Twi'lek Tavern

[Nightwing]

Lets face it, the Town has moved into the space age. the fourth empire came and every one adapted to space. So this is a Tavern for star wars characters. Have a light saber duel while enjoin a a nice Duros wine. There are bith musicians playing all day. This building is impervious to harm and Trekkies. And 40K fans.

[Nightwing]

*Lanno Macol walks in*

[thehothead]

An army of trekkies attacks it.

[Nightwing]

*An army of anti Trekkie laser canons shoot them all to death.*

[blackout]

An army of 40K fanatics bum rush the tavern patrons.

[Nightwing]

*An army of anti 40K fan cannons kill all the 40K fans*

[thehothead]

The infinite improbability device makes the place dissapear.

[Nightwing]

((It is inpervios to trekkies and trek technoligy. check the first post .))

[thehothead]

(Infinite improbability=hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.)

It appears again, still thanks to the infinite improbablity device.

[Emperor Ing]

Pik is undeadtimed, and walks into the bar

Hey Lanno. I could use your help now.

[Nightwing]

What do you need?

[Emperor Ing]

I can only carry 2 parts at once, and I could use your help at the ship. Meet you at the crash site.

Pik walks outside, and uses the force to carry the hyperdrive and an ion engine.

[Nightwing]

Alright.

*He hops on his modified Flare-s swoop and heads to the repair shop.*

[Nightwing]

*Lanno rides in on his modified flare-S swoop. He parks the swoop inside and orders some Devorean ail*

[Emperor Ing]

An Imperial General walks into the cantina, with his hand on his ear with 4 stormtroopers lined up at the door, followed by Pik
what do you mean this building doesnt exist? Im inside it!.......I dont care what the monitor shows, update the scan!......I thought so.
Lanno?! How'd you get here? Jolsto said your ship was blown up!

[Nightwing]

*Lanno smiles. He leans back and drinks his ail*

I have my ways.

[Emperor Ing]

Lanno, I do not regret to inform you that Darth Vader has withdrawn the bounty on Jedis, Dead or Alive.
Said something about having to do with you and rogue sith.

[Nightwing]

Alright, I'm sure I can fined another bounty.

[Emperor Ing]

All rogue sith are documented in the Imperial Archives, its a long story, but The Empire will pay 2,500,000 credits for each Rogue Sith Head hand-delivered to an officer.

[Nightwing]

sounds good to me.

[Emperor Ing]

Heh, good luck. You'll need it
hang on a second, do you mean Dark Jedi who joined the Rebels?
No...captured jedi turned to the dark side who sided against The Empire, but theyre not allied to The Rebels. Pests. Theyre there, we get casualties, than theyre not there.

[Nightwing]

I think you hit the nail on the head with your analysis.
Says a voice

*A light saber goes through a stormtroopers heart*

[Emperor Ing]

ROGUE!!!
SITH!!!
Pik pulls out his sabers, and you are shocked to see Aier pull out a red lightsaber

[Nightwing]

((Who is Aier?))

*He cuts down the rest of the stormtroopers*

[Emperor Ing]

((the imperial officer))
Rogue, surrender, or die!
Aier pulls out a blaster pistol
By the force not him again!

[Nightwing]

((Its not the apprentice, just a random sith.))

*Lanno uses the force to throw the sith into the wall.*

[Emperor Ing]

Aier fires many shots at the sith at a quick rate and Pik jumps at the sith

[Nightwing]

*He dodges some shots but one hits him in the leg and one hits the lightsaber hilt, destroying it. He doges pik Piks attack and jumps down in front of lanno, grunting in pain as he does. Lanno draws his baster and shoots him in the heart.*

[Emperor Ing]

((gak! you read my mind again!))
Aier walks over to the mortally wounded sith, and sticks his lightsaber into him.
Another Rogue taught the meaning of humility. A sum of 2.5 million credits will be transfered to your account. Good work Lanno.
Wow, that what I call easy credits.
*urggh* A little help?
Hey? who said that?
((dont kill him.))

[Nightwing]

((Who said that?))

*Lanno holsters his gun*

[Emperor Ing]

I'm over here
Everyone looks at one of the stormtroopers that the sith attacked, he has a lightsaber puncture wound on his abdomen
Could i get some help?
I think i can heal you
Wait...your...supposed to be dead!
Im not dead! Just badly wounded!
But...are you sure your not dead!
Im not a clone!
Oh! that explains everthing!
Pik goes up to the wounded stormtrooper and casts force heal
Thats better!
Clones are supposed to die from even a legshot! Your lucky you werent a clone

[Nightwing]

*Lanno orders another ail*

[Emperor Ing]

Oh yeah, clones are more expendable than Imperial Guardsmen.
Dont mock them. Thats not smart!
[COLOR="Blue"]oh...right
You 2 have your melodrama, Im gonna get a drink
Can you walk?
Yes sir.
A vegetavitive soldier is of no use to me.
Deadtime

[Vhaidara]

Jolsto walks in and stares at Lanno.
What the.. How are you here?

(And that wasn't godmoding, it was making productive use of another's deadtime. Note that I never directly affected your character.)

[Emperor Ing]

the 2 undeadtime
Ya kno, im not sure. Lanno, how DID you escape Real Taris?

[LordVader]

((Ah, randomizer, the wounded stormtrooper video, right? That one is great.:smallbiggrin:))

[Emperor Ing]

((hehe i couldnt resist! :smallbiggrin: ))

[Nightwing]

Just one of my tricks.

[Vhaidara]

Well, this time, I wont make that mistake again. You're a bounty hunter. How do I get Vader to put a bounty on my head without revealing I'm a jedi?

[Emperor Ing]

Well, your gonna have to do something to SERIOUSLY attract the attention of the empire, like sabotage an embassy or destroy a star destroyer/ Now that you mention it: why do you want a bounty on your head? The empire could kill you without you ever even seeing Lord Vader. Why do you want a bounty on your head anyways?

[Nightwing]

I you just pretended to be rouge sith then I can just "defeat" you and hand you over to the Imps

[Emperor Ing]

Theyre worth nothing to us alive!

[Nightwing]

Not a problem. He says with one hand on his gun.

[Emperor Ing]

We have the names and DNA samples from ALL the now Rogue Siths. We know who they are, and whether or not you got em. Besides, that non-rogue is worth nothing to us dead or alive.

[Nightwing]

((Why doesn't this guy shoot me for trying to play a trick on the empire?))


Except the masters. ((They would not have his. The Imps dont know he exists.)) Also, few new members have joined that you dont know about, like that one on the floor.

*he points to the dead sith.*

Or that one behind you pretending to be a storm trooper.

[Emperor Ing]

Hey?! I AM NOT A SITH!! So shut up! YOU SHUT THE **** UP!!!
Ya know, youre really starting to irritate me.
((both were talking to Lanno))

[Nightwing]

I have that effect on people.

*He draws his gun and shoots the storm troopers gun, blowing it open. He lightsaber falls out*

[Emperor Ing]

What the hell?
You blew up my gun!
That looks like a lightsaber
Its the blaster's power cell. They look a lot like lightsabers. Gimme your blaster
Aier pulls out his lightsaber, but doesnt turn it on, and hands the stormtrooper his blaster
okay...
The stormtrooper picks apart the blaster, and pulls out what looks like a lightsaber
By the force! so they do!
Yyup.
the stormtrooper puts the blaster back together and gives it back to Aier

[Nightwing]

*Lanno force pulls the "power battery" into his hand. He presses a button and a lightsaber comes out.*

How do you think he hid it so well?

[Emperor Ing]

((i should've said this earlier, the stormtrooper is NOT a sith or jedi))
Give me that!
Aier tries to retrieve the power cell from his blaster like the stormtrooper did, and gets it out. It does have the lightsaber beam.
Even more interesting
He hits the stormtrooper with the beam
Ow!
Its not a real lightsaber, at best, a training saber. Nice try. Ok now im really annoyed.
Aier turns on his lightsaber

[Nightwing]

*He orders another devorean ail*

[Emperor Ing]

All right, just give me back my power cell.

[Nightwing]

*He throws it and hits him in eye* ((The Glass over the eye was broken when he was attacked by the sith))

[Emperor Ing]

((godmod))
The power cell hits the helmit, and it falls and hits the floor. He picks it up
Thanks...
Why do you need that? cant ya get a totally new blaster?
Oh! your right!
Stormtrooper walks up to the other 3 dead stormtroopers, and picks up 2 blasters.

[Nightwing]

((Its a joke godmodd. Its a type of godmod that some people allow and other dont.))

[Emperor Ing]

((i disapprove of that one))
sweet!
((btw the blue-speaking stormtrooper is a PC under my control.))

[Nightwing]

By the way, I was not talking about that one.

*He draws a vibro blade and cuts the a armor on the arm of a dead stormtroopers, reveling a sith tattoo.*

[Vhaidara]

Jolsto fires a shot at Lanno.

[Emperor Ing]

Oh yeah, I gave him that. I asked him about it, he said it just looks badass.
Oh yeah, badass indeed!
I dont get it.

[Nightwing]

*He throws his glass of ail in the way of the blaster shot. He ducks behind a table and fires three well aimed shoots at Jalto with his Merr-Sonn 434 baster pistol*

[Vhaidara]

Jolsto avoids them, then pulls out his pstols, holstering his blaster.
If you can't get me nto Vader, I'd rather not have you around to stab my back. Again.
He fires four shots from each blaster pistol.

[Nightwing]

*He kicks over the table and the blaster bolts hit it. He fires three ore shots a Jolsto.*

If you want to be arrested kill that officer.

[Emperor Ing]

Aier, and the Stormtrooper jump behind the cantina counter, and Pik pulls out his lightsabers, and doesnt move
What the hell?
Whos that?
WHY DO YOU WANT TO SEE LORD VADER SO BAD?!

[Vhaidara]

That's jail, not Vader.
Jolsto holsters his pistols, and suddenly his dualsabers appear in his hands, pulsing red with sith energy. He charge Lanno and performs 12 slashes.

[Emperor Ing]

You are aware that this is disturbing the peace?

[Nightwing]

*Lanno draws is lightsaber and blocks 8. Then he jumps in the air and avoids the rest. He swings ten attacks at Jalsto*

This guy has Jedi powers. You kill an Imperial sith you get taken strait to Vader.

[Vhaidara]

Jolsto uses force speed to dodge them.
I knew you were holding information back from me. If you're lieing, I'll kill you.
He changes his target to the officer in question.

[Nightwing]

You owe me an ail.

[Emperor Ing]

So Weapon Proeficy: Lightsaber and Weapon Finesse: Lightsaber are 2 of my feats. How does that make me a sith?

[Nightwing]

Vader will be very displeased that you use a lightsaber.

[Emperor Ing]

He knows, he doesnt care. I dont feel the force anyways. Jedi Defense isnt one of my feats.

[Nightwing]

Maybe I could teach you a few tricks.

[Emperor Ing]

I'd rather blast you
im staying out of this
((deadtime))

[Nightwing]

Thats no surprise too me. Most people would rather blast me.

[Emperor Ing]

Lucky for you, the Disturbing the Peace charge is against Jolsto. Ill call reinforcements.
Aier puts his hand to his ear, and starts muttering something too softly for you to hear
I'll call the authorities.
We are the authorities, but do what ya have to do, shrimp.
I have a name

[Nightwing]

I think "Shrimp" fits you much better.

[Emperor Ing]

Ask Yoda. See what he says.

[Nightwing]

Even Yoda is taller than you.

[Emperor Ing]

Ive seen his species before. Im not sure what theyre called, but I myself is definitely taller than them all.

[Emperor Ing]

Many stormtroopers appear outside the door via speederbike, and aim their guns at Lanno, Lolsto, and Pik

[metakirb]

A kriken walks in, sitting down he starts looking at a bounty poster he pulled out of his pocket

[Emperor Ing]

((err, show us the poster?))

[metakirb]

Tral pins the poster to a nearby wall, on it, is a picture of Sentra Aran, and a very large reward, then Tral sits back down

[Emperor Ing]

The stormtroopers along with Stormtrooper, Aier, and Pik deadtime

[Emperor Ing]

the stormtroopers, Aier, and Pik undeadtime
Damn I hate deadtime!
Aw c'mon its not so bad!

Ok im bored, im gonna leave now. Troops, point your guns at that guy.
points to Jolsto
farewell. You, come with me
points to the stormtrooper who speaks in blue, and walks out. Stormtrooper follows.
*sigh* another day, another deadtimed psycopath.

[Nightwing]

*Lanno enters*

[LordVader]

The bar music from the Mos Eisley Cantina begins playing.

[Nightwing]

The usual.

*The Bartender hand him a cup of devorian wine. he drinks it and leaves*

[Emperor Ing]

A man dressed as Jolsto walks in
Meh. Juma please.
Bartender gives him a shot of Juma Juice

[Vhaidara]

The man's outfit vanishes, and is soon replaced with his own outfit.

(I take it that's the Stormtrooper? Force illusions rock against these guys.)

[Emperor Ing]

((yyup!))
GAAHH!!! holy s***! holy f***ing ****!!!

[Emperor Ing]

Pik comes in, and notices the single stormtrooper
Uhh, I think your friends left already.

[Nightwing]

*Lanno enters*

devorian wine

[Emperor Ing]

Hey! My lucks turning! You look like a seasoned spacer. Ya gotta ship? :smallamused:

[Nightwing]

"I heard there is a nice ship shop about a mile down"

[Emperor Ing]

Your joking. Nobody in the right mind would leave a ship just randomly lying about.

[Nightwing]

"I said, there is a shop that sells them!"

[Emperor Ing]

That place got blown to oblivion by bounty hunters!!

[Nightwing]

"They rebuilt it!"

[Emperor Ing]

Interesting...

[Nightwing]

You should go by a ship.


*Lanno throws pik 1,000 credits*

[Emperor Ing]

:smallconfused: Uhh, I dont need this.
((you mean the blue-speaking stormtrooper? :smallamused: ))

[Nightwing]

((Yeah, I mean him))

OK

*Lanno pulls the credits away with the force*

[Emperor Ing]

:smalleek:
Okay, if anyone ever sees some jedi with a rocket launcher, and pointy ears, tell him hes got a bounty on his head. Alive, 5,000, Dead, 3,000.
:smallconfused: you mean..:smalleek: .oh s***!!
Pik runs out, gets on his speederbike, and ZOOMS away!

[Nightwing]

Josto? I can guaranty you will have him in a few days.

[Emperor Ing]

((yyup!))
:smallconfused: So thats his name. Well, the bounty's not offical, but the General knows me very well as the most powerful Stormtrooper in his fleet and forces, so as soon as I can get a ship, the bounty will be offical!

[Emperor Ing]

((deadtime :smallredface: ))

[Nightwing]

*Lanno walks in, horribly scared and bleeding*

Give me a big bucket of water.

*The bartender hands it to him and he washes the blood of off him. Then he leaves*