disaster
319: Of Mice and Men: On My Experience As An Urban Druid
320: Of Mice and Men: A Treatise on Company (from cohorts to familiars)

Madbox
2016-05-14, 06:30 PM
Strictly speaking, that should be Major General Sir Shaka deHannibal.

Ah, my bad. Tank you for pointing that out.

321. Theoretical Concepts Behind Constructing a Philosopher's Stone- by N. Flameel (with intro by Harold Ceramicist)
322.5th Dimensional Constructs and their Applications- by Pauli Hidron

Bohandas
2016-05-15, 12:58 AM
323.) The Searing Catalog: Mail Order Items From The Elemental Plane of Fire

ZxxZ
2016-05-15, 05:52 PM
324: A Treatise on Prayer: Spells and Communication across Planar Boundaries
325: Bynding vnd Svmmoning IV Neophytes
326: Elemental Psychology Association Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mana Disorders Volume Five

TheTeaMustFlow
2016-05-24, 06:15 AM
327: Ardent to Wilder, Being a Complete Treatise on the Psionic Arts, etc. - Lord Saeomon, Cerebremancer.
328: Suel Expeditionary Field Guide: Underdark - Laszlo Strasser, Suel Arcanamach.
329: Fearful Symmetry: An Account of the Last Rakshasa War - Sky Marshal Yvonne 'Catslayer' Ugarte, 4th Human Interstellar.
330: Denying the Urge to Theurge, A Case against the Combination of Arcane and Divine - Caphodel Berrendar, Master Specialist..
331: Simply Fascinating! Memoirs of a Magus, vol. II - Kalind Leschay, Ultimate Magus.
332: The 'Mage Armour' Myth: A Rebuttal - Caspian LaMont, Abjurant Champion.
333: Criminal Dossier #628: Leruun Anstrun, 'Eldritch Disciple' (Heresy, Treason, Vandalism) - Kory Stargazer, Commonwealth Star Chamber.
334: Criminal Dossier #793: Oslavan Kaligos, 'Eldritch Theurge' (Proscribed Arcana, Murder, Theft of Commonwealth Property) - Kory Stargazer, Commonwealth Star Chamber.
335: People Change: A Biography of Torgar Coalhair, the Enlightened Spirit - Arilus Gendor, former Innkeeper.
336: The Holy Scourge: Confessor Ruprecht Varsuun, and His Part in My Downfall - Count Lucius Darvold, Vampire Lord, twice deceased.
337: Music is Life, Music is Death - Lalage Amatifa, Lyric Thaumaturge
338: Criminal Dossier #912: Lukaas Duskwhisper 'Nightmare Spinner' (Proscribed Arcana, Espionage, Mass Murder) - Kory Stargazer, Commonwealth Star Chamber.
339: Nothing to Understand: On the Futility of Comprehending the Wild Soul - Archdruid Vadania, speech given to the Green Conclave prior to its schism.

Cealocanth
2016-05-24, 11:48 PM
340: So You Want to be a Lich - Five Easy Steps to a More Skeletal You by Archmage Morthog the Destroyer
341: Web of Lies - A Despot's Guide to Power by King William the Terrible
342: Tides of War - Memoirs of an Old Orc By Grognar Maneater
343: Bits and Pieces - Making the Most of Your Spare Parts by Rev. Thomas the Fallen
344: The Meditations of Our Hearts - The Writings of the Lost Men of Dagon by Lord Tiberius II
345: The Problem with Pixies by Ellandria Stone
346: How I Got Back Alive - An Apocryphist's Guide to The Elemental Plane of Evil by Erdur Mellanger
347: An Idiot's Guide to Summoning Circles by Alesheva Moore
348: Those Wretched Halls - Maps and Records from the Halls of Eternal Torment by Michael Chandler

Bohandas
2016-05-25, 01:37 AM
Parodies of the kind of random book names Dwarf Fortress generates:

349. I Can't Believe It's Not the Human
350. Can Idle Speculation Save The World?
351. Understanding Confusion
352. To Arrogance and Glory
353. Could It Be Uncertainty?
354. And She Sang Bawdy Tavern Songs

Actual book names generated in my current Dwarf Fortress game

355. Captivated by Worried Doom
356. True Rythm
357. Victory By The Path of the Moon
358. The World Without the Center
359. A Humble Offering To The Gutter
360. A Meditation On Eclipses
361. A World of Predator and Prey
362. Anguish and the Trampled Fury
363: Animal Diseases: Problems and Solutions
364. Animal Courtship: My Only Mistake
365. The Book of Knowledge
366. Book of the Moving World
367. Can the Sun and Moon Save the World?
368. Commentary on Trade Maps
369. Civilization Might Help
370. Concerning Predator and Prey
371. Discourse on Perception
372. Dissection: Problems and Solutions
373. Do We Understand the Path of the Moon
374. Elements of the Quadratic Equation
375. Errors in Anatomy
376. Explorations of the MountainHome
377. Exploring Animal Embryos
378. Factual Humans: A New Approach
379. For The Love of Making Maps
380. The Great Stationary Sun
381. Ignorance in the Modern Era
382. In Pursuit of the Moon's Path
383. Inquiries on Trade
384. Inquiries on the Food Chain
385. Journey to Knowledge
386. Journey to the Moon
387. Joy Explained
388. Life With Humans
389. Lonesome Freedom
390. Master of the Stars
391. Meditations on Social Animals
392. Memories and Nothing More
393. Misconceptions about the Sun and Moon
394. Mysteries of Civilization
395. Observation For Students
396. Ores in the Age of Myths
397. Principles of Rainfall
398. Rainfall and Rivers, My Life
399. Records of Lunar Phases
400. Reflections on the Body
401. Secret Observation
402. Secret Surgery
403. Social Animals: A Brief Introduction
404. Strange Animal Diets
405. Strange Stars
406. The Facts: My Only Mistake
407. Equations: The Definitive Guide
408. The Future of the Stars
409. Goblins in the Age of Myth
410. The Human: A Brief Introduction
411. Secrets of the Economy
412. The Soul: Fact or Fiction?
413. The Study of Trees
414. The Wizard's Guide to Adhesives
415. The Wizard's Guide to Anatomy
416. The World of the Warrior
417. Thoughts On The Poor
418. Traditional Metals
419. Treatise on Dwarves

pausing the list for a moment for an aside

420. The Dank Hemp Sutra, by Olidammara (attributed)

continuing the list

421. Uncanny Wind Patterns
422. Victory By Dissection

Eldan
2016-05-25, 03:33 AM
423. Keraunomancy for Beginners, by Shesasalk Garr
424. And yet it Moves - Advanced Telekinesis, Author Unknown
425. YS ATUN VRAMA PRESH - Seven Syllables of Royalty
426. Codex of Supernatural Planar Diseases by Findelwald Tungsten
427. Deliberations on the Blood Queen of Minauros by Viscount Mammon
428. Fundamentals of Magic, by Armory 99
429. The Planetouched: from Fiend to Fomor, by Lexicat Kull
430. Magical Essences: from Amber to Zirconium, by
431. Stay 5 Miles Upwind, a Beginner's Guide to Phlogiston, by Ragnar Sunnafried
432. A Lexicon of Infernal Truenames from A...[Rest ist is burned]
433. The Stars Behind the Stars , by Kreesam Rahandra
434. Nigredo - Destruction and the Magnum Opus, by N. Flamel
435. Why not use Fire? - Creative Problemsolving, by Ashakaraxelehsvanatorus, the Crimson Claw
436. Behind and Between - the Astral Plane, by Liram Laxat
437. Magical Creatures and How to Eat them, by Xanxost
438. I knew you would find this, [Player Character] - A very specific Guide to Divination

Cealocanth
2016-05-25, 11:27 AM
425. YS ATUN VRAMA PRESH - Seven Syllables of Royalty


I don't know how you're pronouncing this, but I count six syllables. Is that the point?

439: The Alchemical Soup - An Augur's Guide to Alchemical Abiogenesis by Dark Lord Therin Stonehammer

Gildedragon
2016-05-25, 02:45 PM
440: Messianic Prophecies of the Great Ocean: Xozs En'wan

Eldan
2016-05-25, 07:13 PM
I don't know how you're pronouncing this, but I count six syllables. Is that the point?

I am a consumate liar and the seventh syllable is not spoken with the tongue of flesh. (http://killsixbilliondemons.com/comic/kill-six-billion-demons-chapter-1/)

441: The Iron Rose: Lady Melissa Heartwright and the Unseelie Wars

Bohandas
2016-05-25, 10:59 PM
From my now defunct MSPA messageboard forum adventure "Ekolid"

442. Field Guide to Common Mortal Bipeds
443. Bettor's Guide to The Blood War
444. Hot Bodies - A character examining this book will find it to be filled with detailed woodcuts of people burning to death

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http://s20.postimg.org/yq9i9mblp/Bettor_s_Guide_to_the_Blood_War.png
http://s20.postimg.org/lv1imuwcd/Hot_Bodies_Sized.png

Cealocanth
2016-05-26, 10:36 PM
445.) What Color is a White Horse - An Illusionist's Guide to Optics by Perrin Fritzcannon

Bohandas
2016-06-06, 11:59 PM
446.) The Coloring Book Out Of Space

http://s20.postimg.org/ob3c0pef1/The_Coloring_Book_Out_of_Space_Touched_Up_Si.png

447.) The Omnomnomicon: 666 Evil Recipes

448.) Your Stupid Minds: A Guide to Manipulatiin

449.) 101 Bawdy Hymns

JAL_1138
2016-06-07, 04:40 PM
450: With a Thousand Lies and a Good Disguise: the Bard's Handbook, Vol. 1
451: The Joker and the Thief: the Bard's Handbook, Vol. 2
452: Sound the Horn and Call the Cry: the Bard's Handbook, Vol. 3

Nashira
2016-06-08, 10:15 PM
I made this one up for a short film I wrote/filmed a little while ago.
453: Mystical Venereal Diseases - a medical journal on diseases one might catch whilst courting the more "exotic" members from beyond the material plane. I can provide some examples of anyone is curious.

Bohandas
2016-06-08, 11:38 PM
From various Mel Brooks movies:

454.) How I Did It (a treatise on the reanimation of dead tissue)

455.) The Theory and Theology of the Evil Undead

Bohandas
2016-06-19, 12:23 PM
456.) Classification of Spirits (regarding ghosts and outsiders)
457.) Classification of Spirits (regarding liquor)


I made this one up for a short film I wrote/filmed a little while ago.
453: Mystical Venereal Diseases - a medical journal on diseases one might catch whilst courting the more "exotic" members from beyond the material plane. I can provide some examples of anyone is curious.

That sounds extremely interesting


445.) What Color is a White Horse - An Illusionist's Guide to Optics by Perrin Fritzcannon

Grey if we believe the misleading jargon

Madbox
2016-06-20, 02:04 AM
I made this one up for a short film I wrote/filmed a little while ago.
453: Mystical Venereal Diseases - a medical journal on diseases one might catch whilst courting the more "exotic" members from beyond the material plane. I can provide some examples of anyone is curious.

If they have that, then they might have...
458: Play Being, Entertainment for Sapients, with every monthly issue for the past 500 years

Bohandas
2016-07-18, 12:09 PM
459.) History of Notable Cursed Gems and Jewelry

EDIT:
460.) Index of Band Books by the cult of Heward
461.) Construction of Urban Housing Using Non-Standard Building Materials by Zagyg Yragerne
462.) Paranormal Urban Development by Zagyg Yragerne
463.) Stone etched copy of epic spell Zagyg's Towering Inferno

Evocation (Fire)
Spellcraft DC: 81

Components: V, S, M, F, focus, xp
Casting Time: 11 minutes
Range: 300 Feet
Area: four 60 foot wide by 200 foot high walls and twenty 60 foot by 60 foot floors
Durion: Permanent
Saving Throw: Yes
Spell Resistence: Yes
To Develop: Seed energy (200x200 wall of flame) (DC 19) factors: increase area to 3x (+8), unusual shape (ad hoc +3), permanemt (x5) increase cating time by 10 minutes (-20), Decrease damage die 1 step (-5), component: wand of wall of fire (ad hoc -8, based on the wand's xp cost to create), focus: ring of fire elemental command (ad hoc -16, based on xp cost divided by 5), burn 2000 xp (-20)

Conjusres a 60 foot wide, 200 foot high, 20 story building made of fire. One side of each wall and floor, selected by the caster, sends forth waves of energy, dealing 2d3 points of fire damage to creatures within 10 feet and 1d3 points of fire damage to those past 10 feet but within 20 feet. The wall deals this damage when it appears and in each round that a creature enters or remains in the area. In addition, the wall deals 2d4+20 points of fire damage to any creature passing through it. Even if the spell fails it still creates four regular Walls of Fire along the tower's base which appear 6 minutes into casting and persist for 1 round per caster level afterward

Focus: A Ring 0f Fire Element Command. All of its spells must be ready to use when the castib starts and all are discharged by the time the spellcasting ends (so one would need to wait a day after casting the spell before one could use the ring again for wall of Fire, and a week before one could use it for Flame Strike)

Material component: A fully charged wand of Wall of Fire, which is completely depleted by the spell.

XP Cost: 2000 xp

Gildedragon
2016-07-18, 06:25 PM
464.) Z'zagats Guide to The Planes
465.) Myghellin's Divinatory Almanac

Bohandas
2016-07-28, 02:43 PM
466.) Interpretation of Dreams
467.) Magic Runes Made E Z

Lentrax
2016-07-29, 04:24 PM
468-487. A Brief History of the Fourth Wizard War. (Abridged)

Bohandas
2016-08-02, 07:54 AM
488.) Madhouse Powerhouse: Harnessing the Power of the Outer Planes Through Delusion

Segev
2016-08-02, 09:07 AM
489) Final Words (a collection of copies of the last pages of journals written by adventurers who died while on quests)

490) Serpent Sorting (a book on various kinds of snakes. Protected by sepia's snake sigil and contains both that spell and summon monster VII with an emphasis on how to use it to call snakes)

Bohandas
2016-08-06, 07:33 PM
491.) The End Was The Beginning: The Retrocausal Descent of Illithids From Githyanki Stock

Bohandas
2016-08-24, 12:16 AM
492.) Journal of High Energy Metaphysics
493.) The Onyx Tablet of Boccob
494.) The Starving Peasant Diet

The Bandicoot
2016-08-24, 07:29 AM
495.) Capriciously Callous Cantrips
496.)Effaciously Effervescent Evocations
497.)Divinely Deterrent Divinations

Segev
2016-08-24, 01:28 PM
498.) On The Summoning And Binding of the Demon Abcdefghijklmnopqurstuvwxys.

Eldan
2016-08-24, 01:41 PM
495: Migmar's Micronomicon: A guide to appropriately sized spells for the Tiny
Contains 40 spells for faeries and other very small spellcasters who will rarely ever need to set something on fire that's 20 feet in diameter.

496: The Shadow War: Eladrin, Succubi, Rakshasa and Others, by Zerpeflex Krin
On the impact of powerful shapeshifters with political agendas on mortal civilizations. Draws the surprising conclusion that a lot of their impact was actually positive.

The Bandicoot
2016-08-24, 10:39 PM
501.)Over Half-way There: A Guide to Intermediate Teleportation

One Step Two
2016-08-24, 11:37 PM
502: Treatises on Time Travel Volume 3: By Vardus the Mad, published 1235 DR
503: Treatises on Time Travel Volume 2: By Vardus the Mad, published 1242 DR
504: Treatises on Time Travel Volume 1: By Vardus the Mad, published 1247 DR

Bohandas
2016-08-25, 12:39 AM
505.) Multiversal Principles
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506.) The Divine Docudrama
507.) Liberation Through Swearing During the Intermediate State
508.) The Book of Coming Forth Around Eleven-ish

Feralgeist
2016-08-25, 03:50 AM
In a game I'm currently in i made up the title of

509.) Interdimensional stonemasonry: 86 ways to cook for a Xorn.

Lentrax
2016-08-25, 03:56 AM
510: Advanced Evocation 405: You shall not pass.
511: Transfiguration and You: About that cat...
512: Law 522: Rights of the Undead When Sentience Is In Absentia.
513: Time Travel: A Practical Guide to Relating to Yourself.

Segev
2016-08-25, 11:17 AM
514: The Gredforge Book of Hillariously Cursed Items

Bohandas
2016-09-01, 11:29 PM
515.) Bestiary of Celestial Creatures

AtlasSniperman
2016-09-02, 12:45 AM
516) Bestiary of Fiendish Creatures
517) The Celestials guide to mortal planes.
518) The Fiends guide to slave planes.
519) Do Outsiders think you are a joke, by Flai Dedorf

Segev
2016-09-02, 09:44 AM
520) The Mortal's Guide to Loophole-Free Infernal Contracts You Can Trust, by M. Phistopheles.

JAL_1138
2016-09-02, 10:53 AM
521: 1,001 Ways to Die: Concerning the Subject of Water and its Many Dangers

Lord Torath
2016-09-02, 11:48 AM
521: 1,001 Ways to Die: Concerning the Subject of Water and its Many DangersHah! I think I'll include that on the shelf of the next wizard my party encounters! As soon as they get back from the Isle of Dread, anyway. Is there a PC name you'd like to attach as the Author?

JAL_1138
2016-09-02, 03:01 PM
Hah! I think I'll include that on the shelf of the next wizard my party encounters! As soon as they get back from the Isle of Dread, anyway. Is there a PC name you'd like to attach as the Author?

There'd be a thousand and one, all dead...*thousand-yard stare*

Man, I've lost so many over the years I'm not sure how to pick one above the others. "A collection of historical accounts, compiled by J. Ayell the Scribe," perhaps.

The Bandicoot
2016-09-02, 05:23 PM
522:Death From Above :An Intricate Examination of the Common Dire Squirrel

JAL_1138
2016-09-02, 06:54 PM
523) The Art of Dungeon Design, by Karereca Hcilimed

524) 1,001 More Ways to Die: Concerning the Perils of Adventuring as a Beginning Wizard

525) Ledgerdomain: The Adventurer's Guide to Tax Avoidance Strategies and Interplanar Accounting

526) Needs More Magma: Principles of Dwarven Engineering and Architecture, as Related by the Masters of these Arts from the Realm of the Twelve Bays, with Case Studies and Examples, compiled by Urist McScribe

soldersbushwack
2016-09-02, 11:07 PM
524) Dungeons and Drapery: A New Dialectic
on Interior Design and Destruction
525) Bugbark's Illustrated Guide to Darkness
526) Vecna's Hidden Secrets of Neck Romancy
527) High Priest Mixolatl's Guide to Pediatric Heart Surgery

Bohandas
2016-09-05, 11:21 PM
528.) This Old Dungeon: Destroying Debilitating and Decapitating Intruders to Older Lairs

red_kangaroo
2016-09-06, 05:16 AM
529. Guilty Conscience, Vol. XVII: On the Subject of Random Encounters, Sapient Monsters and Remorse
530. Practical Guide to Necromansery for Every Everydaymans by Pete Gravediggings
531. I Am the Servant of God: the Intriguing Tale of a Stolen Egg, Life Among Humans and Its Woes and Joys, the Miraculous Youngling and Escaping the Injustice - Autobiography of Xissixlalass the Favoured Soul of Semuanya
532. I Am the Servant of God: the Dreams of Homeland Unfulfilled, My People - My Sorrow, Unity is Strength and the Great Lizardfolk Convention - Autobiography of Xissixlalass the High Priest of Semuanya
533. I Am the Voice of God: How to Build Your Empire, Lebensraum for Lizardfolk, Scales Good - Skin Bad and the Last Thoughts Before Battle - Autobiography of Xissixlalass the Pope of Semuanya
534. I Am the Voice of God: Battles Won and Battles Lost, What Shall We Do With a Captive Human, Where Dinosaurs Lost We Prevail and the Burden of Power I Shall Bear Upon My Shoulders - Autobiography of Xissixlalass the Priest-King of Lizardfolk
535. I Am the God: the Whole World Lies Before Us, the Glorious Deeds of Mine, I Am Xissixlalass, thy God and Thus Spake the Almighty - Autobiography of Xissixlalass the God-Emperor of Lizardfolk
536. He Was the Favoured of Mine: Of Humility - unknown author, found in the ruins of the Grand Ziggurat of Xissixlalass
537. 1000 Magical Insects and 1001 Mystical Insects
538. Cantrips for Cripples #7 - No Need for Hands When You Have Mage Hand
539. Alicorns of Arcadia
540. The Complete Companion to Funny Fungi
541. Thy Wish Is My Command: The Genie Etiquette
542. The Magic of Mammaries (by Mordenkainen)
543. Weird Molds and How to Brew Them
544. Astronomy or Astrology: The Answer is in the Stars
545. Raising Undead for Fun and Profit
546. It Was Inevitable, the Zelekuth Publishing
547. Inquisition: The History of Unexpectedness

JAL_1138
2016-09-18, 06:32 PM
548: The Tragic Irony: How Forty-Thousand Souls Bled and Died in Fifteen Years of War for the Relics of a Pacifistic Saint
549: That Which Redeems, Vol. I: Of the Ilmatari Paladin Ser Aljernon and the Succubus Meridiana
550: That Which Redeems, Vol. II: Of the Knight Ser Aljernon and the Succubus Meridiana
551: That Which Redeems, Vol. III: Of the Blackguard Ser Aljernon and the Succubus Meridiana
552: That Which Redeems, Vol. IV: Of the Blackguard Ser Aljernon and the Ilmatari Novice Meridiana
553: That Which Redeems, Vol. V: Of the Blackguard Ser Aljernon and the Ilmatari Paladin Ser Meridiana
554: That Which Redeems, Vol. VI: Of the Knight Ser Aljernon and the Paladin Ser Meridiana
555: That Which Redeems, Vol VII: Of the Ilmatari Paladins Ser Aljernon and Ser Meridiana
556: That Which Redeems, Vol VIII: Of the Children of the Penitents

Squiddish
2016-09-18, 06:55 PM
557. Of Rabbits and Grails: A memoir by Tim

Bohandas
2016-10-30, 06:21 PM
558.) Necronomicon Ex-Mortis, Roughly Translated "Book of the Dead" - Legend has it that it was written by the Dark Ones. The book served as a passage way, to the evil worlds beyond. It was written long ago when the seas ran red with blood, It was this blood that was used to ink the book. In the year 1300 AD, The book dissapeared.

Jama7301
2016-10-30, 06:28 PM
Tucked away in the back, in shame.

559.) So You Want To Be Social? A Guide to Good First Impressions

JAL_1138
2016-10-30, 06:44 PM
560: On the Curious Nature of the Unchanging Multiversal Gold Standard and the Utter Inexplicability Thereof, or How to Give an Economist an Aneurism

Dragonexx
2016-10-30, 08:50 PM
561: The Complete Book of Elves: **** you you ****ing **** pointy eared ******y treehugging horse****ing ****eating ******anklyodon arrogant what the dictating spell is still on?
562: 101 Ways to Cook a Mephit, By Xanxost the Slaad.
563: Pandemonium and it's Many Mindsets
564: Athas, and Why You Should Avoid It
565: Paladine/Bahumut, The Paradox Solved!
566: A Comparison of Palanthas Shirt Fabrics, Volume 12, Collar Fabrics
567: Definitely Not Explosive Runes
568: Okay, Seriously this Time. No Explosive Runes
569: Okay, the Explosive Runes Stop Now. For reals!
570: Senur Evisolpxe
571: Your Still Here? Okay Okay, This Book for Real has the Map!
572: This is Just too Easy. Okay, I Promise the Next Book has no Explosive Runes.
573: An Study of Symbol Spells.
574: Crazy Things Angels can Do with Their Wings!

Jama7301
2016-10-30, 09:00 PM
575). Vileth's Tactical Handbook vol I - Your Meat Shield and You
576). Vileth's Tactical Handbook vol II - Friendly Fire
577). Vileth's Tactical Handbook vol III - Why Won't It Burn? Tips for Dealing with Spell Resistance
578). Vileth's Tactical Handbook vol IV - How to Bend the Cosmos Responsibly

Dragonexx
2016-10-30, 09:34 PM
579: "Tarrasques? In my world?" (It's more likely than you think.)

Khaiel
2016-10-31, 04:58 AM
580: Dramatic Science for Beginners Vol. I: Moving at the speed of the plot.
581: Dramatic Science for Beginners Vol. II: Unobtanium and you.
582: Dramatic Science for Beginners Vol. III: Convection schmonvection.

Lentrax
2016-10-31, 07:46 AM
583: This Old Dungeon by Bob Vila.

JAL_1138
2016-10-31, 08:24 AM
584: The Most Important Piece of Gear You Will Ever Own: An Ode to the Humble Ten-Foot Pole. (Author's Note: This volume was written on three 10ft poles which were processed into paper via the Fabricate spell, using a stylus made from the leftover remnants.)

Jama7301
2016-11-01, 03:03 PM
585: Double Double, Fizz, Bang, Bubble: Avoiding Common Alchemical Mistakes.

Efrate
2016-11-02, 01:05 AM
586: Hunt, Kill, Eat, Love - A guide to Magical and mundane Animals by Thokk "One Tusk" Deerlover, Druid
587: Treating Common and Uncommon Maladies Derived From Mundane and Magical Beasts: Thilvarra Silverbrow, Healer
588: That crazy orc is at it again: Hilarious tales of a Self proclaimed "Animal Lover" - By Thorbin Redbeard of Clan IronAnvil.
589: Why are we still here? by Jon and Jan, Dvati; Telepath(s)
590: The Gold is in his Favorite Stuffed Doe - Rayvin, Halfling Rogue.

Yukitsu
2016-11-02, 01:38 AM
From an actual character I had played.

591: Personal Pronouns and Other Grammar Under Temporal Alterations and Omniscience ~ Cael
592: Biological Network Nodes of Integrated Single Cell Organisms ~ Cael
593: A Treatise on Ethical Lichdom ~ Cael
594: Pre-Histories: A Causal Treatise on the Impending Catastrophe of 1783 ~ Cael
595: Harnessing Individual Greed to Enhance Society ~ Cael
596: Trade Embargoes and Other Economic Warfare ~ Cael
597: A Response to the Criticisms of "The Meta-Ethics of Omniscience and Guidance" ~ Cael
598: The Meta-Ethics of Omniscience and Guidance ~ Cael
599: Pragmatic Justification for Avoiding Post Scarcity in a World of Advanced Magic ~ Cael
600: Astrology for Complete and Utter Plonkers ~ Cael
601: Tricarboxylic Acid Cycle in Android Voltaic Circulatory Systems (AKA how to make a lemon powered robot) ~ Eliza Watts
602: Recursive Non-Euclidean Materials and their Observed Properties ~ Eliza Watts
603: Interaction of Recursive Non-Euclidean Materials and Singularities ~ Eliza Watts
604: Observed Properties of Spontaneous Portal Manifestation ~ Eliza Watts
605: Psionic Sub Space Manifestation: Observations of Physical Laws in Other Worlds ~ Jo Pistachio
606: Evolving Network Relays with Semi-Randomized Weighted Outcomes: Free Will in AI ~ Jo Pistachio
607: Rat DNA Alteration to Grow Solar Voltaic Nano-Tubules ~ Jo Pistachio

Segev
2016-11-02, 09:58 AM
608: Confessions of a Wizard: Yes, I did it.

TheFamilarRaven
2016-11-02, 03:11 PM
609: Rainbows and Butterflies Without the Compromise: A Guide to Top Quality Magical Reagents

610: Masters of The Multiverse: A History of the Most Powerful Mages of All Time

611: Pointy Hats Weekly: Fashionable Robes for the Discerning Wizard

Vinyadan
2016-11-02, 04:12 PM
612. You Really Should Read This Book, by Plotius Hook.

JAL_1138
2016-11-02, 04:32 PM
613: If I Ever Leave This World Alive: A Bard's Guide to Resurrection and Planar Travel
614: The Generalist: How to Do Everything
615: The Charismatic and the Dead: Paladin Combat Training for Sorcerers and Bards

Tiktik Ironclaw
2016-11-02, 06:15 PM
616. 101 Utility Spells: The Generalist's Edition
617. Wizards: You Are the Best, by Monty the Cook
618. Pole-Arms or Spiked Chains? A Treatise on Armament Fetishes
619. Kobolds, by Tucker
620. The Lust of the Sinister Drow Priestesses, by Sal Acious
621. Hobgoblin Homecooking: 42 Meals with Gouda Cheese, by Bluecloak
622. Dark Romance, a Lolth/Eilistraee fic
623. Being an Enchanter: Don't, by Pow Regammer
624. The Guide to Pest Removal: Munchkins, by Darnius Morel

TheFamilarRaven
2016-11-03, 04:50 PM
625: On Teaching Sorcery: How to Teach the Control, Focus and Applications of In-Born Magics, Zera Lorecast

626: Sorcerers Study Magic Too: A Compilation of Treatises, Essays and Journals by Famous Sorcerers

627: So You Want to Be A God? - A Wizardly Guidebook. Author unknown, but the first copy was discovered in a monastery operated by treants.

JAL_1138
2016-11-03, 05:52 PM
628: How to Use Lead Sheeting to Block Scrying Attempts by the Squirrels Living in Your Eyesockets and Rutabaga Flip-Flop Finagle Xylophone Oh God My Teeth are Melting You Damnable Stridulation, by Arglevar the Mad (published posthumously after his death from lead poisoning in CE 468)

Segev
2016-11-03, 06:12 PM
629: Completely Innocuous Uses for Lead Sheeting In Your Completely Legitimate Place Of Business by Eve L. Innkeeper

Lentrax
2016-11-04, 01:58 PM
630: Proper Packing Techniques for Your Bag of Holding, by Fastegrath the Fastidiously Neat and Organized.

JAL_1138
2016-11-04, 08:36 PM
631: A Well-Crafted Wish: Arcane, Theological, and Legal Experts from Across the Planes Weigh In on Wording Wishes to Prevent Unforseen Calamities and the Monkey's Paw Effect. (About half of the only known copy of this book is illegible, due to severe charring that exhibits the characteristic Lichtenberg figures of a lightning strike).

Twelvetrees
2016-11-05, 12:19 AM
632: Basket Weaving in Sahuagin Society by Und R. Water

633: Peryton Origins: Fact and Fiction by Hart Less

634: I, Warforged by Izak Uzamuv, gnomish artificer (Interesting fact: I, Robot was published by Gnome Press)

Doorhandle
2016-11-06, 01:20 AM
631: A Well-Crafted Wish: Arcane, Theological, and Legal Experts from Across the Planes Weigh In on Wording Wishes to Prevent Unforseen Calamities and the Monkey's Paw Effect. (About half of the only known copy of this book is illegible, due to severe charring that exhibits the characteristic Lichtenberg figures of a lightning strike).

...What happens if I cast make whole on the book?
:smallbiggrin:

JAL_1138
2016-11-06, 08:20 AM
...What happens if I cast make whole on the book?
:smallbiggrin:

Might work. However, if you were successful, and attempted to use it for a Wish, the implication of its current condition is that you might find out there was a very good reason nobody bothered to repair it.

Beleriphon
2016-11-06, 09:31 AM
All from Skyrim, because that game actually had awesome books.

635. Amongst the Dead - Bernadette Bantien
...An Accounting of the Elder Scrolls - Quintus Nerevelus
...Antecedants of Dwaven Law - Anonymous
...Book of the Dragonborn - Prior Emelene Madrine
...Cats of The Land - Aldetuile
...Children of the Sky - Anonymous
...Darkest Darkness - Anonymous
...Dragon Language: Myth no More - Hela Thrice-Versed
...Dwarves - Calcelmo
...Dwarven History and Culture - Hasphat Antabolis
...Dwarven Inquiries - Thelwe Ghelein
...Effects of the Elder Scrolls - Justinius Poluhnius, Anstius Metchim
...Fall From Glory - Nithilis Lidari
...Fragment: On Artaeum - Taurce il-Anselma
...Glories and Laments - Alexandre Hetrard
...Keepers of the Razor - Anonymous
...Lycanthropic Legends of The Land - Lentulus Inventius
...Magic from the Sky - Irlav Jarol
...Master Illusion Text - Anonymous
...Notes on Dimhollow Crypt, Vol. 3 - Adalvald
...Notes on Racial Phylogeny and Biology - Council of Healers
...On Hell - Morian Zenas
...Physicalities of Warewolves - Reman Crex
...Sacred Witness - Enric Milnes
...Shalidor's Insights - Shalidor
...Souls, Black and White - Anonymous
...Sovngarde: A Reexamination - Bereditte Jastal
...The "Madmen" of the Reach - Arrianus Arius
...The Doors of the Multiverse - Seif-ij Hidja
...The Dragon Break - Fal Droon
...Reexamines the Dragonbreak in historical terms.
...The Dreamstride - Anonymous
...The Fall of Saarthal - Heseph Chirirnis
...The Nirnroot Missive - Sinderion; Sharmirin Raythorne, ed.
...The Waters of the Abyss- Anonymous
...The Wispmother - Mathias Etienne
...There be Dragons - Torhal Bjorik
...Treatise on Dwarven Cities - Anonymous
...Varieties of Daedra - Aranea Drethan
675. Watcher of Stones - Gelyph Sig

Jama7301
2016-11-06, 12:36 PM
676. Ceasefire and Trade Agreement between the Elves of the North and the Orc Tribes of the West

Bohandas
2016-11-06, 03:48 PM
From Dungeons of Dredmor
677.) Cloud Formations and Other Occult Phenomena
678.) The Little Red Cookbook

Bohandas
2016-11-20, 09:02 AM
679.) Uncle Arcane's Big Book O' Magic Spells

Lacco
2016-11-20, 02:12 PM
680. How To Read Dark Omens: Practical Guide to Predicting Deaths with Illustrations by Isolde of Nimward
681. The Summoner Who Cried "Dragon"! - Cautionary Tale (Folk Tales, collected by Inawyn Auswarian)
682. Impact of Screamers on Dungeon Population: Statistical Analysis by Razin Firr, Bursar of Mage Guild
683. Beginner's Guide to Necromancy Spells - Exercise Scrolls IV-X: Animate Skeletal Finger, Mold Bone, Speaking Skull, Ghost Toothpick, Desecrate Plate, Summon Undead Rat, Wither Indoor Plant; Spirigos of Aulvin et al.
684. Compendium of Familiars by unknown wizard
685. Famous Sages of Lost Kindgoms: A Treatise by Ichtor the Mad

Bohandas
2016-12-04, 07:59 PM
686. Tobin's Spirit Guide

BootStrapTommy
2016-12-04, 08:39 PM
521: 1,001 Ways to Die: Concerning the Subject of Water and its Many Dangers687. Unsafe at Any Depth: The Designed-In Dangers of Water
689. The Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Wizards-Who-Do-It
670. 101 Alternative Uses for Mage Hand
671. Wake Up, You're in a Coma
672. I Prepare Explosives Runes Today, by Vaarsuvius
673. Stop Breaking Into My House: A Treaty on the Morality of Dungeon Delving
674. A Well-feed Xorn is a Friendly Xorn: Surviving Underground
675. Stick 'Em With the Pointy End: Swordplay for Idiots and Wizards
676. A Beginner's Guide to Not Dying: Holy ****, We Live in a World With Dragons
677. Big Ass Book o' Big Ass Monster
678. Why Elves Suck: Observations of a Dwarf
679. Can I **** It?: A Guide to Love in a Diverse World
680. Seriously, You're in a Coma
681. Why We Can't Have Nice Things: A Treay on the Human Race

All from Skyrim, because that game actually had awesome books.

635. Amongst the Dead - Bernadette Bantien
...An Accounting of the Elder Scrolls - Quintus Nerevelus
...Antecedants of Dwaven Law - Anonymous
...Book of the Dragonborn - Prior Emelene Madrine
...Cats of The Land - Aldetuile
...Children of the Sky - Anonymous
...Darkest Darkness - Anonymous
...Dragon Language: Myth no More - Hela Thrice-Versed
...Dwarves - Calcelmo
...Dwarven History and Culture - Hasphat Antabolis
...Dwarven Inquiries - Thelwe Ghelein
...Effects of the Elder Scrolls - Justinius Poluhnius, Anstius Metchim
...Fall From Glory - Nithilis Lidari
...Fragment: On Artaeum - Taurce il-Anselma
...Glories and Laments - Alexandre Hetrard
...Keepers of the Razor - Anonymous
...Lycanthropic Legends of The Land - Lentulus Inventius
...Magic from the Sky - Irlav Jarol
...Master Illusion Text - Anonymous
...Notes on Dimhollow Crypt, Vol. 3 - Adalvald
...Notes on Racial Phylogeny and Biology - Council of Healers
...On Hell - Morian Zenas
...Physicalities of Warewolves - Reman Crex
...Sacred Witness - Enric Milnes
...Shalidor's Insights - Shalidor
...Souls, Black and White - Anonymous
...Sovngarde: A Reexamination - Bereditte Jastal
...The "Madmen" of the Reach - Arrianus Arius
...The Doors of the Multiverse - Seif-ij Hidja
...The Dragon Break - Fal Droon
...Reexamines the Dragonbreak in historical terms.
...The Dreamstride - Anonymous
...The Fall of Saarthal - Heseph Chirirnis
...The Nirnroot Missive - Sinderion; Sharmirin Raythorne, ed.
...The Waters of the Abyss- Anonymous
...The Wispmother - Mathias Etienne
...There be Dragons - Torhal Bjorik
...Treatise on Dwarven Cities - Anonymous
...Varieties of Daedra - Aranea Drethan
675. Watcher of Stones - Gelyph SigYou forgot the two best:
The Lusty Argonian Maid, by Crassius Curio
The Acturian Heresy, by the Underking Ysmir Kingmaker

JAL_1138
2016-12-05, 10:52 AM
687. Unsafe at Any Depth: The Designed-In Dangers of Water
[...]
671. Wake Up, You're in a Coma
[...]
679. Can I **** It?: A Guide to Love in a Diverse World
680. Seriously, You're in a Coma


I love these. My Planescape bard could'vewake up used a this isn'tcopy of #679...there were someisn't real awkward scenarios. And 687 is please you have toboth completelywake up please waketrue in D&D and up wake up not reala good reference to the 60's book. Why are there justplease god none of thisblank spaces for is real wake up671 and 680 though?

Lord Torath
2016-12-05, 11:04 AM
687. Unsafe at Any Depth: The Designed-In Dangers of Water
689. The Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Wizards-Who-Do-It
670. 101 Alternative Uses for Mage Hand
671. Wake Up, You're in a Coma
672. I Prepare Explosives Runes Today, by Vaarsuvius
673. Stop Breaking Into My House: A Treaty on the Morality of Dungeon Delving
674. A Well-feed Xorn is a Friendly Xorn: Surviving Underground
675. Stick 'Em With the Pointy End: Swordplay for Idiots and Wizards
676. A Beginner's Guide to Not Dying: Holy ****, We Live in a World With Dragons
677. Big Ass Book o' Big Ass Monster
678. Why Elves Suck: Observations of a Dwarf
679. Can I **** It?: A Guide to Love in a Diverse World
680. Seriously, You're in a Coma
681. Why We Can't Have Nice Things: A Treay on the Human Race
You forgot the two best:
The Lusty Argonian Maid, by Crassius Curio
The Acturian Heresy, by the Underking Ysmir KingmakerInteresting numbering scheme....

JAL_1138
2016-12-05, 11:37 AM
Interesting numbering scheme....

The correct number for the next book should be 702, not 682.

khadgar567
2016-12-05, 12:00 PM
702. dumb, dumber, dumbest guide book to understanding wizards Khadgar the wise

JennTora
2016-12-05, 11:11 PM
703. Eye of newt, and other things idiots think wizards need for spells. by The angry ox of ouzonia.
704. Yeah, no: a study on creatures with spell resistance, by Byran oomstick.

705. If only we had a sack of potatoes: a guide to unconventional spell components, by Ed Edwards.

706. You're a sorcerer, Harry: explaining the differences and similarities between in born and learned magic, by J.K. Joking

And for the evil wizard who is still a loving parent:

708. One sloaad two sloaad, red sloaad blue sloaad. By Professor Chaos.

Bohandas
2016-12-06, 01:45 AM
709.) The Art of the Faustian Compact
710.) It Takes A Village to Raise the Dead, and Other Lessons

JAL_1138
2016-12-06, 07:23 AM
711: The Big Gulp: Essays on the Purple Worm and Decanters of Endless Water
712: Doctor Merkwürdigliebe, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the "Locate City" Bomb, by S. Q'brikk

Lentrax
2016-12-06, 10:35 AM
686. Tobin's Spirit Guide

713. Spate's Catalog

Bohandas
2016-12-09, 06:34 PM
714.) The Homest Book of Truth
715.) The Book of Neuronicus

JAL_1138
2016-12-09, 07:22 PM
716: How to win friends and influence people (through mind-controlling magic), by Tybalt Q. Stormsong, Bard; & Xangrazzvol the Witness, Warlock.

Segev
2016-12-13, 01:18 PM
717: Making Friends - a Guide to Basic Golemcraft and Necromancy by Lichen & Thrope

Jama7301
2016-12-13, 01:36 PM
718. Elf on the Shelf - 53 Tips for Keeping Yourself Safe From Harm by Merribimble Hopsamble

Lentrax
2016-12-13, 03:28 PM
719. Elf on the Shelf, Common Uses for Uncommon Ingredients. By Ingrid Radiant.

Lord Torath
2016-12-13, 03:52 PM
718. Elf on the Shelf - 53 Tips for Keeping Yourself Safe From Harm by Merribimble Hopsamble

719. Elf on the Shelf, Common Uses for Uncommon Ingredients. By Ingrid Radiant.
720 Elf on a Shelf: How to Terrorize Your Children by Stu D. Osee (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1OfINrNj7E)

Shoot Da Moon
2016-12-13, 04:51 PM
721: Another Excuse to Drink in the Street

Spellbreaker26
2016-12-13, 05:37 PM
722: The Joy of Gricks; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the Bird-Brain-Tentacle-Horrors by Millicent Fourtyfingers.

Lentrax
2016-12-13, 05:50 PM
723. The Magic of Total Mental Domination. -Yuri.

JAL_1138
2016-12-14, 01:18 AM
724: Before the Fall, or: Where in the Nine Hells Did All These Ruins Come From, Anyway? by Métier d'Amour
725: The Cyclical Nature of the Rise and Fall of Civilization and the Peculiar Correlation Thereof with Certain Astronomical Phenomena, by Métier d'Amour
726: The Inevitability of the Impending Armageddon, by Métier d'Amour
727: If You Don't Know How to Leave the Prime Material Plane, You Really Might Want to Learn Before the Next Grand Alignment of the Crystal Spheres, by Métier d'Amour

Segev
2016-12-14, 12:51 PM
724: Before the Fall, or: Where in the Nine Hells Did All These Ruins Come From, Anyway? by Métier d'Amour
725: The Cyclical Nature of the Rise and Fall of Civilization and the Peculiar Correlation Thereof with Certain Astronomical Phenomena, by Métier d'Amour
726: The Inevitability of the Impending Armageddon, by Métier d'Amour
727: If You Don't Know How to Leave the Prime Material Plane, You Really Might Want to Learn Before the Next Grand Alignment of the Crystal Spheres, by Métier d'Amour

728: Planes From Which To View the End of the World, and Other Practical Planar Tourism Tips, by Métier d'Amour

Blue Duke
2016-12-14, 05:19 PM
729: Barnabas's big Barbecue Book: Tips for magic in food preparations, Barnabas B. Barniwickle
730: Gears and Aether: an Artificers guide to Gnon-Gnomish Technology, Sir Stanley A. Steelsmith III
731: Correlation between Gnomish populations and Mystical Calamities, Urist Son of Urist for the Royal Gearwrights Academy
732: Pointy End first: a guide to Martial Combat for the Mystically competent, Marian W. Baker

JAL_1138
2016-12-14, 05:41 PM
728: Planes From Which To View the End of the World, and Other Practical Planar Tourism Tips, by Métier d'Amour

733: Don't Even Think About Going to the Elemental Plane of Water for Safety During the Cataclysm; That's Like Beheading Yourself to Cure the Sniffles by Métier d'Amour (a short supplementary volume bundled with all second-and-later printings of Planes from Which to View the End of the World, to address a printing error omitting a vitally important chapter)

Segev
2016-12-14, 05:45 PM
732: Pointy End first: a guide to Martial Combat for the Mystically competent, Marian W. Baker [/I]

734: Pointy Propositions: A Guide to Marital Combat for Warrior Women, by Hera and Diana; Themyscrian Publications, Ltd.

Conundrumist
2016-12-29, 11:39 AM
0735: Advanced Necromancy Arcanapedia
0736: Unique Techniques of Necromancy
0737: Structures & Approaches to Fundamental Transmutation
0738: Interdisciplinary Principles of Necromancy and Transmutation
0739: The Tragedy and Triumph of Jelland Xaxus
0740: The Librium of Hallowed Magics
0741: The Final Days of the Mountain Wars
0742: Magic in War: Decisive Battles in the _____-_____ Conflict
0743: Disease is Life! By Dwight Mumford

JAL_1138
2016-12-29, 01:08 PM
744: A treatiſe on ye uſage of Dwarven intockſicating ſpirits as ſources of combuſtible fuels for ye revolitutionairie new highe-ſpeede propulſion ſyſstem known as ye "Pulſe-Jette Engine," by Mesocricetus Auratus Phodopus Sungorus Samazing MacEanruig XLII of Mt. Nevermind. (This book is heavily damaged; it appears to have been in a rather large explosion at some point).

Conundrumist
2016-12-29, 01:40 PM
0745: Architectural Principles of Tower Construction by Parker Jenga

LokiRagnarok
2016-12-29, 04:12 PM
0746: Up and Away: A Treatise on Magickal Flight Devices, Manifolde and Diverse - by B. Yaga

Newtonsolo313
2016-12-30, 03:59 PM
747: Printers and Paperwork: 1st edition

Beleriphon
2016-12-30, 05:10 PM
747: Printers and Paperwork: 1st edition

Advanced Printers and Paperwork: The Officescape Boxed Set by Greff Jubb

eru001
2017-01-03, 08:00 AM
748- Von Hieffmann's Compendium of Magical Anomalyies
749- Gears, Pistons, and Capaciters? Gno Problem. A Brief Introduction To Gnomish Magitek. - Whizzaldo Fizzbang
750- Air Pressure, Enclosed Spaces, and Convection, a Beginners Guide to Non-Backfiring Fireballs - Crastend Burnt

khadgar567
2017-01-03, 10:02 AM
751- MMO and wizards risks of augmented food

MMO: Magically modified organism

Segev
2017-01-04, 02:01 PM
752: The Ecological Impact of Virgin Sacrifices - Save the Cheerleader, Doom the World by Drew Id

JAL_1138
2017-01-04, 03:22 PM
753: 101 Dark Rites and Rituals, Revised and Expanded (Now with New & Improved Illustrations and Diagrams!)*

*Accuracy not guaranteed. Gnevermignd Publishigng Compagny is not responsible for any catastrophies; invasions of the Prime Material by extraplanar entities; and/or physical, financial, psychological, or spiritual injuries; or any other harm to any person(s), object(s), legal entity or entities, and/or location(s) resulting from use, misuse, and/or reliance upon this manual and/or any information presented herein.

ArcanaGuy
2017-01-08, 08:27 PM
Oh my gosh. I love this thread so much, and will be stealing shamelessly from it for my upcoming campaign.

Here's my addition: A series of cheap, steamy romance detective novels about a gorgeous half-elf, half-illithid outcast in an elven kingdom with an itchy spell-finger, equally good at battle spells or charm spells. He wears a veil to hide his face-tentacles, and the author demonstrates a complete lack of knowledge of actual Elven culture.

754: Elethiel Psilara and the Secret Princess by Bellis Smokeleaf
755: Elethiel Psilara and the Ebony Figurine by Bellis Smokeleaf
756: Elethiel Psilara and the Maiden's Hourglass by Bellis Smokeleaf
757: Elethiel Psilara and the Blood-stained Veil by Bellis Smokeleaf
758: Elethiel Psilara and the Milkmaid's Secret by Bellis Smokeleaf
759: Elethiel Psilara and the Archmage's Last Spell by Bellis Smokeleaf
760: Elethiel Psilara and the Harem of Elriland by Bellis Smokeleaf
761: Elethiel Psilara and the Missing Dagger by Bellis Smokeleaf
762: Elethiel Psilara and the Elf Queen's Cry by Bellis Smokeleaf
763: Elethiel Psilara and the Crimson Stone by Bellis Smokeleaf
764: Elethiel Psilara and the Final Wall by Bellis Smokeleaf
765: Elethiel Psilara and the Shrouded City by Bellis Smokeleaf
766: Elethiel Psilara and the Misty Valley by Bellis Smokeleaf
767: Elethiel Psilara and the Dragon's Pearl by Bellis Smokeleaf
768: An almost-complete set - 52 of the 56 Elethiel Psilara books.

Newtonsolo313
2017-01-08, 11:01 PM
Oh my gosh. I love this thread so much, and will be stealing shamelessly from it for my upcoming campaign.

Here's my addition: A series of cheap, steamy romance detective novels about a gorgeous half-elf, half-illithid outcast in an elven kingdom with an itchy spell-finger, equally good at battle spells or charm spells. He wears a veil to hide his face-tentacles, and the author demonstrates a complete lack of knowledge of actual Elven culture.

754: Elethiel Psilara and the Secret Princess by Bellis Smokeleaf
755: Elethiel Psilara and the Ebony Figurine by Bellis Smokeleaf
756: Elethiel Psilara and the Maiden's Hourglass by Bellis Smokeleaf
757: Elethiel Psilara and the Blood-stained Veil by Bellis Smokeleaf
758: Elethiel Psilara and the Milkmaid's Secret by Bellis Smokeleaf
759: Elethiel Psilara and the Archmage's Last Spell by Bellis Smokeleaf
760: Elethiel Psilara and the Harem of Elriland by Bellis Smokeleaf
761: Elethiel Psilara and the Missing Dagger by Bellis Smokeleaf
762: Elethiel Psilara and the Elf Queen's Cry by Bellis Smokeleaf
763: Elethiel Psilara and the Crimson Stone by Bellis Smokeleaf
764: Elethiel Psilara and the Final Wall by Bellis Smokeleaf
765: Elethiel Psilara and the Shrouded City by Bellis Smokeleaf
766: Elethiel Psilara and the Misty Valley by Bellis Smokeleaf
767: Elethiel Psilara and the Dragon's Pearl by Bellis Smokeleaf
768: An almost-complete set - 52 of the 56 Elethiel Psilara books.
The best part is that there is already romance novel cover illithid beefcake :)

ArcanaGuy
2017-01-08, 11:05 PM
The best part is that there is already romance novel cover illithid beefcake :)

Augh! I totally missed that!

Segev
2017-01-09, 11:56 AM
Not only does it demonstrate a complete lack of knowledge of elven culture, but of illithid biology, since "half illithid" is...a strange concept, to say the least. I think elves and humans are the only two races that become full illithids upon cerebromorphosis. (All others because what are CALLED half-illithids, but are really just flawed transformations. They're still the illithid-spawn mind that ate the brain of the original owner of that body.)

ArcanaGuy
2017-01-10, 12:38 AM
Not only does it demonstrate a complete lack of knowledge of elven culture, but of illithid biology, since "half illithid" is...a strange concept, to say the least. I think elves and humans are the only two races that become full illithids upon cerebromorphosis. (All others because what are CALLED half-illithids, but are really just flawed transformations. They're still the illithid-spawn mind that ate the brain of the original owner of that body.)

Oh, no, I think we can be sure that Bellis Smokeleaf made a big deal about how 'This should be impossible, one of a kind, lamenting never being able to truly be part of either world because of the sheer impossibleness of his being."

Bohandas
2017-01-10, 02:43 AM
769.) One Hundred Doomsday Prophecies
770.) Green's Anatomy

khadgar567
2017-01-10, 06:07 AM
Not only does it demonstrate a complete lack of knowledge of elven culture, but of illithid biology, since "half illithid" is...a strange concept, to say the least. I think elves and humans are the only two races that become full illithids upon cerebromorphosis. (All others because what are CALLED half-illithids, but are really just flawed transformations. They're still the illithid-spawn mind that ate the brain of the original owner of that body.)
give me one good reason to not make this in to book.
771.) xenobiology and you Segev the dark lord

Segev
2017-01-10, 11:07 AM
give me one good reason to not make this in to book.
771.) xenobiology and you Segev the dark lord

Well, I'm more of a necromancer, but on the other hand, a treatis on xenographic identification and xenomorphic anatomy would be useful in preparing and seeking out ideal raw materials.



(More seriously, I'm flattered. Go for it!)

khadgar567
2017-01-10, 11:31 AM
Well, I'm more of a necromancer, but on the other hand, a treatis on xenographic identification and xenomorphic anatomy would be useful in preparing and seeking out ideal raw materials.



(More seriously, I'm flattered. Go for it!)
you gonna know how that body work so you can reanimate better but since you drop the science then i humbly drop the book.

Segev
2017-01-10, 11:36 AM
you gonna know how that body work so you can reanimate better but since you drop the science then i humbly drop the book.

"drop the science?" But...wizardry is all about the scientific method! What, you think magic isn't subject to it? Nonsense! It's how best to experiment and figure out what does and does not work!

TheTeaMustFlow
2017-01-10, 07:39 PM
"drop the science?" But...wizardry is all about the scientific method! What, you think magic isn't subject to it? Nonsense! It's how best to experiment and figure out what does and does not work!

Hmmph. These moderns, with their 'science' nonsense. Magic is an art. It is the art. Even the spooniest of Bards could tell you that. You might as well try to measure beauty. Apprentices these days...

JAL_1138
2017-01-11, 02:03 AM
Hmmph. These moderns, with their 'science' nonsense. Magic is an art. It is the art. Even the spooniest of Bards could tell you that. You might as well try to measure beauty. Apprentices these days...

You've not been keeping up with bardic research. There are several units of measurement for the many different types of beauty. The physical beauty of a sapient being, for instance, is measured in potential ships launched. 1,000 PSLs is equal to one Helen.

khadgar567
2017-01-11, 05:28 AM
You've not been keeping up with bardic research. There are several units of measurement for the many different types of beauty. The physical beauty of a sapient being, for instance, is measured in potential ships launched. 1,000 PSLs is equal to one Helen.
dumb, dumber, dumbest vol II guide book to understand bards khadgar the wise.

Segev
2017-01-11, 11:38 AM
Hmmph. These moderns, with their 'science' nonsense. Magic is an art. It is the art. Even the spooniest of Bards could tell you that. You might as well try to measure beauty. Apprentices these days...

Bards? May as well talk about sorcery. The instinctive grasp of certain magical procedures is an impressive talent, of course, but acting without understanding leads to far more mayhem and mishap. Hilarious as it may be from a distance, it is hardly desirable when one is performing it, oneself.

Besides, magic is barely a science any more than any other field of international law and contract enforcement and interpretation. Sure, you can use the scientific method to check your theories of what works together, but the majority of magic is making sure your agreements with the fundamental forces are iron clad. Slip up, and they can take highly unfortunate liberties.

I point you to...

772: The Art of Spell Research - Know Your Elemental Memes and How to Combine Them by S. Stormlord

BilltheCynic
2017-01-11, 03:18 PM
I admit I only read the first post and haven't gone through all of the pages, so apologies if any of these repeat what others have already posted.


773: Why End at Death: the Moral Case of Necromancy - Hazu Tekkel
774: Death's Revolving Door: an Examination on the Effects of Repeated Resurrections on the Psyche - Ka Zay Juvee Zed Klore
775: Loving the Dead: the Regularity of Necrophilia Among Necromancers - Vee Proglo
776: Magic Over Matter: How So Many Creatures Overcome the Square-Cube Law - Avara'Udomo'Effezi
777: The Art of Contracts: A Practical Guide to Tempting, Exploiting, and Profiting from Mortals - Mudoru, Infernal Duke of the Nine Hells
778: Scamming Fiends: How to Make Deals with Devils and Come Out on Top - Q. H. Ossoman
779: Final Destination: How to Live as You Please and Still Go to the Afterlife You Want - Q. H. Ossoman
780: Godless Life: Exploring Healing Without Divine Power - Mara Mrell
781: Yes Ykzovligx: My Half Century as an Aboleth's Thrall - Jar'Vel Hashoni
782: Rise and Fall of Tashla, Archmage and Queen of Redwater - Rivany Junn

Lentrax
2017-01-11, 04:18 PM
783: Words of Power, and How to Remember Them. By K. V. N-. (The authors last name, though it appears to have been present st one time, has been destroyed and torn from the cover and title pages.)

Beleriphon
2017-01-11, 04:48 PM
You've not been keeping up with bardic research. There are several units of measurement for the many different types of beauty. The physical beauty of a sapient being, for instance, is measured in potential ships launched. 1,000 PSLs is equal to one Helen.

Wait, so that makes it one KPSL? What's a MPSL, or a heavens forbid a GPSL?

Hmmmm...

784. How Many Ships Can Your Face Launch? A practical Guide to Illusions and Shapeshifting

Newtonsolo313
2017-01-11, 04:53 PM
You've not been keeping up with bardic research. There are several units of measurement for the many different types of beauty. The physical beauty of a sapient being, for instance, is measured in potential ships launched. 1,000 PSLs is equal to one Helen.

Pfft the value of a PSL is prone to inflation nowadays we us ppwnfl
potential percent of worldwide naval forces launched

TheTeaMustFlow
2017-01-11, 09:42 PM
You've not been keeping up with bardic research. There are several units of measurement for the many different types of beauty. The physical beauty of a sapient being, for instance, is measured in potential ships launched. 1,000 PSLs is equal to one Helen.
Apprentice Bards these days, as well. Didn't your teachers ever tell you about marigolds, measuring of? Deekin and Gimble must be turning in their unmarked graves...

Also, you cost me a perfectly good cup of tea, on account of my laughing while drinking it. I demand satisfaction, sir.


Bards? May as well talk about sorcery. The instinctive grasp of certain magical procedures is an impressive talent, of course, but acting without understanding leads to far more mayhem and mishap. Hilarious as it may be from a distance, it is hardly desirable when one is performing it, oneself.

Faugh, I say. Faugh. I said nothing of acting, or lacking understanding. Wizardry is no mere parlour trick, no chorus show, this I grant you. When I say it is art, I of course mean a highart - but a high art nonetheless. It is poetry and sculpture both. And only the most refined mind can be considered suited for it. A crass entertainer may aspire but to be a bard. A sophist must content themselves with sorcery, but nothing more. A mere bean counter, such as your earlier comments would recommend, is suited only for the artificer's path, if that.


Besides, magic is barely a science any more than any other field of international law and contract enforcement and interpretation. Sure, you can use the scientific method to check your theories of what works together, but the majority of magic is making sure your agreements with the fundamental forces are iron clad. Slip up, and they can take highly unfortunate liberties.

I point you to...

772: The Art of Spell Research - Know Your Elemental Memes and How to Combine Them by S. Stormlord

...But a lawyer? A peddler of contracts? To them belongs only the basest form of magic. If all magic is to you is bargaining and haggling, then call yourself a warlock and be damned.

I humbly recommend some of my own works, such that the reader may not be lead astray from the true ways of magic by such follies.

785: Ars Gratia Arcanis: A Primer on Wizarding Philosophy for the Aspiring Novice, by Archmage T.T.M. Flow,
786: De Re Divinari: On the Moral and Legal Implications of the Use of Divination in Legal Proceedings. Ibid.
787: Ignus Stultorum Magister: A Warning Against the Use of Forbidden Magicks, and a Full and Truthful Account of the Dangers Therein. Ibid.

Segev
2017-01-12, 01:24 AM
...But a lawyer? A peddler of contracts? To them belongs only the basest form of magic. If all magic is to you is bargaining and haggling, then call yourself a warlock and be damned.

Oh, no, my dear friend and colleague. Not a contract lawyer. A rules lawyer. Besides, warlocks aren't proper masters of the contract. They're the pop stars of the magical world, signing exclusive contracts with one label and then spending the rest of their undereducated lives regretting it...or not even knowing enough to regret it.

No, no, a proper wizard knows the rules of every contract with every magical force ever made, and how to exploit them. How to twist their letter to his intent, and invoke them like pieces of technology working together. To engineer with contract law a wholly new result.

JAL_1138
2017-01-12, 11:16 AM
Apprentice Bards these days, as well. Didn't your teachers ever tell you about marigolds, measuring of? Deekin and Gimble must be turning in their unmarked graves...

The inchworm tune? (As an aside, I rather favor Graves' take on marigolds over it—"New beginnings and new shoots/ Spring again from hidden roots./ Pull or stab or cut or burn/ They will ever yet return.") The inchworm, measuring without observing—a common retort of the anti-intellectual, as though art and science are opposed. Much like the instrumentalist who claims that unlettered playing by "feel" trumps a proper study of music theory, as if knowing the difference between Lydian and Mixolydian ever stopped someone from composing a worthwhile tune, yet who has themselves never ventured beyond the Aeolian and Ionian scales.

Certainly we can see those who fall too far into the trap of modes for modes' sake, who tinker with chords and progressions by rote number to the detriment of expressiveness; there's no doubt that there are such apprentice bards who run the wrong direction with the beginnings of a study of theory. But an understanding of the underlying theory provides a far wider toolbox and a means by which to improve one's composition and performance—just as an understanding of metallurgy improves the smith's work, just as an understanding of anatomy, light, shade, perspective, and even the nature of the pigments used can aid the painter. Materials science can help us understand how to consistently build a violin or harp or lute with a tone that only happy accident could have produced once in a dozen generations without it.

Knowing the "rules" can also help one know how to break them, or how to employ them to best effect to do something never done before—Da Vinci was a scientist and inventor whose studies of anatomy for his art considerably furthered medical science; Picasso was skilled in neoclassicism before he broke with tradition, using his grasp of perspective to shatter and rearrange it; Dalí could paint portraits so real they would be mistaken for photography, and employed that skill to further the strangeness of his surrealism. There is no inherent opposition betwixt art and science—indeed, one may further the other.


Wait, so that makes it one KPSL? What's a MPSL, or a heavens forbid a GPSL?


An MPSL (1 million ships) is simply a KiloHelen. A GPSL (1 billion ships) is an Eccentrica Gallumbits. There was considerable controversy over that one, and there are still bards who feel that the reference is unsuited to settings without widespread space-travel, and still others who contend that the PSL should be based in war fleets, not simply civilian (and/or shore-leave) transports; they've tended to stick to the MegaHelen. Amusingly enough, the latest space-traffic data out of the Eroticon 6 Transit Authority indicates that Eccentrica Gallumbits herself currently rates about 2.4 EGs.


Also, you cost me a perfectly good cup of tea, on account of my laughing while drinking it. I demand satisfaction, sir.


Sorry about the tea. :smalltongue:

Lentrax
2017-01-12, 04:46 PM
788. How to Palm Small Pieces of Dangerous Artifacts by Eddie Hawkins.

Bohandas
2017-01-12, 09:02 PM
789.) Fear of a Green Planet (conductor's score)

Bohandas
2017-01-22, 12:29 AM
790.) An evil book that kills anyone who reads it in seven days

SomeNerd
2017-01-23, 05:03 PM
791: Slight of Mind by H.C.B.D. - A book revolving around ways of mixing stage magic and real magic together
792: Just Sign Here: A guide to mystical contracts by B. Regulus
793: An Arm and a Leg: Sacrificial rituals and you by B. Regulus
794: A treatise on the efficacy of somnulent mystical energies upon members of the genus Aves by R.S. Binns - A paper so tremendously boring that it is far more effective at putting people to sleep than the writer's spells ever were.
795: A Spotter's Guide for Invisible Things by L. Lovegood - A book detailing the habits and habitats of the mystical equivalent of cryptids. However, at least a few of the entries have been proven to be real since the time it was written...
796: The Color of Magic by T. Pratchett - As soon as anyone tries to pick up this book, the arm of an orangutan reaches out from between the shelves and snatches it from them. Examination shows that there is not, in fact, any place behind the shelves for it to have been taken to.
797: Dousing the Stars by ???? - This book is written in an unknown language, and the author's name has been entirely scratched out. Should the text be translated, it will be shown to be a list of various spells that are nigh-impossible to cast and would have apocalyptic ramifications if they ever were to be cast. One of the pages is covered in scribbled hand-written notes. Several of these notes have checkmarks next to them, and one is triple-underlined and circled. The final note on the page says "Well... now I just have to see if it will work."
798: The Iron Tome - This book isn't actually titled, but is instead made entirely from iron. It contains several ancient spells made during a war against the fae (although since then more effective spells have been created, and thus the text is likely useless except as a historical curiosity)
799: The Unknowable Book - The knowledge contained within this book is impossible for a mortal mind to fully comprehend. While it can be read normally with no issue, as soon as the book is closed, the reader will realize that they have no idea what it was they just read, nor any memory of the time spent reading it.
800: The little ebony black book - Contains the true names of several succubi and incubi. My my my.

khadgar567
2017-01-24, 06:06 AM
800: The little ebony black book - Contains the true names of several succubi and incubi. My my my.
as genie from Aladdin said hey look at here when he conjured the belly dancers you my dear sir found the most important book in whole library so where did i left my emergency mind erase wand.

Joe the Rat
2017-01-24, 12:55 PM
798: The Iron Tome - This book isn't actually titled, but is instead made entirely from iron. It contains several ancient spells made during a war against the fae (although since then more effective spells have been created, and thus the text is likely useless except as a historical curiosity)Given that my home game has both a significant fae element and an obsessive Paladin Librarian, this will become a McGuffin. (The actual use against the Archfey will be to beat them over the head with it).

801. The Genealogy of a Bard, Vol. XLII: Descendants by species: Ny - Oo. compiled by M. ffolk.

Bohandas
2017-01-25, 03:16 AM
802.) The Public Enquisitor- a series of chapbooks containing slightly inaccurate (and often libelous) information about nobility and other public figures, slightly inaccurate information about potentially mystically portentous phenomena, and numerous tracts calling for an alliance with the Empire of Iuz.

~Corvus~
2017-01-25, 02:02 PM
0803(?) To 0808

Intricacies of Elf Cuisine: A survey of Thri-Kreen delicacies -Om'n Om, Half-Orc Druid

My Education at Gombe Stream -Om'n Om, Half-Orc Druid

The Watcher: My life with the Kreen -Om'n Om, Half-Orc Druid

Tribes of the Thri-Kreen -Om'n Om and D'yann Flossey, Half-Orc Druids.

The Humanoiditarians: Elves and the Kreen - - Marga Ret Powers, Elven Druid

NEZUMI, the Complete Series - Namlegeips Tra: A Survivor's tale from horrors beyond The Wall

Maglubiyet
2017-01-26, 04:48 AM
809: 18 Unconventional Uses for Basilisk Scales by Scaramintrix Thespastrial

810: Eyeball in the Window: A Practical Guide to Scrying From the Ethereal by Ezmond the Soul Raptor

Lord Torath
2017-01-27, 01:14 PM
Okay, I've finally gotten off my butt an updated the first two posts with the complete list so far. I've made a few spelling and capitalization corrections, and eliminated one duplicate (This Old Dungeon was submitted twice, once written by Bob Villain, and the second time by Bob Vila, I kept the Bob Villain version). Also, by my tabulation, Eyeball in the Window is our 833rd title, so the next title should be 834. Cheers!

~Corvus~
2017-01-30, 04:37 PM
By my tabulation, Eyeball in the Window is our 833rd title, so the next title should be 834. Cheers!

834: Past Contracts, pt. 5 - {insert Devil's name here}

835: How Mazes Make to Yourself - Halaster

836: Why the Seelie Court will trick you: A perspective from the Iron Thorn - Verdant Prince Niallghas

837: My Struggle (and plan to conquer all nations) - {insert Demon's name here}

838: Read me please - A devil's Primer on Mortal minions Faithful

SomeNerd
2017-01-31, 12:00 AM
839: (How many natural 1s did he roll?) The front cover of this book, as well as its contents, are severely burned; close examination reveals it was called "The Beginner's Guide to Cryomancy"

840: (Dryad's Poetry Book) An untitled book of poetry, that seems to be written on tree bark. Closer examination reveals the book is infused with nature magic, and seems to add new pages over time. The quality of the writing is mediocre.

841: Everyday Magic by M.M. Selus - A book regarding practical uses for various magical spells in everyday life.

842: Taming the Untamed by R.J. Cezerik - A theoretical essay on combining wild, eldritch, or otherwise non-arcane magic with more "normal" wizardly spellcasting.

843: Amidst the Fae by Ciri Elosin - An account of the writer's travels through fae lands and interactions with the inhabitants thereof. The book is unfinished.

844: The Forbidden Art - ...seems to be a book about machinery. Oddly enough, no magic seems to be involved, although the machines (if functional) could prove potent even without it. (Machinery found within is non-functional; think the diagrams that Leonardo Da Vinci made. Brilliant, but untested and flawed)

845: Sidereal Travel - A very dull and scholarly text about various methods of non-euclidean travel (such as passing through walls, teleportation, etc). A DC 40 Knowledge: Arcane (DC 30 if playing a wizard with a specialty in Conjuration) check reveals that the information within is horribly out of date.

846: 101 Uses for Sovereign Glue - This book's pages are stuck together

847: MUSCLEMANCY - This book seems to claim that there exists a form of arcane magic channeled through physical strength. This so-called "Swoleceror" is quite clearly insane.

JAL_1138
2017-01-31, 08:41 PM
Okay, I've finally gotten off my butt an updated the first two posts with the complete list so far. I've made a few spelling and capitalization corrections, and eliminated one duplicate (This Old Dungeon was submitted twice, once written by Bob Villain, and the second time by Bob Vila, I kept the Bob Villain version). Also, by my tabulation, Eyeball in the Window is our 833rd title, so the next title should be 834. Cheers!

I hate to be the one to point out an error in such a huge undertaking to collect and organize all these entries, but I'm afraid the count is off by one (at least). #608 was duplicated verbatim and entered as #609 as well.

Segev
2017-01-31, 11:21 PM
I hate to be the one to point out an error in such a huge undertaking to collect and organize all these entries, but I'm afraid the count is off by one (at least). #608 was duplicated verbatim and entered as #609 as well.

Er, I think your numbering must be wrong.


608: Confessions of a Wizard: Yes, I did it.


609: Rainbows and Butterflies Without the Compromise: A Guide to Top Quality Magical Reagents

Lord Raziere
2017-02-01, 12:52 AM
I'll recommend the books for the schools of magic I like the most

848: The Transformative Transhuman- a book detailing on how various methods of transforming yourself using magic into another greater being and possible options, from the benign to the most horrible of lich rituals.

849: Guide To Acquiring Interplanar Harems- details how you keep the love of both angel and succubus at the same time while making sure that fire genasi doesn't get angry at having to share you, how to summon them all and gain their favor and so on.

850: Show Me How To Lie- A book detailing how to best use your illusion spells to their fullest potential, when to be subtle with your illusions and when to be spectacular

but really lets give some props to sorcerers:

851: Screw Wizards! A Sorcerers Guide To Magic- A book explaining magic from a sorcerers point of view, and has proven quite popular with the common folk due to its clear common person reading level way of being written, conversational tone and its snarky asides about how wizards think they know everything. Most people are more likely to refer to this book over any drier text that wizards talk about. Its accurate, but puts every thing simpler and easier to understand terms.

852: Screw Wizard Academies! A Sorcerers Guide To The Politics of Wizards- one sorcerers account of spending their time at various wizard academies and breaking down how their various methods and social community not only keeps magic out of the hands of the common people where it could benefit more, but also encourages the wizards within to betray each other for knowledge and seek ultimate power without consideration for anyone else, thus keeping knowledge among themselves stagnant and constantly being setback.

853: Screw Wizard Minds! A Sorcerers Guide to Intelligence- Sets out to debunk the concept that wizards are more intelligent than everyone else by forming the theory of multiple intelligence's and using other forms of magic as proof of them, promoting a message of universal magic acceptance and more free exchange of information between druids, bards, clerics, warlocks, martial artists, sorcerers and so on to learn things that wizards never will being cooped up in their towers.

Segev
2017-02-01, 01:19 AM
854: Screw Sorcerers! A guide for shy young wizards to try to score dates (and other extracurricular activities) with those hot sorcerers and sorceresses.

LokiRagnarok
2017-02-01, 01:38 AM
855: Bound in His Realm
This fictional book is written from the perspective of a Bound Elemental and details their... unconventional relationship with their summoner. The cover features manacles consisting of fire, lying on a satin sheet.

856: Blindfolded in Her Garden
This book details a man's relationship with a Gorgone. The cover features a statue of a weeping angel.

857: Shipped and Whipped
A causual skimming of this book suggests it is the story of a slave girl abducted by a ghost ship, falling in love with the captain. The cover features a kneeling girl in half-profile from the back, with her back naked. Above her stands a ghostly handsome man with a whip posed to strike.
A more detailed examination reveals that several descrptions of the captain's looks and character have been cross-referenced with:

858: The Golem That Wants YOU! - A Guide to Creating the Perfect Lover

khadgar567
2017-02-01, 02:06 AM
860. How to be the arcane man R, FLAİR

BilltheCynic
2017-02-01, 03:06 AM
860: Societal Transmutation: the future impact of magic on our world by Emperor Tippy
This book lays out a vision for the world where magic takes a more substantial role, eliminating food and hunger, providing effortless inter regional trade, creating effective immortality for the masses, and so on. It also provides a guide on how a sufficiently powerful mage could create such a world. It's a wonder it hasn't happened yet...

861: Our Secret Goblin Overlords by Xela Nienelefin
The author seems to believe that a cabal of goblinoids and hobgoblins secretly suppress the world's technological and magical progression. He claims this cabal knows most goblins have little talent for either magic or tecnology, and the current state benefits them more than the intelligent races, so they try to keep the world at this status quo and make sure no one finds out about them. Unlike other conspiracy thesis', such as a king being replaced by a Rakshasa or illithids taking over a church, this one seems quite insane.

862: Extinguishing the Day Star by Count Alucard.
It appears to be a research paper on a means to destroy the sun. Alucard claims to have talked with all manner of denizens such as illithids and drow in his research, but though he lays out several possibilities from plausible to impossible all are clearly still purely theoretical

863: Arcanist Revolution by Kezlar von Yther
A long and rambling script calling for the overthrow of the current world system and the instatement of an "enlightened mageocracy" to guide the masses and lead humanoids to greatness. Quite full of logical fallacies including, but not limited to, begging the question, strawmen, and circular reasoning

864: Arcanist Devolution by Hexvorazlin, silver great wyrm
This seems to have been written as a direct rebuttal to Arcanist Revolution, as it takes each point in that back and deconstructs the flaws and real world counter-examples to each one. It also bears an incredibly cynical take on humanoids in general, seemingly viewing them as child-like at best.

865: The Chains of Lust: the Mazzler Edition by Java Tan, Yuroy Mazzler, and Krveero
An infamously poorly written, cliche, groan inducing, and all around bad fiction book about the forbidden love between a half-human half-succubus and a chain devil, featuring a blank-slate female lead that is an obvious audience self-insert and a hunky devil who is not particularly fiendish, aside from the multiple long and drawn out bondage scenes. This edition "improved" with added text compiled by the legendary bard Mazzler, who was able to convince a Gelugon devil named Krveero to offer commentary on the story with him. The book alternates between the horrible original text, Mazzler's snarky comments, and Krveero's seething, unintentionally hilarious rants about how inaccurate and disgraceful everything in the book is about the lower planes.

Lentrax
2017-02-01, 03:12 AM
867. From Atop the Dragon's Back: A Series of Faerie Tales and other Stories of Amusement. Collected and edited by the Bard's College.

khadgar567
2017-02-01, 05:08 AM
361: Societal Transmutation: the future impact of magic on our world by Emperor Tippy
This book lays out a vision for the world where magic takes a more substantial role, eliminating food and hunger, providing effortless inter regional trade, creating effective immortality for the masses, and so on. It also provides a guide on how a sufficiently powerful mage could create such a world. It's a wonder it hasn't happened yet...

362: Our Secret Goblin Overlords by Xela Nienelefin
The author seems to believe that a cabal of goblinoids and hobgoblins secretly suppress the world's technological and magical progression. He claims this cabal knows most goblins have little talent for either magic or tecnology, and the current state benefits them more than the intelligent races, so they try to keep the world at this status quo and make sure no one finds out about them. Unlike other conspiracy thesis', such as a king being replaced by a Rakshasa or illithids taking over a church, this one seems quite insane.

363: Extinguishing the Day Star by Count Alucard.
It appears to be a research paper on a means to destroy the sun. Alucard claims to have talked with all manner of denizens such as illithids and drow in his research, but though he lays out several possibilities from plausible to impossible all are clearly still purely theoretical

364: Arcanist Revolution by Kezlar von Yther
A long and rambling script calling for the overthrow of the current world system and the instatement of an "enlightened mageocracy" to guide the masses and lead humanoids to greatness. Quite full of logical fallacies including, but not limited to, begging the question, strawmen, and circular reasoning

365: Arcanist Devolution by Hexvorazlin, silver great wyrm
This seems to have been written as a direct rebuttal to Arcanist Revolution, as it takes each point in that back and deconstructs the flaws and real world counter-examples to each one. It also bears an incredibly cynical take on humanoids in general, seemingly viewing them as child-like at best.

366: The Chains of Lust: the Mazzler Edition by Java Tan, Yuroy Mazzler, and Krveero
An infamously poorly written, cliche, groan inducing, and all around bad fiction book about the forbidden love between a half-human half-succubus and a chain devil, featuring a blank-slate female lead that is an obvious audience self-insert and a hunky devil who is not particularly fiendish, aside from the multiple long and drawn out bondage scenes. This edition "improved" with added text compiled by the legendary bard Mazzler, who was able to convince a Gelugon devil named Krveero to offer commentary on the story with him. The book alternates between the horrible original text, Mazzler's snarky comments, and Krveero's seething, unintentionally hilarious rants about how inaccurate and disgraceful everything in the book is about the lower planes.
your number are wrong buddy.

Lord Torath
2017-02-01, 08:28 AM
I hate to be the one to point out an error in such a huge undertaking to collect and organize all these entries, but I'm afraid the count is off by one (at least). #608 was duplicated verbatim and entered as #609 as well.Huh. Well will you look at that. Okay, that's fixed now.
@Segev: JAL's talking about the list in the first two posts in the thread, not the 608 and 609 on page 4 (which are actually 631 and 632 in my consolidated list). Combined with a few other numbering errors, that puts From Atop the Dragon's Back at 0865. Next title at 0866.

Segev
2017-02-01, 12:09 PM
866: Weren't There More Of You A Minute Ago? A tome etched in gold plates, which seems initially to be an index of the library, but with books misnumbered and including tomes that aren't there, and mis-titling some that aren't. Burried in it is a plate filled with frustrated scratches and a message that reads, "He's altering them here, too. How can I be sure even this record is beyond his reach?"

2D8HP
2017-02-01, 02:55 PM
867. Magic Power to the People Manifesto

Appears much older than it is due to the inferrio parchment and ink used.
Looks to be a screed on giving "Wizards power" to Fighters and Rogues.

The earlier chapters have much underlining and hand written annotations in the margins of such comments as "That will never work!", "The fools", and "as if". Later pages are largely margin comment free, but are even more dog-eared, except for a large "Uh-Oh" near the end.

Bohandas
2017-02-04, 05:45 PM
868.) The Dark Lotus Sutra - A collection of the teachings of Olidammara as they pertain to music, the occult, and armed insurrection (the title is a portmanteau of Dark Lotus (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Lotus) (a rap supergroup consistig of ICP and Twiztid) and Lotus Sutra (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lotus_Sutra) (a holy book of the mahayana denomination of buddhism) )

869.) The Third Degree - a manual of enhanced interrogation techniques used by the Iuzite church of evil elemental fire

870.) Ter(r)astructure Engineering - A study of the planet constructing methods of creator gods. By Z.Yragerne and Dr.D.R.Murlynd

Morphic tide
2017-02-04, 10:36 PM
871.) Kelt'Hazad's Necromantic Logistics, Delegations and Command Chains(contains the secrets to how, exactly, the BBEGs have proper armies of undead while PCs are stuck with only twice their CL in hit dice, if that)

872.) Gull Dan's Devil Law Guide, a non-Outsider's Guide to Infernal Legal Loopholes(Contains many of the legal loopholes to various common forms of selling one's soul, although the legal jargon involved is written in obscure Infernal terms that even most Devils don't know)

Uncle Pine
2017-02-05, 03:37 AM
This thread is AMAZING!

873. Sticks and bones: Necromancy from scratch, by Dhurnak Angernvil - You found yourself naked and stranded on an island in the middle of nowhere? This is the book you want with you!

874. But your soul will never leave me: Thinaun and its uses, by El'udriel A'amis

875. On the adventures of the Great and Powerful Magical Korg, his comrades and his chickens, by Boried Pasternak

Bohandas
2017-02-05, 11:00 AM
876.) Mechanisms of Technically Honorable Warfare - This kobold authored book details the construction and use of a number of devices designed to skirt the rules of honorable warfare and combat, including a number of devices designed to deliver a formal declaration of war and then immediately kill the recipient

khadgar567
2017-02-06, 07:02 AM
877.) 50 shades of iomedae. Book about iomedean priestes and her nights with incubus

LokiRagnarok
2017-02-17, 04:50 PM
878) The Cuisine of the Blue Tribes.
A cooking book. Several of the recipes have been edited with notes, such as "in a pinch, substitute salt with tears" and "delicious with young spider eggs". When cooked according to the edits, the food tastes surprisingly well.

879) "Kassagar Garsarra" by S. Lukyanenko. This small tome is written in blood and contains various hag rituals pertaining to medicine, such as "Easing pain in the kidneys", "Easing birthing pain without ill to the child", "Killing an unborn without ill to the mother" and "Killing an unborn along with the mother".

JAL_1138
2017-02-18, 10:22 PM
876.) Mechanisms of Technically Honorable Warfare - This kobold authored book details the construction and use of a number of devices designed to skirt the rules of honorable warfare and combat, including a number of devices designed to deliver a formal declaration of war and then immediately kill the recipient

880) Mechaniſms that Technically Count as Warfare – A treatise on gnomish devices that exploded and/or ran amok, particularly those presented as gifts to foreign governments or noble houses. Includes advice to ambassadors and heads of state of non-gnomish nations as to which types of device are most likely to explode and/or run amok (including such advice as "Do notte accept as a gyfte anythinge of gnomiſh manufacture wyth a boiler, or that otherwyſe maketh uſe of combuſtible fuel or high preſsures, for theſe are nigh-certain to detonate, or rupture and ſpew forth fires or ſcalding ſteam" and "Do notte accept a gyfte of any gnomiſh contraption equipped wyth any form of blade, eſpecially if allejed to be for the purpoſe of ſhaving or trymming of beardes or haire, due to the ſtrong probabilitie of a ſlit throate, ſcalping, or decapitation. Conſider the rampage of the Bronze Barber-Surgeon of 581 Pre-Cataclyſm, in whych half the court of Solamnia was ſcalped at the demonſtration before the infernal machine was deſtroyed by the Knyghts of Solamnia").

Lentrax
2017-02-18, 11:52 PM
881. The Lord of the Rings by J.M. Hunter. An autobiography of the rise of the Central Continent's largest fine jewelry wholesaler.

Lord Raziere
2017-02-19, 12:42 AM
882. A Song Of Ice and Fire. A Bard's book to instruct one of how to sing an upbeat happy tale about a wolf who braves through deserts and snow to reunite a loving family of lions.
883. The Wheel of Time A very dry history book detailing various clocks throughout the ages

now for a tittle not ripped off from a great author:
884. The Sword King Phenomenon: one Wizard's investigation into why there are so many farm boys suddenly getting cool swords while being the center of a prophecy that proclaims they are a chosen one to defeat some great evil which somehow ends up making them the king of a kingdom, seeing an alarmingly common pattern in history. The book slowly becomes convinced that this happens because of a world-spanning conspiracy to keep the technology of the world stagnant and unchanging.

Lentrax
2017-02-19, 01:00 AM
885. ReBalance Written by an unknown author, the book speaks of several divine decrees referred to as "Errata." Worse yet, this clearly delusional man speaks of huge cataclysmic events in history he calls, "Edition Changes." The Gods, he surmised, have been playing dice with the Mutiverse for ages, treating their lives as one "Terrible game after another."

khadgar567
2017-02-19, 01:09 AM
886. tome of xXx: velvet tome withquality magical lock stored in warded glass case rigged with disinrate runes no one knows what it contains ( tome is basicly book of erotic fantasy nyphology and complete temptress in singe book)

Lord Torath
2017-02-24, 12:54 PM
Now updated through 886.

~Corvus~
2017-02-24, 01:10 PM
886. tome of xXx: velvet tome withquality magical lock stored in warded glass case rigged with disinrate runes no one knows what it contains ( tome is basicly book of erotic fantasy nyphology and complete temptress in singe book)

It should totally be Fire..cause VinDiesel...

Beleriphon
2017-02-24, 01:16 PM
It should totally be Fire..cause VinDiesel...

You know that was my first thought as well. That was a such a stupid movie.

Bohandas
2017-03-14, 11:35 PM
887.) Malleus Sacerdotum

The Second
2017-03-15, 12:26 AM
888: How To Drain Your Flagon, by Borst Irongut
889: The illustrated guide to magical diseases, Vol 5, Grueling Goiters - Malignant Mastication.
890: The Manticore, The Hedgemage, And The Armoire, by Penny Farthing
891: One Orc Two Orc Red Orc Blue Orc, an Orcish primer by Dr. Zoosh
892: Following The Yellow Brick Road; A Travelogue, by Dorothy Gale
893: Colossal Cockroaches, Cheap Guardians or Mutant Menace?
894: Hastur Hastur Hastur! Summoning Old Gods For Fun And Profit
895: How Cthulhu Stole The Solstice, by Roald Oats
896: Folding At Home; Tesseracts Made Easy
897: You're A Wizard Larry! What to expect from your first year at mage academy
898: Enchanters Illustrated - Swimsuit Edition
899: Cockatrice Soup For The Souless; Inspirational Passages For the Necromacer in All Of Us
900: WYSIWYG, A Beginner's Guide To Polymorph And Other Transmutation

JAL_1138
2017-03-15, 09:10 AM
901: The Gospel of St. Fred of the Cardigan--the biography and collected poems, songs, sermons, speeches, parables, and other teachings of a legendary figure venerated as the patron saint of children by most of the major Good-aligned religions in the multiverse.

Bohandas
2017-03-18, 11:28 AM
902.) Catalogue of Inconsequential Stars

Bohandas
2017-04-09, 04:23 AM
903.) Long Winded Speeches for Every Occasi9n

904.) Limitations of Memorization and Recall in Creatures of Elemental Water

Lord Torath
2017-04-10, 08:49 AM
Great! I've got the second post now updated to Title 904. Only 96 more to reach 1000!

(Oh, and Bohandas, I assume that's supposed to be "Occasion", and not "Occasi9n"?)

Lentrax
2017-04-10, 09:53 AM
905. Wishing For More Wishes and Other Logical Fallacies by Jenny Ovda Bottle.

Segev
2017-04-10, 10:30 AM
906. Memoirs of a Newborn Aboleth

Bohandas
2017-04-10, 01:39 PM
(Oh, and Bohandas, I assume that's supposed to be "Occasion", and not "Occasi9n"?)

Yes, that's a typo

Bohandas
2017-04-10, 05:13 PM
(Oh, and Bohandas, I assume that's supposed to be "Occasion", and not "Occasi9n"?)

Yes, that's a typo

Bohandas
2017-04-15, 09:20 PM
907.) Enema Elish [sic]

908.) The Vampire's Guide to Wines

909.) Cooking With the Weird Sisters

910.) untitled journal of a bullywug's experiences working double shifts at an icecream parlor for a month (see if you can guess the obscure, humorously misinterpreted shakespeare reference)

Beleriphon
2017-04-16, 02:05 PM
911. A Brief History of Thyme - a cookbook and ritual book with commentary featuring the titular spice
912. A Brief History of Rime - a book about magical ice, and its effects
913. A Brief History of Rhyme - a history of bardic magic
914. A Brief History of Slime - a book about summoning and controlling oozes
915. A Brief History of Grime - a book about magical cleaning techniques

LordCdrMilitant
2017-04-16, 03:07 PM
916 - Papers and Paychecks - Player's Handbook
917 - Papers and Paychecks - Supervisor's Guide
918 - Papers and Paychecks - Coworker Compendium 1
919 - Papers and Paychecks - Coworker Compendium 2
920 - Papers and Paychecks - Coworker Compendium 3

Jay R
2017-04-16, 05:01 PM
921. Instructions for the Creation of Golden Snitches, Bludgers, and Quaffles.

JAL_1138
2017-04-16, 06:04 PM
922: Violins and Bows: A Bard's Primer on Archery. A treatise on archery co-written by several members of the College of Valor. Includes lessons on useful spells, tactics, rapid-reloading techniques for crossbows, close-quarters combat, targeting weak points in opponents' defenses, and long-range accuracy. And at least one horrible pun.

LordCdrMilitant
2017-04-17, 01:07 AM
923 - Army Book [Owner's Race/Faction]

On the above, when players in my DH games inspect bookshelves, they inevitably can find a copy of the owner's codex on a failed roll. The Deathwatch have Codex: Deathwatch amidst their ship's library, and the Ordo Malleus Inquisitor Lord has a copy of Codex: Daemonhunters and Codex: Grey Knights [and inevitably her collection of the associated miniatures somewhere]. It's good for a laugh once or twice, as long as nobody thinks about it too much.

Jay R
2017-04-17, 07:41 PM
924. A spellbook -- of Cantrips.

Segev
2017-04-18, 10:01 AM
925. A journal written in cipher and hidden inks with the Celestial numeral 1 on the cover, inscribed in the palm of a six-fingered hand. It contains 1/3 of a ritual for an unknown purpose, wreathed in warnings both cryptic and overt.
926. A journal written in cipher and hidden inks with the Draconic numeral 2 on the cover, inscribed in the palm of a six-fingered hand. It contains 1/3 of a ritual for an unknown purpose, with helpful margin-notes from a friendly Outsider.
927. A journal written in cipher and hidden inks with the Fiendish numeral 3 on the cover, inscribed in the palm of a six-fingered hand. It contains 1/3 of a ritual for an unknown purpose, but the book is empty past that entry, which is only half-way through it.

khadgar567
2017-04-18, 11:31 AM
925. A journal written in cipher and hidden inks with the Celestial numeral 1 on the cover, inscribed in the palm of a six-fingered hand. It contains 1/3 of a ritual for an unknown purpose, wreathed in warnings both cryptic and overt.
926. A journal written in cipher and hidden inks with the Draconic numeral 2 on the cover, inscribed in the palm of a six-fingered hand. It contains 1/3 of a ritual for an unknown purpose, with helpful margin-notes from a friendly Outsider.
927. A journal written in cipher and hidden inks with the Fiendish numeral 3 on the cover, inscribed in the palm of a six-fingered hand. It contains 1/3 of a ritual for an unknown purpose, but the book is empty past that entry, which is only half-way through it.
macguffin alert.

noob
2017-04-18, 11:55 AM
The surprise is that each of them belongs to a different mag guffin collection and that getting those three books do nothing.

JAL_1138
2017-04-18, 01:01 PM
928: Hollow Victory, by Baron Ignatius Ironhand. The autobiographical, existential lament of a once-zealous conquerer who ultimately found no fulfillment or meaning in his military triumphs or in lordship, and came to regret the senseless bloodshed. The Baron left the original manuscript for this book behind when he suddenly abdicated his throne and vanished from the pages of history, presumably dying in obscurity. The book purportedly holds clues to the location of the enchanted mace the Baron once wielded. Rumors of treasure aside, the book does contain useful firsthand accounts of both employing and countering wizards, clerics, and alchemists in large-unit tactics and logistical capacities.

LokiRagnarok
2017-04-19, 12:28 AM
macguffin alert.
It's a Gravity Falls reference.