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digiman619
2016-04-12, 08:12 PM
For D&D: Why did the ghost take a level of psion? So he can manifest! For Magic: A horrible pick up line: "Hey, baby, are you a phyrexian? 'Cause you compleate me!"

Malimar
2016-04-12, 08:31 PM
A fifth-level paladin drives his car to the repair shop.

He gets out and says to the mechanic "It's really weird. Normally I fight for justice and righteousness, but every time I get in this car I have this incredible urge to run over old ladies, drive way past the speed limit, and pick up hitchhiking demons. Can you help me?"

The mechanic looks the car over and says "Yeah, I see what the problem is. Your alignment's off."

(original from Lore Fitzgerald Sjöberg)