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Mordokai
2007-11-01, 09:42 AM
"Oooooo, a katana fight. This is turning out better than I hoped. Lets make it a tiny bit more interesting, shall we?"

With that, Mordokai flies down to Dean and starts sucking his vitality out of his body.

"Nothing personal Dean, I just never liked you. You scream way too much."

Ezlo
2007-11-01, 09:49 AM
Ezlo smashes through Zombies like there's no tomorrow, which apparently there isn't, trying to get closer to Draken.

Draken
2007-11-01, 11:59 AM
<Mumbling arcane words>

A nameless zombie stands up, his flesh freezes, the skin of his face falls revealing white bone, and a halo of blue flames form around his scalp.

For now, this body will sufice to defend myself against you Ezlo, prepare to meet the frost clutches of death.

The undead attacks Ezlo with icy claws, and Draken wonders what happened to his (un)life drain against Ezlo.

Ezlo
2007-11-01, 12:18 PM
((Whoops, forgot about that.))


Ezlo falls over dead for the last time. Hopefully his dramatic charge and close relationship to Pingcode and Dean will give them the drive to overcome their challenges in the way only heartbroken main characters can.

Inhuman Bot
2007-11-01, 12:32 PM
( heh yeah. GOod luck indeed pwenet)

"Wait here Huyno" Slaanash runs to Drakken yelling "LEERO... er SLAANESH!!!!!!!
"HADOKEN" Slaanesh trys to attack drakken before retreating. (haloken, 8-bit theatere reference.)

Draken
2007-11-01, 12:36 PM
(D - R - A - K - E - N

Got it? Ok.)

Pretentious fool! Don't you know that the Leeroy Jenkins tactic is good for nothing best of wiping out your raid party?

Thanks to Slaanesh's unplaned attack, hordes of elite zombie mobs gather on his group, and begin wiping out the party, forcing everyone to reset the instance.

(>>)

Ezlo
2007-11-01, 02:22 PM
Ezlo comes back as a ghost, 'cause he just ain't done yet!:smalltongue:

"Dean! Use this my friend! It protects you from the negative energies of the zombies!"

Ezlo throws him a corporeal tin foil hat. He also throws one to Pingcode for good measure.

Pwenet
2007-11-01, 03:38 PM
FREEZE!!!!

No more actions shall be accepted.

Inhuman Bot
2007-11-01, 03:55 PM
FREEZE!!!!

No more actions shall be accepted.

ooc: :elan: DUN DUN DUN DUUUNN!!!!! is this rp or real actions? also will you be able to narrerate today?

"I don't care if your name is Draken Drakken or Draken-is-a-power-mad-rules-of-the-universe-bending-overexagerating-fool! (which is ture. no offense at your good rping Draken, but an unstoppable lich and a death Knight and Wraith? its invasion of the ZOMBIES. I dont know how to spell overexagerate, and I dont theink that's right) after preaparing a maximized,extended,quickend,still,silent,focused, etc. Meteor swarm for just this occasion Slaabnesh blasts Draken with it. ( what? he's a lich, there's zombies, time travel why not wizard/psions?) " Also it's not the Leeroy Jenkins tactic, it's the much more succesful Slaanesh tactic!"
( tell me what the sequel is called when you make it please, Pwenetr.)

pingcode20
2007-11-01, 04:32 PM
((Meh. We've gotten all the actions out ages ago now. I'm going to RP the final attack.))

"SIX..."

Pingcode drops his leg to the ground and moves his hands across his chest

"BOOKS..."

He throws his arms to the sides, outstretched with two enormous 'For Dummies' volumes.

"FLYING..."

He leans back, as if to jump.

"FAIRY!"

Pingcode leaps into the air, spinning around rapidly, and sending thousands of razor-sharp plastic and paper shards everywhere, tumbling onto the roof and kicking off into the air.

As he soars into the sky, the roof of the mall becoming tiny in comparison, he releases four more books and turns around. He begins falling to the ground, and his fist punches through all four together, creating plumes of shredded paper around him as he plummeted towards Jerry.

Pwenet
2007-11-01, 04:38 PM
Narration will come today, after I down a bottle of liquid courage.

*Chugs the contents of a nameless bottle.*

10 points for whomever can ID what I just drank. I'll give you a hint, it is red!

And I just got all the "basic" actions down, now it is writing time.

Mordokai
2007-11-01, 04:46 PM
You got infected by Korias anor Trix and are now drinking blood? Oh, woe is us, zombies, wraiths, and other "lesser" undeads :smallamused:

Or was it strawberry juice?

Dean Fellithor
2007-11-01, 05:06 PM
"Oooooo, a katana fight. This is turning out better than I hoped. Lets make it a tiny bit more interesting, shall we?"

With that, Mordokai flies down to Dean and starts sucking his vitality out of his body.

"Nothing personal Dean, I just never liked you. You scream way too much."

"But the thing is...you can never turn me into a Zombie, I've been bitten by a Vampire before...mwauhahaHAHAHA!"

*Dean grabs the throat of Mordokai and Rips out his spinal cord through his mouth.*

Mordokai
2007-11-01, 05:14 PM
"Oh woe is me, my unlfe is over. Just a sec... I'm wraith now, dumbass, I don't have a spine."

Mordokai snaps Dean silly, and then floats away, not deming Dean worth of his attention.

Draken
2007-11-01, 05:15 PM
(Ok, now I must say, Dean, proper RPing asks you not to do things like:


*Dean grabs the throat of Mordokai and Rips out his spinal cord through his mouth.*

It is not very polite, you should do as Ezlo and I were doing, in such a case it would be like this.


*Dean attempts to grab Mordocai's throat and rip out his spinal cord through his mouth*

There are many reasons for this, first, the adversary could dodge the first attack, or try and bite out your hand when you put it inside his mouth.

And Slaanesh, I didn't begin the madness, I just taged along, and it was fun, that is what matters.)

...the Sky!!

Yes, I am sure some know the spell Apocalipse from the Sky, others don't, nasty thing, sends a shockwave of energy in a 10 mile radius/caster level, or just 170 miles in this case, the lowest level avaiable.

Nuke 'em with the frost wave, haha.

Ezlo
2007-11-01, 05:26 PM
But now that the thing is over and Pwenet is writing the ending whose to say whether we can godRP or not.


*Ezlo blows up the mall with nitroglycerin*

Almighty Salmon
2007-11-01, 05:40 PM
Pingcode plummets towards Jerry at a tremendous speed. The ex-Janitor can't possibly move out the way fast enough. With amazing momentum Pingcode smashes into Jerry knocking him to the floor and wounding his head badly.

He looks up at Pingcode with his eyes, turned back to normal. No more hate in them.

Uh.. Pingcode? I-is.. that you? Graghh!

He spasms a bit, with blood leaking out the sides of his mouth and nostrils.

I.. feel the need for flesh. Pingcode, I'm sorry for attacking you.. *wheeze* That wasn't me back then... I would never associate myself with that monstrousity.. Yet soon i will turn back into him..

He touches his forehead, to see the blood pouring out of it.

I ask one favour of you old friend.. See that Katana there.. *Cough* That your friend threw towards me, Use it. Finish me off.. Chop my head off.. That should do it. *Wheeze* I don't want to hurt anymore people... I'm an abomination.. I deserve to be killed i, but i still deserve a dignified death i think.. and what more dignified way than to be killed by my best friend..

His eyes Mist up, as they start to turn a shade of red again.

You've been a good pal old buddy.. I wish you all the best with your life.. Live a good one..

His eyes turn pure red again. The hate returns to him, Yet you can tell a part of Jerry is still there. Yearning to be killed.

((How Sad :smallfrown: I ask for nobody else to kill Pingcode or I. Even if it's after Pwenet has finished the final narration. I'd still like to see Pingcode's response and give our fight a good ending.))

EmeraldRose
2007-11-01, 05:58 PM
"But the thing is...you can never turn me into a Zombie, I've been bitten by a Vampire before...mwauhahaHAHAHA!"
*snip*


((What? Does being bitten by the vampire prevent being turned into a zombie? Because I was bitten by the vampire...:smallconfused: ))

pingcode20
2007-11-01, 06:21 PM
Pingcode picks up the sword, and raises it over his head.

"Goodbye, Old Friend. See you in the next life." he sighs, before bringing down the weapon across the zombie's neck, severing the head cleanly in two.

Dropping the sword, Pingcode picks up the lifeless corpse of his friend, the Janitor, and jumped down from the roof, his robes and headband changing back into his AC Technician's uniform.

Jerry the Rat scampers up onto his shoulder, and they walk slowly into the sunset, ignoring the chaos around them.

"Come on. Jerry deserves a better funeral than this." he says to the sword-wielding rat on his shoulder, as their departing forms dwindled.

Pwenet
2007-11-01, 07:40 PM
And now, a moment of your time……..

Panting wearily, Androgial pauses for a second, and turns to look back the path he just traveled. The flickering flames of the burning barricades, now setting parts of the mall on fire illuminate the scene of death and destruction. Zombies run after the few survivors as they scatter. Other survivors attack each other, blaming each of their situation, other huddle in small corner, praying or going catatonic.

Touching his stomach, he feels the metal pole that was driven into his chest from the explosion. Blood drips around the edges, and he is started to feel so very cold. Sinking to the ground, he watches as Slaanesh is attacked by Huyneo with several zombies watching warily. Hearing a noise, he turns his head, and sees the red glow of a zombie, crouched next to him, looking at him with intense curiosity.

Sadly for Androgial, neither the blood loss nor the pole tearing his internal organs apart slowly with each breath free him from consciousness, and when the zombie starts nibbling pieces of his flesh off, and chewing them with a happy look to the decaying face, he experiences each and every single sensation with such clarity that he has never been felt before. The feeling takes mere minutes, especially once other zombies make their way over to feed, yet to Androgial the torture lasts an eternity until finally he passes from this world, his mortal form used to fuel the zombies as they wander off towards more prey.

As for Slaanesh, he fends off an attack from a maddened Huyneo, who beats him furiously with his clue stick enhanced with rusty nails, his blows splitting apart flesh, sending flecks of blood flying through the air and ripping the flesh apart. As several teeth leave their mounts in Slaanesh’s mouth, he stumbles to the ground, spitting up blood, looking up at Huyneo, his fists covered with blood, the clue stick literally soaked in blood. Turning to look around him, Huyneo smirks and runs off, leaving Slaanesh as an excellent distraction for the oncoming zombie horde. Knocked nearly senseless from the beating, he is only dimly aware of Freshmeat filling himself up on the precious flesh that made up Slaanesh. The zombies, hungry and riled up by the fires, leave only a few pieces of bones when they are done.

In another corner stands a zombie, somehow twisted by the process, wielding dark powers. Attacking him are two creatures that most of the population believe to by a myth, vampires. The newest member to the world of vampires, Trix furiously dodges the fireballs and explosive spells from the lich Draken. Her unnatural grace and agility serve her well as her companion, Korias rushes in, taking advantage of her distracting the lich and having grabbed a large structural beam that had fallen to the ground.

Switching it like a child would swing a branch, Korias smashes the beam across Draken chest, sending the lich flying. Trix follows quickly, blood rushing through her veins that is not her own, and she gives fully into her dark nature. She leaps at the fallen lich, and her face, with an expression of enjoying the hunt, turns into confusion, then pain as she looks down and sees Draken arm sticking into it. She is dimly aware of pain in her back, and tries to turn, but the maddened lich, wanting to end this and go after the flesh of proper prey, mutters ancient words.

The body of Trix bursts into flames from the inside out, and a piercing odor fills the area as the screaming vampire rips herself, and Draken’s arm away from him, which drops the organ commonly known as a heart, and stumbles towards Korias while Draken beats the flames off of him. Separated from Draken, Trix stops, and walks under a hole in the ceiling with falling rainwater, which quenches the flames, leaving her horrifically burned, so badly that seared flesh gives way to white bone, yet she steps forward, one step at a time, until she collapses at the feet of Korias.

Holding her mangled form Korias watches as she shudders, and coughs weakly and turns into ash in his arms. As her form falls around the room, Korias stands up, his expression unreadable, and walks calmly towards the lich, who has by this point managed to have stop himself from burning, and looks at his missing arm in confusion. The confusion does not last long, for Korias grabs a metal rebar pipe and sprints forward with a blaze of movement, and thrust the pipe forward and into the stomach of Draken. Lifting up and forward, Korias sprints towards a wall, holding the impaled form of Draken at the end of the pipe, and rams it into the wall, driving the pipe into the wall, pinning Draken in turn.

Not content with that action, Korias twists the pipe in the wall, then steps back and picks up two cinderblocks, one per hand. Rushing forward, she slams them into either side of Drakens skull, crushing it into something resembling stew. Dropping the gore soaked blocks, Korias looks down at the fallen zombie who stole the one who he introduced into the joys of night. In frustration, he grabs the closest person, which happens to be Helgraf and rips out his throat, and disregarding the care and traditions he holds, drinks deeply like a barbarian, filling up on the rich blood until nothing is left at all within the veins of Helgraf. Filled, he drops Helgraf like one would drop a soiled tissue and wanders off towards parts unknown.

Eldritch Knight runs through the devastation, his goal simply on the exit. Dodging and twisting around the various zombies, he slams into a fire door, and his eyes widen at the sight of the sun breaking through the dark thunderclouds, as they part slightly. Feeling the warmth over his body from the sunlight, he smiles, then frowns and looks behind him. Approaching behind him are the forms of Kasz and Huyneo still clutching his bloodied and gored “Clue Stick”. The two of them see the sunlight, with Huyneo looking down at his clue stick, and back towards the others, and gestures and they make their way out as the sun is once again covered by the dark thunderclouds, and the torrential rainfall starts joined with loud cracks of thunder.

Yet unknown to the three is Rinquist struggling to rush up behind them. Clutching his torn and mangled arm, he feels the warm sticky blood leaving his body through the torn flesh when a zombie tried to give a zombie hicky to his arm. As he stumbles, his vision wavers, and he feels something hard. Stopping and pausing for a second, he pokes in the gaping wound, and pulls out a zombie tooth. Looking at it in shock, he is unknowing of a tiny piece of the tooth, which broke off and is traveling through his circulatory system, when it runs into a issue. A blood vessel, which happens to have a layer of plaque from various bad food, which the tooth jams into and creates a blockage. Blood pressure increases as the force of his rapidly beating heart presses against the blockage, which does not give. However the walls of the blood vessel do.

It is probably a bad thing that the blood vessel was located in Rinquist brain stem.

As he falls to the ground, paralyzed, bits of his brain still functions enough to realize that this is a really really bad thing about to happen. The various zombies that approach quickly confirm that thought, and add a few new ones about new levels of pain and suffering.

One of those who is confident in his survival is Dean Fellithor, and with good reason. Equipped with a flying DeLorien, multiple weapons and other odds and ends, he violates the laws of physics and the fourth wall. Yet sadly his death is not at the hands of the vampires, which unknown to him have been reduced in number by one. Wait, that still leaves one, and as he runs around doing random things, he bumps literally into the treacherous Korias.

Pulling out his weapons, he points several at Korias, his reply lost in confusion as Korias points behind Dean Fellithor. Not falling for such an obvious ploy, he prepares to at least end the vampire scourge. Yet he suddenly notices pressure on his back, and he is falling forward. And his neck is sore, and feels like he just got a nasty sunburn. His brain races, and quickly sends the following message.

Your NECK is being EATEN FOOL!!!

Artemis97 stands up from the twitching Dean Fellithor, licking her lips as she swallowing the bits of bone, flesh and spinal cord and looking at Korias, but then turns back to the frozen Dean Fellithor and decides to feed on the still living form of a human rather than risk taking on a vampire. Korias watches for a little bit of the feeding, until he too fades away.

Running around with his impromptu flamethrower, Banjo1985 clears himself a path in front of him, sending zombies and those still without a taste for flesh running for cover. Yet one zombie decides to push forward, and Mordokai lets himself be set on fire, and tries to tackle Banjo1985. The fact that one actually ran through the wave of liquid fire, allowing itself to die to a fast of flesh might give one pause, opening up a vulnerability. Yet Banjo1985 leaps to the side, and the burning form of Mordokai falls past him and down a hole into the lower levels. Triumphant, Banjo1985 prepares to make his way back to the exit when the burning form of Mordokai touches against a natural gas pipe, slightly damaged by falling debris and leaking gas slowly.

The explosion engulfs Banjo1985 readily, leaving only bits of charred bone, yet somehow the zombie Mordokai is blown safely aside, still intact and falls into a large puddle, quelling the flames, and thanks to his zombie metabolism, he will live yet another day.

The rapidly series of explosions rip through the mall as the natural gas pipes explodes. Pieces of shrapnel fly through the air, and several sections of the mall collapse and catch on fire, adding to the scenes of destruction.

Poor Jaykell is caught within the explosions, and sent flying through the air, ramming into North, sending the two of them flying through the air, with the zombie North slamming against a collapsing ceiling with enough force to sever his head, with his remains then consumed by a fireball. As for Jaykell, he finds himself impaled on several rebar struts that were blow out of the floor by one of the explosions. Held up in the air like a puppet, his eyes glaze over before the zombies reach him, but they do not care that his flesh is only slightly cooled.

Near another exit stand Therarde and Atreyu the Masked Llama. They seem to be waiting for something when the Fleeing Coward approaches them, holding his pot. He takes a look at the llama, and seems to be ready to start something when the explosions get even more explosively. The three share a glance that they all translate into it is time to get out of here, and the three of them exit into the torrential downpour, with Therarde and Atreyu the Masked Llama sharing a longer glance, and look at Fleeing Coward with a evil glint to their eyes.

Zar Peter the security guard stands near another exit, firing his gun at the zombies, and rapidly running low on ammunition. He sees Evnafets running towards him, only for him to be run down by the forms of Heretic and Traveling Angel, who start to messily eat Evnafets, splitting his various body parts between the two of them.

With a start, a ceiling tile falls, and the dirty and tired form of pingcode20 drops to the ground. He looks out the door that Zar Peter is protecting, and starts to make his way towards it when the door bursts open from the outside in. A mass of zombies from the outside start swarming in, and Zar Peter is quickly overwhelmed, his death screams cut off short as he is quickly fed upon.

Looking upon the horror, and the lack of a exit, Pingcode20 looks up, and prepares to leap up when one of the zombies breaks away from the rest of the pack, and shambles towards him. The zombie, Almighty Salmon seems to be struggling, as if what little remains of his humanity is struggling to the surface, seeking escape from the torment he is undergoing. Taking pity on him, Pingcode20 looks down and sees that magically a katana has appeared on the ground in front of him. He picks it up, and sees that the zombie is still not moving, and in fact the red glow to his eyes is lessened, and the zombie bows its head slightly.

Raising the Katana, he swings it down, only to see Almighty Salmon burst forward and leap at his throat, biting deeply into it, tearing and sucking at it as the two of them fall to the ground. The rest of the zombies then swarm over Pingcode20, feasting upon his form till nothing is left at all.

Outside, the thunderstorms split the air with the battle cries as the heavy rains drench those that have managed to escape from one hell into another. For if one was able to look at the world, they would see only scattered parties of survivors, hunted mercilessly by the roving zombie hordes. No military, no major population centers, no power, no shipments, no internet, no running water. Only the survivors, and the billions of zombies after them.

So Ends Invasion of the Zombies

Those that managed to survive the mall and escaped into parts unknown
Atreyu the Masked LLama
Eldritch Knight
Fleeing Coward
Huyneo
Kasz
Korias
Therarde

You all can proudly put the following into your signatures:
I lived through the Invasion of the Zombies and all I got was this lousy signature thingie made by a lazy narrator. Go me!

Players and their Roles{table]Player | Starting Role | Ending Role | What Happened to them?
Alarra | Power-Walkers from the Retirement Center | Missing (Left the Game) | Unknown
Dr. Bath | Power-Walkers from the Retirement Center | Zombie | Hungry for Brains
Draken | Power-Walkers from the Retirement Center | Zombie | Killed by the Vampires
Raiser_B1ade | Power-Walkers from the Retirement Center | Human/Llama Hybrid | Killed by the Narrator for stealing the zombie Llama in “Llama Llama Duck”
Verrukt | Power-Walkers from the Retirement Center | Power-Walkers from the Retirement Center |
EmeraldRose | Nurse (Power Role) | Zombie | Taking zombie night classes to be a zombie doctor
Radikalskippy | Doctor (Power Role) | Zombie | Lazy Zombie
Zar Peter | Security Guard (Power Role) | Security Guard | Dead
Atreyu the Masked Llama | Enforcer (Inner Circle) | Enforcer | Escaped and enjoying Fleeing Coward Sushi
Helgraf | Mad Scientist (Inner Circle) | Mad Scientist | Killed
Therarde | The Leader (Inner Circle) | The Leader | Escaped and feeding on Fleeing Coward
Evnafets | Initiates (Outer Circle) | Initiate | Killed by Traveling Angel and Heretic
Bookboy | Initiates (Outer Circle) | Initiate | Killed
North | Initiates (Outer Circle) | Zombie | Killed
Heretic | Costumed Lovers | Zombie Vengeful Lovers | Happily engaged – Great discount on rings from the corpses fed upon
Traveling_Angel | Costumed Lovers | Zombie Vengeful Lovers | Happily engaged – Great discount on rings from the corpses fed upon
Dean Fellithor | Vampire Hunter | Vampire Hunter | Killed by Artemis97
Korias | Vampire | Vampire | Escaped into Parts Unknown
pingcode20 | AC Duct Technician | AC Duct Technician | Last human in the mall – Who was also killed
Almighty Salmon | Civilian | Zombie | Feeding on the remains of Pingcode20
Androgial | Civilian | Zombie | Resurrected then Killed
Artemis97 | Civilian | Zombie | Picking her teeth with Dean Fellithors thumb-bone
Banjo1985 | Civilian | Civilian | Killed via massive explosion
Carrion_Humanoid | Civilian | Zombie | Wandering around
CurlyKitGirl | Civilian | Zombie | Killed
dallas-dakota | Civilian | Civilian | Lazy bum who died a lazy bum – Gave zombies indigestion
Dragonprime | Civilian | Civilian | Lazy bum who died a lazy bum – Gave zombies indigestion
Eldritch Knight | Civilian | Civilian | Escaped into the changed world
Ezlo | Civilian | Zombie | Wandering around looking for flesh
Fleeing Coward | Civilian | Civilian | Escaped but was killed by the Cultists and fed upon using his pot. “FLEEING COWARD SUSHI, part of a well-balanced breakfast”
Freshmeat | Civilian | Zombie | Regrew an arm and is missing the new season of 24
Gnome Barbarian | Civilian | Civilian | Killed due to being a lazy bum
Huyneo | Civilian | Civilian | Escaped into the changed world
Jaykell | Civilian | Civilian | Killed during the final hour in the mall
Khaldan | Civilian | Zombie | Died a senseless death
Lord Magtok | Civilian | Civilian | Truly a uncaring individual
Malpik Azhurer | Civilian | Civilian | What a boring man
Mordokai | Civilian | Zombie | Blown away from an explosion, has since regrew most of his skin
Orzel | Civilian | Civilian | Fell off the face of the Earth
purple gelatinous cube o' Doom | Civilian | Civilian | Died due to technical difficulties
Rinquist | Civilian | Civilian | Killed by Dr. Bath and Evnafets
Slaanesh | Civilian | Civilian | Killed by various parties
Terumitsu | Civilian | Civilian | Fell off the face of the mall.
Trix | Civilian | Vampire | Died fighting the zombie Draken[/table]

The Winners of the Game!
1st Place = The Zombies!
Awarded for only letting [b]7 people escape the mall.
2nd Place = Artemis97
All of her targets were killed either by her or by other fates
3rd Place = The Cultists
They killed EmeraldRose and RaddicalSkippy, plus two of their members escaped.
4th Place = Korias the Vampire
He managed to create another vampire, and more importantly, lived

Feel free to place these cheap awards into your signatures for playing!

Finally, a MASSIVE SHOUTOUT to Everyone for Playing!
I hope you all enjoyed yourselves in this game!

huyneo
2007-11-01, 07:54 PM
Very nice ending there...
Only one thing
I thought i was aiding Slaneesh to the exit
Otherwise i am one selfish jerk to kill him X_X
An entire zombie invasion and we just get a lousy signature? lol

Otherwise i want another living in zombie world or something like that.
It will be fun to see what happens with me and my cluestick.

Draken
2007-11-01, 08:03 PM
No! Vampire scum! I shall return in the continuation! And I will feed on your flesh and on your bloody soul!

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Hahahahaha, nice narrative Pwenet, very nice. When is the sequel?

Almighty Salmon
2007-11-01, 08:21 PM
That was great Pwenet, Freakin' great!

So, i actually killed Pingcode! :smallbiggrin:

That was great fun guys, I really enjoyed the roleplaying! Looking forward to a sequel.. "Jeff the Janitor"

pingcode20
2007-11-01, 08:43 PM
Hold on, I used Rat-Thesus very early on to negate Almighty Salmon's action.

Ah well, it was great fun all the same. Looking forwards to the next one.

Pwenet
2007-11-01, 08:57 PM
Hold on, I used Rat-Thesus very early on to negate Almighty Salmon's action.

Ah well, it was great fun all the same. Looking forwards to the next one.

Sorry about that - But you failed a roll and Salmon got a really good one.

pingcode20
2007-11-01, 09:00 PM
How odd. There was a roll involved with the use of Rat-Thesus? I thought it just negated the action?:smallconfused:

Pwenet
2007-11-01, 09:12 PM
How odd. There was a roll involved with the use of Rat-Thesus? I thought it just negated the action?:smallconfused:

Far too many actions in 1 day = Me brain dead.

If it makes you feel better, things are not always as they seem.

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2007-11-01, 09:35 PM
*Applauds and tips the mask to Pwenet for an awesome narrating job.*

pingcode20
2007-11-01, 09:47 PM
Ah well. I'm definitely in next round though.

How did the roll work, anyway?

Inhuman Bot
2007-11-01, 10:07 PM
Very nice ending there...
Only one thing
I thought i was aiding Slaneesh to the exit
Otherwise i am one selfish jerk to kill him X_X
An entire zombie invasion and we just get a lousy signature? lol

Otherwise i want another living in zombie world or something like that.
It will be fun to see what happens with me and my cluestick.

and by the i" bash a zombie thats attacking slaanesh" I did as well.
turns out you were narrorated into being a selfish bast***d. And pwenet, good joob no offense by this but...

YOU FREAKING SUCK again no offense meant. See you alll in the sequel. and ATREYU! *slaanesh zombie sneaks up and bashes the therade and atreyu in the skull. after feasting on there flesh as they scream he says: what? I thought you crazy bast****s wanted to be zombies. ah well, guess iam a ghast. TO THE LIBRARY WERE CLERICSS LEARN TO CAST RAISE DEAD!... wait I know that spell.. *sighs* guess I have alot of casting to do. and, Ezlo blew up the mall. no one survived. We zombies Unsurvived though. Finally, Huyno was helping me, why did you make him kill me you crazy narrortar? good job.

Ezlo
2007-11-01, 10:12 PM
Awww... I didn't get mentioned in the narration at all.:smallannoyed:

pingcode20
2007-11-02, 02:30 AM
While I'm not particularly pleased with dying because Pwenet forgot about the 'cancel actions' power, 'YOU FREAKING SUCK' is hardly a fair assessment. He ran the game really well, and it was great fun RPing out the 'final showdown' with Almighty Salmon.

Dean Fellithor
2007-11-02, 02:46 AM
Sequel now? :tongue: :biggrin:

banjo1985
2007-11-02, 05:31 AM
Bum I died...and poor red nearly made it out too. Oh well that was a good game, very enjoyable, though with YOW reaching it's climax I couldn't concentrate on it as much as I'd have liked towards the end. Anyhow, good game people, hope to be a zombie or scary cultist next time!

Pwenet
2007-11-02, 05:53 AM
In the end of the game, I did something simple.

I took everyone that participated in the final round, noted their action, and generated a random number between 1 - 100.

If you were under 50, you failed the action, if you were over 50, you succeeded.

In the case of pingcode, he rolled a really low number and Salmon rolled a really high 90, hence why the action failed and he got killed.

For Slaanesh...... okay, I don't care what you say, for you make no sense.

Ezlo, eek! Sorry :( - Will remedy in a little bit.

And thanks for the kind words from many of you.

North
2007-11-02, 05:57 AM
Fun Game. Thanks Pwenet

Grr


Rgh

pingcode20
2007-11-02, 06:09 AM
*curses dice gods*

Stupid Dice Gods. Not only did they get a character almost killed (in a PbP game), but they caused a massive failure on my part to what should have been an easy survival.

"Could have been worse. I could have been stomped." shrugs the ghost of Pingcode, hovering over the smear on the ground.

"Well, you just made a big mistake, Zombie Jerry. I'm going to come in there and kick the stuffing out of you! Incorporeal Possession Butterfly Strike! And they said I didn't need to learn that move!"

Korias
2007-11-02, 06:17 AM
Huh. Well, That was... Fun! When I first got that secret roll, I was like "Ok, vampire. Cant do Magical Trevor now... Merchant time!" I was looking for an easy target, so When I fed off of Trix, it seemed like she didnt have any powers. She didnt, so I was safe. Later on, I was pressed for time: I needed an ally on my side, hence why I asked her if she wanted to join my faction.

The grenade on the chest was fun. Who sent that, Power walkers or Cultists? Cause after that action, I got notes saying they wanted me to join them. I went with the Walkers, but they decided they didnt want me. So, I was all alone. Dean, Pingcode, And the other AC veterans were quite funny to read.

Anyway, 4th place. Nice. I survived, which was my main goal, AND converted somebody.

Pwenet
2007-11-02, 06:28 AM
Huh. Well, That was... Fun! When I first got that secret roll, I was like "Ok, vampire. Cant do Magical Trevor now... Merchant time!" I was looking for an easy target, so When I fed off of Trix, it seemed like she didnt have any powers. She didnt, so I was safe. Later on, I was pressed for time: I needed an ally on my side, hence why I asked her if she wanted to join my faction.

The grenade on the chest was fun. Who sent that, Power walkers or Cultists? Cause after that action, I got notes saying they wanted me to join them. I went with the Walkers, but they decided they didnt want me. So, I was all alone. Dean, Pingcode, And the other AC veterans were quite funny to read.

Anyway, 4th place. Nice. I survived, which was my main goal, AND converted somebody.

Confession time:

The main rule of the game is: If you participate, you can not "die". I mean, you can become a zombie, or something else, but you will not be done with that character or the game.

The grenade and the notes were all from me, as I was trying to move things along AND keep you from getting lynched. The two factions also got notes from me offering them the chance to get you as an ally, but only the Cultists wanted to.

Sadly in this game, the Mason's were not very active. Alarra asked me if she could bow out, Raiser_B1ade stole the zombie llama in llama llama duck, in fact the only one that really did anything was Dr. Bath, who was getting lynched, hence why I decided to kill Raiser_B1ade right there and then.

The Cultists on the other hand were more active. They kept trying to infect Korias, which kept failing due to his nature, and Arteyu the Masked Llama killed EmeraldRose and RaddicalSkippy using his special powers.

pingcode20
2007-11-02, 06:33 AM
Heh, thanks. It was fun blatantly violating the laws of physics and narrative continuity, even if I didn't survive.

---

"In 2008 a crack mall sanitation crew was eaten by zombies for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security afterlife to a survivor refuge shelter. Today, still wanted by the zombies, they survive as janitors of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the AC-Team."

Dean Fellithor
2007-11-02, 07:21 AM
I believe more is needed. MOAR! I enjoyed it too much to end now!

Inhuman Bot
2007-11-02, 08:49 AM
sorry about the "yoU SUCK" pwenet. I was wired on choclate and studying for an exam, so not in a good mood. no hard feelings?

Trix
2007-11-02, 11:29 AM
Awww... I died?

I really enjoyed my characters turn to the dark side...

I know you said only one month Pwenet... But still, I found it to be a little sohort personally... ah well

What was with the Alliance Dean and Korias had? hehe... fecked that one up didnt I?

Blooming lich King will die next time by my hand!

Sequel beware!!!!

Dr. Bath
2007-11-02, 11:44 AM
Thanks for a good game Pwenet, and for giving me a role on my first time tring this sort of thing, it was fun.

Silly people killing me, mumblegrumblemumble.

There wasn't much we could do as masons beyond what we did. We protected EmeraldRose as best we could and rezzed Androgial. By the end of the day we were able to recruit people, we had all died! If you had left Raiser B1ade alive, we would have tried to recruit Rinquist, by sadly it was not to be.

In conclusion, I blame Trix for the downfall of the masons. (no actual reason.)

Korias
2007-11-02, 12:26 PM
Awww... I died?

I really enjoyed my characters turn to the dark side...

I know you said only one month Pwenet... But still, I found it to be a little sohort personally... ah well

What was with the Alliance Dean and Korias had? hehe... fecked that one up didnt I?

Blooming lich King will die next time by my hand!

Sequel beware!!!!

You screwed it up, but at that point it didnt matter. The Alliance was the fact that Dean, I think, was conserned more about surviving than killing me. Therefore, Killing an extra hand at the cades would be useless and stupid, so we agreed that we wont attack each other. As he had a known roll of "Vampire Hunter", he had to be good. Me, trying to play the good side, went with that group.

And an OMG to the fact that Pwenet orchestrated the entire notes thing.

Cultists: Why'd you try to get me so many times? I'm not that good of an evil guy: Honest. The only Werewolf roles I've actually done was the Templar Marshall of Mafia V (of which I died), and the Technophiles of Revolution.

Trix
2007-11-02, 12:51 PM
Lol, well I actually posted in my note to attack Dean the moment I learned i needed to feed someone cause I figured Vamp hunter wouldnt exactly be the wrong place to start! But hey!

And Bath... lol... Why blame me? Although i cant rember if i started the bandwagon against you...

Draken
2007-11-02, 01:06 PM
Next time you all will bow before me, you can't kill a lich just destroying the body! I will reform! You vampires will burn in my unholy flame!

*kicks Korias' leg*

Korias
2007-11-02, 01:52 PM
Next time you all will bow before me, you can't kill a lich just destroying the body! I will reform! You vampires will burn in my unholy flame!

*kicks Korias' leg*

*MUNCH*

Mmm... Extra Crunchy Lich!

Jaykell
2007-11-02, 03:36 PM
Oh well, i died, i guess ill just respawn for the next game. remember, we broke the laws of the universe this game, so i dont think it would matter if I just smashed the rest (Im goin pyro next game, Zombies BEWARE). BTW Why did I have to be near Red when he exploded :(.

huyneo
2007-11-02, 05:02 PM
"Holy crap!!!"

Leaps away from the approaching Zombies

"We need to make a break for it!"

Sees that many people are fighting each other

"CRAP!, well... atleast those damn zombies will feel the power of my plank!!"

Charges with Slaanesh towards the exit

I think Pwenet saw this as
Charges at Slaanesh then to the exit
or something to kill him X_X

Otherwise when is the next one gonna come out? because i really can't wait
another year to do another zombie invasion.

Rinquist
2007-11-02, 05:25 PM
Thanks for a good game Pwenet, and for giving me a role on my first time tring this sort of thing, it was fun.

Silly people killing me, mumblegrumblemumble.

There wasn't much we could do as masons beyond what we did. We protected EmeraldRose as best we could and rezzed Androgial. By the end of the day we were able to recruit people, we had all died! If you had left Raiser B1ade alive, we would have tried to recruit Rinquist, by sadly it was not to be.

In conclusion, I blame Trix for the downfall of the masons. (no actual reason.)

I'll be honest, Doc. My opinions were wrong the entire game through. I first attempted to lynch Ezlo, but after I snapped a photo of him, I decided that you HAD to be a cultist. Anyone wearing a monocle is evil :)

But in the end, ya got me. So I suppose it's a little too late to say, "Hey, Eat me!"

Great game, Pwenet, and good playing with ya, everyone!

Ezlo
2007-11-03, 08:36 AM
Again I shall say that I'm not mentioned in the narration, but I'll wait until the fifth before I add it myself.:smalltongue:

Kasz
2007-11-03, 09:19 AM
I didn't join from the start but I did read it to catch up and it was fun just to read it.

Can't wait for the next one!:smallbiggrin:

pingcode20
2007-11-03, 05:08 PM
Epilogue: Jerry the Rat

Flute music wafts through the air, as we return one last time to the mall where it all began. In the devastated courtyard, a lone flagpole remains standing, the standard upon it long since burned away in the chaos of the last days. A tiny, blue caped figure scampers up to the top.

Raising itself to two legs, it draws a small, shiny object and holds it into the air, with the flute music in the background.

<Beware, Kasz, for I, Rat Thesus, will knock you down.>

Korias
2007-11-03, 06:31 PM
((Epilogues, huh? Sounds like a good idea.))

Epilogue

The rain beats down on the streets below. A lone figure watches from a hellicopter as he rides away from the site of the invasion. Man... Zombies? Whod'a thought? The pilot speaks into his headpeice, the words echoing into Korias' headphones. It shouldn't have ended like that. I'll be back. I swear it. Now, Korias, dont go swearing one of those damn Blood Oaths of Vengance... Yeah... But I need to kill him. Make sure he stays dead this time. Who? The Lich. Xykon? Korias smirks. No. I'm refering to Draken, the Lich that was created in a mishap. He destroyed my coven, and I will make sure he pays in full. The hellicopter flies out into the distance, its engine sound fading out.

Draken
2007-11-03, 07:00 PM
(Fun)

Epilogue

Ruins.. Debris... Corpses shambling and laying...

A lone corpse is impaled in a wall by a tube, it's head is crushed, gone, but there are other corpses around, yes, bodies for possession? No, for substance, flesh, useless, no what moves is the bone, it melts and float towards the impaled shape.

A head shapes itself, human, maybe, it is deformed by corruption and disease, spite, hatred, shadow and the cold flame of unlife.

The head rises and the neck cracks to the sides, as the blue torches in the orbits of the white skull reveal their wicked glow.

You will burn... Vampire.

The corpse crumbles into vermin, reforming free of the wall, no flesh left, only the white bone and the blue fire, covered with tattered vests.

You will burn along this wretched world!

The dread howl of the lich gathers zombies all around, as the monster begins to plot.

Dean Fellithor
2007-11-03, 09:10 PM
Epilogue

Dean's soul looks down at Earth frequently watching down on his previous companions and his own body of which he somehow managed to escape from rather than becoming a Zombie, since he was the last of his bloodline he knew that he would be ressurected. there was only a matter of someone killing his body and burning it...

Dean frequently hangs out with Trix in this plane between Heaven and Earth.

"You were a good person down there Trix, but being a Vampire is one deed that will keep you out of Heaven for life...and biting me...Haha."

All of a sudden Dean gets sucked back in to the Mortal realm, the flames move around Dean as he stands up naked.

"I think its time fore some new clothes...."

With that Dean walks off to the local clothes store to find some suitable attire and his car....

His Bloodlines shall live on...

Inhuman Bot
2007-11-03, 09:47 PM
Epilouge (why not. If I had to voice my opinion, I would say that the sepuel should be surviving in the changed world and discovering what made the zombies. Myabe reversing it to.)

In the dark of night, with the moaning of zombies covering the sound of something. Something Unantural. "SLAANASH" it calls picking up the broken corpse. " I have a ussse for you" It laughs then stalks of into the night.

" The cults have been inturupting my plans. Thats why I need you... my new Project web Nemises.... BWA HA HA.... umbreilla will rue the day it mistook giving me powerrrr................

pingcode20
2007-11-03, 10:15 PM
Epilogue: Korias' Magical Trevor Idea
Magical Trevor floated in limbo, gazing down at the spectacle below. Korias had laid claim to his identity, and yet had not used it, leaving him floating in limbo.

He vaulted into his spaceship, Trev-1, and turned on the ignition, firing up the interplanar rockets, and leaps down into the crowd of zombies, capturing the regenerating Trix in a large box.

He's baaack, and he's got a new trick, Magical Trevor is ten times as slick as the last time. The last time you saw him, now you will see why you really adore him. You might think his new trick is sick, sawing a vampire in half with a stick! Look at the vampire, now it's in two!

Inhuman Bot
2007-11-03, 10:17 PM
Epilogue: Korias' Magical Trevor Idea
Magical Trevor floated in limbo, gazing down at the spectacle below. Korias had laid claim to his identity, and yet had not used it, leaving him floating in limbo.

He vaulted into his spaceship, Trev-1, and turned on the ignition, firing up the interplanar rockets, and leaps down into the crowd of zombies, capturing the regenerating Trix in a large box.

He's baaack, and he's got a new trick, Magical Trevor is ten times as slick as the last time. The last time you saw him, now you will see why you really adore him. You might think his new trick is sick, sawing a vampire in half with a stick! Look at the vampire, now it's in two!

all I can say is.... what the hecK?

pingcode20
2007-11-03, 10:19 PM
all I can say is.... what the hecK?

My work here is done. Pingcode away!

*Dons cape and flies into distance*

Inhuman Bot
2007-11-03, 10:23 PM
My work here is done. Pingcode away!

*Dons cape and flies into distance*

take the o blue pill and you wake up, belive whatever you want to belive. take the O pill and ill show you how deep the rabbit hole goes..

WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE?

P.S. I will you show you In a link when I can.

Draken
2007-11-03, 10:27 PM
"Urgh..."

Milton decides to smite overtly large font.

"Better."

He fades back into playerland.

Ezlo
2007-11-03, 10:46 PM
EPILOGUE

As Ezlo walks down the the ruinous path that was once the closest highway to the mall, he begins to reflect on all that has happened to him. Okay, he's now a Zombie. That was quick. Now he begins to ponder the future.

Okay, so obviously I haven't lost my will yet. That's a good thing, and these gumballs seem to stave off the hunger for flesh enough for me to get to a butcher or find a dead body so I don't have to kill. But what happens when I run out? I wish Vincent was here, he said he was going to medical school before I left for 'Nam, maybe he'd have learned something about the disease by now. If he's still alive that is. So, I'll go look for him. First, I'll find a phone book, they did live in this state. Then I'll head there and try to find him and communicate by.... what? I know! I'll write to him, maybe he'll forgive me and he can help. It's a long shot, but it's the best I have."


He pops another gumball into his mouth, and heads off into the sunset. He had to hurry, he only has three bags left.

Kasz
2007-11-03, 11:36 PM
Epilogue

Kasz the mini-minotaur as he is walking alinghas a sudden chill hit him.

He realises it as what it is before too long.

Bugger it! Rat-Thesus is still alive!

I better find a cat...

Pwenet
2007-11-04, 09:54 AM
Because of the interest, work is beginning on the next chapter of the world overrun by zombies, vampires, ghosts and Frankensteins, along with the occasional lich or two.

No start date has been assigned yet, and the game is in the VERY preliminary stages.

I am looking for a reliable co-narrator as well to help take over some of the workload, especially if my job picks up or life events happen. Things I am looking for in one:
Dependable access to a IM client (AIM, MSN).
Creativity with posting
Brings ideas to the table
Willing to step up and work on a post if I am out of action for a bit.

The main problem running this game was that the week it started I started a brand new job, for which I get up a LOT earlier that I used to, and it took a while for my system to adjust to the changes. However now that I have adjusted, things should be a lot better with version 2.0. Some things will be taken out, others simplified, and a few other things changed.

That's all.

Inhuman Bot
2007-11-04, 01:12 PM
Because of the interest, work is beginning on the next chapter of the world overrun by zombies, vampires, ghosts and Frankensteins, along with the occasional lich or two.

No start date has been assigned yet, and the game is in the VERY preliminary stages.

I am looking for a reliable co-narrator as well to help take over some of the workload, especially if my job picks up or life events happen. Things I am looking for in one:
Dependable access to a IM client (AIM, MSN).
Creativity with posting
Brings ideas to the table
Willing to step up and work on a post if I am out of action for a bit.

The main problem running this game was that the week it started I started a brand new job, for which I get up a LOT earlier that I used to, and it took a while for my system to adjust to the changes. However now that I have adjusted, things should be a lot better with version 2.0. Some things will be taken out, others simplified, and a few other things changed.

That's all.

eh, if no one else can I will be a co-narrator. And pwenet, you still havent said if you have forgiven my outburst...

Korias
2007-11-04, 03:09 PM
Epilogue: Korias' Magical Trevor Idea
Magical Trevor floated in limbo, gazing down at the spectacle below. Korias had laid claim to his identity, and yet had not used it, leaving him floating in limbo.

He vaulted into his spaceship, Trev-1, and turned on the ignition, firing up the interplanar rockets, and leaps down into the crowd of zombies, capturing the regenerating Trix in a large box.

He's baaack, and he's got a new trick, Magical Trevor is ten times as slick as the last time. The last time you saw him, now you will see why you really adore him. You might think his new trick is sick, sawing a vampire in half with a stick! Look at the vampire, now it's in two!

Wow. That made me laugh out loud.
Slaanesh: The idea came from the recruitment thread. I was going to RP as Magical trevor, but decided against it.

Pwenet: Depending on the status of TARDIS, which may or may not run due to a deficit of people, I can help.

Inhuman Bot
2007-11-04, 03:47 PM
Wow. That made me laugh out loud.
Slaanesh: The idea came from the recruitment thread. I was going to RP as Magical trevor, but decided against it.

Pwenet: Depending on the status of TARDIS, which may or may not run due to a deficit of people, I can help.

I see.. That still makes SO little sense, my brain hurts..

Jaykell
2007-11-04, 07:42 PM
Epilogue

A blinding flash of light appears in the middle of a group of zombies. As the zombies lurch toward the flash, several gunshots ring out and the zombies fall to the ground. Where the flash was now stands a 7 foot tall man clad in golden MJOLNIR MK.VI Armor.

"MAN! These respawn times are getting longer and longer. Good thing i decided to play Halo, or those TF2 spawn times wouldve kept me out for a few years. Oh well. ITS TIME TO KICK SOME ZOMBIE @$$. LAH LAH LAH LAA LAA LAHH!!!!!!"

Jaykell runs off into the sunset, singing and shooting zombies all the way.

Korias
2007-11-04, 07:44 PM
I see.. That still makes SO little sense, my brain hurts..

Well, if that hurts your brain, I wouldn't suggest visitng the Arts and Crafts. Some of the artwork has made more than one person go for an acid soak.

Jaykell
2007-11-04, 07:47 PM
Well, if that hurts your brain, I wouldn't suggest visitng the Arts and Crafts. Some of the artwork has made more than one person go for an acid soak.


So true it hurts

Draken
2007-11-04, 07:47 PM
(Mjolnir, with "J".)

I was thinking of offering myself to help, but I wanted to go for that feud with Korias.

<<
>>

*Sunbeam*

Inhuman Bot
2007-11-04, 09:09 PM
Well, if that hurts your brain, I wouldn't suggest visitng the Arts and Crafts. Some of the artwork has made more than one person go for an acid soak.

I've been there. The visual section of my brain has been soaked by acid..

huyneo
2007-11-05, 04:35 PM
Epilogue

The beating rain was slowly driving Huy crazy from waiting
The zombies outside the house he was staying in are still there
from at least a week ago, and he had all ran out of supplies.
"God damn stomach won't stop rumbling!"
At that statement the zombies start shuffling into the house.
He looks at the cluestick he used on Slaanesh at least 2 weeks
ago. At the cost of someone else's life he escaped.
Then groaning sound starts coming up the stairs
"..Maybe i can avenge him...somehow"
Then grabs the cluestick and jumps down the stairs

Inhuman Bot
2007-11-05, 07:36 PM
Epilogue

The beating rain was slowly driving Huy crazy from waiting
The zombies outside the house he was staying in are still there
from at least a week ago, and he had all ran out of supplies.
"God damn stomach won't stop rumbling!"
At that statement the zombies start shuffling into the house.
He looks at the cluestick he used on Slaanesh at least 2 weeks
ago. At the cost of someone else's life he escaped.
Then groaning sound starts coming up the stairs
"..Maybe i can avenge him...somehow"
Then grabs the cluestick and jumps down the stairs

A nigh invisable creature stalks Huyneo watching his action in silence.

(No invasion of the zombies for more thena whole month??? then time to make a player epilouge!!!!!! complete with actions and responses! DUN DUN DUN DUUUN!!!!!!!!)

huyneo
2007-11-05, 07:54 PM
A nigh invisable creature stalks Huyneo watching his action in silence.

(No invasion of the zombies for more thena whole month??? then time to make a player epilouge!!!!!! complete with actions and responses! DUN DUN DUN DUUUN!!!!!!!!)

I really don't know when the next invasion of the zombies is coming out...
I was just thinking of a good time to have the epilogue thingy take place.
If i am wrong, sue me.

Dean Fellithor
2007-11-06, 01:53 AM
I really don't know when the next invasion of the zombies is coming out...
I was just thinking of a good time to have the epilogue thingy take place.
If i am wrong, sew me.

Sue me*. I do not want to sew you to something, too messy.

Inhuman Bot
2007-11-06, 06:23 PM
True, True, True.

Dean Fellithor
2007-11-07, 01:11 AM
True, True, True.

*Facepalm*

Helgraf
2007-11-07, 01:27 AM
And now, a moment of your time……..

Panting wearily, Androgial pauses for a second, and turns to look back the path he just traveled. The flickering flames of the burning barricades, now setting parts of the mall on fire illuminate the scene of death and destruction. Zombies run after the few survivors as they scatter. Other survivors attack each other, blaming each of their situation, other huddle in small corner, praying or going catatonic.

Touching his stomach, he feels the metal pole that was driven into his chest from the explosion. Blood drips around the edges, and he is started to feel so very cold. Sinking to the ground, he watches as Slaanesh is attacked by Huyneo with several zombies watching warily. Hearing a noise, he turns his head, and sees the red glow of a zombie, crouched next to him, looking at him with intense curiosity.

Sadly for Androgial, neither the blood loss nor the pole tearing his internal organs apart slowly with each breath free him from consciousness, and when the zombie starts nibbling pieces of his flesh off, and chewing them with a happy look to the decaying face, he experiences each and every single sensation with such clarity that he has never been felt before. The feeling takes mere minutes, especially once other zombies make their way over to feed, yet to Androgial the torture lasts an eternity until finally he passes from this world, his mortal form used to fuel the zombies as they wander off towards more prey.

As for Slaanesh, he fends off an attack from a maddened Huyneo, who beats him furiously with his clue stick enhanced with rusty nails, his blows splitting apart flesh, sending flecks of blood flying through the air and ripping the flesh apart. As several teeth leave their mounts in Slaanesh’s mouth, he stumbles to the ground, spitting up blood, looking up at Huyneo, his fists covered with blood, the clue stick literally soaked in blood. Turning to look around him, Huyneo smirks and runs off, leaving Slaanesh as an excellent distraction for the oncoming zombie horde. Knocked nearly senseless from the beating, he is only dimly aware of Freshmeat filling himself up on the precious flesh that made up Slaanesh. The zombies, hungry and riled up by the fires, leave only a few pieces of bones when they are done.

In another corner stands a zombie, somehow twisted by the process, wielding dark powers. Attacking him are two creatures that most of the population believe to by a myth, vampires. The newest member to the world of vampires, Trix furiously dodges the fireballs and explosive spells from the lich Draken. Her unnatural grace and agility serve her well as her companion, Korias rushes in, taking advantage of her distracting the lich and having grabbed a large structural beam that had fallen to the ground.

Switching it like a child would swing a branch, Korias smashes the beam across Draken chest, sending the lich flying. Trix follows quickly, blood rushing through her veins that is not her own, and she gives fully into her dark nature. She leaps at the fallen lich, and her face, with an expression of enjoying the hunt, turns into confusion, then pain as she looks down and sees Draken arm sticking into it. She is dimly aware of pain in her back, and tries to turn, but the maddened lich, wanting to end this and go after the flesh of proper prey, mutters ancient words.

The body of Trix bursts into flames from the inside out, and a piercing odor fills the area as the screaming vampire rips herself, and Draken’s arm away from him, which drops the organ commonly known as a heart, and stumbles towards Korias while Draken beats the flames off of him. Separated from Draken, Trix stops, and walks under a hole in the ceiling with falling rainwater, which quenches the flames, leaving her horrifically burned, so badly that seared flesh gives way to white bone, yet she steps forward, one step at a time, until she collapses at the feet of Korias.

Holding her mangled form Korias watches as she shudders, and coughs weakly and turns into ash in his arms. As her form falls around the room, Korias stands up, his expression unreadable, and walks calmly towards the lich, who has by this point managed to have stop himself from burning, and looks at his missing arm in confusion. The confusion does not last long, for Korias grabs a metal rebar pipe and sprints forward with a blaze of movement, and thrust the pipe forward and into the stomach of Draken. Lifting up and forward, Korias sprints towards a wall, holding the impaled form of Draken at the end of the pipe, and rams it into the wall, driving the pipe into the wall, pinning Draken in turn.

Not content with that action, Korias twists the pipe in the wall, then steps back and picks up two cinderblocks, one per hand. Rushing forward, she slams them into either side of Drakens skull, crushing it into something resembling stew. Dropping the gore soaked blocks, Korias looks down at the fallen zombie who stole the one who he introduced into the joys of night. In frustration, he grabs the closest person, which happens to be Helgraf and rips out his throat, and disregarding the care and traditions he holds, drinks deeply like a barbarian, filling up on the rich blood until nothing is left at all within the veins of Helgraf. Filled, he drops Helgraf like one would drop a soiled tissue and wanders off towards parts unknown.

Eldritch Knight runs through the devastation, his goal simply on the exit. Dodging and twisting around the various zombies, he slams into a fire door, and his eyes widen at the sight of the sun breaking through the dark thunderclouds, as they part slightly. Feeling the warmth over his body from the sunlight, he smiles, then frowns and looks behind him. Approaching behind him are the forms of Kasz and Huyneo still clutching his bloodied and gored “Clue Stick”. The two of them see the sunlight, with Huyneo looking down at his clue stick, and back towards the others, and gestures and they make their way out as the sun is once again covered by the dark thunderclouds, and the torrential rainfall starts joined with loud cracks of thunder.

Yet unknown to the three is Rinquist struggling to rush up behind them. Clutching his torn and mangled arm, he feels the warm sticky blood leaving his body through the torn flesh when a zombie tried to give a zombie hicky to his arm. As he stumbles, his vision wavers, and he feels something hard. Stopping and pausing for a second, he pokes in the gaping wound, and pulls out a zombie tooth. Looking at it in shock, he is unknowing of a tiny piece of the tooth, which broke off and is traveling through his circulatory system, when it runs into a issue. A blood vessel, which happens to have a layer of plaque from various bad food, which the tooth jams into and creates a blockage. Blood pressure increases as the force of his rapidly beating heart presses against the blockage, which does not give. However the walls of the blood vessel do.

It is probably a bad thing that the blood vessel was located in Rinquist brain stem.

As he falls to the ground, paralyzed, bits of his brain still functions enough to realize that this is a really really bad thing about to happen. The various zombies that approach quickly confirm that thought, and add a few new ones about new levels of pain and suffering.

One of those who is confident in his survival is Dean Fellithor, and with good reason. Equipped with a flying DeLorien, multiple weapons and other odds and ends, he violates the laws of physics and the fourth wall. Yet sadly his death is not at the hands of the vampires, which unknown to him have been reduced in number by one. Wait, that still leaves one, and as he runs around doing random things, he bumps literally into the treacherous Korias.

Pulling out his weapons, he points several at Korias, his reply lost in confusion as Korias points behind Dean Fellithor. Not falling for such an obvious ploy, he prepares to at least end the vampire scourge. Yet he suddenly notices pressure on his back, and he is falling forward. And his neck is sore, and feels like he just got a nasty sunburn. His brain races, and quickly sends the following message.

Your NECK is being EATEN FOOL!!!

Artemis97 stands up from the twitching Dean Fellithor, licking her lips as she swallowing the bits of bone, flesh and spinal cord and looking at Korias, but then turns back to the frozen Dean Fellithor and decides to feed on the still living form of a human rather than risk taking on a vampire. Korias watches for a little bit of the feeding, until he too fades away.

Running around with his impromptu flamethrower, Banjo1985 clears himself a path in front of him, sending zombies and those still without a taste for flesh running for cover. Yet one zombie decides to push forward, and Mordokai lets himself be set on fire, and tries to tackle Banjo1985. The fact that one actually ran through the wave of liquid fire, allowing itself to die to a fast of flesh might give one pause, opening up a vulnerability. Yet Banjo1985 leaps to the side, and the burning form of Mordokai falls past him and down a hole into the lower levels. Triumphant, Banjo1985 prepares to make his way back to the exit when the burning form of Mordokai touches against a natural gas pipe, slightly damaged by falling debris and leaking gas slowly.

The explosion engulfs Banjo1985 readily, leaving only bits of charred bone, yet somehow the zombie Mordokai is blown safely aside, still intact and falls into a large puddle, quelling the flames, and thanks to his zombie metabolism, he will live yet another day.

The rapidly series of explosions rip through the mall as the natural gas pipes explodes. Pieces of shrapnel fly through the air, and several sections of the mall collapse and catch on fire, adding to the scenes of destruction.

Poor Jaykell is caught within the explosions, and sent flying through the air, ramming into North, sending the two of them flying through the air, with the zombie North slamming against a collapsing ceiling with enough force to sever his head, with his remains then consumed by a fireball. As for Jaykell, he finds himself impaled on several rebar struts that were blow out of the floor by one of the explosions. Held up in the air like a puppet, his eyes glaze over before the zombies reach him, but they do not care that his flesh is only slightly cooled.

Near another exit stand Therarde and Atreyu the Masked Llama. They seem to be waiting for something when the Fleeing Coward approaches them, holding his pot. He takes a look at the llama, and seems to be ready to start something when the explosions get even more explosively. The three share a glance that they all translate into it is time to get out of here, and the three of them exit into the torrential downpour, with Therarde and Atreyu the Masked Llama sharing a longer glance, and look at Fleeing Coward with a evil glint to their eyes.

Zar Peter the security guard stands near another exit, firing his gun at the zombies, and rapidly running low on ammunition. He sees Evnafets running towards him, only for him to be run down by the forms of Heretic and Traveling Angel, who start to messily eat Evnafets, splitting his various body parts between the two of them.

With a start, a ceiling tile falls, and the dirty and tired form of pingcode20 drops to the ground. He looks out the door that Zar Peter is protecting, and starts to make his way towards it when the door bursts open from the outside in. A mass of zombies from the outside start swarming in, and Zar Peter is quickly overwhelmed, his death screams cut off short as he is quickly fed upon.

Looking upon the horror, and the lack of a exit, Pingcode20 looks up, and prepares to leap up when one of the zombies breaks away from the rest of the pack, and shambles towards him. The zombie, Almighty Salmon seems to be struggling, as if what little remains of his humanity is struggling to the surface, seeking escape from the torment he is undergoing. Taking pity on him, Pingcode20 looks down and sees that magically a katana has appeared on the ground in front of him. He picks it up, and sees that the zombie is still not moving, and in fact the red glow to his eyes is lessened, and the zombie bows its head slightly.

Raising the Katana, he swings it down, only to see Almighty Salmon burst forward and leap at his throat, biting deeply into it, tearing and sucking at it as the two of them fall to the ground. The rest of the zombies then swarm over Pingcode20, feasting upon his form till nothing is left at all.

Outside, the thunderstorms split the air with the battle cries as the heavy rains drench those that have managed to escape from one hell into another. For if one was able to look at the world, they would see only scattered parties of survivors, hunted mercilessly by the roving zombie hordes. No military, no major population centers, no power, no shipments, no internet, no running water. Only the survivors, and the billions of zombies after them.

So Ends Invasion of the Zombies

Those that managed to survive the mall and escaped into parts unknown
Atreyu the Masked LLama
Eldritch Knight
Fleeing Coward
Huyneo
Kasz
Korias
Therarde

You all can proudly put the following into your signatures:
I lived through the Invasion of the Zombies and all I got was this lousy signature thingie made by a lazy narrator. Go me!

Players and their Roles{table]Player | Starting Role | Ending Role | What Happened to them?
Alarra | Power-Walkers from the Retirement Center | Missing (Left the Game) | Unknown
Dr. Bath | Power-Walkers from the Retirement Center | Zombie | Hungry for Brains
Draken | Power-Walkers from the Retirement Center | Zombie | Killed by the Vampires
Raiser_B1ade | Power-Walkers from the Retirement Center | Human/Llama Hybrid | Killed by the Narrator for stealing the zombie Llama in “Llama Llama Duck”
Verrukt | Power-Walkers from the Retirement Center | Power-Walkers from the Retirement Center |
EmeraldRose | Nurse (Power Role) | Zombie | Taking zombie night classes to be a zombie doctor
Radikalskippy | Doctor (Power Role) | Zombie | Lazy Zombie
Zar Peter | Security Guard (Power Role) | Security Guard | Dead
Atreyu the Masked Llama | Enforcer (Inner Circle) | Enforcer | Escaped and enjoying Fleeing Coward Sushi
Helgraf | Mad Scientist (Inner Circle) | Mad Scientist | Killed
Therarde | The Leader (Inner Circle) | The Leader | Escaped and feeding on Fleeing Coward
Evnafets | Initiates (Outer Circle) | Initiate | Killed by Traveling Angel and Heretic
Bookboy | Initiates (Outer Circle) | Initiate | Killed
North | Initiates (Outer Circle) | Zombie | Killed
Heretic | Costumed Lovers | Zombie Vengeful Lovers | Happily engaged – Great discount on rings from the corpses fed upon
Traveling_Angel | Costumed Lovers | Zombie Vengeful Lovers | Happily engaged – Great discount on rings from the corpses fed upon
Dean Fellithor | Vampire Hunter | Vampire Hunter | Killed by Artemis97
Korias | Vampire | Vampire | Escaped into Parts Unknown
pingcode20 | AC Duct Technician | AC Duct Technician | Last human in the mall – Who was also killed
Almighty Salmon | Civilian | Zombie | Feeding on the remains of Pingcode20
Androgial | Civilian | Zombie | Resurrected then Killed
Artemis97 | Civilian | Zombie | Picking her teeth with Dean Fellithors thumb-bone
Banjo1985 | Civilian | Civilian | Killed via massive explosion
Carrion_Humanoid | Civilian | Zombie | Wandering around
CurlyKitGirl | Civilian | Zombie | Killed
dallas-dakota | Civilian | Civilian | Lazy bum who died a lazy bum – Gave zombies indigestion
Dragonprime | Civilian | Civilian | Lazy bum who died a lazy bum – Gave zombies indigestion
Eldritch Knight | Civilian | Civilian | Escaped into the changed world
Ezlo | Civilian | Zombie | Wandering around looking for flesh
Fleeing Coward | Civilian | Civilian | Escaped but was killed by the Cultists and fed upon using his pot. “FLEEING COWARD SUSHI, part of a well-balanced breakfast”
Freshmeat | Civilian | Zombie | Regrew an arm and is missing the new season of 24
Gnome Barbarian | Civilian | Civilian | Killed due to being a lazy bum
Huyneo | Civilian | Civilian | Escaped into the changed world
Jaykell | Civilian | Civilian | Killed during the final hour in the mall
Khaldan | Civilian | Zombie | Died a senseless death
Lord Magtok | Civilian | Civilian | Truly a uncaring individual
Malpik Azhurer | Civilian | Civilian | What a boring man
Mordokai | Civilian | Zombie | Blown away from an explosion, has since regrew most of his skin
Orzel | Civilian | Civilian | Fell off the face of the Earth
purple gelatinous cube o' Doom | Civilian | Civilian | Died due to technical difficulties
Rinquist | Civilian | Civilian | Killed by Dr. Bath and Evnafets
Slaanesh | Civilian | Civilian | Killed by various parties
Terumitsu | Civilian | Civilian | Fell off the face of the mall.
Trix | Civilian | Vampire | Died fighting the zombie Draken[/table]

The Winners of the Game!
1st Place = The Zombies!
Awarded for only letting [b]7 people escape the mall.
2nd Place = Artemis97
All of her targets were killed either by her or by other fates
3rd Place = The Cultists
They killed EmeraldRose and RaddicalSkippy, plus two of their members escaped.
4th Place = Korias the Vampire
He managed to create another vampire, and more importantly, lived

Feel free to place these cheap awards into your signatures for playing!

Finally, a MASSIVE SHOUTOUT to Everyone for Playing!
I hope you all enjoyed yourselves in this game!

Bah- -I'd have lived if my cable modem hadn't died. Curses!

Helgraf
2007-11-07, 01:33 AM
Epilogue?

Corpses that twitched and flailed ... and died.

The blood of a mad scientist had sprayed across the room as his throat had been feasted on.

Nobody was left to see the undulating white worm-like appendange that sealed the hole in the throat - nor to see that it wound tight around the scientist's spinal cord and fed into his brainstem.

It was madness to take the entity into himself. But that madness was now keeping his brain alive ... in a comatose state, yes, but alive nonetheless. Slowly, the wounds were sealed over.

Nerves were reconnected.

Signals were processed.

Veins and arteries rebuilt. A mass of horrid scar-tissue assured he'd never speak again without mechanical aid.

But he lived.

His heart jerked in his chest once, a hideous thump ... then began to beat once more.

Slowly, eyelids opened and milky-white orbs peered outward.

Like a puppet on its strings the marionette body lurched to its feet. A zombie took interest. One hand flung out and a cable of white skewered the corpse and ... fed on it. Drew its rotting essence back into itself.

The cataracts faded slowly.

The Mad Scientist took his time before leaving the mall. There was so much to ... catalogue. To ... add to his ... collective.

Dean Fellithor
2007-11-09, 12:24 AM
So how long until we play Round 2?

Inhuman Bot
2007-11-09, 05:39 PM
No clue. until then this thread has been renamed to: Invasion of The zombies: the fan epilouge/disscousin thread.

Inhuman Bot
2007-11-11, 02:31 PM
Keep!! Keep!! Keep Keep Keeeeeeeeeeeeping This Thread Upp Hiighhh!!

Korias
2007-11-11, 02:56 PM
Keep!! Keep!! Keep Keep Keeeeeeeeeeeeping This Thread Upp Hiighhh!!

Dude. The game is over. Finito. Done. Pwenets workin on it. This thread has no more purpose. If you want to discuss Invasion of the Zombies, do so in the WW Central: But keep it relevant! That thread is mostly for questions, statements of rules, and questions abou the game itself. Stop bumping this thread please.

Inhuman Bot
2007-11-16, 07:42 PM
yeah yeah.. first off, thanks I didnt know about said thread and also oh sweet irony....

Dean Fellithor
2007-11-17, 01:25 AM
yeah yeah.. first off, thanks I didnt know about said thread and also oh sweet irony....

Shut up, stop raising the thread back from the Dead, NOW.

Helgraf
2007-11-17, 02:15 AM
Stop being a vigilante mod, and let the mods handle it.