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Lord Magtok
2007-10-31, 05:07 PM
Magtok gives a thumbs up, and then goes looking for a healbot, knowing well enough by now that askign another AMENite for a healing thingy would be suicide.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-10-31, 05:07 PM
Vespe hands Magtok a health pack. It's not tampered with in any way. Honest.

MrEdwardNigma
2007-10-31, 05:14 PM
We have healbots? Why would anyone ever need those?
*gets hit in face by delicious but deadly pie*
Ah, I see...

Fus.Weapon 1337
2007-10-31, 07:25 PM
Go ahead, use me.

Lord Magtok
2007-10-31, 07:30 PM
Go ahead, use me.

Oh gods, the innuendo! Its filling my mind with horrible, dirty thoughts! Brain acid, here I come!

Magtok runs off to go have his brain scrubbed clean with some acid. And this time, its his own damn fault, and not Regina's.

Saurous
2007-10-31, 07:52 PM
Oooh. AMEN is ripe with possibilities for a novel, plus it means I can use the only character I've ever actually developed half way. Myself. Vespe. Err....um...yeah.

Hey everyone, is it all right if I use your characters without permission, drastically altering their personalities and subjecting them to death in horrible yet amusing ways?

kthxbai

Vespe then teleports away to novel planning land.

SP gives Vespe a thumbs up.

"Go ahead, Saurous can be in your novel."

Rex Idiotarum
2007-10-31, 08:08 PM
Yay! I Corrupted Magtok!

Sure, use me. Just don't not make me look like a complete jerk.

wadledo
2007-10-31, 08:38 PM
I wouldn't consider myself a member, so I plead the 15th!
*Goes away to immerse itself in alcohol*

Vespe Ratavo
2007-10-31, 10:17 PM
Wow. It's really quite amazing how many people want/don't mind their character being in my novel. :smallconfused: I really would have figured more people wouldn't really want me to even think about writing with their character...

Does this mean you all trust me? Or have all the fumes in the air finally gotten to you?

Fus.Weapon 1337
2007-10-31, 10:26 PM
Wow. It's really quite amazing how many people want/don't mind their character being in my novel. :smallconfused: I really would have figured more people wouldn't really want me to even think about writing with their character...

Does this mean you all trust me? Or have all the fumes in the air finally gotten to you?

Neither. I just wanted to be in a book.

Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins
2007-10-31, 11:02 PM
Wow. It's really quite amazing how many people want/don't mind their character being in my novel. :smallconfused: I really would have figured more people wouldn't really want me to even think about writing with their character...

Does this mean you all trust me? Or have all the fumes in the air finally gotten to you?

Fullbladder must die a very humourous death, and must actually die, or no dice.

Lord Magtok
2007-11-01, 12:01 PM
I don't think you'd really be able to do any serious harm, even if you wanted to, Vespe.:smalltongue:

Castaras
2007-11-01, 12:03 PM
I don't care really. Castaras can die horribly for all I care. :smalltongue:

And yeah...I do trust you to not do anything stupid with her. Probably going to be my downfall, trusting you, but eh.

Draken
2007-11-01, 12:08 PM
I have nothing against it Vespe.

Just don't forget to remember how prepotent, spiteful and a general jerk Draken (the character) is.

...

I believe I have just been insulted.

CurlyKitGirl
2007-11-01, 03:17 PM
"I think it's because SP's been promising a Sprite comic for so long that AMEN will do anything to get into a book or fictional event. But everyone'll want to read what it says. And to find out how they died naturally."

Vespe Ratavo
2007-11-01, 04:43 PM
Don't worry, I won't do anything stupid with your characters, Vespe says with his fingers crossed behind his back, and rest assured Fullbladder, you shall die! Muhahaha! :smallamused:

Lucid_Archon
2007-11-01, 05:57 PM
Though I doubt you'd want to, you may use Lucid in any way you see fit. I'd have said something earlier, but I'm working on... something.

Mr. Moon
2007-11-01, 08:26 PM
Saphire poofs in, looking like a drug adict who hasn't had her drug of choice in a while. "Ah, finaly! Mom forgot to log out, meaning I can get on!

Go ahead and use Moon Called, Vespe. Just no killing her off. I plan to kill her once I make my official 'I can post without worrying about Mom seeing me do it' return. I'm working on the script for the comic."

Lord Magtok
2007-11-01, 08:59 PM
Wait...what? You're killing MC?

And making a comic? And killing MC? And letting a major PC die? And breaking Saur's crusty, old, rotten, and smelly heart? And killing Moon Called? :smalleek:

Mr. Moon
2007-11-01, 09:12 PM
Saphire shrugs. "It's not official yet. And anyway, I've been using her since I was little. It's time for a new main character."

Fus.Weapon 1337
2007-11-01, 09:33 PM
*cough* Vorpal Tunnel.

A swirling blue tunnel appears in the main room. Anyone who enters it will have their head fall off.

Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins
2007-11-01, 10:00 PM
Fullbladder looks from the Vorpal Tunnel to Saphire.

"Honestly I didn't see that one coming. It wasn't cliche. It frightens me to no end," he points out rather blandly.

He then looks back to the tunnel.

"I'm just a head. What can it do to me?"

With that, Fullbladder's robot exo-suit's chest opens, and the four black metal spider legs attached to what remains of his spinal cord twitch to life, climbing out of the main body. He walks into the tunnel.

CurlyKitGirl
2007-11-02, 10:13 AM
Saphire poofs in, looking like a drug adict who hasn't had her drug of choice in a while. "Ah, finaly! Mom forgot to log out, meaning I can get on!

Go ahead and use Moon Called, Vespe. Just no killing her off. I plan to kill her once I make my official 'I can post without worrying about Mom seeing me do it' return. I'm working on the script for the comic."

"Wait. You're killing off MC for no reason? And everything else Maggie said? And killing MC? That was...that was unexpected. I don't think Saur'll be happy. At all.":smalleek:

V Junior
2007-11-02, 12:29 PM
DON'T DO IT SAPHIRE!!!!!! DON'T KILL MOON!!!!!

No one else kills of their characters, even if they HAVE been used for ages!!! You can't do it!!! Moon is important in AMEN!! Look how far she's come!

And, if you want a reason to keep her aside from this... Maur! If he loses his mother forever, how will it affect him? Unless...

DON'T DO IT!!!!!!!

KEEP MOON CALLED OR SOMETHING REALLY BAD WILL HAPPEN!!!!!!

Lord Magtok
2007-11-02, 12:40 PM
Magtok walks by Saur, snickering at first, until he eventually is laughing out loud, and pointing his finger at Saur.

Ha! You're gonna be a widow! A depressed little undead elf and single father! And who knows what horrible psychological damage this will do to your son and her brother! :smalltongue:

Castaras
2007-11-02, 12:41 PM
Widower, surely? :smallconfused:

Unless you're accusing Saur of being a girl. :smallamused:

CurlyKitGirl
2007-11-02, 12:43 PM
"I do believe he is. And whose brother?"

Lord Magtok
2007-11-02, 12:46 PM
Moon Called's brother. The guy named Dusk. He's afraid of undead stuff.

CurlyKitGirl
2007-11-02, 12:55 PM
"Meh. He's not exactly around. I guess he got lost in the depths of the base somewhere. And a short while ago you were worried abou MC's iminent death too."

Saurous
2007-11-02, 02:42 PM
Saphire poofs in, looking like a drug adict who hasn't had her drug of choice in a while. "Ah, finaly! Mom forgot to log out, meaning I can get on!

Go ahead and use Moon Called, Vespe. Just no killing her off. I plan to kill her once I make my official 'I can post without worrying about Mom seeing me do it' return. I'm working on the script for the comic."

"Well, at least you can actually figure out how to sneak around your mother's gr- Wait, WHAT?!"

Saurous reads over this post once more, to be sure he read it right.

"You're killing MC?! For no real reason besides wanting a new main character?! That's just ridiculous! Moon is one of the most recognizable members! And think of the psychological damage!"

The spectral Saurous then begins swearing vibrantly in at least six different languages.

PirateMonk
2007-11-02, 02:44 PM
PM pops up just to watch and laugh.

wadledo
2007-11-02, 02:46 PM
So sad.
.............
Where's her room?
We need to create a traditional funeral fire.

CurlyKitGirl
2007-11-02, 02:49 PM
"Poor Saur. He's losing a love interest in a particularly cliched death scene."

Saurous
2007-11-02, 02:52 PM
So sad.
.............
Where's her room?
We need to create a traditional funeral fire.

Saurous pauses in his cursing for a moment.

"...she isn't dead yet. It is a soon-coming thing."

He then goes back to swearing, also making choking motions with his hands, possibly illustrating what he is going to do to Saphire.

Lord Magtok
2007-11-02, 03:15 PM
Magtok laughs at Saur's fury, and then wanders off to do Maggy-ish things somewhere. Like wasting his life watching TV when he could be enslaving people and putting them to work in his useless factories whose products are rarely ever used.

CurlyKitGirl
2007-11-02, 03:17 PM
"Or mocking Saur some more. And Maur. You haven't said a thing about how his mum is effectively being forced to commit suicide."

Vespe Ratavo
2007-11-02, 04:48 PM
Hey, I just have a few questions. Curly, what are you? Are you some sort of rogue/mage? That's what I was thinking, but I'm not sure.

Also, if the main generator went out in the center of the base and half of you had to go down there to fix it and the other half had to stay to fend off an inevitable attack by the reborn EVIL, who would stay and who would go? :smallconfused:

Exachix
2007-11-02, 04:50 PM
"c) Escort Magtok down, he's the most techno out of us and so he's likely to be the best one to fix it."

CurlyKitGirl
2007-11-02, 04:56 PM
"I don't know. I suppose that works. But books feature heavily. And I'd watch. And laugh. But I honestly don't know. I'm defintely human. And I have a cat."

Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins
2007-11-02, 04:56 PM
"I'd probably go down, so as to best use genre savvy knowledge and make horrible jokes along the way. I wouldn't stay up top, too much waiting. And that's the worst part, the waiting."

Vespe Ratavo
2007-11-02, 05:00 PM
I don't know how much technical knowledge it takes to tape a piece of toast to a cat's back and drop it back into the generator (http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/19/Anti-gravity.gif/265px-Anti-gravity.gif), but okay. Thanks!
*retreats back into novel*

Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins
2007-11-02, 05:08 PM
"It's not so much the fixing, it's the finding. Who knows what example xeno-biology, what massive of forgotten super-technology, what dark ghosts of the pasts we may find down there? Well, you, obviously. But I mean other than that."

wadledo
2007-11-02, 05:32 PM
"Is there the option of being payed off by the reborn EVIL, and retiring to a nice little place on the plane of shadow to raise poisonous plants?"

MrEdwardNigma
2007-11-02, 05:34 PM
MrEdwardNigma mysteriously appears and starts cooking up some mystery stew (the secret ingredient is bunny rabbits!:smallsmile: )

"And I would propably hang around to see if the ultimate EVIL knew the answer to the ultimate riddle" the wizard says to Vespe, in the feint hope he'll be included in the novel.

Draken
2007-11-02, 06:03 PM
I would probably stay behind and fight off the attack of EVIL.

Umm... Fresh meat...

Stop daydreaming.

Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins
2007-11-02, 07:28 PM
Suddenly the rabbits leap from Nigma's stew pot, make a snide remark, and kick him in, bolting down the pot's lid. They proceed to run off, looking for their collective grandfather, a timely old fellow going by the name 'Bugs'.

Saurous
2007-11-02, 07:54 PM
Saurous glows faintly for a moment, before hitting the floor with a dull thump, no longer a ghost.

"...what? What just happened?"

"I decided to fix your phylactery due to the fact that I see no negative effects on you in the near future with you being a ghost."

"...I see."

wadledo
2007-11-02, 08:06 PM
Wadledo looks disappointed.
"But, I was just going to go ethereal and use his head as a footstool!
Sigh........oh well, guess I'll have to find his phylactery and ransom it back to him."

Lucid_Archon
2007-11-02, 08:26 PM
Michael hauls a massive metal booth out of his room, along with a dozen or so cans of paint.

If MC dies, then... Well, I doubt it would have very good meta effects. Still, a little change is good.

He continues dragging the booth to the middle of the main room.

MrEdwardNigma
2007-11-03, 04:08 AM
MrEdwardNigma celebrates Saurous' return by tossing a fireball at him.
"Welcome back, pal! Want some mystery stew? The secret ingredient's run off again, but I'm sure I'll find something to replace it" says the wizard, eyeing Wadledo and licking his lips.

wadledo
2007-11-03, 01:11 PM
"In the words of a man long dead *Yea bloody right*"
Wadledo turns ethereal and heads off to find Saurous's phylactery, and maybe a place to take a nap.

Derivious
2007-11-03, 08:04 PM
Derivious wakes up on his couch with the TV on, "Dang, I have got to stop falling asleep on the cough for... A FEW MONTHS." : He hits his random event button hoping to go back in time. His room explodes. "...crap"

CurlyKitGirl
2007-11-04, 01:09 PM
"I think we're all dead."

Saurous
2007-11-04, 01:21 PM
"No, it's just a rare moment of quiet.

Why are we whispering?"

CurlyKitGirl
2007-11-04, 01:22 PM
"I don't want to wake people up. And I felt like it."

Saurous
2007-11-04, 01:46 PM
"And how long have you cared about waking others?"

Saurous sighs, and then contemplates for a few moments. Most of his contemplation involves how those in AMEN who do not have a plausible ability or object that keeps them alive stay away from death.

Fus.Weapon 1337
2007-11-04, 02:17 PM
Well, that should be it.
Lifebane is carrying about 30 suitcases, all of them labeled "XYZ".
I'm going too.

Lucid_Archon
2007-11-04, 02:36 PM
"Where to? Leaving forever or something?"

MrEdwardNigma
2007-11-04, 05:09 PM
"I pretty much manage to stay alive by having an inplausible ability to keep me alive. It has all the benefits of a plausible one, but you don't have to do as much maintenance"

Saurous
2007-11-04, 05:34 PM
"So my explanation of both Grim and Death ignoring this place just because of the massive amount of work it would cause them is unfounded?"

MrEdwardNigma
2007-11-04, 06:02 PM
"The reaper would have a lot less work if we weren't around anymore, me think. I mean, he never neglected to pick up all those orphans I slaughtered, and that must have been a hell of a job. Heck, I took the trouble to spread out the remains over fifty acres of land, so he propably had to do a treasurehunt for the corpses too"

Saurous
2007-11-04, 06:26 PM
"Technically, the personifications of death only take the souls of the dead, not the corpses."

Vespe Ratavo
2007-11-04, 08:20 PM
"Technically, the personifications of death only take the souls of the dead, not the corpses."

Vespe has a flashback, then stands and thinks a moment.
Really? Then why did that one-
Vespe stops.
You know, I really don't want to know why that one took my corpse.

Saurous
2007-11-04, 08:27 PM
Saurous raises an eyebrow at Vespe.

"What did it look like? Was it a classic skeleton-with-a-scythe reaper, or something else? There are not many Reapers. I could probably tell you who it was, if it is actually a Personification of Death."

Vespe Ratavo
2007-11-04, 08:30 PM
It was a skeleton with a scythe, only it wore red robes and the scythe was more of a...spork. :smallconfused:

Saurous
2007-11-04, 08:45 PM
"Um..."

Saurous stands there for a moment, thinking. He opens his mouth to respond, but instead says nothing.

"Well, it isn't Grim, or Lady Death, or Mr. Door..." he mumbles to himself.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-11-04, 08:48 PM
If it helps, it was when I died from a combination of writers block and rake wounds to the head.

Lord Magtok
2007-11-04, 09:11 PM
Someone beat you across the head with a rake?

Vespe Ratavo
2007-11-04, 10:07 PM
You did, actually. Happened in the novel.

MrEdwardNigma
2007-11-05, 12:43 PM
"Yeah, that does sort of sound like Magtok, I guess... Though any one of the AMENites would have been a plausible killer. Oh, and about that Death thing, sure, he just takes the soul, but he has to go to where the corpse is to find the soul, right?"

CurlyKitGirl
2007-11-05, 12:47 PM
"We all kill Maggy. Nothing special about it. Maggy successfully killing someone? Now that's a novelty."

Lord Magtok
2007-11-05, 09:47 PM
Magtok shrugs.

I've done that plenty of times. It usually gets me killed in the process, though.

Speaking of killing...

Magtok suddenly pulls out a really, really powerful vacuum cleaner, and attempts to remove Saur's face, along with most of his hair and skin.

PhallicWarrior
2007-11-06, 01:46 PM
Fullbladder must die a very humourous death, and must actually die, or no dice.

PW must be the one who kills him, or no dice.

Dallas-Dakota
2007-11-06, 02:00 PM
suddenly noises are heard for DD´s lab in the dungeons.

It sounds awfully like magtok getting melted and then turned into hockey balls and being hit with a hockey stick into some cow dung.....

V Junior
2007-11-07, 02:45 PM
Something in Junior's labs explode. Then, about thirteen meerkats run out, followed by 23 ferrets. The ferrets see Junior and run off, but not without a golden shoe.

HEY! That mean I only have 99 complete pairs and one left over!

...What?
Blame her once-a-princess-always-a-princess nature. GAH!
I told you not to say nature- OW!
You said nature- GAAAAH!

This carries on for some time, and is very very funny.

Saurous
2007-11-07, 03:51 PM
Saurous, now with a face-shaped mass of muscles and bone where his face used to be, watches the ferret-based madness.

"A golden shoe? Why the hell would a bunch of Mustelidae want one of Junior's shoes?"

"Wasn't there something about ferrets being rebels against V? Or the meerkats' worst enemy?

Who speaks in beige and who speaks in orange again?"

CurlyKitGirl
2007-11-07, 05:33 PM
"Some personifications of either meerkats or various Vs. I'm rreally not sure anymore, the both of us lost count after five."
"And put a face on Saur for heavens sake. He's making al the five year olds ill." CP indicates some green-looking five year olds.

Saurous
2007-11-07, 05:44 PM
"First of all, I can't put a face on because Magtok ripped off my only one with his damn vacuum cleaner.

Secondly, Who let five year olds in here? They had better not be the mooching 'Pwease feed us, sir/madam. We haven't eaten in weeks' orphan type of five-year-old.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-11-07, 05:55 PM
Vespe drops in.
Hey Saur, how would you react, if, say, you kept getting killed repeatedly due to friendly fire during a game of capture the flag? :smallconfused:

Saurous
2007-11-07, 06:15 PM
"Why, I'd be perfectly happy with it." Saurous says sarcastically.

"How do you think I would react? I would react in an annoyed and sarcastic manner, similar to the way I react to most negative things.

Can't you make a story with AMEN by inferring attitudes and reactions from previous experiences, rather than asking us every twenty minutes?"

Vespe Ratavo
2007-11-07, 06:16 PM
Well, that's what I've been doing for the last-
*checks*
9,603 words, I just figured that since you were on I figured I might check.

Raistlin1040
2007-11-07, 06:21 PM
RP pops into existance by Vespe.

Almost 10,000 words. I didn't think you had the attention span. Tell Carlos to PM it to me, I'm interested in reading what he's got so far.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-11-07, 06:24 PM
Can't. He's very overprotective of his work, before he does it, while he's doing it, and after he does it.

He's weird like that.

Nice Beatles sig-atar though, who made it? :smallbiggrin: Now our sigs can battle to the death! Or else form a supergroup. That's be cool. I've always wondered what the world would be like with eight Beatles.

Raistlin1040
2007-11-07, 06:25 PM
It says in the sig. And come on. It's not like I'm going to steal it. I'm too busy this month to write even 5,000 words, let alone 50,000. If I have time, I might start one, but it's doubtful.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-11-07, 06:27 PM
It's not that he's worried you're going to steal it, it's just that he automatically assumes anything he writes is pure crap.

Which it may or may not be.

Raistlin1040
2007-11-07, 06:30 PM
Well considering your subject material, I doubt any adjectives can be applied to it normally. I mean, it's freaking AMEN. It's going to be random enough that it's funny and funny enough not to be crap. So let me see!

Vespe Ratavo
2007-11-07, 06:34 PM
Carlos appears, clutching a printed out version of the manuscript thus far in his hands.
...*groan*
Fine, I guess, just let me run over it and edit a few things...
He then rushes into his room and locks the door, sealing it shut with iron bars and a piece of kryptonite.

Raistlin1040
2007-11-07, 06:38 PM
...I'm not Superman. Kyrptonite doesn't really bother me. But whatever. Keep your writing to yourself. WE ARE NOT AMUSED!

Vespe Ratavo
2007-11-07, 06:45 PM
Carlos pokes his head out of his room.
It'll be done when it's done.
Carlos goes back into his room to continue work on Duke Nukem Forever his novel.

For you non-video gamers out there, that was an implication that he's never going to be done with it.

wadledo
2007-11-07, 08:08 PM
Wadledo returns from his nap with a folder of photos.
"Hey, you wouldn't believe what people can do during college, eh Curly?:smallamused:
Ouuuu Saurous that is an interesting pair of pants, but green and purple just isn't your combo, is it?:smallwink:
And Castaras. Wow, *snigger* just *pfttt* wow. *HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA* Oh, that is good.
I have to sit for a second. *pftt* *Ha ha*
It sits on a chair and smirk's, if such a thing where possible.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-11-07, 08:09 PM
Vespe walks over to wadledo.
Those pictures sound like interesting blackmail. I will pay any price for you to hand over those pictures and for your player to PM mine a description, vague or detailed.

wadledo
2007-11-07, 08:16 PM
Vespe walks over to wadledo.
Those pictures sound like interesting blackmail. I will pay any price for you to hand over those pictures and for your player to PM mine a description, vague or detailed.

Wadledo looks up at Vespe.
Everything but Castaras's.
If I wouldn't get banned for posting this, it would be my sig.
*sneaks a peek again*
*Hahahahahahahahahahaha*

Saurous
2007-11-07, 08:18 PM
Wadledo returns from his nap with a folder of photos.
"Hey, you wouldn't believe what people can do during college, eh Curly?:smallamused:
Ouuuu Saurous that is an interesting pair of pants, but green and purple just isn't your combo, is it?:smallwink:
And Castaras. Wow, *snigger* just *pfttt* wow. *HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA* Oh, that is good.
I have to sit for a second. *pftt* *Ha ha*
It sits on a chair and smirk's, if such a thing where possible.

"Wait, what?"

Saurous, now with his suddenly-repaired face, attempts to snatch the folder away from Wadledo.

"I've never worn anything green and purple. At least not at the same time. I think."

Vespe Ratavo
2007-11-07, 08:18 PM
Wadledo looks up at Vespe.
Everything but Castaras's.
If I wouldn't get banned for posting this, it would be my sig.
*sneaks a peek again*
*Hahahahahahahahahahaha*

Banned, you say? Gimme that.
Vespe snatches away the picture. He bursts out laughing.
Man, I can see why.
Still laughing, he hands the picture back.
The only thing I don't get is how she hasn't found that picture yet and killed whoever took it. :smallconfused:

wadledo
2007-11-07, 08:35 PM
It was under her bed.
Seems like she wanted to keep it in a safe place.
Wadledo shrugs, hopping up to keep just out of Saurous's reach.
Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic words.

Saurous
2007-11-07, 08:36 PM
"'Abracadabra?' 'Please?' 'Give me that folder before I tear you limb from limb?'"

Vespe Ratavo
2007-11-07, 08:39 PM
How'd you manage to get into her room? Obviously I have much to learn from the master of stealth. I mean, I can even open up these portals to the kitchen- Vespe does so- and I can't even find her actual room, let alone-
Vespe then notices that the door to Castaras' room has been open all this time.
Hmm...like I said, I have much to learn about sneaking and stealth and stuff. :smallsigh:

wadledo
2007-11-07, 08:41 PM
Well since you say it so nicely.
Wadledo picks a single picture from the bundle, looks at it closely for a moment, and flicks it to Saurous.

Saurous
2007-11-07, 08:54 PM
Saurous catches the picture, and looks over it.

"Oh, that must have been the time that I lost that bet."

Vespe Ratavo
2007-11-07, 08:56 PM
Vespe steals the whole stack of pictures.
Hmm...I'm keeping this one...and this one...heh... His expression suddenly changes to horror as he realizes one of the pictures is of him.
Oh, look. That one picture suddenly got tossed into a furnace. Shame. Guess we'll never know who that picture was of or what sort of very embarrassing thing they were doing via losing a bet to another AMENite who will now have this photo of him/her posted on the internet for not destroying that picture like s/he said he/she did. :smallfurious:

wadledo
2007-11-07, 09:02 PM
As an old master of mine said "Hooray for Mass Unseen Servant"
Wadledo pulls several folders of disks, alphabetized photos, and exploding runes from behind his back.
I wasn't budded yesterday.

CurlyKitGirl
2007-11-08, 02:21 PM
"Oh, yeah. I don't go to college."
"I do. Therefore it's clearly," CP looks at the photo. "Oh, well thanks to my almighty status..." the photo is no longer there and never existed. In fact, thanks to this neuraliser she stole from Maggie's labs noone even recalls the fact there was a photo of CP (or Curly) there at all.

Saurous
2007-11-08, 04:00 PM
"Hey! The neuralizer is my thing."

SP gives a dejected sigh, and flashes one of the MIB devices at no one in particular.

Castaras
2007-11-08, 04:12 PM
Wadledo and Vespe finds themselves mutilated horribly.

The picture of Castaras disappears.

The door to Castaras' room closes and melts back into the wall.

Castaras, leaning on the wall at the edge of the main room in the base, turns and disappears into the labs.

CurlyKitGirl
2007-11-08, 04:13 PM
"What was I doing? Hmm, hey SP, isn't this your neuraliser? I wonder why I have it; guess I picked it up somewhere." she gives SP the neuraliser.
"Dumb player."

Exachix
2007-11-08, 04:16 PM
Fox-Exy watches.

"As an old freind of mine said, Disjunction, Mass."

Which he casts to destory all the unseen servants.

Saurous
2007-11-08, 04:25 PM
Wadledo and Vespe finds themselves mutilated horribly.

The picture of Castaras disappears.

The door to Castaras' room closes and melts back into the wall.

Castaras, leaning on the wall at the edge of the main room in the base, turns and disappears into the labs.

Saurous somehow watches this removal of the picture, and sighs.

"Does Castaras just not speak to anyone anymore?"

SP takes the neuralizer, glances around, and then flashes his other device in CP's face before walking away.

Lord Magtok
2007-11-08, 04:40 PM
I dunno, but its eerie. It gives me the weird feeling that she's plotting something really nasty in that kitchen and in her room and stuff. Like she has her own independent plans to take over the world, that starts with eliminating us, the only people who would be competing against her to accomplish that goal.

Then again, I usually feel that way about a lot of people here. Fus. is clearly the cliche reawakened god of chaos and destruction born at the start of the universe, you've probably been working on a plan to kill and ressurect everyone who you don't care about, Vespe probably wants to make the world worship the Beatles even more than it already does, Raistlin wants to simply kick some arse and make the world his servant the quick and simple way, Exachix is a damned furry cleric thingy that plots to make the world enslaved by foxes, and the bunnies plan to-

At that moment, Magtok suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Exachix
2007-11-08, 04:41 PM
And his corpse is set alight.

CurlyKitGirl
2007-11-08, 04:42 PM
"Strange. I seem to keep forgetting things. Guess it's the effects of AMEN." CP disappears.
"Once again, dumb player. ANd Cassie barely talked before. What's so different now?"

Saurous
2007-11-08, 04:45 PM
And his corpse is set alight.

And is then suddenly devoured by the ground below him, dropping down into some dark abyss.

Exachix
2007-11-08, 04:46 PM
And is then suddenly devoured by the ground below him, dropping down into some dark abyss.

And then his corpse is desecrated by chain Lightning.

Raistlin1040
2007-11-08, 05:50 PM
RP raises an eyebrow from his laptop.

Quiet! I'm writing my novel.

I'm helping!

Vespe Ratavo
2007-11-08, 05:59 PM
Carlos raises an eye from his computer.
Quiet! I'm procrastinating on my novel.
I'm helping!

Saurous
2007-11-08, 06:34 PM
SP looks up from fiddling with the two neuralizers.

"Quiet! I'm doing nothing particulary productive!"

He then sets off one of the MIB devices, causing him to fall to the floor with a confused look on his face.

Saurous sighs.

CurlyKitGirl
2007-11-09, 05:29 AM
"Quite! Now be quiet, I'm busy looting a dazed necromancer." CP riffles through SP's pockts.
"I'm watching. Hope she finds something wierd and possibly deadly. Or dead."

Saurous
2007-11-09, 06:06 AM
CP finds a wallet, filled with twenty dollar bills.

CurlyKitGirl
2007-11-09, 07:04 AM
"Hello? Yoink." CP leaves with the wallet; leaving in it's place a very girly pink purse with unicorns on it. Purple and blue ones. If Magtok sees this he will probably laugh.
"Wow. She did something useful; and managed a piece of character destruction."

Castaras
2007-11-09, 11:37 AM
I do still talk sometimes Saurous, when I have something to say.

Castaras heads back from the labs, and smirks.

And Magtok, you might be right. You might not. Couldn't really say for sure. It could just be that my player prefers lurking, yet there's not been much to lurk in recently.

Lord Magtok
2007-11-09, 12:08 PM
A small pile of ashes crawls out from a pit of darkness, along with a toaster and a red robot eye with several cracks running through it. The pile of junk appears to glance at the purse, shakes as if it were laughing, and then begins to slide towards Magtok's labs.

Castaras
2007-11-09, 12:09 PM
Castaras walks over to the toaster and red eye and picks the eye up, thinking.

Exachix
2007-11-09, 12:09 PM
Fox-Exy watches.

CurlyKitGirl
2007-11-09, 12:25 PM
Curly watches too.

Lord Magtok
2007-11-09, 12:40 PM
A faint red glow appears inside the eye. It then dies out, leaving Castaras with only a distorted red reflection of herself. Meanwhile, the pile of ashes stops edging towards the lab, and seems to act as a pile of ashes is supposed to act.

Castaras
2007-11-09, 12:43 PM
Castaras taps the eye, before summoning a pie and shoving the eye into it. She then grabs a dustpan and brush and tidies the pile of ashes into the pie along with the pie. The pie sits on the floor, and gets big enough for the toaster to be put in, before the pie is closed up and left on one of the tables.

Castaras hmms faintly, disappearing, before returning with a random potion, which she pours over the pie.

It is after all this that she decides to animate the pie, and see what happens.

Exachix
2007-11-09, 12:44 PM
Fox-Exy just watches.

Lord Magtok
2007-11-09, 01:19 PM
A few seconds pass, and nothing happens. Suddenly, a metal claw punches its way out of the pie, is lit on fire, and launches a lightening bolt at Saur's throat, before descending back into the pie tin and becoming part of an ordinary apple pie.

CurlyKitGirl
2007-11-09, 01:26 PM
Curly laughs and debates about whether or not offering this to anyone would harm them in a series way.

Exachix
2007-11-09, 01:29 PM
Fox-Exy picks up the pie, takes it over to by Saur and puts a sign on a stick in it.


A Parting Gift from MC.

He also casts an illusion to make it look like a cake.

Draken
2007-11-09, 01:33 PM
Don't do half-done jobs Exachix, Saurous is a skilled wizard.

Draken casts Nystul's Magical Aura on the pie to make sure Saurous will not find out the illusion.

Castaras
2007-11-09, 02:02 PM
Castaras chuckles quietly, before summoning another potion.

Hmmmm...

She looks around at the victims fellow AMENites.

Exachix
2007-11-09, 02:13 PM
Fox-Exy watches, ready to dodge.

CurlyKitGirl
2007-11-09, 02:22 PM
Curly notices Cassie's potion and prepares to dodge as well.

Castaras
2007-11-09, 02:31 PM
Cassie looks at the two, shrugs, and drinks some of it herself.

Her hair turns multicoloured for a few seconds, before going back to normal. She hmms, summoning another potion and mixing it the original potion.

Exachix
2007-11-09, 02:32 PM
Fox-Exy watches, still cautious.

Saurous
2007-11-09, 05:17 PM
SP regains consciousness, and pulls himself off the floor, not really noticing the purse.

"Ugh, what happene...? What the hell is this?"

He then drops the purse onto the floor. It abruptly ignites and is turned into a pile of ashes.

Saurous looks down at the cake handed to him for a few moments. He then looks at Exachix, sighing.

"Alright, in how many ways did you poison this on it's way here?" he asks, his rarely-evident paranoia showing.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-11-09, 05:52 PM
Vespe walks up to TPBM and hands them a piece of cake on a plate. There is a small candle set in the cake.

Rex Idiotarum
2007-11-09, 05:53 PM
"O? Is it my birthday already?"

Vespe Ratavo
2007-11-09, 05:58 PM
No! The cake is a lie!
A portal then opens up in the bottom of the plate and the cake falls through.

Saurous
2007-11-09, 06:10 PM
SP grins, and hefts up a ASHPD. He points it at the ceiling above Vespe, and fires. The cake that disappeared into the portal splatters onto the mutant elf's head.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-11-09, 06:13 PM
Vespe grins back, and holds up a Zero-Point Energy Field Manipulator. He then uses it to grab Rex and fires him at Saur.

Saurous
2007-11-09, 06:33 PM
Saurous quickly steps backwards, and holds the cake up, allowing Rex to smash into it as he flies toward the necromancer. Realizing now that the cake was indeed one of Cassie's pies, he drops it to the floor.

"What did I do?!"

SP then takes the ASHPD, and creates a portal below Vespe on the floor, and one on the ceiling above him.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-11-09, 06:39 PM
Vespe begins falling for infinity. While he's doing so, he picks up Gordon Freeman with the gravity gun, and fires him at Saur. The confused theoretical physicist begins whacking with his crowbar randomly in mid-air.

Saurous
2007-11-09, 07:17 PM
Mr. Freeman manages to get one good thwack to the side of Saurous's head, who slumps to the floor.

CMOTDibbler
2007-11-09, 08:59 PM
Wanting to join? Simple:-

Wander aimlessly in.
Poke one of the current members until they hand you the paperwork.
If the aforementioned current member you poke kills you rather than hands you the paperwork, then repeat step 2.
Sign the mountain of paperwork, preferably in your own blood, although anyone's blood will do.
Prepare to have had your non-existant soul to have been sold to whoever gave you the legalese.
Congratulations! You're now an offical AMENite! Do random stuff! Kill people! Make things explode!



*Poke* Can I join?

Vespe Ratavo
2007-11-09, 10:04 PM
Sure.
Vespe snaps his fingers, and Cmotdibbler is buried in the aforementioned paperwork.

PhallicWarrior
2007-11-09, 11:22 PM
PW watches the preceding events with mild amusements, and swats Cmotdibbler across the forehead with his empty hand, slicing a deep but thin gash across his forehead which leaks blood directly into his fountain pen.

"You'll need the ink."

Fus.Weapon 1337
2007-11-10, 01:27 AM
LOADING BRAIN.DAT
LOAD COMPLETE
LOADING SPEECH.DAT
LOAD COMPLETE
LOADING WEAPON.EXE
LOAD COMPLETE
LOADING TRANSCOM.EXE
LOAD COMPLETE
LOADING INTRO.EXE
LOAD COMPLETE

Hello. I am Unit-BA11AD3 of Grand Overlord Lifebane's robotic army. I have been sent to gather extra data about AMEN.

Rex Idiotarum
2007-11-10, 01:33 AM
"Velcome ta da AMEN 'omebase, 'ow can I 'elp ya taday?"

Fus.Weapon 1337
2007-11-10, 01:41 AM
SCANNING:
HUMANOID:
IDENTIFIED AS:
Rex Idiotarum
SAVING IN BRAIN.DAT
SAVE COMPLETE

Could you tell me where Grand Overlord Lifebane's old room was? I need to get something important from there.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-11-10, 02:07 AM
Vespe walks over to the robot and begins poking it with a diamond bladed chainsaw.

Fus.Weapon 1337
2007-11-10, 02:34 AM
STOP POKING ME!

Vespe Ratavo
2007-11-10, 02:41 AM
Hmm. Most people don't have that reaction until after I turn it on.
Vespe turns on the chainsaw and resumes poking the robot in the head.

Exachix
2007-11-10, 03:02 AM
"Vespe, why do you have a chainsaw?"

V Junior
2007-11-10, 04:45 AM
LOADING BRAIN.DAT
LOAD COMPLETE
LOADING SPEECH.DAT
LOAD COMPLETE
LOADING WEAPON.EXE
LOAD COMPLETE
LOADING TRANSCOM.EXE
LOAD COMPLETE
LOADING INTRO.EXE
LOAD COMPLETE

Hello. I am Unit-BA11AD3 of Grand Overlord Lifebane's robotic army. I have been sent to gather extra data about AMEN.


Hello, Unit-BA11AD3. This is AMEN. You'll be destroyed in a bit, I just know it.

Lifebane's room was... I think it was over there. Oh, yes, you see the one that's got LIFEBANE-KEEP OUT written on it? That's it.

In Junior's mind...

Well played, Junior, well played. He doesn't suspect a thing!
Thank you, Hawk, thank you.
The March is very, very close now... When will you go? When will you go to halt the dead?
HAWK! You know that only Mother could stop that!
I'm drifting off... Junior, beware... beware Mother Nature... you have made... a... mistake... It was not them... It was... ... ...
Who was it, Hawk? Hawk? Who was it? HAWK?

CurlyKitGirl
2007-11-10, 10:57 AM
"V Jr's hearing voices again."
"How unsurprising."
Curly and CP promptly ignore her as she's offline once more.

Saurous
2007-11-10, 11:00 AM
Saurous regains consciousness, shuddering.

"I sense a disturbance. As if a prophecy has been started by V Junior and shall never actually happen."

Vespe Ratavo
2007-11-10, 11:18 AM
"Vespe, why do you have a chainsaw?"

A better question would be why do I never...not...don't..not...have...a...chainsaw...

Or something of that nature.

wadledo
2007-11-10, 11:31 AM
"Hello Unit-BA11AD3.
Don't expect to ever actually join AMEN any time soon, I've been here for weeks and I still haven't become a member.
Although the clock tower is nice.
Lots of blackmail space."

Rex Idiotarum
2007-11-10, 11:35 AM
"Uh... Wadledo, was it? That's kinda the definition of Member..."

CurlyKitGirl
2007-11-10, 11:41 AM
"I sense the necromancer is right. SHe always does that. Hawk this time."

Admiral_Kelly
2007-11-10, 11:45 AM
AK knocks on the AMEN base door.

Castaras
2007-11-10, 11:48 AM
Castaras goes to open the door, and chucks the potion she was holding at AK.

It should make his hair go rainbowcoloured. Although it might not. Might just do something completely different.

Exachix
2007-11-10, 11:55 AM
Fox-Exy watches, and chuckles.

wadledo
2007-11-10, 11:56 AM
"Uh... Wadledo, was it? That's kinda the definition of Member..."

So can I still keep the clock-tower?

Admiral_Kelly
2007-11-10, 12:01 PM
AK takes the potion, and not wanting to turn down a drink when offered, drinks it. After which his hair dose turn rainbow colored; much to his ire. "Your lucky I do not believe in violance against woman... Although, technically casting Powerword: Decapitate is not terribly violent so if you don't mind I'd like the antidote for this please."

Castaras
2007-11-10, 12:05 PM
Castaras smiles slightly.

That would be the problem. I haven't created an antidote. I could compensate you for your service as a test subject though.

She offers another potion.

I wouldn't drink it, if I were you. I'd just give it to someone else.

Rex Idiotarum
2007-11-10, 12:05 PM
"Hehehe... Pride, AK..." Regina smiles at his rainbow colored hair.

Saurous
2007-11-10, 12:08 PM
Saurous sighs, muttering something about screwy time-zones and V Junior never finishing a plot. As he pulls himself off the floor, he notices Regina.

"Sh**. When did she get back?"

CurlyKitGirl
2007-11-10, 12:10 PM
"Perhaps she'll take AK." she says hopefully. "He's small and she likes small people."

Rex Idiotarum
2007-11-10, 12:12 PM
"Nah, not my type..." Regina says, not looking up from her nails. "Too angry and stubborn."

Admiral_Kelly
2007-11-10, 12:15 PM
The Admiral ignores the chatter around him and takes the potion from Castaras. "I'm tempted to take this and use it on some enemy of mine- but the inner scoundrel in me senses that you are trying to trick me. What is this potion suppose to do exactly?" He asks the piemancer.

Castaras
2007-11-10, 12:16 PM
Oh, it's a gender changing potion.

Which does what the name suggests.

And before you try, I've already made sure I'm immune to it.

Saurous
2007-11-10, 12:16 PM
"Perhaps she'll take AK." she says hopefully. "He's small and she likes small people."


"Nah, not my type..." Regina says, not looking up from her nails. "Too angry and stubborn."

"Curly, your theory seems to be unfounded." Saurous says, muttering "dammit" under his breath.

CurlyKitGirl
2007-11-10, 12:17 PM
"She'll lie to you." she warns the Adiral.

Turning to Saur she sighs and says "I know. Would've solved two problems at once."

Admiral_Kelly
2007-11-10, 12:24 PM
"Really? This could be useful... But I'll need to test it on someone first and I don't feel like being called 'Admiraless Kelly' so..." He pours about a fifth of the potion into a cup of soda and leaves it out for someone to take.

Saurous
2007-11-10, 12:27 PM
"She'll lie to you." she warns the Adiral.

Turning to Saur she sighs and says "I know. Would've solved two problems at once."

"Yeah. For whatever reason, Regina cannot be used to take down our enemies."

Meanwhile, Happiness walks in from his room. He walks over to where the portion of the potion was set.

"Huh? What's this?"

He picks up the cup, and takes a swig of it.

CurlyKitGirl
2007-11-10, 12:27 PM
"Who's betting that Vespe'll drink it when he comes in?"

Castaras
2007-11-10, 12:28 PM
Happiness would turn into a girl. Just as Castaras said.

Rex Idiotarum
2007-11-10, 12:28 PM
Regina flicks her wrists, and sends the nail file at Curly like a dagger.

Exachix
2007-11-10, 12:29 PM
Fox-Exy watches, chuckling.

Rex Idiotarum
2007-11-10, 12:30 PM
"Is the rug laughing now? That is very strange..."

CurlyKitGirl
2007-11-10, 12:31 PM
Curly gets poked in the shoulder by the nail file. "Ow!"

Rex Idiotarum
2007-11-10, 12:34 PM
Regina pulls out another file, and returns to working on her nails.

Saurous
2007-11-10, 12:34 PM
Happiness puts the cup back down, and licks her lips, not really noticing that her clothes don't seem to fit as well.

"Huh. Tastes funny."

Saurous groans.

"I hate everything."

Exachix
2007-11-10, 12:36 PM
Fox-Exachix closes his eyes and casts Polymorph (other) on Reina. To turn her into a rug.

CurlyKitGirl
2007-11-10, 12:37 PM
"Happiness is a manifestation of you right? So, doesn't that mean you're now feminine too? Oh, and Happiness, look in a mirror."
There is now a mirror on a wall.

Admiral_Kelly
2007-11-10, 12:37 PM
"Now this could prove very useful- thank you, Pie Mage."

Rex Idiotarum
2007-11-10, 12:39 PM
Can you Polymorph(other) to an Object?

"Ah! It's a Zombie Rug! It's too late for me! But run before it gets you!"

Exachix
2007-11-10, 12:40 PM
Exachix casts Implosion at Reina. And then Shatter on her.

Saurous
2007-11-10, 12:40 PM
"Happiness is a manifestation of you right? So, doesn't that mean you're now feminine too? Oh, and Happiness, look in a mirror."
There is now a mirror on a wall.

"Not necessarily. Two seperate beings now, remember?"

Happiness looks in the mirror, and promptly faints.

CurlyKitGirl
2007-11-10, 12:44 PM
Curly and CP laugh.

Rex Idiotarum
2007-11-10, 12:44 PM
Regina counter both with a simple Ghostform spell, turning her incorporeal.

Exachix
2007-11-10, 12:46 PM
Fox-Exy enhances his next Implosion with non-counterable, and Target Ethereal, and promptly casts it.

Rex Idiotarum
2007-11-10, 12:49 PM
It fails. Regina is Incorporeal. Not Ethereal.

Exachix
2007-11-10, 12:50 PM
Fox-Exy enhances his next Implosion with non-counterable, Hit any and Target Incorporeal, and promptly casts it.

Rex Idiotarum
2007-11-10, 12:57 PM
Regina, however, hits off with a sunburst spell.The bright lights should interfere with his concentration.

Then smacks Exy's player for being an idiot and not trying to play fairly.

CurlyKitGirl
2007-11-10, 12:59 PM
Curly points out that Exy's player rarely comes here.

Exachix
2007-11-10, 12:59 PM
Exy's Player sticks up two fingers.

Fox-Exy has his eyes shut when he casts his spells.

Rex Idiotarum
2007-11-10, 01:04 PM
That tactical approach would not be an instant kill spell, those don't work cause very rarely does one want to have their characters just smited like that. So no, coming up with a variation of the spell specifically opposing my counter is just poor sportsmanship. "4 Queens? Well, I have 5 Kings!"

Anyways, since you're doing that, I'm going all nat. 20's on my Fort saves, until you try another, more effective and fun strategy. Like a non-instant death spell.

Exachix
2007-11-10, 01:08 PM
How about...

"STOP CALLING ME A #@%^ING RUG"

Rex Idiotarum
2007-11-10, 01:15 PM
"Then what should I call you? Persian? Matt?"

Fus.Weapon 1337
2007-11-10, 02:56 PM
SCANNING:
HUMANOIDS:
Regina
WARNING:
CLASSIFIED AS THREAT LEVEL 8:
LOADING WEAPON.EXE
LOAD COMPLETE

BA11AD3's right hand turns into a vulcan and begins firing at Regina.

Raistlin1040
2007-11-10, 03:00 PM
Interesting.

Raistlin throws a flaming knife at the robot, and another at Regina.

Saurous
2007-11-10, 03:09 PM
SCANNING:
HUMANOIDS:
Regina
WARNING:
CLASSIFIED AS THREAT LEVEL 8:
LOADING WEAPON.EXE
LOAD COMPLETE

BA11AD3's right hand turns into a vulcan and begins firing at Regina.

"Let's hope Regina isn't deranged enough to 'pounce' a robot created by Lifebane."

CurlyKitGirl
2007-11-10, 03:16 PM
"She may."

Vespe Ratavo
2007-11-10, 03:20 PM
Vespe stumbles in.
Hey, I didn't quite bother to read the last page. What's all this about betting on me drinking something? :smallconfused: And whatever it is, is it grape flavored?

Saurous
2007-11-10, 03:20 PM
"I guess she can survive near-point-blank range shots from a M61 Vulcan, also."

Castaras
2007-11-10, 03:22 PM
Castaras points to the empty cup, the unconscious female Happiness, and the mirror.

That lot Vespe. She drank some of this.

Cassie offers Vespe another cup, with some gender changing potion inside.

CurlyKitGirl
2007-11-10, 03:25 PM
"It's grape flavoured."

Vespe Ratavo
2007-11-10, 03:33 PM
Vespe drinks it. Nothing happens for a second.
Weird, I wonder-
He is promptly turned into a plastic guitar keychain. He falls to the ground.
Oh dear. I think I drank it wrong.

CurlyKitGirl
2007-11-10, 03:47 PM
Curly sells Vespe to an NPC somewhere in the base.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-11-10, 03:50 PM
Not again...
He mumbles a bit, then sighs.

A new Vespe walks in from nowhere in particular, and just sort of stands there.

Castaras
2007-11-10, 03:51 PM
And Castaras sort of walks over and sort of smashes another gender bender potion on Vespe's head.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-11-10, 03:52 PM
Vespe sort of dies.

Mr. Moon
2007-11-10, 04:26 PM
Outside the base somewhere, lightening flashes, and thunder rumbles over the hills. Rain begins to pour, crashing against the windows, driven by a howlling wind. Dark clouds have covered the sky, making the day as black as night.

Once again, thunder rummbles, and lightening flashes - and the door bell rings.

CurlyKitGirl
2007-11-10, 04:47 PM
"It's a plotty atmosphere with pathetic fallacy for weather. MC's back." Curly says absently as she reads a book.

Mr. Moon
2007-11-10, 04:53 PM
Curly is lightening zapped. "Wayta kill the mood." Saphire grumbles.

CurlyKitGirl
2007-11-10, 04:55 PM
Curly dies. And walks in again. "You didn't hurt the book so that's OK." She sits down to read again.
"What's the plot this time?"

Mr. Moon
2007-11-10, 04:57 PM
Curly's book gets zapped.

"Nothing, really. Maybe I'll cook something up if the others get on."

Saurous
2007-11-10, 04:59 PM
Outside the base somewhere, lightening flashes, and thunder rumbles over the hills. Rain begins to pour, crashing against the windows, driven by a howlling wind. Dark clouds have covered the sky, making the day as black as night.

Once again, thunder rummbles, and lightening flashes - and the door bell rings.

Saurous sighs, and opens the front door.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-11-10, 05:00 PM
Vespe looks up from Dead Rising.
Weren't you going to kill off MC for good or something? And I'm up for a plot, I guess.

Rex Idiotarum
2007-11-10, 05:00 PM
Regina starts painting her nails, "Man, I'm bored..."

Castaras
2007-11-10, 05:02 PM
Castaras glares at her player.

You always end up going offline when the plots start don't you?
Deal with it.

Castaras gets lightning bolt'd out of existance, so she doesn't get involved with the plot, and caught in dead time again.

Mr. Moon
2007-11-10, 05:10 PM
Saurous sighs, and opens the front door.

Moon Called is standing there, leaning on her sword. She's wet, dirty and has obviously been fighting. "Heh-heh... Miss me?" She pauses a moment and with a grunted "Ow..." falls forward.


Weren't you going to kill off MC for good or something? And I'm up for a plot, I guess.

"You'll see," Saphire says with a smile.

Exachix
2007-11-10, 05:12 PM
Fox-Exy watches Saur and MC.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-11-10, 05:14 PM
Hmm. The rug is moving. Rinse cycle might fix that.
Vespe walks over to Exachix, picks him up, and throws him in the washing machine and turns it on.

Saurous
2007-11-10, 05:15 PM
Moon Called is standing there, leaning on her sword. She's wet, dirty and has obviously been fighting. "Heh-heh... Miss me?" She pauses a moment and with a grunted "Ow..." falls forward.



"You'll see," Saphire says with a smile.

Saurous catches Moon Called before she hits the ground, not even changing in his facial expression.

"What happened now?"

wadledo
2007-11-10, 05:17 PM
"Who's back and why should the Noobs care?"

Exachix
2007-11-10, 05:18 PM
The Washing machine, after a little bit of time, explodes in flames.

As does vespe.

Mr. Moon
2007-11-10, 05:23 PM
Saurous catches Moon Called before she hits the ground, not even changing in his facial expression.

"What happened now?"

"You're concern is mind-boggiling, dearest." Moon Called mutters. "It's a bit of a long story... but just for fun, how about you let me inside?"

Vespe Ratavo
2007-11-10, 05:26 PM
Vespe stops, drops, rocks, and rolls.
The stopping, dropping, and rolling does indeed put out the fire, but the rocks somewhat beat him up.

Exachix
2007-11-10, 05:28 PM
Fox-Exy emerges from the wreck, trots over to vespe, and writes 'Exachix is not a Rug' on his torso.

Before trotting off.

Saurous
2007-11-10, 05:33 PM
"You're concern is mind-boggiling, dearest." Moon Called mutters. "It's a bit of a long story... but just for fun, how about you let me inside?"

"Well, sorry. I'm not exactly one to express great emotion." he says, taking Moon Called in and closing the door behind her.

CurlyKitGirl
2007-11-10, 05:34 PM
"The Epic Plot where MC dies is about to start. Roll up! Roll up! Saphire's going to kill her main character for no reason."

Draken
2007-11-10, 05:36 PM
Draken's monstrous shape drifts out of some frozen part of wall that was not frozen before.

Next to where something worth his while is happening.

In htis case, MC and Saur.

You look battered girl, fought something over your CR lately?

This is quite sad to watch, Mr. Emotionless holding his beloved. And still, emotionless.

Ask if you need healing, I am sure I am the most trustable source of that in this place.

The head that spoke this last line grins, showing all of it's teeth.

Mr. Moon
2007-11-10, 05:37 PM
Moon Called gives a wry smile, then winces. "Ouch, don't walk so funny."

Shee plops down onto the couch, dripping muddy rain.

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Draken's monstrous shape drifts out of some frozen part of wall that was not frozen before.

Next to where something worth his while is happening.

In htis case, MC and Saur.

You look battered girl, fought something over your CR lately?

This is quite sad to watch, Mr. Emotionless holding his beloved. And still, emotionless.

Ask if you need healing, I am sure I am the most trustable source of that in this place.

The head that spoke this last line grins, showing all of it's teeth

"Only a couple." Moon Called manages a weak smile. "And his pet. You'd be surpprised how high a level Dire Wolfs can be..."

Saurous
2007-11-10, 05:48 PM
Saurous sits down next to Moon Called.

"So, what exactly did occur?"

Lord Magtok
2007-11-10, 05:56 PM
Magtok wanders out of the labs, with his robes back to his old purple color. He glances at MC, and gives her a sick, twisted smile.

I'll bet thirty bucks that the paladin who messed up her life is killed by her, but mortally wounds her at the last second, and then curses her so she can't be resurrected.

PirateMonk
2007-11-10, 05:58 PM
PM appears next to Magtok. "I'll take that."

Draken
2007-11-10, 06:00 PM
No. The paladin's dying curse could be lifted by raising him, then raising her, and then someone here would just kill him again.

It is true.

Mr. Moon
2007-11-10, 06:08 PM
Saurous sits down next to Moon Called.

"So, what exactly did occur?"

"Well, you remember that Gildedleaf guy I told you about? The super-epic level Paladin? Well, Dusk and I decided we'd waited long enough - that we should kill him before he died of old-age..."

Leaning back, Moon Called closes her eyes, and continues her tale.


Moon Called and Dusk are hurriedly packing. "Have you got what you need?" Moon Called asks in a whisper, slinging her pack over her shoulder.

"Yeah. Will they be okay?"

"Saur won't exactly teach him compasion, but he will keep Maur safe. I trust him here. Which probably is a bad thing. Let's go."

Dusk nods, and together they slink through the base in the light of noon. Moon Called takes the breifest of pauses, taking what could be one last look at the livingroom, before hurrying on to catch up with her brother.


For twelve days and twelve nights, they traveled, stopping only to eat and nap, one awake while the other slept. Dusk, a Ranger, had his hawk companion scout out the area ahead of them.

Finaly, they arrived at the border of Greenglen. Moon Called and Dusk lurked in the cover of a thick outcropping of trees, their glowing red eyes surveying the twenty-foot wall. "Think we can get past?"

"Not likely..." Dusk whispers. "Even at night, it'll be gaurded. However, this side of the country, they won't have to worry about much. We may be able to sneak in at the start of the harvest festival."

Moon Called glares at a High Elf gaurd with a look of disgust. "That may work... But..."

At this point, Moon Called winces, and folds over, clutching at her side. "Dammit, the bastared used a poisen weapon..." She mutters, before colapsing.

Draken
2007-11-10, 06:15 PM
Guard and guarded, Sapphire. Damn, you spell bad.

Draken looks down at the fallen drow and asks passively.

Who in here can actually remove a poison?

He grins again.

Saurous
2007-11-10, 06:16 PM
"Well, you remember that Gildedleaf guy I told you about? The super-epic level Paladin? Well, Dusk and I decided we'd waited long enough - that we should kill him before he died of old-age..."

Leaning back, Moon Called closes her eyes, and continues her tale.



At this point, Moon Called winces, and folds over, clutching at her side. "Dammit, the bastard used a poison weapon..." She mutters, before collapsing.

"Sorry, couldn't resist fixing those little mistakes."

Saurous quickly presses one hand to Moon Called's neck, checking the pulse, and the other to the point where she clutched her side.

"Magtok/PM/Draken/Whoevermaybestandingnearandnotacompletejackass, Maur, go get bandages and any anti-poisons you can find from the medical wing. Quickly."

Maur does so, rushing off.

CurlyKitGirl
2007-11-10, 06:21 PM
Curly returns with the aforesaid items, "I knew you'd want something like this." she drops roughly half the infirmary's stock of them on the floor within Saur's reach.

Mr. Moon
2007-11-10, 06:22 PM
"Damn, I knew I should have run that through Word... Sorry."

Moon Called's pulse still beats. She stirs, and she makes a feeble attempt to push Saurous away. "I'm fine," She asserts, knowing it's clear she isn't, but whatever.

Draken
2007-11-10, 06:25 PM
And now! As the sole divine spellcaster present! I hereby declare how much you are lucky that I am not chaotic.

Blah, blah...

Remove Poison.

Saurous
2007-11-10, 06:27 PM
"Well, I think it is fairly clear that you aren't, Moon Called." Saurous says, waiting to see if Draken's spell actually works. He grabs one of the medicines.

Mr. Moon
2007-11-10, 06:32 PM
Moon Called grunts, feeling the spell wash the poisen from her blood stream. "Thanks," she mutters, not liking having shown such weakness - especialy not liking the fact that she'd turned her back on Magtok.

Vespe Ratavo
2007-11-10, 06:34 PM
Vespe walks in, wearing a surgical mask and gloves, and carrying a bone saw.
It appears that Moon Called has suffered severe trauma as well as poisoning by +3 sword. We will have to operate. We cannot use anesthesia because I'm sadistic and it's going to be fun to saw off MC's arm.
Vespe walks over to MC and attempts to start sawing off her formerly poisoned arm at the shoulder.