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Sigbru
2007-09-14, 11:39 AM
Don't you love them ? (http://www.galapagosonline.com/Galapagos_Natural_History/Birds_and_Animals/Birds/Boobies.html)

PlatinumJester
2007-09-14, 11:42 AM
I could really make a blue tit or great tit joke here but I can't be asked.

Amotis
2007-09-14, 11:42 AM
I prefer tits (http://www.dfanning.com/adventures/munich/munich_pics/great_tits.jpg).

Eldred
2007-09-14, 11:43 AM
Wow! Some of them are even blue!

I love innuendo...

magicwalker
2007-09-14, 11:46 AM
I love sushi! n_n

PlatinumJester
2007-09-14, 11:48 AM
I love sushi! n_n

KTHNX for that great contribution.

Amotis
2007-09-14, 11:48 AM
I love sushi! n_n

Perv. Get out. This is boobies thread.

LCR
2007-09-14, 11:51 AM
I knew it was too good to be true ...

reorith
2007-09-14, 11:51 AM
sweater kittens (http://lolcat.com/pcfirefoxcat.html) are superior

Mr_Saturn
2007-09-14, 11:53 AM
I knew it was too good to be true ...

Yeah, it was a booby trap. :smalltongue: In more ways than one.

Zakama
2007-09-14, 11:58 AM
I sense a great disturbance in the force... as if... bah, forget it.

TheBoneSplitter
2007-09-14, 12:05 PM
The tits over at www.indietits.com are pretty popular.

(...same person that does Questionable Content for the sake of that site not working half of the time, if anyone insinuates the wrong thing :P)

Cyrano
2007-09-14, 12:22 PM
Well, where on earth did you think he got the boobie reference? J. Jacques is all about the unfortunately named avians.

....
2007-09-14, 12:24 PM
sweater kittens (http://lolcat.com/pcfirefoxcat.html) are superior

...What if that kitten gets angry and starts clawing...:smalleek:

Sigbru
2007-09-14, 12:27 PM
...What if that kitten gets angry and starts clawing...:smalleek:

What if gets hungry ? >.>

whitedog20
2007-09-14, 12:45 PM
omgosh...sicko's. :smalleek:
yknow.. i love anime :smallbiggrin:

Catch
2007-09-14, 01:02 PM
Tits or GTF--O wait...

Personally, I've always appreciated a nice pair of knockers (http://www.wildwesthardware.com/hinges/Classic_western_ring_knockers_3_finishes.jpg).

Hoggy
2007-09-14, 01:31 PM
I -knew- the thread title was too good to be true... >.>

Trog
2007-09-14, 01:33 PM
http://home.centurytel.net/jeffsjunk/GreatTit.gif

Jack Squat
2007-09-14, 01:47 PM
I was wondering when you'd put that great tit to use Trog :smalltongue:

Skippy
2007-09-14, 01:53 PM
That image has been awesome since the first time it was used. And it is still awesome. I hadn't seen any tits lately, and now I can recall them correctly.

SurlySeraph
2007-09-14, 02:46 PM
sweater kittens (http://lolcat.com/pcfirefoxcat.html) are superior

I don't know whether to think that's cute or disturbing.

North
2007-09-14, 02:49 PM
Now that kitten cant be comfortable.

reorith
2007-09-14, 03:01 PM
...What if that kitten gets angry and starts clawing...:smalleek:

yeah... i can't see that happening...

smellie_hippie
2007-09-14, 04:52 PM
Awww man... and I came here looking for a great set of hooters (http://www.pgc.state.pa.us/pgc/lib/pgc/wildlife/photolib/great_horned_owls.jpg). :smallannoyed:

Daze
2007-09-14, 04:57 PM
We all know gentleman prefer Bazookas (http://www.eng.buffalo.edu/~kfisher2/index_files/bazooka.jpg)...

hippie_dwarf
2007-09-14, 05:05 PM
Notice no women have posted :smallconfused:

Personally i'm more of an ass (http://www.cogsci.indiana.edu/farg/harry/bio/zoo/donkey.jpg) man

Daze
2007-09-14, 05:06 PM
But please, let's not be insulting or crass and refer to them as Over the shoulder boulder holders (http://www.flickr.com/photos/28332331@N00/375849340/)...

Catch
2007-09-14, 05:13 PM
There's also the infamous Canadian Milk Bags (http://threewebe.typepad.com/photos/photos/imgp2131.jpg).

Tee hee.

Shadow
2007-09-14, 05:34 PM
The little pervert in me weeps at your feeble jokes.... :smallredface:

Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins
2007-09-14, 05:41 PM
And the jackass in me cackles uproaringly at the pitiful jokes.

I love you guys.

Raiser Blade
2007-09-14, 05:41 PM
I like to eat melons. >_>

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l49/thecheat2/3279555694.jpg

Shadow
2007-09-14, 05:42 PM
And the jackass in me cackles uproaringly at the pitiful jokes.

I love you guys.Yeah....
Yeah, me too....

FdL
2007-09-14, 06:03 PM
sweater kittens (http://lolcat.com/pcfirefoxcat.html) are superior

This pic won the internet.


There's also the infamous Canadian Milk Bags (http://threewebe.typepad.com/photos/photos/imgp2131.jpg).


You know, those are actually from my country ^^

Rachel Lorelei
2007-09-14, 06:14 PM
OMG YOU GUYS! I hear there are like totally words that are slang for breasts but ALSO MEAN OTHER STUFF! Isn't that HILARIOUS?!!

Reinboom
2007-09-14, 06:18 PM
Sometimes you just need good largeracks (http://www.winerackshop.com/wimages/racknavigation/featuredrack.jpg). They're even nice for supporting other's fun bags (http://www.beanbagfun.com/bbf/images/beanbag-in-hand.jpg).

blademaster42
2007-09-14, 06:21 PM
OMG YOU GUYS! I hear there are like totally words that are slang for breasts but ALSO MEAN OTHER STUFF! Isn't that HILARIOUS?!!

Gentlemen, I believe you're being mocked.

Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins
2007-09-14, 06:27 PM
Madam, may I point you to the 20 page long thread making jokes about Hinjo's junk?

If we can find humour in a situation, we will run with it. It is our very nature.

Catch
2007-09-14, 06:28 PM
Gentlemen, I believe you're being mocked.

It comes with the territory.

We tend to mark ours.

Daze
2007-09-14, 06:54 PM
It comes with the territory.

We tend to mark ours.

LOL... Exactly.

Now watch where you step...

Em Blackleaf
2007-09-14, 07:58 PM
Now why did I open this thread?
No idea.

But, it reminds me so much of the Hinjo's junk jokes, it just makes me lol. :smalltongue:

Cyrano
2007-09-14, 08:20 PM
Your use of LOL as a verb made me cry into my goulash, my beard soaked in beer. And I'm not even old enough to have a beard. Or beer. Or goulash.

I opened this thread thinking it said "I love Bobbles". I wanted to discuss my bobbly head collection.

smellie_hippie
2007-09-14, 08:25 PM
Madam, may I point you to the 20 page long thread making jokes about Hinjo's junk?

What exactly did you think we meant by boobies and such? :smallconfused:
OMG! :smalleek: I am shocked!
You need to go wash your mind! (http://warrior.xenu.ca/Brainwashing-front.jpg) :smallamused:

Vespe Ratavo
2007-09-14, 09:07 PM
I prefer brests. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brest%2C_France)

horseboy
2007-09-14, 09:32 PM
Don't you love them ? (http://www.galapagosonline.com/Galapagos_Natural_History/Birds_and_Animals/Birds/Boobies.html)Disturbingly, this brings back fond childhood memories. Robert Keeshan, we hardly knew you.

Has anyone brought up tatas (http://www.tatamotors.com/) or watermelons (www.watermelon.org) yet?

FdL
2007-09-14, 09:44 PM
LOL! Rachel Lorelei's post makes it even funnier ^^

AtomicKitKat
2007-09-14, 09:51 PM
And who can resist 3 jugs (http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2231739/2/istockphoto_2231739_steins_of_beer.jpg)?

Scorpina
2007-09-14, 09:55 PM
Damn it, the fact that a thread with this title had gotten to three pages without being locked tickled my curiosity to the degree that I actually opened it. :smallmad:

FdL
2007-09-14, 09:57 PM
And who can resist 3 jugs (http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2231739/2/istockphoto_2231739_steins_of_beer.jpg)?

Arghhhh! Beaten to the "jugs" joke! I'll get you next thread, Atomic!!! *shakes fist* :p

Lord Iames Osari
2007-09-14, 09:58 PM
Damn it, the fact that a thread with this title had gotten to three pages without being locked tickled my curiosity to the degree that I actually opened it. :smallmad:

Um, there are only two pages.

Scorpina
2007-09-14, 09:59 PM
Um, there are only two pages.

:smallredface:

...yes, yes there are, but I've never been all that numerically minded.:smalltongue:

TheBoneSplitter
2007-09-14, 10:41 PM
My goodness, check out these balloons (http://www.moorememories.com/kenric/images/ballons.jpg)!

I add no more.

Krimm_Blackleaf
2007-09-14, 10:50 PM
I'm enjoying all the pictures of tits and boobies and what have you, but I wanna show everyone my nuts (http://www.toledomedicine.org/walnuts.jpg). :smallsmile:

Vuzzmop
2007-09-14, 10:57 PM
Now why did I open this thread?
No idea.

But, it reminds me so much of the Hinjo's junk jokes, it just makes me lol. :smalltongue:

Please...just...never...do...that...again. Why...use...the...word...LOL?

Em Blackleaf
2007-09-14, 11:07 PM
Please...just...never...do...that...again. Why...use...the...word...LOL?

Oh geez.

It... was... a... silly... joke... uhmmm... thing.
I nevereverever use "lol" other than then, and just now.

The Orange Zergling
2007-09-14, 11:21 PM
Check out these breasts (http://www.pineviewfarms.com/shop/images/chicken_breast.jpg).

I have an odd feeling this'll get locked, but meh. I see no reason why, it's just a feeling in the back of my mind...

mdsoze
2007-09-14, 11:25 PM
How could anyone say no to HUGE TRACTS OF LAND (http://radiowood.com/family/TractMap5.jpg)?

Tengu
2007-09-14, 11:29 PM
I'd like you all to meet my coc*ahem* (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ad/Rooster.jpg).

Also, this thread made my want to spank a certain animal. (http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/184800/2/istockphoto_184800_spank_the_monkey.jpg)

Serpentine
2007-09-14, 11:37 PM
Your use of LOL as a verb made me cry into my goulash, my beard soaked in beer. And I'm not even old enough to have a beard. Or beer. Or goulash.
...but it is a verb.

mdsoze: Awesome. Best line ever.

eidreff
2007-09-15, 05:52 AM
.. And I'm not even old enough to have a beard. Or beer. Or goulash.

Don't worry, Goulash comes to us all eventually, beards and beer are are just bonuses

Pepz
2007-09-15, 06:37 AM
even though tengu already used the line, I really want to point out again that to Spank the Monkey (http://images.boardgamegeek.com/images/pic144663_md.jpg) is one of my favorite games :D

AtomicKitKat
2007-09-15, 08:30 AM
These days, they even have merit badges for flogging cetaceans (http://www.worth1000.com/entries/168500/168623INPM_w.jpg).

13_CBS
2007-09-15, 07:12 PM
Pfft. Those boobies, melons, etc. are just unappealing.

Now here's a pair of really hot chicks:

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/11/44/23044411.jpg

One heck of a way to start your day.

Pyro
2007-09-15, 08:36 PM
All these puns/innuendos make me cry on the inside...

AtomicKitKat
2007-09-16, 02:24 AM
My all time favourite picture. (http://tinyurl.com/e6gyo):smallbiggrin:

Attilargh
2007-09-16, 02:34 AM
My all time favourite picture. (http://www.uq.edu.au/~suter/test/blonde-chick-with-cute-*****.jpg):smallbiggrin:
Board cencorship 1 - AtomicKitKat 0

Fixed it for you. (http://tinyurl.com/e6gyo) I must say, that's a lovely picture. :smallwink:

Pepz
2007-09-16, 06:34 AM
and after that lovely pic, here's some chick bondage! (http://www.bkanal.ch/blog/uploads/funnyfriday_chickenbondage.jpg)

Cyrano
2007-09-16, 08:52 AM
and after that lovely pic, here's some chick bondage! (http://www.bkanal.ch/blog/uploads/funnyfriday_chickenbondage.jpg)

Dear lord, what is that thing made of, pipe cleaners?

Tengu
2007-09-24, 06:35 AM
This thread shouldn't be allowed to die!

All girls love the One-eyed Willy (http://www.hicksville.co.nz/Pirate.GIF).

Ranis
2007-09-24, 06:55 AM
Just wanted you to know that this is my favorite thread of all time.

Leon
2007-09-24, 07:38 AM
Bah, need to check links...

Sigbru
2007-09-24, 05:15 PM
I kinda expected that this thread was going to be closed by now :confused:

Evil_Pacifist
2007-09-24, 05:19 PM
I kinda expected that this thread was going to be closed by now :confused:

In my experience, starting threads that you expect to be closed down is generally a bad idea.

daggaz
2007-09-24, 09:45 PM
Dont forget the **** of the Rock.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rupicola_peruviana

Ahahahaha... its common name is so bad, I had to actually find the link to its genus_species name instead.. The board censored the other link. Lol!

AtomicKitKat
2007-09-25, 09:28 AM
daggaz: Haha. Can't believe I forgot that one. Can't forget the Coq au vin, or the Cockatoo.

landadmiral
2007-09-25, 11:40 PM
I LOVE TIG BITTIES
LINK!!! (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://farm1.static.flickr.com/44/127217687_37f782ffc1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.flickr.com/photos/lylekonkiel/127217687/&h=332&w=500&sz=170&hl=en&start=24&um=1&tbnid=X4F4Nc4CHJj0LM:&tbnh=86&tbnw=130&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbitties%26start%3D20%26ndsp%3D20%26sv num%3D10%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN)

reorith
2007-09-25, 11:50 PM
this is the greatest thread ever!
innuendo and puns > the logic ninja's guide to being batman

Lord Iames Osari
2007-09-25, 11:56 PM
Link of doom removed

Dude, shrink that link down to something that doesn't cause sidescroll.

Goff
2007-09-26, 10:07 AM
Dude, shrink that link down to something that doesn't cause sidescroll.

Seconded, I'm using a bloody 22 inch monitor and I still had side-scrollage.
Once you remove the google stuff it comes out http://farm1.static.flickr.com/44/127217687_37f782ffc1.jpg, a far more acceptable length.
*avoids jokes about length*

Penguinizer
2007-09-26, 10:15 AM
Oh you just had to say that :P

landadmiral
2007-09-26, 10:37 AM
sorry, don't know how to shrink the link :smalleek:

Sigbru
2007-09-26, 10:59 AM
You just write a word, select it with your mouse and click the "Insert link" button under the smiles, then you put the link there and press okay
Example (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://farm1.static.flickr.com/44/127217687_37f782ffc1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.flickr.com/photos/lylekonkiel/127217687/&h=332&w=500&sz=170&hl=en&start=24&um=1&tbnid=X4F4 Nc4CHJj0LM:&tbnh=86&tbnw=130&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbitties%26start%3D20%26ndsp%3D20%26sv num%3D10%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN)

I'm horrible at explaing stuff

Jack Squat
2007-09-26, 11:23 AM
sorry, don't know how to shrink the link :smalleek:

just copy Goff's link...he took out all the google stuff for you.

alternatively you could put Tig Bitties (ungodly large link (or Goff's shortenend version))

landadmiral
2007-09-26, 12:25 PM
First, I want to see if I learned how to do this and

Second, and more importantly, I love TEETS (http://www.mastitismanagementtools.com/images/teet-coverage2.gif) and everything that comes out of them!!:smallbiggrin:




thanks sig and jack

Alebeard_Thunderax
2007-09-30, 09:21 PM
Teets are nice, but really I prefer nipples (http://www.nfistudios.com/StanfordProductImages/images/thrd_761269006058.jpg)

Renrik
2007-10-01, 05:51 PM
You know, when I was, like, 6, Blue-Footed Boobies were my favorite bird. Possibly my favorite animal. I wanted to be one when I grew up.

EmeraldRose
2007-10-01, 09:20 PM
First, I want to see if I learned how to do this and

Second, and more importantly, I love TEETS (http://www.mastitismanagementtools.com/images/teet-coverage2.gif) and everything that comes out of them!!:smallbiggrin:




thanks sig and jack

Ok. I'm so happy for you that you learned how to do it. Now...please go back and FIX your other post! :smallannoyed:

Vaynor
2007-10-01, 09:34 PM
Ok. I'm so happy for you that you learned how to do it. Now...please go back and FIX your other post! :smallannoyed:

Iames should too, they're both causing the same amount of side-scroll.

phoenixineohp
2007-10-01, 10:02 PM
Am I the only one who actually thought of the birds first? Especially since another thread talked about the titmouse. They are so worth it though! (http://z.about.com/d/animals/1/0/h/9/shutterstock_304958.jpg) Maybe that's a bad sign.*Sulks off to zoology classes*

*Leaves a few of her own, against her better judgment*

You (http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2/phoenixineohp/badchicks.jpg) put (http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2/phoenixineohp/cat2.jpg) them (http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2/phoenixineohp/Fluffballs.jpg) together. (http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2/phoenixineohp/ATT01085.jpg)

reorith
2007-10-01, 10:24 PM
Am I the only one who actually thought of the birds first? Especially since another thread talked about the titmouse. They are so worth it though! (http://z.about.com/d/animals/1/0/h/9/shutterstock_304958.jpg) Maybe that's a bad sign.*Sulks off to zoology classes*

*Leaves a few of her own, against her better judgment*

You (http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2/phoenixineohp/badchicks.jpg) put (http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2/phoenixineohp/cat2.jpg) them (http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2/phoenixineohp/Fluffballs.jpg) together. (http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2/phoenixineohp/ATT01085.jpg)

that last one looks shooped. i can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shoops in my time.

Amotis
2007-10-02, 12:26 AM
i call shoopnanigans.

phoenixineohp
2007-10-02, 02:09 PM
Really? If you mean the kitten one, I think I knew the person who took it. Just a crappy camera, but a cute scene. I can't remember where it came from exactly now though.

Oh well. Still amazingly cute. ^^

Marek
2007-10-02, 09:28 PM
that last one looks shooped. i can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shoops in my time.


Shooped (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/7/7e/Shoppedgendo.jpg), you say?

phoenixineohp
2007-10-02, 09:36 PM
O_o

Did you make that for this or am I missing an over all reference?

Don Julio Anejo
2007-10-02, 09:39 PM
Oohh.. a thread about boobies! What did I miss?

Marek
2007-10-02, 09:54 PM
O_o

Did you make that for this or am I missing an over all reference?

Just did it for the lulz, and the fact that I instantly recognized the shoop meme.

AtomicKitKat
2007-10-03, 10:35 PM
*Leaves a few of her own, against her better judgment*

You (http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2/phoenixineohp/badchicks.jpg) put (http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2/phoenixineohp/cat2.jpg) them (http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2/phoenixineohp/Fluffballs.jpg) together. (http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2/phoenixineohp/ATT01085.jpg)

Bad chicks, with shaved *ahem*, Fuzzy Ducks (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuzzy_duck)(say it really fast till it Spoonerisms (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoonerism)), and a guy who manages to get a lot of young *ahem* to go to bed with him.:smalltongue:

EvilElitest
2007-10-03, 10:42 PM
Gentlemen, I believe you're being mocked.

seconded
from,
EE

phoenixineohp
2007-10-05, 11:12 AM
Beaver shot. (http://community.livejournal.com/baaaaabyanimals/3368673.html?#cutid1):smallwink:

Closet_Skeleton
2007-10-08, 01:28 PM
Sorry to ruin the fun but.

I don't like the taste of mellons.

I think birds are ugly.

But have a thing for cleavage (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleavage_%28geology%29).

PaladinFreak
2007-10-08, 03:38 PM
Woah... MAJOR double take thread!

You're all nutcases!

reorith
2007-10-09, 12:30 AM
posting an epic in a thread (http://www.gutenberg.org/dirs/etext97/nblng10.txt)

Thrall_Of_Ao
2007-10-09, 11:17 AM
Tits or GTF--O wait...

Personally, I've always appreciated a nice pair of knockers (http://www.wildwesthardware.com/hinges/Classic_western_ring_knockers_3_finishes.jpg).

Wow, I guess there's no accounting for taste, 'cause honestly, those are some of the ugliest knockers I've ever seen.

I mean, they're so...old.

-TOA

PS Yea, I'm a little ashamed of myself, but not as much as the guys that came on here actually thinking there were going to get to see something AND were shameless enough to post saying as much.

eidreff
2007-10-09, 03:55 PM
Ahhh i still think that we are shamelessly away from topic. I have adore blue footed avines since the first time I ever saw them.