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Lord Herman
2007-09-17, 01:17 AM
Hello, and welcome to the eighth game of the team-based spin-off of Silkenfist's Ready, Aim, Fire!

The theme for this game will be The Wild West. This time, there are two teams again: Outlaws and Lawmen.

Registration is open until Thursday, 18:00 GMT. If you want to join a specific team, please specify which one. If you don't specify a team, I will add you to a random team.

The Rules:
The rules are like those of the standard game (linky!), with a few additions:
1. The players are divided into two or more teams.
1a. At recruitment, the players specify their preferred team.
1b. Players who don't specify a team will be placed in a random team.
1c. If one team has more members than the other(s), I will randomly move players around. I'll first try to even it out with the players who didn't specify a team.
2. You can not shoot players on your own team.
3. If your team is the only one left standing, you win. There are no individual victories in this game - only victories as a team.

There are also some rules that aren't critical to the gameplay but are important nonetheless:
1. You can only send one action at a time. You can't send actions in advance.
2. The sign-up period is four days, and each round takes three days.
3. When there are only a few players left, each round takes only two days, or sometimes even one. Usually, I just wait for everyone to submit their action and then write the round as soon as possible.
Previous Games:
I - The Trojan War - Winner: Trojans
II - Star Wars - Winner: Rebels
III - Superheroes - Winner: Heroes
IV - Pirates - Winner: Navy
V - Samurai - Winner: Ninja
VI - Romans - Winner: Romans
VII - Starcraft - Winner: Protoss
The Auto-Notify List:
Akaziel
Almighty Salmon
Baboon Army
Bitzeralisis
Bookboy
Captain van der Decken
DarkCorax
DarkLightDragon
Destro Yersul
Dr. Bath
Draken
dun-dun-DUUN
Ezlo
Firepup
Fleeing Coward
Fredricus
huyneo
HyramGraff
Ink
Kasz
Khaldan
Mad Wizard
purple gelatinous cube o' Doom
radikalskippy
Raiser B1ade
RocketBard
Shadow
Stu42
Vampiric
weebl

If you want to be added to the list, just post here and ask. Remember, you'll still have to register for the game - people on the list just get a PM to notify them that registration has started.
For a list of trophies and their winners, go here (http://home.planet.nl/~hdgoede/tdg/StickArt/Gallery/TeamRAF.html).

Zar Peter
2007-09-17, 01:19 AM
I'll play! And I'm the piano man again (but now it's matching, don't shoot the piano man!)

Allignement for sale!

Shadow
2007-09-17, 01:25 AM
In.
I'm a Lawman!

Fredricus
2007-09-17, 01:28 AM
Outlaw here

Fleeing Coward
2007-09-17, 01:33 AM
In, the anti-Salmon team

Akaziel
2007-09-17, 01:50 AM
I'm in. Lawman this time.

Calamity
2007-09-17, 02:01 AM
In. Random team please.

Studoku
2007-09-17, 02:15 AM
I'm in as a lawman.

pingcode20
2007-09-17, 03:41 AM
Ah'm in as a no-good Outlaw Vartoffee. Mint was getting old.

"Lawmen! Are you tired of plain old Varmints day after day to arrest? Now try new Vartoffee(tm), the latest outlaw in the Var-confection line."

Vampiric
2007-09-17, 04:51 AM
Outlaw. It's kinda difficult to go around biting necks when you're lawful... know what I'm sayin'?:smallwink:

Almighty Salmon
2007-09-17, 05:00 AM
Outlaw please.

Which means Fleeing Coward is a Lawman :smalltongue:

Kantur
2007-09-17, 05:10 AM
I'm in, random team please.

Indurain
2007-09-17, 05:20 AM
It wouldn't be a RAF game, without Indurain! I'm in.

Keledrath
2007-09-17, 06:11 AM
In. In fact, please put me on auto notify. And hasn't this already been done?

Krursk
2007-09-17, 06:26 AM
Well, I got to atomize people in the last game and that was fun. What can I play this time *suddenly an image forms of Krursk on a train with a cannon* "outride that, outlaws".

In, as a lawman. On a train. With a cannon. You know you love the idea.

Castaras
2007-09-17, 07:32 AM
Lawman in.

Skippy
2007-09-17, 08:04 AM
In, as well. In any one will be fine

Draken
2007-09-17, 08:31 AM
Uphold the Law.

Captain van der Decken
2007-09-17, 09:11 AM
In! As an outlaw, preferably.

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2007-09-17, 09:56 AM
Hmmmm....there is no need for lumberjacks in the Wild West, but I'm in as something.

Kiwi Queen
2007-09-17, 10:22 AM
I'll join. I honestly don't care which team I'm on.

I'm a Kiwi. Bird or fruit, depending on what you want.:smallcool:


EDIT: Typo, sorry.:smallredface:

DarkCorax
2007-09-17, 10:23 AM
*In* Random team.

Ezlo
2007-09-17, 10:24 AM
I have a Suggestion(TM)!

Make Atreyu someone's mount.:smalltongue:

I'll be lawman, but I want to be the Sheriff's Deputy.

Skippy
2007-09-17, 10:24 AM
@Kiwi: Probably you'd like to be on the team where Lord Fullbladder isn't, unless you are ready to leave your meatloafy past behind you...

Kiwi Queen
2007-09-17, 10:26 AM
@Kiwi: Probably you'd like to be on the team where Lord Fullbladder isn't, unless you are ready to leave your meatloafy past behind you...

On the contrary, I'd rather be on his team, so he doesn't try to kill me.

Skippy
2007-09-17, 10:27 AM
On the contrary, I'd rather be on his team, so he doesn't try to kill me.

Such a dirty trick.

I think you have great potential here.

Kiwi Queen
2007-09-17, 10:28 AM
Such a dirty trick.

I think you have great potential here.

Why, thank you.:smallamused:

Raeden
2007-09-17, 10:28 AM
I'd like to join and be a law reïnforcer (not an enforcer mind you. Possitive reïnforcement is the best way to bring children up, so it's probably the best way to treat criminals too).

Skippy
2007-09-17, 10:34 AM
I'd like to join and be a law reïnforcer (not an enforcer mind you. Possitive reïnforcement is the best way to bring children up, so it's probably the best way to treat criminals too).

Laaaaame.

Torture FTW

Hoggy
2007-09-17, 10:48 AM
Well, pirates and cowboys don't get on (who needs a horse when you've got a boat...), so I want to be a lawman plz.

A pirate donkey lawman.

HyramGraff
2007-09-17, 10:51 AM
I'll play this game. Random Team please.

Captain van der Decken
2007-09-17, 11:37 AM
Ooo, can I be Butch Cassidy?

Raeden
2007-09-17, 12:44 PM
Oh, I'd like to add that I would like to wear brightly coloured pants (color at the GM's discretion)

DraPrime
2007-09-17, 03:08 PM
Put me on any team.

Ink
2007-09-17, 03:13 PM
I'll play. Either side would be fine.

evnafets
2007-09-17, 03:14 PM
Sign me up. Draw!

huyneo
2007-09-17, 03:25 PM
i really don't care what team i am on,
i just want to be on the team with pie

btw put me on auto notify and how do you put up RAF awards?

also... pie is not a person!
I want to be a person who is on THE team with pie so i can eat it...

Metal Head
2007-09-17, 03:43 PM
I don't care what side I'm on.

Mad Wizard
2007-09-17, 05:01 PM
Put me in as a law man.

Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins
2007-09-17, 05:02 PM
On the contrary, I'd rather be on his team, so he doesn't try to kill me.

Didn't really help Ezlo when we were on the Romans team together. The only thing that saved him was some quick-thinking Gauls.

But yeah, I'm in. I'll be be the obligatory drunk lawman. Perhaps with a 80-foot mechanical spi--no, that'd be ridiculous....

huyneo
2007-09-17, 05:07 PM
nvm found out how to put RAF awards on your sig

Traveling_Angel
2007-09-17, 05:43 PM
In. Do I really need a reason?

alec
2007-09-17, 07:38 PM
I'm in as an outlaw. I'll be the Sundance Monkey.

Keledrath
2007-09-17, 08:04 PM
Actually, put me as Lawman, Brisco Country Bookboy. It's legally different, and my name in YOW!

Baboon Army
2007-09-18, 12:19 AM
Im in as a lawman.

Destro_Yersul
2007-09-18, 12:42 AM
I'm in. Outlaw for me.

Shadow
2007-09-18, 12:45 AM
*gleefully plans to shoot Destro in the first round*

Bitzeralisis
2007-09-18, 12:53 AM
I'm in as well.

Due to my true neutral alignment, I'll throw my name in the random hat.

banjo1985
2007-09-18, 02:54 AM
I'm in!

Outlaw for me please, Banjo Boyd is yet again ready to roll!

Vampiric
2007-09-18, 06:02 AM
I'm going to have to carefully consider the first round. Someone has targeted me every round bar one - when I attacked Fredricus and he suicided.:smallannoyed:

So this time... do I attempt Fleeing Coward's trick?:smallamused: Oh the agony of choice!

Castaras
2007-09-18, 07:50 AM
*prepares to shoot the Narrator again*

Krursk
2007-09-18, 09:06 AM
But yeah, I'm in. I'll be be the obligatory drunk lawman. Perhaps with a 80-foot mechanical spi--no, that'd be ridiculous....

Ridiculous? As opposed to the train-cannon? Logically, I can only fire on anyone stupid enough to stand next to a train track. And Castaras is planning on trying to assassinate the narrator again. In TRAF, we have to such word as Ridiculous.

Captain van der Decken
2007-09-18, 09:47 AM
Outlaws
Captain van der Decken


No Butch Cassidy?


Ooo, can I be Butch Cassidy?

Lord Herman
2007-09-18, 10:01 AM
Oops, missed that.

Terumitsu
2007-09-18, 10:06 AM
I'm in. Put me with the black hats.

Raiser Blade
2007-09-18, 12:12 PM
I'm in on the winning side whichever that is.

Vuurmeester
2007-09-18, 01:59 PM
Vurey Vure here to capture those Daltons.

Skippy
2007-09-18, 02:12 PM
Vurey Vure here to capture those Daltons.

Kudos to you. Now I want to be an outlaw. Skippy Dalton! (Even smaller than Joe)

Neodan282
2007-09-18, 06:22 PM
I shall be a outlaw, Neodan the Anti-lawyer!
I liked my death by lawyers last game, but i'll have my revenge!

Traveling_Angel
2007-09-18, 06:28 PM
I'm in!

Outlaw for me please, Banjo Boyd is yet again ready to roll!

So does that mean you're guilty in YOW? :smalltongue:

DraPrime
2007-09-18, 06:35 PM
Changed my mind, I want to be a law man.

RocketBard
2007-09-18, 07:36 PM
I'll be a lawman. You can also put me down on the Auto-Notify list if you want to.

Therarde
2007-09-18, 10:34 PM
Hmm...I'll join. Don't care which team.

Destro_Yersul
2007-09-19, 01:06 AM
*gleefully plans to shoot Destro in the first round*

Yah can't shoot me if'n yah don't show me yer badge!

*shoots Shadow while he's thinking of a reply*

Lord Herman
2007-09-19, 02:18 AM
The contestants so far:

Lawmen
Akaziel
Baboon Army
Bookboy (Brisco Country Bookboy)
Castaras
Draken
dragonprime
Ezlo - Sheriff's deputy
Fleeing Coward
Hoggy - Pirate donkey lawman
Krursk - On train with cannon
Lord Fullbladder - Drunk lawman
Mad Wizard
Raeden - Wears brightly coloured pants
RocketBard
Shadow
Stu42
Vuurmeester (Vurey Vure)

Outlaws
alec (Sundance Monkey)
Almighty Salmon
banjo1985 (Banjo Boyd)
Captain van der Decken (Butch Cassidy)
Destro Yersul
Fredricus
Neodan282 - Anti-lawyer
pingcode (Vartoffee)
PirateMonk
radikalskippy (Skippy Dalton) - Shorter than Joe
Terumitsu - Black hat
Vampiric

Random
Atreyu
Bitzeralisis
Calamity
DarkCorax
Dr. Bath
evnafets
huyneo - On team with pie
HyramGraff
Indurain
Ink
Kantur
Kiwi Queen
Metal Head
Raiser B1ade - On the winning team
Therarde
Traveling Angel
Zar Peter

I just counted, and we already have 44 contestants, which is more than in any other game of Team RAF.

banjo1985
2007-09-19, 03:51 AM
So does that mean you're guilty in YOW? :smalltongue:

Oh come now...would I be that obvious? :smallwink:

Vampiric
2007-09-19, 02:49 PM
huyneo - On team with pie

Surely that puts him on Lawmen, with Castaras?


I just counted, and we already have 44 contestants, which is more than in any other game of Team RAF.

:smallamused:

Now that's cool.

huyneo
2007-09-19, 03:12 PM
why is that Vampiric?
because i don't know why Castaras has anything to do with pie.

Shadow
2007-09-19, 03:21 PM
why is that Vampiric?
because i don't know why Castaras has anything to do with pie.If you're joking, ignore this. If you're not, then the only reason that you might not know that is because you're still "fairly" new around here.
Stick around for a while.
You'll understand soon enough.

Captain van der Decken
2007-09-19, 03:22 PM
Castaras has everything to do with pie. It's her 'thing'.

DraPrime
2007-09-19, 03:50 PM
She used to have an avatar that was a chick summoning a pie.

huyneo
2007-09-19, 04:00 PM
ok...... thats awsome!
no, i wasn't kidding

DraPrime
2007-09-19, 04:36 PM
I just counted, and we already have 44 contestants, which is more than in any other game of Team RAF.

Remind me why we haven't started yet?

Skippy
2007-09-19, 04:37 PM
Welcome to the playground Huyneo. You'll get to know all of us sooner than you expect it.

Things like Cassie's Pies, contrary to Alarra's Pudding
Or Shadow's constant deaths by mob lynch or werewolf's night kill
Or Indurain's nudity
Or white text stabs *stabs*
Or Ezlo's meatloaf obsession

Lots and lots of things in the Playground that you'll be able to discover as time goes by.

DraPrime
2007-09-19, 04:38 PM
Skippy, you left out my awesomeness on that list!

Almighty Salmon
2007-09-19, 04:40 PM
Or Dragonprime's big ego :smallwink:

@VV: We'll see :smallamused:

huyneo
2007-09-19, 04:40 PM
i know half of that list....
but stab texts? O_o
i am screwed

DraPrime
2007-09-19, 04:41 PM
Or Dragonprime's big ego :smallwink:

That reminds me, Salmon's inevitable death will be soon because Metal Head bribed me to kill him.

PirateMonk
2007-09-19, 04:50 PM
If you're still recruiting, which you seem to be, I'll be an outlaw.

huyneo
2007-09-19, 07:40 PM
We should have started, why haven't we?
Did someone stab Herman?

Bitzeralisis
2007-09-19, 08:30 PM
I forgot:

Auto-notify-a-tize me, will ya? :smallsmile:

Lord Herman
2007-09-20, 12:24 AM
We should have started, why haven't we?
Did someone stab Herman?

Sign-ups end today, 18:00 GMT. It's now 5:30 GMT.

And yes, I've been stabbed repeatedly, but I always seem to get better.

edit: I am considering to reduce the sign-up period to three days for the next contest, though. Hardly anyone signs up during the fourth day of sign-ups.

Krursk
2007-09-20, 02:10 AM
[QUOTE=radikalskippy;3217780]Or Shadow's constant deaths by mob lynch or werewolf's night kill
QUOTE]

Let's be fair, Shadow only ever dies in Werewolf when he's innocent.

Castaras
2007-09-20, 07:48 AM
because i don't know why Castaras has anything to do with pie.

*nods* G'day, welcome to the playground, have a pie. Eating it causes death(most of the time), throwing it at other people is loads of fun.


Castaras has everything to do with pie. It's her 'thing'.

Yeah. Loooong(ish) story why. I should try and find the thread where it all started...It's one of the kiss/kill threads, I think...

Dr. Bath
2007-09-20, 10:52 AM
I'm in, either side please. (if I'm not too late)

Shadow
2007-09-20, 11:10 AM
Or Shadow's constant deaths by mob lynch or werewolf's night kill


Let's be fair, Shadow only ever dies in Werewolf when he's innocent.
Not anymore my friend.
Not anymore.

Ever since someone invented and implemented the wonderful "Rule of Shadow" I can't seem to last more than 3 or 4 days, no matter my role. And that's if I'm lucky.
Unless I devise some creative way to survive that is. Like outing myself as a mason right off the bat. Sounds stupid right? Not necessarily. Depends on the rules of the particular game.

*thinks about it*

You know, it's been that rule, and that rule alone in most cases, that has led to my death as a villager in the last few games.
Maybe you guys should re-think that rule altogether, as I suggested as soon as it was invented....

Skippy
2007-09-20, 11:15 AM
I have always thought that it is indeed a bad idea to do so... But this is completely off topic...

Shadow
2007-09-20, 11:17 AM
Is there a topic?
The game hasn't started yet.


@v: heh! :smallbiggrin:

Skippy
2007-09-20, 11:20 AM
You got a *point* in there...

Lord Herman
2007-09-20, 11:22 AM
Skippy was right, though. This is getting a bit off-topic. Let's keep to discussing Team RAF in this thread.

Zar Peter
2007-09-20, 12:19 PM
OK, I'll shoot Shadow! :smallbiggrin:

Lord Herman
2007-09-20, 12:22 PM
:smalltongue:

Sign-ups have ended. I'll put up the introduction later tonight.

huyneo
2007-09-20, 05:24 PM
*nods* G'day, welcome to the playground, have a pie. Eating it causes death(most of the time), throwing it at other people is loads of fun.

I eat the pie!

pingcode20
2007-09-20, 06:35 PM
>Eat Pie

You eat the pie. As you swallow the first bite, an odd burning sensation flows through your body. You dismiss it as being just a trick of the mind.

>w
Time Passes.

The burning sensation gets hotter, and you start sweating.

>w
Time Passes.

The burning sensation overwhelms you, and you pass out, the fire consuming your mind. You collapse, twitching, and promptly taken to hospital. But it is already too late, and you are declared dead on arrival. A charity is established in your name, and hospitals worldwide establish H2SO4 treatment clinics to save others who eat Castaras' pies, but unfortunately, you're still dead, so none of this matters.

---You shouldn't have eaten that pie.---

Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE or QUIT?

huyneo
2007-09-20, 07:00 PM
/restart

i eat the pie again!
thus i do this repeatedly till i get an immunity to Castra's Pie!
oh, also i sit in front of the hospital while I eat it

Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins
2007-09-20, 07:03 PM
Your position does does not matter. Once the crust has touched your tongue it is too late. An immunity is impossible, a cure improbable, and a resistance is doomed to fail. Look at me, I'm a survivor. I've had to implant my brain into a robot just to maintain my lower brain functions!

huyneo
2007-09-20, 07:04 PM
i said i continue to eat the damned pie!
IT WILL BE CONQUERED!

Therarde
2007-09-20, 07:41 PM
Eventually, you continue eating pie and dying until it gets dark. A grue comes and eats you.

huyneo
2007-09-20, 07:58 PM
i place a piece of the pie on the grue's tounge destroying it while i continue to eat the pie

Bitzeralisis
2007-09-20, 08:17 PM
Sadly, the pie destroys your immune system, causing you to get Avian Flu, Smallpox, Chicken Pox, Cowpox, Mad Cow Disease, the common cold, Alzheimer's, and some strange, obscure disease.

You die. Twice.

huyneo
2007-09-20, 08:26 PM
Ok..... heres what i do....
i concentrate on my awsome asian chi and eat the pie,
and attempt to protect myself from the deadlyness of the pie

I WILL WIN!
most likely not.

pingcode20
2007-09-21, 02:47 AM
I Shoot Huyneo

As you approach the pie, it suddenly whips out a handgun (from where you have no idea) and shoots you in the chest, killing you instantly. However, the forward motion carries you forwards and you crush the pie beneath your corpse.

Lord Herman
2007-09-21, 03:40 AM
Five horsemen are standing in the square of Meatloaftown. “This is your last chance, Ezlo! Hand over the gold now!” Mayor Ezlo shouts back from his balcony: “You want your gold? Then come and get it, you bandits!” “We will,” says El Indurain, the bandit leader. “Tomorrow, we will come for your gold!”

One month earlier, a confederate colonel had visited the frontier town, and left a large box in their care. He said he would come to reclaim it after the war was over, and that everyone in town would receive a large reward for taking care of his possessions. He also told the people of Meatloaftown that they were not to open the box under any circumstances. But everyone knew what would be inside. Gold.

News about gold travels fast, even on the frontier. And before long, El Indurain and his bandits rode into Ezlo’s town, and demanded a percentage of the gold as ‘protection money’. 100% of the gold, to be exact. Indurain’s threats fell on deaf ears – Mayor Ezlo stuck his fingers in his ears and started singing very loudly. The bandits then warned the people of Meatloaftown that they would return in one week’s time, and that they’d better hand over the gold then.

Now, the town is preparing for attack. The sheriff and his deputies are preparing a plan to defend the town. “Alright,” says Sheriff Fleeing Coward, “here’s the plan. We wait until sunrise, and then we run away as fast as we can.” Deputy Draken kicks the sheriff in the shin. “Ow! Okay, okay, we stay and fight. Now, I suggest that...” “Can I use my cannon?” “What?” “Can I use the train cannon? Y’know, the one I bought from the confederates? Before El Indurain’s gang stole the railway?” “You still have that thing? Okay, we’ll put your cannon at the edge of town, so you can take some shots at the bandits before they reach us.”

The Mayor has gathered everyone in the town hall. “Citizens of Meatloaftown! El Indurain’s vicious gang of bandits will be attacking us tomorrow. To improve morale a bit, my sister has made you a special meal.” Kiwi Queen walks in with a large plate. “I made you a giant meatloaf!” Ten seconds later, the town hall is empty. “Huh,” says Kiwi Queen, “what’s gotten into them?” “Oh well, more meatloaf for us,” says Ezlo.

Lord Herman
2007-09-21, 03:41 AM
Lawmen
Akaziel
Baboon Army
Bitzeralisis
Bookboy (Brisco Country Bookboy)
Castaras
DarkCorax
Dr. Bath
Draken - Deputy
dragonprime
Ezlo - Mayor
Fleeing Coward - Sheriff
Hoggy - Pirate donkey lawman
huyneo
Kiwi Queen - Mayor's sister
Krursk - On train with cannon
Lord Fullbladder - Drunk lawman
Mad Wizard
Raeden - Wears brightly coloured pants
RocketBard
Shadow
Stu42
Vuurmeester (Vurey Vure)
Zar Peter - Piano man

Outlaws
alec (Sundance Monkey)
Almighty Salmon
Atreyu
banjo1985 (Banjo Boyd)
Calamity
Captain van der Decken (Butch Cassidy)
Destro Yersul
evnafets
Fredricus
HyramGraff
Indurain (El Indurain) - Bandit leader
Ink
Kantur
Metal Head
Neodan282 - Anti-lawyer
pingcode (Vartoffee)
PirateMonk
radikalskippy (Skippy Dalton) - Shorter than Joe
Raiser B1ade - On the winning team
Terumitsu - Black hat
Therarde
Traveling Angel
Vampiric


Please submit your actions before Sunday, 17:00 GMT.

Studoku
2007-09-21, 03:46 AM
Tonight the outlaws dine in hell. We dine as far away from that meatloaf as possible.

banjo1985
2007-09-21, 03:59 AM
I agree, no meatloaf for me, especially after the eating contest!

Raeden
2007-09-21, 05:06 AM
What if we spread that meatloaf in a circle around the town? I'm sure that would repel most of the bandits, if not all of them.

Vampiric
2007-09-21, 06:22 AM
Oooh... Name change!

Senor Vampiricos - (His voice sounds like Speedy Gonzalez - If you have to ask who that is, you had no child hood:smallannoyed:)

Why do I have a tiny voice in the back of my head that says the treasure will be spoon-like in shape and nature...?:smallamused:

Lord Herman
2007-09-21, 06:52 AM
ACHTUNG!

Some people have sent me actions in advance for various reasons. Please don't do this. I'll just end up accidentally deleting your PM, and you'll die a horrific timeout death.

If you can't submit your actions because you're away, you might consider asking a team mate to submit your actions for you.

Castaras
2007-09-21, 07:48 AM
Hmm, I was going to comment on the pie battle, but it seems I'm not needed.

Carry on, my minions! :smallbiggrin: :smallwink:

*aims her gun at the narrator*

Terumitsu
2007-09-22, 04:59 PM
Eh... I stick with the majority of the outlaws for this one.

Ezlo
2007-09-22, 10:54 PM
Hurrah! I'm a leader of a meatloaf related area again!

Lord Herman
2007-09-23, 11:52 AM
Time's up, writing now.

huyneo
2007-09-24, 05:58 AM
I think someone stabbed Herman again...

Almighty Salmon
2007-09-24, 06:18 AM
Probably Castaras, she has a thing for killing Narrators.

Castaras
2007-09-24, 09:40 AM
I admit nothing. <.<

Lord Herman
2007-09-24, 10:29 AM
I'm still alive. I had been writing all day yesterday (for something else), so I didn't think it was such a good idea to be writing all night as well. I'll try to finish the story tonight.

edit: No promises, though. I still have to do my homework, which is probably going to eat lots of time.

Raeden
2007-09-24, 02:59 PM
Yes, it really does take a lot of time. And papercuts.

Lord Herman
2007-09-24, 03:06 PM
Dawn. The town is bathed in the red morning light. Four riders are standing in the town square. “So,” says El Indurain, “I take it you ain’t giving up the gold?” After a long silence, Fleeing Coward says: “No. We ain’t very impressed with your gang, Indurain. Hell, there was more of you the last time to visited our town!” Indurain sighs. “This ain’t my whole gang, sheriff. There’s about two dozen of us surrounding your town. But where are my manners? Let me introduce these fine gentlemen to you. This here’s Skippy Dalton, brother of the Dalton brothers. And this is Dead-gun Kantur. He used to call himself Dead-eye Kantur, until he figured that it was actually his gun that killed people. And then there’s Ink. He don’t need no nickname – he lets his guns do the bragging for him. And him, he’s Atreyu. He’s got a mask, so as to conceal his true identity.” “But... he’s a llama!” Atreyu shrieks, and points at the sheriff, bleating wildly. “Well, that’s unfortunate,” says El Indurain. “Now that you know Atreyu’s secret identity, I’m afraid we’ll have to kill you.” The bandits draw their guns, and Fleeing Coward passes out.

Three deputies are sitting in the saloon, playing cards. Suddenly, four outlaws burst into the room. “Stick ‘em up, lawmen! We’re here for the gold, and I have a feeling that you know where it is!” Mad Wizard, RocketBard, and Draken hold their hands up. Then, El Indurain notices the piano man in the corner. “Hey, piano man! What’s that tune you’re playin’? I know that tune.” “Boss,” says Ink, “ain’t it Tchaikovsky’s 1812 overture?” “Yeah, you’re right! I love that bit where they fire them cannons...” suddenly, Zar Peter lights a match, and fires a cannon he strategically hid under a table, blowing Ink and Skippy Dalton to bits. Mad Wizard and RocketBard quickly draw their guns and shoots El Indurain. Kantur and Atreyu hide behind a table, while the deputies empty their revolvers. As Mad Wizard reloads, Kantur quicky jumps up and shoots him, but he is in turn shot by Draken. The deputy then walks up to Atreyu, who, like many panicked animals, is trying to hide behind himself. “Calm down. I’m not going to shoot an unarmed llama.” Suddenly, Atreyu bleats, and leaps at Draken. After a few seconds of extreme violence, the llama cleans his hooves on the deputy’s vest, adjusts his mask, and walks out of the saloon.

Meanwhile, the rest of the bandits are approaching the town. Krursk aims his cannon, and blows Traveling Angel off his horse. The other bandits quickly close the distance, however, and Krursk gets trampled under Therarde’s horse. The band of bandits rides into town, shooting at miscellaneous objects. Neodan282 fires wildly at a passing lawyer, hitting the poor man 37 times in the knee. HyramGraff shoots at the saloon doors. The bullet bounces off, ricochets off a lamp post, and hits the box of dynamite that Almighty Salmon and Banjo Boyd were carrying into town, blowing them both to smithereens. PirateMonk shoots a sleeping lawman, bringing a less than spectacular end to the career of Brisco Country Bookboy. As the outlaws reload their revolvers, Dr. Bath and Shadow jump out from behind a haystack and shoot Destro Yersul and the Sundance Monkey. A third lawman, Stu42, jumps at the outlaws from a balcony. He misses.

“Alright,” says DarkCorax, “so now I move my little horse, and I land on... the O.K. Corral?” “Yeah, that’s right,” says Akaziel. “But Raeden has built two banks there, so you have to pay him 500 dollars.” “500 dollars?” “Yeah, ‘cause of the banks.” “To hell with that! I’m robbin’ his banks!” “What?” “I’m robbin’ his banks!” “Uh... that ain’t in the rules, partner.” “Look, there’s only two things you can do with a bank – put money in it, or rob it. I’m robbin’ it.” “Alright, alright... uh... ‘kay, then Raeden pays you 1000 dollars.” “What? I ain’t paying him for landing on my square!” “Okay... uh... well, right, then we’re goin’ to have a gunfight.” “Alright, let’s go outside!” “No, no, at the O.K. Corral! You have to roll your dice to see who wins.” “Oh.” “What do I do now?” asks Baboon Army. “Nothing, it ain’t your turn.” “But Raeden gets to roll a die!” “Yes, but that’s ‘cause he’s getting shot at.” “I rolled a 4!” says Raeden. “What do I do now?”

Akaziel is about to explain how the gunfight works, but he is suddenly forced to stop on account of being dead. The gathered lawmen turn around, and see a pair of outlaws standing in the doorway. The room falls silent. “It’s... it’s Butch Cassidy!” “The one and only,” says the famous outlaw. “And... some other guy!” “Hey, I have a name, you know!” says Señor Vampiricos, and is promptly ignored. “The bastard shot Akaziel! While he was explaining his game to us!” Hoggy draws his gun, and shoots the outlaw through the head. “That’ll teach him, interrupting our game.” Señor Vampiricos quicky grabs his shotgun, and shoots Hoggy, saying: “That’ll teach you, casually shooting a famous outlaw without showing the least bit excitement about having killed one of the best gunmen in the wild west!” “But... but... did I win or what?” asks DarkCorax.

In the town hall, Ezlo and Kiwi Queen are hiding behind a bench. “Right, there they come. Shhh!” Three outlaws walk into the hall, with guns drawn. “There ain’t nobody here, evnafets.” “I can see that, Fredricus. Terumitsu, go and see if... wait, what’s that?” In the middle of the hall, on a table, is an enormous meatloaf. “Eat it! Eat it!” “Shh, be quiet, Kiwi Queen!” Evnafets examines it, and turns to his fellow bandits. “Ugh! What kind of loony makes a giant meatloaf?” “Probably them indians. Them’s got some crazy customs, them indians. Did you know that some tribes actually cut your...” “I don’t think we need to hear that, Fred. Let’s just go. This place gives me the creeps.” As the bandits leave the town hall, Ezlo and Kiwi Queen stand up. “That’s odd. It almost seems like they don’t like meatloaf!” “Don’t be silly, Ezlo. Everyone likes meatloaf. Come, if those bandits won’t eat it, we will.” Halfway through the meatloaf, Ezlo suddenly realizes something. “Uhh, Kiwi Queen? Didn’t we poison this meatloaf?” “Oh yeah.”

“Hands up, Vartoffee. You’re under arrest.” “You got me,” says the outlaw. Bitzeralisis walks up to him, and searches his pockets for weapons. As he reaches into Vartoffee’s left pocket, he feels something sticky. “Yuck! There’s molten toffee in here!” “Oh, I must have left it in there.” “Ah, and a gun! Oh, this is just gross. It’s all sticky!” As Bitzeralisis tries to get the toffee from his hands, he drops the revolver. Vartoffee quickly grabs it, and shoots the lawman.

Metal Head, Raiser B1ade and Calamity are trying to get into the town’s bank, as three lawmen appear behind them. “Shtop right there! Gun yer dropsh!” Lord Fullbladder takes another swig from his bottle, and falls over. The outlaws start shooting, the lawmen draw their guns too, and bullets fly everywhere. Dragonprime shoots Metal Head, and Calamity hits huyneo. Lord Fullbladder stands up, and tries to shoot Raiser B1ade. That is, he keeps shooting in random directions, hoping to hit the bandit. Unfortunately, he hits himself first.

Vurey Vure, famous gunman and hero of the Wild West, is reading the New York Times. “What? Meatloaftown is under attack by vicious bandits? I have to stop them!” He throws away the newspaper, jumps on his horse, and rides away. A man in a tuxedo watches the hero ride away, and speaks into a microphone: “Will Vurey Vure reach Meatloaftown in time? Can he defeat the outlaws? Will the...” “Stick ‘em up, narrator!” Wild Cassie, a dangerous outlaw and sworn enemy of all narrators, is holding a gun against the narrator’s back. “But suddenly, behind Wild Cassie...” “Shut it, narrator. There ain’t nothin’ behind me.” As the outlaw looks around to be sure, the narrator suddenly turns around, grabs her gun, and shoots her.

Lord Herman
2007-09-24, 03:07 PM
{table]Lawmen|Actions
Akaziel|Air
Baboon Army|Air
Bitzeralisis|pingcode20
Bookboy|Timeout
Castaras|Self
DarkCorax|Air
Dr. Bath|Self
dragonprime|Self
Draken|Kantur
Ezlo|Self
Fleeing Coward|Timeout
Hoggy|Captain van der Decken
huyneo|Raiser B1ade
Kiwi Queen|Self
Krursk|Traveling Angel
Lord Fullbladder|Raiser B1ade
Mad Wizard|Indurain
Raeden|Air
RocketBard|Indurain
Shadow|Self
Stu42|Self
Vuurmeester|Air
Zar Peter|Self
Outlaws|Actions
alec|Dr. Bath
Almighty Salmon|Self
Atreyu|Draken
Banjo1985|Self
Calamity|huyneo
Captain van der Decken|Akaziel
Destro Yersul|Shadow
evnafets|Timeout
Fredricus|Timeout
HyramGraff|Air
Indurain|Zar Peter
Ink|Zar Peter
Kantur|Mad Wizard
Metal Head|dragonprime
Neodan282|Air
pingcode20|Self
PirateMonk|Bookboy
radikalskippy|Zar Peter
Raiser B1ade|Self
Terumitsu|Timeout
Therarde|Krursk
Traveling Angel|Air
Vampiric|Hoggy[/table]


Lawmen
Baboon Army
DarkCorax
Dr. Bath
dragonprime
Fleeing Coward - Sheriff
Raeden - Wears brightly coloured pants
RocketBard
Shadow
Vuurmeester (Vurey Vure)
Zar Peter - Piano man
Akaziel
Bitzeralisis
Bookboy (Brisco Country Bookboy)
Castaras
Draken - Deputy
Ezlo - Mayor
Hoggy - Pirate donkey lawman
huyneo
Kiwi Queen - Mayor's sister
Krursk - On train with cannon
Lord Fullbladder - Drunk lawman
Mad Wizard
Stu42


Outlaws
Atreyu
Calamity
evnafets
Fredricus
HyramGraff
Neodan282 - Anti-lawyer
pingcode (Vartoffee)
PirateMonk
Raiser B1ade - On the winning team
Terumitsu - Black hat
Therarde
Vampiric (Señor Vampiricos)
alec (Sundance Monkey)
Almighty Salmon
banjo1985 (Banjo Boyd)
Captain van der Decken (Butch Cassidy)
Destro Yersul
Indurain (El Indurain) - Bandit leader
Ink
Kantur
Metal Head
radikalskippy (Skippy Dalton) - Shorter than Joe
Traveling Angel


Please submit your actions before Thursday, 17:00 GMT.

Studoku
2007-09-24, 03:10 PM
Balconies really aren't safe. Where's a flumpth when you need one?

Vampiric
2007-09-24, 03:14 PM
*surprise*





I live!

But my name wasn't used...:smallfrown:

Senor Vampiricos

Almighty Salmon
2007-09-24, 03:17 PM
Oh noes!

Me and Banjo got blown up :smallbiggrin:

Lord Herman
2007-09-24, 03:18 PM
*surprise*





I live!

But my name wasn't used...:smallfrown:

Senor Vampiricos

Oops, must have missed that. I'll correct it.

Indurain
2007-09-24, 03:19 PM
I'm finally made the leader of the team, and I get a triple death. What a waste of a great chance.

Is there a most deadened award? Shot by 2 people and then nailed by a suicide? That's gotta get me something...right?

Vampiric
2007-09-24, 03:20 PM
Which bit? Me living, or my name?:smallamused:

Therarde
2007-09-24, 03:41 PM
Ha, that's for the last round, Krusk!

Oh, and I'm alive. Yay!

Captain van der Decken
2007-09-24, 03:50 PM
Note to self:

I always, without fail, get attacked in the first round.

DraPrime
2007-09-24, 04:31 PM
Too bad no one else shot at me. They would be dead along with Metal Head.

Hoggy
2007-09-24, 04:36 PM
Note to self:

I always, without fail, get attacked in the first round.

My pleasure, good sir!

Ezlo
2007-09-24, 04:41 PM
Yummy yummy Meatloaf.:smallbiggrin:

Is there a badge for "Lead Most Sides"? Because I think I might be a candidate.

huyneo
2007-09-24, 04:47 PM
God danggit!
everytime i shoot someone, they shoot themselves....

Kiwi Queen
2007-09-24, 04:54 PM
Yummy meatloaf.....

But, if Ezlo and I poisoned the meatloaf, then why was I trying to give it to the lawmen before, in the intro? Doesn't that mean that Ezlo and I were bandits, because we were trying to poison the town? :smallconfused:

huyneo
2007-09-24, 04:57 PM
you poisoned it in the morning because everyone loves meatloaf, and the bandits were sure to eat it

Metal Head
2007-09-24, 07:19 PM
Nooooooooooooooooooo!

pingcode20
2007-09-24, 10:48 PM
YES! I AM INVINCIBLE! *Is promptly killed by liquid nitrogen*

Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins
2007-09-24, 11:03 PM
Yay! My name magically became Captain van der Decken! Or van der Decken had the same instincts as me.

Lord Herman
2007-09-25, 12:26 AM
Uh... oops. Fixed that.

banjo1985
2007-09-25, 04:02 AM
Oh no, blown up by my own side :smallbiggrin:

Bano & Salmon will have their revenge!

RocketBard
2007-09-26, 06:51 PM
Deputy Doo-Dah strikes again!

Neodan282
2007-09-26, 08:49 PM
BTW... I don't want myself and lawyers be like Ezlo and meatloaf, it just seemed fitting for the theme!

Edit: It is Thursday night, When will the update come?

Lord Herman
2007-09-28, 01:28 AM
Writing now.

Lord Herman
2007-09-28, 05:15 AM
“Right,” says DarkCorax, “you shot Hoggy, so I guess you’ll have to take his place.” “Wuh... what?” asks Señor Vampiricos. “Well, we’re two players short now, so the least you can do is fill in for Hoggy.” “But...” “You’re the wagon. Come on, it’s your turn!” Señor Vampiricos is about to buy Dodge City as four more outlaws walk into the room with guns drawn. “Hey, PirateMonk, you’ve gotta see this! These lawmen got this game...” “Shut up, Vampiricos. We’re here to shoot up this town, not to play games with lawmen!” “I thought we were here to steal the gold...” “Oh, yeah, the gold. That too.” “Can I please finish this game?” “No, Vampiricos, you can’t! Now stop whining! We’re going to the bank!” “Now listen here,” says Raeden, “you can’t just...” “Yes, I can,” says PirateMonk, and shoots Raeden. Vampiricos heroically jumps in front of the lawman, but misses the bullet, and lands on Baboon Army, who starts shooting too. He doesn’t hit anything, though, and is shot by evnafets and Terumitsu. DarkCorax tries to strangle Fredricus, but the outlaw draws his gun and shoots him. “Come on, you idiots, let’s go!” says PirateMonk.

Fleeing Coward stands up, recovered from the shock. “That’s it, I’m handing in my badge. This job is getting too dangerous.” “Hey, look, it’s the sheriff!” says evnafets. “Let’s shoot him!” says Fredricus. “Don’t bother,” says PirateMonk, “he’s passed out. Come, let’s go to the saloon.”

The outlaws enter the saloon, and find a whole bunch of outlaws and lawmen pointing guns at each other. “What’s this, then?” he asks. Calamity, keeping his gun pointed at Shadow, says: “It’s what you might call a standoff. Neodan, Vartoffee, Therarde, and I were planning to shoot these lawmen, but it would seem that they want to do the same with us.” “And what is the piano guy doing?” “He’s just playing the piano. I don’t think he’s noticed us.” “What do we do now?” asks Terumitsu. “Do as we always do. When in doubt, set something on fire.” PirateMonk lights a match, and tosses it into a puddle of liquor. Evnafets, Fredricus, Terumitsu and PirateMonk flee the burning building, closely followed by RocketBard. “Maybe we should get out of here, Dr. Bath,” says dragonprime, as the saloon collapses. The outlaws try to get away, but RocketBard shoots Terumitsu in the back.

In the bank, HyramGraff is having a problem. “Uhh... Raiser B1ade?” “Yeah?” “How do you... uh... open this thing?” The cast iron box is locked, and HyramGraff isn’t a very good locksmith. “Maybe we could... uh... drop it from the window or something?” “Nah, I don’t think that will work. Wait, I have an idea,” says HyramGraff. “What if we use dynamite?” “What?” “Like they do in movies! You just pile a lot of dynamite next to the box, and blow it to smithereens!” “Are you sure that’ll work?” “Of course! I brought five sticks of dynamite. Should be enough, I think.”

Vurey Vure rides into town, and looks around. “Time to teach those outlaws a lesson.” As he dismounts, a masked outlaw walks up to him. “Alright, outlaw, stick ‘em up. Your warrant says ‘dead or alive’, and I’d rather not... oh wait, never mind. It says ‘dead or also dead’. Sorry, partner.” The outlaw bleats, and tries to draw his gun, which is rather hard if you don’t have opposable thumbs. “What’s with bleating? Hey, wait a minute... you’re a llama!” Atreyu shrieks, fumbles with his gun, gives up, and leaps at Vurey. A few vicious llama bites later, the famous hero is no more.

Lord Herman
2007-09-28, 05:17 AM
{table]Lawmen|Actions
Baboon Army|Vampiric
DarkCorax|Fredricus
Dr. Bath|Self
dragonprime|Self
Fleeing Coward|Air
Raeden|Air
RocketBard|Terumitsu
Shadow|Self
Vuurmeester|Air
Zar Peter|Self
Outlaws|Actions
Atreyu|Vuurmeester
Calamity|Self
evnafets|Baboon Army
Fredricus|Self
HyramGraff|Air
Neodan282|Self
pingcode20|Self
PirateMonk|Raeden
Raiser B1ade|Timeout
Terumitsu|Baboon Army
Therarde|Self
Vampiric|Self[/table]


Lawmen
Fleeing Coward - Sheriff
RocketBard
Akaziel
Baboon Army
Bitzeralisis
Bookboy (Brisco Country Bookboy)
Castaras
DarkCorax
Dr. Bath
dragonprime
Draken - Deputy
Ezlo - Mayor
Hoggy - Pirate donkey lawman
huyneo
Kiwi Queen - Mayor's sister
Krursk - On train with cannon
Lord Fullbladder - Drunk lawman
Mad Wizard
Raeden - Wears brightly coloured pants
Shadow
Stu42
Vuurmeester (Vurey Vure)
Zar Peter - Piano man


Outlaws
Atreyu
evnafets
Fredricus
HyramGraff
PirateMonk
Raiser B1ade - On the winning team
Vampiric (Señor Vampiricos)
alec (Sundance Monkey)
Almighty Salmon
banjo1985 (Banjo Boyd)
Calamity
Captain van der Decken (Butch Cassidy)
Destro Yersul
Indurain (El Indurain) - Bandit leader
Ink
Kantur
Metal Head
Neodan282 - Anti-lawyer
pingcode (Vartoffee)
radikalskippy (Skippy Dalton) - Shorter than Joe
Terumitsu - Black hat
Therarde
Traveling Angel


Please submit your actions before Saturday, 17:00 GMT.

banjo1985
2007-09-28, 05:19 AM
Go fellow outlaws! Looking a bit grim for those last two lawmen :smallamused:

Raeden
2007-09-28, 05:53 AM
Awww. There goes my strategy of killing the air :(

Fleeing Coward
2007-09-28, 05:55 AM
How am I still living? I clearly remembered asking to shoot the narrator :smallbiggrin:

EDIT: Someone please shoot me this time, I don't want to die :smallwink:

DraPrime
2007-09-28, 07:36 PM
Nothing hurts quite like having a saloon collapse on you.

Lord Herman
2007-09-29, 11:18 AM
I won't have time to write the story tonight, so I'm moving the deadline to Tomorrow, 10:00 GMT.

I still need quite a number of actions, so please submit them in time.

huyneo
2007-09-29, 03:27 PM
Fleeing coward Didn't shoot himself!?
What!?
Is this an alternate demension!?!?

Traveling_Angel
2007-09-29, 11:40 PM
^ According most alternate dimension theories, Yes, as we are not the "central" dimension, just another string lined next to other strings.

What?:smallbiggrin:

Krursk
2007-09-30, 04:44 AM
Yes, a few people survived, so vacation didn't impair my ability to join in the next round

Lord Herman
2007-09-30, 04:58 AM
Okay, time's up. Writing now.

Fleeing Coward
2007-09-30, 05:27 AM
I knew I forgot to submit something and now I remember what it was :smalltongue:

Lord Herman
2007-09-30, 06:51 AM
“Sheriff? Sheriff, wake up!” Fleeing Coward opens his eyes. “RocketBard? What’s happening?” “The bandits, sheriff. They’re robbing the bank! What are we going to do?” “Where is everybody?” “They’re all dead. We’re the only ones left. We’ve got to do something!” “Okay, I’ve got an idea. Let’s take those horses and run for it.” “Very funny, sheriff. Come, we’ve got to stop the outlaws.”

The bandits are gathered outside the bank. “Okay, HyramGraff, light the fuse,” says PirateMonk. A few seconds later, there is a loud bang, and the bank explodes. “What the... how much dynamite did you use?” “Well, there was my five sticks... and Raiser B1ade had another three... evnafets had four... and Atreyu had twenty-eight. That’s... uh...” “Forty. FORTY?” The bandits look at the pile of smoking rubble that was the bank. Atreyu grins. “You were supposed to open the box, not blow it up! One stick of dynamite would have been more than enough, you morons!” PirateMonk sighs. “Come, let’s see if there’s anything left of the gold.”

“Not so fast,” says RocketBard, aiming his revolver at the bandits. “You’re under arrest. Drop your weapons.” Fredricus raises his hand. “Yes?” “Uh... we’re not holding any weapons.” “Oh. Uh... well, then draw your weapons, and then drop them.” The bandits draw their weapons, and PirateMonk shoots Fleeing Coward’s hat off his head, causing the sheriff to pass out again. “Did you really expect us to drop our weapons? Do you really think we’re that stupid?” PirateMonk looks around, and slaps his forehead, as the other bandits pick up their guns.

Lord Herman
2007-09-30, 06:52 AM
{table]Lawmen|Actions
Fleeing Coward|Timeout
RocketBard|Timeout
Outlaws|Actions
Atreyu|Air
evnafets|Air
Fredricus|Air
HyramGraff|Air
PirateMonk|Air
Raiser B1ade|Air
Vampiric|Air[/table]


Lawmen
Fleeing Coward - Sheriff
RocketBard
Akaziel
Baboon Army
Bitzeralisis
Bookboy (Brisco Country Bookboy)
Castaras
DarkCorax
Dr. Bath
dragonprime
Draken - Deputy
Ezlo - Mayor
Hoggy - Pirate donkey lawman
huyneo
Kiwi Queen - Mayor's sister
Krursk - On train with cannon
Lord Fullbladder - Drunk lawman
Mad Wizard
Raeden - Wears brightly coloured pants
Shadow
Stu42
Vuurmeester (Vurey Vure)
Zar Peter - Piano man


Outlaws
Atreyu
evnafets
Fredricus
HyramGraff
PirateMonk
Raiser B1ade - On the winning team
Vampiric (Señor Vampiricos)
alec (Sundance Monkey)
Almighty Salmon
banjo1985 (Banjo Boyd)
Calamity
Captain van der Decken (Butch Cassidy)
Destro Yersul
Indurain (El Indurain) - Bandit leader
Ink
Kantur
Metal Head
Neodan282 - Anti-lawyer
pingcode (Vartoffee)
radikalskippy (Skippy Dalton) - Shorter than Joe
Terumitsu - Black hat
Therarde
Traveling Angel


Please submit your actions before Tuesday, 17:00 GMT.

Fleeing Coward
2007-09-30, 06:58 AM
hmm, looks like my inactivity saved me for once. This time I really am going to shoot myself or maybe just turn the llama into sushi again :smallbiggrin:

Vampiric
2007-09-30, 10:42 AM
Holy Flying Monkeys! I STILL live!:smallsmile:

Wait... that means I can still die!:smalleek:

Therarde
2007-09-30, 11:40 AM
Nobody did anything that round? Wow.

huyneo
2007-09-30, 01:27 PM
wow.... i think this is the most inactive turn ever.....
no one did anything!

DraPrime
2007-09-30, 02:25 PM
I think this is almost as pointless as that round in the last game where all that happened was that Atreyu won at monopoly.

huyneo
2007-09-30, 04:02 PM
it is more pointless beacause more people did it

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2007-09-30, 05:39 PM
I beg to differ...based of the expected projections of our foes, shooting the air was a very viable strategy.

Studoku
2007-09-30, 05:53 PM
Too many people know that startegy now.

The best strategy would probably be targetting both members of the opposite team once while eveyone else airshots.

evnafets
2007-09-30, 06:13 PM
Too many people know that startegy now.

The best strategy would probably be targetting both members of the opposite team once while eveyone else airshots.

You know thats a great idea! Lets do that
Oh except FleeingCoward has said hes going to commit suicide this round.
So lets just shoot RocketBard, and let the sheriff kill himself.

Fleeing Coward
2007-09-30, 06:14 PM
@^ I said I was going to shoot myself or turn the llama into sushi so your best plan would be to have the llama shoot himself, someone else shoot Rocketbard while he shoots himself and me shooting at evnafets to even the odds abit :smallbiggrin:

Air shotting was strategically sound there even though everyone knows it considering my history of shooting myself. It was just bad luck on their part that me and Rocketbard forgot to submit an action last round.

Krursk
2007-10-01, 02:58 AM
And now for a complete non sequiter: I wonder what happened to Silkenfist. It's fun running two RAFs at any one time.

Vampiric
2007-10-01, 06:46 AM
LH, is there a medal for members of a team with the most air shots in a round?:smallbiggrin::smalltongue:

Skippy
2007-10-01, 07:15 AM
What a funny round!! Those villains are the anti-air squad...

evnafets
2007-10-01, 04:47 PM
@^ I said I was going to shoot myself or turn the llama into sushi so your best plan would be to have the llama shoot himself, someone else shoot Rocketbard while he shoots himself and me shooting at evnafets to even the odds abit :smallbiggrin:

Air shotting was strategically sound there even though everyone knows it considering my history of shooting myself. It was just bad luck on their part that me and Rocketbard forgot to submit an action last round.

But if you're doing one of shooting yourself or turning the llama into sushi, how are you going to be able to shoot me as well?
Ok, if you're going to shoot me I better commit suicide then.

Unless you WANT me to do that, which means you won't shoot me which means I should shoot the llama myself just to make sure.

Thats it! Shoot the Llama!

Lord Herman
2007-10-02, 10:15 AM
The deadline is in an hour and a half, and I still need four out of nine actions. Please submit them in time.

Alright, time's up, lots of time-outs. Writing now.

Lord Herman
2007-10-02, 12:36 PM
A cricket chirps. A tumbleweed bush rolls by. We see a close-up of PirateMonk’s eyes, and then of RocketBard’s. Ennio Morricone starts playing dramatic music. Finally, RocketBard says: “Wait a minute, what happened to the box? What did you bandits do with the box?” PirateMonk looks around. “No idea. These morons blew up the bank with forty sticks of dynamite, so the box could be anywhere. Now be reasonable. We outnumber you seven to two. Just put away your guns, and we’ll leave your town. There ain’t no more box of gold to steal, after all.” “Uh, PirateMonk?” “Yeah?” “Shouldn’t we plunder the shops? And the mayor’s house?” “Good idea, Fredricus. Okay, put your guns away, and we’ll plunder the town and leave.” “Uhm... no?” says RocketBard. “Well, in that case... Vampiricos?” “Yeah?” “Shoot him.” “What, Fredricus?” “Huh?” “You want me to shoot Fredricus?” “No, shoot the deputy!” “Oh, okay,” says Señor Vampiricos, and shoots Radikalskippy. “Heh,” he says, grinning. “What?” “I shot the deputy, but I didn’t shoot the sheriff.”

Suddenly, Atreyu looks up, and bleats loudly. “What, Atreyu?” asks PirateMonk. Atreyu bleats again. “I don’t speak Spanish. What’s he saying, Vampiricos?” “He says: ‘catch it! catch it!’” “Catch what?” The masked bandit suddenly leaps forward and lands on the sheriff, as a large metal box lands on them and crushes them both. “Oh, there’s the box,” says PirateMonk. “Look, it’s cracked open!” says HyramGraff. “Let’s see what’s inside!” The bandits gather around the broken box, and PirateMonk kicks it open. Gold bars and thousands of dollar bills spill out. “Aww,” says Señor Vampiricos, as the other bandits cheer and stuff their pockets with gold and cash, “and I was expecting a spoon!”

Lord Herman
2007-10-02, 12:38 PM
{table]Lawmen|Actions
Fleeing Coward|Timeout
RocketBard|Timeout
Outlaws|Actions
Atreyu|Self
evnafets|Timeout
Fredricus|Air
HyramGraff|Air
PirateMonk|Air
Raiser B1ade|Timeout
Vampiric|RocketBard[/table]


All the lawmen have died a timeouty death. The outlaws have won! Congratulations!


Medals:
Remember, for the overall awards, in case of a tie, no medal is awarded.

Gold Cup - Most Wins
1. HyramGraff, with 10 points
2. Fredricus, with 7 points
3. Atreyu, Destro Yersul, Indurain, pingcode20, Raiser B1ade, and RocketBard, with 6 points
4. -
5. -
(2 points for surviving a round, 1 point for just being on the winning team)


Red Medal - Most Kills
This game:
Vampiric and Zar Peter, with 3 kills each
Overall:
1. Raiser B1ade, with 11 kills
2. pingcode20, with 10 kills
3. Khaldan and Zar Peter, with 9 kills
4. -
5. Atreyu, with 8 kills


Green Medal - Survival
This game:
Atreyu, evnafets, Fleeing Coward, Fredricus, HyramGraff, PirateMonk, Raiser B1ade, RocketBard, Vampiric
Overall:
1. HyramGraff and pingcode20, with 16 rounds
2. -
3. RocketBard, with 14 rounds
4. Raiser B1ade, with 13 rounds
5. Akaziel, Fleeing Coward, and Fredricus, with 10 rounds


Blue Medal - Pacifist Award
This game:
HyramGraff, with 4 airshots
Overall:
1. HyramGraff and pingcode20, with 11 airshots
2. -
3. Akaziel, with 9 airshots
4. Fredricus, with 8 airshots
5. Ink, with 7 airshots


Purple Medal - Got shot at most
This game:
Zar Peter, got shot at 3 times
Overall:
1. Atreyu, Moon Called, pingcode20, and Zar Peter, got shot at 9 times
2. -
3. -
4. -
5. Baboon Army and Raiser B1ade, got shot at 8 times


Yellow Medal - Not got shot at most
This game:
Atreyu, evnafets, Fleeing Coward, HyramGraff, PirateMonk, didn't get shot at 4 rounds
Overall:
1. HyramGraff, didn't get shot at 18 rounds
2. RocketBard, didn't get shot at 17 rounds
3. pingcode20, didn't get shot at 16 rounds
4. Akaziel, Fleeing Coward, and Raiser B1ade, didn't get shot at 13 rounds


Badges
Black Badge (first round casualty) - Lord Fullbladder (6 deaths in the first round)
Lime Badge (seppuku master) - Fleeing Coward (6 deaths by seppuku)
Orange Badge (most effective suicide) - Tied
Brown Badge (largest lynch mob) - Tied
Magenta Badge (longest chain of kills) - Ink (8 people in chain)
White Badge (sole survivor) - Raiser B1ade (6 rounds alone)

HyramGraff
2007-10-02, 12:45 PM
Woohoo! My team won again.

Also, I wonder if I managed to get any of the gold medals from pingcode20. Edit: I now see that I've been able to wrest them away from pingcode but haven't yet claimed them for myself. (This may be a one sided rivalry, but I'm having fun with it. :smallsmile: )

Vampiric
2007-10-02, 12:46 PM
Hehe.:smallbiggrin:

Excellent writing, LH. *quoted and sigged*

Fredricus
2007-10-02, 12:48 PM
What was with all the timeouts!!?

No fight to the end:smallconfused:

Lord Herman
2007-10-02, 01:49 PM
You can now see your medals here (http://home.planet.nl/~hdgoede/tdg/StickArt/Gallery/TeamRAF.html).

Zar Peter
2007-10-02, 02:58 PM
I really, really didn't expect that I am one of the ones who got shot at most.

Lord Herman
2007-10-02, 03:25 PM
Ideas for the next game:
- An archaeological expedition versus the perils of the jungle
- Medieval warfare, possibly Scots versus English
- Napoleontic warfare, maybe Waterloo
- Some Sci-Fi setting we haven't done yet
- Adventurers versus Random Encounters

Any suggestions are welcome.

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2007-10-02, 04:03 PM
The perils of the jungle sounds fun!!!

DraPrime
2007-10-02, 04:18 PM
We could do the cold war. Communists vs. Capitalists.

HyramGraff
2007-10-02, 04:28 PM
How about red vs blue as an idea?

Therarde
2007-10-02, 09:37 PM
Apples against oranges?

Fleeing Coward
2007-10-02, 09:38 PM
Aww, my plan would have worked perfectly... if I remembered to send in my actions :smallfrown:

Krursk
2007-10-02, 11:09 PM
Possibly Command and Conquer? The GDI vs NOD?

banjo1985
2007-10-03, 02:46 AM
Jungle does sound good, bring on the fiendish orang-utans! :smallbiggrin:

Baboon Army
2007-10-03, 09:06 AM
Oh yes! Definately a jungle theme! :smallbiggrin:
*orders army of baboons to ready themselves for a fight*

Vampiric
2007-10-03, 09:19 AM
I say RVB (shotgun Lopez!):smallamused:

or PC's versus random encounter (I'll be a random encounter, please):smallbiggrin:

(LH - shouldn't I have a third bronze cup?)

Oh, ok. Thanks for clearing that up.:smallbiggrin:

Lord Herman
2007-10-03, 09:26 AM
(LH - shouldn't I have a third bronze cup?)

You don't get a bronze cup if you survive a game, only a silver one. The bronze cup means your team won the game but you didn't survive, and the silver cup means you're one of the surviving winners.