Weatherwax & Ridicully Vs Voldemorde and Bellatrix

[Lyesmith]

An interesting topic, personally. This is assuming a 2v2 duel.

So, who would win? My personal money is on the Discworld duo.

[Eerie]

Don`t even think about it. Granny is as unbeatable as Cthulhu...

[Lyesmith]

Moreso than Sauron?

(Yes, kidding. She'd send that massive metal pansy and his jewlery fetish running home like a small girl)

[Aidan305]

The Discworld Duo, without doubt.

[Eerie]

Moreso than Sauron?


Even Chuck Norris can`t beat her.

[Adumbration]

Weatherwax can beat anything and anyone. Including Sauron.

[Tengu]

Would Granny beat Cthulhu?

[Lyesmith]

Does a bear poo in the woods?:smalltongue:
She'd break that tentacled monstrosity like a twig. Poor Cthulu. He only wants to be loved:smallfrown:

[Green Bean]

Would Granny beat Cthulhu?

"Non-Elucidian geometry? I can't be having with that sort of thing."

[Arioch]

Voldemort and Bellatrix until Granny decides she can't be having with it.

Also, Ridcully is actually VERY powerful for a wizard, he's just never prepared. If he is ready, with a fully-charged staff and lots of stored spells, he can take down most things.

However, Harry Potter magic is limitless, and Voldemort is extremely good at magic, while Discworld wizards and witches get tired and attract Things from the Dungeon Dimensions.

How would the Dark Lord fare against a Thing which gets stronger as you throw more magic at it, I wonder...

[Green Bean]

Voldemort and Bellatrix until Granny decides she can't be having with it.

Also, Ridcully is actually VERY powerful for a wizard, he's just never prepared. If he is ready, with a fully-charged staff and lots of stored spells, he can take down most things.

However, Harry Potter magic is limitless, and Voldemort is extremely good at magic, while Discworld wizards and witches get tired and attract Things from the Dungeon Dimensions.

How would the Dark Lord fare against a Thing which gets stronger as you throw more magic at it, I wonder...

Ah, but there's the rub. The Dungeon Dimensions are a product of its setting. If the combat's on Discworld, then Voldemort and Bellatrix will get eaten by things from the Dungeon Dimensions. If they fight in Harry Potter land, Ridcully can unleash all the magic he wants with no side effects, in a display that would likely leave 50 miles in all directions unsuitable for human habitation.

[Kaelaroth]

Discworldians.

Weatherwax would force Voldemort to confront his feelings for his absent mother and make him go home a redeemed being (admittedly she'd use some magical headology). Meanwhile, Ridcully would swathe himself in a magic-resistant force-field and use to his crossbow to knock a hole in Bellatrix. :smallamused:

[....]

Would Granny beat Cthulhu?


Rincewind beat Cthulhu.

With a brick.

EDIT: And neither Bell nor Voldy would stand a chance against Ridcully. They'd throw their curses, which would fly off of Ridcully's magical armor, and then he'd put a crossbow bolt through both of them.

TOM MARVOLO RIDDLE?

[Arioch]

I can see the dialogue now:

Voldemort: You dare to challenge the might of Lord Voldemort? I am the greatest wizard that the world has ever-
*thunk*
Ridcully looks up from his crossbow.
Ridcully: Stibbons! Clear this mess up, will you?

[Lyesmith]

...Oh god, that would be such a hillarious scene. i can picture it.

How would the Weatherwax v Sauron debate go, do you think?

[Green Bean]

...Oh god, that would be such a hillarious scene. i can picture it.

How would the Weatherwax v Sauron debate go, do you think?

Debate? The word debate implies there's a chance for either party to win.

[Lyesmith]

..Ack. I meant conflict. curse these human fingers!

[The_Snark]

Rincewind beat Cthulhu.

With a brick.

Not beat, so much as whacked with and then ran away.

Ridcully has a shot at that sort of thing too. The faculty deals with tentacled horrors coming out of the woodwork all the time (if you believe their ramblings). Probably more often than they interact with students, and certainly more often than they intentionally interact with students.

[Lyesmith]

Who would *want* to interact with students?

[Alex12]

Weatherwax can beat anything and anyone. Including Sauron.

Granny vs. the Luggage. That would be a battle I'd like to see from a safe distance, only I'm not sure that there is any such thing for something like that.

[Lyesmith]

Quite so. Weatherwax would have a hard time, i feel.
Ogg would have it on her side instantly though.Remember this is a wma who can make statues cry on her shoulder, over what they really think about pigeons.