See wolf. See wolf bleed. Bleed wolf bleed!

[Lykan]

Okay, I have funny little story.

There once was an accident prone werewolf who created a wall of chairs and stools to keep his crazy ass dog from jumping on him. That dog was soon taken for a walk by the werewolf's father. The werewolf, meanwhile, took a nap. Or was doing something on the computer. Anyway, that’s besides the point. When the werewolf’s father came back with the dog, he found the door was locked, so he knocked on the door, in hopes that he would be saved the hassle of getting the dog to sit still while he fumbled for the keys if his son would get off his butt and open the door. Which he did, leaping the makeshift dog-wall to get to the door, and let his father in. Once he did, he promptly jumped the dog wall again, though he jumped a bit too high this time.

Why was it too high, you ask? Because above the dog wall, there was a ceiling fan and light fixture, which the werewolf promptly crashed into, shattering it, and causing the werewolf to fall to the ground amongst the glass. “wtf just happened?” he pondered, his vision slightly faded. His father stared at him with shock, as the werewolf crawled onto the couch adjacent, holding his head.

When the werewolf felt his head, though, it was wet. Funny, he thought... He didn’t remember being so sweaty when he got up. Unfortunately, the red on his hands pointed to something other than perspiration. The werewolf jumped to his feet, and barged through the dog, wall, helped by his father to the sink, where he promptly began washing his head of the blood and glass.

Of course, the werewolf found it odd that, despite having bits of glass shoved into his skull, it wasn’t very painful. So he politely asked if his father could bring him his camera:

((contains blood, for those who don't like it))

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The werewolf learned a valuable lesson that day: Never, ever trust the dog. Because in a way, it was mostly the dog’s fault.

Our perpetrator:

((contains annoying cuteness, for those who don't like it))

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[Ego Slayer]

Oooh, Lykan got owned. :smallsigh:
But the dog... the dog... it's cute! That face just screams " giv me treatz!" :smalltongue:
...

[phoenixineohp]

Sounds like the werewolf needs some bandages, the family needs to not buy silver sharp things that hang low and the dog needs some training.

Ouch.

Those ceiling fans, they attack don'tcha know.

[Rawhide]

I am so glad my new house has no ceiling fans...

[Ranis]

'Round here, jumping that high is quite the feat. Kudos to you and your jumping skillz.

[Cyrano]

Ummm, am I the only one here thinking "How is that funny?"
Because for shame, Lykan, that dog is trying to KEEL YOU!
And yes, the spelling was intentional.
Anyway, you have to get out. Greyhound, plane, boat, anything. It isn't safe for you anymore.

[Nomrom]

It can't have been the dog's fault. Your dog is too cute to cause accidents like that.

[ForzaFiori]

that dog/fan combo PWN'D you man.

[Lykan]

It can't have been the dog's fault. Your dog is too cute to cause accidents like that.

He's a diabolical genius, I tell you. He's already dominated both yours and Ego's minds!

Quick! look away!

[Cyrano]

^^^Naive fool! Thats just a ploy, like me pretending to be 13 when I go onto the inte- nevermind. That didn't come out right. (I'm fourteen, alright? I just want to feel young again!)
Don't trust cute. It's only trustworthy if it has a scar the size of Nebraska and no redeeming exterior quality.

[Nomrom]

He's a diabolical genius, I tell you. He's already dominated both yours and Ego's minds!

Quick! look away!

Can't look away. Losing control of mind. Feeling urge to buy lots of dog treats and injure werewolves.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Puppy Cuteness once again negates Werewolf Damage Reduction.

Such is the power of CUTE!

[Vonriel]

I see the picture of the so-called "cute" puppy, and all I can think of is: Wow, that's a nice collection of books you got there. Isn't that backpack rather heavy, though? :smalltongue:

Good job on busting your head open. I think a good smack upside the head should drive home the point.

[Lykan]

I see the picture of the so-called "cute" puppy, and all I can think of is: Wow, that's a nice collection of books you got there. Isn't that backpack rather heavy, though? :smalltongue:

Good job on busting your head open. I think a good smack upside the head should drive home the point.

I think the glass shoved into my head excersized the point just fine.

And yes, the backpack is heavy.

[Lucky]

God, what a stupid werewolf. Good thing no one on these boards are that stupid.

*braces for impact*

[Lemur]

He's a diabolical genius, I tell you. He's already dominated both yours and Ego's minds!

Quick! look away!

I was gonna say, the dog definitely looks mad with evil designs. I mean, his eyes are looking in two separate directions! Definitely crazy.

There are two methods I use to keep dogs from jumping on me, neither of which involve creating physical barriers. The first is to grab their front paws while their in the air, and start dancing around with the dog. Most dogs don't seem to like this, especially for extended periods of time. If that fails though, I just use my knee to greet them. One way or another, they learn not to screw around with me.

[Jibar]

Your dog is evil, man.
Just look at him. Looook at him.
His eyes are different colours. He is possessed!
Eeeeeviiiiiil.

[Hell Puppi]

reminds me of my friend's worst drunk night....he got a head wound similar to that...

[SDF]

No, bad, stop bleeding! *puts Lykan in a bubble*


reminds me of my friend's worst drunk night....he got a head wound similar to that...

Worst night? That isn't too bad. Did he remember or black it out? :P

[Penguinizer]

Now for the necessary world domination joke: Now my plan for world domination shall commence. And for the un-necessarily stalky comment. Lykan uses hair gel.

But in seriousness. I hope it doesn't get infected or anything.

[Lykan]

Now for the necessary world domination joke: Now my plan for world domination shall commence. And for the un-necessarily stalky comment. Lykan uses hair gel.

But in seriousness. I hope it doesn't get infected or anything.

Not true, actually. I took the pictures afte I washed the glass and primary gush of blood out of my hair.

[Penguinizer]

Ok, that explains why it looks like you have Hairgel on...

[Exachix]

Owch.

Moral: Werewolves and 'normal' dogs don't mix.
He was trying to get you out of the house!!

[Keymort]

But awwwwww the DOOOGGYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish I had a dog... But my stupid Parent is allergic....
(nah, I really love her... dum allergicness.)

AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!! !!!!!

I want a dog like that one. =D

[blackfox]

This is one reason why I hate dogs.
99% of the other reasons also involve injury.
Therefore, I have cats. The worst they'll do to you is a quarter-inch-deep puncture wound that if you wash it, it won't even get infected. :smallyuk:

[Miraqariftsky]

Questions: So, Lykan, you alright?

Why the heck was the dog inside the house anyway? Don't ye have grounds or at least some outdoor space?

My advice to you: train the bloody dog not to jump inside the house and change the bloody ceiling fan to the type that is smaller and has a secure grille on. Either the junkshops or the second-hand hardwares should have a cheap one up in good condition if there is financial trouble.

Not-so-deep-down-inside, dogs are still predators. I know that. My family has kept a pack of mongrel half-ferals for generations. The bites, scratches, the bruises and the allergies all around are worth the companionship, the camraderie and the protection that the pack offers. We have lost track of the number of thieves and intruders they have driven away. And you know what? Most of our dogs are shorter than my knee and I'm 5'6.

[Thes Hunter]

I am so glad you are a werewolf, because without your powers of regeneration, I think you would have killed yourself already.

[phoenixineohp]

This is one reason why I hate dogs.
99% of the other reasons also involve injury.
Therefore, I have cats. The worst they'll do to you is a quarter-inch-deep puncture wound that if you wash it, it won't even get infected. :smallyuk:

You are aware of cat scratch fever right?

[Trog]

Injured again?!? :smalleek: That's it. It's official. We're all chipping in and getting you one of those bear attack proof suits for you to wear around the house. :smalltongue:

The dog is both cute and evil. I would imagine that if a full body shot could be obtained it would no doubt reveal the dog to be a succupuppy.

[Madmal]

Trog, i believe a helmet would be more useful here...or a bubble...

and yes, your dog is evil; puppy dog eyes don't affect me that much...

But-it looks so cute!
...shush it...
...fine:smallmad:

anyways, get that wound healed, and let's all hope you won't get into more accidents.:smalltongue:

[Penguinizer]

He needs a human sized hamster ball.

[Lykan]

He needs a human sized hamster ball.

I'd probably end up rolling into a lake. :smallyuk:

[Penguinizer]

floats?

That would be fun. Add oxy bottles

[Bookman]

See if it were anyone else I'd be impressed.

But for you Lykan this seems almost.........trivial :wink: :tongue:

[Jibar]

Heh, that reminds me, I've got a cousin like you Lykan.
He's broken every bone in his body at least once, except for those that would kill him or otherwise paralyse him badly.
He's the kinda guy who can trip and his arm will just pop right out.
You ever done that?

[Lykan]

Heh, that reminds me, I've got a cousin like you Lykan.
He's broken every bone in his body at least once, except for those that would kill him or otherwise paralyse him badly.
He's the kinda guy who can trip and his arm will just pop right out.
You ever done that?

No, actually. Despite being one of the clumsiest people alive, I've never broken or dislocated a bone. Hell, I've only gotten burns four times, and all of them were related to getting stuff out of the oven. :smalltongue:

Lessee... I've fallen out of trees, been knocked foreward off a bike at full speed, gotten a hand and foot stuck in a car door, attacked by a dog, electrocuted, jumped into a ceiling fan, and have had several puncute wounds resulting from bein stabbed with pensils, sticks, and a broken baseball bat.

[Bookman]

You forgot the rabies! :wink:

[Lykan]

Well... That's part of the dog attack.

Speaking of which, I had big-ass needles jammed in my gut to administer the rabies vaccine. >.>

[Jibar]

Man, if I could do all that Lykan, I'd just go around throwing myself off cliffs and seeing what happens.
Of course, I'm rather suicidal, so I'm just inclined to do so anyway.

[Bookman]

I think I would more throw myself into a large spinning top of doom.

Cause that's how unusual Lykan's hurts are

[Logic]

Don't worry Lykan, I'm on your side!

As a Vampire, that would have chosen to be a werewolf instead, I agree that your dog is your enemy!

*Plus I can't see any of the photos you posted. I could be immune to the cute charms by default, or the because of the sandbox firewall.

[Lykan]

Man, if I could do all that Lykan, I'd just go around throwing myself off cliffs and seeing what happens.
Of course, I'm rather suicidal, so I'm just inclined to do so anyway.

Lucky me I don't get hurt in the cases where I could be seriously. I went to the Grand Canyon a few years ago, hopped from rock to rock above a good hundred foot cliff... And I'm not dead.

If you find do cliff, don't jump it. Unless you're being chased and there's water at the bottom and you want to make a dramatic escape.

Then you should jump.

[Hell Puppi]

Man, if I could do all that Lykan, I'd just go around throwing myself off cliffs and seeing what happens.
Of course, I'm rather suicidal, so I'm just inclined to do so anyway.

"And in the spirit of scientific inquiry, he jumped out the window again."
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