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PirateMonk
2007-08-11, 12:52 PM
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Previous Threads:

Evil Inc. Do-gooders beware!- Psyke_D [Thread Auto-pruned]
AMEN, Godmodding and Good Hating since, well, the last thread. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=34553)- Rex Idiotarum
AMEN III: Revenge of the Munchkins (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=36535)- Rex Idiotarum
AMEN IV: Return of the Pogo- (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=37474) Rex Idiotarum
AMEN V: Rise of the Magtoks/Maggots (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=38748)- Rex Idiotarum
AMEN VI: The Secret of Saurous Rock (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=40045)- Lord Magtok
AMEN 007: Casino Ratavo- Saurous (I think) [Thread mysteriously missing]
AMEN VIII: The REAL one! (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=43207)- Fus.Weapon 1337
Amen IX: They just wouldn't stay away! (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=44832)- Korith
AMEN X: Call of Moonthulu (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=46716)- Castaras
AMEN XI: Raiders of the Lost Pie (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=48523)- PirateMonk
AMEN XII: Now pretty much equivalent to Final Fantasy! (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=50599)- Castaras
Amen XIII: Thread 1408 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=51830)- Vespe Ratavo

Fairly Obvious Changes (Do not include in later threads):

-Das Rules removed
-Link to wiki added
-Link to forum added
-Thread index added (please update it)

Castaras
2007-08-11, 12:57 PM
Ahh...New thread smell...

Castaras walks in.

Oh, wait a minute, that isn't the thread...:smalleek:

Draken
2007-08-11, 01:03 PM
Draken walks in the new thread.

The banner still needs to be updated.

Castaras
2007-08-11, 01:12 PM
That is very true.

Anybody who's not on that banner, give me a shout, and an avatar or something to copy from, and I'll add you in.

Draken
2007-08-11, 01:15 PM
You can start with me. The avatar is just by the side.

On purpose, would you mind making a cryohydra avatar for me? I will send more details by PM.

Castaras
2007-08-11, 01:16 PM
You're already in there, Draken. And sure, pm me details and I'll give it a shot.

EmeraldRose
2007-08-11, 02:20 PM
*walks in*

Oooo...an evil AMEN thread....

*looks around, tourist-y like*

Castaras
2007-08-11, 02:21 PM
Castaras walks over to EmeraldRose.

Hello there. Come to join, or are you just looking around?

EmeraldRose
2007-08-11, 02:29 PM
Oh, hi! Nice place you've got here?

Castaras
2007-08-11, 02:30 PM
Eh, it's kinda nice. Want some pie?

Castaras summons one of her pies and offers it to EmeraldRose.

EmeraldRose
2007-08-11, 02:38 PM
Umm..no thanks, I think I've heard stories...Is it ok if I take a look around?

Keledrath
2007-08-11, 02:38 PM
NOOOOOOO! She does bad things to those! Only Saphire deserves that! And Cassie, could you add me to the banner? My AMEN-self looks most like this.
http://public.tektek.org/img/av/d10/17/tek_070710aa2e29.png (http://tektek.org/avatar/1646264)

Castaras
2007-08-11, 02:42 PM
Castaras smirks, and dismisses the pie.

Your loss. You probably can, but if something bad happens to you, it ain't our fault.

Sure Bookboy, I'll add you after this avatar is done.

Mr. Moon
2007-08-11, 02:42 PM
Saphire sighs. "Oh, go do a good Tektek. I screwed up on that one."

Keledrath
2007-08-11, 02:44 PM
Saphire, that is your's. And I personally think it's better than anything I could do. Which isn't saying much, as all I have is Paint, but still...
And Cassie, if you add Draken as a hydra, that banner is gonna get a lot bigger.

Castaras
2007-08-11, 02:45 PM
As I said before, he's already added. I'm keeping him in humanish form.

Keledrath
2007-08-11, 02:47 PM
Thank you, <insert higher power here>!
And Saphire, when I said you deserved Cassie's potions, I meant for the ones designed to make us hate you.

Draken
2007-08-11, 02:48 PM
DP is still looking for Draken in the banner.

No problem looking arround, just take care arround Korith and V Junior, I wouldn't trust BB, Moon Called and Vespe either, you probably won't have much to be afraid of near Saurous, Curly and Magtok.

And please, if it is among your skills, don't destroy my lab. Every time someone destroys the place my creatures are released and they trample the whole place.

DP stops looking.

Just noticed, it is an old banner, PM needs to get the new one.

Keledrath
2007-08-11, 02:51 PM
You're right above Saurous!
I'm just mood swingy. Stay away when I'm bored, though. that's when I kill things.
Bookboy starts playing RotK on a PS2.

Mr. Moon
2007-08-11, 02:52 PM
"Just click on it, it'll take you to a site where you can make Tekteks. I'd retry it, but I can't get on to any sites but this one and Runescape." Saphire sighs.

"So, are we gonna do a plot today?"

"Let's wait and see if the others get on first. I do have an idea for one."

Exachix
2007-08-11, 02:52 PM
"Draken. The real thing to say is to trust us all."

Saurous
2007-08-11, 02:52 PM
"Um, DP? The new banner is there. Your computer must not be picking it up.

Saph, if you have an idea for one, you might as well do it. I doubt anyone else is."

Keledrath
2007-08-11, 02:56 PM
Saphire, I might, but I've only got Flash Player 8, and it requires 9. And like I said, I like that one.

Draken
2007-08-11, 02:56 PM
Indeed, the character above Saurous is a guy using a Piarte's hat that doesn't look like me at all. Maybe I am looking at an old banner... Any wording on how to fix it?

Sigh... So what about the plot?

Keledrath
2007-08-11, 03:00 PM
You definately have the wrong one. I've got your avatar with his feet on Saur's head.

Mr. Moon
2007-08-11, 03:01 PM
Saph, if you have an idea for one, you might as well do it. I doubt anyone else is."
"Eh, in a bit. I have to walk the dog."

Castaras
2007-08-11, 03:01 PM
DP, press Ctrl+F5.

Draken
2007-08-11, 03:09 PM
Now, that is better. Much better. Thanks Liz.

Mr. Moon
2007-08-11, 03:51 PM
Saphire returns, claps her hands, and the AMEN base transforms into the hanger bay of a Banking Clan COMM ship. All the AMENites are dressed in Sith robes, and are being breifed by the Vizer of the Trade Federation. Yes, on a Banker ship. Shush.

"As you know," he says with a thick accent, "the Republic is failing. Your master, Lord Sidious, has sent us to Felucia, where we have heard word of Jedi Master Ayla Seccura as well as a collection of clones and her Padawan, as well as a few other Jedi knights. We beleived that an army of droids would not be enough to take down Seccura, so you will be going in their stead. Find Seccura, and capture her. Kill or capture anyone else who gets in your way. Understood?" The collected Sith nod. "Good. We have prepair Trifighters for you to fly, as we will be unable to get any closer. Dissmissed."

Keledrath
2007-08-11, 03:53 PM
Who supports a rebelion against the rebelion?
No way I'm doing that! Aayla Secura's my favorite Jedi!

Lord Magtok
2007-08-11, 03:55 PM
Magtok wanders around the new thread ith a clipboard, making sure everything is as it should be.

Hmm...Draken's stuff seems to be doing fine, Saur's zombies have gotten off their grains diet and returned to eating minds, the robots are being remade, that pie/soup war thingy hasn't come back, and it doesn't look like there are any plots going on. Woo! Things are finally peaceful in AMEN! I can relax for a few seconds before someone kills me again!

Keledrath
2007-08-11, 03:56 PM
Magtok, there actually is a plot.

Mr. Moon
2007-08-11, 03:59 PM
Saphire thwaks Bookboy. "Look, we aren't killing her. We're capturing her." She also directs Magtoks gaze at her last post.

Meanwhile, Moon Called turns swiftly, her black robes swishing around her, and climbs into the nearest Trifighter, booting up the engines.

Lord Magtok
2007-08-11, 03:59 PM
There's wha-?

Magtok looks around, and silently curses.

****. Well, at least it's a Star Wars plot. Maybe if we're lucky, we can screw something up and prevent Anakin from ever having children. Or remove Jar Jar from existence.

Mr. Moon
2007-08-11, 04:04 PM
Moon Called waits patiently, because there is a plot sheild over the hanger bay that won't let her through unless the others go with her. For cinematic reasons.

Draken
2007-08-11, 04:14 PM
Great, let's get this over with.

Draken's staff now is a scythe-shaped lightsaber.

Lord Magtok
2007-08-11, 04:18 PM
While the others are changed to be more Star Wars-y, Magtok is left unaltered. He's SW-ish enough already. A gray curved lightsaber is put at his waist, but that's the only difference.

Magtok follows, looking rather puzzled. He turns to Moon_Called.

Aayla Secura...the Twi'lek woman with two lightsabers who gets shot from behind when Order 66 was...err...when it is issued? We have to kidnap her? What if we mess up, and cause her to geet away and screw up the Star Wars timeline? :smallconfused: :smalleek:

Mr. Moon
2007-08-11, 04:23 PM
Since Moon Called is in her Trifighter, her voice crackles on Magtok's comm instead. "Yup, that's her. And if we screw up the Starwars timeline... I'm sure Saphire will enjoy role-playing an altered version. Now would you guys hurry up and get in the ships?"

Vampiric
2007-08-11, 04:25 PM
I wonder how happy George Lucas will be now Vampires, Pieomancers and a Cryohydra are in his creation...

Saurous
2007-08-11, 04:31 PM
((Psst, Moon Called, I think you mean Tiefighter.))

"Oh, Star Wars. Great."

Saurous looks about at his current surroundings, and makes his way over to a trifighter. He clambers inside the cockpit.

Mr. Moon
2007-08-11, 04:33 PM
((Nope. Your thinking of Clones. We're on the Droid army. The fastest ship they have are Trifighters.))

Saurous
2007-08-11, 04:34 PM
((Oh. I'll go fix my previous post then.))

Draken
2007-08-11, 04:39 PM
You forgot about Saurous, whose race is an enigma, Fangirls, Tieflings and meerkats.

Draken hops in some ship because his player's knowledge on SW is pretty low.

Mr. Moon
2007-08-11, 04:45 PM
Saphire pokes Brian. "It's your turn."

Saurous
2007-08-11, 04:46 PM
SP pokes Saphire. "He's offline."

Mr. Moon
2007-08-11, 04:51 PM
"Oh. How typical of him."

The plot-sheild is lowered, and Moon Called turns on her engines. The Trifighter hums, lifting off the floor, and zooms forward. About to open the throttle, Moon Called pulls back hard as she nearly crashes into a X-Fighter. "I note the good Vizer failed to mention them," she mutters as she manuvers through the Rebublic ships.

((Yeah, I was wrong. Imperials have Tie Fighters, Tie bombers and Tie Speeders or whatever. Rebublic have X-Wings, Y-Wings and V-Wings, as do the rebles I think, and the Droids have Trifighters, CIS Bombers and Starfighters.

I've been playing to much Battle Front Two...))

Mr. Moon
2007-08-11, 05:08 PM
Saphire sighs. "What? Was it something I said?"

Saurous
2007-08-11, 05:19 PM
"I had to eat dinner and take the trash out. Gimme a second."

Saurous flips a switch inside the cockpit, and the ship floats off the ground steadily. It then launches out of the hanger rather quickly.

Draken
2007-08-11, 05:28 PM
Draken activates his ship, and goes out of the hangar at no speed to be considered.

Damn it, I'm a wizard... I don't know how to drive this thing...

Keledrath
2007-08-11, 05:29 PM
BB gets in, with a double saber that doubles as a lightbow.

(Lightbow: Device that effectively shoots lightsabers, minus the handle.)

EmeraldRose
2007-08-11, 05:43 PM
*opens a purple door*


I wonder what's in here...

Vespe Ratavo
2007-08-11, 06:06 PM
Inside the door is the AMEN Giant And Never Really Used Book O' Random Trivia.

Vespe jumps into a tri fighter, and momentarily considers pointing out that they're computer controlled and don't have cockpits, but decides against it.

SurlySeraph
2007-08-11, 08:08 PM
SurlySeraph wanders in. "AMEN is now right in the middle of the rest of the SMBGs? Not separated from the innocent people by being placed in the Structured Games area? I fear for the lives of the innocents... I must save them all! I must smite every last - oh. Hm. There's quite a lot of you here. Um, don't mind me." He mutters to himself "Thank Sune I have ranks in hide. I'll atone for not sacrificing myself for the greater good later" and sneaks out while he still his legs to sneak out with.

Mr. Moon
2007-08-11, 08:12 PM
Moon Called spiraled to avoid a missel, and managed to break through the line of ships. She glanced in her rear-window for a second, to see if she could spot the others, the dived downwards towards Felucia.

Saphire walks out to meet Seph. "The others are out attacking Felucia, can I take a message?"

Saurous
2007-08-11, 08:21 PM
Saurous sends his ship into a spiral towards the line of ships blocking his path. He releases a small burst of laser fire to disperse the group, and continues to head downwards.

Mr. Moon
2007-08-11, 08:24 PM
The first thing Moon Called noticed as she dived into the atmosphere of Felucia, was that her Trifighter wasn't built for comfert. She pulled back her hood, letting her hair lose, and scanned the ground below, to see if she could find a place to land.

Saurous
2007-08-11, 08:39 PM
Saurous groans, and manages to pull his fighter back out of it's spiral.

"Spinning while penetrating a planet's atmosphere was not one of my best ideas," he mutters dizzily to himself.

Keledrath
2007-08-11, 08:43 PM
Bookboy doesn't look for a landing place. He makes one through the use of missles. He lands and readies his Lightbow.

Mr. Moon
2007-08-11, 08:47 PM
"That works too." Observed Moon Called, and followed Bookboy down, landing not far from him. She climbs out of her Trifighter, her hands resting on her two lightsabers.

Saurous
2007-08-11, 08:55 PM
Saurous lets out a sigh, and touches down nearby. He clambers out of the cockpit, his hand going for the staff-like lightsaber hilt on his back.

Lord Magtok
2007-08-11, 08:56 PM
((I've been playing to much Battle Front Two...))

((There's no such thing as too much SW: BF2. Especially if you can't remember that the Repulic gets a gunship (transport), jedi starfighter (ship to ship, the v-wing (bomber), and the ARC-170 strafighter as the fighter/bomber mix. :smalltongue:

...Oh god, I'm such a nerd. :smalleek: ))

Magtok grabs a bomber, simply because they have better shielding. When he goes into space, he does a few spins and turns to get used to the controls, and quickly rejoins the others, blowing up a few clone pilots and losing an engine in the process.

Keledrath
2007-08-11, 09:02 PM
(Amen, Magtok, Amen. I hate these puns.)

Bookboy runs around killing Acklays.

Mr. Moon
2007-08-11, 09:04 PM
((When I can actualy beat my brother with ease. That's when I've played to much. I've never seen a better gamer then him... It's scary.))


Meanwhile, at the Jedi Camp...

Ayla Secura watched as her padawan, Tayna, a young Bothan, hurried back. "Master, do you sense it?" She asked, sound worried.

"Sense what? Keep your mind focused, young padawan."

Tayna shook her head. "No, it's something else. Something close by. Like a storm cloud on the horizen."

Saurous
2007-08-11, 09:08 PM
Saurous emerges from the buses that seperates his ship from the rest of the group. His hood is pulled over his head, and the only facial feature of his left visible are his red eyes.

"So, I guess we should be moving along, then."

Keledrath
2007-08-11, 09:11 PM
BB removes his hood, as it's boiling with it on. He feels around for the Jedi camp. He also hops back in and fires several shots into the forest.

Mr. Moon
2007-08-11, 09:13 PM
Moon Called shakes her head, looking around. "We'll wait for Magtok. Better chances for success."

Edit: BB senses the Jedi camp to the west.

Lord Magtok
2007-08-11, 09:21 PM
Magtok struggles to try to figure out how to park his ship, and after a few minutes, he leaps out of the cockpit, as the thing suddenly becomes covered in flames and crashes into a nearby pond.

Sorry I'm late. My ship had a plasma leak. And one of the engines got shot. And I almost crashed into a ARC-170. :smallfrown:

Saurous
2007-08-11, 09:23 PM
Saurous nods.

"That's nice, Magtok. At least you haven't died. For the moment."

Keledrath
2007-08-11, 09:23 PM
BB hops out.
That's why you never use the bomber without invulnerability active! Oh, and they're to the west.

Mr. Moon
2007-08-11, 09:24 PM
Moon Called and Saphire roll their eyes. "Off we go, then." Is all she says, and walks off to the west, where, according to BB, the Jedi are.

Keledrath
2007-08-11, 09:29 PM
BB follows, though he jumps into a tree first, ready to try sniping with his lightbow, which, coincidentally, no Jedi knows about, as he invented it recently.

Lord Magtok
2007-08-11, 09:38 PM
Invulnerability? You wimp. Codes take all the fun out of it. Especially when you're as good as me, and can get over 110 kills without dying in a match in Battlefront 1.

Magtok pauses for a moment, and puts a hand on his saber.

I think I heard something.

Saurous
2007-08-11, 09:39 PM
Saurous also follows, opening his senses to pick up any life near the group.

Keledrath
2007-08-11, 09:39 PM
No, not wimpy, just fun. You can ram a frigate and take no damage. That, and I haven't figured out the concept of a "brake".

Khaldan
2007-08-11, 09:40 PM
Magtok probably heard khaldan, who screwed up the speed controls on his trifighter. Khaldan Proceeds to ram magtok in the head, at max speed.

They should make the controls more obvious..

Lord Magtok
2007-08-11, 09:46 PM
Magtok quickly sticks out his hand and uses the force to send khaldan tumbling away in the other direction.

That was annoying. Can we just suprise attack them now, and get it over with? BB can snipe 'em, Saur and MC can go after Secura, and me and the others can kick the ass of everything else, and try to make a pretty good distraction.

Draken
2007-08-11, 09:50 PM
Draken lands in a rather smooth way... Considering, of ocurse, that he never drove a starship before, at least there is no damage to anything. He then, gets down of the ship, breathing a cloud of freezing fog bellow his hood.

So, what is the next step.

Keledrath
2007-08-11, 09:52 PM
I think we should use Khaldan as a distraction. You know, force push him, ship and all, into the camp. Lord, I hope that no one-
Another Sith lands and charges into the Jedi camp, screaming:
LLLLLEEEEERRRRROOOOOYYYYY JJJJJEEEEENNNNNKKKKKIIIIINNNNNSSSSS!!!!!

Saurous
2007-08-11, 09:53 PM
Saurous sighs, as SP quickly appears, whispers something to him, and then disappears again.

"Well, it looks like we won't be doing anything for a while. Saphire's apparently gone."

Moff Chumley
2007-08-11, 09:55 PM
As the sundry group of unsavory Sith aproach the Jedi campsite, they find several bodies on the forest floor, appearing to have been sniped. Upon further investigation, the sniping appears to have tacken the form of several pebbles, that must've been propelled to extremely high speeds. If anyone has enough ranks in spot, (Nyah. Or the AMEN equevilant)
You can barely make out a cloaked and bandaged figure hurrying into the underbrush

Vespe Ratavo
2007-08-11, 09:55 PM
Vespe walks over to where everyone is.

Okay. That wasn't so bad, for my first landing. Although I'm gonna need one of you to fly me back.

So seeing as how Saphire's gone, I'm going to be modifying my lightsaber...

Vespe pulls out a tool kit and does so.


As the sundry group of unsavory Sith aproach the Jedi campstite, they find several bodies on the forest floor, apearing to have been sniped. Upon further investigation, the sniping apears to have tacken the form of several pebbles, that must've been propelled to extremely high speeds. If anyone has enough ranks in spot,
You can barely make out a cloaked and bandaged figure hurrying into the underbrush

Spot ranks? Surely you jest. This is AMEN. We have no need for your silly "stats."

Lord Magtok
2007-08-11, 09:57 PM
So the mission will have to be finished later? Well, what the hell am I going to do with this shiny curved saber and the ability to kill with a thought until she gets back?

Magtok shakes his head when he hears the WoW reference and spots the corpses.

I have a bad feeling about this.

Keledrath
2007-08-11, 09:58 PM
The world just imploded. Magtok got a WoW reference faster than Vespe. What is happening here!

Vespe Ratavo
2007-08-11, 10:02 PM
Leeroy Jenkins? Not only is it incredibly overused, but it's also become a genericized battle cry for any geek or gamer.

And I know I probably spelled "genercized" wrong. Gimme a break, I'm being forced to use Internet Explorer.

Moff Chumley
2007-08-11, 10:20 PM
I use Safari, m'self, but whatever. At he mention of Leeroy Jenkins, a loud sigh of anger is uttered somewhere in the forest.

Lord Magtok
2007-08-11, 10:35 PM
Magtok glances at the forest fearfully.

I heard something from over there. I think it's hostile. And not a Jedi, clone, or acklay, either.

Moff Chumley
2007-08-11, 10:38 PM
In response, a cookie is launched a high speeds towards Lord Magtok.

Lord Magtok
2007-08-11, 10:44 PM
The thing flies right into his mouth, and gets stuck in his throat. He begins gagging, and tries to let the others know that he'd really appreciate if someone did the Heimlich manuever right about now.

Keledrath
2007-08-11, 10:46 PM
BB does the Force Haimlich

Moff Chumley
2007-08-11, 10:46 PM
Another cookie flies out of the woods, with such presicion it dislodges the first and allows both to be swallowed with a minimum of mellodrama.

Nobody's posted for twenty minutes. Of course I'll get ninja'd.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-08-11, 10:51 PM
Vespe looks up from his light saber, and turns it on. The blade takes the form of a chainsaw blade. He presses a button, and it turns into a rapier blade. He presses another button, and it becomes a regular blade. Then he presses one more button, and it splits into two double bladed light sabers.

I think I like this one the best.

Keledrath
2007-08-11, 10:57 PM
Nice one, Vespe.

Lord Magtok
2007-08-11, 10:58 PM
Magtok catches the second cookie, and decides to eat them both.

Guys, someone is out there. Cookies don't just pop out of nowhere, not even in AMEN. They may be Republic spies. I suggest some expendable meatbag really tough and brave person should go out there and try to find out what's tossing these delicious cookies at me.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-08-11, 11:01 PM
Hmm...while normally I would volunteer, I think I should take advantage of the fact that we're in a space opera and send a red shirt instead.

True, red shirts themselves may be only in Star Trek, but Star Wars has its equivalents.

Vespe orders three Battle Droids into the woods to see what's going on.

Keledrath
2007-08-11, 11:06 PM
Actually Vespe, we have redshirts. Remember the power supplies? A cat with toast on it's back and stormtroopers fighting redshirts!

Vespe Ratavo
2007-08-11, 11:11 PM
True, but that stuff is at the base. These guys are plentiful and easily disposable, ergo, they're "red shirts."

Keledrath
2007-08-11, 11:15 PM
Good point. Best seen in LSW1 was when Obi-Wan's lightsaber wouldn't turn on until the end of the fight.

Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins
2007-08-12, 12:26 AM
Having taken too long preparing, Fullbladder's Trifighter finally lands a few steps east of the the rest of the vessels. He pulls himself out, checks his weaponry--a myriad of rifles, blasters, pistols, and various lengths of knives, along side a small thermonuclear device strapped to his armoured back--and pulls out a small device.

Clutched in the three-fingered bttle droid's hand that thrusts from his severed arm (I never understood the need for life-like prosthetics) the small radar/tracking device pinpoints the other Seperatist/Amenites and he heads off quickly in that direction. Well, not as quickly as someone who could use the force, but as fast as a suicidal idiot bogged down by ammo and guns can be.

He should show up sometime whenever Fullbladder next posts.

Castaras
2007-08-12, 05:09 AM
Castaras curses the fact that her player knows very little about star wars, and fades into the shadows to watch the plot unfold.

Vampiric
2007-08-12, 06:01 AM
A trifighter screams out of the sky, exploding in the ground just behind the AMEN-ites. Vampiric walks out, looking slightly sheepish.

"Sorry about that, the first three blew up before I could leave the hangar..."

He reaches behind his back and pulls out a lightsaber-knife.

"What?! I prefer using my fangs, anyway..."

Keledrath
2007-08-12, 09:38 AM
Let me help you with that.
BB rips out Vampiric's fangs, and replaces them with Lightfangs.

Lord Magtok
2007-08-12, 10:43 AM
Magtok shakes his head, and wonders just how many more insane little lightsaberish weapons are going to be invented for this plot.

Keledrath
2007-08-12, 11:04 AM
Not you to, Magtok!

Lord Magtok
2007-08-12, 11:22 AM
Why not? I participated in all the other avatar change week thingies. Weren't you around back when Lord Maggot was squirming across the base?

Castaras
2007-08-12, 11:27 AM
You didn't take part in the Gender-Bender week, IIRC Magtok. :smalltongue:

Keledrath
2007-08-12, 11:27 AM
Yes, I was. Inner Animal week, wasn't it? But this one's even more annoying, since I use the avatars to tell who's posting. Also, I can only pray no Townies participate. Swapping character links can only end in the worst forms of chaos.

Lord Magtok
2007-08-12, 11:33 AM
You didn't take part in the Gender-Bender week, IIRC Magtok. :smalltongue:

In a sense, I did. I was the guy who ran around screaming, trying to prevent the loss of his manhood at the hands of insane avatarists. If it weren't for the fact that Rex's img code thingy didn't work right, I could've spent an entire week as a Fembot thingy. *shudders*

Vespe Ratavo
2007-08-12, 11:41 AM
Vespe wanders in, chuckling something about how he got another AMENite.

Vampiric
2007-08-12, 11:58 AM
Damn you and your shape-changing, Vespe, or XF, whichever you may be!

Saurous
2007-08-12, 02:26 PM
Saurous sighs, and pulls the cane lightsaber off of his back. He activates it, and the crimson blade extends from one end. He spins it around in the air with the force to entertain himself until the others get back.

Lord Magtok
2007-08-12, 02:34 PM
Magtok carefully detaches one of his robotic hands, and it goes scurrying off to scout ahead. It moves quietely, and since it is a machine, it probably won't be detected by any of the Jedi.

*Sigh* I'm booored.

Saurous
2007-08-12, 02:44 PM
Saurous watches the hand scurry away.

"Magtok, you do realize that the jedi will find some ludicrous way to detect your scout, right?"

CurlyKitGirl
2007-08-12, 02:44 PM
Curly, who has been here all the time (honest) hands out some books for people to read while MC is offline. She is carrying a normal light sabre and won't mntion anthing technical and what have you because her player doesn't really do SW.

"Congratulations for Construct itp Magtok. Now all we need is for two or three more members to win and we can crate an AMEN trophy wall." CP agrees with Curly too. She nods her head.

Keledrath
2007-08-12, 02:46 PM
Can we include Magtok awards? Meaning the nominations kind, not the ones Magtok won?

Lord Magtok
2007-08-12, 02:53 PM
"Magtok, you do realize that the jedi will find some ludicrous way to detect your scout, right?"

I'm pretty sure Saphire was too busy playing BF 2 to read any of the EU books and stuff. Besides, what's the worst a few dumb Jedis and some wimpy duplicates of Jango can do to us? We have the dark side of the force on our side this time. I can speed up a guy's heart until it explodes, crush a tank, and engage in a saber duel, all at the same time.:smallamused:

...Maybe. I'm not entirely sure...can we really do that? :smallconfused:

Saurous
2007-08-12, 02:57 PM
"Not all at once. And the plural of jedi is jedi. Not 'jedis'."

CurlyKitGirl
2007-08-12, 02:57 PM
"Lizzie's an avvie and banner maker. If we ask she'll do something like it. All that we'd need would be certificates or some kind of pic and a list of who won what. And Magtok Awards do count, they're awards aren't they." As she says this a notebook and a fountain pen become animated and everything she says is written down so she can ask Lizzie at a later date.
"And they're Jedis. The best they can do is fuse it to R2-D2 or that annoying one with the British accent. Or destroy utterly. Either way we'll be fine.
"...
"And since when could you stop a mans heart?"

Castaras
2007-08-12, 02:59 PM
Lizzie sighs, deactivating the lurkmobile for a few seconds.

What's this you wanting me to create?

Saurous
2007-08-12, 03:06 PM
"Lizzie's an avvie and banner maker. If we ask she'll do something like it. All that we'd need would be certificates or some kind of pic and a list of who won what. And Magtok Awards do count, they're awards aren't they." As she says this a notebook and a fountain pen become animated and everything she says is written down so she can ask Lizzie at a later date.
"And they're Jedis. The best they can do is fuse it to R2-D2 or that annoying one with the British accent. Or destroy utterly. Either way we'll be fine.
"...
"And since when could you stop a mans heart?"

"It's a Star Wars-based plot. Everyone apparently gained innate force powers for those who wanted to be a dark jedi. I guess Magtok just learned how to do so with the force. It's rather easy to do, actually.

CurlyKitGirl
2007-08-12, 03:12 PM
CP pints to an earlier post while Curly tells Saur something. "Like I said, I don't actually like SW or their spin-offs. The first three films made were great though. I'm just not very Star Warsy."

Castaras
2007-08-12, 03:14 PM
"Lizzie's an avvie and banner maker. If we ask she'll do something like it. All that we'd need would be certificates or some kind of pic and a list of who won what. And Magtok Awards do count, they're awards aren't they."

...And I still have no idea what you're asking me to do. Sorry, not reading that well tonight, so could you tell me what you're wanting me to do?

And I have to agree with Curly on this. I know next to nothing about Star Wars, and while the 4th - 6th of the movies were okay, I didn't really like them that much...

CurlyKitGirl
2007-08-12, 03:19 PM
"A shelf for awards to go on. Or some fancy list of them. And it feels great to have a player agree with me for once." Hearing this comment CP makes Curlys' lightsabre go haywire and gash hr on the shoulder. Curly begins to lose a lot of blood.

Saurous
2007-08-12, 03:24 PM
Saurous rolls his eyes, walks over to Curly, and presses his hand next to the gash. Temporarily shifting back to his normal necromancer template, Saurous's hand glows a dark grey, and the wound seals shut.

Lord Magtok
2007-08-12, 03:42 PM
Magtok's hand finally returns, having found absolutely nothing.

I didn't find anything. I think there's a plot shield keeping it from finding Secura's camp.

CurlyKitGirl
2007-08-12, 03:58 PM
"There's always a plot shield. Why don't you dismantle an Ewok or something?" Curly continues to read, while the books that aren't being read perform a small ballet to the amusement or bewilderment of anyone watching. Noticing that she'd been healed she says "Thanks Saur, it was dripping on my book." She waves the blood away and turns the page.

Keledrath
2007-08-12, 03:59 PM
Great idea.
BB summons an Ewok and a Gungan and makes them fight with rubber chickens.
This is comedy.

Draken
2007-08-12, 04:12 PM
This is pointless.

Draken summons a Rancor to eat the two creatures.

Saurous
2007-08-12, 04:12 PM
"There's always a plot shield. Why don't you dismantle an Ewok or something?" Curly continues to read, while the books that aren't being read perform a small ballet to the amusement or bewilderment of anyone watching. Noticing that she'd been healed she says "Thanks Saur, it was dripping on my book." She waves the blood away and turns the page.

"You are welcome. The blood would have attracted Vampiric and Xykon Fan, anyways."

Saurous glances over at the gungan/ewok fight. He decides to ignore Bookboy's and Draken's pointless manipulation of idiotic Star Wars creatures.

Keledrath
2007-08-12, 04:52 PM
The Rancor is eaten by a Grue.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-08-12, 04:55 PM
The grue is eaten by an eurg.

Draken
2007-08-12, 05:02 PM
Draken cuts down the eurg using his lightscythe.

Ok, enought of this sillyness.

Keledrath
2007-08-12, 05:03 PM
Draken is cut down by Nekard.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-08-12, 05:09 PM
Nekard is handwaved away.

Vespe and Carlos (haven't seen him in a while, huh?) are sitting around listening to Beatles, waiting for someone to get the plot moving again.

Draken
2007-08-12, 05:16 PM
Draken activates his Contingent Ressurrecton, because cloning is for the weak.

Lord Magtok
2007-08-12, 05:21 PM
Magtok gets bored, and somehow teleports the entire group back to the AMEN HQ.

Sorry about that, but the mosquitoes over there were driving me nuts, and waiting for Saphire was boring. Until she gets back, I'm not going back there.

Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins
2007-08-12, 05:50 PM
"So you're telling me that all this heavy weaponry and the helmet I scrounged up are pointless? Dammit."

Saurous
2007-08-12, 05:51 PM
Saurous sighs, and waves a hand. His dark jedi robes change back into his normal clothing.

"Why do I get the feeling that now that we have gone away from the plot, Saphire is going to come back soon?"

Lord Magtok
2007-08-12, 07:00 PM
Magtok puts his lightaber away in the armory, and shakes his head.

Probably because we're nearing the time she usually comes online. And because she loves to make us suffer.

Moff Chumley
2007-08-12, 07:05 PM
As Sauros begins to leave the world of Jar Jar and Fire-ships, he wanders through the halls of AMEN, he hears Moff Chumley's jamming, increased from simple chords on a pipe organ to a full prog rock jam session, with the Moff on a rock organ, SurelySeraph and Amotis on guitar, The Giant on bongos, and Allara on Bass. When confronted, they hang their heads and leave. The Moff coughs and goes back to demonic organ playing.

Draken
2007-08-12, 07:06 PM
Look at the bright side, the same way we left, we can go back.

Draken shifts his weapon back into a ranseur.

Saurous
2007-08-12, 07:07 PM
Magtok puts his lightaber away in the armory, and shakes his head.

Probably because we're nearing the time she usually comes online. And because she loves to make us suffer.

"All the players enjoy seeing us suffer."

"What's with you two and pointing out the obvious?"

Moff Chumley
2007-08-12, 07:13 PM
On a random note, I've been requested to come up with an eeevil plot targeting France. For example, capturing the Amazon's parrot population, teaching them 'When Your Evil (http://www.stlyrics.com/songs/v/voltaire16114/whenyoureevil777799.html)', and realeasing them into Paris. Help please?

Lord Magtok
2007-08-12, 08:48 PM
You have a pretty good plan, but try using a song other than one made by Voltaire. The one that Rex..."edited" still gives me nightmares. It also makes me thankful that he's long gone.*






*Though he's probably going to come back later to get his "revenge." Without the distance and fear he used to use to keep himself in power when he was around, he won't stand a chance.*

Nekulor
2007-08-12, 08:54 PM
I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

Mr. Moon
2007-08-12, 08:59 PM
Saphire steps into the base. "Sorry I've been offline all day, Mom's being over-controlive again. Since I'm only allowed online for another half hour, there's no point in returning to the plot. I'll work on it tomarow, I promise."

Lord Magtok
2007-08-12, 09:04 PM
Brian accepts Saphire's explanation, and then vanishes.

Magtok simply looks at Nekulor with confusion.

Err...who are you? The guy with the succubus chick, right? Who also had a bunch of phylacteries? :smallconfused:

Keledrath
2007-08-12, 10:41 PM
Magtok, that's E. My town character. And he's not a lich anymore. And they're sucurines.

Lord Magtok
2007-08-12, 10:44 PM
No, I'm pretty sure this guy had a succubus for a girlfriend, since he had some sort of resistance thingy she didn't know about which protected him from her attack thingy. He also had Vader as his lackey aboard his steampunk ship thingy, and a few other well-known characters.

Keledrath
2007-08-12, 10:49 PM
Okay, just clearing that up, because that fits E almost to the letter. Only it was a creation, not a girlfriend.

Korith
2007-08-13, 07:18 AM
*Decloaks in the kitchen, and starts deep-frying fish brains*

*Activates "Ward against Castaras and pies"*

Saurous
2007-08-13, 07:27 AM
No, I'm pretty sure this guy had a succubus for a girlfriend, since he had some sort of resistance thingy she didn't know about which protected him from her attack thingy. He also had Vader as his lackey aboard his steampunk ship thingy, and a few other well-known characters.

"His name is Nekulor. That moronic lich that tried to embed himself in everyone's buisness. The one that kept displaying the fact that he had a succubus as his whor- I mean, 'girlfriend'."

Vespe Ratavo
2007-08-13, 08:25 AM
"His name is Nekulor. That moronic lich that tried to embed himself in everyone's buisness. The one that kept displaying the fact that he had a succubus as his whor- I mean, 'girlfriend'."

Sounds a lot like you-
I'd really recommend against saying that...
Is this the part where I start running?
It would appear so.

Vespe starts running as fast as he can away from AMEN.

Saurous
2007-08-13, 08:28 AM
Sounds a lot like you-
I'd really recommend against saying that...
Is this the part where I start running?
It would appear so.

Vespe starts running as fast as he can away from AMEN.

Saurous sighs.

"I'm going to act like you didn't make that comment only because I don't feel like killing Vespe at the moment."

Vampiric
2007-08-13, 09:36 AM
"You are welcome. The blood would have attracted Vampiric and Xykon Fan, anyways."

Saurous glances over at the gungan/ewok fight. He decides to ignore Bookboy's and Draken's pointless manipulation of idiotic Star Wars creatures.

Too true, too true.:smallamused:

CurlyKitGirl
2007-08-13, 09:58 AM
Curly is forced the room carrying a very large container of moths. She sets the container down and opens up the container unwillingly. The moths escape and enter the room.

Saurous
2007-08-13, 10:03 AM
Saurous watches the moths flit about the room, and eventually snatches one out of the air. He examines it for a few moments.

"Um, what kind of moths are these? Are they of the Tineidae family? They look sort of like Emperor Gum moths."

Korith
2007-08-13, 10:04 AM
*FIREBALL*

Silly moths...

CurlyKitGirl
2007-08-13, 10:11 AM
"How should I know. My player realised that a few days ago her country (UK) had a National Moth Night and thought she'd commemorate it by releasing some. Although, they are nibbling at a lot of fabric." Curly shrugs and makes an annoyed face because her player made a very stange action. "They are very large moths though, hope noones afraid of them. Creepy things; I mean have you ever looked at one close up?" She shudders.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-08-13, 10:16 AM
Aw sh-
Vespe casts Protection From Moths on everyone.
There. Just so they don't nibble anyone's clothes off...

Saurous
2007-08-13, 10:17 AM
"Hmm. Maybe they are Atlas moths."

Saurous hmms, and the moth in his hand abruptly ignites. He tosses it to the side, which takes out a few other moths as it heads towards the floor.

CurlyKitGirl
2007-08-13, 10:23 AM
The moth has one last burst of life in it. It careens around the room like a shooting star setting some more moths on fire. Many more moths zoom around the room setting moths on fire; and so on.
"Wow, they're kind of pretty when they fly around like that. And they could be Atlas moths. How do you know so much about them anyway?"

Saurous
2007-08-13, 10:28 AM
"Hmm, strange."

Happiness wanders in, and has his hair set on fire by the burning moths. He runs around screaming for a few minutes.

"Necromancy and biology go hand in hand. I know so much about moths because I have to know much about all biological creatures."

CurlyKitGirl
2007-08-13, 10:46 AM
"You know, someone with a twisted mind would take that in a nasty nasty way. Which I just did. On another note I've found out who has Magtoks' avvie and sig." Curly ducks under the moths and stamps out a small smouldering fire that started on one of the sofas.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-08-13, 10:52 AM
"You know, someone with a twisted mind would take that in a nasty nasty way. Which I just did. "

Yet more undeniable proof that the British all have sick and twisted minds.

Vespe pulls out a little notepad and writes this down.



List of Brits who have sick and twisted minds

Cassie
Exy
Curly

In other news, seeing as how I've decided to make you different, your text will now be blue again.

You mean like when I first was a Town character?

Yep.

Hooray!

Saurous
2007-08-13, 10:54 AM
"You know, someone with a twisted mind would take that in a nasty nasty way. Which I just did.

"Oh, shut up."

CurlyKitGirl
2007-08-13, 10:55 AM
"Well, what's wrong with that? Life'smore fun when you can interpret things that way." Having put out the fire on the sofa Curly sits on it, watching the remaining moths burn. "Congrats on your font change. What's next...Carlos is it?"

Castaras
2007-08-13, 10:56 AM
Castaras grins.

Hell yeah. While it can sometimes give you the desire to wash your brain in acid, being able to find innuendo in almost anything can be kinda fun...

Vespe Ratavo
2007-08-13, 10:58 AM
Castaras grins.

Hell yeah. While it can sometimes give you the desire to wash your brain in acid, being able to find innuendo in almost anything can be kinda fun...

Vespe hands Cassie a tub of acid.
You might need it. :smalltongue:

Saurous
2007-08-13, 10:59 AM
"Well, what's wrong with that? Life'smore fun when you can interpret things that way." Having put out the fire on the sofa Curly sits on it, watching the remaining moths burn. "Congrats on your font change. What's next...Carlos is it?"

"Yes, but I've been particularly frustrated when people find innuedo in my style of magic every since Magtok and Vespe came up with those 'necrophile' cracks."

Castaras
2007-08-13, 11:01 AM
Meh, you keep the acid. I still have quite a few vials from the old Mouthwash lake. Where did that go, anyway?

Korith
2007-08-13, 11:08 AM
I was bathing some labrats in it, and eventually it became the sparkling wine reserves in the cellar...

...

It's close enough!

Vespe Ratavo
2007-08-13, 11:12 AM
Vespe, who had been sipping said wine, spits it out. He then throws the bottle on the floor.

Bleh!

Lord Magtok
2007-08-13, 11:15 AM
Saur, just be glad you're not a freaky emo blood magi-user like Idiotarum and MC. There are so many jokes about that form of wizardry, it's ridiculous. And I looked back awhile ago at the original thread. Idiotarum invented the necrophilliac joke.

Speaking of Rex, he's threatened to return in his character page on the wiki. I expect everyone to be prepared for an invasion at all times. Go find out what a hemotoxin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemotoxin) is, figure out a way to outmatch his speedy katanas, and above all, DON'T LET HIM SCARE YOU. That fear and distance was the only thing that allowed him to rule over us as a dictator as long as he did. We can't let that happen again.:smallannoyed:

Magtok then walks briskly to his labs, planning to invent hemotoxin bullets to fight Rex's blood magic.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-08-13, 11:19 AM
He's coming back? This could be fun.

Hmmm...

Bored.

Castaras, what happens when you stick every type of potion and pie into a blender and set it on "puree" then drink it? :smallconfused:

Castaras
2007-08-13, 11:20 AM
I have no idea. Never tried it. You want to test it out? :smallamused:

Castaras summons a battery powered blender, and starts summoning vials of potion and pouring them in.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-08-13, 11:21 AM
Okay, sounds like fun.
Vespe sits down and waits for Castaras to finish with the blending.

Castaras
2007-08-13, 11:23 AM
Castaras sits down, still summoning potion, after potion, after potion, after potion...

She has made quite a few, y'know. So this will probably take a while.

The blender starts to get larger, so that it may hold all the potions she's pouring into it.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-08-13, 11:26 AM
Oooh. This will definitely be interesting...

Vespe sits around.

I want a goat.

Vespe summons a goat.

I has a goat. :smallbiggrin:

Vespe pets the goat.

I think I'll name you Frank.

Korith
2007-08-13, 11:30 AM
*Hands out cookies*
Imprinted inside of each, in microscopic print: Consumption of this cookie indicates the willful transfer of title of the consumer's soul to Korith.

Castaras
2007-08-13, 11:32 AM
Castaras takes the cookie, and seeing as she lost her soul years ago, eats it anyway. The blender is still filling up with more and more potions.

Saurous
2007-08-13, 11:33 AM
Saurous looks down at the cookie that was handed to him. He holds it out to Vespe.

"Here, Vespe. You can have my cookie."

CurlyKitGirl
2007-08-13, 11:34 AM
Curly leaps behind the sofa, unsure of what will happen.

"I have a cat around here," Smudge walks in "Smudge have my cookie." Smudge eats the cookie.

Keledrath
2007-08-13, 11:34 AM
BB summons a Dire Leopard Gecko.
I'll name you Spot, after my player's late leopard gecko. May we all have a moment of silence for Spot, and pray that Speckle lives a long and happy life?

(Real thing. Spot died a month or two ago, and I still haven't forgotten. Speckle is the other gecko.)

Vespe Ratavo
2007-08-13, 11:36 AM
Vespe eats the two cookies.

Hee hee. Korith can't have my soul, seeing as how I don't legally own it. I forget who does at the moment....I have to check those forms I signed....

Vespe looks at the ever growing blender.

Oooooooh. This is definitely going to be either really awesome or really bad....

Keledrath
2007-08-13, 11:37 AM
Vespe, knowing Cassie, it'll be both.

Castaras
2007-08-13, 11:38 AM
The blender now is the size of Castaras. And still getting bigger. And being filled with potions.

It gives her something to do while her player disappears for half an hour or so.

CurlyKitGirl
2007-08-13, 11:41 AM
"Gender bend; Personality change; Death; Dancing; Bliindness..." Curly lists half a dozen more and then says "Did I miss any?"

Korith
2007-08-13, 11:42 AM
I don't particularly care - but just think, you can hand off those cookies as "peace offerings" to anyone you...don't particularly care for.

Be creative. :smallcool:

Draken
2007-08-13, 11:50 AM
Draken throws his cookie in the air, open one of his mouths...

And releases a stream of chilling wind at the cookie, turning it into a block of ice that flies in the direction of Korith's head.

Saurous
2007-08-13, 11:52 AM
Saurous hmms, and walks off to one of the various laboratories in the base. He comes back, carrying a tray with various vials filled with liquids of varying colors, and a few advanced-looking alchemical devices. He takes a seat at a table, and begins fiddling around with the various poisonous liquids.

CurlyKitGirl
2007-08-13, 12:01 PM
"Hey, can someone add me to the wiki please." says CP

Keledrath
2007-08-13, 12:01 PM
Curly, forget the wiki, we have a forum.
http://amen.myfastforum.org/index.php

Korith
2007-08-13, 12:02 PM
"Hey, can someone add me to the wiki please." says CP

You can add yourself.

This is merely a test of your Search-Fu. Seek ye out the password in ancient threads of yore, and all that.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-08-13, 12:04 PM
Hey, I just thought of something. I made us a forum and a wiki. Shouldn't someone be giving me a medal or something?

Keledrath
2007-08-13, 12:06 PM
Okay.
BB gives him a rubber chicken.

Castaras
2007-08-13, 12:09 PM
"Gender bend; Personality change; Death; Dancing; Bliindness..." Curly lists half a dozen more and then says "Did I miss any?"

I have way more potions than that, Curly.

Finally, the blender is full. Using her magic, Cassie closes the blender, turns it on, and waits for it to blend and stuff.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-08-13, 12:10 PM
Oooooh....this is definitely going to be awesome....
Vespe watches all the pretty colors swirling in the blender.

CurlyKitGirl
2007-08-13, 12:12 PM
"I'm on the forum too. And you have so many potions that they'll probably cancel each other out. Or Vespe will die - again." Curly is still behind the sofa. With Smudge.

Korith
2007-08-13, 12:13 PM
Castaras, you ought to be ashamed!

You forgot to add the bucket of koolaid crystals!

Castaras
2007-08-13, 12:14 PM
Actually, I did add a few of those, Korith. :smallannoyed:

Korith
2007-08-13, 12:17 PM
The watermelon ones?

Castaras
2007-08-13, 12:18 PM
Yes.

Castaras stops the blender, climbs up a ladder and takes a vial of potion. She offers it to Vespe, climbing back down.

Korith
2007-08-13, 12:20 PM
All's well then.

*Korith conjures an Ewok*

Try it on this guy.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-08-13, 12:21 PM
Oooh. Thank you.
Vespe looks at the vial for a second, then shrugs and drinks it.

His eyes suddenly go all swirly, like something from a kaliedoscope. Faint strains of Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds can be heard.

I really like this stuff...

Vespe lies down on the floor.

That clouds laughing at me...

CurlyKitGirl
2007-08-13, 12:31 PM
"Oh, [insert name of deity/devil/other here] you've made Vespe worse than normal." Curly reprimands Cassie "Although, now you have something to terrify anyone with." She peeks over the top of the sofa, but doesn't leave its safety just in case.

Castaras
2007-08-13, 12:32 PM
Castaras hmms, looking at the vial.

I wonder...would the same thing happen to other people, or would it be different...

She offers another vial of potion to the Ewok Korith summoned.

And Curly, would you like a vial of potion as well? :smallamused:

Vespe Ratavo
2007-08-13, 12:33 PM
Carlos grabs some bottles and fills them up with the potion.
I know he's gonna want some of this later.

Vespe rushes behind the couch.
The leprechauns want to sue me!

CurlyKitGirl
2007-08-13, 12:38 PM
Curly runs away from him and, seeing Cassie is relatively safe, hides behind her. "Keep him away from me. Thanks for the potion." She takes a phial and looks worriedly at Vespe.

Saurous
2007-08-13, 01:13 PM
After a while, Saurous holds up a small vial of a dark green liquid. He walks over to Vespe's hiding place.

"Excuse me, Vespe, I know you are 'under the influence' but could I test something on you?"

Vespe Ratavo
2007-08-13, 01:14 PM
What to test?

Korith
2007-08-13, 01:15 PM
She offers another vial of potion to the Ewok Korith summoned.

The Ewok, under a summoner's compulsion to accept and consume anything offered by Castaras, downs the potion.

For a moment, he disappears in a puff of smoke.

Some few minutes later, the ground shakes, and a fuzzy paw reaches from the kitchen. It's on fire, and smells a lot like an Ewok. It grabs a unicorn that somehow entered into the room and grinds it into a powder.

The Arm then shrinks into the Ewok, only with a wookie-sized right arm.

Babbling the words "Ikkii Tennu Bawooda Woo Woo!", the Ewok vomits on the floor. The vomit then animates and does a professional tapdance around the blender, before spontaneously bursting into flames. For several hours afterwards, the Ewok just stands in the middle of the floor, drooling.

CurlyKitGirl
2007-08-13, 01:16 PM
"Now is speech is switched around. Does anyone know how long this'll last?" Curly emerges from behind Cassie and decides to watch whatever'll happen.
"Gah! Never give it to Ewoks ever! Tapdancing vomit: AMEN has now reached a new level of randomness and oddity. Congratulations; we're on Lvl 156."

Saurous
2007-08-13, 01:17 PM
"Um, something to keep the leprechauns away, and to stop the colors from talking to you?

Just make a wound on yourself and pour this on it."

He tosses Vespe a bottle of the hemotoxin he was working on.

Castaras
2007-08-13, 01:19 PM
Castaras shrugs.

With all experimentation, you can never know for sure.

There was a permanency potion in there, I think, so it could last any amount of time.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-08-13, 01:21 PM
Vespe cuts off his arm and pours the bottle on it.

Komm gib mir deine Hand.

Saurous
2007-08-13, 01:26 PM
First, Vespe stops bleeding if he was. The toxin then passes into his veins, killing every last blood cell inside him. It then begins decaying his upper body. And, after that if he is still alive, he should feel a slight tingling feeling.

During this entire process, Saurous takes notes.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-08-13, 01:28 PM
Tisk tisk. This can't be good.

Vespe (sobered up, as his blood is almost gone) grabs a chainsaw out of his pocket and sticks it in his chest. Somehow, blood starts splurting out of his chest.

Everyone knows that if you get attacked with a chainsaw, you'll always start gushing blood, no matter how improbable it is. That should help...

Vespe's arm starts bleeding again, presumably because blood has returned to his system.

CurlyKitGirl
2007-08-13, 01:35 PM
Curly was splatered with Vespes' blood, "Dammit Vespe! That's my favourite top." To avoid such a thing happening again she steps further back. "I hope that permanency potion lost some of its potency then."

Korith
2007-08-13, 01:42 PM
Korith drinks some of the potion.

No evident effects manifest themselves.

Saurous
2007-08-13, 01:44 PM
Saurous is also spattered with blood.

"Oh, well. At least now you will die of blood loss the more traditional way."

CurlyKitGirl
2007-08-13, 01:47 PM
"He'll ressurect himself anyway. It'd be nice to see what happens if Rex uses an AMENite or minions blood if they've used the potion. I'd just go with a snake venom but then again I'm not really too scientific."

Vespe Ratavo
2007-08-13, 01:55 PM
Vespe dies of blood loss.

Saurous
2007-08-13, 02:01 PM
"He'll ressurect himself anyway. It'd be nice to see what happens if Rex uses an AMENite or minions blood if they've used the potion. I'd just go with a snake venom but then again I'm not really too scientific."

"Well, most hemotoxic snake venoms when by themselves are rarely fatal, which is the effect I want."

Saurous sighs, and kicks Vespe's corpse for good measure.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-08-13, 02:06 PM
Vespe's corpse squeaks when kicked.

Castaras
2007-08-13, 02:12 PM
Castaras glares at her player.

I am NOT saying that. I am NOT saying "It squeaks! :D". Okay?

CurlyKitGirl
2007-08-13, 02:20 PM
"You just did.":smallbiggrin:

Castaras
2007-08-13, 02:23 PM
...Crap. Stupid player.
Haha. :smalltongue:

Saurous
2007-08-13, 02:24 PM
"I'm...not even going to ask."

Saurous fires a black aura at the squeaking corpse, and the body turns into a dry pile of dust.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-08-13, 02:29 PM
Carlos climbs out of what appears to be a trap door in the floor.

Long story. In-joke. X-fire.

I'm pretty sure she was high when all that started.

Anyway...oompa loompa, abra cadabra and all that.

Carlos turns Vespe's ashes back into Vespe.

I'm a real boy now! :smallbiggrin:

Just for that reference, you get turned into a puppet.

Vespe is turned into a puppet.

I hate you.

I hate you too.

CurlyKitGirl
2007-08-13, 02:29 PM
"Glad I'm filming this." Curly watches eagerly to see what happens next.

Castaras
2007-08-13, 03:14 PM
Castaras' player bursts out laughing at the AMEN forum.

CurlyKitGirl
2007-08-13, 03:18 PM
As does CP. "Who did that anyway? Was it you Cassie? Or Vespe? Now excuse me, I lost the game about 50 000 times."

Castaras
2007-08-13, 03:20 PM
Well, seeing as Vespe is the only admin, only he could have done that. Pretty funny though. :smallbiggrin:

Saurous
2007-08-13, 03:25 PM
SP sighs. "And we wonder why no one takes us seriously and calls us idiots."

Exachix
2007-08-13, 03:37 PM
"Because We are SP. In a way we are.

CurlyKitGirl
2007-08-13, 03:42 PM
"Why did he though? Even for Vespe this is strange." CP also sighs, but is amused, or bemused to put it accurately.

Exachix
2007-08-13, 03:53 PM
"Because he's a saboteur. Why else?"

Vespe Ratavo
2007-08-13, 03:55 PM
*cough* Cassie told me to do it *cough*

CurlyKitGirl
2007-08-13, 03:57 PM
"Cassie's still online you know. If she didn't tell you to do it something's going to end up happening to you."

Saurous
2007-08-13, 03:59 PM
"If Castaras told you to jump off a bridge, would you?

Oh, wait, yes you would."

Vespe Ratavo
2007-08-13, 03:59 PM
She did tell me to do it. Well, technically, she told me to make a global announcement, but then we decided that that would be funnier. :smalltongue:


"If Castaras told you to jump off a bridge, would you?

Oh, wait, yes you would."

But...but jumping off bridges is fun.... :smallfrown:

Exachix
2007-08-13, 03:59 PM
"Actually, her profile says she went a few minutes ago. I think Vespe's player is lying. Exy. Sic."

fox-Exy looks up.

"Sick? My nose is dry. Why would I be sick?"

CurlyKitGirl
2007-08-13, 04:39 PM
"Slang for kill. Give Vespe rabies my trusty British fox!" She cheers Exy on.

Lord Magtok
2007-08-13, 04:51 PM
Magtok strolls in, and looks at the posts he wasn't around for.

Looks like someone was actually paying attention to me. Neat. Now if we were to use a hemotoxin on a blood magic-user like Rex, we might have better luck figuring out how to stop him if he comes.

While you guys do whatever the hell it is you'll be doing, I'll try to distract him in the Town.

Keledrath
2007-08-13, 05:01 PM
Bookboy does something useful. He makes a forcefield to keep Rex out. Now, whenever Rex enters, he is constantly beaten by radioactive rubber chickens.

Draken
2007-08-13, 05:12 PM
What with the rubber chickens?

Keledrath
2007-08-13, 05:17 PM
I don't know. But that phase is over.
Now Rex will be beaten by radioactive rubber ferrets!

Goblin Music
2007-08-13, 05:25 PM
Yo. i am not going to ask what i missed so inform me as i go GM says as he enters the building

Vespe Ratavo
2007-08-13, 05:35 PM
It's GM! Well...let's see...we have a forum and a wiki, a bunch of new members, Magtok and V Junior got together and they have a kid, and oh yeah, we burned your room down while you were gone.

Lord Magtok
2007-08-13, 05:38 PM
And our evil dictaor Rex has finally been kicked out. He seems a bit mad about it though, and might come back to kill me, but I'm not afraid of him anymore, and doubt he can do much without that fear.