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MrEdwardNigma
2007-09-05, 09:20 AM
Greeting, my fellow playgrounders. Perhaps some of you here in Friendly Banter don't know me, as I don't hang out here nearly as much as in SMBG, but that does not matter, you can rest assured that I know you (That's right, that creepy guy next door with the binoculars, that's me!). Either way, to get to know you all better yet than I knew you already (One of you needs to lay off the peanutbutter soon, seriously, it's getting creepy), I have a fascinating question for you!

But first, a bit of explanation! That's right, this question is so complex it needs to be expalined, instead of just being thrown out there in the open. A while ago, I was at a party, and as you can imagine, some people were getting rather drunk (not me, I'm a good boy). One of these rather drunk people was a psychology major, and in order to "psycho-analyze" the people at the party, he started asking people this profound question: If You Were A Chocolate, what kind of chocolate would you be?

No, no, don't answer right away, think about it for a minute...

*Ahem* Okay, I think we waited long enough. Get answering!
Just to give you a clue, my answer was "One of those chocolates with booze inside, brownish booze. And the chocolate itself is very dark chocolate, but not quite the darkest kind".

:smallannoyed: No, I was (and am) not drunk...

Trog
2007-09-05, 09:29 AM
*stops munching peanut butter sandwich mid-chew*

Whaa? Trog mlikeff peabutt bubberf famishez *gulp*

Trog would be a Turtle Chocolate. Gooey caramel on the inside... and a bit nutty. And the first one to disappear at a party.

mdsoze
2007-09-05, 09:32 AM
Hmmm, probably a solid white chocolate medallion. Yes, I know white chocolate isn't really chocolate, and yes, that's still my answer.

MrEdwardNigma
2007-09-05, 09:33 AM
White chocolate isn't chocolate, but it is A chocolate...
If that makes any sense...

T'ze'hai
2007-09-05, 09:40 AM
Dark chocolate with mocca.
Or dark chocolate with orange.
Or dark chocolate with nuts.
Or...

:smallredface:

I just like chocolates...

I'm da Rogue!
2007-09-05, 09:52 AM
Mmm... I would be dark, bittersweet chocolate.
http://www.kingarthurflour.com/shop/images/1086105203771.jpg

Ashtar
2007-09-05, 10:37 AM
I'd probably be a Romeo, it's a rectangular chunk of very black chocolate, that seems "simple" on the outside, but once you bite into it, you discover so many flavors hidden inside (it's made from 4 different origin cocoa) that it is mind blowingly complex.

The only thing is, one romeo is enough to sate your desire for chocolate for a while...

banjo1985
2007-09-05, 10:39 AM
Well...white chocolate is my true weakness, but if I were a chocolate, I think I'd be one of those green triangles you get in Quality Street!

Miklus
2007-09-05, 10:42 AM
One of those with nougat inside...

That does not mean I am a serial killer does it....:smallconfused: Because that's what I usually get from these kinds of little psyco tests....

MrEdwardNigma
2007-09-05, 10:44 AM
One of those with nougat inside...

That does not mean I am a serial killer does it....:smallconfused: Because that's what I usually get from these kinds of little psyco tests....

It depends...Dark chocolate, regular chocolate, or, dare I even say it, white chocolate?

Ranis
2007-09-05, 11:02 AM
Definitely turtle chocolate. Yummy goodness......

PlatinumJester
2007-09-05, 11:02 AM
Terry's chocoalte orange.

The Vorpal Tribble
2007-09-05, 11:04 AM
Nutty, orange-flavored chocolate and something indescribably odd you can't put a finger on. An acquired taste. Oh, and I stick to the roof of your mouth.

SMEE
2007-09-05, 11:08 AM
I'd be Kinder chocolate (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinder_chocolate). :smallsmile:

Hannes
2007-09-05, 11:21 AM
I think I'd be a chocolate surprise. Yes, I made that up. Yes, every chunk has a different random flavour. No oddities or disgusting things though. At least that's what you think! -BBEG chuckle-

wadledo
2007-09-05, 11:42 AM
Hmmm...
Well if I could be any candy I would be a block of maple fudge, because few people have tried me and if I'm put in the freezer I get melty in your mouth.

If I was a chocolate?
I think one of those almond turtles.

Emperor Demonking
2007-09-05, 11:46 AM
Aero, the one with white chocolate in the middle. Pretty darn rare.

Em Blackleaf
2007-09-05, 11:51 AM
If I was chocolate... I'd be a Hershey's bar with almonds.
Popular and a little nutty. :smalltongue:

Amotis
2007-09-05, 11:52 AM
I would eat myself? :smallconfused:

Penguinizer
2007-09-05, 11:53 AM
A Mint filled chocolate. The shell is layered from White, Milk, and Dark chocolate. Almonds sprinkled on top.

Jibar
2007-09-05, 11:53 AM
I would be a...

Cat-Muffin.

:tongue:

Em Blackleaf
2007-09-05, 11:54 AM
I would be a...

Cat-Muffin.

:tongue:

We all expected that. :smalltongue:

MrEdwardNigma
2007-09-05, 11:57 AM
We all expected that. :smalltongue:

Me, I didn't see it coming :smallbiggrin:

wadledo
2007-09-05, 12:04 PM
Me, I didn't see it coming :smallbiggrin:

I have no clue who she is and I expected that. :smallwink:

bosssmiley
2007-09-05, 12:05 PM
I would eat myself? :smallconfused:

Ditto. Autophageous Easter Egg ftw!
Small children would open their box of delicious me on Easter morning and cry at the sheer emptiness. :smallbiggrin:

Amotis
2007-09-05, 12:09 PM
I think I'm gonna start using the word "delicious" to discribe myself more often.

Castaras
2007-09-05, 12:15 PM
I have absolutely no idea. Never really thought about it, strangely enough. :smallwink:

Supagoof
2007-09-05, 12:25 PM
Sugar Free Mint Chocolate with a Cherry in the center.


I think I'm gonna start using the word "delicious" to discribe myself more often.

Amotis - Deliciously Awesome or Awesomely Delicious? You decide.

wadledo
2007-09-05, 12:29 PM
I have absolutely no idea. Never really thought about it, strangely enough. :smallwink:

Castaras I think your a specialty chocolate, the ones that take 2 and a half hours to make each, and look like a perfect replica of a rose, or dragon.
You also taste like a summers day made chocolate.

Skippy
2007-09-05, 12:35 PM
I'd be a bitter chocolate. I love bitter chocolate and I'd love to be one of those. I dunno what does it mean, but I'd love to be one of those.

Hoggy
2007-09-05, 12:37 PM
I'd be an easter egg, sweet on the outside but hollow on the inside~

StickMan
2007-09-05, 01:39 PM
Hundred grand bar. Its crunchy but not peanuty, and has caramel.

Googlywirdo
2007-09-05, 03:47 PM
One of those cherry filled chocolates, with 85% dark chocolate. Or just plain old dark chocolate. Or a chocolate chip in a cookie, or a mass produced chocolate bar. Honestly I dont know.

Tom_Violence
2007-09-05, 04:24 PM
I'd be a Wispa (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wispa)!

Omniplex
2007-09-05, 04:45 PM
I'd like to be a "take 5". In the commercials they call it the best candy bar ever, and I'm inclined to agree.
Or a twix. Those are really good too.

Rachel Lorelei
2007-09-05, 04:49 PM
I'd be chocolate body frosting!

skywalker
2007-09-05, 04:59 PM
Hmmmmm.

I dunno, I'd say some sort of hybrid chocolate, one side, very dark, not what you'd call chocolate, very, very pure cacao, the other side, if not hershey cookies n cream, then hershey milk chocolate. Very fun, not necessarily that deep, but the combination... DAMN...

Yiel
2007-09-05, 05:05 PM
I'd love to say I would be Maya Gold from Green & Blacks... but I don't think I'm vain enough to claim to be that delicious.

Probably one of the chocolates the local organic store carries, a dried strawberry coated in dark chocolate. Nice, but too much and you start to feel a little sick. :smallbiggrin:

FdL
2007-09-05, 05:26 PM
"If you were a chocolate..."?

I AM a chocolate! I tell you, it sucks in summer.

purple gelatinous cube o' Doom
2007-09-05, 05:26 PM
Well, you can go right here (http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=6583320228900393516) and find out for yourself.

I am a marzipan almond: Marzipan center topped with a roasted almond in a dark chocolate shell.

Like the song, you're a little bit of everything, all rolled into one. You're not afraid to get down and dirty. You're a wild child with your eyes facing fun. You have your moments of creativity, inspiration, and sweetness without going overboard. Congrats, you are a fine piece of chocolate indeed!

ZombieRockStar
2007-09-05, 05:35 PM
Dark chocolate, with some sort of cherry liquid as the centre. Probably not alcoholic.

EDIT: Cherry cordials is what they're called. Duh.

Orzel
2007-09-05, 05:44 PM
dark chocolate with raspberry and vanilla somewhere on it

Tangy but sweet

MrEdwardNigma
2007-09-05, 05:58 PM
Well, you can go right here (http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=6583320228900393516) and find out for yourself.

I am a marzipan almond.
Hehe, me too, apparently. I wonder if everyone is?

ZombieRockStar
2007-09-05, 07:02 PM
I got a coconut truffle.Sounds good...mmm.

Beleriphon
2007-09-05, 07:44 PM
You are a razabelle, from Godiva's Platinum Collection: Refreshing raspberry layered over sweet vanilla caramel and decked in dark chocolate.

FdL
2007-09-05, 07:56 PM
Like the song, you're a little bit of everything, all rolled into one.

Please tell me they aren't actually quoting Meredith Brooks.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-09-05, 08:05 PM
I'd be pretty nutty, thats for sure :smalltongue:

Albub
2007-09-05, 08:10 PM
I'd be a steaming mug of chocolatl. My warm sweetness would tickle your every sense, literally every one. Even sight if I was done right. And I'm a bit of a rarity, whimsical and wonderful. A wonderful surprise and great at gatherings, parties, et cetera. And I'm flexible, I can also be used as body frosting, which I originally planned on until Rachel Ninja'd it and my compulsive differentness forced me to think up this gem.

evisiron
2007-09-05, 08:19 PM
A square of Cadbury's Milk chocolate.

Simple, honest, but frickin' awesome!

Mountain_Faerie
2007-09-05, 08:21 PM
I have been transitioning through my chocolatiness over the years. I used to be fairy food (a molassas crisp dipped in chocolate), but lately, I've been feeling like berries and cream. (http://www.chocolatefetish.com/proddetail.php?prod=CBSB)

By the way, if you love chocolate, you must get something from the Chocolate Fetish. They have the most amazing truffles and barks...

JellyPooga
2007-09-05, 09:02 PM
I would be a proto-chocolate...either that or an anti-chocolate...one of the two.

Nibleswick
2007-09-06, 03:46 PM
I would be a maraschino cherry, wrapped in cream cheese fondant, dipped in dark chocolate (about 78%) with swirls of a lighter chocolate on top. I would be soooooooooo yummy.

reorith
2007-09-06, 09:16 PM
i'm chocolate rain!

de-trick
2007-09-06, 09:22 PM
I'd be a mint chocolate, because no one likes mint chocolate

MrEdwardNigma
2007-09-07, 06:49 AM
I'd be a mint chocolate, because no one likes mint chocolate

That is an outrageous lie! I happen to be mint chocolate's biggest fan.

Simius
2007-09-07, 07:03 AM
At the shop where I work, they have dark chocolates with tomato-and-balsamic-vinegar-flavour. They're delicious and quite weird. I might be one of these.

Quincunx
2007-09-07, 09:59 AM
If I were a chocolate, I'd be a contortionist. Must. . .reach. . .chocolate. . .