View Full Version : Santa Claus Conquers The Martians

2007-12-05, 05:23 PM
I have just seen this film. It is by far the greatest film I have seen all year, and perhaps even ever. Really, I just want to share its absolute awesomeness with my fellow playgrounders. Who can dislike a film with a quote like "Santa, you will never return to Earth, you belong to Mars now!"???

2007-12-05, 05:26 PM
...Is it just Santa killing some aliens? because that sounds AWESOME.

2007-12-05, 05:28 PM
Actually, he conquers their hearts. Or, alternatively, he conquers them with love. No aliens actually die in the film...

I was actually expecting a similar thing to you, but it's actually quite a sweet film.

2007-12-05, 05:33 PM
That also sounds pretty good.
Alas, made of money i am not. having bought Unia for a freind, i think thats all i'll be able to afford for the next...forever. might see it though, thanks for the heads up.

Green Bean
2007-12-05, 05:43 PM
Hey, you can find it for free on Google Video! Now, to see what the fuss is all about. Wish me luck.

2007-12-05, 05:54 PM
What's better than Santa Clause Conquers the Martians?

MST3K's Santa Clause Conquers the Martians.
You should really see it. Every scene becomes much better with there input.

2007-12-05, 06:01 PM
Personally, I'm a bigger fan of Manos: The Hands of Fate.

2007-12-05, 06:14 PM
Personally, I'm a bigger fan of Manos: The Hands of Fate.

Well, considering it is a much worse movie, I think it has an advantage on SCCtM.

2007-12-05, 09:20 PM
Yeah, Manos is a worse movie....

But thats like saying how much more fun it is to die of E.Bola than to burn to death by being spitted over a fire.