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PirateMonk
2007-09-12, 07:28 PM
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Previous Threads:

Evil Inc. Do-gooders beware!- Psyke_D [Thread Auto-pruned]
AMEN, Godmodding and Good Hating since, well, the last thread. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=34553)- Rex Idiotarum
AMEN III: Revenge of the Munchkins (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=36535)- Rex Idiotarum
AMEN IV: Return of the Pogo- (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=37474) Rex Idiotarum
AMEN V: Rise of the Magtoks/Maggots (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=38748)- Rex Idiotarum
AMEN VI: The Secret of Saurous Rock (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=40045)- Lord Magtok
AMEN 007: Casino Ratavo- Saurous [Thread mysteriously missing]
AMEN VIII: The REAL one! (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=43207)- Fus.Weapon 1337
Amen IX: They just wouldn't stay away! (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=44832)- Korith
AMEN X: Call of Moonthulu (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=46716)- Castaras
AMEN XI: Raiders of the Lost Pie (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=48523)- PirateMonk
AMEN XII: Now pretty much equivalent to Final Fantasy! (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=50599)- Castaras
Amen XIII: Thread 1408 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=51830)- Vespe Ratavo
AMEN XIV: A Growing Industry (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=53464)- PirateMonk
AMEN XV: Up to Eleven Days a Week (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=3090418#post3090418)- Vespe Ratavo.

AMEN Trophy Case:

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Lord Magtok
2007-09-12, 07:35 PM
Ah, I love that new thread smell. Out of curiousity, did we ever find out what happened to Casino Ratavo? I find it odd that they'd choose to remove that one, and not the others before it. :smallconfused:

Vespe Ratavo
2007-09-12, 07:38 PM
Isn't it obvious? Alarra is a member of the Pun Police.
Everyone knows that. :smalltongue:

PirateMonk
2007-09-12, 07:38 PM
"There's just a gap in the progression where it should be."

DraPrime
2007-09-12, 07:42 PM
Would I possibly be allowed to join?

Lucid_Archon
2007-09-12, 07:43 PM
Lucid bounds around the base, occasionally stopping to break dance to an inaudible strain of music.

PirateMonk
2007-09-12, 07:45 PM
PM turns to dragonprime. "Of course." It summons a mound of paperwork. "Just sign all that in your blood, or just read the scroll."

Vespe Ratavo
2007-09-12, 07:45 PM
Ah, Dragonprime! Welcome! Of course, AMEN is open to anybody.
Vespe conjures up the another obligatory huge stack of papers, all written in incomprehensible legalese.
Just sign here, here, here, here, initial here, here, here, here, here, and here. All in blood of course. And we'll need a saliva sample for cloning purposes, as well as your immortal soul.

Also, for some reason I feel that my new avatar speaking would sound somewhat like Sean Connery. Don't ask me why...

DraPrime
2007-09-12, 07:49 PM
Crap, paperwork! I'd fill it out with my blood but mine is so evil it would make the paper burst into flames. I'll just have to use someone else's. *grabs random commoner and extracts blood* Alright time to sell my soul with paperwork. *fills out paperwork, gives saliva, and puts soul into an easy to carry bottle* Here you go!

Lucid_Archon
2007-09-12, 07:59 PM
Lucid pole vaults into dragonprime, knocking him to the ground.

"Please, your about as evil as a week old muffin."

Lucid runs off again, on a sugar rush or something.

DraPrime
2007-09-12, 08:03 PM
Dragonprime watches Lucid Archon pole vault into some random commoner and then refer to the commoner as dragonprime. Does anyone think he had too much sugar?

Mr_Saturn
2007-09-12, 08:06 PM
Mr. Saturn strolls in, confused, he says.

"Is this where AMEN meets?

Vespe Ratavo
2007-09-12, 08:08 PM
Vespe walks up to Mr. Saturn.
Woah.
Vespe touches Mr. Saturn on the nose.

The universe implodes.

Then everything is rather quickly rebuilt by mice in about twenty eight seconds. Unfortunately, most of Russia is missing.
Ah well.

Mr. Moon
2007-09-12, 08:09 PM
"Two... Vespes... and a new member... Two Vespes..."

"You seem to have devloped a nasty twitch there..."

Mr_Saturn
2007-09-12, 08:10 PM
Ah, my nose is the button to selfdestruction of the universe. Might not want to touch that.

*Quickly gathers up the mice that shuffled around*

Lord Magtok
2007-09-12, 08:12 PM
Yes, it is where AMEN meets. But shouldn't you already know about that, Vespe? Or is Vespe your evil twin? Or are you a completely different being, manifesting yourself as Vespe since your true form is so horribly loathsome that the entire multiverse would implode again if it were revealed?

Vespe Ratavo
2007-09-12, 08:14 PM
Who cares? I've got a brother now! Just like the brother I never/did/might have had!

I have bad amnesia.

Also, I like the new MC. She's much more twitchy. And piratey.

DraPrime
2007-09-12, 08:15 PM
Dragonprime looks at the 2 vespes in surprise. I see a solution to this all. We kill one of them to avoid all problems.

Lucid_Archon
2007-09-12, 08:17 PM
Lucid uncomfortably protrudes from Magtok's ear.

"That guy doesn't look anything like Vespe. Are you guys blind or something?"

Lucid disappear back into Magtok's ear, mumbling something about bacon.

Mr_Saturn
2007-09-12, 08:18 PM
I'm a shape shifter. But I shifted too many times to a point that i forgot my true identity. All know about my old self is that it had a nose, which is nonexistent on my current self.

Korias
2007-09-12, 08:20 PM
Ooh... New thread.
Korias looks at the title of the thraed, and then at Pirate Monk. Been playing Eternal Darkness much, have we?

Draken
2007-09-12, 08:22 PM
Ah... The exquisite smell of new thread, smells like...

Roting flesh.

Yes, someone please pull the lever of the corpse dispenser. I think there are dozens of kobolds out there.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-09-12, 08:22 PM
He was a shaaaaape shifter
Sunday driver yeah

Vespe seems amused at this.

So anyway, welcome to AMEN. I'm sure the others will give you all the paperwork and such you need.

Mr_Saturn
2007-09-12, 08:26 PM
Paperwork? Let me at the action!

*duels vespe*

Who will win? :smallconfused:

Raistlin1040
2007-09-12, 08:27 PM
Please Vespe. Day Tripper? That's easy. Now if you could make a lyric from Help! Or Can't Buy Me Love, I'd be more impressed.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-09-12, 08:28 PM
No no no, you see, whenever two identical people from separate dimensions touch, the universe im-

The universe implodes and is rebuilt.
Again.

@^: I would, and mebe I will. It was just a spur of the moment thing.

DraPrime
2007-09-12, 08:29 PM
What, again? I hope that at least some of Russia is still around. I would sorely miss that vodka.

Lucid_Archon
2007-09-12, 08:33 PM
Lucid back flips over the group, singing as he goes.

"I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;"

DraPrime
2007-09-12, 08:40 PM
Dragonprime smacks Lucid Archon with a big stick No singing.

Lord Magtok
2007-09-12, 08:40 PM
Lucid uncomfortably protrudes from Magtok's ear.

"That guy doesn't look anything like Vespe. Are you guys blind or something?"

Lucid disappear back into Magtok's ear, mumbling something about bacon.

Blarg, I am dead!

Magtok falls to the floor, dead. Having a freaky, tentacled monster in your head does that kind of thing to you.

Khaldan
2007-09-12, 08:42 PM
Khaldan goes over, and shows our good friend Magtok how to fry eggs on your head as soon as he respawns. Sadly, this requires frying Magtok in a giant frying pan.

Lucid_Archon
2007-09-12, 08:43 PM
Lucid does unspeakable things to dragonprime's orifices with his tentacles, while still singing.

"I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse."

Vespe Ratavo
2007-09-12, 08:43 PM
Vespe mutters something about coming up with parodies of Beatles lyrics, then fades away.

Raistlin1040
2007-09-12, 08:45 PM
Not parodies Vespe. Tributes.

Lord Magtok
2007-09-12, 09:02 PM
After being fried in a giant frying pan, Magtok limps over to the couch, moans, and then collapses on it. He's probably dead or dying.

Raistlin1040
2007-09-12, 09:04 PM
Raistlin comes out of his room, with feathery wings and a half-halo. He casts True Ressurection on magtok.

Skippy
2007-09-12, 10:11 PM
((Not here at all. Just wanted to say Kudos for the name of the thread. Loved that game))

Korias
2007-09-13, 05:56 AM
After being fried in a giant frying pan, Magtok limps over to the couch, moans, and then collapses on it. He's probably dead or dying.

OOoooh....Fried Magtok. Must go well with teryaki. Korias fetches his Iron Chef implements, and begins to sautee the half human Lord.

Castaras
2007-09-13, 12:53 PM
Castaras slowly appears on the sofa, scribbling something on a notepad.

detrevnisisiht
2007-09-13, 03:24 PM
and sudenly a hole is torn in the floor and detrevni climbs out. there is a septic pipe going through his stomah ow..is all he can say before he falls to the ground and dies

(he was in one of his holes and when the base reformed the hole wasn't there)

Lord Magtok
2007-09-13, 03:29 PM
The next Magtok clone pokes him with a stick a few times, and then kicks him back into the hole.

He then goes looking around for a shovel, and mumbles something about freaky moles that look exactly like people.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-09-13, 04:04 PM
Vespe runs in.
HeyguysI'mfeelingreallyhyperforsomereasonisn'tthat silly
He then runs up the wall and dances on the ceiling.

Lord Magtok
2007-09-13, 04:33 PM
Magtok looks up at the ceiling.

Note to self: Keep all sugar and caffeine in the base far, far away from Vespe at all times.

Therarde
2007-09-13, 04:54 PM
Therarde, holding a pizza, knocks on the door. He's wearing those mustache disguise glasses. Nobody will ever suspect that I'm not a pizza boy. >_>

Vespe Ratavo
2007-09-13, 05:03 PM
PIZZZAAA
Vespe jumps down, grabs the pizza, and jumps on the couch and starts eating it.

Therarde
2007-09-13, 05:13 PM
0_o Pay me! Therarde runs inside and hides under a sofa.

Lord Magtok
2007-09-13, 06:17 PM
Magtok narrows his eyes at the guy under the couch. He quietly draws a handgun with his right hand.

Please step away from our couch. You wouldn't want to lose the fifty buck tip I was going to give you, would you?

Goblin Music
2007-09-13, 06:27 PM
shoot him any way GM sits on a chair

Therarde
2007-09-13, 06:29 PM
A small kitten crawls out from under the couch. It walks over and begins nuzzling against Magtok's leg. And then so does Therarde.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-09-13, 06:39 PM
Kitty!
Vespe, having finished eating the pizza, lunges at the kitten and huffs it. (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Kitten_huffing)
Yup.
He's definitely stoned on something...

Lord Magtok
2007-09-13, 06:55 PM
Eww...

Magtok slowly begins to back away from Therade.

I don't care what MC might've told you. I don't play for that team. Go look for a guy named Saurous or Rex Idiotarum if you want to do that.

Saurous
2007-09-13, 06:55 PM
Saurous watches Vespe huff the cat with a raised eyebrow.

"You make less and less sense every day. You shouldn't be allowed access to Uncyclopedia. As if you need more insane ways to annoy us all."

Therarde
2007-09-13, 06:56 PM
Therarde frowns when he sees the kitty get huffed and attempts to take the kitty's soul back. Hey, I'm supposed to be the only one who knows how to do that.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-09-13, 07:04 PM
I found the pretty tye dye stuff and I ate it!
Translation: He found some vials of that huge mixed potion Castaras made a while back, and he drank them.
Mr. B is too lazy to shmergle ma talk.
I'm too lazy to make his text all colorful.
Weee!
Weee.

Vespe jumps inside the TV.
Don't let 'em get me!
And Thearde, you never say "attempt" here. Godmodding is allowed, encouraged, and is the official sport of AMEN.
Oh, and I'm Vespe's player, Carlos, by the way. Nice to meet you.

Lord Magtok
2007-09-13, 07:05 PM
Having nothing better to do, Magtok shoots the pizza guy.

Never, ever bring a cat to AMEN again. Vespe is weird. I found out that the hard way after bringing a big fluffy white Persian here.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-09-13, 07:08 PM
Hey! I was just shmeegling that moviefilm.
He was just parodying 300. It was a Persian cat after all, and he was a Spartan. It killed him anyway, so what are you complaining about?

Saurous
2007-09-13, 07:09 PM
Saurous holds up the skeleton of said persian. It appears to be melted in several places, and there happens to be a large hole in it's head.

"This was recovered from Vespe's stomach after said persian disappeared."

The skeleton suddenly gives a sad meow.

Therarde
2007-09-13, 07:10 PM
Therarde clutches his chest, dies a horrible, dramatic, tear-jerking, Oscar winning death and falls over. And then he turns into an armored kitty.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-09-13, 07:13 PM
...

Xyzzy!
Suddenly what appears to be a small computer screen pops up before Vespe. He pushes some buttons, and the base is on fire.

Vespe runs out of the base.

Lord Magtok
2007-09-13, 07:13 PM
Throw that thing away, Saur. It smells like stomach acid and burnt flesh.

Magtok shoots the armored kitty with a armor-piercing rifle, and flees the burning building.

Saurous
2007-09-13, 07:16 PM
Saurous mutters something in a foreign language to the undead cat, and tosses it to the side. The cat lands, and scampers over to the furnace. It dives into the flames head-first.

"There. It has been disposed of. Happy now?"

Saurous sighs, and takes his time getting out of the burning building

Therarde
2007-09-13, 07:20 PM
The now-zombie-kitty runs out of the building following everyone else.

Lord Magtok
2007-09-13, 07:24 PM
Yes, I am happy now. Did you really think I was going to tolerate the continued existence an undead freak like that?

Goblin Music
2007-09-13, 07:25 PM
Due to the explosive nature of the base it explodes

Therarde
2007-09-13, 07:28 PM
The Kitten turns back into Therarde who looks at the exploding base. What do you do after it explodes?

Saurous
2007-09-13, 07:30 PM
"Wait for it to regenerate. The base is enchanted to rebuild itself after being destroyed."

Saurous looks down at his watch, as the base begins fixing it's own walls.

Goblin Music
2007-09-13, 07:33 PM
you set the base on fire and don't expect it to explode?

Therarde
2007-09-13, 07:35 PM
So, how often does it explode?

Lord Magtok
2007-09-13, 07:37 PM
About as often as the multiverse does. At least once a month, sometimes more than that. Doesn't bother us much, though.

Mr. Moon
2007-09-13, 07:39 PM
"The trick is to ignore it."

Therarde
2007-09-13, 07:41 PM
Huh. Anybody like cupcakes? It begins raining cupcakes for no particular reason.

Goblin Music
2007-09-13, 07:43 PM
GM grabs his Mark II an starts shooting the cupcakes

Therarde
2007-09-13, 07:44 PM
And the cupcakes start bleeding. They pull out knives and stab GM.

Mr. Moon
2007-09-13, 07:46 PM
"Living cupcakes?"
"Jibar must be invading."

Goblin Music
2007-09-13, 07:47 PM
except that the bullets are explosive and the gun can fire faster than a fully auto

Therarde
2007-09-13, 07:51 PM
And the sky begins to explode.

Lord Magtok
2007-09-13, 07:57 PM
"Living cupcakes?"
"Jibar must be invading."

I don't understand why established and well-known forumites feel the urge to pop in here, and then disappear forever. Do they think they're blessing our thread or something with their short visit? Are they really that conceited, or am I just crazy and like to expect the worst from people?

Mr. Moon
2007-09-13, 07:58 PM
"You're just crazy and like to expect the worst from people."

Goblin Music
2007-09-13, 07:59 PM
Therarde dies and the sky does not explode

Lord Magtok
2007-09-13, 08:00 PM
Thought so. Is it just me, or is the sky falling?

Mr. Moon
2007-09-13, 08:01 PM
"I think Saphire decided to ignore it. We both agree it's the only effective way to drive n00bs out. It would help, though, if I wasn't the only one who did it."

Therarde
2007-09-13, 08:01 PM
And it begins raining kittens. And chainsaws, can't forget the chainsaws.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-09-13, 08:04 PM
Vespe (now sober...er...back to normal, at any rate) runs around catching all the chainsaws.
My birthday came early this year! :smallbiggrin:

Goblin Music
2007-09-13, 08:04 PM
and plushes

Therarde
2007-09-13, 08:05 PM
And tap dancing root beer cans.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-09-13, 08:05 PM
Vespe dies from an explosion of pure gleeeeee.

Lord Magtok
2007-09-13, 08:10 PM
I dunno. This Therade guy doesn't seem as n00bish as some of the others we've had.

Magtok then dives for cover, but eventually the storm of power saws and kittens with sharp claws eventually tears him to shreds.

Mr. Moon
2007-09-13, 08:13 PM
"The chain-saw storm was caused in reaction to GM. Therefor, I ignore it." Moon Called watches as Chainsaws bounce off her plot sheild.

Therarde
2007-09-13, 08:14 PM
And then, in an effort to combat the rain of terror, a rift opens up in the ground, and sword chucks and puppies come flying out of it.

Goblin Music
2007-09-13, 08:14 PM
things explode and the world is back to normal, the base is rebuilt
((SWORD CHUCKS!!!!!))

Therarde
2007-09-13, 08:17 PM
And Therarde appears. So, do you guys have root beer?

Mr. Moon
2007-09-13, 08:19 PM
Moon Called points at the kitchen. "In there."

"If you DARE!" A dramatic cord plays.

"Saphire, turn off that flashlight. You'll blind yourself."

Vespe Ratavo
2007-09-13, 08:21 PM
Vespe runs into the main computer room and plays this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3r8GXC2msc) on every screen in the base.

Therarde
2007-09-13, 08:21 PM
Sweet. He heads into the kitchen and hops into the fridge.

Mr. Moon
2007-09-13, 08:23 PM
Saphire and Moon Called thwack Vespe. "No. Bad Vespe. NO."

Vespe Ratavo
2007-09-13, 08:26 PM
Don't make me use "The Green Giant Has Seized The Corn." I have enough random stupid videos to choke a DINNER.

Mr. Moon
2007-09-13, 08:28 PM
"I'm sure you do, but you don't see Saphire flaunting all her yaoi, do you?"

Saphire giggles. "Heh-heh... Yaoi..."

Vespe Ratavo
2007-09-13, 08:29 PM
...
You win this round...
Vespe shudders a bit.
But I shall return!
Vespe retreats to Youtube.

Lord Magtok
2007-09-13, 08:32 PM
The mere mention of the word "yaoi" suddenly causes a dozen robots to come and encase Magtok in a block of carbonite, rendering him unable to see, hear, or do anything else, but not killing him.

Therarde
2007-09-13, 08:32 PM
Therarde walks out of the fridge, carrying a root beer in one hand and a large ham in the other. You guys need to clean that place out more often.

Mr. Moon
2007-09-13, 08:33 PM
"I'll give you this much though, the disco-ing skeliton was awesome."

Moon Called watches Magtok with some amusment. "I'll have to remember that one..."

Goblin Music
2007-09-13, 08:36 PM
this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcbazH6aE2g) starts playing on every screen

Korias
2007-09-13, 08:36 PM
"I'm sure you do, but you don't see Saphire flaunting all her yaoi, do you?"

Saphire giggles. "Heh-heh... Yaoi..."

You see, thats the same thing as my player flaunting his collection of yur- *Hurk* Korias is brutally strangeled as his player silences him. Damn characters that have minds of there own.

On another note, A Boba-fett lookalike comes in and takes Magtok away! Oh Noes! What ever shall we do?

Absolutely Nothing. says Korias as his clone walks out into the base.

detrevnisisiht
2007-09-13, 08:36 PM
hi every one says detrevni as he walks in sewage pipe still sticking out of his stomach hey am i one of these n00b people

Therarde
2007-09-13, 08:44 PM
So, where's the TV or whatever you have?

detrevnisisiht
2007-09-13, 08:50 PM
man its called godmoding if you say its there its there (within some reasonable boundaries)

Goblin Music
2007-09-13, 08:57 PM
don't stare too long they tend to explode

Draken
2007-09-13, 10:48 PM
Actually, godmodding is imposing your will upon the others, like this.

Draken fires an energy bean at the cabonite'd Magtok, shattering him up.

See?

When you dictate that something is there, even considering that it probably wasn't a few moments before, it is called "Handweaving".

Draken handweaves a very large blunt object over GM, just because he is an apropriate target right now.

But I don't really like to handweave, only thing I handweave is my laboratory, after people destroy it releasing my monsters on the base.

detrevnisisiht
2007-09-14, 06:38 AM
o god no, a giant vocabulary book with legs and sword-arms appears, it kills detrevni's player very painfully

Lord Magtok
2007-09-14, 08:36 AM
Magtok wonder why Draken would have an energy bean, and then decides to forget about it. The Fett lookalike begins fighting to the death with the cyborg in a big climatic battle from halfway up the construction site for a skyscraper.

I'm *ducks* pretty sure *oww* it's called *leaps out of the way* handwaving, Draken. *resumes fighting*

Goblin Music
2007-09-14, 08:40 AM
O SHI GM clone is crushed well that was fun GM says Firing some shots at monsters

Draken
2007-09-14, 09:15 AM
English is not my mother language, I take no responsability for minor gramatical mistakes.

And I have an energy bean because I...

I misspeled again allright, it was suposed to be a common disintegrate spell. Now shut up Magtok.

Lord Magtok
2007-09-14, 09:24 AM
Okay. But having a collection of energy beans would be kinda neat. Even if it might provoke Castaras into attacking you.

Magtok finally knocks the Fett wannabe off the building, but loses his hand in the process. He sticks a fork in the stump where his hand used to be, and descends down from the building as he makes his way back to the base.

Behold! The Handfork of Truth!

Goblin Music
2007-09-14, 10:02 AM
W007nes teh hand fork of truth Bwahahaha

CurlyKitGirl
2007-09-14, 12:40 PM
"Well this is far more chaotic than usual. Do we have some desparate newbies or something?" Curly saunters out of the Library which is where her default room is. She appears to be carrying a very large pile of books. She starts to mutter under her breath, but the words are incomprehensible to anyne listening.


Suddenly in a fit of boredom CP decides to turn AMEN into one of those crappy soap operas you hear so much about. "We are all screwed. Just ignore it before we get highly complicated love lives, confrontational teens and long-lost relatives cooming. And she just informed me that all powers are significantly reduced.":smalleek: Dropping the books she gets down on her knees and openly begs the players and characters, "Don't participate in this plot. I hate soaps, she hates soaps, she'll let it all go away if we ignore it."

Exachix
2007-09-14, 12:41 PM
Fox-Exy doesn't ignore it.
He runs and hides.

Castaras
2007-09-14, 12:42 PM
Castaras is already hidden.

CurlyKitGirl
2007-09-14, 12:45 PM
"Thank God and other deities Holy and Unholy for that." Sure the crisis is averted she picks up her books, fixes any minor rips and tears and begins cataloguing things and muttering under her breath again.

Goblin Music
2007-09-14, 12:49 PM
A GM clone jumps out and attacks the plot with the Anti-plot Sword

Vespe Ratavo
2007-09-14, 04:03 PM
Hmm...this is too good to pass up.
Nooo-

Vespe is suddenly turned into those whiny teens you see on those stupid Fox dramas.

My life sucks. My girlfriend broke up with me, but that's okay because I get a new one every week. I'm emo. I cut myself. I can't believe no one understands me. No one understands the pain I go through! It's not like every other teenager in the world goes through exactly this!

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to go through some horrible crisis in my life that's neatly resolved in about 42 minutes, not including commercials.

CurlyKitGirl
2007-09-14, 04:56 PM
"Dammit it Vespe. You had to particpate. I'm so sorry for what's going to happen next. I truly am."

Curly suddenl buirst through the library doors (for drama) and passionaltey says, "Vespe, I'm so glad that bitch broke up ith you! She was spreading vicious rumours about The Beatles and you." She grabs Vespe and kisses him on the lips.

While the kiss is going on Curly, in full piratical regalia is mumbling "Carp, carp, carp, carp, CARP! I'm going to kill my player. I hate this, I don't want to do this. Carp!"

Vespe Ratavo
2007-09-14, 04:59 PM
Dammit...
Vespe yells assorted (and rather profane) threats at his player.

Stick to the script :smalltongue:

I'm sorry Curly, but I can't. You see, I'm about to have some stupid flashback right about now to when my best friend who's never been mentioned before died.
The flashback starts and Vespe just sort of stares into space.

CurlyKitGirl
2007-09-14, 05:03 PM
Curly hugs Vespe and says "Oh Vespe, don't you understand? I've loved you for so long; I can't live without you." shocked at the drivel pouring out of her mouth Curly has a minor aneuryism. The fact that she is unconscious means nothing as she is still spouting romantic nothings.

Then her player said "It's 11 here and if I dn't get off they'll block the sight. So plot and parents and timezones once again don't mix. Get flashbacking at soap operaising because I will ressurrect this plot. nAnd put you all through pain. And agaony. And Hell."

Vespe Ratavo
2007-09-14, 05:09 PM
Due to the plot being over, Vespe is no longer bound by the script.

Due to this, he runs over to his player and shoves a chainsaw down his throat.

Never doing that again.
Vespe wanders off to his room while his player writhes in pain.

I'm not dead yet!
Shut up, you will be in a minute.

Saurous
2007-09-14, 05:33 PM
Saurous rubs his temples, cursing in seven different languages.

"Can we actually have a plot now that doesn't involve Curly and Vespe making out? A horror-themed plot maybe, with beasts beyond the spectrum and dimensions of mortal comprehension?"

Goblin Music
2007-09-14, 05:38 PM
Saurous rubs his temples, cursing in seven different languages.

Curly and Vespe making out==A horror-themed plot

that says it all right there

Vespe Ratavo
2007-09-14, 05:41 PM
Too true GM.

Anyway, sure. But I guarantee you it's not going to be very horrifying (or very serious) by the end (if we ever get to it).

Saurous
2007-09-14, 05:44 PM
Saurous sighs, and points a finger at GM. A seven-point circle of strange letters etches itself on the floor around Saurous in glowing purple. A demonic voice reads out the runes.

"Mantorok Bankorok Pargon Pargon Redgoromor Pargon Pargon..."

A massive blast of magical energy strikes GM, killing him instantly.

"...what? The title is called 'Sanity's Requiem'. We had to have more Eternal Darkness references than just that."

Vespe Ratavo
2007-09-14, 05:48 PM
Soo....how about that horror plot? And where shall it take place? Because if you want to head down to Rapture (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bioshock) I've got the bathysphere ready.

Lucid_Archon
2007-09-14, 07:11 PM
"Vespe, have you actually played Bioshock yet?"

Saurous
2007-09-14, 07:41 PM
"Well, I was actually hoping for something more poetic than that. We'd face off against the most vile of creatures, that just their appearance could cause a person to go stark-raving mad, spewn out of the darkest of locations and created from the material that not even the unholiest of creatures refuse to speak of. We would adventure through the most nightmarish visions of the mortal psyche, whil...

No one is even paying attention to me anymore, are they?"

Vespe Ratavo
2007-09-14, 07:43 PM
Yes, I have. I've gotten to Hephaestus. I just don't own it yet.


"Well, I was actually hoping for something more poetic than that. We'd face off against the most vile of creatures, that just their appearance could cause a person to go stark-raving mad, spewn out of the darkest of locations and created from the material that not even the unholiest of creatures refuse to speak of. We would adventure through the most nightmarish visions of the mortal psyche, whil..

And whatever is fine with me. I'm just a little nervous about going through Saphire's yaoi collection.

*ba dum bing*

Mr. Moon
2007-09-14, 07:43 PM
"What about the plot I started in the last thread? I was just building up to the plot twist when you guys went off-line simultaniously.

...

Very clever, Vespe."

Lucid_Archon
2007-09-14, 07:47 PM
"Saurous, you have me, why do you want to find something slightly more impossible? Vespe, I'm only in Fort Frolic because my Xbox keeps freezing. MC, I'm ready to return to the ill named planet of the rat people anytime."

Mr. Moon
2007-09-14, 07:55 PM
"Ill named? Of the rat people?" Moon Called sighs and does some more work on the homebrew thread she's working on.

Saurous
2007-09-14, 07:57 PM
"He means Spire, Saphire."

Vespe Ratavo
2007-09-14, 09:20 PM
Vespe sighs.
Hooray. Another plot down the drain.
He then pulls out a revolver and starts shooting at the ceiling.

Lucid_Archon
2007-09-14, 10:47 PM
"Stop that would you kindly?'

Vespe Ratavo
2007-09-14, 10:49 PM
Vespe puts down the gun.
Oh fine. You're no fun.
Due to the long delay between posts, the ceiling is filled with bullet holes.

One string says "I WANT HALO 3 NOW."

Fus.Weapon 1337
2007-09-14, 11:28 PM
Vespe puts down the gun.
Oh fine. You're no fun.
Due to the long delay between posts, the ceiling is filled with bullet holes.

One string says "I WANT HALO 3 NOW."

Ugh, Halo sucks.

Lucid_Archon
2007-09-15, 01:06 AM
"Whoo! Victory! After eight hours, I finally beat the game!"

Lucid does a celebratory dance.

"The ending was lackluster, though..."

DraPrime
2007-09-15, 08:15 AM
Dragonprime stares in horror at Fus.Weapon 1337's opinion about halo. This ends now.... Dragonprime picks up Fus.Weapon 1337 and shoves him down Lucid Archons throat.

Castaras
2007-09-15, 08:37 AM
Castaras sighs and looks at her player.

You haven't been here as much. Why aren't you giving me things to do?
Homework, Games.
Yay. At least it isn't The Game. :smallsigh:

Lightning bolt'd is Castaras. Leaving only a smoking pair of shoes.

Goblin Music
2007-09-15, 08:43 AM
GM cuts dragonprime's head off first person shooters suck

Saurous
2007-09-15, 08:43 AM
Saurous watches dragonprime try to dispose of Fus.

I wonder how long will it take before he discovers that Lifebane/Fus is incoporeal.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-09-15, 09:05 AM
Vespe walks in, mumbling.
Today, I've lost the Game three times before breakfast. I believe that's a new record.
He then walks over to the couch and lies down on it, mumbling something about making a Game song.

CurlyKitGirl
2007-09-15, 09:28 AM
"You know for once I'm gld parental problems pulled me out of that. Let us never speak of it again. Ever." she sys as she swaggers into the room. "I even feel able to actively particpate in a plot." She looks around and notices a big necromantic spell crater and stuff. "Wow. Nice one."

Vespe Ratavo
2007-09-15, 09:32 AM
"You know for once I'm gld parental problems pulled me out of that. Let us never speak of it again. Ever."

Agreed.

So...when are we actually ever going to do a plot? :smallconfused:

CurlyKitGirl
2007-09-15, 09:49 AM
"When the sun in the world of our players rises in the west; when Elvis is discovered working in a Des Moines McDonalds; when Terry Pratchett writes a crappy Discworld book and when Pirates and Ninjas become neither cool nor fight it out over which of them is the coolest."
"Translation: Never."
"We spend most of uor time arguing about Thread names. Or failing at plots, merging player/character lines, breaking the forth wall and indulging in mindless acts of violence."

Vespe Ratavo
2007-09-15, 09:52 AM
So we'll never actually get that d20 game started then?

Ah well...

Goblin Music
2007-09-15, 09:55 AM
i have a plot, the AMEN base is under siege and our defenses are down

Saurous
2007-09-15, 10:08 AM
"..GM, I think it would be better if someone who is actually comprehensible did a plot."

CurlyKitGirl
2007-09-15, 10:14 AM
"You then? Or shall we have an MC one? Or aimless nothings because, frankly, we've never been able to see one through efore. That I know of."

Saurous
2007-09-15, 10:20 AM
"Well, that's not necessarily what I'm getting at. I'm just saying that GM can be difficult to understand at times."

Vespe Ratavo
2007-09-15, 10:21 AM
Vespe jumps up and down in the air, hand raised.
I can do a plot! I can do a plot!

PirateMonk
2007-09-15, 10:23 AM
Vespe gets vaporized by a rocket.

"No, Vespe, you can't."

Saurous
2007-09-15, 10:24 AM
Saurous sighs.

"Vespe, what is your idea for a plot?"

Vespe Ratavo
2007-09-15, 10:24 AM
Vespe's ashes try to say what his idea was, but they fail miserably.

Saurous
2007-09-15, 10:30 AM
Saurous kicks Vespe's ashes up into the air, and casts something on the floating dust. The ashes should form together become a wraith-like undead version of Vespe, capable of speech.

"Alright, now try again."

Vespe Ratavo
2007-09-15, 10:34 AM
Okay, my idea was-
Vespe suddenly notices he is a wraith.
Oooooh. Cool.
Vespe flies off to go drain some random person's Constitution.

Saurous
2007-09-15, 10:36 AM
Saurous chases after Vespe, shouting threats of breaking out the Dust Buster if he doesn't get on with what the plot is.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-09-15, 10:38 AM
Vespe flies into the ground and stays there.
This is awesome! Now I'm a Wraith Mutant Cyborg Pirate Bard-barian Elf!

Saurous
2007-09-15, 10:46 AM
"Vespe, you never actually had an idea for a plot, did you?"

Vespe Ratavo
2007-09-15, 10:47 AM
Vespe pokes his head out from under the ground.
I might have.

Exachix
2007-09-15, 10:47 AM
Exachix Casts Undeath to Death and then Reincarnate

Vespe is likely to come back as a small furry animal.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-09-15, 10:51 AM
*rolls on the Reincarnate table*
Vespe comes back as a gnome.
He promptly kills himself.
*rolls again*
Vespe comes back as a goblin.
He kills himself again.
*rolls*
Vespe comes back as a dwarf.
Are you intentionally mocking me?
Maybe.
Vespe sighs and just makes a clone of the original (plus Wraith), then kills himself.
So now I am a mutant, a cyborg, I can turn into a wraith, I'm a bard-barian, and an elf.

Why is it whenever anyone wants to do something bad to me, it just makes me even more powerful? *evil laughter*

CurlyKitGirl
2007-09-15, 10:59 AM
"It's your absurd attempts to GodMod and otherwise handwave yourself into omnipotence. Unfortunately most people here are omnipotent. Or a reasonable facsimile."

Vespe Ratavo
2007-09-15, 11:01 AM
Yeah, that's about right.

Also, I've just thought of something. Most of our members are human or elf. Someone could sue us, so to avoid a lawsuit-
Vespe throws a bottle at Saurous. It turns him into a dwarf.
I will have to start "diversifying." This is going to be fun...

Admiral_Kelly
2007-09-15, 11:04 AM
Admiral_Kelly knocks on the door of the A.M.E.N. base.

Saurous
2007-09-15, 11:05 AM
Saurous sighs.

"Now, how could our majority of members being elf or human cause us to be sued?

Now, I'd prefer to be an elf again, rather than a vile, drunken, dwarf."

Vespe Ratavo
2007-09-15, 11:06 AM
Racial discrimination. While it's true we've never actually had any dwarf, gnome, or such applicants (from what I remember) it's better to be on the safe side.

Vespe opens the door and smacks AK in the face with a bottle. It turns him into a newt.

See? Now we have a newt member.

Castaras
2007-09-15, 11:06 AM
Castaras summons a few pies, thinking.

Saurous
2007-09-15, 11:08 AM
Saurous sighs, transforming himself back into his normal form.

"A newt member?"

Admiral_Kelly
2007-09-15, 11:10 AM
Newt Admiral_Kelly the walks into the base. "Do you greet all your guests this way?" He says, slightly annoyed.

Castaras
2007-09-15, 11:11 AM
Yep.

Castaras throws a pie at AK. He'll probably explode in a shower of pretty coloured stars. And then reform again.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-09-15, 11:11 AM
No, we usually put our guests in the Torture Room, or the Special Torture Room for a while, then kill them. Unless they've got pizza, in which case we just kill them immediately and take the pizza.

The Special Torture Room is like something out of Saw.

So you actually got lucky.

Saurous
2007-09-15, 11:14 AM
"Vespe, you are no longer allowed to open the door or speak with new members."

Saurous smashes a bottle of a random liquid onto Vespe's head. It turns him into a nymph.

"That is revenge for turning me into a filthy dwarf."

Vespe Ratavo
2007-09-15, 11:16 AM
...
How was that a punishment? It really just means I turned female, got some shiny new spells, plus I can do this.
Vespe walks over to AK and picks him up, making him look at Vespe. He goes blind.

Draken
2007-09-15, 11:18 AM
Yet another normal day in AMEN.

*Flips page*

Don't you dare to change me into something. I am not even humanoid.

Admiral_Kelly
2007-09-15, 11:19 AM
Newt Admiral Kelly doges the pie fling and jumps on a rock. "Thanks, but next time I'll cut out my own piece." He says to Castaras.

Saurous
2007-09-15, 11:20 AM
"Hmm? Oop, that was the wrong one."

Saurous pulls out a second bottle, and smashes onto Vespe's head. He turns into a kobold.

"There we go."

Castaras
2007-09-15, 11:20 AM
Fair enough.

Castaras picks up another pie.

Wouldn't have done any harm to you. Other than maybe changing you back to normal. Not all my pies do bad things to you, y'know. :smalltongue:

Exachix
2007-09-15, 11:20 AM
Fox-Exy trots over to AK.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-09-15, 11:22 AM
Vespe sighs.
Well this is just perfect...
He changes himself back to an elf.
Mutant.
Cyborg.
Wraith.
Thingy.

Admiral_Kelly
2007-09-15, 11:28 AM
He replies to the pie baker "I wasn't aware of that. But I do know that your pies are not to be taken lightly from the AMEN war."

Castaras
2007-09-15, 11:29 AM
Heheheh.

Castaras grins.

That's a good point. Most of the pies that people who come to AMEN see are the harmful ones.

CurlyKitGirl
2007-09-15, 11:38 AM
"That's true. And most of us are either elf or other. I'm the only human (mostly) around." Curly returns to reading a book.

Admiral_Kelly
2007-09-15, 11:39 AM
"Well this is the Association of the Malice, Evil, and Nefarious; so that is non-suprising.

"Unless of corse you see the error of your ways and decide to use your powers for the betterment of mankind." He shrugs as best as a newt can.

Exachix
2007-09-15, 11:40 AM
"Association of the Malicious, Evil and Nefarious"

Fox-Exy still looks up at AK.

Castaras
2007-09-15, 11:42 AM
Half-drow. Not elf. Drow. Thank you. :smallannoyed:

Castaras chuckles coldly at AK's comment.

Nah. I'll just go about doing what I want thanks. Staying neutral round here.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-09-15, 11:44 AM
Vespe peeks his head in from outside.
What was that? Something about being good? Sorry, couldn't hear you, I was too busy burning down an orphanage and shooting bums with a rocket launcher.

Admiral_Kelly
2007-09-15, 11:45 AM
"Ha! Neutral is just being evil and sugarcoating it. If a man who murders saves an equal number of lives as he dose take dose that wash away his sins? I think not. But ya, follow your heart."

He turns to Fox-Exy "Sorry, minor mistake."

CurlyKitGirl
2007-09-15, 11:47 AM
"What? You didn't steal off a blind person? I'm ashamed of you Vespe!" Curly does indeed look shocked and slightly angered at Vespes' lack of evil judgement.

Exachix
2007-09-15, 11:47 AM
"Wait.."

He casts Detect Good on AK.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-09-15, 11:48 AM
Well the rocket launcher takes two hands to operate, and I had to set the orphanage on fire with the Incinerate! plasmid. I can't do everything at once. :smalltongue:

CurlyKitGirl
2007-09-15, 11:51 AM
"Well, in that case I'll allow it just once. And why do we have a debate about Evil and Neutrality. Surely he should be dead by now. Or at least extremely tortured and in pain. I bet he's LG." The way she says the last statement clearly shows her disgust for this alignment. It seems to carry all the disgust one would normally use for puppy torturers and serial killers. And the like.

Castaras
2007-09-15, 11:51 AM
Castaras chuckles quietly, watching the usual chaos of AMEN unfold.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-09-15, 11:52 AM
LG? Well, let's look at what the Special Torture Room has today...

Oooh, we could use the Reverse Bear Trap, that's always fun! :smallbiggrin:

Admiral_Kelly
2007-09-15, 11:55 AM
The Detect Good spell comes back as Not Good.

"No, I'm being niether lawful nor good today. So just chill."

Exachix
2007-09-15, 11:56 AM
Exachix casts Detect Alignment.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-09-15, 11:57 AM
Meh, so what.
Vespe puts the Reverse Bear Trap (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_traps_in_the_Saw_film_series#Jaw_splitter_ .28a.k.a:_Reverse_bear_trap.29) on AK's head.
Now normally we'd have you find the key by, say, cutting someone's gut open, but I decided that it'd be more fun to just watch you die.

Admiral_Kelly
2007-09-15, 12:02 PM
Good thing AK's still a newt. He simply crawls out of the oversized trap and slinks away.

The alignment reading will show up as Neutral Undecided.

Exachix
2007-09-15, 12:04 PM
Fox-Exachix takes that as Neutral Undecided... so he could still be good. (As it's Chaotic Neutral... neutral Good... etc).

He grins and casts Baneful Polymorph on AK.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-09-15, 12:04 PM
...
I knew I should have ordered it in newt size, when they asked me if I wanted a newt size, I said no, why would I ever need one...
Vespe wanders off, muttering angrily.
The trap goes off about a minute later. Nothing happens, really.

CurlyKitGirl
2007-09-15, 12:05 PM
"Gross. And I suppose we have all the various methods of death in all the famous scary and gruesome films. Who's got Fredddys' glove?"

Admiral_Kelly
2007-09-15, 12:13 PM
It turns him into a newt - again.

Exachix
2007-09-15, 12:13 PM
Fox-Exy casts it again.

Admiral_Kelly
2007-09-15, 12:27 PM
This time it turns him into a salamander. "Will you please stop casting transformation spells?"

Exachix
2007-09-15, 12:27 PM
"Ok."

Fox-Exy goes over to a sofa, and curls up on it.

CurlyKitGirl
2007-09-15, 12:31 PM
"You're sitting on me Exy." Exy is sitting on her left leg. "Get off or I'll de-flea you."

Exachix
2007-09-15, 12:32 PM
Fox-Exy jumps off Curl's leg and onto the free part of the sofa.

CurlyKitGirl
2007-09-15, 12:36 PM
"I'd say good but you know...Sensible fox." She oesn't touch Exy but it is implied tha she is somehow patting him and feeding him virtual food.

Saurous
2007-09-15, 12:38 PM
"Gross. And I suppose we have all the various methods of death in all the famous scary and gruesome films. Who's got Fredddys' glove?"

"Yo."

Saurous holds up the clawed glove in question.

CurlyKitGirl
2007-09-15, 12:42 PM
"Can I borrow? Or do we have multiple copies that shouldn't really exist too?" She holds out her hand waiting for Saur to give her the Freddy glove; but with the little razor parts facing away from her so that she doen't immediately slice her hand to bits.

Saurous
2007-09-15, 12:44 PM
Saurous sighs, and reaches his free hand into a portal to whatever weaponry storage room that Saurous owns.

"Well, I won't let you have the Freddy glove, but you can borrow...ah-ha! There it is!"

Saurous pulls a similar glove out of the portal, only instead of a blade on each finger, it has hooks. He hands this one to Curly.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-09-15, 12:47 PM
Carlos walks in, laughing.
This is why I don't have iTunes. (http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/1679/itunesvh9.png)

Castaras
2007-09-15, 12:50 PM
...

How the frell can you use itunes to make Nukes?!

Castaras and Lizzie are both trying not to laugh.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-09-15, 12:51 PM
I have no idea. Stupid Apple...I'll make nukes with iTunes if I want to. :smalltongue:

CurlyKitGirl
2007-09-15, 12:52 PM
"....
"What the..?" Curly and CP also start laughing very hard.

Saurous
2007-09-15, 12:52 PM
"iTunes can be used to create biological, nuclear, and chemical weapons?"

Saurous bursts out into uncontrollable laughter.

CurlyKitGirl
2007-09-15, 12:53 PM
"Quick! Get your iTunes ready. AMEN's going global. Death by iTunes." she keeps sniggering.

Exachix
2007-09-15, 12:55 PM
"Silly silly things"

Castaras
2007-09-15, 12:58 PM
Castaras grins, summoning a laptop. She installs iTunes, and starts fiddling about with the settings.

Saurous
2007-09-15, 12:58 PM
Saurous slowly begins calming down. When his horrendous laughter calms into occasional chuckles, he says:

"The sad thing is, I'm sure someone would find how to make weaponry with iTunes if they were determined."

CurlyKitGirl
2007-09-15, 12:59 PM
"Like Cassie!":smallbiggrin:
"How long till she works out how?"
"About five minutes. She'll probably play Britney Spears and Kylie at the same time." the shudder at those two names.

Admiral_Kelly
2007-09-15, 01:01 PM
"Overload the ipods with endless songs of insanity?" suggests Salamander Admiral Kelly.

Castaras
2007-09-15, 01:02 PM
Nah...I'm working out how to make nukes...

She types in a few things, turning to the TV.

Choose a place to nuke, people.

CurlyKitGirl
2007-09-15, 01:04 PM
"France! No! EASTENDERS!" Curly shouts maliciously. "Can we nuke semi-fictional places? Who cares. Nuke Eastenders, but not the rest of London."

Vespe Ratavo
2007-09-15, 01:04 PM
The Attica Correctional Facility in Attica, New York.

It's where they're keeping that horrible evil vile monstrous pitiful excuse for a human being Mark David Chapman.

Vespe and Carlos both grin at the possibility of nuking the ***********.

CurlyKitGirl
2007-09-15, 01:06 PM
"Never heard of him."

Admiral_Kelly
2007-09-15, 01:06 PM
"Canada. Just to see how they react."

Vespe Ratavo
2007-09-15, 01:06 PM
That ****er killed John Lennon.

The two clench their fists in clear anger.

Castaras
2007-09-15, 01:08 PM
Do all three then.

Castaras presses a few buttons on the TV remote, creating a three-screen thing, showing Eastenders, Canada, and Attica. She presses a few more buttons on her keyboard.

Three simultaneous nuclear explosions occur in the three places specified.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-09-15, 01:10 PM
Vespe and Carlos grin.

Let's throw a party!

Carlos runs off to go get food, drinks, and such, while Vespe starts getting everything at the base ready.

CurlyKitGirl
2007-09-15, 01:10 PM
"Yes! That pestilence is gone from the world. I can be happy now." Curly has aeuphoric grin on her face.

Admiral_Kelly
2007-09-15, 01:10 PM
"And it's total chaos around the world! Or at least some parts. We need to spread out of reign of nukular terror. Hit China next."

When the food and drinks come, Salamander AK pours a cup of soda for himself and takes some popcorn.

Castaras
2007-09-15, 01:11 PM
Tap tap tap tap.

China go boom.

Admiral_Kelly
2007-09-15, 01:15 PM
"Look at all those people running about, scarred and helpless. I hope they start turning on eachother." SAK munches on some more popcorn.

CurlyKitGirl
2007-09-15, 01:21 PM
"Get the legendary home of Atlantis." she then whispers in Cassie's ear "It's next door to Sicily."

Castaras
2007-09-15, 01:22 PM
Castaras nukes Atlantis, and Sicily just to make sure.

The TV changes to China, where there's interesting stuff going on that Lizzie can't be bothered to describe.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-09-15, 01:25 PM
The party begins. The stereo is blaring music (1st it plays The Ballad of John and Yoko (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qigigRgUlGo), afterwards it plays whatever), there's all kinds of food and drink and such, and Vespe is already drunk and passed out.

((@V: Getting a tad political there...please edit :smalleek: ))

detrevnisisiht
2007-09-15, 01:27 PM
hey can you kill the monkey us Americans call a president

Castaras
2007-09-15, 01:28 PM
Tap tap tap tap Nuke explosion tap tap tap.

Castaras grins evilly.

So much fun.

CurlyKitGirl
2007-09-15, 01:30 PM
"What about Mars? It's suh an ugly planet."

Vespe Ratavo
2007-09-15, 01:32 PM
Let's nuke the Myspace servers. :smallbiggrin:

detrevnisisiht
2007-09-15, 01:32 PM
time for some fire works above the base a commercial airplane flyies , it blows up and it begins raining blood and flaming jet fuel

Castaras
2007-09-15, 01:39 PM
Click. Click.

The TV displays a split screen, half showing Mars, half showing the Myspace servers.

Tap tap tap tap.

Both go boom. Mars actually has a pretty spectacular explosion, and Phobos and Deimos both go boom as well.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-09-15, 01:41 PM
This is the happiest day of my life.

As soon as I get off the forum, I'm getting iTunes. :smallbiggrin:

CurlyKitGirl
2007-09-15, 01:48 PM
"Yes!"
"And if I was allowed to get iTunes I would also get it."

Mr. Moon
2007-09-15, 02:25 PM
Ugh, iTunes? Windows Media player is more user-freindly."

"Actualy, that may explain why you can't effectivly use the Apple-made software."

"... Shut up."