Hiest, monkey
2007-10-23, 02:55 PM
Post other "annoyance removers" and/or suggestions, and if you plan on using mine, or utterly hate them, post that too. I''ll try to update to fix grammar, maybe post metric ones, and add stuff.
(New!) Cloak of Dragonkind (item)
This highly ornate cloak seems to be a black cloak but in a certain light the color woven into the cloth shine. Very often the reator of such a cloak will coordinate the color and material to the light that the same colored dragon lives in. In the correct light the plain black cloak shines with the color of a dragon and reveals a wonderfully crafted picture of the dragon. If dispelled the cloak retains this effect as it is (amazingly) non-magical. The most stunning feature of the cloak is the small brooch on the front of the cloak shaped like a sleeping baby dragon made out of many different precious metals and gems. When one does not look directly at it seems to be breathing. If the wearer speaks the right phrase the small being awakes and crawls down the wearer's arm onto the held weapon or it becomes a guantlet with a dragon design. The other effects the, main ones? Well...
A young boy's eyes begin to wander from the forge he is helping his master in. A cloaked man walks down the dusty market street dressed simply with lonsword at his side. He wears no armor but only a beautiful glistening brooch shaped like a dragon. No one pays him any mind, "prob'ly a rich merchant" says Ernie contining to hammer at his forge, "keep yer eyes on yer work" His apprentice guiltily drops his eyes. Suddenly, a clamour breaks out in the street. A local gang has attempted to rob a herbalist woman, all the nobles in the streets stand in shock but no one stops the bandits from taking her gold. Now Ernie stops hammering and grabs a hammer from the wall. He sighs, but then sees he is not alone in a conflict the nobles will not deal with. The cloaked man whispers to himself and the wind carries it loudly around the street: "Arrise my ally of the deep!" His brooch springs to life crawling down to his longsword and settling on the hilt. As it crawls, the cloak under it glistens blue and erupts in scales that grow into beautiful armor shine like the sun. He turns on the gang and sees Ernie, the two sole heroes in the hot sun, "Eh, friend what do you say we do some justice to these scoundrells?"
Effect? The armor apearing. Twice a day you may say the command word and activate the armor granting a +4 deflection bonus to AC for one minute. If the brooch is destroyed the cloak is worthless. (Someone look up Lich standard phlya's, I lent my books away)
Weak Abjurtion mage armor caster level 3rd (only because it's minimum to make wonderous items, I think:smallconfused:) price: 1200 gp (most of that being the cloak, not the spell, without the fancy cloak it is only 720 gp.)
Armor Skin
Sor/Wiz 0 Brd 1 Pal 1 Clr 0 Drd 0 Rngr 1
Transmutation
Target: Willing creatures touched up to caster level
Sr/Saves: Yes (Harmless)
You may sleep a night's sleep without your armor fatiguing you.
Calm stomach
Bard 0, Cleric 0, Druid 0
Necromancy (healing)
Target one willing creature per level
Range medium
Spell resistance No
Save fort, harmless
Casting time standard action
Duration instantaneous
By channeling Undead (or deathless) energy, you kill (for negative energy) the bacteria that make the subject nauseous, or heal the damage (for positive energy) that the bacteria caused.
Perfect sleep
level Bard 1, cleric 0, druid 0, paladin 1, ranger 1, wizard/sorcerer 0
Conjuration (force)/ Enchantment
Target you
Range you
Spell resistance No
Save will, harmless
Casting time standard action
Duration 8 hours per level, or until dispelled
A simmering sheet comes into being that looks just like a bedroll. as you lay down on it, you feel very comfortable.
By summoning a sheet of force you create a bed that eliminates all penalties for uncomfortable bedding ground. In addition, this sheet also looks into your m subconscious and aligns itself to your turns and tosses. This allows you to get another save against a fear effect that prevents you from sleeping right (and thus preparing spells),If you succeed on this will save (same DC) you made prepare spells the next day as if there was no fear effect. This does not negate any other aspects of the fear effect. If this spell is used for anything but sleeping, it fails.
Yay, done, again!
Edit: Thank you Mr.Moron (pixie in the playground) thank you Smart Thog (umm...)
(New!) Cloak of Dragonkind (item)
This highly ornate cloak seems to be a black cloak but in a certain light the color woven into the cloth shine. Very often the reator of such a cloak will coordinate the color and material to the light that the same colored dragon lives in. In the correct light the plain black cloak shines with the color of a dragon and reveals a wonderfully crafted picture of the dragon. If dispelled the cloak retains this effect as it is (amazingly) non-magical. The most stunning feature of the cloak is the small brooch on the front of the cloak shaped like a sleeping baby dragon made out of many different precious metals and gems. When one does not look directly at it seems to be breathing. If the wearer speaks the right phrase the small being awakes and crawls down the wearer's arm onto the held weapon or it becomes a guantlet with a dragon design. The other effects the, main ones? Well...
A young boy's eyes begin to wander from the forge he is helping his master in. A cloaked man walks down the dusty market street dressed simply with lonsword at his side. He wears no armor but only a beautiful glistening brooch shaped like a dragon. No one pays him any mind, "prob'ly a rich merchant" says Ernie contining to hammer at his forge, "keep yer eyes on yer work" His apprentice guiltily drops his eyes. Suddenly, a clamour breaks out in the street. A local gang has attempted to rob a herbalist woman, all the nobles in the streets stand in shock but no one stops the bandits from taking her gold. Now Ernie stops hammering and grabs a hammer from the wall. He sighs, but then sees he is not alone in a conflict the nobles will not deal with. The cloaked man whispers to himself and the wind carries it loudly around the street: "Arrise my ally of the deep!" His brooch springs to life crawling down to his longsword and settling on the hilt. As it crawls, the cloak under it glistens blue and erupts in scales that grow into beautiful armor shine like the sun. He turns on the gang and sees Ernie, the two sole heroes in the hot sun, "Eh, friend what do you say we do some justice to these scoundrells?"
Effect? The armor apearing. Twice a day you may say the command word and activate the armor granting a +4 deflection bonus to AC for one minute. If the brooch is destroyed the cloak is worthless. (Someone look up Lich standard phlya's, I lent my books away)
Weak Abjurtion mage armor caster level 3rd (only because it's minimum to make wonderous items, I think:smallconfused:) price: 1200 gp (most of that being the cloak, not the spell, without the fancy cloak it is only 720 gp.)
Armor Skin
Sor/Wiz 0 Brd 1 Pal 1 Clr 0 Drd 0 Rngr 1
Transmutation
Target: Willing creatures touched up to caster level
Sr/Saves: Yes (Harmless)
You may sleep a night's sleep without your armor fatiguing you.
Calm stomach
Bard 0, Cleric 0, Druid 0
Necromancy (healing)
Target one willing creature per level
Range medium
Spell resistance No
Save fort, harmless
Casting time standard action
Duration instantaneous
By channeling Undead (or deathless) energy, you kill (for negative energy) the bacteria that make the subject nauseous, or heal the damage (for positive energy) that the bacteria caused.
Perfect sleep
level Bard 1, cleric 0, druid 0, paladin 1, ranger 1, wizard/sorcerer 0
Conjuration (force)/ Enchantment
Target you
Range you
Spell resistance No
Save will, harmless
Casting time standard action
Duration 8 hours per level, or until dispelled
A simmering sheet comes into being that looks just like a bedroll. as you lay down on it, you feel very comfortable.
By summoning a sheet of force you create a bed that eliminates all penalties for uncomfortable bedding ground. In addition, this sheet also looks into your m subconscious and aligns itself to your turns and tosses. This allows you to get another save against a fear effect that prevents you from sleeping right (and thus preparing spells),If you succeed on this will save (same DC) you made prepare spells the next day as if there was no fear effect. This does not negate any other aspects of the fear effect. If this spell is used for anything but sleeping, it fails.
Yay, done, again!
Edit: Thank you Mr.Moron (pixie in the playground) thank you Smart Thog (umm...)