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Trog
2007-09-02, 10:07 AM
It's official. She's older. And cuter. And sweeter. And also grumpier at Trog and more gruff and warrior-in-the-playground than ever. And more wonderful than ever in RL too. To the best uber hot gamer grrl a guy could ever hope to meet. Happy Birthday my love! :smallsmile: <3

Love,
Your Trog

*goes to fetch her birthday suit :smallamused: *

Jibar
2007-09-02, 10:22 AM
Why, I think I feel a song coming on!

You got a friend in oops wrong track.

*Goes upside on a speaker.*

Happy Birthday To Thes,
You Really Are The Best,
Does This Really Rhyme Uh Oh Errr Dreeeess,
Happy Birthday To Thes!

Birthday Songs: Now Red With The Blood Of Untalented Child Actors.

Dragor
2007-09-02, 10:23 AM
Happy B'day Thes.....

I don't have a song like Jibar, but meh. Have a special, Dragor cookie.

Scorpina
2007-09-02, 10:25 AM
Yay! Happy Birthday, Thes! :smallbiggrin:

EmeraldRose
2007-09-02, 10:25 AM
Happy Birthday Thes!!!!! :smallbiggrin:

*throws confetti*

Now where's our presents?!?

*throws cake*

Altharis
2007-09-02, 10:32 AM
Happy Thes, Birthday! I get hope you presents of lots!

(Fact: I did that with 5 corrected typo's)

(Fact 2: It is 1:30 am where I am, and I have been tired all day. G'night gang!)

Ceresinly,
Thalisar.

Vonriel
2007-09-02, 10:35 AM
It's going to be funny when he wakes up and adds "(Fact 3: I still had to correct my word order.)"

Happy AFONAL day, Thes! Or, wait, I suppose you may be out of the AFONAL range. Do you still flaunt your numbers and loot? ...Happy Birthday, Thes!

Zeb The Troll
2007-09-02, 10:39 AM
WooooooOOOOOOOooooooo!

Happy Birthday, lass!

Alarra and I got together and we got you this deluxe armor polishing and buffing kit complete with a turtle wax finish which they say gives you a +1 armor bonus when it's applied correctly.

Hope you like it!

Bor the Barbarian Monk
2007-09-02, 10:58 AM
Hmmm...I am stuck, as with barbarian monk tradition, I would normally give you a groin kick for each year of your life, and then an equal amount for good luck. It's tradition and all that. Perhaps a serrogate for the kicking will step forward.

OH TROOOOOOG! :smallamused:

Until he steps up to the plate, have a happy birthday! :smallsmile:

Scorpina
2007-09-02, 11:05 AM
Hmmm...I am stuck, as with barbarian monk tradition, I would normally give you a groin kick for each year of your life, and then an equal amount for good luck.

That's weird, even for you. :smalltongue:

Dihan
2007-09-02, 11:09 AM
Happy birthday, Thes!

Ego Slayer
2007-09-02, 11:11 AM
*throws cake*
Hey now. I thought the throwing of congratulatory desserts was my job. :smallwink:

*Happy Birthday hug for Thes* :smallsmile:

Lord Herman
2007-09-02, 11:20 AM
Happy AFONAL day, Thes!

Arameus
2007-09-02, 11:21 AM
You've both got it backwards; it is the birthday girl who is to be hurled, into the cake. Ready the cakeapult!

PhallicWarrior
2007-09-02, 11:25 AM
No, no, NO! You've got to pitch the girl and the cake at each other! Now I've got to go get my cakeapult too...

Lord Herman
2007-09-02, 11:28 AM
Wait, isn't the girl supposed to jump out of the cake?

Andre Fairchilde
2007-09-02, 11:28 AM
It's official. She's older. And cuter. And sweeter. And also grumpier at Trog and more gruff and warrior-in-the-playground than ever. And more wonderful than ever in RL too. To the best uber hot gamer grrl a guy could ever hope to meet. Happy Birthday my love! :smallsmile: <3

Love,
Your Trog

*goes to fetch her birthday suit :smallamused: *

Happy Birthday Thes!

Trog, I repectfully disagree with only one point - "...the best uber hot gamer grrl..." as clearly I know that EmeraldRose is the best uber hot gamer grrl (for me). :smallsmile: We can have it out at the next meet if you like, and have a duel. You pick the weapons, although if 'tis wit I fear you probably have me at a disadvantage...

Ranis
2007-09-02, 12:14 PM
Happy birthday Thes! Don't be too hard on Trog! He's just trying to help!

Castaras
2007-09-02, 12:40 PM
Happy AFONAL day, Thes!

Anyone wanna help with the birthday bumps? :smallbiggrin:

Frojoe21
2007-09-02, 12:53 PM
Happy womb liberation day Thes!

Roland St. Jude
2007-09-02, 01:10 PM
I'm not sure this is appropriate, but I'm running a little low on birthday cakes. Well, here goes...

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b259/RolandStJ/KissCake.jpg

Happy Birthday Thes! Rock and Roll All Nite! :smallwink:

FdL
2007-09-02, 01:18 PM
Hey, happy birthday there Thes! ^^ Have a nice time and enjoy the extra wisdom :)

Lykan
2007-09-02, 01:29 PM
Happy birthday Thes!

RationalGoblin
2007-09-02, 01:43 PM
Happy Birthday, Thes.

Hope you have many more! (same for Trog)

May you have a long and fruitful (Or was that dairyful?) life. :smallbiggrin:

MandibleBones
2007-09-02, 02:21 PM
Many happy returns, Thes!

Hope your day of days is the best it can be.

Charity
2007-09-02, 02:50 PM
Happy Birthday Theso!

http://www.audmatic-art.com/art_page/skulls_and_sword.jpg
I rounded up a few of you least favourite people

SurlySeraph
2007-09-02, 03:49 PM
*throws sword-shaped pieces of confetti*

smellie_hippie
2007-09-02, 04:49 PM
Big Birthday Hugs for Thes!

Happy Birthday!! :biggrin:

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2007-09-02, 04:57 PM
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i278/wolfshonor/llamas/birthdayllama1.gif

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, THES!!!

Haruki-kun
2007-09-02, 05:00 PM
Happy Birthday! *Picks up confetti and throws it*

Em Blackleaf
2007-09-02, 05:09 PM
Happy birthday!
Here's a birthday poem I just made up! :smallbiggrin:

Thes, Thes, you another year older!
Blow out the candles while they... smolder.
Let's have some cake!
Quick, someone bake!
Thes, Thes, you're another year older.

*Throws confetti and blows noise maker*

ZombieRockStar
2007-09-02, 05:10 PM
Yay! Big happy birthday! :smallbiggrin: :smallbiggrin: :smallbiggrin:

Sir_Norbert
2007-09-02, 05:39 PM
Awwwwwwwww :) Yay for birthdays!

There was a young forumite named Thes
I don't know if she plays the SNES
Or if she can add
But I'm sure she is glad
Her parents did not name her Les.

SMEE
2007-09-02, 06:09 PM
Happy birthday, Thes! :smallbiggrin:

Indurain
2007-09-02, 06:15 PM
Ready for your birthday surprise Thes?

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f120/ScottMMason/indurian10.gif

Woo...have a happy one!

Thes Hunter
2007-09-04, 09:29 AM
Awwwwwww thanks everyone.

Trog made my b-day awesome, even though I have been so stressed lately and have been far from home and friends.

And getting your well wishes here has made it even better. :smallbiggrin:

Zephra
2007-09-04, 12:16 PM
hmm....

happy birthday to Thes,
...um...
:smallredface:
Did you get a new dress?
Did you make a wrapping paper mess?
happy birthday to Thes!

okay, that was lousy, I'm trying again:

Thes Hunter is so very skilled,
She can keep herself from getting killed,
by those who would take
far to much of her cake
and leave her all... trampled and ...killed?

...
no, that wasn't any better.

...

oh, forget it--I give up. Happy birthday, anyway

@V I don't know her to well either, but making terrible poems is fun!

Skippy
2007-09-04, 12:32 PM
Happy AFONAL Thes. I don't know you too well, but it sounds like you are really loved over here. There must be a reason for that. Congratulations, hope you get many more of this coming.

Tormsskull
2007-09-05, 08:47 AM
Woot! Happy (belated) B-day Thes.

bosssmiley
2007-09-05, 12:12 PM
Waaaah? Thes had AFONAL day??? 21 again? :smallwink:

Happy birthday Thessie. Now go huggle yer smelly lizard bf.

Supagoof
2007-09-05, 12:38 PM
Happy B-day Thes!


This is your birthday song.
It isn't very long!


:smallbiggrin:


Trog, I repectfully disagree with only one point - "...the best uber hot gamer grrl..." as clearly I know that EmeraldRose is the best uber hot gamer grrl (for me). :smallsmile: We can have it out at the next meet if you like, and have a duel. You pick the weapons, although if 'tis wit I fear you probably have me at a disadvantage...
I suggest you use the age old method of pugel sticks while balanced on a log in the middle of a lake. :smallamused:

Thes Hunter
2007-09-05, 12:58 PM
Waaaah? Thes had AFONAL day??? 21 again? :smallwink:
.

Absolutely, The day they stop carding me, is the day I will no longer be 21. :smallwink:


But for some reason, they card me less when I am with the scaly one. Maybe he needs to be more bouncy. :smallbiggrin:

Rockphed
2007-09-05, 01:15 PM
Absolutely, when they stop carding me, is the day I will no longer be 21. :smallwink:


But for some reason, they card me less when I am with the scaly one. Maybe he needs to be more bouncy. :smallbiggrin:

No, they obviously must remember the old addage, "Kids, Don't Drink, Don't Smoke, Don't Consort With Troglodytes."

Trog
2007-09-05, 01:50 PM
Bouncy guys get funny looks in my experience. Gay guys? No. Bouncy guys of any sort? Yes. Besides, no one's carded me for years. Except when I'm with Thes. And I think then I only get carded out of politeness.

And man this thread sure is lingering on. It's like the 12 Days of Thestivus.

13_CBS
2007-09-05, 03:18 PM
Bouncy guys get funny looks in my experience. Gay guys? No. Bouncy guys of any sort? Yes. Besides, no one's carded me for years. Except when I'm with Thes. And I think then I only get carded out of politeness.

And man this thread sure is lingering on. It's like the 12 Days of Thestivus.

On the first day of THestivus my true love gave to me...

Zephra
2007-09-06, 09:46 AM
....A parsnip, in a bear tree!

Zeb The Troll
2007-09-07, 01:50 AM
Besides, no one's carded me for years. Except when I'm with Thes. And I think then I only get carded out of politeness.Lucky you. A little while back I went out for mojitos with Alarra and one of her classmates. They both got carded and, though I was clearly with them, the bar lady didn't even have the courtesy to card me too. :smallsigh: I mean, I know I'm old, but it's not like I'm all wrinkly and grey haired or anything. I was even clean shaven that night. It was a bit of a blow to the ol' oldometer. :smallcool:

Wooohoo, 5th day of Thestivus!

Trog
2007-09-07, 05:43 AM
Wooohoo, 5th day of Thestivus!

FIIIIIIIVE GOOOLD PIECES!!!!
Four Call Lightnings
Three Raise Deads
Two magic gloves
And a henchman who has to pee

Scorpina
2007-09-07, 08:42 AM
Lucky you. A little while back I went out for mojitos with Alarra and one of her classmates. They both got carded and, though I was clearly with them, the bar lady didn't even have the courtesy to card me too. :smallsigh: I mean, I know I'm old, but it's not like I'm all wrinkly and grey haired or anything. I was even clean shaven that night. It was a bit of a blow to the ol' oldometer. :smallcool:


Worryingly, I know how that feels. I don't even remember the last time I was asked for ID outside of a supermarket. All the pubs and stuff have signs up saying "We ask everyone who looks Under 21 for ID." I'm too young to be that old! :smalleek:

adanedhel9
2007-09-07, 03:57 PM
They both got carded and, though I was clearly with them, the bar lady didn't even have the courtesy to card me too. :smallsigh: I mean, I know I'm old, but it's not like I'm all wrinkly and grey haired or anything.

I can remember 3 instances where I was not carded while everyone else in the group was.

2 of those instances, I was the youngest person in the group.

1 of those instances, I was later asked if I was a professor hanging out with my students.

GORRAMIT! I'M NOT THAT OLD!