Mystery Inc. van

[Nightwing]

This is Mystery Inc's. Van. They solve crimes. In side sits mystery Inc.

Like, I could really go for a snack scoob. says shagy.

Reah, re ru. (Yeah, me too) Says scooby doo.

You just had a three course dinner! says Freddy.

Yeah, but we're still hungry. replays shaggy

Reah, Rill Rungry. (Yeah, still hungry) repeats scooby

Who wants some scooby snacks? asks Velma

Me! says shagy

Reah, Re ru! (Yeah, me too!)

You two and your food. says Daphne.

[metakirb]

A badly aimed meteor spell by black mage cause several meteors to crash just outside the van

[Nightwing]

Wow, meteorites!
Like, i hope this does not mean another mystery.

[metakirb]

Black mage wobbles along, completely drunk

sho thatsh where it landed...

He casts a telport spell on i and it reappear in the sky, only to fall into the exact same spot

musht be an arfca... arclan... arcane malfuncshion...

He wobbles over to it, and falls over next to it

[LordVader]

((Nightwing, did you really need five more characters?:smalltongue:))

[metakirb]

((my meteor intended to wipe them out but... drunk mages aren't good at aiming...))

[Emperor Ing]

((then get a AT-AT to step on them! :smallbiggrin: ))

[Vespe Ratavo]

Zombies swarm around the van for as far as the eye can see. They start banging on the doors, trying to eat the tasty cartoon characters.

[Emperor Ing]

Tre steps out of Trogs
nice!

[Castaras]

A group of zombie pies wander over.

Grains?
Graaaains.
My dear chap, its BRRRRRAAAAAIIIIIIIIINSSSS.
Oh okay. BRRRRAAAAIIIIINSSSSS.
Drains?
No, Brains.
Mains?
Brains.
Okay. BRAAAIIINS.
all together now...
BRRRAAAAAIIIIIINNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSS....

[Emperor Ing]

Many stormtroopers come from out of town, and line up around the zombies
Nice!

[Castaras]

A zombie pie walks up to a stormtrooper.

Graaains?

[Emperor Ing]

NO YOU STUPID PIE!!! ITS BRAAAINNNSS!!!! wait...pie?!
The stormtrooper takes off his helmit, and eats the pie, and puts his helmit back on
Wow, better than regular pie!

[Castaras]

The stormtrooper might realise that he just swallowed 5 small animated knives, three acid spitting bugs, and three monstrous worms.

The other zombie pies carry on wandering around, muttering "Grains" and "Mains" and "Drains" and the suchlike.

[Emperor Ing]

A nearby stormtrooper tells him whats in the pie, the stormtrooper who ate the zombie pie takes off his helmit, and makes a monstorously big grin.
hehehe!
YOU STUPID PIES!!! ITS FRICKIN BRAAAINNS!!
Aier walks up, lightsaber and blaster in hand.

[Castaras]

The acid spitting bugs in his stomach start spitting acid at the walls of the stomach, most probably starting to dissolve the stuff it finds in its path to the open air again. The animated knives start cutting up the stomach as well, heading for the heart.

The zombie pies point and laugh.

[Emperor Ing]

((godmod, ill allow it anyways.))
FIRE AT WILL!!
All the stormtroopers and Aier open fire on the pie zombies

[Castaras]

(( Where was the godmod exactly? I attempted to dissolve the stomach. I attempted to get to the heart with the knives. You said you ate the pie, rather than attempting to, which was godmodding. But I allowed it, seeing as it would be more fun. So where was I godmodding, exactly? ))

The zombie pies grin and watch the bullets rain down around them. Any bullet wounds they gain are automatically regenerated.

[Emperor Ing]

((Theyre not guns, theyre blasters, theyre Imperial Stormtroopers. Blaster shots explode too!))
Shots continue to rain on the pies.

[Castaras]

(( Ahh okay. ))

Some of the pies realise that their comrades are not in fact just regenerating, but exploding. A front line pie screams a bloodcurdling war-cry, before exploding in a shower of cherry filling. The zombie pies charge, more pies shimmering into existance behind them.

[Emperor Ing]

GET BACK!!
Stormtroopers retreat, and Aier pulls out a thermal detonator, and throws it into the frontal middle of the pie zombie ranks.

[Castaras]

The pies shimmer once again with blue magic, jumping out of the 5 metre range the thermal detonator most probably has. They charge at the stormtroopers, attempting to smother them with poisoned/diseased/gone off pie.

[Emperor Ing]

At the edge of the regular zombie army, pieces of zombie flying everywhere, as if a bulldozer was plowing through them, you take a look, you recognize Tre.
Well well well, the phazon man returns!

[Castaras]

(( If I was being nitpicky, that'd be godmodding. ))

The pies all freeze in dead time, as their player disappears for the night.

(( Much as I'd like to kick some stormtrooper donkey, sleep is more important. :smallwink: ))

[Emperor Ing]

((He was always there, I posted him leaving Trogs, and good...night? im calling in reinforcements, Deadtime))

[Lord Magtok]

At the rear of the pie army, pieces of zombie pie flying everywhere, as if a bulldozer was plowing through them, you take a look, you recognize Tre.
Well well well, the phazon man returns!

((I think she was talking about this.

Nitpicky-man, away!))

[LordVader]

((Randomizer, you cannot determine by yourself that pies are dying, she has to say they are, since she controls them. And Castaras, be nit-pickity, we want to make people aware when they do this so it doesn't happen again.:smallsmile: ))

[metakirb]

BM wakes up, having realized suddenly what happened to him last night, involving being set on fire and rolled out of the tavern, he looks at the deadtimed pies

aww.... stabbable things that i can't stab right now... maybe if i...

He walks forward and sets an "Ultima trap" infront of one of the pies, upon undeadtiming the pie should trigger it, then he sits back and waits for the undeadtiming, casting "summon board game" to keep him occupied

[Emperor Ing]

((im sorry but you'll have to do without my services for 4 days :smallfrown: ))

[Vhaidara]

A very large, very localized nuke appears in the van. despite it being bigger than the van. It will blow in three seconds.

[Nightwing]

((Unless you have an explanation I'm not going along with this random nuke thing.))

[Vhaidara]

(Like it's any more random than half the things you do.)

A very powerful, very drunk epic WIZ/ Nuclear Scientist stumbles in.
"Where'd that nuke go?"

[Nightwing]

Here take it!

*Freddy kicks it out the door*

[Vhaidara]

(it's Bigger Than The Van.)

[Nightwing]

((Then It cant have gotten in the first place! On a different note were is shadow bow? Not the one that is in Tereal's mind, the other one.))

[Vhaidara]

(Deadtimed in transition. Where do you want him? And it was magic!)

[Nightwing]

((Trogs would be good))

[Vespe Ratavo]

Hundreds of zombies lunge and try to grab Fred's foot while he's kicking out the door.

[Vhaidara]

Which he didn't. And the nuke goes off, destroying everything within 50 feet.

(I said very localized.)

[metakirb]

Except for black mage who had protect, barrier and shell spells up, unfortunately his board game doesn't last

great, now i hafta summon another

he does so and continues playing

[Castaras]

The zombie pies explode. And go boom. And spreads sticky pie filling everywhere.

Pie starts to morph, and these strange, zombie pie filling things slurp around the place of the destruction, moaning.

[metakirb]

Which triggers BM's Ultima trap, causing a wide scale Ultima to be unleashed on the pies, BM begins to laugh, he's nnever used spells on pies before, minus the occasional fire on an undercooked one

[Castaras]

(( ...Wide scale Ultima? :smallconfused: ))

[metakirb]

((have you never played final fantasy? ultima is the ultimate spell, BM has used it over a wide area, hence wide scale ultima, its a powerfull spell of pure arcane energy))

[Castaras]

(( Okay, thanks. Blame the fact that I've never played any FF. :smalltongue: ))

The pure arcane energy only serves to make the pie things get bigger. They turn to BM, and slowly slurp towards him.

[metakirb]

if ive made you more powerful then why do you want to kill me? oh nevermind, METEOR!!

A well aimed meteor (for once) begins heading towards the pies

[Castaras]

Whooooooo.... saaaaaaaiiiiiid.... weeeeeeee.... weeeeeerrrrreeee.... gooooooiiiiiing.... toooooo.... aaaaattaaaaack.... yooooooouuuuuu?

The pie fillings slurp closer, some being flattened by the meteor, others flickering with deep blue magic that absorbs the impact.

[metakirb]

normally giant zombie pies try to kill people... oh well, teleport!

He moves the meteor away, putting it back into its orbit before he ripped it towards the pies

[Castaras]

Thaaaaaat... woooooooouuuuuuuld... beeeeee...

The pies carry on forward.

[Vespe Ratavo]

The zombies look at each other.
Brains?
Brains.
They shrug and shamble off following the pies.

[metakirb]

would be...

He begins bolstering his protect, barrier and shell spells

[Castaras]

Beeeeeeeee...

The pie speaking pauses for dramatic effect. The rest carry on swarming forward.

[metakirb]

be...

He beins preparing a "holyflare" which is a combination of the spells, flare and holy, flare comanding matter itself ((im not sure how exactly, but i know it makes an explosion)) and holy being self explanatory

[Castaras]

CORRECT!

The pies, who are very close to BM now, throw themselves at the shield. And bounce off the barrier. They throw themselves at the shield again. And bounce off the barrier. They get very confused.

Strangely enough, pies aren't that bright, and neither are zombies. So logically, a zombie pie that's already been exploded once would be very dumb. Aye?

So these dumb pies move away from the barrier, and whisper to each other about what to do next.

[metakirb]

At whic point BM releases the holyflare into the midst of the pies

[Castaras]

The zombie pies scream in pain as holes appear in them all.

Pies can't spell, either.

So they have no idea that they're meant to dissolve, but instead cry in pain as holes appear in them. They try throwing themselves at BM. Assuming the shield is still up, they bounce off it.

[metakirb]

BM wonders if he can make the pies blow up by confusing them to the point of unreasonable logic, so he starts blabbing about reality and chaos that order is an illusion and something to do with the number pi minus pi on my calculator equalling a minus number ((it does, im scared, you do the symbol, minus what comes up on screen and its a minus number))

[Castaras]

The pies all glare at their player for not posting sooner, and blink at BM, confused.

Graaggh?
*shrugs* Grraaarrrgh.
Graahh.

[metakirb]

BM then casts Comet 372, which is like comet 2 but lasts alot longer, thousands of m,illions of comets begin raining down on the pies

[Castaras]

The pies die. And more sticky pie is splattered everywhere.

Poor pies. What did they ever do to you? Other than try and eat your grains of course...

[metakirb]

BM goes beserk

IT'S BRAINS!!! YOu STUPID PIES!!! NOT DRAINS, OR GRAINS, OR EVEN PLAGMIRAMOLS!!! BRAINS!!!!!!

He then proceds to pull at tranquilizer out of his pocket ((in FF7 tranquilizer is an item to cure hyper status)) and injects himself, taking deep breaths

now don't make me burn you

He tleports the comets back to where they were

[Castaras]

The pies remain deaded.

[metakirb]

BM casts fire16 just to be sure, then walks off to the tavern

[Castaras]

Yup, still deaded.









But not destroyed. As BM leaves, the flaming zombie pies rise up again, and wander into a portal. The portal shimmers, and closes behind them.